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 >>/720971/
It is difficult to buy the goon without arousing suspicion though. I already rotate my purchases across three different bottleos because I don't want the staff knowing how much I drink.
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That was a dilemma for me too. And I would typically always only buy what I was going to drink, so I couldn't get a trolley at Dans or something. Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and embrace the boong
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woe and insomnia and anxiety again. I want some goon or lobster pills, but I can't even keep warm. I have only despair
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Cunts fucked. He lost his virginity to a hooker. At least I lost my virginity to an Asian student. Around the same time as decline lost his coincidentally in 2017. I'm better looking and white, although short for an Anglo-Celtic male. He's an ethnic curry manlet. Although I'm autistic with ADHD/OCD.
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At her apartment in the CBD. She lived with another Vietnamese girl at the time. I've fucked pretty much  a dozen Asian girls from various SEA and East Asian countries by now. In the beginning, I was shit at sex and would cum so easily. Now, it takes longer. Can still cum inside a condom, given the girl is tight. The current Korean girl that I'm fucking was, i believe was a virgin. Blood came out of her vagina while penetrating her. She wasn't on her period, as she's reluctant to have sex when she's menstruating. I fucked a Japanese girl while she was on her period and blood went everywhere on the hotel bed kek. What a life. A socially isolated DSP recipient whos only social and physical intimacy is with foreign Asian women. The rare time I did have sex with an Chinese/Korean-Australian. She left me after fucking her at a hotel that she paid half for. My autism and weird routine is what throw her off.
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You niggerfaggots, that song somehow started playing while my phone was in my pocket and someone heard it.
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They never buy petrol either. Just there to take advantage of the chain’s largesse and harass paying customers.
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 >>/721060/
yeah, there are a bunch of right wing commentators on twitter (eg, Steve Sailer) I don't want to follow from my account because I don't want twitter knowing about my political views but I do like to read. Now I can't.
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I woke up hungover and tried to shorten my nails by a little because they got too long
ended up chopping two thirds of thumb nail
now I play like shit and my flesh hits the strings (it hurts)
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He has probably done it hoping there will be a jump in user accounts created to offset the people departing in droves. Big brain genius electric self-driving rocket man.
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You are loved only if you love the sacrificed Lamb of God and what He did for you. Look at how little I am. Praise God for the Lamb of God
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Dan Dan 
the medicine man
grabbed the iron bar
and away he ran

