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Does anyone in australia use ambien/stilnox for insomnia? Got to be better than lobster pills or seroquel right?
I've been having 6-12 sometimes more cups of coffee over the past few weeks. Two cups of tea today, I'll be going for my walk soon.
I just realised my urge to have coffee and sense of emptiness without it is the same feeling I had when I quit weed and tobacco.
Fucken flogs on seek put their in the wank from home category but then advertise it as "hybrid work environment! 2 days from home!" in the actual description 
I hate hr women so much its unreal
I wish cask moscato was more common. Fucking women don't drink in large enough quantities to justify it.
THE GOON BECKONS
I can feel it neets, I am fighting it. Today is meant to be a sober day. Sounds not doable.
I threw a bunch of dogs stuff out while tidying up the back yard. Both bins are full. There's still two mattress things that are too big for the bin. The rug had spiders living in at and had started being eaten by mould, there were mushrooms growing. I think there must be mushroom compost in the dirt. Sprayed the dirt square, trimmed the green square. Need to do it again but the grass was long, and now it's cut, it's wet and won't cut. Need to do it again in a week. But won't. Need a eufy lawn mower for the green square. Need to concrete the dirt square. Barkchips are shit. Missing the dog heaps. There's bits of bones, poo bag rolls, the wash basket thing with brushes and shampoo for when I washed him, the brace thing for lifting him up once his hips went. In the bin.
 >>/726027/
https://nadk.flinders.edu.au/kb/alcohol/consumption-patterns

I don't think its that unreasonable for most overall drinking 'sessions' to be a single pint. Just like I imagine a lot of the daily drinkers in this study might be low quantity drinkers. My used to drink 1 long neck a day for example. 
I can't see a proper gooner chart measuring standards per day here unfortunately
 >>/726032/
> My used to drink 1 long neck a day for example
right which is at least 2.8 standard drinks and as high as 3.7 for something like stout or 4.4 for some craft wank.
He always has to mansplain standards to us. Has done it at least 4 times over the years. He thinks we don't know. 
Fucking moscato loving poof
So every time I go to a bar to get drunk, I have to bring a calculator and ask the alcohol percentage of each drink?
When my phone died the other day I tried to work out how many times that NEET sold his bussy each day and got it all wrong.
The calculator is your friend.
some ting tong flip nigger just called me from the internode call center and manually applied a data block... to my mother's account which wasn't over quota
Day wasn't a complete waste. Vacuumed and mopped floors. Checked my diaries and the last time was April 23 and before that February 28.
 >>/726094/
You swept everything under the bed? I did that as a kid when friends or family were visiting. Just shove it all in/under and let the bed sheets hang down so you couldn't see. Actually I stll do that as an adult...
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Ok neets, open microphone night will begin in 1 hour. All of the best neets will be there, so come along and bring your most impressive youtube videos. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
 >>/726103/
I won't be able to be there with my internet like it is. Ironically this board is about the only thing that works because new posts are all that use data.
 >>/725779/
> Typically 22 frets. Harmonics on 12th, 7th, and 5th frets.
same shit on my casino
> Bluegrass style is typically played with a plastic thumb pick and metal picks on the index and middle fingers.
why not use the fingernails?
 >>/726107/
> stumpy
rugged fingers, bulging from decades of keyboard workouts. I bet he uses high power mechanical keyboards you fingerlets couldn't even press enter on.
 >>/726118/
Wait until you see the price of a shot in this country. I could buy your sisters virginity ten times over for the cost of a shot.
Although being Romanian your father probably beat me to it.
 >>/726128/
Same way I bought a laptop and haven't even opened the lid, or done any programming on my project for a week despite people being interested in the end product, or even bothering to bathe. Today I visited a client in the tshirt and hoodie I have slept in for the past fortnight. I just dont care any more
I had a Romanian maths teacher in highschool. She was very attractive and had a nice accent but she was awful to me and thought I was a mong.
 >>/726129/
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/new-research-reveals-the-worlds-most-expensive-cities-to-buy-a-pint/news-story/8500a78a560f765c00ec063cbbe45c35
wtf? 
with the amount of money you spend for a pint in sydney, I can get drunk for a week straight 
and how tf does a bottle of wine cost 20 usd? 
I can get 4 1.5 liter bottles (and it's not goon)
 >>/726139/
and all of the state and federal politicians have a fully stocked bar in parliament house that is 100% free for them to use 24/7, so they're not affected by the price of alcohol
they also have a government car, so petrol and registration and the taxes built in there dont bother them either
 >>/725789/
> Northern Aboriginal Twerking Orgies
> Twerking 
*Twink
Fix'd!

