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Going to get some wine and then do some tidying up. Might reward myself with some oscilloscope action if I get one room tidy.
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 >>/734113/
When people say nasty thngs others tend to be nasty to them.
We call this human interaction and most non lolcow people are capable of learning from this.
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Feels pretty good that my shit thread was picked over that other shit thread. I feel quite chuffed, you could say.
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Got some English muffins. had two with a slice of cheese and a fried egg on each. Pretty good really. Just had some butter on the muffins. Simple but satisfying.
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I got some chicken thighs, rather than the usual breasts, and but them with the grain.
Really noticeable difference. It is very tender. 
Saved half the mushrooms for spag bog mince tomorrow, or next day.
Got half a thing of cream now though. Might have jam and cream on bread.
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Yeah if Motherbat made anything involving cream and there was leftovers we'd have jam and cream on toast for breakfast the next day. Occasionally Fatherbot would make some scones.
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The cover is cropped to a portrait because Ferris has his pants downs and he's doing a piss and a shit but that would have ruined the PG rating so they could only keep his head in the photo.
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https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/74336/inc-creatine-500g
> $44.99
When did creatine get so expensive? Wtf? I remember it being about half that price.
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There were a few cases of white men marrying Islander women but not of boong women. Islander men generally desired white women but they wouldn't go for them, white women didn't really end up there anyway unless they were already married.
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Islanders (Torres Strait Islanders) and boongs (Australian Aborginals) are both native to Australia but they are separate races. Islanders are more intelligent and friendly but still more criminally inclined and violent then whites.
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I liked Vice better than Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Perhaps because I had not seen the first one before. But probably I can't empathize with the characters in FBDO, at all or anymore perhaps. It was cool back then, so "anymore" I guess. It doesn't offer much at all now.
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I wonder if Stephanie Bendixsen thinks about killing herself on Logies night now that she is no longer on TV
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12347269/Attractive-traits-Australian-men-dating-Jana-Hocking-dating.html
> I might sound pervy, writes JANA HOCKING,
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12338133/How-Brittany-Higgins-identifies-Aboriginal-Australian-mate-Emma-Webster-laughed-response-mob-text-message-exchange.html
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That breakfast this mording kept me pretty sated. Other than some salt and vinegar crisps and three of those little bread rolls things, I didn't eat anything else today.
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I wonder if Stephanie Bendixsen thinks about getting finger banged by weber in red square now that she is no longer in Adelaide
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I've never been to a nightclub and I'm too old now. I like the idea of going to a jazz bar with a gf but that is obviously not an option right at the moment.
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I went to the zoo today but they didn't have any animals and when I asked for a refund they told me to fuck off.
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I busted it out this morning but didn't play because I didn't want FRM to hear it. I might start going down the park and playing it there. I haven't played in many years, in large part because it reminds me too much of Kate. I gave it a quick fingering and I remembered more than I expected too. The best flautist I ever knew used to just carry his flute everywhere and would practice his fingerings whilst he was sitting on a train, waiting at a bus stop, talking to people etc. As autistic as I will look it would probably be a good habit to get into. And I already look autistic anyway.
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From what I remember, she didn't even play games prior to appearing on the show. Her parents didn't even let her have a computer in high school.
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I figured out what to do with the rest of the coconut milk. I've these sweet oat biscuits, can make decent porridge out of the two.
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looked up some vids about it 
I still have little to no idea about how it works 
how long does it take to get decent at playing flute for someone who never played any instrument before? (as in play pop lines without fucking up the rhythm/notes)
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https://nypost.com/2023/07/30/new-hampshire-nurse-alix-dorsainvil-her-child-abducted-from-haitian-christian-ministry/
> Stupid White Whore Marries Eeking (and Ooking) Baboon, Moves to Haiti to Run Charity Scam, Gets Kidnapped
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Americans love going overseas to help
https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2019/08/09/749005287/american-with-no-medical-training-ran-center-for-malnourished-ugandan-kids-105-d
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/daredevil-known-for-highrise-stunts-killed-after-falling-from-building/news-story/5b69cbff5cd10924da45c85a7455f44c
frenchman turned into crepe and coulis
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> Trio of beef tenderloin - served medium, gulf prawn, honey, soy and rosemary jus bordelaise, hollandaise, asparagus, and cherry tomato, rich cream, green peppercorns and demi-glace.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/mining/mining-companys-town-to-be-wiped-from-map-after-40-years/news-story/a5c79ce839f3211655eed9fc459aa12b
got a housing crisis, but lets demolish a town
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drank one can of beer instead of my usual 2 liters 
had nightmares all night, punched the bed, and started screaming 
6 hours of sleep instead of my usual 10-12 
fuck this shit, waking up hungover felt better 
morning
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Ok, this Wednesday on womboflix we'll be watching the British version of House Of Cards, a 1990 British political thriller television serial in four episodes, set after the end of Margaret Thatcher's tenure as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Released to critical and popular acclaim for its writing, direction, and performances, it is considered one of the greatest British television shows ever made. 