Craig got beat
became a NEET
and now he deals meth
down the end of my street
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> fuck that's a lot
yep
Should be sufficient to have the current Federal Government dissolved, given they campaigned for election on reducing the price not letting the regulator raise it.
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Beyond the usual childhood vaccines and covid, do neets favour getting vaccinations for other diseases they might get? I remember asking my doctor to give me a vaccine for meningitis when I went to uni, only to realise later that it's a disease you get from kissing and I was in little danger of it.
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The outside world fucked me again.
Was doing my shopping and the rotting flesh beggar came into the shops and stood in the queue behind me.
And there was a retarded old woman with a mountain of shopping asking about the prices of each item in front of me.
That stench was so fucking foul I nearly dumped my shopping and ran, I cannot believe he can smell that bad and still be alive.
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 >>/721115/
is this a real thing? 
got the vaccine by mistake more or less 
since then I abused caffeine and alcohol daily and had a junkie period 
I'm seriously worried
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 >>/721182/
there's this one writer from my country named cioran (one of the few worthwhile romanian writers)
you might know him for on the heights of despair
anyway, at some point he becomes full blown misogynist  
he starts the chapter by saying something like 
> women are animals incapable of spirit and culture 
they fucking removed the whole chapter from the english translation
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International Cruisey stock took a sudden rise today amongst the women hating NEETs.
Local Cruisey has dropped several points but there is still hope of recovery before close of business if he likes my poem.
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 >>/721190/
nice 
mine has an i3 and no graphics card
a have a pc though, the laptop is just for looking up words, tabs, and shitposting  
what are you working?
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 >>/721207/
There is genetic screening, but it usually requires a good reason and I'm not sure it covers cancer. They tend to just go on family history for that sort of thing.
They can screen your blood for prostate cancer, scan your bobs for breast cancer, and look in your shids for bowel cancer.
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 >>/721202/
ikr? 
such a pity the shithead who translated the book completely omitted the chapter 
the funny part is that it's not just schizo rambling from a butthurt guy who couldn't get any pussy (they guy literally had a sugar mommy) 
it fucking makes sense (if you want to, I can translate it, so you can get an idea of what I'm talking about)
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 >>/721216/
The publishers might have been the ones to remove the chapter rather than translator.
Translations of Mein Kampf here come with publisher's notes (lies) for each chapter. Often the publishers notes are longer than the chapter itself. THat's if you can even find a book shop willing to still put it on the shelf.
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 >>/721220/
fucking hell
I wanted to read mein kampf for the keks at some point 
actually nvm 
romanians don't care about nazism 
I can probably find an accurate translation in romanian
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2 hours and 15 mins till the stream, fellas!
Fantomas vs. Scotland Yard at 7pm AEST
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Probably will stream something before that perhaps for an hour. But yt blocked ct so it's gucked.
Is there anything good on Dailymotion?
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 >>/721265/
I have to decide whether I drive to a function tonight and have zero drinks and be really socially awkward
OR
Get an Uber and drink a bottle of wine and be less socially awkward
The Uber is probably $50-60 each way.
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 >>/721270/
Drink three (3) bottles of wine then drive there and be incredibly socially awkward but have a great time till you wake up in a jail cell and remember it all
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 >>/721288/
> Three drinks over 2 hours and a feed, you can drive home.
It's always a gamble with getting breatho-ed. Would prefer to avoid it one way or another.
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 >>/721295/
What are alternatives?
Odysee, rumble, and that third one i dont remember now? Most stuff is american politics and tinfoil hat stuff, but there might be some better channels hidden, no?
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Well just scrolling through odysee's home page I see ElectroBOOM, Shadiversity, and Historylegends, so there could be channels there that worthy to watch.
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is this moofie going to be in russian? the last one was in russian and it kinda sucked, not that we watched it for the plot but it did kinda leave some questions. Can you put the subs on this time. thanks
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I think Nuro learned some Russian that time we swapped him for those 6 fat russian women.
Pity he's dead though.
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He had to learn before he had to sneak on a Russian nuclear submarine to disable it because a rogue tanky wanted to launch icbms on a twinkies factory once.
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Okay. I found something to stream before movie.
Oldest God in WRITTEN History STILL IMPACTS TODAY by Gnostic Informant
50 mins long, so gonna put that on in ~15 mins.
It's on Odysee, and kinda like Esoterica. They have a conversation/podcast thingy with the Magic Jew too.
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I thought I was going to watch erotica on womboflix once but it was just some old jew talking about egypt
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https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/this-iconic-sydney-spot-will-be-returned-to-indigenous-owners-heres-how-it-will-happen/6rcydsjyi
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Weber would probably hate me in real life
I know he loves me on the Gen but I play into what he wants
My posts aren't entirely myself. I'm worse. 
Just a mong. Stuttering thoughts.
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I've got several varieties of this shit, I put it in a jar inside surge jar and don't even keep it in my kitchen. Asfoeditas offends the lord buddah
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Usually you buy it stale as fuck and mixed with rice powder, you can keep that in a jar. 
But the real shit is like tree sap and it smells so strongly that you've got to put it in a jar inside a larger jar inside a zip lock bag with rice. 
Tastes different to how it smells, kinda like fish sauce
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got it all over my mousepad and now the mouse doesn't move smoothly over the pad
Any suggestions for an alternative surface?
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Gippsland yoghurt and clinkers. Two soups, hearty beef,  and creamy mushroom. Thinking about a couple more honey and butter crumpets. 
I have some connesoure vanilla that would go well with a crumpet.
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Yeah, I had heard that sexy Sadie was about that, but thought it was about George Harrisons gf./wife. 
An ex gf used to have a cat (was a stray at mine until she took it) and named it Prudence. 
When she moved to the city with it, twice it brought back to the house ducks from the park and left them by the back door. 
It cut the ducks lungs out and left them next to it. 
Apparently it's a thing cats do. 
Funny because ex was a vego.
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Take 2 of dry July starts at daybreak. 
Just had a last minute top up. 
Watching driving videos of Gary, Indiana. 
Watched some Indians hand drilling 36foot bore wells.
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Probably why Twotter has gone to shit
> Twitter is refusing to pay Google for cloud services. Here’s why it matters, and what the fallout could be for users
https://theconversation.com/twitter-is-refusing-to-pay-google-for-cloud-services-heres-why-it-matters-and-what-the-fallout-could-be-for-users-207718
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I believe it called for body paint, strategically placed possum furs, and BMW driving shoes. A mysterious being in a doomsday suit makes an appearance in the second act.
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I ended up getting a brioche with bacon, egg, hashbrown, spinach, tomato relish and hollandaise and a flat white at the part of Smithfield that tries to pretend it’s another suburb.
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It's not clever, you're witnessing people with 21st centuraty technology develop 15th century infrastructure, because they have a 15th centurary society
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4 years ago I sword I'd never take lobster pills again. This morning I cracked. Called the doctors at 9:30, made an appointment for 10, saw a nice white male doctor and by 10:15 had a script and by 10:30 had a box of temazepam.
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Wish a NEET would get me a few pastries. 
I reckon a chicken curry pie, a beef and red wine pie, a plain pasty, a fresh turnover, two custard eclairs and a beesting, and a strawberry milk. 
I'd like that NEET a lot if he could do that.
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73 years and 2 days ago Dan Dare was fired upon while attempting to parley with the Venusians.
Never forget this treachery.
Never trust a Venusian.
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Two spag bog sandwiches in toast and a cup of sachet caramel latte. Think I'll go back to bed after this.
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Just met the cuntest person I've ever met. Usually people have a mixed bag of negative traits, they are a bit racist, a bit sexist, a bit rude which all add up against them. This guy had somehow isolated the pure cunt sequence, being a pure cunt without possessing any other negative traits.
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Long long ago in a thread not unlike this one NEET was craving a fishburger.
"Why, why do I not have a fishburger" he cried, it was really deep and moving.
Then a dragon flew in and ate him.

