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 >>/730047/
I use a big tv as my monitor so I have to sit well back. Having a wireless keyboard and mouse meant I didn't have to have wires across the floor.
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Got a stuck battery out of a pricey flashlight. It leaked of course and it took an hour of fussing and scraping but now it works again. Not going to keep batterys in torches im not using any more since this is the second time of late that I've been caught out like this. I sympathize with the poor urchins in the battery factories in lands afar but surely they could put a bit more care and attention into their wares. Also got the PS4 controller talking to the new wireless thingamabob and had a go at soldering up a proper earth stake for the house. 
Might play some video game after tea.
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Mummybot relying on me to fix her office365 account and edit her resume the day before applying to a new job
Not happy
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Ok, episode 3 of black mirror is still transcoding, we're going to have to watch episode 2 while we wait for it to finish.
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 >>/730067/
She used to have high level access to dos terminals at commbank back in the day. Annoys me that she has delegated all computer tasks to her sons since then and now can't move a file between folders or navigate a webpage.
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 >>/729800/
> haunted by sobriety
> the detective trips as he is mostly whisky
> my aim is alcohol
Good lines, ending required more details.

 >>/729832/
Would this mean that all machines with OpenSSH from 2010 are exploitable? I only read a fraction of that txt document.

 >>/729847/
Living the dream.

 >>/729854/
You can be Dave3.

 >>/729869/
Good news about her today.

 >>/729884/
Commune when?

 >>/729888/
True. RIP.

 >>/729915/
JUST

 >>/729921/
King.

 >>/729944/
The NEET had a good guess.

 >>/729954/
All the culture.

 >>/729955/
Based.

 >>/729962/
Depends.
> Telstra to axe almost 500 jobs in cost-cutting drive
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/telstra-to-axe-almost-500-jobs-in-cost-cutting-drive-20230720-p5dpve.html
> Atlassian to axe 500 jobs ‘with the heaviest of hearts’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/mar/07/atlassian-to-axe-500-jobs-with-the-heaviest-of-hearts
> The $26 billion design startup Canva refuses to conduct layoffs. So it’s shifting employees into new roles
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/26-billion-design-startup-canva-114447670.html

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> IKTF
He's a 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEVaK0e1kTE

 >>/729969/
Have some metamucil.

 >>/729970/
True needful.

 >>/729980/
Based.

 >>/729990/
You should ask Local for his day rate as Dave3.

 >>/729992/
kek

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Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/730000/
Thanks Dan.

 >>/730003/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/730027/
Good ending post.

 >>/730011/
Much better quality OP.

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How?

 >>/730015/
Open them for me.

 >>/730032/
You can be Dave4.

 >>/730035/
kek

 >>/730056/
True.

 >>/730060/
Interesting story, good to hear it is resolved.

 >>/730062/
How many do you have now?