Then on the weekend we'll have Good Will Hunting(1997) and Zelig(1983)
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> one of the greatest British television shows ever made.
It also fits in nicely with Big Fella's question last night about which movie breaks the fourth wall the most.
I'll be at a club meeting that night, but I have seen it before.
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 >>/734411/
Good advice.

 >>/734417/
Sounds do-able.

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Send her a smiley face, bitches loves smiley faces.

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J U S T

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Smart.

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Which website?

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Smart.

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Lucky NEET.

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For $56 that's a lot of wank.

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Strange outcome in the story.

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kek

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Goon tax got you.

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Haven't seen it, looking forward to it.

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I look forward to the review.
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 >>/734500/
It would have been good to see the prior context and the conversation afterwards. Unmarked cops shouldn’t really be driving up alongside and shouting at people. That would be considered the beginning of road rage if you or I did it.
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 >>/734473/
truth to be told I only have it easy because I'm paid 3 times the minimum wage here (given that I can barely find any work, that means I'm living gig to gig)  
but most people live like that in the cities 
it's almost as if it doesn't matter what country/city you're in, the wages can only pay you rent and food 
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tasty
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I dunno. Panzer General 1-2 and Knights of Honor are pretty good. Rome Total War and Medieval too. I like Alpha Centauri, or some of the Civilization games. Played a lot with Starcraft. Probably TOAW would count as "strategy" as well.
I played Age of Empires but never liked it much. I dunno. The rts genre is not my fav.
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> Is it true you can get a bride for a Kilo of butter there?
no 
but if you have some 10k you can sure as fuck get a leach wife 
> How about guns and explosives from the ukraine?
don't know anything about that
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The waitress didn't want to engage with me at all because I'm a disgusting fat old creepy piece of shit.
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sounds too easy of a challenge 
I will drink daily for the next 3 years instead just to prove myself that living a month without alcohol is piss easy
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Frying up some beef mince. Should be done by midnight. My method for avoiding onion tears is to dice it up really fast.
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listening to bill bryson, very educational. I've just learnt that an 'irish beauty' refers to a woman with two black eyes
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What I can do on short notice besides Ladyhawke:
- Ace Ventury Pet Detective (this is the first movie)
- Hard Boiled
- Outrage (Autoreiji)
- Satans Little Helper
- Sympathy for the Devil
- The Gauntlet
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for the past days/weeks I had some throat, mouth, and lung pain
might be my usual summer pneumonia and cold, but I'm somewhat paranoid that I might have cancer 
might quit cigs for 3 days to see if anything improves 
doesn't sound doable since I don't remember quitting twice for longer than 24 hours, but I guess it is what it is
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Room temp but the soft drink is chilled. I used to refrigerate it but the new fridge has the shelves too close together and I don't want to remove them.
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think I might build some sort of home made diy radio controlled boat for next time I go down to the beach
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Are you Weber? 
How do you go about talking to a girl that has headphones on? A girl last night on the train was watching me in the reflection of the window which made me insecure at first but when I looked at her she turned and smiled. I was tempted to talk to her but I was even more scared to than usual due to the fact I couldn't leave (due to being on the train) if things went badly and I wasn't sure how to get her to take them off.
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All I could suggest is carry a small pair of wire cutters with you and just sneak up behind her and cut the cable. Then when she takes off the headphones to see what the problem is  lean over and ask her if she has a boyfriend, if she says no simply ask her if she wants one.
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I have not downloaded one for at least 10 years. Last time I used a torrent site. If you like them a lot I would find a private torrent site and try to get invited. Popular ones should be on public torrent sites.
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Got a haircut, went home and had a shower but south rd delays meant I didn't have time to waste a hunjy on henley beach rd. 
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
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Salaam alaikum sisters. 
Went on an hour drive to the next town today to get mummybot a birthday present. I got really nervous walking into the jewelers, 2 hot girls behind the counter. Not sure why I was so nervous, I already knew what I wanted to buy. Could feel my heartbeat increase and was talking like a shy weirdo. I think its inpart because I was dressed like a total derro. I need to start dressing like a normal member of society, especially with warmer weather approaching. Totally monged it and didn't realise I was low on fuel as I left the town, fuel light came on as I was half way home and google maps showed no servoes around. Thought for sure I would run it till empty and then have to wait for mummybot or ztepmum to bring a jerry. Managed a detour to a little town with one of those dingy liberty fuel places that have no online presence. 
Was feeling really good about my outing, felt like a Friday arvo driving home for some reason. Like this simple drive to a jewelery shop was some kind of accomplishment, or an immersion in normal life. 
Either way, I'm celebrating the good vibes with some covert smirnoff 