The End.
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Last night at dinner the club decided to buy a defibrillator. They person who brought it up cited the average age of the group, but I suspect they actually meant me.
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 >>/721640/
Hmm. I thought the public ones basically had a computermabob in them they read the pulse of the person it was attached to and decided if/when to energize.
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Yeah I don't doubt the vandalism aspect. I just doubt the average dumbshit vandal knows enough about electronics to get it to actually hurt somebody.
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 >>/721691/
It's alright, just delivering parcels and you get an hourly wage which is better than uber, however with my car I'm only allowed to work 4 hours a day, if I get a van small van I can do 8 hours, thinking of getting one of those little vw caddys.
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Ungh cant find my knockoff nagoya antenna for tomorrows fun. Have to use the rubber ducky instead probably a good thing because of the SWR on uhf with the whip
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Might get out of bed. Might not. 
Should have listened to those birds telling me to hide the choof tin in the garage. 
There's only one goon worth of coke left.
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Going for a walk, there's a big orange cat I've seen by the river a few times I'm trying to make friends with, hope he's there today.
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she looks guildy to me
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Just updated my lifting spreadsheet for the first time in months. 
Going to help mummybot upload some documents for her personal loan. 
Then going to find and plugin my webcam. Then I will shave. 
I also have to go over what I'm going to say in the interview tomorrow, put air in my cars tyres, call my Dad, go to the gym, and then work on my pajeet code project, fleshing out the API routes and getting angry at react
Big to-do list
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I did not like the last season of Black Sails.
It became about a slave war and then nothing happened and then Billy Bones turned evil for no reason and then it fizzled out.
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The Princess Bride (1987) will be on in 1 hour - it's got fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...

30 minutes before that we'll play more of that documentary on John McAfee.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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Had a productive afternoon meal prepping, pickling an onion and making tzatziki with red-wine vinegar as I had no lemons and tiffin never shares.
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> I had no lemons and tiffin never shares.
I think he might be a bit of a hoarder where lemons are concerned, they will find him in a couple of centuries in his house perfectly preserved by all the lemons he has amassed.
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I haven't made a commit today. Racing to get something respectable out to keep my streak going. 

Maybe I could train and open source LLM with all the posts on ausneets, that might be fun
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> trying to digest vital safety information
> website full of advertisements, distracting content
UI designers should be beaten,their failure is serious and persistent, their profession is a joke.
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Because I forget to shid some days, the shids form layers in my poo bag. Like rocks. Sedimentary, igneous, and metamorphic. But for shids.
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Got some mondsters and oreos for breakfast. Kid on the checkout said their first customer through the door tried stealing.
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I have, they give you good drugs and you pass out and wake up in a bed with a greasy bumhole.
The horrible bit is the laxatives you have to takr for 24 hours before.
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> The horrible bit is the laxatives you have to takr for 24 hours before.
I wouldn't. I'd not shit for 3 days beforehand (while binging) and they'd be in for a big surprise.
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I saw an aboriginal girl on a scooter the other day that also had a baby standing on it holding the front pole as they whizzed past.
It did not look very safe.

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