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 >>/726987/
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shed shimmies
Yeah the whole shed shimmies
The whole shed shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around
>  County of Tyrol was an estate of the Holy Roman Empire established about 1140 ... From 1867, it was a Cisleithanian crown land of Austria-Hungary.
 >>/727005/
The more I learn about HRE, the more I hate it.
Germans wewaz'ing.
The last time it was of any value was within Francia. 
But Charlemagne wasnt real, so maybe never.
https://www.businessinsider.com/openai-gpt4-ai-model-got-lazier-dumber-chatgpt-2023-7
> The world's most powerful AI model suddenly got 'lazier' and 'dumber.'
Even AI knows waging is bullshit.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/vegan-activist-tash-peterson-barred-from-all-wa-licensed-venues/news-story/56d4784b7e8bc0e9fa2a8536dd4faa43
> Joondalup Police Station
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/neonazo-desmond-liddington-appeals-jail-sentence-for-attacking-activist/news-story/a82a87c51b89e2ff103c9c7326f44407
> A disgusting tattoo on the face of a neo-Nazi has revealed his descent into racism
> Desmond Liddington, 39, was pictured outside court with a tattoo above his ear which shows an AK47 alongside the word RAHOWA, meaning “racial holy war”.
> The phrase is used by extremists as a disgraceful rallying cry for the white supremacist cause.
So much for impartial journalism.
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart!
Bakery coffee and sourdough loaf $10
Hungry Jacks $3.95
Coles homebrand aspirin 95cents
Moofie ticket and drink $18.50
Parking $3.07
Sdtout tally $7.9
Groceries $19.37
Total $63.74
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Tonight womboflix will be showing 2 more episodes of Silicon Valley.  Weekend movies will be Kamikaze Taxi (1995) and Smokey And The Bandit (1977). The newest Mission Impossible movie Dead Reckoning has also been approved by favourite reviewer so we'll be showing that the same day it gets released on bit torrent, although I'm not sure when that will be.
The 'trailer' for the Equalizer 3 was just a picture of the neega with a QR code next to it to watch the actual thing.
At the NEET Commune all the dead shall be cremated and their ashes shall be thrown into the whore pits.
NEETs that prefer to be cannibalised shall be allowed this option.
just noticed my jar of multivitamins is empty and doesn't even have a silicon absorbant thing in it anymore, hope I didn't swallow it by accident.
The Indians in my introductory CS course used to take snippets of code from the internet and spam variations of it at the automated marking system until they got the full marks. They wouldn't try to understand how it worked or what was going on.
Have you ever seen emigration rates for IIT grads? They seem to get hit pretty badly by brain drain. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so unpleasant here.
 >>/727126/
I think we were allowed two maybe three submissions when I did it. The system would not provide feedback either, the code was still printed out and reviewed by a staff member and returned a week or so later and students would get done for plagiarism.
 >>/727129/
The Indians and other foreigners may well by why they lowered the standards like that. Look at how financially fucked the unis were after the pandemic cut them off.
Teh trailer for Oppenheimer was slappin' ngl. Written, produced and directed by Batman-man. Releases next Thursday.
 >>/727140/
The only thing I want to see in the movie is a big fucken explosion and I can't imagine Nolan doing a better job than David Lynch already did in Twin Peaks: The Return. My other gripe about this movie I haven't seen is that the most interesting person involved in the Manhattan Project is Feynman, the movie should be called Feynman and be about him. This other bloke just dropped a quote he stole from some weird old book to sound emo. And messed up the quote.
Kenneth Bainbridge had the best quote, which he actually said in the aftermath of the Trinity Test. "Now we are all sons of bitches."
Morning. Out of bed at 3pm again. Woe. Insomnia a shit 
Got a job interview lined up for next week. 
Tax hasn't landed :( 

 >>/727052/
Not good. Last night I had some kind of sleep paralysis or something. Maybe a hallucination. It was terrifying 

 >>/727053/
It's non-bin day so zhe is filling up the green bin with yard clippings, like a good troon slave should 

 >>/727084/
Sort the comments by new! 

