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I'm still hungover despite not drinking yesterday. 
No energy, no concentration, slightly upset stomach. Woe. All I can do is click around on youtube and wait for my brain to recover. 

ASX investment will be actioned at market open tomorrow.
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What are some slang terms or idioms that have fallen out of favour with the younger generations here?
My old man used to say:
> standing around like stale bottles of piss
But I reckon most zoomers would think a piss bottle not a beer bottle.
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Local Hero (1983) will be on on womboflix in 1 hour neets. 15 minutes before that we'll play a selection of Mark Knopfler's music.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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go to the dentist once and suddenly that bitch starts finding problems that need fixing, don't go to the dentist and those problems never appear
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Motherbat has misplaced a pair of tongs between cooking and doing the dishes. I have checked the bin, the fridge, the freezer, her bed, the dog's bed, the recycling bin.
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The fucking tranny ate all my multigrain wraps so I had to use his fucking 'lite' ones for my breakfast prep and they dont fucking seal properly when you put the assembled wraps back in the pan
Unwrapped burritos that are all fucked up
Fuming
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Sometimes I don't clean the skid marks off the bowl after I do a shit.
It get caked on and gives the toilet that yellow green stain.
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Interestingly Local Hero has a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes, and has been turned into a stage musical. It has however divided neet film critics
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My package has been at Melbourne airport for over 12 hours now
I'm officially part of the package complaining NEET crew
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 >>/731210/
ok, tried to get my life back on track, started by going for a nice long morning walk which lasted 60 seconds because the battery in my headphones went flat. Woe. Might have a binge instead.
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Ok neets, the weekly womboflix movie selection committee meeting is now in session. Either vote for a movie on the list or nominate a new movie to the list.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Scum
Ice Pirates
Wolf Of Wall Street
Ferris Buller's Day Off
Love And Death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Young Einstein
Apt Pupil
Vice(2018)
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Wrongfully Accused (1998)
> ok

Good Will Hunting (1997)
> jason Bourne Vs Robbie Willama. We all lose. no

Last Man Standing(1995)
> ok

The Sunset Limited
> ok

Outrage(2010)
> ok

Captain Phillips (2013)
> Is great because the sudos get schwacked lol. 

The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
> ok

Godzilla(2014)
> fugg lets beat a dead horse with cgi. No

Smokin Aces (2006)
> ok

Rapid Fire(1992)
> ok

Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
> ok

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
> sounds like chick flick, no

Rambo (2008)
> is this the last one? Rambo last blood was okay but he cucks for some mexican stepdaughter and the sicarios are mostly white. 

Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
> no

Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
> no way am I watching no moofie where steven segal is in it and doesnt die. 

Wasabi
> wog vs gook flick.

Truman Show
> We all seen it

F/X
> How much cgi is gonna be in a moofie from the 80's. yawn city.

Weekend At Bernies
> no

Taxi Driver
> They copied that wrist cannon thing from me. I invented that. 

Trading Places
> wow it will bring back memories to christmas 2019 when you last played it. 

There Will Be Blood
> three hour kino marathon. bring food and supplies.

Synecdoche, New York
> gay jew arthouse snore.

Fritz the cat
> flower power generation gone bad

Se7en
> i thought I spoiled the twist in the end for you already. Kevin Bacon kills brad pits wifey and sends her head to him via parcel post. now we dont need to see it. 

The Commitments
> A musical? a chick flick musical? Really?

Hell or high water
> cohen brothers before they wrote that george clooney directed monstrosity

Scum
> (You) are gonna love it.

Ice Pirates
> i'll give it a go

Wolf Of Wall Street
> seen it three times but what the hell, Leonardo de caprio is so boss. 

Ferris Buller's Day Off
> dude weed moofie, I require higher aryan ideals. 

Love And Death
> woody allen? No.

The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
> too much hand held camera makes me car sick. Definetly overused that effect.

Young Einstein
> was funny when I was 11 now cringe (the moofie, that is)

Apt Pupil
> anti N.S propoganda. No. 

