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 >>/732020/
> Do people still do that in 2023?
There are book launches where the writer gives a talk. There are night lectures occasionally.
You kinda have to be actively involved in something to know about the happenings though.

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Nigga I made the screenshot
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 >>/732020/
I went to a talk by John Birmingham at my local library about 5 years ago and I like some of his books.
It was quite good, he talked about his writing process and answered a bunch of questions.
Signed a book for me too.
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The protagonist's day to day life is so appaling that he becomes the embodiment of the creeping horror of cuthulu. His demise at the end of the second book is full on.
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I went to a lecture where some kook tried to claim that integer factorisation wasn't NP-hard. I said nothing at the time, but clearly he was wrong.
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I wish there was a service to exchange chocolates you don't eat with other people. Motherbat gave me a block of plain dark chocolate.
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I wish we had all the boys in the executive neet van and were pulling into that kfc with that 10/10 drive thru qt and impressing her by ordering one christmas in july feast each.
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Got everything needed for tacos except the motivation to make them. A bit annoyed there was only light sour cream available and there was a nasty young lady walking barefoot. Definitely less anxiety-ridden going late evening.
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3/4 of a vodka bottle smuggled into the lair. Half of it in a maccas coke and another in a water bottle. 
Time to make the woe  disappear temporarily
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Cat isn't looking after itself, cat looks homeless. Tried to brush cat and it bit me. Scratch on face has not healed but doesn't seem infected
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 >>/732099/
Yes its true. I can't stand it any more. Its the same as when I was 15 hiding in my bedroom away from my angry single mother 
Just the sound of the door opening makes me sigh in defeat knowing its 5 hours until I'm 'alone' again while they're sleeping
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 >>/732128/
I am obliged to look after cat. Cat had nowhere else to go and should be thankful. Instead cat throws up on the floor, scratches my face when I'm sleeping and howls at nothing.
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Been sitting with my left foot under my right knee for months now. My left assbone is starting to tingle when I'm in the car

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Just a quey 

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International Cruisey was balancing things well for us but he became less vocal about it and thus the gap had to be filled
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"I briefly worked at a home for disabled people, if they started masturbating in a public area the protocol was to put a blanket over them..."
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Woke up again today
With no missions and zero strength
I don't know how to play
And I don't want to anyway
Need to delete this game
And go back to another save
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On the bottle of wine under my bed

I'm just a lost boy
Another dog in the dog pound 
A lost cause dole bludger, watching on from the sidelines
Definitely gonna regret it tomorrow
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/pets/didnt-see-him-tap-on-melbourne-labrador-goes-on-wild-train-adventure-to-cbd/news-story/dbdd87a6eab365a2801cc530d566f87a
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 >>/732196/
I can't really remember the levels that well. Doom didn't really have that much replayability for me. Revisited it once or twice with some simpsons and star trek mods.
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Ball hurts less. Had a bath and a shave. was tidying up when the real estate lady comes around for a scheduled inspection. looks like I am good here for the forseeable future. Going to do some carpentry and have a think.
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C3%8Ele_Saint-Paul">https://en.m.wikivoyage.org/wikiC3%8Ele_Saint-Paul

The more they tell me not to go, the more I want to.
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They tried to farm cattle on Amsterdam Island, but gave up after 9 monhs and left 5 cows there, which bred in numbers to over 1000.
They were feral and grew back horns and their patterns was similar to aurochs.
They culled the lot of them about 15 years ago.
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We should write an ausneets version of the whale, about a neet who dies trying to eat 14 pidsers and a bucket of kfc
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 >>/732228/
I'm just upset because I'm going nowhere with my life and I know the time is slipping away. Going to just get gooned until the feeling goes away rather than trying to improve my life. It all comes down to time preference in the end.
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 >>/732219/
I never eat restaurant food. The amount of muds in catering basically guarantees that some brown person will touch your food. 
> Tuberculosis

> culturally poor hygiene standards

> most of them are basically slaves, do you want some slave to make your food?

