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I'm still hungover despite not drinking yesterday. 
No energy, no concentration, slightly upset stomach. Woe. All I can do is click around on youtube and wait for my brain to recover. 

ASX investment will be actioned at market open tomorrow.
 >>/731038/
Nope. It's already pending. 
Gonna try for an 11am wakeup tomorrow. Getting out bed after 3pm is ruining my 'lifestyle', if I even have one
What are some slang terms or idioms that have fallen out of favour with the younger generations here?
My old man used to say:
> standing around like stale bottles of piss
But I reckon most zoomers would think a piss bottle not a beer bottle.
https://nypost.com/2023/07/22/influencer-works-as-emotional-support-stripper-in-ukraine/
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Local Hero (1983) will be on on womboflix in 1 hour neets. 15 minutes before that we'll play a selection of Mark Knopfler's music.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
go to the dentist once and suddenly that bitch starts finding problems that need fixing, don't go to the dentist and those problems never appear
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Get in here neets, we're watching a movie about the secret of life and happiness in a 1980s scottish village: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
this poofter nannystate fucks me off, need a god damned licence to scratch our balls soon enough
Motherbat has misplaced a pair of tongs between cooking and doing the dishes. I have checked the bin, the fridge, the freezer, her bed, the dog's bed, the recycling bin.
The fucking tranny ate all my multigrain wraps so I had to use his fucking 'lite' ones for my breakfast prep and they dont fucking seal properly when you put the assembled wraps back in the pan
Unwrapped burritos that are all fucked up
Fuming
Sometimes I don't clean the skid marks off the bowl after I do a shit.
It get caked on and gives the toilet that yellow green stain.
Interestingly Local Hero has a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes, and has been turned into a stage musical. It has however divided neet film critics
My package has been at Melbourne airport for over 12 hours now
I'm officially part of the package complaining NEET crew
 >>/731210/
ok, tried to get my life back on track, started by going for a nice long morning walk which lasted 60 seconds because the battery in my headphones went flat. Woe. Might have a binge instead.
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Ok neets, the weekly womboflix movie selection committee meeting is now in session. Either vote for a movie on the list or nominate a new movie to the list.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Scum
Ice Pirates
Wolf Of Wall Street
Ferris Buller's Day Off
Love And Death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Young Einstein
Apt Pupil
Vice(2018)
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 >>/731223/

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
> ok

Good Will Hunting (1997)
> jason Bourne Vs Robbie Willama. We all lose. no

Last Man Standing(1995)
> ok

The Sunset Limited
> ok

Outrage(2010)
> ok

Captain Phillips (2013)
> Is great because the sudos get schwacked lol. 

The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
> ok

Godzilla(2014)
> fugg lets beat a dead horse with cgi. No

Smokin Aces (2006)
> ok

Rapid Fire(1992)
> ok

Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
> ok

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
> sounds like chick flick, no

Rambo (2008)
> is this the last one? Rambo last blood was okay but he cucks for some mexican stepdaughter and the sicarios are mostly white. 

Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
> no

Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
> no way am I watching no moofie where steven segal is in it and doesnt die. 

Wasabi
> wog vs gook flick.

Truman Show
> We all seen it

F/X
> How much cgi is gonna be in a moofie from the 80's. yawn city.

Weekend At Bernies
> no

Taxi Driver
> They copied that wrist cannon thing from me. I invented that. 

Trading Places
> wow it will bring back memories to christmas 2019 when you last played it. 

There Will Be Blood
> three hour kino marathon. bring food and supplies.

Synecdoche, New York
> gay jew arthouse snore.

Fritz the cat
> flower power generation gone bad

Se7en
> i thought I spoiled the twist in the end for you already. Kevin Bacon kills brad pits wifey and sends her head to him via parcel post. now we dont need to see it. 

The Commitments
> A musical? a chick flick musical? Really?

Hell or high water
> cohen brothers before they wrote that george clooney directed monstrosity

Scum
> (You) are gonna love it.

Ice Pirates
> i'll give it a go

Wolf Of Wall Street
> seen it three times but what the hell, Leonardo de caprio is so boss. 

