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I applied to for a trainee train driver position in adelaide. I hope cruisey will let me live in his shed if I get it(no chance).
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I applied for a trainee tranny position in wagga wagga. I hope monk will let me live in his step-momdaddy's shed if I get it (no chance).
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 >>/724028/
It is the fucking senile old cunts at Australia Post I hate them so fucking much. I paid to have my parcel delivered to my door but the fucking worthless boongs didn't even try to deliver it and have told me to go in to pick it up which completely defeats the point of them even having anything to do with it. I may as well have just picked them up from the shop directly.
They say I need to bring ID but I put a fake name on the parcel because I don't want those cunts knowing my name and so now I can't pick my parcel up.
I went through paypal and they are pretty good at siding with customers so hopefully I can recover my money.
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 >>/724043/
I know a bloke who was asked by a German why Australians tend to dislike boongs and when the Australian said they are like gypsies the German understood.
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 >>/724023/
The olive-posting was perpetrated by one and only one person. And in an attempt to seem less pathetic he tried to convince us there was at least another here who liked that tranny. Mission failed.
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 >>/724066/
Yeah, they could've just done their job and delivered the fucking parcel but I guess it is too much to expect a government employee to do their job.
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 >>/724071/
You're just being nasty and trying to wind me up at this point. I said:
> didn't even try to deliver it 
I was here the whole day. They put the slip in the letterbox and left, didn't even ring the door bell.
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 >>/724072/
Just take the card to the post office and your PayPal receipt and explain to them that you thought you were being really clever and could you pretty please have the parcel
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 >>/724074/
There is a very nasty neet on here tonight. I remember he mocked me once for buying dried beans and said I was poor.
He has a distinctive typing style, method of provocation, and absolutely abysmal reading comprehension.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12270593/The-secrets-51-year-old-Princess-Mary-Denmarks-age-defying-figure.html
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-06/sa-road-rules-reform-after-campaign-by-sophia-naismith-family/102570330
> "If you drive an ultra high-powered vehicle, you need to go through training to have that accredited on your licence," said Attorney-General Kyam Maher.
> An ultra high-powered vehicle has been defined as one with a power-to-weight ratio of 276 kilowatts per tonne or higher.
> Mr Maher said there were about 200 makes of vehicle covered by the law.
fug
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How schizophrenic do you have to be to put a fake name down for a delivery? Were you buying a male asshole fleshlight?
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Iktfn. Internet is still running poorly and I still can't sleep. Might just get up and have a coffee. I can sleep later I suppose. Bottleo not open for another five hours.
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 >>/724031/
> They say I need to bring ID but I put a fake name on the parcel
The slip of the back says the receiver can authorise a pick-up. Sign the back randomly and bring your ID to confirm you live at the address.
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once i was buying a used accordion from an Italian music store and the owner handed me an old b&w pic of a sexy woman playing the accordion and encouragingly said, "she play the accordion like a dream ... now she's-a fatta than you !"
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If I am ever formally diagnosed with a terminal illness those bad home dirt bike punks wont know what hit them, I tell you what.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/oceangate-quietly-suspends-all-exploration/news-story/6e1f280eae14fe8871410a50b6ea629b
like they had any customers left
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Heard a weird sizzling sound come from my PC's PSU. This is it neets, we had a good run together but I think it is time to say goodbye.
Should I turn it off and vacuum it out something? It is pretty dusty in there.
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Fuck it just died. That was prophetic.
Worked it out though. The cable at the back had wriggled its way loose and was only sort of connected. Still going to give it a vacuum though.
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 >>/724132/
yes to the computer stuff
no to dressing up, lolcats
no to fantasy sportsball
yes neuromancer, gandalf, harry potter, star wars
no khan, asimov, own writing etc
no to second life
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Bit peeved that Weber sits around thinking about how to be twinsies with monk but didn't even respond to the post about us in matching war shirts.
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> Cruisey steps out of his front door and is hit by a half-eaten pepper pie thrown from a speeding Corvette
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There's got to be a scientific explanation why explosive shits always come about after showering and never before. Or perhaps I just have consistent bad luck in regards to the matter.
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Still haven't made it to BWS. I've gotten my trackies off but haven't managed to get my jeans on yet. I did wash my neet stick however.
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 >>/724252/
Poor. I have at least one filling I need, most of my teeth are stained with brown shit, whatever its called. 
Years of gooning meant many days where I skipped brushing
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Tomorrow night on womboflix - After being bitten by a genetically-modified spider, a shy teenager gains spider-like abilities that he uses to fight injustice as a masked superhero and face a vengeful enemy, in Spiderman(2002)

Then on Sunday, Robert De Niro, Anne Heche, Dustin Hoffman, and David Koechner star in Wag the Dog(1997)
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Ok, I wrote a php script that can download youtube videos and then print out the url for them, but it needs yt-dlp to do the downloading. Webby can I ask you to install yt-dlp on the womboflix server please?
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 >>/724123/
Lucky, I would actually like that a lot.