 >>/727126/
At my old old job I started with a poojeet who had a masters in IT but I had to teach him how to import bookmarks into chrome
 >>/727161/
> sleep paralysis or something
I've never had that from lobster pills, although they do give me agoraphobia where I find I can't leave the house.
 >>/727161/
> Tax hasn't landed :(
Did you see the news articles this morning about how the ATO is basically fucking everybody with returns? Even Motherbat texted something about it.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12297975/Brittany-Higgins-reveals-stunning-new-role-United-Nations-Paris.html
Want to get off the lobster pills, I've become a brain dead zombie again. But I can't, too much anxiety
I hope streaming on ausneets some day becomes popular enough that we get more neets streaming, and maybe we'll have videos running during the day as well as the evening.
 >>/727221/
One of the comments on that video:
> Idk if this info helps, but Anthony was Married and I believe that person is trans.
I always assumed he was an incel
Looking at semi-rural properties in north Queensland again 
I just wanna wank from home and then watch the sunset over those green mountains while choofing
That show is good.
Which means there is also other shows I haven't watched yet that are good.
This is good.
Failed all the quiz questions at the SQL interview. Could not remember the names of window functions based on their descriptions. Later, sat down at the computer, opened ide and immediately remembered. I'll never get a job.
 >>/727275/
The problem is not that I don't know SQL. The problem is that I only know it at my computer. I have no problem doing any level of tasks sitting at home. But in an interview I just can't remember anything, I get nervous and sweaty.
 >>/727276/
Some of the questions were descriptions of functions and you had to name them from memory. For example, "which window function returns the previous value".
 >>/727276/
never mind, I didn't realise sum, avg etc were called window functions.
thought you were talking about win32 api like hwnd = CreateWindowEx(
        WS_EX_CLIENTEDGE,
        g_szClassName,
        "The title of my window",
        WS_OVERLAPPEDWINDOW,
        CW_USEDEFAULT, CW_USEDEFAULT, 240, 120,
        NULL, NULL, hInstance, NULL);
 >>/727279/
Just ask ChatGPT to write the code. Chances are it's ingested enough pajeet code. Probably fucks up string manipulation but the rest should be fine.
 >>/727279/
NEET brain attack. I had that happen at an interview for a welding job years back.
The interviewer was this strange asian guy who kept staring at me and he stood really close to me shile I was doing my demonstration welds and I completely fucked them up.
And it was stuff I've done hundreds of times before.
 >>/727281/
That's the problem, because of ChatGPT, they now call you in for interviews and ask you questions looking you in the eye and you have to answer everything from memory. I can't get a job at all because of that. This is the third place I've been with this problem.
 >>/727285/
A good basic entry level computer science class of database should teach you enough. We had a teacher who would let the cheaters pass all the way to the final exam then fail them because they used unnecessary joins. Because they often paid someone to make a unique answer but the marker was expecting a standard and basic query. That was during COVID when exams weren't face-to-face or monitored virtually.
 >>/727288/
What kind of class do you have there that not only teach sql, but also how not to sweat and stay focused in interviews. Not to mention memory training.
 >>/727295/
It taught how a database works, how to make a query, how to make and design a database as diagram and translate it into code, joins, and how to use aggregate queries. All by doing.
I went to an interview at Transurban once for a linux related job and they asked me to write a bash script on the whiteboard, which I had forgotten how to do, so they told me to do it in python and I forgot how to read and write files in python so ended up writing a bunch of pseudo code. 
I did not get the job
 >>/727300/
But I'm not bad at most of these topics. I have experience with databases for 6 years. I just can't recall anything from memory under pressure. I don't understand why you need to remember function names at all when most IDEs have autocomplete...
 >>/727295/
> how not to sweat and stay focused in interviews.
Do more interviews. Daily one or two. It's just training. Also you could score a job by accident.
> memory training.
Tell 'em if they want to listen handbook knowledge they should get a job as a teacher and listen retard students burping back the texts.
 >>/727317/
Ask for an accommodation in the assessment next time. If a company can't be fucked supporting you, then it's a good sign not to work for them.
I always had clean undies while on mission in Afghanistan. Dunno what you basement dwelling chuddies are talking about
 >>/727366/
That missle with the knifes made a debut recently
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/hellfire-missiles-al-qaeda-leader-al-zawahiri-minimal/story?id=87885003
 >>/727358/
You see it so many times men and women back from a swim in the carpark awkwardly looking around when they could simply change in the nearby toilet block without a worry but they are exhibitionist whores that only get upset if an uggo is watching fuck i hate them so much.
I can’t remember the last time Big Fella told us what he was having for Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner (Night Lunch).
Did a chest workout. Up in weight but form felt off. Lots of shoulder involvement. 
The annoying loitering girlfriend was there. She was sitting on the only free bench just scrolling her femoid device while her bf was working out. I managed to take it while she stood up to randomly do some 2kg hammer curls. 
Fuck I hate women
Had a succulent Persian meal.
A platter of dips (thin yoghurt and dill, eggplant, tomato and eggplant, hummus (with extra sumac), and a bowl of mini pickles), a combo kebab thing (one chicken, one lamb shishkebab, a pile of long grain saffron rice, leaf salad for looks and half a lemon, and a hot tomato sauce. Tore the flat bread and scooped up rice and meat in it then dipped it in the dips. They were out of pomegranate olives.
 >>/727413/
Yes
Might buy a q when the ATO or cenno jews pay me 
I might buy an expensive glassy too, only ever owned tobacconist bongs