I like jalapenos I have a big jar in my refrigerator and I had them in my lasgnae just now.  I put a bit of mayonaise on my beans and sauerkraut. Sometimes I put hot bbq sauce on my chippos but just a bit.
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 >>/732238/
>  The amount of muds in catering basically guarantees that some brown person will touch your food. 
You know they also work in the food factories where they do canning, bottling, or put frozen foods together?
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-advice/flights/british-airways-serves-kfc-after-alleged-catering-blunder/news-story/8e6262c9cd940aa3254f9fe983b311b7
> Passengers onboard a major airline were left outraged after they were randomly served KFC, instead of the airline’s actual meals.
There's no pleasing some people.
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 >>/732243/
all you can do is minimise the risk. wholefood made in aus is pretty safe from brown hands, i think. I never get food from china. but when it comes to directly seeing the chain of handling, If you can see a mud in the kitchen of the restaurant then why would you sit down to dine? 

I think people who eat takeaway and uber eats are retarded. even food choices from the supermarket are full of obvious shit you just dont eat. 
I had a 1488 mate who bought ching chong bacon and when I asked him why he just said it was cheap. He started cooking it and I am overcome with coughing just like it was CS gas. He eats that evil toxic swine flesh and he stinks for hours. Vile. its pretty rare to find someone who has situational awareness when it comes to what they eat. 