Vice(2018)
> My pick
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remember that february when possum went all
> 1488 gas the kikes race war now rahowa
and banned half the neets
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Woke up at 10. Weighing in at 108.4kg. 
Coffee and a microwaved breakfast burrito.
Package dispatched for delivery 3 hours ago. 
Long but do-able todo list. 
Feeling good. Fight camp starts today!
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 >>/731251/
The black guy took big hits but he wasn't even fighting, he didn't even swing. 
The white guy was bigger and could fight, and basically beat up the black guy for being a nuisance
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/chinas-chilling-promise-to-two-aussie-fugitives-in-wake-of-arrest-warrants/news-story/33b6aa4de154f577f2aba868012c71d1
would it be an offence to capture the adelaide one and hand her to the CCP embassy here?
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 >>/731263/
It's a strange encounter because the black guy seemed to be challenging the white guy, yet had no intent to fight and then refused to swing. 
Guess black guy was just drunk
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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jul/21/australia-arts-organisations-diversify-broaden-audience-white-middle-class-age-study
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 >>/731267/
I read that. It's about time you pussy Aussies started standing up against all the bullshit. It's nice to see you're not going to take having niggers forced on you, anymore.
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https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/we-can-t-guarantee-we-can-defend-our-bases-admits-raaf-chief-20230713-p5do5k.html
> We can’t guarantee we can defend our bases, admits RAAF chief
Dude mixed up his inner voice and his actual voice.
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 >>/731276/
Well if their objective was to stop millions of chinks swarming into the country and dispossessing locals of homes and land...yeah, I'd say they've failed.
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 >>/731261/
There are currency restrictions on Chinese currency going out of their country. You would need to apply for special permit for amounts over $50k I believe.
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 >>/731285/
Given they did a runner up the stairs, it is safe to say they stole the car and had probably committed some other number of crimes prior to the accident.
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 >>/731283/
I was wrong that $50k cap is for citizens. For internationals you need to show something else that sounds like it would be a pain in the arse. 
https://nhglobalpartners.com/moving-money-in-and-out-china-rules/
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 >>/731286/
I wouldn't put it past them to do try to sue.

I also wonder if anyone of them died afterwards. That injury would be enough for a traumatic brain injury or some other trauma injury. Like people surviving major car crashes then dying when someone tries to move them.
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 >>/731289/
Yeah but I can imagine they wouldn't make it easy. Find a technicality to not pay, then paying a reduced amount and making it near impossible to move out as punishment. That's the Chinese way.
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Big a big clean of the outdoor table. Swept. 
Chucked out old goonbags I'd been covertly storing in the outdoor wardrobe.
Replaced the empty bottles that I'd dangerously left onto of the wine cabinet.
Received package. 

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I'm back on the downtempo mixes
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The first two of Alan Moore's lovecraft graphic novels, The Courtyard and Neonomicon are a bit lame, but Providence is a real banger.
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"I don't have to cut the grass any more. The dogs have all gone and it was just sitting there and it was getting hard to maintain,"
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Capsicums were on special. 
Dry fried the eggplant to start, used half as much oil as a result. Better with couscous than with pasda. No tomato, which is good. Whole spices were good.
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 >>/731238/
> Rambo last blood (2019) was okay but he cucks for some mexican stepdaughter and the sicarios are mostly white
> story by dan gordon, an israeli-american
> produced by avi lerner, an israeli-american
> directed by adrian grunberg, a 'mexican'-amercian

you still cringe ;)
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At the neet compound we will lick each other's scrotums constantly to keep them warm and lubricated. No homo.
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 >>/731494/
> Courtney Fox, who is visiting from Ireland, says there aren't any skimpies where she comes from, but she sees them as strong, brave women.

another vile nose-ringed whore!
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Uncomfortable few threads. BO once again allowing IGA to make it worse for everyone. 
Only goondaddy can fix things
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 >>/731509/
Nobody likes them, but the worst that can happen is that they don't offer you the job. Well that, and maybe shidding your pants and vomiting on them if it's face-to-face.
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 >>/731489/
I would send an email to say thanks for the second chance and that you look forward to the interview but let them know you get very nervous at interviews etc.That way if you look freaked out at the interview you wont have to worry about that because you have already told them, I wouldn't drink the day before and do whatever you do to relax your mind, like long slow deep breaths and tell yourself to relax and be calm, that does help to calm the mind but you have to do it all the time.
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 >>/731517/
I didn't drink for over a month before hand. Maybe gooning before hand is a good idea. 
I think it has something to do with doing it at night. Tonight I was anxious for no reason. 
I might accept it for Thurs/Fri and then I can always bail
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No, I just cut myself in such a way the skin wasn't merely sliced but a little piece of it was removed entirely. It has been bleeding on and off the whole day. I've been buying the same razors for a while but I think I've got a bad batch.
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I thought Cruisey was a man, but he was a muffin. I hung around till I found that he didn't know nuthin'.

