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 >>/735016/
> Unable to find a hire car to continue their trip, the couple is now waiting for a friend to make the 2500km drive from Melbourne to take them and their caravan home
That poor bastard friend, imagine if the coons stole that as well.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12367137/Sikh-woman-wins-appeal-against-Queensland-government-carry-knife-religious-purposes-school-grounds.html
 >>/735067/
Interesting outcome. 
> In December, the 14-year-old boy avoided jail after a judge ruled he was allowed to carry the blade for religious reasons. 
> District Court Judge Sophia Beckett said she did not consider the stabbing to be premeditated as the blade was already in the offender's possession.

It was an informative article overall.
Still got the Apocalypto tab open. 22 minutes in. Struggling to watch it. On the youtube travel vlogs instead
lol
> Senator Linda Reynolds is suing Brittany Higgins for defamation
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/senator-linda-reynolds-is-suing-brittany-higgins-for-defamation/news-story/69ebec16d784d1c5575a7b7f41fc5dc9

Triggered from comments due to this 
> Damning findings against Shane Drumgold in Lehrmann inquiry
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/damning-findings-against-shane-drumgold-in-lehrmann-inquiry-20230802-p5dt74.html
On the house of cards. 
The original the other day on womboflix was good. 
I did mention that it was skipping, and that's why I turned it off but my excuses are not good enough for boardneet.
 >>/735108/
got some premade enchiladas, a frozen parma meal, some sausages, aussie bacon, baked beans and hash browns...there's vegies in the tomato sauce on the parma right?
 >>/735096/
> as Nuro. 
Not anymore
> Human remains, cockpit found after fatal chopper crash
https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/human-remains-cockpit-found-after-fatal-chopper-crash-20230801-p5dsv5
Had an hour long big boss man phone call. 
First step to a big win. First one in a few months. 
Answered the phone with her name and skipped pleasantries and formalities. 
Avoided shittalking competition, in a way which just made me look better than that. Commented on pay rates and negotiable working hours. 
Did alright. Might not go anywhere but it's the third call regarding it today and I've basically sorted it.
 >>/735135/
How many calls have you made about the server? 
First was a manager saying client wants new provider, second was with client, third was with staff to fill shifts.
Also did he screen all three episodes of House of Cards last night? If he didn't you only saw a third of the storyline, and I'm not talking about To Play The King and The Final Cut.
 >>/735142/
He ended up yeeting the girl off the roof not knowing that she tape recorded their conversations and somebody picked it up. He ends up becoming PM and then getting killed by a sniper, organised by his wife.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/highly-annoying-jana-hocking-reveals-dating-mistakes-that-instantly-turn-women-off/news-story/eebf6b38d569f51029b3d9b5b3d64666
 >>/735153/
It's more to protect the client. 
I don't want a worker harassing them for more hours if they know there's more available. 
I also look like the bad cunt in the end if I don't establish that arrangement from the start.
 >>/735106/
Been at a park the last couple hours listening to an audiobook. Then went for a bit of a jog around a nearby sports field. Got skid marks on my knees after tripping over a roped-off area I couldn't see in the darkness. You?
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> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12367673/Dan-Murphys-staff-claim-feel-pressured-wear-Yes-t-shirts-support-Indigenous-Voice-Parliament.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12370149/Woman-blackface-terrorizes-Target-worker-demands-know-Pride-section-going-rant-nearby-Starbucks-complained-fired-post-office-job.html
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/land-tax-secret-document-reveals-demand-for-percentage-of-gdp-under-indigenous-treaty/news-story/5cd8b4e1925468c4596e1fdd6c2647b9
Second date lined up.
Any suggestions for what can be done in Adelaide? Preferably pretty cheap? Would a picnic by the River Torrens be weird?
 >>/735228/
The mini golf sounds perfect. Cheers noot.
 >>/735229/
I think that is over?
 >>/735230/
Yeah, I was thinking that.
I saw her sitting down (at uni) and I started walking towards her which somehow caused her to sperg out and knock her laptop to the ground. She is so adorably awkward, it is very endearing.
She seems to be dressing more nicely since when I saw her first on Wednesday. I figure this is a good sign.
art gallery is also cheap for the general section. if there is an exhibition on they usually bill that section separately so you don't have to do it
i think there's a freida (monobrow lady) exhibition on at the moment, but that will cost $25+ each probably
so save it for another time maybe
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/viral-roomtemperature-superconductor-claims-spark-excitement-and-scepticism/news-story/a329e82bc65e7445d617fd0baf5b4bca
more lying chinks
 >>/735295/
That's a good point.
The placement of the buttstock and the fact she isn't using the sling also suggests she isn't hitting much.
That poor M44 has also had its folding bayonet removed.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/police-say-wake-up-and-grow-up-as-2023-road-deaths-overpass-2022-total/news-story/4866554a7d8e525dc86e682ecf4bfeca
> South Australian police are calling on motorists to “wake up and grow up” as the road death toll for 2023 surpasses the 2022 with five months left in the year. 
SA BEST A
 >>/735311/
Only in some statistics
> Data shows Queensland Police shot more people last year than police in the rest of Australia combined
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-04/queensland-police-shootings-730/102686276
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Ok neets, we'll be watching a video by the magic jew in 5 minutes, something about ghosts and demons. Sounds scary. I need you guys to watch it with me so I don't get frightened. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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> In 1569 Ludwig Lavater would publish De Spectris (On Ghosts), a text that would go on to become the most popular textbook on ghosts for several generations, including William Shakespeare.
Get in here neets, the magic jew is revealing to us a forbidden secret book us about demonic ghosts. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
Starting to like this evening jog routine. Gives me something to look forward to, plus the non-alcoholic dopamine rush.
possum decoded the voynich manuscript once, but refused to share the secrets within with the rest of the world
I did meth recently. Felt amazing for like 12 hours then crashed real hard. I think I might have adhd because it made my concentration and thinking super clear. I’d do it again if I had money and there was no crash.
 >>/735378/
The rush doesn't come until you've cooled down a bit and sat down, imo. Doesn't last long but then again I'm only jogging for about 5 minutes total.
 >>/735382/
I was curious because I’ve read it’s very similar to adhd medication. I wanted to check to see if it made me feel normal, and it does.
 >>/735384/
I guess.
 >>/735387/
I’m not going to. The crash was horrible. I’m going to try get adhd medication though.
 >>/735390/
I don’t know how to get it. Someone just came over and offered me some so I tried it out.
 >>/735395/
I didn’t feel sleepy. I felt calm and focussed. I had it through a crack pipe or whatever those are called. I don’t know how much you’re supposed to have. I had like 12 full lung puffs of it.
*ding*
https://hectorsalamanca.com/