(You) neets drink, smoke, drug, gamble, wank, play video games. All the ways you can do to rot inside, you love it. eating shit is going to be the last thing you stop doing. I dont think i could bear to be in an enclosed space with you.
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 >>/732258/
It's so kind of you to enlighten us as to how we should be living.
Don't you think you would be happier posting somewhere that shares your views?
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In the last three days I've seen five women walking around braless. They have their nipples poking through and their breasts bouncing about. Very strange development.
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 >>/732335/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_order#Traditional_naming_of_children_according_to_their_birth_order
These boongs could count up to nine.
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Ok neets, tonight on womboflix we'll be watching Northern Exposure  an American Northern comedy-drama television series about the eccentric residents of a fictional small town in Alaska. I've never seen it myself, but it's been listed as one of the greatest tv series ever made, and if not, we can always watch some youtube.
7pm AEST
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I defeated the fungus in my body. I'm now allowed to eat sugar, after a month.
But is it worth to return to the dominion of the sweet drug?
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Watching a schitzo scream at an earthmover. 
There's nobody in the earth mover, the earthmover isn't turned on, the earthmover appears to be parked.
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Im just so frustrated NEETs. The construction over the road is so loud I cant study for my maths exam. I want to say something to the foreman but I'm too anxious from lack of sleep from the stress. I finally snapped today and I went out and yelled at the excavator, even tho nobody was there on the site. I probably look like a autistic retard and there was this weirdo who stopped his car to stare but I dont care. I feel a bit better now. Soon, with enough practice I'll be able to express my anger to the union wagie chuds when they are actually there.. 
t. fed up neet.
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 >>/732385/
But I really, really, really want a snickers.
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Mycosis. Yes, everything according to the doctor's advice. It took me three months to get it out of my system. Giving up sugar was the only thing that helped.
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 >>/732420/
It will be interesting to see if those trigger an audit for me. Last financial year I was only onsite 22 times, most if which was for 3 hours.
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 >>/732424/
Yeah, I got those 22 entries from the customer billing system, along with a list of sick days and annual leave days from emails/payslips. I just know how much it must pain the ATO to have to hand back $25.875 a week in WFH allowance.
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 >>/732439/
Yeah, I like to imagine swimming out to sea at dusk and eventually just slipping beneath the waves and being peacefully engulfed but realistically my monkey brain would kick in and it would be extremely painful.
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 >>/732477/
I don't think I will, thanks
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drinking does wonders for writing 
but it doesn't mix well with hand coordination 
it can help you come up with stuff and figure out how to play this or that, but playing anything half serious is a pain in the ass if you are drunk
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 >>/732496/
helps a little if you are drunk 
if you are sober it also helps, until you drink too much and you get shaky 
at that point you're nothing but a drone 
if you get lucky, you practice for 2 hours the same thing without even realizing, but more often than not you just jump from one thing to another while getting little to nothing done
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Catastrophic nosebleed. Blood all over my jumper, bin full of tissues, plugging it isn't working that well. Vodka thinned blood. The end is near.
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How bad was domestic violence for you, neets? I was punched and kicked, and on some occasions strangled.
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Goon makes me feel so much happier. This is fucked. I ought to feel this way always. Basically everyone would prefer it this way.
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 >>/732561/
No? I mean I could buy all the bits and scope/multimeter the relevant points, but I'm worried I'll just waste a couple of hours putting it together.
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 >>/732559/
Stack Exchange propeller heads just suggested placing the 317 before the 555 and setting it's voltage to 6v to compensate for the drop that will occur over the 555. Otherwise it "should" be OK.
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 >>/732515/
not familiar in the slightest with the subject (most people aren't either) 
but that's of no consequence, good writing transcends the subject  
keep going
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Drank too much last night. Fell asleep at about 10pm. Woke up at 2am, brushed my teeth and went back to bed. Up now. Feel sick in my stomach.
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 >>/732593/
Cheers noot. I've had some toast and some coffee. Not feeling much better. Still slow and forgetful. I don't think I'm still drunk though. Still feel sick in my stomach and I have a slight ache behind my eyes if that makes sense. I'm wondering if some power powerade, gatorade or something would help.
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Ball is still painful and making me walk like a cowboy without a horse. Swelling is down 80%, I might try to wear loose underpants today. Getting back into the calinsthetics but I still need to take my pants off to do the crow stands and squats. Havent been feeling rowdy since the hurt happened. Pie was not cooked on the bottom, pastry gave me rotten reflux overnight, into the bin.
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 >>/732618/
yeah im thinking to make my own next time. I can make hot water pastry and roll that out but its too tough for anything other than rough, manly leftover and cheeze pies.
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Should I get tested for diseases like tuberculosis and tapeworms that eating pajeet made pizza may have given me?
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You are more likely to get herpes from the pajeet who is fresh off the plane from the antibiotic resistant bacteria infested slums of calcutta, who lives is a cab dorm sharing one toilet with 13 other sickly muds, one of whom almost certainly has tuberculosis and possibly one who got some hitherto unknown fecal-oral transmissible hemorrhagic pathogen from raping an orangutang in that refugee camp in borneo. Hep A in this cohort is a given.
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 >>/732629/
Ibuprofen and paracetamol. 
You could have a natural anti-inflammatory but the pharmaceutical options work better. 
400mg of ibu, 500mg of paracetamol
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I duno what exactly is going on inside but I dont need to know all I need to do is not bash it more and not get depressed about not being able to go into the forest for a bit and my chocolate cache I do that by doing normal shit as much as possible.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12342661/Tim-Mathieson-Julia-Gillards-ex-boyfriend-Australias-inaugural-bloke-charged-sexual-assault.html
bet it was another faggot he assaulted
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Look mate, they only get a measly $500-per-quarter (minimum) from every household in the state. They can only afford to spend $10 per month on web hosting.
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 >>/732672/
The problem with these things is that you have to be prepared to sit in a phone queue with your existing provider to get them to match something and if they don't you have to then sit in a phone queue with the new mob. You also usually have to lock the new ones in for 12 months or something, so you cant change each month.
Multiply that by every subscription/card/loan you have and it becomes a massive headfuck.
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 >>/732673/
I might have to change providers because I was doing leg raises with no pants on because ball injury, with my bare bum towards the window and the blinds open. I heard the meter guy on my porch  and the meter box is next to the window. :/
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 >>/732673/
If you're saving hundreds or thousands. Divide that saving by the time it took. That's the hourly rate it would have cost you not to change if it's worth changing based on your financial circumstances.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/republican-senate-leader-mitch-mcconnell-sparks-health-concerns-after-freezing-midspeech/news-story/f933632f65829a45dee18dc73c769ce2
our politicians are all fuckwits, but at least we don't have nursing home patients running the government like the seppos do
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 >>/732683/
If you're doing it tough or you like that sort of challenge, it's a good idea. I can't be bothered and will usually just grumble about them until they fuck me over and then I'll switch.
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Just had a look at the google reviews for the 4 diferent MAXs in my area.
All of them are the same, 1 star real reviews and 4-5 star pajeet style review.
Not a single 2 or 3 star.
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I was a lump of clay but then Possum kneaded and molded me into something else with his strong, masculine hands.
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New inlet valve installed in toilet while I was at it I installed one of those flexi metal pipes on the toilet as well, figured it would make things easier for next time.
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 >>/732708/
the hose with the braided sheath? I have one of those but its made of some kind of space shuttle alloy. Looks like its made of gold. Got it on ebay. Pimp my dunny.
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"Once they start cutting up kids, w/o parentle permention, things will get crazy.  It's no longer about your kind heart, so bee careful,.,,,,,,"
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No, although it used to be a pretty common request/offering at the fish and chip shops around Lizbef on account of the poms who settled there.
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> Colonisation by British 'luckiest thing' to happen to Australia - John Howard
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-66309637
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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/sickening-melbourne-neonazi-powerlifting-event-causes-outrage/news-story/ec073e3cc2775a82747631eed7eb902e
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If I win the powerball I will buy a KFC store and let the NEETs eat there for free and ban everybody else.
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doing the same stupid shit I've been doing for years - procrastinating stuff because I'm afraid, and overeating because I have no energy and think a sugar buzz will help
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https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/man-in-custody-in-relation-to-missing-teenager-shyannelee-tatnell/news-story/70a248da4e2fa4fcaaab2e37e2ad2cc7
I think this is one of the ones we solved after declaring her dead the day they posted the news story about her being missing. Took the cops 3 months or somethink.
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A bloke I knows uncle who was a born again christian teetotaller ate half a very strong choof cake at his 21st birthday without knowing.
It kicked in when he was driving home and he pulled over on the freeway and called an ambulance because he thought he was having a stroke or something.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-12342913/AFL-Majak-Daw-judge-alcohol-driving-ban.html
no conviction recorded
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> had a history of mental health issues and was suffering a depressive episode that led him to be intoxicated prior to the second incident
That's a lot of words to say was drunk.
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 >>/732853/
Thats the plan yes
I have to drive down to the big smoke to pickup my choof sooner rather than later