 >>/730069/
I agree with  >>/730072/

 >>/730074/
Why did she leave?
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 >>/730078/
Thank (You)!
I have missed too much of the episode. I will watch it later tonight and attend tomorrow if the third episode and final episode of the first season is on.
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Lotto is a fickle whore she rubs her arse on you now and then but always ends up sucking someone else off.
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The university educated laptop class are destroying this country. 
The culture of our forefathers has died with this generation
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Bought a pillow. Should've bought one earlier. I forgot how nice they are. It's been five years since I've had one.
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I saw a 5/10 white woman with a pajeet today and a 7/10 with one yesterday.
What the fuck is wrong with the women in this country?
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Got banned on twitch and discord again 
The streamer with 1500 viewers did a whole bit about how I'm a stupid incel because I was talking shit about indians, didnt even realise he was giving me air time. Classic streamer retards who do the fake exaggerated dr disrespect personality trope thing. Love it
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 >>/730151/
with a few exceptions, all academicians are even more stupid than the average 9-5 wagie
the only difference that sets them apart is the vocabulary and the pretentiousness   
 >>/730153/
didn't do nothin b0ss
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It's going to be a bad day. ABC haven't uploaded their Friday quiz. The seven or so new YouTube videos from channels I'm subscribed to are shit. Meeting at 9am. Woe.
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https://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/health/health-news/the-important-reason-you-should-go-to-the-toilet-every-day/news-story/d1ad0295cda50e01685b108cdd6de87e
> if you dont shit twice a day you'll get alzheimers
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https://chaser.com.au/national/newly-unemployed-kathryn-campbell-cant-believe-how-terrible-centrelink-is/
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/museum-apologises-for-roald-dahls-antisemitic-statements/news-story/ab777c6fd571c419d58474248071ec44
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Dunno what Bill did, but he "has gunk coming out of his eyes and can't see" and is being taken to the doctor now and wont be visiting this weekend
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 >>/730244/
You're not supposed to send them to her, you're supposed to send them to people in customer service roles. The more racist and unhinged the better.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/tax/young-aussie-woman-hit-with-86000-tax-bill-from-the-ato/news-story/7a5a0b5169694fa242675953c915dd2d
must have great tits or snatch, cos her head isn't anything to look at
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 >>/730270/
There are a few ways electricity is charged. All day rate or different rates throughout the day. Most cheaper provider use different pricing throughout the day. Depends on how you use your power as that might be good. Look around using a current bill you have to see they can beat it. If you're DSP sometimes those pensioner rates can be better sometimes. Again look around and use a spread sheet to compare your last bill.
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How many bowel movements do neets have a day? I have one, after I drink coffee, and I thought that was normal and healthy
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Had to go to the gp.
I have a rash on my eyelids, apparently infected eczema.
Been a cunt for a few days.
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just witnessed some police station kino 
4 gypsies started quarrelling 
they shouted curses at each other from the top of their lungs and threatened to kill each other (among other things)
they really made my day
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 >>/730313/
we should put all the gypsies and boongs in a concentration camp together. They would breed a new type of toxic human garbage to be shipped to wherever the jew homeland is after a couple of generations.
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 >>/730321/
Why not drop in your C.V. in, next time you replenish your supply of exciting beverages at my closest cellar. If you have been using your DanCard™ then we will already have your statistics and all of your personal details minus half your passwords so you're already well down the pathway from customer to loyal cellarman. Just Ask for the head cellarman, he'll be the one without the tracking bracelet on his ankle.
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Can that NEET who subscribes to him please post Decline's latest OF photos here? I would appreciate it. I hope that troll mode pic of him a couple of weeks ago was just a bad angle. Poor fella.
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 >>/730352/
This is also why the US pulled out of afganistan so fast and why AI image generation because popular. 4chan figured that agents were using AI image generation to create fake families and once the opposition figured out the details of artificial image generation they were able to connect the dots to other agents. The image generation as the reason is still not confirmed but 4chan already knew of the compromised spy network.
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Thanks NEET. He's avoiding body shots, it is hard to tell how his gym progress is going. It looks like he might be skipping leg day.
I am a bit concerned that he is seemingly sexualising his gym going now. Coomer life. I don't think he's going to make it.
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I also posted "I Am Nigger" on endcorner, womboflix, and movierandom. The strange people on movierandom just said "no you're not" and "I am zigger".
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Thinking about feed. 
Looked up red rooter vouchers, there's a $10 boig deal but it's not that great. 
Should eat.
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> YOUR SAY: Should hot chips be banned from community canteens? 🍟
> Best enjoyed coated in chicken salt and doused in tomato sauce at a local footy game - hot chippies are a beloved Aussie staple.
> But in a push to promote healthy eating in line with new guidelines from the state government, a local Melbourne council is cracking down on all deep fried delicacies cooked in built-in fryers.
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 >>/729381/
Okay, thanks. I mostly expect Romanians to look more like Spaniards or something but I think I am mostly basing that off the Romanian maths teacher I had in high school. She had quite dark hair and eyes.
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He is working through the trauma and embarrassment of the whole situation in his own way.
When he has accepted that "Olive" was and is a man he will be where he needs to be and will stop posting about it I think. He is not there yet.
The whole situation is quite sad.
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Why do the carnivore, keto and cave man diet people always tell you to eat beef? It is all $20+ a kilo. Can you eat chicken and pork instead? It is much cheaper.
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 >>/730465/
https://nameberry.com/babyname/ryan/girl
> The name Ryan is both a boy's name and a girl's name of Irish origin meaning "little king".
> This ultrapopular boys' name is rapidly becoming a hot name for girls; admired for its buoyant Irish spirit.
> Ryan returned to the Top 500 for girls in 2015 and will no doubt continue to climb further on the back of the success of blockbuster film Gravity.
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What does the commune need?
Demountables, chain link fence, privacy netting, razor wire,  portapoty,latrine trench, wank container, shipping container bar, camp kitchen? 

