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This is the worst thread ever.
Even that time nuro made a 4th of july trump thread was better than this.
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Stayed up to 3am playing Total War: Rome II. Went to bed with my head spinning. Taxed this morning. Woke up at noon. Having my sixth coffee. Wagon today. Back in the gym tonight, will be the first time in exactly three weeks.
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> one more turn then bed
> just fight this battle
> Oh shit, have to fight this battle too
> now that city is open
> 7am
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 >>/729051/
Detergent Jones faced of against the Kingslander, his only weapon a broken bottle against the others longsword and armour.
"You may have might on your side" he snarled "but I the biggest hairiest balls you've ever seen".
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The guy who taught me the mong wrangling business got a black mark next to his name and is never allowed to work in the industry again.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/dominos-introduces-controversial-new-pizza/news-story/f7c117b6abf6c589341708f864a521bf
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 >>/729098/
I suspect you can be a director of an NDIS company without requiring a clearance, provided you don't have any interaction with any vulnerable groups.
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 >>/729103/
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/teens/yumi-stynes-and-dr-melissa-kangs-sex-book-for-kids-sold-at-big-w-sparks-debate/news-story/5be175b508950c0775ca83cc41e77c12
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Your a retard, I get that.  you come her to validate your cringe lyfestyle and your brain doesnt work because your a vidiot. I hope you realize your not getting better.
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Feeling on top of the world due to NEETies chinaman haul. 
What an absolute legend. 
Goes to show that you shouldn't listen to the naysaying dotty bats. 
Winner.
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 >>/729124/
Deeply fingered. Did you hit a major? 
I'm getting the desire to gamble. 

 >>/729132/
Nah. It wasn't too exaggerated though. I think I just estimated 3 days a week or something. 

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Just home wank days. 
Taxable income: $22,736.00
Tax withheld: $5,505.00
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 >>/729145/
It's tinned, and it's great to have at least somthing ready to eat that isn't junk food.
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When you think about it these are just baked BEANS with seconds vegetables. But that makes them a relatively balanced meal. 

You can just eat them, use them as a premade enchillada/taco mix, have them as a dip with corn chips and make an onion salsa. Recommended
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 >>/729153/
I got 4k last year and donated almost all of it to the cas. 2k in one weekend if I recall. 

Giving 600 bucks to mummybot 
Putting 1.5-2k on the slapper 
Buying some airpods and new clothes
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 >>/729163/
New jeans
First ever pair of black jeans 
New wog tappers 
New polos (white, black, navy, and something fruity like green or olive) 
1 or 2 la di da quarter zip knits 
Better fitting tshirts 
Some chinos and some short sleeve shirts 

Might also tip 500 bucks into some ETFs
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 >>/729160/
Just watched the trailer. Looks good visually, but seems to be factually bereft. Luring an army onto a frozen lake they'd covered with loose snow so they all fall in etc.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/tax/young-aussie-reveals-massive-15000-after-completing-tax-return/news-story/56b19332666fc94793576bc4947d32f0
lol
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$15k in tax is equivalent to a $70k salary, so I don't know what she's bragging about. The person she is comparing herself to in the picture would have to have an annual salary of $14,000 for her statement to be true.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12309619/Stokes-sea-snake-Sunshine-Beach-Noosa-Queensland.html
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 >>/729218/
That or people who are self employed need to withold tax to pay the ATO. She's probably going to get audited as she's claiming $27k in deductions.
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 >>/729220/
> She's probably going to get audited as she's claiming $27k in deductions.
Possibly, although the ATO makes ridiculous allowances for sex workers. They can claim makeup, lingerie, etc as work expenses.
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 >>/729227/
The ones that need to buy houses or pay down HECS debts and the like need to have some kind of reportable income. The ATO also knows how to go after strippers and tattoo artists and things just by watching the foot traffic through the door for a week or two and making some educated guesses.
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 >>/729230/
> through the door for a week or two and making some educated guesses.
If asked in Australia you have to provide the requested information 
> A 353-10 notice is a powerful tool that allows the Commissioner to compel the recipient to produce information that might assist with the Commissioner’s inquiries into a taxpayer’s affairs. 
https://chamberlains.com.au/ato-information-notices/
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 >>/729226/
Our country is a civil one where whores don't run around in soiled underwear with faces like a bag of smashed apples. I've been Russia, you find girl, first you wash her.
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Made bacon and BEAN mash.
Undure what this is meant to be a side dish for because it's full of meat and has an entire day's calories in it
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-18/nt-man-hospitalised-buffalo-attack-borroloola/102616290
thinking about cows again
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Do you think we could paint some hindi signs, put them in arnem land and convince Indians on the internet that it's an Indian province?
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Boongs never existed, they were just a tribe of Dravidians the British forcefully moved to Australia in the late 1700s.
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i just watched some foreign cunt build a cabin in the bush
the channels I subscribe to need to start churning out more content so I don't have to watch random shit
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Аfter ww2 jews using bi-polar model of the world to rule the planet
Moscow and newyork are 2 jewish poles
When people in one country try to remove jewish power, another country make nuklear threat on it.
We all remember caribbean crisis
Now kike tryin to keep ruzzia from deimperalisation, they need it to be in power
When ruzzia falls, people in usa will make antijewish revolution freely
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 >>/729387/
Evening, fella.
It seems someone wants some official attention, so some similar posts can be expected to appear. Probably won't be like the mong spammer. Try to ignore. IP hops however.
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Two weeks
> Trump says he is about to be arrested again after letter confirms he’s target of Jan 6 grand jury
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-jan-6-investigation-jack-smith-b2377386.html
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put 7 each of socks cumdies singlets and tshirts in the washing machine
it will probably catch fire due to the inch of white plaster covering it
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https://voca.ro/1gY5y3l7KLkE
how the fuck do you even play this properly? 
I'm just too stupid to understand the divine intellect
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/shocking-beach-brawl-erupts-on-popular-italian-island/news-story/2ebf2911a04d2c3dbe0ff260515f3627
he should have drowned him
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-18/boulia-camel-tagging-competition-record-crowd-outback-queensland/102610764
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got back from the doctor's neets, no sign of cancer or anything on the ultrasound, dunno why I have a pain in my side, maybe just bad posture from sitting all day hunched over the computer
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Watched the one last night where he tells the other guy to kiss my piss and does a dance in front of him.
I couldn't stop laughing.
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The kikes know that this is happening so they concoct war in Ukraine in part to to grind down based fighting age males, in part they want khazaria for a homeland that is not desert shithole full of surly arabs. 
Kill Every Kike
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Ok tonight on womboflix we will be watching the first episode of the british tv anthology Black Mirror, which I thought was horror like the Twilight Zone but apparently isn't and is instead about having sex with a pig. 7pm AEST.