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One day they will make it to that magical https only 95% of pages on Google use it
https://transparencyreport.google.com/https/overview?hl=en

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I wonder when they will declare bankruptcy.

 >>/724127/
It was making a whirling sound whizzing towards its death.

 >>/724130/
I feel the bloke on the left of red shirt guy.

 >>/724132/
> Blogging about diagrams
kek

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kek, the sounds is like the Love Plug on efukt.

 >>/724147/
He wont scare Zuck, he's not even human.

 >>/724158/
kek

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Dapper.

 >>/724161/
💞

 >>/724174/
How to hold them all.

 >>/724175/
One please.

 >>/724187/
Long twiddle?

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Was she?

 >>/724210/
He needs it!

 >>/724216/
You should make a booking.

 >>/724240/
kek

 >>/724250/
It's a requirement of their Visa to come over and have support. Depending on the country, especially in many parts of Asia that is a lot of money
> To receive an Australian student visa, you must prove that you have enough money to support yourself throughout your stay. 
https://www.studyaustralia.gov.au/english/latest-travel-and-visa-advice/updates/step-by-step-guide-to-visa-and-entry-requirements

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Trust the plan.

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J U S T
You need more good boy points.

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I like this Pepe.

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> Water's embrace breaks,
> Gas whispers in humid mist,
> Stains reveal regret.

 >>/724292/
He was a good fella.

 >>/724302/
Gaping wound?

 >>/724304/
Future NK.

 >>/724314/
Authentic.

 >>/724317/
You should remap it to something whimsical.
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no worries
depending on what your script does, it might need exec() or system() or whatever enabled in php.ini
you can check it with phpinfo(); in a script, obviously
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I dont want to watch no stupid kids superhero moofie. Im going to watch the latest indianna jones and maybe a cam of that "sound of freedom" moofie everyone on Q research is going off on.
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Mummybot was scoffing when 9 News had a segment on ADHD and trying to get it on the NDIS
She doesn't believe in it
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> Benadryl is available as an over-the-counter (OTC) drug in most countries. Benadryl can be found in several countries including the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, India, Indonesia and the Philippines.
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@Monk
> In just five years, the third generation shearer has grown his contracting business based in Wagga Wagga, in southern NSW, to employ more than 40 people from all walks of life.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2023-07-07/shearing-contractor-lochie-robertson-employs-more-than-40-people/102301618
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 >>/724393/
no worries
I'm happy for you to ssh in and look at log files and whatever for what it's worth
can give you sudo if you want
box doesn't do anything except moofies
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-07/victorian-police-officer-dangerous-driving-charges-dropped/102575222
rules for thee but not for me
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some guy un upwork send me an invite to a job interview I replied by mocking the videos edited on his site he asked me if I'm interested
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> some guy on upwork send me an invite to a job interview 
> I replied by mocking the videos edited on his site 
> he asked me if I'm interested, and the conversation went like this 
please tell he's joking 
I'm too much in need of money to turn him down
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Can someone join me in https://cytu.be/r/womboflix and we'll test that this youtube download and stream thing works.
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I remember once walking into the store monday at 7 am to get a 1l bottle of vodka 
looked the cashiers straight in the eyes
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> Colour Rich amber 
> Nose Freshly baked orange and poppy seed cake, with peaches in syrup, cashew nuts and classic dried fruit sherry notes.
> Palate Orange sherbet, fruit & nut chocolate, and ginger snaps interwoven with shades of hot toddy alongside rich sherried oak, and walnut oil.
> Finish Slow and lingering. Sticky butterscotch, honey-glazed nuts, and a touch of old leather.
> Food Match Arnott’s Tim Tams
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Any recommendations for a tv show to watch? I'm not looking for anything in particular as long as it is engaging.
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Alright, now that we've got youtube working on cytube again we might have another open mic night next week. Do any neets have a preference on the day?
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 >>/724463/
I'm too lazy 
plus, things don't really work like that in shitholes 
> According to the EWTD, employers have to ensure that employees do not work more than 48 hours, including overtime work, over a seven-day period, calculated as an average for a period of four months. 
> Every worker is entitled to 11 hours of uninterrupted rest daily, and 24 hours of uninterrupted rest after each seven-day period, which must be taken within a 14-day period.
we literally have thousands of security guys working 24 hour shifts every 3 days 
hell, the place where I worked even made people do 24/48 when they were short staffed
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 >>/724472/
the guy with the glasses is a fucking cunt
why in the name of god would you have a natural finish casino (john lenon's main guitar) if you are playing the coupe version?
FUCK HOLLOW BODY GUITARS 
THEY ARE LITERALLY THE FUCKING WORST FUCKI G SHIT EVER 
YOU'RE LITERALLY GETTING SOLID BODY SOUND WHILE GETTING THE SHIT PLAYABILITY OF A HOLLOW BODY 
YOU'RE TRYING TO COPY HIM, BUT YOU'RE SCARED OF THE JOINED NECK AT THE 16TH FRET? 
FUCKING SOYBOY 
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NIGGERS IS THE SAME 
YOU PLAY THE SAME 4 JAZZ CHORDS ACROSS THE FRETBOARD WITHOUT EVER GETTING PAST THE 16 FRET WHICH IS IRONIC AS HELL CONSIDERING THAT'S WHY YOU GOT THAT SHITPLANK
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I mean occasional mentions of the boundless evilness of the Jews is ok, but this really isn't the board for plaster it full.
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Put garlic powder and tarragon on the chips in the airfryer, made a sauce from aoili, hot mustard and cut up gherkin slices
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 >>/724606/
> methhead
Cunt, I'll fucking cum in your arse and make you cum and you'll look like a faggot by orgasming in front of the neets because of me thrusting my cock into your tight little neet bussy. hahahahha faggot cunt
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 >>/724601/
I really haven't though. I am quite fat and need to cut back. I've been limiting myself to three meals a day with no snacking. I don't know if it is working but I am going to bed hungry so I guess it must be working.
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She was fine. Me and a vet nurse had to hold her down while the vet cut her nails. He hit the quick on one and she screamed. Other than that it was just a check up and some fish oil pills for her joints.
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Possum died and was buried once in a sealed tomb in Barbados. Years later when the tomb was unsealed the coffins inside were mysteriously found to have been strewn about in spite of no human having been inside.
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 >>/724667/
GTA V through Unofficial Five M is a more realistic first-person shooter game play but not for building things.

