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When it actually gets released on bit torrent. We're going to screen the following movies the day they're released: Mission Impossible; The Sound of Freedom; and Oppenheimer. If any neets can alert me as soon as they see a good torrent for those, I'd appreciate it.
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Severely woed. Suicidal thoughts again. Not sure if I should get some goon or attempt to suffer through it.
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That's no good, I hope you pull through it soon, >tfw is not much fun.
Trying to find things to occupy myself tbh, it gets difficult especially when the weathers like this.
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> replying to the shit eater
With a client who just told me a story about how when he was a kid, him and his brother used to share baths. His brother did a shit in it and got scared that the parents would find out, so client convinced him to hide it, in his belly.
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In that case, I don't really have one. I cook with Frank's Red Hot sauce occasionally, but that's not the same as the asian style chilli sauces you are probably talking about.
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You seem like someone with no friends who annoys people just to get a response because nobody will talk to him otherwise.
And you have shit on your chin.
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> Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a mental health condition marked by intense, unstable emotions and a distorted self-image. The word “histrionic” means “dramatic or theatrical.”
> For people with histrionic personality disorder, their self-esteem depends on the approval of others and doesn’t come from a true feeling of self-worth. They have an overwhelming desire to be noticed and often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention.
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Still feel awful. Started crying over some really minor and silly. Going to just try to relax a bit and do some reading. I'll go to the gym later. Hopefully I will feel better after that.
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 >>/733113/
Hope you start feeling better soon, it sucks when emotions get the better of us like that. Have you drunk enough water and other basic stuff like that?
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Remember neets, womboflix is relying on YOU to alert us when torrents of mission impossible are available. And don't post little mermaid links and claim it's mission impossible, we'll notice. Probably.
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 >>/733123/
Yeah, cheers neet.
This just comes and goes. I haven't been lifting lately and I've found that to be very good at helping me with my emotions. I just need to get back into the swing of it and I'll be right.
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In Dune, Lady Jessica says: "In politics, the tripod is the most unstable of all structures."
Maybe we need to conscript one of the other neets into also being a lolcow. Imagine the tantrums then.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12344483/Indiana-boy-shooting-toddler-brother-parents-charged-Deonta-Johnson-Shatia-Welch.html
> Boy, 5, high on COCAINE fatally shoots his 16-month-old brother who was high on marijuana inside Indiana home: Parents are charged with neglect
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Fuck me, too sad to even edit my posts properly. I keep rewriting the same sentence again and again to better express the same thought but I don't make any progress on it and just make a mess of the whole fucking thing.
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> AND I FELT SADDEST OF ALL READING THE POSTS THAT WERE ONLY LONG COMPLAINTS ABOUT BAN EVASION, AS I KNEW THE BANNED NEET WAS ONLY TRYING TO SAVE US FROM HIS OWN SAD STORY
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> votes twice for jew culture moofie he has no interest in really