On Saturday, the police investigate a series of murders in 1950s LA in LA Confidential(1997), and then on Sunday, we have Local Hero (1983), where a texas oil executive tries to buy a scottish village only to discover the meaning of life instead.
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 >>/729454/
Some of the Black Mirror stories are very twilight zone style.
The third episode is good, near future where everyone has a permanent eye camera and brainchip.
There's a bit where to get on a plane he has to allow access to the last month of his memory to scan for terrorist keywords.
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 >>/729454/
LA confidential was woke at the time but enough time has passed that it seems conservative. Black mirror is new enough to still seem woke and preachy
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/army-tanker-believed-to-be-involved-in-horror-multivehicle-crash/news-story/9ba4b5809ebb720adb5441cf490b1e55
one less they can give zalenski
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Symptomatic of bugpeople, as soon as they are in cars its like they're watching the 730 news at home, they're somehow disengaged from reality.
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get one of these 
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aollop-Corrector-Breathable-Adjustable-Association/dp/B08T5WYM5C/ref=d_pd_di_sccai_cn_sccl_3_8/261-2831006-9256103?pd_rd_w=NZS6y&content-id=amzn1.sym.a0537db0-2801-41cc-891c-60a35f20e54b&pf_rd_p=a0537db0-2801-41cc-891c-60a35f20e54b&pf_rd_r=YNWMD1NPEXZZ8MDADZBY&pd_rd_wg=xtygS&pd_rd_r=8b217f71-5c24-46d6-8d6b-a6f010a62f3d&pd_rd_i=B08T5WYM5C&th=1
really does wonders if you sit in the same position for long periods of time
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 >>/729490/
Olive is a cosplay tiktoker that one NEET fell in love with and introduced to the board. A couple of other NEETs also got in on the act. On the 16th of June one of the NEETs discovered her real life identity and also that she was married and some NEETs were a bit upset and others found it all very amusing. The NEET that introduced her to the board was so upset he deleted all of his pictures and videos of her.
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Also NEETs used to comment that she was a man and when her IRL identity was discovered it turned out her first name is traditionally a male name.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/tiktoks-girl-dinner-trend-exposes-major-gen-z-issue/news-story/e00e34d2e1c41fdf804d2ecce771c578
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laughed my ass off while reading this
then I realized that for the past year or so I've been drinking myself to sleep instead of having "dinner" 
well, I have a meme to justify my actions
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 >>/729410/
kek

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Well washed.

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Not all our dreams can come true.

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kek

 >>/729431/
Congratulations on the somewhat clean bill of health.

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kek

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I hope he achieved his dream.

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Kind of like
> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 >>/729454/
Looking forward to it.

 >>/729476/
Sounds very whimsical.

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kek

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A classic.

 >>/729504/
Thicc.

 >>/729508/
Specials board?

