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I'm still hungover despite not drinking yesterday. 
No energy, no concentration, slightly upset stomach. Woe. All I can do is click around on youtube and wait for my brain to recover. 

ASX investment will be actioned at market open tomorrow.






















What are some slang terms or idioms that have fallen out of favour with the younger generations here?
My old man used to say:
> standing around like stale bottles of piss
But I reckon most zoomers would think a piss bottle not a beer bottle.


















































































The fucking tranny ate all my multigrain wraps so I had to use his fucking 'lite' ones for my breakfast prep and they dont fucking seal properly when you put the assembled wraps back in the pan
Unwrapped burritos that are all fucked up
Fuming
























































































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Ok neets, the weekly womboflix movie selection committee meeting is now in session. Either vote for a movie on the list or nominate a new movie to the list.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Scum
Ice Pirates
Wolf Of Wall Street
Ferris Buller's Day Off
Love And Death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Young Einstein
Apt Pupil
Vice(2018)















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 >>/731223/

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
> ok

Good Will Hunting (1997)
> jason Bourne Vs Robbie Willama. We all lose. no

Last Man Standing(1995)
> ok

The Sunset Limited
> ok

Outrage(2010)
> ok

Captain Phillips (2013)
> Is great because the sudos get schwacked lol. 

The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
> ok

Godzilla(2014)
> fugg lets beat a dead horse with cgi. No

Smokin Aces (2006)
> ok

Rapid Fire(1992)
> ok

Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
> ok

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
> sounds like chick flick, no

Rambo (2008)
> is this the last one? Rambo last blood was okay but he cucks for some mexican stepdaughter and the sicarios are mostly white. 

Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
> no

Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
> no way am I watching no moofie where steven segal is in it and doesnt die. 

Wasabi
> wog vs gook flick.

Truman Show
> We all seen it

F/X
> How much cgi is gonna be in a moofie from the 80's. yawn city.

Weekend At Bernies
> no

Taxi Driver
> They copied that wrist cannon thing from me. I invented that. 

Trading Places
> wow it will bring back memories to christmas 2019 when you last played it. 

There Will Be Blood
> three hour kino marathon. bring food and supplies.

Synecdoche, New York
> gay jew arthouse snore.

Fritz the cat
> flower power generation gone bad

Se7en
> i thought I spoiled the twist in the end for you already. Kevin Bacon kills brad pits wifey and sends her head to him via parcel post. now we dont need to see it. 

The Commitments
> A musical? a chick flick musical? Really?

Hell or high water
> cohen brothers before they wrote that george clooney directed monstrosity

Scum
> (You) are gonna love it.

Ice Pirates
> i'll give it a go

Wolf Of Wall Street
> seen it three times but what the hell, Leonardo de caprio is so boss. 

Ferris Buller's Day Off
> dude weed moofie, I require higher aryan ideals. 

Love And Death
> woody allen? No.

The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
> too much hand held camera makes me car sick. Definetly overused that effect.

Young Einstein
> was funny when I was 11 now cringe (the moofie, that is)

Apt Pupil
> anti N.S propoganda. No. 

Vice(2018)
> My pick

















Woke up at 10. Weighing in at 108.4kg. 
Coffee and a microwaved breakfast burrito.
Package dispatched for delivery 3 hours ago. 
Long but do-able todo list. 
Feeling good. Fight camp starts today!






https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/chinas-chilling-promise-to-two-aussie-fugitives-in-wake-of-arrest-warrants/news-story/33b6aa4de154f577f2aba868012c71d1
would it be an offence to capture the adelaide one and hand her to the CCP embassy here?















https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/we-can-t-guarantee-we-can-defend-our-bases-admits-raaf-chief-20230713-p5do5k.html
> We can’t guarantee we can defend our bases, admits RAAF chief
Dude mixed up his inner voice and his actual voice.















 >>/731286/
I wouldn't put it past them to do try to sue.

I also wonder if anyone of them died afterwards. That injury would be enough for a traumatic brain injury or some other trauma injury. Like people surviving major car crashes then dying when someone tries to move them.


































Big a big clean of the outdoor table. Swept. 
Chucked out old goonbags I'd been covertly storing in the outdoor wardrobe.
Replaced the empty bottles that I'd dangerously left onto of the wine cabinet.
Received package. 

 >>/731321/
I'm back on the downtempo mixes





























































































Capsicums were on special. 
Dry fried the eggplant to start, used half as much oil as a result. Better with couscous than with pasda. No tomato, which is good. Whole spices were good.





 >>/731238/
> Rambo last blood (2019) was okay but he cucks for some mexican stepdaughter and the sicarios are mostly white
> story by dan gordon, an israeli-american
> produced by avi lerner, an israeli-american
> directed by adrian grunberg, a 'mexican'-amercian

you still cringe ;)






























































































 >>/731489/
I would send an email to say thanks for the second chance and that you look forward to the interview but let them know you get very nervous at interviews etc.That way if you look freaked out at the interview you wont have to worry about that because you have already told them, I wouldn't drink the day before and do whatever you do to relax your mind, like long slow deep breaths and tell yourself to relax and be calm, that does help to calm the mind but you have to do it all the time.


