It probably depends on what you want out of the game play.
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Also when Motherbat went into the butchers across town I waited in the car and when she came back she was trying to open the door on another car behind mine that wasn't even a Commodore.
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 >>/724686/
> That's a bit worrying.
It's just a female thing not a dementia thing. I worked with a girl that jumped into the passenger seat of a stranger's car out the front of the building instead of her boyfriend's.
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Some bloke did hop in the back of my mates car when I was with him a while back.
He thought we were his uber.
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/europe/italy/construction-workers-in-rome-discover-marble-head/news-story/d0d40b018e8102448093ad302871fff2
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 >>/724699/
Yeah, but what do you want from minecraft? Are you happy with robust crafting mechanics or do you want to be able to dig and build stuff? There are Skyrim mods that permit the construction of buildings and the ability to craft and place furniture and such inside. Nothing that lets you just dig and place blocks like in my bum though. You'd need a pretty gnarly physics engine I reckon to handle the ability of the player to modify the world and be realistic like you described.
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I think boongs could take gypsies in a straight fight
Gypsies are cunning and underhanded so they'd win if they could ambush the boongs but otherwise the boongs would bash them
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lol the toilet is clogged good
it looks like 3 3-4" diameter logs all tried to enter the pipe at the same time and got into a traffic jam
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/pets/cop-shoots-beloved-family-dog-dead-in-front-of-family/news-story/b130d0109fbc6392dfcb0c80fcec9ef2
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I noticed my black clothing is covered in grey lint when it comes out of the washing machine neets. I don't think the washing machine is doing a good job. Should I take it to a laundromat?
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 >>/724793/
Mine does the same. It looks worse fresh out the machine. Let it dry and then use one of those sticky rollers to clean it up before you wear it next.
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I've been in that house. Has a big garden.
Iirc the original property went to the Gawler river. 
It was owned by someone famous, I want to say Playford but I think that's wrong.
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I had a look at the whore market recently and there is a lot more fat and old ones than there used to be.
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My mummybot would always tell me not to lean on the cupboard door because I would break it.
And I just had my fucking hand on it not my weight.
Used to really piss me off.
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Reading about dead pornstars on iafd out of boredom. This one in particular caught my eye as she looked similar to my motherbot:
https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=edenyoung/gender=f/eden-young.htm
Her name was "Bethany Jennifer Hnatuk" and she went by the nom de guerre "Eden Young". She was born in Canada but raised almost entirely in Wisconsin. Going by her instagram (betthiiee) she seemed to still regard herself as Canadian. There is lots of choof related stuff on there.
She is of Ukrainian descent by way of her father although I haven't noticed any interest in that by her. Her father was a surgeon and involved in cancer research. I don't know how or why she ended up involved in the porn industry but I'd expect it was a drug addiction. (I don't mean the pot smoking, she died of an overdose.) She was only 18 when she started. Someone on an archived /b/ thread said she was raped by her brother in law and that lead to a xanax addiction but I think she was already a pornstar or at least a prostitute by that point.
A fella in the thread said he fucked her for $200 and that she was "a mentally ill girl who was at the lowest point in her life".
She died a couple of years after her father did but she was already off the rails before his death. There were several arrests made:
https://wisconsin.arrests.org/Arrests/Bethany_Hnatuk_16260269/