 >>/727419/
> You're going to end up with an ET gut.
Heh. Alien boong gut
 >>/727419/
> Practising being sober?
my fingers don't do what they are supposed to do when I'm drunk 
there's no other way
> Is lidl better than aldi?
we don't have aldi here, just kaufland 
> You're going to end up with an ET gut.
eventually 
at some
ended up having a luke warm sausage mcmuffin and hash brown
didn't go to vilis because the last couple of breakfasts they ignored my instructions about making the fried eggs solid and cooking the bacon crisp
might go waddle around bunnings, supercheap, bcf, officeworks
probably buy some shit i dont even need just for the momentary serotonin boost
 >>/727464/
 >>/727465/
Also, keep an out for sales on products. Supermarkets have been matching Amazon Prime day, like an electric toothbrush replacement heads normally are $12 to $14 but Coles have them for $8 to match Amazon's specials that passed this week.
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Ok neets, at 6pm AEST tonight, one hour earlier than normal, we will be showing two more episodes of our surprise hitSilicon Valley.

Then at 7pm AEST, we will be showing Kamikaze Taxi (1995). After his girlfriend is murdered by yakuza, a japanese pimp goes on a suicidal revenge rampage. It's a low budget and inventive movie that came out around the time that Pulp Fiction did.

Then tomorrow we have Smokey And The Bandit (1977) starring Burt Reynolds.
 >>/727464/
> probably buy some shit i dont even need just for the momentary serotonin boost
I spent $86.10 cash monies
$11.50 mcdolans
$ 9.60 mondsters
$35.00 bcf ($31.00 stuff, $4.00 donation oz fish)
$30.00 sca ($28.99 stuff, $1.01 donation beyond blue)
I forgot to take my parcel collection card to the post office.
 >>/727481/
> I forgot to take my parcel collection card to the post office.
Sometimes they can get it without the card if you can tell the attempted delivery date.
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> This is the rarest of the single malts behind Ballantine’s top-selling blends and the finale to one of the most significant trilogies of single malts ever created.
The trilogy they refer to is the 17yo Glenburgie and Miltonduff. I have the Miltonduff, but the Glenburgie was released before I joined the club and is sold out.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/tax/woman-reveals-10000-nightmare-as-aussie-rage-over-tax-returns/news-story/ceec995757381da8f802d45a9df534ec
 >>/727424/
That's good for that price.
I lived with a guy who had one like that. We bought a second chamber for it at the brickworks when that had the markets there. I
 >>/727509/
You might recall the first time they turned me away from Sunday lunch because I was by myself and would have taken a 4 person table away from another group.
 >>/727507/
Lunch specials are always much better than dinner. 
It's also Saturday and likely to be rowdy folk about, if you don't mind them,  maybe Gawler Arms, or the rib joint near the oval in Gawler. I haven't been there. 
Or the sailmaster and get some fried croc. 
Bombay bicycle club and check out their toilet with the indoor garden and bird sounds.
Weber should go to the Persian restaurant but they are timid and reserved people who probably wouldn't know what to do if someone said that their food wasn't up to scratch.
I found out last night on twitter that Cherry Crush is still around. She is less popular on tiktok than our girl though.
 >>/727491/
Enfield Park looks nice and peaceful,

