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When it actually gets released on bit torrent. We're going to screen the following movies the day they're released: Mission Impossible; The Sound of Freedom; and Oppenheimer. If any neets can alert me as soon as they see a good torrent for those, I'd appreciate it.




















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> replying to the shit eater
With a client who just told me a story about how when he was a kid, him and his brother used to share baths. His brother did a shit in it and got scared that the parents would find out, so client convinced him to hide it, in his belly.








































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> Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a mental health condition marked by intense, unstable emotions and a distorted self-image. The word “histrionic” means “dramatic or theatrical.”
> For people with histrionic personality disorder, their self-esteem depends on the approval of others and doesn’t come from a true feeling of self-worth. They have an overwhelming desire to be noticed and often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention.

















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Still feel awful. Started crying over some really minor and silly. Going to just try to relax a bit and do some reading. I'll go to the gym later. Hopefully I will feel better after that.












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Remember neets, womboflix is relying on YOU to alert us when torrents of mission impossible are available. And don't post little mermaid links and claim it's mission impossible, we'll notice. Probably.






































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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12344483/Indiana-boy-shooting-toddler-brother-parents-charged-Deonta-Johnson-Shatia-Welch.html
> Boy, 5, high on COCAINE fatally shoots his 16-month-old brother who was high on marijuana inside Indiana home: Parents are charged with neglect





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Fuck me, too sad to even edit my posts properly. I keep rewriting the same sentence again and again to better express the same thought but I don't make any progress on it and just make a mess of the whole fucking thing.


































































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> The third raid on Townsville occurred in the early hours of 29 July when a single flying boat again attacked the city, dropping seven bombs into the sea and an eighth which fell on an agricultural research station at Oonoonba, damaging a coconut plantation
















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The scottish are oddly split. They've had a lot of genius inventors and businessmen, but most the place seems to be filled with low iq drunks and druggies. Even in the 18th and 19th century people noted how impoverished it was compared to england.




























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There is no security guard on the Gawler central train right now. They really ought to have one. Some menacing cunt keeps pacing the length of it and threatening people. Bad home. 
There were wet wipes covered in shit at the Broadmeadows railway station. Fucking horrible area.


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Ran out of goon so I had some blue blocks I found in the train dunny. Feeling pretty good RN NGL. Looks like I'm the top dog on this ride tonight kek. Going to find some ladies to talk to or failing that, some wimp to roll for cigarette money and his bussy.
















































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> In Greek mythology, Charon or Kharon is a psychopomp, the ferryman of Hades, the Greek underworld. He carries the souls of those who have been given funeral rites across the rivers Acheron and Styx, which separate the worlds of the living and the dead.




























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There was a Hungarian on Krautchan who sometimes impersonated other Hungarians. It was fun, made everyone confused, and actually muddied the water, was harder to tell who is who.
So I'm not sure if I should point out this  >>/733348/ post was not done by me.















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When I was in year 11 a guy told a group of us he'd had a wet dream where he fucked a side of beef.
He seemed quite suprised that he got mocked for it, he was a strange but nice bloke.










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I would like to suggest American Gothic (95) for future tv night consideration.
It's about a small American town where the local sheriff has devil powers and runs everything through conning people into bad deals and betrayls.
It's a weird combination of really dark and wholesome, the evil characters are much more likeable and competent than the good characters.
It's also produced by Sam Raimi and a lot of the horror bits are similar to evil dead 2.

























































































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After I helped that guy bypass the security system on a Corvette on Thursday mording, I spent yesterday afternoon making a little plug-in module to do the same thing. Showed it to him. Basically I'll make them for $20, sell them to him for $40, and he'll sell them to customers for $50.




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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/four-feared-dead-after-military-chopper-crashes-near-hamilton-island/news-story/2c91fbbc12adf323c57cb0be5d210616
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> going to take a shit
> piblic toilet door ajar, not locked
> knock just to be sure
> Nah nobody there
> open door
> NEET on toilet holding his dick
> NEET cries out in alarm,  moans and shits himself at the same time
> I turn 360 degrees and walk out of there
Goddamn it neets

































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I used to think it was about the big dipper revolving around the north star, but due to procession, that's only how the sky looks like when its rotating through the year, for the past few thousand years. 
So the swastika is older than how long the north star has been central to where north is perceived to be, so it can't be a representation of that. 
Dunno what it is now.












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Tonight on womboflix we present Vice(2018), and American biographical political satire black comedy-drama film. The film follows Cheney on his path to becoming the most powerful vice president in American history. 7pm AEST.

Tomorrow night is Ferris Buller's Day Off (1987), with that kid from Wargames skipping class for the day.


















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Afternoon poo fiends. 
Wagon starts today, feeling ok after last nights 15. 

Town is packed this weekend. Went to the vape shop and the girl complained about the previous customer trying to get a cheap price for chop chop. Referred to the customer as a 'terrorist' because she was some kind of pooskin. Love to see it.











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I also got a $7 discount on my alcohol today.
I got a $15 bottle of wine and two $8 cans of rum, which should have totaled $31. I think the guy scanned one of the cans 3 times and didn't do the wine, so it cost $24. Not sure if generous or idiot.


























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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots#George_W._Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots#Barack_Obama
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots#Donald_Trump
































































































































































































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Revival Cafe in Blakeview. 
Get the Biggies Breakfast $22.
Have a turmeric latte $5 and a salted date smoothy $9
Baristas Breakfast $13 sounds like the shit yourself special. Only go for that if you have the Chilli Scramble $18.












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Good article I wonder what took so long for them to do it. There were serious quality concerns about the cars last year around the world. I wonder if this campaign influenced it which is a really good ad
https://insideevs.com/news/677226/watch-oil-giant-exxonmobil-thinly-veiled-anti-ev-commercial/






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> https://twitter.com/DanielAndrewsMP/status/1684454013297885184
> 'This is the newly elected First People's Assembly of Victoria.'
The age of white man is over. The time of boong rulership is at hand.























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Went to a place called Badgers with Boners or something in Salisbury. Waiting on “Frank’s  Big Breakfast”, which is bacon, eggs, hash browns, homemade sausage patty, chorizo, tomardo, mushroom, toasts, and homemade relish.















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I want to see the outfit for the CEO of UMM PTY LTD now
> Alleged underpaid workers fume over Care Group NSW co-founder’s $11.9k outfit, overseas trips
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/alleged-underpaid-workers-fume-over-care-group-nsw-cofounders-119k-outfit-overseas-trips/news-story/6e44eabd8da24dc2263404b2f95b1079

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My first thought is that is all knock-off gear. My second thought is that nobody with real money wears that sort of branding. My third thought is they probably never notice the male execs with a business suit and a wrist watch that is worth five or six figures.



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> a wrist watch that is worth five or six figures.
That reminded me of a video on TikTok where a guy who reviews watches was walking around and notices a woman with a watch. He told her nice watch with the brand name with the price shown on screen. Her and her male friend got very nervous. I wonder how many people lose their hands while wearing those really expensive ones.





















































































































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