The first for disorderly conduct and then several a few years later for "Bail Jumping".
She has an obituary here:
https://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/obituaries/wis261546
Here is a presentation she made when she was in high school:
https://prezi.com/sq-vksbhtrjh/afghanistan/
Fucking top kek at the comparison of the Taliban to the Westboro Baptist church. She seemed to have a thing for gay marriage. I guess that was pretty topical at the time (I'm a similar age) but it does amuse me.
Pretty sad to see this happen. I don't know why a girl born of a surgeon would start fucking niggers for money but even if it was her own choice she shouldn't have been allowed to make it. Pretty heartbreaking shit.
I'm not posting any of the porn for the sake of decency.
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> She was only 18 when she started
Started porn that is, idk when the drugs started and why.
I forgot the /b/ link:
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/812511064
A bunch of porn is in there.
I don't know if it is just because she looks like my mother or what but I'm getting fucking cut up about this.
She had a son by the way. I won't say anything about him.
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we'll be showing Spiderman (2002) - starring Toby Mcguire, William Dafoe and directed by Sam Raimi, the film chronicles Spider-Man's origin story and early superhero career. After being bitten by a genetically altered spider, outcast teenager Peter Parker develops spider-like superhuman abilities and adopts a masked superhero identity to fight crime and injustice in New York City. 10 minutes before the movie starts we'll be playing some of its soundtrack for early arrivers. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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 >>/724867/
The topic of the post was well chosen. It ensured that the post got replies.
El tema del post estaba bien elegido. Eso garantizó que el post recibiera respuestas.
帖子的主题选择得很好。它确保了帖子得到回复。
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING SLEPT 14 HOURS 
5 HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP 
WORE UP TO PISS AND SMOKE 3 CIGS 
THEN STAYED IN BED HALF SLEEPING HALF HUNGOVER STARING AT THE CEILING FOR 9 HOURS
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sorry for last day
got drunk and decided to dump from a shit folder 
I haven't even bothered to read what's in there, I just think it's funny to dump that kind of shit on normie sites 
here it's stupid, since everybody thinks the same thing, but doesn't want to talk about it
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 >>/724876/
gotta edit a fucking 1 hour podcast (it takes about 4 hours of uninterrupted work, and I can barely work for 20 minutes without breaks for cigs)
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I said good topic.
He got butthurted. Apparently he only likes others bullying him, he feels praises are abuse. So I restored his natural order.
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> You not deadly
> You rama rama
> Gonna get caught like bin laden Osama
Fucking 2:13 of the rama rama one cracks me up every time.
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 >>/724885/
Copy and paste it into a new tab.
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The neets aren't really offended by such things, many would actually agree with the sentiment, but are highly averse to having political discussions here as /ausneets/ is a place to relax and have some casual chit-chat.
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I tried eating a raw onion before and found it highly unpleasant. Two thirds of it went into the green waste.
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Switching my note taking to Obsidian.md
Been playing around with it today and it seems great. Never was able to get settled with Notion so I just continued to use Apple notes despite knowing it wasn't an optimal workflow. 
Obsidian seems a lot more intuitive, way easier to jump around different notes with the command palette, tabs, tags, and even native vim motions
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This is why I no longer go to the valley

https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/police-arrest-16yearold-boy-as-search-continues-for-main-suspect-linked-to-multiple-stabbings-in-queensland/news-story/5e93ee3d3012110d2a9cd9a87c56dd2d

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