Maybe the kitchen could be in the container and the bar could be external... like a goon tap.
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Taxed again. 3 days in a row. Kidneys hurt. Mummybot got a new job and now wants to kick me out my comfy neet lair so she can work from home 
I might have to get a job just to get out of the house
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I have. Theyve been bred for cock fighting and egg laying, not for poultry meat. 
7000+ years of domestication, but only eaten for 2000 and that was due to famine.
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I worked at a chicken farm and I can confirm chickens are fake.
We would mash up turnips into chicken shape and then stick feathers in them.
It's all a scam by Big Turnip.
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How long does a sack last you neets? I can get a 4L/30 standard sack to last two days if I pace myself. Is this excessive?
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> be me
> innaMcdonalds
> watching executives eat
> whole pile of food in middle of table
> They're grabbing fist fulls at random
> one executive with a mouth full tries to work out what they're eating
> is it chicken or fish?
> executives try several methods to work out what's in the other executives mouth
> burger count
> opening non eaten burgers
> checking reciept
> executive with mouth full of mystery burger became distressed 
> claimed with mouth still full that they didn't like fish
> couldn't work out if eating mcfish or mcchicken
> swallowed after several minutes
> ate a whole sauce container to get rid of the taste
> of what was potencially a mcfish
> then ate two large fries
> by grabbing a fistfull
> eating the external parts
> then eating the ball inside their hand
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Got ripped off by old el passo.
These are the smallest ass taco shells I've ever seen. If they weren't on special I'd be mad
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 >>/730582/
it's alright
just remembered this laptop had hosts file entries for 127.0.0.1 for endchan.org and endchan.net from when possum was being mean to me and I didn't want to be here anymore
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 >>/730592/
It's guitar on the left channel and orchestral strings on the right.
If there is a name for that climbing riff, I don't know what it's called.
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Cheers mate, I like the riff in any case. It really makes it feel like it is "going somewhere" if you know what I mean. In the sense that it serves to build anticipation.
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Today is THREE WEEKS since I haven't eaten sugar. I decided to celebrate by buying a candy bar with stevia. It doesn't taste any different than regular chocolate.
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I would pronounce it:
> boooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooong
as if prööting the didgeridoo.
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 >>/730636/
The silver bag has salsa, it came with the shells.i didn't make the taco shells either because I don't have a corn field, a mule, a mill or a slaking oven. 