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They never scheduled an interview despite me saying I was keen. Got another interview offer from a different mob anyway
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I wish we had IP assigned state flags like krautchan did. I am impressed when endchan manages to get the continent right.
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I'm gonna pinch the last bottle of wine ontop of the cellar but need to replace the 2 I had last night or it will be obvious 
Big covert operation required
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> The former Lindt cafe in Sydney CBD, which was once the scene of one of the nation’s most shocking terrorist attacks, has reopened as an up-market cellar concept store from liquor giant Dan Murphy’s.
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> Wholesale power prices have fallen by 59 per cent in the past year, despite retail prices increasing by up to 30 per cent for customers in eastern Australia.
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Ball is so-so today. High power alfa wave field from the rain on the tin roof made it impossible for me to wake up. Wallaby didnt touch his tin tray of pellets overnight.  Four bales of hay they wont touch but the grass is nibbled down to the moss. They are just as stupid as you neets but i'll keep making an effort to win them over. Hoppers get hay, Neets get acid.
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 >>/733003/
(You) love it
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But neets are obviously stupid. At least the wallaby is just following its natural instinct and it probably doesnt want to eat boring hay when the grass here must be like ambrosia. (You) neets literally know your bad habits are ruining your lives and yet you celebrate your bad lifestyle here and the other neets cheer, also yet I am the troll against this toxic culture not the neet who participates, grows and maintains it. 

I am chad wallaby bro you are retard moloch.

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