None of the schizo Christian stuff is true.
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 >>/731517/
> I wouldn't drink the day before
that works against you 
if you drink daily (or almost daily) you'll be even more anxious because of the withdrawal 
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solid advice 
I only had once job
went to the interview after staying up all night and drinking 
told him I needed money, then I shook hands and signed the contract
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Could spend $500 Cenno advance on a forklift ticket, or 2-3 truck-driving lessons, or an advanced first aid course with enough spare change leftover for a 15-minute rub & tug.
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Locantoing.
The stroke by Billy Squire came on the wireless so I went home.
As if these bitches arent open at 330
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Should have got a Hungarian goulash pie floater, a custard tart and a hot chocolate from vilis. 
I didn't eat much of that soup, was too garlicy.
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH GARLIC DIPSHIT!!!! GARLIC IS THE BEST!!! IT IS VERY HEALTHY FOR YOU!!!! I HAVE AT LEAST 20 DAMN GARLIC HEADS AT ANY GIVEN TIME, I EAT AT LEAST ONE FULL HEAD EVERY SINGLE DAY WITH THE MEALS I COOK!!! NOT ONCE DO I NOT COOK WITHOUT GARLIC!!!! YOU SHOULD BE SATISFIED YOUR FOOD WAS GARLICY!!!
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Trying to work out if I pissed the bed or if it's sweat. Pretty sure it's sweat because the top of the pillow is soaked rather than the bottom.
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Pain is just as bad today. Its now moved to my lower tummy but the injured ball still hurts too. the pants make it worse so i am sitting here with them around my knees which helps enormously. Gym is out for a couple days. Woe.
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Feeling okay now, even about the bad luck, even yet as it was shitty technique. Getting injured or worse doing what you love is a lot different from getting sick sitting at a PC all dae. Such is your life.
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Hope he goes to the doctor and spends a couple of days getting pampered in the hospital. 
The biggest difference between a day spa and a testicle ward is perspective and attitude. 
Laying in bed in a gown, watching TV, eating three meals a day and being fed opiates.
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Yes. Chainsaw sport. 
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I was pulling the butt to get the crown down and the spar jumped as I was straddling it. It got one ball and now the swelling is going down and the blood and stuff is going up my sperm duct and getting reabsorbed. it hurts because tight pants. I dont need a ultrasound and urologist to tell me that. 
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How am I going to get a hernia when I do 120 leg raises a day?
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I dont go to ZOG doctors because Vaxx™
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I train hard for my forest sport. Its annoying I am not able to train because of the injury. At least I get to catch up on the computer stuff. I wonder if I can run ME cleaner on the BIOS on the SBC I use to run PFsense. There doesent seem to be much point to having a PC with no IME when the router is still pozzed. 