I made the bean mix, the salad, I put it on a plate. 15 minutes
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 >>/730630/
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/_8i9AibTSE0?t=56
I was there, mihain eminescu barlad, vaslui, 9th grade 
the video is flipped
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Thinking about turkey
> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_716873/wild-turkey-101-bourbon-cola-cans-10-pack-375ml?_escaped_fragment_=
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"the strings are playing an ascending five note pattern (3 beats per bar) which rises half a tone (semitone) at a time  - imagine on a keyboard playing every white and black note in turn. This is known as a chromatic scale and can be used to create tension"
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/handyman-loses-both-arms-part-of-his-feet-after-a-single-flea-bite/news-story/47e133c166ac05e10d1fb2733557df3d
how he gonna have a wank or wipe bum now
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Feels like my nutsack has made camp in the centermost point of torso and lit a bonfire just to remain larger than an atom.
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How can Ethiopia still exist?
They've been starving there since I was a kid surely they've all starved by now.
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 >>/730804/
So yu do't think he's a shit ating cocksucker then NEET?
Just post " I think iga is a worthless shit eating cunt" and I promise I will never mention it again.
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Hello , if there  is any NEETs that think iga did not in fact eat the shit after he steamed it this would be your last chance to say why.
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I would like to say both Cruisey and Weber are very good NEETs that only deserve maybe 41% of the shit they get.
Cheers old NEETs.
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> Potentially deadly Novelty Pops lollipop recalled from IGA stores across Australia over fears they could cause choking, severe internal burns, or even death in young children
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12326283/Deadly-Novelty-Pops-lollipop-recalled-IGA-stores-Australia.html
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> I'm a supersaver who lives on just $30 of groceries A WEEK - I don't use toilet paper because it's too expensive and I have to water down my milk... but I'm happy living below the poverty line
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12300311/Woman-reveals-lives-happily-poverty-line.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V67FcAHhOu0
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Pepper pie, chocolate eclair, three serves of butter chicken, five garlic naan, six pack of stdout, bottle of plonk clogger
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The point to point cameras at McLaren Vale recognise Weber’s number plate and automatically message the SA Water technicians on the Fleurieu. They preemptively release some of the water from the Myponga reservoir.
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he should host a youtube show like that hot ones show, where he interviews a celebrity while both sitting on a toilet
and now we clog
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anyone knows some good Tor marketplaces? or anything trustworthy?
I recently moved to Sydney and thought I would stop smoking weed for a change.
fucking can't. no friends, no contacts, all colleagues are boring family cunts.
found couple of Tor shops but got scammed 3 times already. I'm stupid I guess.
sorry if that's wrong place to ask. can't find shit in Tor.
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> Run my colleagues over?
Is this technique the following?
> Positive confrontation. Advise the suspect that the evidence has led the police to the individual as a suspect. Offer the person an early opportunity to explain why the offense took place.
> Try to shift the blame away from the suspect to some other person or set of circumstances that prompted the suspect to commit the crime. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_technique
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> Fuck the suspect in the arse and cum on her face
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Reid_technique
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actually you probably wont these days
they're probably more into smoking tranny cock and pretending to be boongs
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Described by Roger Ebert as "a small film to treasure", Local Hero (1983) is the comedy-drama of a small Scottish town and the giant texas oil company that tries to buy it. I've never seen it myself. On womboflix tonight at 7pm AEST.
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 >>/730894/
Found yet another Tor marketplace.
http://abacuseeettcn3n2zxo7tqy5vsxhqpha2jtjqs7cgdjzl2jascr4liad.onion/listing/afe739350bf0bdb3a44208ae
Looks a little more trustworthy than others. 
How safe is ordering stuff via post office?
Never done that, sounds risky.
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 >>/730919/
Yeah but I don't have any friends in Sydney.
Kinda desperate at this point.
Walking around and asking random people
feels like ever worse idea.
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 >>/730923/
My best bet is some shady area but I don't know what's shady here.
And even with that knowledge, walking around in hopes somebody approaches me?
Ehhh...
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 >>/730924/
You're going to have to establish a contact with someone. The prices from what I have heard are not cheap because its shitney. The only way to get it cheaper is to have a contact and buy in bulk.
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Didn't drink at the bar. Bar maid assumed I was the designated driver. 
Actually I'm a former alcoholic and my friend is a drink driver
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I just got attacked by giant bush ants on my walk.
I stopped in a sunny bit for a minute and felt something on my leg and I looked down and my boots were swarming with ants.
Took me about 10 minutes to brush them all off and I had to pick a bunch off my laces and socks with a stick.
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Had a porterhouse schnitzel and a pint of stdout for lunch. Motherbat had roast pork.
Took her to Wohlers.
Took her to Liquorland.
Having a bottle of pinot grigio.
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Was on the phone with the accountant. 
Apparently I can claim water and electricity. 
My phone bill includes a PlayStation.
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 >>/730989/
She had a collection of little pigs at one point. She was after some candle thing for the neighbourwoman who has the bees and gives her honey and veggies and shit. The girl at Wohlers knew what she was talking about, but said they only got a few delivered and sold within a day or two.
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 >>/730995/
> going with the ATO's $0.69 per day $0.67 per hour at home
https://www.ato.gov.au/Media-centre/Media-releases/ATO-announces-changes-to-working-from-home-deductions/
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 >>/730998/
It was just a gift. A complete beeswax candle or something. The neighbourwoman is particular about what wine she drinks, and perfumes and stuff are too personal, so she wanted a candle or a knick knack or something. Woman shit.
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 >>/730995/
Nah, that's the working from home allowance thing, I'm claiming it as business expenses which I could ask for up to 100%.
Accountant suggested 80%, but I'm going to ask for 70.
Still feels like robbery, even though I've paid like 40k in tax.

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