 >>/725794/
RIP.

 >>/725798/
I like how it looked but it looks like hell.

 >>/725802/
It'll probably be liek
> Venezuela navy vessel sinks after 'ramming cruise ship'
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-52151951

 >>/725806/
Yes.

 >>/725808/
Smart.

 >>/725809/
Good luck.

 >>/725820/
Have them as a snack.

 >>/725834/
J U S T

 >>/725835/
Good image.

 >>/725836/
We should watch some Big Lez Show

 >>/725840/
Your small business is thriving.

 >>/725846/
Hot!

 >>/725859/
Preprocessing it.

 >>/725862/
 >>/725898/
kek

 >>/725882/
Makes Tony sad.

 >>/725887/
> I used to be ASIO.
You had a very vibrant life.

 >>/725899/
kek

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 >>/725911/
Spooky.

 >>/725912/
Tomorrow?

 >>/725942/
Superior choice.

 >>/725946/
It looks flash.

 >>/725951/
Hot!

 >>/725962/
Wanking the day away!

 >>/725966/
Fact.

 >>/725977/
Time will tell.

 >>/725994/
Smart Engineer (Contractor).

 >>/726014/
Food for thought.

 >>/726021/
Just.

 >>/726024/
One day they will do the needful for you.

 >>/726040/
JUST

 >>/726050/
True.

 >>/726061/
Smart NEETs.

 >>/726074/
That's a lot of standards.

 >>/726082/
Whizz!

 >>/726102/
> Mummybot got viciously angry
Did you tell her what it is for?

 >>/726117/
You tell 'em Joslin.