Ferris Buller's Day Off
> dude weed moofie, I require higher aryan ideals. 

Love And Death
> woody allen? No.

The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
> too much hand held camera makes me car sick. Definetly overused that effect.

Young Einstein
> was funny when I was 11 now cringe (the moofie, that is)

Apt Pupil
> anti N.S propoganda. No. 

Vice(2018)
> My pick
possum once had to go to hospital to get a nurse to deal with the massive swelling in his groin
remember that february when possum went all
> 1488 gas the kikes race war now rahowa
and banned half the neets
Woke up at 10. Weighing in at 108.4kg. 
Coffee and a microwaved breakfast burrito.
Package dispatched for delivery 3 hours ago. 
Long but do-able todo list. 
Feeling good. Fight camp starts today!
 >>/731251/
The black guy took big hits but he wasn't even fighting, he didn't even swing. 
The white guy was bigger and could fight, and basically beat up the black guy for being a nuisance
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/chinas-chilling-promise-to-two-aussie-fugitives-in-wake-of-arrest-warrants/news-story/33b6aa4de154f577f2aba868012c71d1
would it be an offence to capture the adelaide one and hand her to the CCP embassy here?
 >>/731263/
It's a strange encounter because the black guy seemed to be challenging the white guy, yet had no intent to fight and then refused to swing. 
Guess black guy was just drunk
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jul/21/australia-arts-organisations-diversify-broaden-audience-white-middle-class-age-study
 >>/731267/
I read that. It's about time you pussy Aussies started standing up against all the bullshit. It's nice to see you're not going to take having niggers forced on you, anymore.
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/we-can-t-guarantee-we-can-defend-our-bases-admits-raaf-chief-20230713-p5do5k.html
> We can’t guarantee we can defend our bases, admits RAAF chief
Dude mixed up his inner voice and his actual voice.
 >>/731276/
Well if their objective was to stop millions of chinks swarming into the country and dispossessing locals of homes and land...yeah, I'd say they've failed.
 >>/731261/
There are currency restrictions on Chinese currency going out of their country. You would need to apply for special permit for amounts over $50k I believe.
 >>/731285/
Given they did a runner up the stairs, it is safe to say they stole the car and had probably committed some other number of crimes prior to the accident.
 >>/731283/
I was wrong that $50k cap is for citizens. For internationals you need to show something else that sounds like it would be a pain in the arse. 
https://nhglobalpartners.com/moving-money-in-and-out-china-rules/
 >>/731287/
I imagine the Chinese government have no problems getting however much they need into the country for agents and payoffs and whatever else.
 >>/731286/
I wouldn't put it past them to do try to sue.

I also wonder if anyone of them died afterwards. That injury would be enough for a traumatic brain injury or some other trauma injury. Like people surviving major car crashes then dying when someone tries to move them.
 >>/731289/
Yeah but I can imagine they wouldn't make it easy. Find a technicality to not pay, then paying a reduced amount and making it near impossible to move out as punishment. That's the Chinese way.
Big a big clean of the outdoor table. Swept. 
Chucked out old goonbags I'd been covertly storing in the outdoor wardrobe.
Replaced the empty bottles that I'd dangerously left onto of the wine cabinet.
Received package. 

 >>/731321/
I'm back on the downtempo mixes
The first two of Alan Moore's lovecraft graphic novels, The Courtyard and Neonomicon are a bit lame, but Providence is a real banger.
 >>/731389/
It's literally rhe story of a repressed man discovering he is gay and having lots of gay sex with some cthulhu stuff in the background.
"I don't have to cut the grass any more. The dogs have all gone and it was just sitting there and it was getting hard to maintain,"
Capsicums were on special. 
Dry fried the eggplant to start, used half as much oil as a result. Better with couscous than with pasda. No tomato, which is good. Whole spices were good.
 >>/731238/
> Rambo last blood (2019) was okay but he cucks for some mexican stepdaughter and the sicarios are mostly white
> story by dan gordon, an israeli-american
> produced by avi lerner, an israeli-american
> directed by adrian grunberg, a 'mexican'-amercian

you still cringe ;)