"There is real variety in the gardens and pavilions here. Traditional rose plantings complement secluded groves of ornamental trees. Water features wind their way amongst paths dotted with shrubs. The Mausoleum Precinct has its own quiet elegance, while the Buddhist Garden has been designed as a place of harmony and peace. Alongside it, The Cascades places bold modern metal sculpture in the midst of a grove of trees standing on sprawling lawns."
 >>/727537/
I reckon the arancini balls, the kwali nepalese stew and passionfruit cheesecake, and two bottles of stoudt and a glass of rose, then 80 in the chinaman.
 >>/727481/
You donated more to fish than a bunch of sad cunts. I don't think you really need that card anyways, just go in and say is there a parcel for me/give them your name/ID etc.
 >>/727556/
I went there for the Zeytoon Parvardeh (olives marinaded in pomegranate puree).
Their flat bread is not great, it used to be more doughy, now it's like paper. 
Still a very nice experience. 
Had a guava bundaberg. They have that weird runny yoghurt drink but I didn't get that.
It is hard to find covers of the boong song Rama Rama because the results are filled up with pajeet spam.
 >>/727556/
I went there for the Zeytoon Parvardeh (olives marinaded in pomegranate puree).
Their flat bread is not great, it used to be more doughy, now it's like paper. 
Still a very nice experience. 
Had a guava bundaberg. They have that weird runny yoghurt drink but I didn't get that.  >>/727565/
Good post
 >>/727634/
Yes, because otherwise my helmet would fuck up my hair even more than usual. I make sure to fix it using my phone as a mirror before I enter the shop.
Just me and the troon at home. He is all depresso because he sold his house today for left than he wanted. 
I can't stand being around depressed people. They drag everyone else down into their misery.
 >>/727682/
If they want, they have.
We have sweet dishes. The most simple example is butterbrot with apricot jam. Marmalade - what the Brits eat - is the same. But we have "warm" sweet dishes for lunch too.
Also don't forget stuff like cereal often sweetened. Especially if American.
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Howdy NEETs. Today I went on a mountain adventure with my new freinds, there was even a femoid. We all had a great time out in beautiful nature and then when we said goodby I went for a drive in the amazing countryside where I had never been, to see an old country gentleman who gave me some bales of hay for the wallabys. I told him it was for a goat tho because these hayseeds hate wallabys. Had a hot bath and thought about the cold snowflakes all up on the top of the peak, and wondered if any of you NEETs acctually managed to leave your apartments today.
 >>/727731/
live off neetbux
 >>/727730/
i swallowed my pride and texted my old manager if i could get a casual job, particularly over the christmas-new years season. i'll just apply to other poopermarkets when jobs are available
 >>/727748/
The lyrics are "uncy weber". Uncy is a diminutive of uncle (mostly used ironically), whilst Weber refers to one of the neets here. It is set to the tune of Baby Shark.
 >>/727820/
Strictly speaking yes, but weber is such a slut he gives it up without difficulty which is why rape remains rare. The stuff with Tone and the boongs is just roleplay, they love it.
> Take a look inside the '90s time warp where one brave Aussie video store battles on renting out DVDs to customers 39 years after it first opened: 'This is priceless'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12301587/Taree-NSW-video-store-survives-40-years-despite-competition-streaming-services.html
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> Mesmerising footage reveals a driver's-eye view of one of the world's greatest railway journeys - along Scotland's West Highland Line and the Harry Potter viaduct
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-12299023/Mesmerising-footage-reveals-drivers-eye-view-one-worlds-greatest-railway-journeys.html
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/australian-sailor-miraculously-rescued-after-two-months-drifting-in-pacific-surviving-on-raw-fish-and-rainwater/news-story/68e4c87bc41209b810329621a864a106
Did u know that so called 'russia' is runed by jews and muslims? 

https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t926284/
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Tomorrow night I might have a regular zinger box with a pepsi max. I will fast all day then have it for dinner.I'll still be under my calorie target for the day.
Back is in chronic pain. Can't sit or lay down to alleviate the pain. 
Dull throbbing until I move and then it's like getting stabbed with a blunt spoon.
https://www.pine64.org/pinephone/

Linux phone.. Is this a meme? 
Apparently only about $150. (that is probably USD)
 >>/727882/
It will be if you break either the hardware or software. The software fix would probably be relatively easy but sourcing parts and installation will be harder.
Mong at work was going on about the pyramids, full schitzo. 
Become fixated on getting a forklift liscence neet
got two fishing sinkers, a bottle of wine, a bottle of ginger joe, and a steak and pepper pie and a mini beef roll from pie face
the pie wasn't very good
"It's weird how being a shut-in alcoholic who doesn't believe in personal hygiene or good dietary habits ends up looking like this."
 >>/727935/
I helped run an ruok day about 10 years ago. 
80% went back to them for advertising for the following year and wages for internal staff. 
All charities are scum. 
Giving the local boongs a pouch of tobacco is unironically better.
 >>/727939/
Other topics they don't want to discuss include why the same homeless guy can sleep in the church yard for years and not get a place to stay, and why niggers straight out of Sudan can walk straight into a house when the public housing waiting list is 15 years long.
 >>/727966/
It wasn't because it was safe to eat, they told you that but it was a lie. 
The reason was that it had no solvent so you couldn't sniff it, they lied because they didn't want you to learn that glue even could be sniffed.

Only bad home children even know that inhaling solvent is even a thing

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