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I got one yesterday. The barber asked me if I was working today and I said nah, then he asked me if I had an RDO and I said nah, had to awkwardly lie about how I'm helping with a family situation or something. Then he said "you've been here a while aye? I remember cutting your hair when you got here". 
If that wasn't a stressful ordeal in and of itself, I was then using the bench next to his at the gym later that night and was too much of a mong to say hi. 

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I wouldn't know, I haven't asked a girl out since 2019 

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I didn't mind a couple days off the gen
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morning 
I already failed, might as well go full speed 
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5.5 usd a pack of reds 
as I said, I'm making my own, so I barely pay 50 usd per month for 1-2 packs a day 
the government is indifferent; doesn't encourage anything, but taxes as much as it can get away with
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Going to:
> hang the washing
> change my bed sheets
> clean my room
> clear out the fridge
Wish me luck neets.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12358905/shyanne-lee-tatnell-witness.html
> A rabbi has opened up about the moment it dawned on him that he was one of the last people to see allegedly murdered Tasmanian teenager Shyanne-Lee Tatnell alive. 
bet he killed her and framed the goyim
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I've been building a url shortener application in typescript but I've been too lazy to learn and implement a proper API response type. Feeling guilty about a recent application where I linked my github. They will surely see variableName: any on my quote unquote portfolio. It's such a basic project too, a simple table of full url, short url, and a 301 redirect response. 
Woe, woe unto thee. Need to start my new life as a bamboo chopper in a phillipino village where I belong and be done with all of this cultural pretending
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Okay fellas. I decided, I'll just go ahead with Ladyhawke, since it was requested here, and don't want to postpone it more.
On Saturday, the 5th, at 7pm AEST.
Not on Womboflix, but on Endcorner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
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The government told my Dad he could only raise his kids 2 days a fortnight for no reason 
I'm starting to think this country deserves to be replaced
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Two weeks
> Donald Trump has been indicted in special counsel's 2020 election interference probe
https://www.9news.com.au/national/donald-trump-says-he-is-expected-to-be-indicted-today/9cdf8bee-9f64-46af-8efd-e0a847a533cb
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Tonight on womboflix we will be screening the British series House Of Cards (The American one in the 2010s starring Kevin Spacey was a rip off of this).