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Good luck

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Spooky.
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Ok, we will be showing Black Mirror in 1 hour. 30 minutes from now, neets who arrive early will be treated to a british tv show from the 1960s I've read about called Til Death Do Us Part, which apparently is full of the most deplorable racism. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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 >>/729537/
You never used to be attracted to meme racism. I think you missed the cue, it's not even edgy anymore. 
2014 nigger and Jew rhetoric is mainstream.
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 >>/729547/
Womboflix provides a wide variety of performances to meet the tastes of many varied NEETs.
While we are sorry tonights offerings do not meet your approval we would like to invite you return another time.
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What made you think I would attend a moofie with such a cringey premise. 
ooh wouldnt it be funny if we made a film where a polititican has secks with a pig lol
and yet here you are all slavishly attending, pretending its anything but a fifth gen warfare straw man.
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Massive interview fail. I was nervous going into it and had my heart in my throat after the two guys introduced themselves and asked me to do the same. Could barely speak. 
Left the meeting abruptly and closed my laptop 
Woe
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 >>/729568/
There are some sites that offer interview preparation or paying some might help (some university offer it for free). I think using your webcam more often also helps making it more natural, maybe talking to randoms online.
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> no your honour you see I was bashing him and my penis just slipped out of my pants and up his arse accidently
> yes i know this is the third time be reasonable your honour it could happen to anyone
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At the gym. Belly and breasts protruding. Shouldn't have neglected it for so long. I can feel my belly jiggle when I go out running.
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Having a squat. Finished my warm up. Loss of strength doesn't seem too bad so far. I managed to finish my warm up at least.
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 >>/729509/
"nice brown bubbly bits"
"crust is great too"
"I'm really surprised"
"oh boy, I'm really enjoying this"
"that garlic butter just filled my mouth"
"the pasta was soft and chewable and edible"
"oh boy, this was really good"

He reckoned it (the $7 Mac&Cheese mini pixxa) deserved a 9.5/10 but taste is subjective and your overall eating experience may vary.
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Bored, stressed. Thinking about how I'll end up with a job pushing trolleys around the woolies carpark
Mong disease
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my main problem is that I would want to spend all day in an underground carpark, I'm sure they're full of dangerous levels of exhaust fumes
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/us-soldier-pictured-after-crossing-north-korea-border/news-story/6c614c94742aee1b778a7ebc0e1c703d
he'll fit in just fine I'm sure
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Had beef mince, onion, tomatoes paste, eggs, all fried up together before. Bit of beef stock and Worcestershire sauce in it. Good. Ate too much though.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/aussie-woman-gets-a-surprise-drop-in-from-a-possum/video/0c42d699f0e3306920a136ac16232533
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/former-sydney-to-hobart-yacht-helsal-ii-sinks-metres-away-from-grange-jetty-in-adelaide/news-story/24196f70587c0908c44ad17c5d1f6307
news.com.au always 72 hours late
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> Safety tips for cooking possum
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https://housegrail.com/coldest-cities-in-australia/
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https://www.australia.com/en/facts-and-planning/when-to-go/australias-seasons.html
it's getting weirder and weirder
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/rene-zellweger-reportedly-engaged-to-tv-presenter-ant-anstead/news-story/b37b5b3942a98f8a4e0d1360977cf7a9
he's used to repairing old wrecks from his time on Wheeler Dealers
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ok, rent inspection is over, the dumb dumb missed all 5 of the ways I've been destroying the flat, just need to check that she's not outside looking through the window at my monitor while I'm making this post.
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/us-country-music-star-jason-aldean-denies-controversial-song-and-video-are-prolynching/news-story/79d64c6f59b17631f59458126447b917
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-20/bruce-highway-partially-reopens-after-fiery-crash/102623750
that tank was seppo and being trailered
bet the seppo driving the truck drifted onto the wrong side of the road
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From a technical standpoint, this is probably bug of the year:
https://blog.qualys.com/vulnerabilities-threat-research/2023/07/19/cve-2023-38408-remote-code-execution-in-opensshs-forwarded-ssh-agent
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Gives me half a chub.
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people on auspol are discussing which trades are worth getting into. I did not know for instance that welders get exposed to lots of toxic fumes
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one of the things I hate about cleaning the shower is using it afterwards, knowing that no matter how hard I've tried to rinse everywhere there's always a bit of bleach somewhere
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Alan Moore wrote two graphic novels in the lovecraft universe, even had a cameo of H.P. Lovecraft in it. 10/10 reccomned
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don't worry everyone one of the spells alan moore taught me lets me cast karate chop invincibility on people over the internet
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Had a walk and it was nice but then the sun went behind the clouds and it was no longer nice so I came home.
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I have got FUCKIN HEMORRHOIDS and I'm in need of a hemorrhoidectomy nothing works anymore not even the bath salts. Please help me raise $4300, I'm just a wage cuck and can't afford it. Wallet is BTC only.
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There's two kinds of NEETs in this world.
NEETs with haemorhoids and NEETs that don't have haemorhoids yet.
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Alright neets, we're gonna watch episode 3 of Black Mirror in 1 52 minutes on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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