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It is more economical to buy a big one that we share.
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I am amazed how many gimicky flavours they have every time I walk past them now. I don't know why they bother when they almost always seem to flop.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/couple-dubbed-functioning-alcoholics-after-shocking-booze-confession/news-story/d1d02ecf6fc91477fa156b527af84fff
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Coles finest British vintage red Leicester, cherry tomato and pickled onion medley, with a dollop of Greek yoghurt.
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Smiths were also making gimicky shit the other week like Red Rooster chips or Hungry Jacks Whopper chips or something. I can't remember exactly.
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> Oh. That's an interesting take.
> Hmm. 
I'm only speculating, but they're already interfering with tree planting and the like.

> Heh. I love this shit. 
I like that they gave an unknown stranger a proper burial and maintained his head stone for 115 years.
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 >>/728079/
Near extortion. 
Give us donations we don't need or we'll be forced to take the gov funds and submit to greeny short sighted retard ideas. 

Is that grave from the Australian /Kalgoorlie goldfields?
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7325345/1/Hermione-a-bridge-and-Viktor-Krum
> Victor's fingers snaked under her panties to stroke Hermione's pussy.
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Possum said something very wise that would fit this situation perfectly once unfortunately it was in the other thread and got deleted.
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My sister probably cares because that's $1300 cash they're not getting every 4th visit.
Motherbat probably thinks I've given up on fixing the place and am just living in a disaster zone and she'd be right
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There isn't a usable bedroom. The laundry, toilet and bathroom are covered in a layer of thick white dust from when dickhead went boonta with a sander on plaster and didn't cover anything up. The kitchen has cupboard doors and fly screens and doors from other rooms stacked up against the sink and kitchen table making it largely unusable.
I'm overwhelmed with the mess and lack of space.
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The front and back yards are unusable because of the uncut lawn and weeds that are a couple of feet high. Lawn guys don't want to know, even if they can be bothered returning a call.
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If it's become too much put everything on hold for the moment and just concentrate on getting your bedroom to a state where you can use it, and go slowly from there.
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Been wondering if any local 2nd-hand book shops have vintage Playboy(Hustler/Penthouse etc) mags. Would be nice to have a stack of them for nostalgia sake or an old-skool wank.
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> download
A pdf won't cut it, I need teh real deal. 
> for sale online
'Condition: Pre-owned, most pages unfused, may contain traces of STD's, buy at own risk'
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FRM's dog has started sitting by the window and observing the happenings in the house through the lace curtain. I don't know if she likes the feeling of the curtain, the smell, or the way it obscures her sight. I expect the novelty will wear off in a day or two.
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> The Australian shizik is already in the NEET shit with his Jews, there the people are already dissatisfied