> Mark Margolis, Actor on ‘Breaking Bad’ and ‘Better Call Saul,’ Dies at 83
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/mark-margolis-dead-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-1235551107/
https://www.jaycar.com.au/flux-capacitor/p/OUTATIME?pos=3&queryId=f549b61c4bf3e1695dee5132f524ad2d&sort=relevance&searchText=flux
 >>/735435/
She wrote it, and a bunch of his better known songs.
When she was a kid, her and her two sisters were a singing/yodeling group. Sort of similar to the Audrey sisters.
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 >>/735457/
I'd say he packed my paper bag. He chucked picrel in loose instead of putting them in an antistat baggie and then put a bunch of heavy stuff in on top.
He also substituted an LM555NC for the NE555 I ordered without consultation. With an NE555, the output timing is dependent on temperature and supply voltage and the trigger pin has a higher priority. With an LM555NC, the output timing is relatively independent of temperature and supply voltage and the threshold pin has a higher priority. Now for what I'm doing that doesn't matter a shit, but he didn't ask or even mention the substitution.
I also had to check in the folds of the paper bag for one of the loose tantalum capacitors.
Harrumphing my tits off.
The girl ahead of me in the drivethrough at hungry jacks was in an ndis car
after a bit of fucking about and handing over a couple of coins they gave her some ice cream in the lid of a sundae container which I pressume she handed to the mong in the passenger seat
I thought it was nice.
 >>/735468/
As long as your food didn't get ruined. I once waited for someone to get their order re-made for the second time and then returned it. Everything was stone cold when I got home.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/her-mental-state-changed-so-drastically-star-student-killed-by-braineating-amoeba/news-story/2e9ce60804647aa4077b8a1b07afc90a
> an infection of naegleria fowleri, the now-notorious brain-eating amoeba that swims up people’s noses and colonises their brains.
 >>/735482/
I don't think so, seemed like she just lived alone and expected more people to be there. Didn't want to bother her so I just left awkwardly. 
 >>/735481/
I was trying to buy clean pants, kmart was further away
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/harry-potter-publishing-house-president-adrienne-vaughan-killed-in-horror-speedboat-crash/news-story/3e5cb03fab40a6ee028e5d658d976ce7
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/cctv-reveals-petrol-station-attack-on-john-burke/news-story/2ad5647827ccca5a57b28cb56f30e9d2
pedo leers at a girl and gets smacked for it, state has a cry about it
just remembered the other night when i was in the fish and chip shop some weird woman ordered battered fish "well done" with gravy
 >>/735461/
I used to get mine from Roger David.
I think the last pair were from tarocash and were okay. 
Anything that's an Oxford, leather and whatever colour you want. 
Or get some brown Chelsea boots with the stretchy ankle bits with nice jeans.
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Okay fellas, movie starts in 1 hour 10 mins. It'll be Ladyhawke.
On Endcorner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Till then some youtube perhaps odysee stuff.
Right now Shiey rolling, literally whizzin on a bike to the Adriatic in the Balkans.
I selected the videos till the film.
As I mentioned Shiey: Cycling Journey to the Adriatic Sea rolls now.
Then:
Geowizard - Maps I find fascinating (and hilariour)
Steve Wallis - 3 Days Storm Chasing
Living Ironically in Europe - Why Bosnia & Turkey Love Each Other?
 >>/735511/
The probability of receiving a wing and a breast or a thigh and a drummy is supposed to be 50/50 and yet they only give the breast to they favourites or somethink
Sometimes when I'm a bit boong'd I spit mints out so I can start a new one. 
It's like replacing a stick of bubble gum before the flavour is gone.
I bought skyrim. I haven't played it since not long after it came out. 
One of the few games that I finished more than once.
I remember arguing with someone about how games aren't good enough to have dragons flying around in the sky.
I played it first while living in the thick of Webby territory. Moved in with my dealer, his missus was a gamer. She got it the day it came out I think.
I played it and got killed by a sabertooth tiger. 🐯 Finished it with a nord, and an ork. 
Orks have berserk mode and you get two one handed axes and bash the triggers. 
This version is the 'special edition', winner of over 200 game of the year awards. It had a free upgrade to ps5 when I  installed it. Not sure if I can delete the ps4 version from the disc. 💿 There's also expansion packs included which I don't think she had. 
Keen. Although this is the first time in at least 2 months since I turned it on. It made lots of noises, like the fan was clicking on something, or the belt that drives it is slipping. 
I've only had it a bit over a year and don't use it often. 
It's installed.
 >>/735536/
> Moved in with my dealer, his missus was a gamer. She got it the day it came out I think.
A whimsical adventure.