 >>/726131/
JUST

 >>/726137/
> I can get drunk for a week straight 
All the medicine you need!
Too much grumpiness and complaining here tonight. Got me feeling the Sunday blues but I'm unemployed and its Tuesday. 
You all need an attitude adjustment.
 >>/726167/
I have thought long and hard on the matter, considered the moral implications and pondered deeply and have decided that I'd still let Olive wank me off if I was drunk.
I used to be good friends with an American bloke called Stumpy.
He had a horrible job in outback US where he had to chop up trees fallen on roads and pull shit out of rivers in winter for very little money.
Damn good bloke though.
Cannot fucking stand the troon. 
He constantly talks to the cats in that exaggerated way people talk to little babies. But its in his deep man voice. Put my headphones on but could still hear it. He also has this permanent cough from smoking darts which I can hear from across the house. Total tranny death when
probably needs more time to sink it, but when I got the news it didn't felt much different from a minor inconvenience (a broken string/the hot water not working/waking up and finding no alcohol left)
I felt worse when the local hobo who's selling electronics on the street went missing and thought he died 
the city probably ruined me
You here Weber? FRM came into my room to get me, there was a boong woman at the door. She wanted money, panadol, baby formula and to borrow the car. FRM told her she'd give her panadol but not the other stuff. She grabbed the panadol but boong lady went off to harass the neighbours instead. Bitch had a better moustache than I can grow. Fucking hairiest boong woman I've ever seen.
Just spent hours trying to troubleshoot my Spotify API auth in this typescript application before reaslising it was blocked by my fucking adblocker 
Mong 4 life
 >>/726204/
her house was 30 meters away from mine
up until highschool I was seeing her daily 
then I would see her on weekends 
after I moved in bucharest, I would see her once or twice per year and only for a few minutes  
we were never close, but we definitely started talking less and less since I stopped making explosives (that was when I started 8th grade or smth)
 >>/726229/
She is my paternal grandmother and my father was an alcoholic so I was raised away from that side of the family.
The fact they are catholic is part of it too.
 >>/726230/
lmao 
paternal side
my grandad was an alcoholic 
my grandpa was an alcoholic
my dad is an alcoholic 
maternal side
grandad chainsmoker, got his first leg amputated, didn't quit and got his second one amputated as well 
grandma died early from cancer  
good thing I'm continuing the tradition 
 mine are orthodox, and yes it's a part of it too 
 >>/726219/
Only got to see my granny about 10 times throughout my life. You obviously spent a lot more time with yours. I think her death is yet to really hit you.
 >>/726235/
> Only got to see my granny about 10 times throughout my life.
I think I spent time with the one on Motherbat's side four times in thirty-odd years. It was a week or so each time, but that was it.
The new Mission Impossbile is 2 hours and 43 minutes long and that's excluding trailers. FFS I struggle to sit through a 2 minutes and 43 secong youtube short!
I remember my teacher in year six told us the following joke:
> Why does time go fast in Italy?
> Every time someone walks past another day goes by
And also:
> Why is Italy shaped like a boot
> You can't fit that much shit in a shoe
I loved that man. Top bloke despite being a wog.
Hmm. Some lyrics on teh internets says it's:
> Jockin' the freaks, clockin' the dough
But they make couple of versions anyway. And I have the right to paraphrase.
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Good night neets.
Going to brush my teeth and go to bed. Might have a wank also.
Don't know if tomorrow will be a productive day or a gooner day. At this point I'm just hoping it will be a happy one.
Starting to buy in to conspiracy that 600-900ad wasn't real.
Charlemagne wasn't real. 
Just a ploy to legitimise Christianity in western Europe.
 >>/726188/
apparently grandma was not very happy with this post 
my high e string just broke 
is that her revenge? now I'll have to spend some of the rent money on new strings
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/smokers-tongue-turns-green-spouts-hair-after-rare-reaction/news-story/95861f228e2ffda1d38d3b26894bf578
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/man-finds-small-fortune-buried-on-his-farm/news-story/b33a742a3441efa0815c96cf1f12a138
So if I understand correctly a hairy boong woman knocked on neets door asking for Weber and babby formula and only left when FRM gave her some panadol and Webbers car. Some neets have very interesting lives.
Day ruined. Might as well start drinking now. 
Lost a client and had a wank. 
Good times have made a weak man.
KFC have killed off the giant snack box and the tower boig.
The current special is 10 tendies and 10 nuggers for $20
 >>/726332/
Kind of. Forgot to update the herders roster, so she didn't show up. Client didn't really like her anyway and I said I'd find her another company if this new worker didn't work out.
 >>/726334/
I don't have any Pepsi.
I don't think I can face the world, not even drive thrus. 
Last few times I've ventured out into the world has been in cumstained trackies and without showering.
Being as big of a boong as when I was NEET. No sober days in months. 
Need to go back to doing shifts, I still boong it up daily but after 8hrs of waging, I at least don't feel guilty about it.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-11/clancy-blue-heeler-found-a-week-after-coral-bay-wa-car-rollover/102588384
Have cleaned the two grease fiters on the rangehood, filled a bucket up with hot water and heaps of sugar soap and then rinsed them clean with the hose, had to do that 2 times to get all the grease out of them. Then I had to degrease the top of the rangehood and all of the surrounds, at least now there should be no oil or grease dripping down when I cook.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/revolting-burger-king-thailand-shocks-fans-with-new-cheeseburger/news-story/3e65cb111baae7a2af58b0a98dfc1f98
Apparently I've received a fine from the victorian electoral commission. It's been mailed to my old address but they apparently have no online portal to pay it, opting for a bpay address on the letter I'd assume. 
Fuck the VEC and fuck the census
> tfw mongk is the lesser boong
About to venture out into this cesspool of faggotry. 
I hate the material universe so much it's unreal.
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 >>/726356/
HP printers suck so bad. 