The story is centered on the sudden and manipulative rise to power of the machiavellian Chief Whip of the Conservative Party, Francis Urquhart. Urquhart, on the party's right wing, is frustrated over his lack of promotion in the wake of Margaret Thatcher's resignation and the moderate government which succeeds it. He conceives a calculated and meticulous plan to bring down the new Prime Minister and replace him. 7pm AEST.

To help neets understand British politics, we will be playing an episode of Yes Minister 30 minutes before that, at 6:30 AEST.
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Thats why it looks so good, its out of place.
The old lady must be a sperg, every item is positioned correctly.
Every can has the label facing the customer.
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> throw chip to pigeon
> Nigger pigeon immediately steals it
> throw a second chip
> Nigger pigeon drops first chip and grabs second chip
> throw a third chip further away
> nigger pigeon abandons chips and starts trying to fuck first pigeon
> first pidgeon beats off nigger pidgeon
> nigger pidgeon walks up to me
> shits on the path
> flies away
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get on your eeb and get to gyg
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Possum was once cast to be the alien in Predator, but got replaced by a giant black guy after a few weeks due to creative differences with the director
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Asked a girl out. I felt light headed as I was walking towards her and had to sit down. I eventually made it over to her and had to lean against the wall because I was so nervous. She seemed very happy. I'm going somewhere with her after her class. 
She seemed very nervous and flattered. It was so much easier than I expect.
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that series of watchmen comics, the ones that alan moore didnt sanction, they started off interesting but by the end of the first comic I deleted the rest
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Was definitely over the limit on that little outing I just did. Kind of surprised that last nights 28 standards would last that long but not complaining. Got a bottle of smirnoff and some maccas. Did the old vodka into the coke and a water bottle on a quiet side street next to the cemetery. 
Didn't get a vape because school pickup traffic would have schized me out
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Monk's alcoholism is arguably worse now that he is deliberately seeking out clear scentless vodka and hiding it in other containers.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-02/universal-medicine-clinic-ndis-funds-730/102576660
> Clinic associated with cult that teaches that people with disability are experiencing 'karma' receives thousands in NDIS funds
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Got them old rip my face off feelings again. 
Life is a cunt. 
The more you try, the more you are depended upon, the more you disappoint yourself and others, the more you fail, the more you try.
Once you've started, it doesn't stop. 
Endless debt.
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There's a little lasagna inside all of us. Are you excited for what the next thread is going to be like?
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> The more you try, the more you are depended upon
That's your value in life. You're ultimately a tool, or a contributor, to your community. Thats your purpose. 
There's no difference between you and a rickshaw driver in some shithole suburb out in the sticks, equally struggling to provide for those around them. 
Change your position or stop complaining cunt
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Ok neets, we'll be playing Yes Minister in 10 minutes, followed by House Of Cards in 40. We won't actually be playing full episodes of Yes Minister because for some reason the episodes I downloaded don't seem to work. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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Rented a movie on Youtube. Apocalypto. One of my faves. 
This website is broken by the way, can barely load it.
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already had a binge of chocolate freckles and coke for afternoon tea, and that's not counting all the junk I had for lunch.

Not a single vegetable has been consumed today.
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> The vast majority of the characters are unapologetically white.
From a review of Oppenheimer. I'm looking forwards to it.
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She killed people diving from the stage now this
> Lizzo accused of sexual harassment and weight-shaming by former dancers
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/aug/01/lizzo-lawsuit-sexual-harassment-weight-shaming-former-dancers
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https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/never-return-melbourne-couples-horror-trip-to-queensland-town/news-story/ab9be287265df522fab4a04a2a11a253
> Two retiring police officers have vowed “never” to revisit a crime-ridden Queensland town after their trip there turned into a nightmare.
police get a taste of their own apathy to "youth" (black) crime

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