que?
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Seasoned the helen with mixed dried herb, chicken stock powder, smoked paprika, cayenne, brown sugar and sesame seed.
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 >>/728477/
I live next to the police station at the tenth floor 
I'm getting a free show every other day as long as I'm willing to go on the balcony 
perfect view too
I'll take a photo or two when the sun goes down; now it's simply too hot to go outside
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Just finished. The last match was hilarious. The current top ranking rikishi's panty started to unfold so the referee stopped the bout and they had to tie the panty again on him.
It was a match against the smallest guy, who won in the end. Crowd threw in bunch of sitting pillows.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/sustainability/canning-river-tree-planting-halted-after-aboriginal-corporation-demands-25-million/news-story/5714acecd1d6fe530af16272ff9b206c
> Two major tree planting events in Perth were reportedly cancelled this weekend after an Aboriginal corporation demanded $2.5 million.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-17/social-media-work-hours-cost-of-living-rising-loneliness/102563666
> Studies have shown loneliness is as deadly as smoking half a packet of cigarettes a day, and is associated with 26 per cent increase in the risk of death.
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No, but it will help accelerate the inevitable.
Between my weight, pain in left tit, random arse bleeding, chronic alcoholism, and loneliness I must only have a decade at most left.
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Ok neets, if the neet who requested Air Crash Investigations can give me some episode numbers to watch before the end of the day we'll be seeing that on Wednesday night womboflix, if not, we'll be watching the first episode of Black Mirror
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/natural-wonders/investigation-commences-mysterious-cylinder-object-washes-ashore-in-wa/news-story/f9344c0cca87181299a62f6d92547023
i like the way that any time the police cant immediately identify something they get the army in to blow it up
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Concerned about webby living in all that building dust. Some of you unnamed neets need to go around there and clean it up while he's at work.
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thanks 
 it's shit  
 just some implied chords here and there; except for the plain melody 
 little to no harmony, no bass, no rhythm, shit timing, and shit playing 
 gotta step up my game
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Meh im sick of Air crash investigations. Its always the mechanics fault anyway. No way would I fly without racially profiling their workshops. Go ahead with this new offering and I will attend. 
T. MoofiesNEET
P.S. I'm glad you all liked my pick last night. You know there is a sequel worth watching, even if its a bit ribald.
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 >>/728530/
Like  >>/728531/ said, I need to get some more boonging out of my system before I get back on the wagon and into fight club. I'm making this a sober day for the first in a few weeks. I will also head to the gym for a light session.
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Less is more. It's all about contrast. 
High level boongery for extended periods.
Everything in abundance means nothing is appreciated. 
Need to cut back on everything but I've spoiled myself rotten.
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hope nobody gets killed with this diecast replica
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You are lukesesh on twitter?
I doubt it but if so you would be the first confirmed chad posting here.
https://twitter.com/lukesesh2/status/1680673121354010625?s=20
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/books/pauline-hanson-sells-book-on-reasons-to-support-indigenous-voice-to-parliament/news-story/b44d53d28f7a3a1c6c776b031e2fde04
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/food-drink/inside-australias-wildest-winetasting-event/news-story/ed29728cc65f7ee027c498441ebd8139
> Sampling 1400 glasses of wine across five days might sound like the greatest job on earth, but according to [some weak cunt] it’s a lot harder than you’d think.
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Possum once gave a homophobic sermon while he was a pastor in uganda that got over 10 million views on youtube.
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When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGER.
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one of the reasons I don't want to go to a job provider is I suspect they only match you with shit jobs that no sensible person wants to do
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I only dabbled with them very briefly and they straight up said unless I was prepared to be a console operator at a petrol station at 3am they had nothing
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Yeah, useless pricks. I had two degrees in computing and their IT stuff was never working but they wouldn't give me a job fixing it. When Cenno cancelled my money and I told them to shove it they tried telling me I had to tell them what job I ended up getting, probably so they could try claiming they made it happen.
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> I had two degrees in computing
So why were you on cenno? Whats so bad about airport cleaning anyway? Doesn't seem unreasonable that a job provider would offer you a job.
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> So why were you on cenno?
I was for a whopping 3 weeks, where they had decided I was only entitled to about $36 a week because of savings and "assets".
I had just wasted my entire youth working for a company and hated the idea of working and IT and everything else.
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> decided I was only entitled to about $36 a week because of savings and "assets".
This is a deliberate ploy to try and force an ex-wagie back into the workforce as quickly as possible. Don't count his prior tax contributions or anything, they're for single mothers and druggie parasites.
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They should make moves to sell it, yes. No one elses fault they've overextended themselves. If they really want to keep the house, they could always get a job cleaning the airport
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 >>/728419/
More weight should be put into this opinion.

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kek

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It destroyed his multi.

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It's either wear or mold on some of the leather, vile.

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He can't anchor there.

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You can't park there.

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Based and big fella pilled.

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Interesting article. I read it this afternoon. I thought of the Venetians.

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Let it flow.

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> only have a decade at most left.
Lucky bugger.

 >>/728534/
You look well.

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Go on...

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It will soon be Wednesday my dudes.

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kek

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Very informative. Could follow.

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Wonderful.

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> Need to cut back on everything but I've spoiled myself rotten.
Food for thought.

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To the moon!

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The state of this country...

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One day he will.

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< My Body is Ready
Pepe.

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Executive meal.

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I miss those Good morning images.

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Fact.

 >>/728666/
You should've withdrawn your assets before you quit.

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You earned it!

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We love you NEET.