Took a lasgane out of the freexer for tea.
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 >>/731697/
In America that may be true. Maybe not in other countries. I don't trust the medical establishment much either. If I had an emergency I might have to surrender though, but I would not get vaxxed no matter what they said, even if the threatened not to treat me (which probably is, or at least should be, illegal).
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 >>/731645/
What happened was that several neets pissed on you while you slept as a joke, knowing you'd mistake it for sweat. I tried to get possum not to do it all over your pillow, but he wouldn't listen.
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Imagining tiff in stirrups and a jockstrap, using the courtesy internet to watch womboflix and slurring his text about how Zelig is really good for a Jew movie and Mia Farrow adopted that gook before she met Woody so it's not really that bad while on endones and drinking 10 single serves of apple juice and pissing on his pillow.
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 >>/731697/
It was weird last month when I got an ultrasound done all the staff was still wearing those blue surgical masks but no one else was required to, seemed rather pointless to me.
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 >>/731670/
Wouldn't have a clue. There is some debate. I use HDMI and Display port for my monitors. There is some debate online depending on how you use it though.
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 >>/731722/
It was pointless to begin with. 
Unless you were a globalist herder and wanted to test how far the cattle would go before questioning anything. 
I was told that they currently expect you to wear one only while in wards, so not in admission or waiting rooms.. but also not expected to once you were in a room. 
So only between entering a ward, and before getting to the room. 
I don't wear them unless someone says something and take it off again once I go through any doors.
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 >>/731729/
It does imply that the medical professionals will follow protocol based off of recommendations they know are bullshit rather than duty of care.
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 >>/731732/
Yes, roundabouts are more efficient than traffic lights. Even with the lights, it looks like they've made it more confusing than it was before.
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I just did a good deed and had a nice chat.
Was walking back from the shops and I helped an old lady catch her little dog that was running away then walked up the street with her.
We had a nice chat about how terrible foriegners are and she told me what the suburb was like 50 years ago.
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The HA has somehow gotten hold of my personal email address. I bet one of those train retards gave it to her.
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I'm concerned cruisey may be briefly sober enough to vote for a woody allen movie. We need to buy him some more goon.
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I would expect the lefty jew loving neets to try and get a woody allen moofie on womboflix. I miss the good old days when we all watched peckinpah cowboy films in the commo bunker after patrols.
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 >>/731738/
That doggo was making a break for it, probably after a lifetime of humiliation and degradation at the hands of the old lady. All it wanted was to live free, even for a single hour and you returned it to slavery.
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I was only making up the grapeshot thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Adelaide_(1864)
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Ok, looks like we'll be seeing this:

Wednesday: Northern Exposure, first episode
Saturday: Vice
Sunday: Ferris Buller's Day Off

Next Wednesday: House of Cards, British version

Next Saturday: Shibs movie
Next Sunday: Zelig

Following Saturday: Good Will Hunting
Following Sunday: ???
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 >>/731633/
ew fuck no
I'm joining uni just to get the social aid
not planning to go on classes or pass the exams 
ok, I might check the english classes but apart from that everything is worthless
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 >>/731806/
No, I've decided it will be Last Man Standing, an action movie that has been sitting on the womboflix server for nearly a year, to counterbalance all the woody allen karma.
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how many poor doggos are buried in that racist old lady's backyard, weber? or maybe she puts them in the oven once they succumb. You are basically worse than Hans Lander in inglorous bastards at this point.
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Updated womboflix schedule:

Wednesday 26th: Northern Exposure
Saturday 29th: Vice (2018)
Sunday 30th: Ferris Buller's Day Off (1986)

Wednesday 2nd August: House of Cards, British version (1990)

Saturday 5th August: Shibs movie
Sunday 6th August: Zelig (1983)

Wednesday 9th August: Edge Of Darkness, British version (1985)
Saturday 12th August: Good Will Hunting (1997)
Sunday 13th August: Last Man Standing (1996)
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 >>/731849/
It just looks like a bottle jack. Probably seppo tons, so less than half that in real tonnes.
Also looks like a lot of fagging around that could have been avoided with proper use of a chainsaw.
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 >>/731863/
That's the second chef they killed by drowning: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-white-house-chef-walter-scheib-drowned-accidental-death-autopsy-n380636
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There is a new episode of Futurama out. They should have just let it stay dead. I'm not going to watch it.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149460/episodes/?ref_=tt_ov_epl
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I attacked Possum once and was given a sound thrashing which I must admit I deserved but he was quite fair about it and I can still use my left arm on good days.
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 >>/731950/
> large zinger stacker combo,
I dunno whats that. KFC.au.com or whatever says access denied.

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I helped out when I was a kid. All jam I eat is home made.
It's basically just cooking fruits for hours. Sometimes with additional sugar.
Lazy people use a mixer and adds pectin.
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 >>/731964/
zinger is basically a spicy coating and it has some kind of red relish on the top and spicy orange sauce on the bottom
very much "goyslop" for fat piggus
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 >>/731966/
Marmalade is a curiosity here, people don't really make it, only for Bri'ish influence. I'm not a great fan, but I don't mind eating em if I get some. I find them a bit too sweet and bitter.

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Hmm. Spicy coating sounds good. What's the meat?
> orange
The fruit or just the color?
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 >>/731983/
Chicken is the meat.
The orange sauce is orange in colour only. It's what is sometimes called "burger sauce". Probably mayo with chilli and food colouring.
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Reading a bit in Alan Moore's Providence, where the protagonist and his friends went out to an evening lecture by a writer. Do people still do that in 2023? I need something to do other than sit around every night watching youtube videos.

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