The Cable guy came with his ipad and pressed some switches here. He was really friendly and ineffecient. I told him about my NEET lyfestyle but because I am out of practice talking I just mumbled and spun my wheels. He said I should talk to the local shop owner because we have the same hobbies but I'm sick of boomers and realized all the ones I know here are cunts. I went to see one old boy but he said he was "a bit busy" and didnt want to talk. He looked pretty disheveled and depressed. The other old lady was on a mission to make her vaxx side effects some one elses problem, probably the water board, I got caught up in that debacle and foolishly got into her car and had to walk home from the local council office. She's a distracted driver and a leadfoot. The doctor needs to take away her license, she will end up in a nursing home after a lot of drama. The other boomner gives you stupid advice from one side of his mouth and insults you from the other. Its bin night and I got to put my bin on the other side of the street or the truck ignores it. Its full of trash that I cleaned up from around my place, stuff has been there for decades, you got to wonder where it came from but if you just look at the distribution the best guess is the trash looking property just upstream. I'm better than the people in this community.
The fan in my kitchen ceiling is grubby as hell with big lumps of oily dust hanging off it.
I should probably clean it.
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1st alarm 9am, snoozed.
2nd alarm 9:30, snoozed.
OUt of bed 2 hours later.
Day practically over, why do I keep doing this?
Rub and tugs offer a half hour of human touch quite cheaply.
They might get angry if you don't want a wank though.
 >>/726312/
No, she asked for panadol, baby formula, money, and the car. FRM left out some panadol but she had vanished. She didn't get any of the other things. I asked weber here because I figured he might know about the activities of boongs around here.
Listening to Pink Floyds NEET anthem, 'Time'. Volume loud. 

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/im-in-love-with-my-daughters-unique-name-but-haters-tell-me-its-meant-for-dogs-not-people/
 >>/726443/
EVer see the videos in America where police set up 'bait' cars that can be remotely shut down? With cameras inside that capture the moment thieves realise they're fucked.
I'ved started watching American Gothic (1995) again. 
I'd forgotten that Raimi produced it and how dark it is for a tv show.
Mummybot doing an overnight shift with a schizo mong. Stuck alone with the troon all night. Alright sick of his coughing and petting the animals with his exaggerated baby voice. 
Fucking hate him. Mum was complaining that hes 'not much of a woman' because he barely cooks and cleans
 >>/726516/
She is very sweet.
She is describing how she drinks lots of soft drink and used to never brush her teeth. No wonder she is having dental issues. She'd be posting here if she was a bloke.
One time when cruisey went to punch me I caught his fist in my arse and then spun around and hammer threw him several hundred meters
Angry. Annoyed at typescript, annoyed at react. Annoyed at transsexuals. Can't go to the gym because normies.
If you mention the word suicide in just about any context chatGPT will act as though you're going to top yourself.
So Silicon Valley turned out to be better than expected, and we'll be watching another episode tomorrow.
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So I was excavating at Mycenae the other dayy, yeahh, found a golden funerary maaask. Immediately told the kiiing, said Kiiing oi’ve gaazed upon the faaace of agamemnoooon. King says Hughsieee, no you havennn’t, the mask’s been carbon daated to 400 yeaaars before the Trojan Waaar
 >>/726630/
Half a dozen caged eggs for just under 5 bucks, cheap bread loaf for about 2 fifty and a couple middle bacon rashers from the deli shouldn't set you back more than 10.
 >>/726664/
I can rape for hours once I've drunk enough.
On a more serious note, I've got to wank before I get on the piss because otherwise I get horny but also can't cum without basically wearing out my dick.
Just placed an order for replacement lenses from tehsunglassfix.com.au. They were cheap ($40), plastic and non-polarised. Ten dollars extra for polarisation but I rarely leave the house so deemed it unnecessary. I'll give a review once they arrive.
 >>/726681/
> pork, pork and more pork
Sounds tasty af! Fish sauce is a far better option than anchovies imo when looking for that umami punch. You buy a tin of anchovies, use a few and the rest end up in the green bin alonside Helen's withered remains. And no messy fingers either.
 >>/726693/
The cops were checking out the car earlier today, so it was probably stolen and dumped. Owner might have even finished the job tonight because they wanted the insurance money more than the car.
 >>/726720/
Monk lives with an MTF troon. Monk's mother is working tonight so monk is alone in the house with the troon.
He is going to get raped up the arse.
Just found out the NT boongs get given huge handouts this time of year from mining royalties.
And Darwin has double the normal boong numbers due to the ones who stayed after covid.
Hordes of cashed up gooned up methed up boongs.
 >>/726740/
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/how-to-get-free-mcdonalds-fries-this-international-fries-day/news-story/893ccc6db5064a5f1844ff4e4255eb23
 >>/726739/
My friend who lives up there got woken up at 3am last night by 6 boongs trying to kick the front fence down so they could fight the dogs in the yard.
Full on bad home shit.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/cant-get-laid-titan-sub-victims-stepsons-bizarre-whinge/news-story/4cefc207468bc3c8f2954ddcde82f87d
 >>/726743/
> Quit asking me for money unless you’re a beautiful woman, trans women too! An OF (OnlyFans) model. Or a black dude trying to go to college.
gooning 
about to go to sleep
may the warmth of your farts heat your soul, deer neet 
you deserve so much better spaghettis to spill and so much finer trendies to spend you good boy points on 
goonn night
Have to see the job agency today at 11:15 and they are across the road from the pub.
Might have a pub lunch after to make the walk worth it.
 >>/726776/
downloading torrents, waiting for some cunts in germany to get out of bed and give me vpn access to their network, waiting for some other cunt to update the laptop they make me use to access their network
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Tonight womboflix will be playing some more episodes of Silicon Valley at 7pm AEST.