You're a marxist pushing jew degeneracy on retard cattle for your perverse amusement, cruisey.
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It really grinds my gears when I purchase something online and select express postage and the cunts don't put it in the mail that day or the next morning.
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Ok I've thought of something - museums. I just don't want any holocaust or celebrate diversity museums.
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...jewish museum, chinese museum, hellenic museum, italiano museum...is there a single fucking museum dedicated to celebrating the achievements of anglo-saxons?
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> The third raid on Townsville occurred in the early hours of 29 July when a single flying boat again attacked the city, dropping seven bombs into the sea and an eighth which fell on an agricultural research station at Oonoonba, damaging a coconut plantation
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The scottish are oddly split. They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen, but most the place seems to be filled with low iq drunks and druggies. Even in the 18th and 19th century people noted how impoverished it was compared to england.
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> They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen
They're just Anglos that happen to be in Scotland, just like any and all productive Irish are also just Anglos.
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There is no security guard on the Gawler central train right now. They really ought to have one. Some menacing cunt keeps pacing the length of it and threatening people. Bad home. 
There were wet wipes covered in shit at the Broadmeadows railway station. Fucking horrible area.
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Ran out of goon so I had some blue blocks I found in the train dunny. Feeling pretty good RN NGL. Looks like I'm the top dog on this ride tonight kek. Going to find some ladies to talk to or failing that, some wimp to roll for cigarette money and his bussy.
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 >>/733166/
when I was a kid all I wanted was to be a tractorist 
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happens now and then 
nothing makes any sense no matter how many times you re arrange the words of how many times you reformulate
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> In Greek mythology, Charon or Kharon is a psychopomp, the ferryman of Hades, the Greek underworld. He carries the souls of those who have been given funeral rites across the rivers Acheron and Styx, which separate the worlds of the living and the dead.
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> They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen, but most the place seems to be filled with low iq drunks and druggies.
with higher heights you get deeper depths; nothing new under the sun
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Didn't know the dominoes or cards were in the case. There's also two leather cups. $15 from the specials board. 
The dominoes have metal studs in the middle.
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There was a Hungarian on Krautchan who sometimes impersonated other Hungarians. It was fun, made everyone confused, and actually muddied the water, was harder to tell who is who.
So I'm not sure if I should point out this  >>/733348/ post was not done by me.
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When I was in year 11 a guy told a group of us he'd had a wet dream where he fucked a side of beef.
He seemed quite suprised that he got mocked for it, he was a strange but nice bloke.
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I would like to suggest American Gothic (95) for future tv night consideration.
It's about a small American town where the local sheriff has devil powers and runs everything through conning people into bad deals and betrayls.
It's a weird combination of really dark and wholesome, the evil characters are much more likeable and competent than the good characters.
It's also produced by Sam Raimi and a lot of the horror bits are similar to evil dead 2.
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Is BO gonna do anything about IGA? I've been mostly absent waiting for it to go away, makes the board almost unusable
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Having a really good lift. I feel so much better about everything. I shouldn't have gone this long without lifting.
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The atmosphere at crown melbourne was electric when monk got on the green tables. The seasoned chinks called him 伟大的年轻人.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/niger-troops-announce-coup-on-live-tv/news-story/301498ba5150d0b174380acdb034482a
I Am Niger
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sleep in. Wake up feeling terrible. Go wage for four hours in the arvo. Hopefully resist the standards call.
what about yourself, handsome neet?
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 >>/733382/
BO is not equipped to deal with trolls on this board and he never will be. The old BO had the chance to expel this pest but instead backed the wrong horse. Blame him
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Ball is not swollen and not painful with underpants. Purple color is fading around the edges. Might have to face the music and go in to teh wage soon. :/

coffee day, look out.
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After I helped that guy bypass the security system on a Corvette on Thursday mording, I spent yesterday afternoon making a little plug-in module to do the same thing. Showed it to him. Basically I'll make them for $20, sell them to him for $40, and he'll sell them to customers for $50.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/four-feared-dead-after-military-chopper-crashes-near-hamilton-island/news-story/2c91fbbc12adf323c57cb0be5d210616
lol that's two this year
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The idea of combining the two is disgusting in a multi-person household. Nobody wants to shower or do their makeup or whatever while somebody else is taking a banging shit a foot away from them.
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I noticed a lot of electronics teachers were really bad tempered, and wondered if they had neurological damage from a lifetime of inhaling lead smoke.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-29/filipina-bride-stereotype-for-women-from-philipines-in-australia/102656950

Hot
Wish I was Lang Hancock.
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> going to take a shit
> piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
> knock just to be sure
> Nah nobody there
> open door
> NEET on toilet holding his dick
> NEET cries out in alarm,  moans and shits himself at the same time
> I turn 360 degrees and walk out of there
Goddamn it neets
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> going to take a shit
> piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
> knock just to be sure
> Nah nobody there
> open door
> NEET on toilet holding a soldering iron
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> going to take a shit
> piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
> knock just to be sure
> Nah nobody there
> open door
> NEET on toilet shitting in a frying pan
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/urgent-recall-on-popular-brie-cheese-from-long-paddock/news-story/282fd98e3bff1413b0972e5ddd8fa141
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I used to think it was about the big dipper revolving around the north star, but due to procession, that's only how the sky looks like when its rotating through the year, for the past few thousand years. 
So the swastika is older than how long the north star has been central to where north is perceived to be, so it can't be a representation of that. 
Dunno what it is now.
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Because these individual stars are in motion across space, this formation of the stars,  as the big dipper looks today, is slowly moving. 
It's only done this for a few thousand years, and the image of the swastika is older.
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Tonight on womboflix we present Vice(2018), and American biographical political satire black comedy-drama film. The film follows Cheney on his path to becoming the most powerful vice president in American history. 7pm AEST.

Tomorrow night is Ferris Buller's Day Off (1987), with that kid from Wargames skipping class for the day.
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I kept farting during the concentric of my deadlifts last night which resulted in me huffing my farts in between reps.
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Afternoon poo fiends. 
Wagon starts today, feeling ok after last nights 15. 