 >>/731517/
I didn't drink for over a month before hand. Maybe gooning before hand is a good idea. 
I think it has something to do with doing it at night. Tonight I was anxious for no reason. 
I might accept it for Thurs/Fri and then I can always bail










 >>/731542/
No, I just cut myself in such a way the skin wasn't merely sliced but a little piece of it was removed entirely. It has been bleeding on and off the whole day. I've been buying the same razors for a while but I think I've got a bad batch.





























































 >>/731517/
> I wouldn't drink the day before
that works against you 
if you drink daily (or almost daily) you'll be even more anxious because of the withdrawal 
 >>/731535/
 >>/731536/
solid advice 
I only had once job
went to the interview after staying up all night and drinking 
told him I needed money, then I shook hands and signed the contract


































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 >>/731630/
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH GARLIC DIPSHIT!!!! GARLIC IS THE BEST!!! IT IS VERY HEALTHY FOR YOU!!!! I HAVE AT LEAST 20 DAMN GARLIC HEADS AT ANY GIVEN TIME, I EAT AT LEAST ONE FULL HEAD EVERY SINGLE DAY WITH THE MEALS I COOK!!! NOT ONCE DO I NOT COOK WITHOUT GARLIC!!!! YOU SHOULD BE SATISFIED YOUR FOOD WAS GARLICY!!!




















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Pain is just as bad today. Its now moved to my lower tummy but the injured ball still hurts too. the pants make it worse so i am sitting here with them around my knees which helps enormously. Gym is out for a couple days. Woe.

























Hope he goes to the doctor and spends a couple of days getting pampered in the hospital. 
The biggest difference between a day spa and a testicle ward is perspective and attitude. 
Laying in bed in a gown, watching TV, eating three meals a day and being fed opiates.





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 >>/731678/
Yes. Chainsaw sport. 
 >>/731682/
I was pulling the butt to get the crown down and the spar jumped as I was straddling it. It got one ball and now the swelling is going down and the blood and stuff is going up my sperm duct and getting reabsorbed. it hurts because tight pants. I dont need a ultrasound and urologist to tell me that. 
 >>/731684/
How am I going to get a hernia when I do 120 leg raises a day?
 >>/731685/
I dont go to ZOG doctors because Vaxx™









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 >>/731692/
I train hard for my forest sport. Its annoying I am not able to train because of the injury. At least I get to catch up on the computer stuff. I wonder if I can run ME cleaner on the BIOS on the SBC I use to run PFsense. There doesent seem to be much point to having a PC with no IME when the router is still pozzed. 

Took a lasgane out of the freexer for tea.



 >>/731697/
In America that may be true. Maybe not in other countries. I don't trust the medical establishment much either. If I had an emergency I might have to surrender though, but I would not get vaxxed no matter what they said, even if the threatened not to treat me (which probably is, or at least should be, illegal).

















Imagining tiff in stirrups and a jockstrap, using the courtesy internet to watch womboflix and slurring his text about how Zelig is really good for a Jew movie and Mia Farrow adopted that gook before she met Woody so it's not really that bad while on endones and drinking 10 single serves of apple juice and pissing on his pillow.







 >>/731722/
It was pointless to begin with. 
Unless you were a globalist herder and wanted to test how far the cattle would go before questioning anything. 
I was told that they currently expect you to wear one only while in wards, so not in admission or waiting rooms.. but also not expected to once you were in a room. 
So only between entering a ward, and before getting to the room. 
I don't wear them unless someone says something and take it off again once I go through any doors.












I just did a good deed and had a nice chat.
Was walking back from the shops and I helped an old lady catch her little dog that was running away then walked up the street with her.
We had a nice chat about how terrible foriegners are and she told me what the suburb was like 50 years ago.





























































Ok, looks like we'll be seeing this:

Wednesday: Northern Exposure, first episode
Saturday: Vice
Sunday: Ferris Buller's Day Off

Next Wednesday: House of Cards, British version

Next Saturday: Shibs movie
Next Sunday: Zelig

Following Saturday: Good Will Hunting
Following Sunday: ???
















Updated womboflix schedule:

Wednesday 26th: Northern Exposure
Saturday 29th: Vice (2018)
Sunday 30th: Ferris Buller's Day Off (1986)

Wednesday 2nd August: House of Cards, British version (1990)

Saturday 5th August: Shibs movie
Sunday 6th August: Zelig (1983)

Wednesday 9th August: Edge Of Darkness, British version (1985)
Saturday 12th August: Good Will Hunting (1997)
Sunday 13th August: Last Man Standing (1996)





























































There is a new episode of Futurama out. They should have just let it stay dead. I'm not going to watch it.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149460/episodes/?ref_=tt_ov_epl














































































 >>/731950/
> large zinger stacker combo,
I dunno whats that. KFC.au.com or whatever says access denied.

 >>/731951/
I helped out when I was a kid. All jam I eat is home made.
It's basically just cooking fruits for hours. Sometimes with additional sugar.
Lazy people use a mixer and adds pectin.





























 >>/731966/
Marmalade is a curiosity here, people don't really make it, only for Bri'ish influence. I'm not a great fan, but I don't mind eating em if I get some. I find them a bit too sweet and bitter.

 >>/731971/
Hmm. Spicy coating sounds good. What's the meat?
> orange
The fruit or just the color?





































Reading a bit in Alan Moore's Providence, where the protagonist and his friends went out to an evening lecture by a writer. Do people still do that in 2023? I need something to do other than sit around every night watching youtube videos.






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