Our Saturday and Sunday night movie's will be the japanese crime film Kamikaze Taxi (1995) and the comedy action Smokey And The Bandit (1977). Next week we'll be seeing LA Confidential and another movie.
 >>/726801/
> But the film has an epic lunacy, a satiric darkness. Its neon-lit nightscapes and vivid brutality dance, shock--and leave the viewer both riveted and repulsed
I'm quite looking foward to being riveted and repulsed.
They have built a small park in my suburb.
It's opposite the train station where the boongs hang out.
I don't think they thought this through.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/actor-rob-mcelhenney-46-diagnosed-with-host-of-disorders-and-learning-disabilities/news-story/70e1fe576395534209d5d67ff02ac494
Does it seem like there are less pet stores around these days? I wanted to go and watch some puppies play. This week I went to two shopping centres, in one the pet store was gone and in the other it was still there but didn't have any pets except fish.
I found out who the mystery lawn edger is, bloke up the road trying to sell his house has been doing the whole block on open days.
Pulled up to the drive-thru unsure whether to pronounce them 'tartoes' or 'taytoes'. Went with the former, but the other would make more sense I think.
 >>/726909/
Lots of things in life, still grieving over my mum's death, extremely lonely, unemployed, got a job offer I'm going to have to move for so now I'm trying to find a room. I think I've found one though, so that's helping. Going to go for another walk soon to burn off some more anxiety energy.
I wonder if me cutting down to just one coffee today may have contributed to the anxiety in its own way.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/best-invention-ever-hugely-popular-social-trend-killing-your-love-life/news-story/16d9dded45d6a91f6fa700c6c385e4a7
 >>/726941/
She seems like quite a big drinker. 
Even as a gooner you have to admit bottomless brunch is just an excuse for day drinking, or even morning drinking. Women have nothing else to do
brunch places serve absolute dog shit in the way of breakfast
spinach on gay birdseed toast with avocado and some other shit i cant even identify
no snags and fried eggs and toast and vegemite and a meat pie

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