Town is packed this weekend. Went to the vape shop and the girl complained about the previous customer trying to get a cheap price for chop chop. Referred to the customer as a 'terrorist' because she was some kind of pooskin. Love to see it.
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might have another rum
that reminds me, the bws seems to have fired all the girls and has just had the same two blokes on for the last couple of weeks near as I can tell
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Working at a bottle-o would be quite the experience for young folks 
Imagine seeing a NEET like me walk in at 9am wearing grotty trackies and thongs and buying goon in 50c pieces
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I also got a $7 discount on my alcohol today.
I got a $15 bottle of wine and two $8 cans of rum, which should have totaled $31. I think the guy scanned one of the cans 3 times and didn't do the wine, so it cost $24. Not sure if generous or idiot.
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Why would he want their protection, given they're 0 for 2 (or 2-0, depending on your point of view)? Also why didn't he wait until day 89 to make this tweet?
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McKinnley and Garfield. But there have been many, many attempts including on recent presidents, and the secret service hasn't lost anyone since RFK in 1968. They should get some credit for their successes.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots#George_W._Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots#Barack_Obama
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots#Donald_Trump
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But I dont feel like watching Vice. I want to watch a sci-fi moofie. Theres lots of star trek moofies, maybe we can check them out dunno just saying
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> are they bought ones?
just freezer section ones from woolies
put them in the mike for 30 seconds and then in the air fryer for 6 minutes or so
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The box said nuke for 30 seconds, and I have a 1200 watt microwave which is usually more powerful than the box had in mind. I didn't turn or rattle them in the air fryer.
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why do we have to vote? theres like four of us max and cruisey spite votes multiple times for his marxist fetish. We just need to watch what I pick, as the board moofies expert.
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The box says "plant based". What plant? Nuclear power plant?
If it was 100% coconut milk I'd guess it's not made of animals.

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July 29 bombing of strategically important coconut plantation in Australia.
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Vice seems to be mainly about how some fat guy from wyoming is responsible for everything that went wrong with america in the 2000s rather than the jews.
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Revival Cafe in Blakeview. 
Get the Biggies Breakfast $22.
Have a turmeric latte $5 and a salted date smoothy $9
Baristas Breakfast $13 sounds like the shit yourself special. Only go for that if you have the Chilli Scramble $18.
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Good article I wonder what took so long for them to do it. There were serious quality concerns about the cars last year around the world. I wonder if this campaign influenced it which is a really good ad
https://insideevs.com/news/677226/watch-oil-giant-exxonmobil-thinly-veiled-anti-ev-commercial/
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> https://twitter.com/DanielAndrewsMP/status/1684454013297885184
> 'This is the newly elected First People's Assembly of Victoria.'
The age of white man is over. The time of boong rulership is at hand.
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Less than two months ago it was still May, and there seemed lots of time left. Now it's nearly August and 2/3rds of the year is over. Woe. Woe. Woe.
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Ball is still swollen but mostly comfy. Got an early night after the moofie and had amazing dreams. Might have a go on the oscilloscope today.
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Went to a place called Badgers with Boners or something in Salisbury. Waiting on “Frank’s  Big Breakfast”, which is bacon, eggs, hash browns, homemade sausage patty, chorizo, tomardo, mushroom, toasts, and homemade relish.
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It might be. The hash brown and sausage patty certainly were. It was $23, which I feel is reasonable for what was provided.

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Not that I have seen. Staff all appear to be lesbians or former prisoners. Friendly though.
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I want to see the outfit for the CEO of UMM PTY LTD now
> Alleged underpaid workers fume over Care Group NSW co-founder’s $11.9k outfit, overseas trips
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My first thought is that is all knock-off gear. My second thought is that nobody with real money wears that sort of branding. My third thought is they probably never notice the male execs with a business suit and a wrist watch that is worth five or six figures.
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> a wrist watch that is worth five or six figures.
That reminded me of a video on TikTok where a guy who reviews watches was walking around and notices a woman with a watch. He told her nice watch with the brand name with the price shown on screen. Her and her male friend got very nervous. I wonder how many people lose their hands while wearing those really expensive ones.
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I don't know about people getting hands chopped off, but I know business people in London have been getting rolled for their watches, along with jewelers etc.
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Got a new coffee machine, this one is a drip one which uses a paper filter and will hopefully reduce my cholesterol levels
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Just realised I could have gotten a pour over coffee maker for $30 instead of wasting $80 for a drip machine. I'm such a mong with money.
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I saw a reddit tread recently where they were discussing if aboriginal and aborigine were racist or not.
Apparently aborigine is racist but they didn't mention boong at all so I guess it's ok to say now.
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'primitive' just means 'first' in latin. But apparently that's too offensive so instead we have to start calling them 'first nations' or something
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about a year ago i gave up and decided to just morph you all into one being, its easier for me that way

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