> 🐯 💿
I liked the use of these.

> I've only had it a bit over a year and don't use it often. 
Your ISP should give you another one.
Half an hour till movie.
Now Steve chasing tornados.
Then Living Ironically in Europe. Not Steve, János.
"The owner of the lawn mower on Friday notified Wildwood police that Brian David Brodeur might be in possession of the lawn mower."
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=4227451694147265&set=a.1421306148095181
why the fuck are all the women willing to clean it boongs? 
woed
 >>/735643/
Your intestines are congested. Simply try putting two small teaspoons of epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) into an 8oz glass of water, stir it until it is fully dissolved. It will taste nasty but drink it down FAST. It will act as laxative. Epsom salt is dirt cheap btw, and you can buy the stuff in bulk. But NEVER overuse it, you would regret it badly.
 >>/735643/
 >>/735655/
In small doses epsom salt is a very good natural way to ease constipation and release your bowels. But only take it as directed, and start microdosing first (maybe down to one small teaspoon to test it). I myself have taken too much and can confirm it can become painful and nasty to overdo it. It's a very strong but cheap as dirt natural laxative you can pretty much buy anywhere. Even agricultural places will sell it in bulk. I have it for those types of emergencies when I have intestinal congestion and constipation.
 >>/735659/
I shot a possum caught in a racoon trap with my browning .22 the other day. Damn things were messing with my grill outside the night after I used it to cook. If there are two pests I hate out here it's raccoons and possum. Everyone weeds those cocksuckers out. They kill chickens and suck the blood from them. They destroy gardens, eat one bite of a tomato and let everything else rot on the ground. They break into sheds and garages. Etc.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html
 >>/735663/
> 'Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!' the man booms at the camera. 'Get your hand off my penis!
Iconic line.

There are some good stories today
> Barack Obama biographer David Garrow who revealed ex-president's 'gay fantasies' says ex-president is as insecure as DONALD TRUMP
>  >The Pulitzer-prize winning writer then pivoted to the letters he compiled from Alex McNear, a young woman who Obama wrote was the focus of a crushes for many students at Los Angeles' Occidental.
>  >'With Alex, I think she wanted to have her role known. So when Alex showed me the letters from Barack, she redacted one paragraph in one of them and just said, 'It's about homosexuality.''
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12375307/Obama-biographer-revealed-ex-presidents-gay-fantasies-brands-insecure-Trump-warns-lazy-ex-leader-make-TERRIBLE-Supreme-Court-justice.html
Trust the plan
> Prosecutors from Special Counsel Jack Smith’s office are seeking a protective order after Donald Trump posted an apparent threat on Truth Social on Friday. Citing the former president’s all-caps declaration, “IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I’M COMING AFTER YOU!”
https://www.thedailybeast.com/doj-seeks-protective-order-after-trumps-im-coming-after-you-post
My poo still won't come out. Gonna advertise on gumtree for a midget with small hands who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.
 >>/735688/
coincidental digits?
anyway, I have no idea if you are the guy who spams /pol/ shit and you became so desperate that you started copying the news neet or if you are the news neet
They're making a movie of one of Abercrombies books.
https://joeabercrombie.com/best-served-cold-on-film/
Looking foward to that scene where Zelig fights the giant laser cyborg on top of the Empire State building.
Projectionist neet here - my computer won't boot and I'm posting this from another IP and computer. I can't stream a movie tonight because I can't access anything, but if you guys want to watch it Zelig is on the womboflix server, and you'll need to get webby to get the url and shiban or someone to make a new cytube room and stream it from there. I can't make any more posts until I get my computer working again.
 >>/735773/
Link is here, both raw and shortened in case the board mangles the first one:

https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Zelig.1983.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AG].mp4
https://tinyurl.com/bdctvbw6
 >>/735776/
According to Wiki:
Zelig was photographed and narrated in the style of 1920s black-and-white newsreels, which are interwoven with archival footage from the era and re-enactments of real historical events. Color segments from the present day include interviews of real cultural figures, such as Saul Bellow and Susan Sontag, and fictional ones.
Put petrol in my motorbike yesterday $20.78 think it was about 10L, thats the first time I have filled up since 1-6, so about 1.25l a week, guess I have nowhere to go.
Pigs in a divvy van shone their spotlights on me while in the car. Then they moved a few metres away and stopped for a few minutes, I guess watching what I would (maybe) do. Like if I took off they'd have come after me for sure.
 >>/735887/
When I get lonely I take a shit and don't flush it.
Everytime I take a piss I can say hello to my poo friend but I need to flush him after three day when it turns into sludgy mush.
Can't even read a book
My head's too cooked
Not even if I tried
My brain's too fried
A slave to dopamine
A flesh machine
A short attention span
Blame Instagram

Prison
My laptop's a prison
My cell phone's a prison
My PC's a prison
Please let me out
 >>/735922/
Musk has a gigantic ego and wouldn't train properly. Zuck has probably been training for a couple of hours a day and also has jew lizard magic.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/kfc-drops-fiery-zinger-burger-but-its-hotter-than-2016-version/news-story/557311abfe1ea2703bd0a33a5dbcede4
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/victoria-homicide-police-probing-fatal-mushroom-poisoning/news-story/3f8675b9029cd931c5f50c9aa533e17c
mushie homicide now
 >>/735934/
> They were very Christian and very lovely people.
> Don had recently visited China to further his religious studies
because the chinks are known for their Christianity and religious tolerance
 >>/735934/
Not reading but I know its like the cia lies about razors in apples.
They dont want you to relyon, or even acknowledge that nature provides. To detatch you from the environment where the only safe and effective living measures are available in a sanitised and patented form delivered by amazon or uber.
 >>/735945/
Everything apart from boat building come from trade down the volga into kievan rus.
Jews taught them trade.
Probably taught them boat building too.
Even rome was just Jews too.
Ashkenaz was Europas son, founder of Rome from  Carthage, via Sicily.
Aeneas was a Trojan and was said to have founded Rome. I've read that his name, is similar to the phonecian way to write Ashkenaz, due to not having vowels. Phonecians were from Tyr and are all baal and moloch worshiping boat jews.
heckin dickhead from the council was looking over my fence
he's been sitting in his ute now for about 15 minutes
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/drink/formal-complaint-lodged-over-new-hard-solo-drink-appealing-to-minors/news-story/a23fe613e91989804c740638ade66b1c
Neets, I don't want to eat ham anymore because of all the salt and preservatives in it. Is canned meat any good? They put less preservatives in that right?
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/mental-health/adelaide-barber-applies-for-exemption-to-protect-maleonly-space/news-story/269e90ace5c8962b232b6ccdd5a3c2be
 >>/735926/
> The Fiery Zinger Burger are on available for a limited time – between August 8 and September 4 – at participating KFC restaurants and via the KFC app.

> But, fans can access the it a day early via the KFC app – and the secret menu item is only found via the app.
 >>/735980/
> Antyreligious asks the barber to clarify its position on transgender customers.

> “How do you feel about Trans men and non-binary people,” the user writes.

> “How do you classify the man in male only?
Dad came down to see me. That was nice. 
I went and got apple danishes, a small cake, high tea arnotts and blueberry muffins. He had a coffee.
 >>/736009/
She is having knee surgery on Thursday, so I will stay down there until at least the 16th.
Wednesday I have to take Sweetie to a boarding kennel for a few weeks (she jumps on and bumps Motherbat). Thursday I have to drive Motherbat to Flinders Medical Centre and back. The rest of the time will be just making sure she can get to the toilet and doing the cooking and whatever.
another week, another couple of ABC articles trying to push some faggot vegetarian agenda
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-07/is-red-meat-bad-for-you-processed-burger-steak/102698070
https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2023-08-07/csiro-says-red-meat-industry-short-of-2030-carbon-neutral-target/102696692

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