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That's the skellie choice. A real NEET does the challenge.
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Assets cost to keep. A mortgage costs more than you get. You need to keep up, all while already getting 30 odd percent taken and given to charity.
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It is a ploy. Once you have anything it makes you have to continue the wage to keep it. And everything costs twice as much as it did to begin with due to upkeep and continual gov rape.
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> Professor believes nasal spray invention prevented him getting Covid
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/professor-believes-nasal-spray-invention-prevented-him-getting-covid/news-story/f8fa9bd93446dc8788af85d15580df44
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This week on womboflix...a bunch of tv and movies I haven't seen and have to rely on the positive opinions of reviewers:

On Wednesday we are watching the first episode of the anthology series Black Mirror - a member of the royal family gets kidnapped and the kidnappers demand that the prime minister has sex with a pig on public television in return for releasing her. Yup, sounds promising.

On Saturday we have LA Confidential (1997), and American neo-noir crime film starring Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce.

Then on Sunday, the Scottish comedy-drama film Local Hero (1983) about an American oil company representative who is sent to the fictional village of Ferness on the west coast of Scotland to purchase the town and surrounding property for his company. Soundtrack by Mark Knopfler.

We'll also be screening the following movies the same day as they come out on bittorrent: The Sound Of Freedom (2023) and Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning (2023)
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I'm also interested in Oppenheimer (2023), but until my boy the critical drinker approves it, won't be adding it to the list.
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> This isn't available on Spotify for some reason.
One of the YouTube comments mentioned something about them failing to credit the backing track or the like.
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> 22 hours
Just make sure you're getting all your benefits and not a contractor who is expected to sort his own tax and super and the like.
Also make sure you can do those things. The things listed in the automation line mean nothing to me and I've been around this shit half my life.
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A lot of it is easy to learn on the job anyway. Zapier/Pipedream/Google whatever will just be clickops a pajeet could do. 
The culture fit would probably be more important. I think I didn't pass the recent HR woman because of assburgers 

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My latest project should be live this week, definitely doable. 

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In Bruges
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We should start our own tech company. A workforce Australia automation tool provider. We could hire cute poojeetas and all get gfs
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I don't mean to bring up poofter sports but I just find it ridiculous how obviously biased the ABC and BBC are on matters they are meant to be neutral on. I know people irl that think the ABC has a right wing bias too, which is one of the most comically out of touch things imaginable.
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Motherbat still hasn't recovered after the Tallboy that Weber dropped.
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At the Woolies veg section getting garlic, loose bulbs product of Australia and Argentina. So there's a 50/50 shot the bulb I got is foreign.
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> please hold, all of our Cruiseys are attending to other matters, your business is important to us and you will be put through to the next available Cruisey.
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Not one of you ever told me greaseproof wasn't the same as baking paper. This is why Possum no longer posts here.
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dumb fucking nigger
dumb fucking "journalist"
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Just watched the one where he throws up,shits himself and falls through a glass window in front of 50 new employees.
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stew is done now onto the egg sammies
none of this would take so long if not for the frequent drink breaks
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Enjoy
I miss that era. Today the wagon ride has been a bore. 
Thinking about that trip to the fridge for a fresh can with the music playing in the background kind of feel
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Decided to cut my boong sesh short by one day. Tomorrow (technically today) is neet fight club, back  on the wagon etc.
Good night.
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humans were not meant to be domesticated, neets boonging is just a reasonable response to the modern world
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When I can hit the kf drive thru last night they had run out of wicked wings and zinger fillets. I had to settle for an original burger box with the piece of original swapped out for hot and spicy. It was still delicious since I had been fasting all day.
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Accidentally ate a quarter cup of chilli oil last night. Narrowly avoided disaster this morning. Weak digestive system neets wouldn't have made it.
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Back from lizbef. 
Got some sushi and soup. 
A bloke was out the front of the shops, he gave me a high five gesture, so I high fived him. 
He then started talking about angels and demons and being bashed in gaol by abos and not being able to see his kids and all sorts of shit. 
Tried to give me $5. Gave me two hugs. 
Said God bless you a bunch of times.
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Morning instants and nicotine going down 

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Good shit. I'm back to the gym today after resting a sore shoulder for a few days. 

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I will be making mine today and also documenting all the clothing items I own 

> Tried to give me $5.
He thought you needed it more than him. Why?
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This is why Jew magic required going through kabbalah or masonry to be exposed to. 
He said that I didn't want the $5 because it could be harnessing bad juju and you don't know where it's been. 
I tried to correct him but he had divine insight.
Genuinely a pretty cool dude.
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There's one of the local beggars I give cash to and chat now and then.
He's an old boy but he stays clean and seems well organised and he doesn't whine or growl, feel sorry for him in this weather.

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