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On drugs again for no reason. 
Had a semi productive (I got something done) day without any headaches. 
> need to relax
I was playing video games. 
Worse than when I was an all day choofhead. 
Habitual. Feeling like I'm missing out if I don't be a boong. 
Fat, lazy, stupid boong'd mong.

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According to the rules newly made up 2 (two) threads ago the other thread is the correct one because it has an old.
And it is much less whiny.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/ethical-and-legal-crisis-experts-slam-elon-musks-power-of-life-or-death-in-ukraine-war/news-story/f0d85468701bc45662eae24bf1e531e2
get a load of this bullshit
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12379221/ABC-Insiders-AI-generated-Aboriginals-backdown.html
> The ABC was forced to issue a clarification after airing claims that the official 'No' campaign used 'AI-generated aboriginals' in their advertisements.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12378409/Treasure-hunter-says-FBI-dug-missing-500million-Civil-War-gold-middle-night-long-lost-burial-site.html
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Ok neets, Wednesday night on womboflix we'll be watching the British TV show Edge Of Darkness.  A mixture of crime drama and political thriller, it revolves around the efforts of widowed policeman Ronald Craven to unravel the truth behind the murder of his daughter Emma. I've never seen it, but it's been cited as one of the best British TV shows ever made, and was remade as an American TV series and a movie.
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if he's now drinking a bottle of vodka a night, disguised because he's scared of the 1.5 sheilas he lives with, he's in a worse place than he was before the move
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I watched at least 30 minutes, as well as watching the thoughtful videos Big Fella put on first, and it was a logic pulser not a laser pointer.
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Coles finally had Tyrrell's crips in stock. Half price until Wednesday. Fuck paying six(6) dollars for a bag of chips.
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I won't pay more than $1.45 for crisps.
Consequently I don't have them very often now.
The Reject Shop used to sell some NZ chips that were pretty good and cheap, but they seemed to have stopped that.
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That doesn’t suit me.
I’m the wrong type for sexual games;
I wasn’t cut out to admire myself in a mirror.
I am badly shaped and lack the looks to feel at ease swaggering in front of a pretty, flighty girl.
For me such activity has been curtailed.
I’ve been cheated out of good looks by nature;
deformed, not fully developed,
because of the premature birth that sent me into the world barely half formed, and even then, badly.
Nature has made me so ugly that dogs bark at me as I limp past them.
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 >>/736162/
and because I'll be at Motherbat's, I won't be eating junkfood or buying stupid shit, so I'll actually save most it apart from whatever bills come in
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Imagine your fatherbot coming into your room and describing it as 'disgusting as that thai massage place down the street'
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I don't know yet. It is notionally day surgery, but we won't find out if it's morning or afternoon until tomorrow. I hope I don't have to try and bundle her in and out of the car after dark.
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https://dailystormer.in/california-sikh-7-eleven-employees-might-be-charged-with-assault-for-beating-black-thief/
those nigger womping pajeets that the other neet posted a video of recently are in trouble :(
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I saw a self serve check out lady beat up a boong chick and throw her bag on the ground (several choc bars fell out).
I thought she'd get fired but she's still there.
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I guess it all depends on the context. Employees do have a right to defend themselves, and an employer has a responsibility to provide a safe working environment free from assault.
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No. She saw a boong lady walking through the self serve. Then grabbed her bag and said I need to check it. Boongette chucked a wobbly so check out chick yanked the bag out of her hands and threw it on the ground, then kicked it when she went down to pick it up. 
She said sorry to me, and I apologised to her for the boong. 
I was sure she'd get fired.
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there's something wrong with filtered coffee - it's not giving me the same level of stimulation that espresso does
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 >>/736198/
I noticed that when I used to use the dripulator. 
It gives more caffeine. 
I think it's because the store ones use more of a steam than water to perc the coffee. 
You still get the shit yourself special from all the caffeine, just without the flavour.
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Yeah, probably. Still thought the OC health way is that you need to let them leave the store and call the police. 
ProteinNEET used to work at davo otr and had to let theives take shit because (at least back then) the law was that they needed to be off the property because otherwise they could claim that they put it in their bag/pocket and just forgot to pay.
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yeah so you just follow them across the threshold and drop them
you do have a right to prevent a crime occurring, which includes restraining them
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I think as an individual but woollies and any big company would have you sign off that you wouldn't. 
Same as security, if they detain someone rather than call the cops, they can get fucked.
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Yes, you have to call the police immediately, but you can stop them leaving. It just needs to be made clear to dispatch that you are detaining them and that the police need to get there ASAP. Otherwise you're in that whole 'unlawful detention' area.
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Remember when Supercheap fucked up and sacked the guy who prevented a theft and after he went to Tracy on ACA Autobarn offered him a job on the spot.
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> SOMETHING WENT WRONG
Oops! Someone must have spilled gravy on some circuits and caused an error. Please try again later.

First AGL, now KFC.
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dunno if uber eats fucked up or the carvery fucked up, but I got a schnitzel and chips and gravy delivered for $11. The schnitzel itself is supposed to be $12.
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Getting a pho for misso.
No chilli, no corriander, no hoisin, no bean sprouts.
I think that means its not a pho.
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lol what a wild 39 days it was too
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I was going to take the Kenwood, along with my HP 5315A universal counter (Tiffin doesn't have one of those either), but I'm worried that long a car ride might be harmful to them.
So the only bulky thing I'm taking is my power supply that Fatherbot built.
I'll just use an LED and some resistor substitutions to confirm things are oscillating if need be.
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A pleasant 20 stando hangover. Minimal anxiety and no physical symptoms. Just a little light headed or dreamy, would be the perfect day to go have a swing on the hammock and fall in and out of sleep in the sun.
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I've been considering buying a watch when my cenno lands on the weekend and I'll be back up to ~$1200
Silly I know but the idea has already taken hold
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Covert water bottle operation was a success. Finally relaxing in the lair. Tomorrows the big day

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I want something obnoxiously extravagant and pretentious. Something that showcases my self-esteem issues and obsession with status and materialism. 
Something like this: https://www.michaelhill.com.au/p/seiko-mens-le-grand-sport-mens-alarm-chronograph-ssc314p-9-watch-18386202.html
Only 3 weeks worth of cenno bennies, thanks wagies
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https://www.smales.com.au/products/grand-seiko-silver-dial-stainless-steel-sports-watch
actual grand sport seiko pricing
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kogan are 300 cheaper https://www.kogan.com/au/buy/bvj-seiko-le-grand-sport-solar-mens-chrono-watch-ssc314p-9-stainless-steel-alarmchronograph-ssc314p-9-2711931/
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silly bitch needed a jiggler and a keypress thingo
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Not that I know of. Maybe its a vinegar allergy. I also get super itchy when I change temperature suddenly, recently at the gym it feels like I've got a rash as soon as I break a sweat.
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Wish I was a fish on the end of Weber's line, wriggling around before he bangs my head on the jetty rail and then guts me and fries me and eats me
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I had a can of mondster for breakfast, some 14 hours ago.
For dinner I had a frozen pidser slice thing and some diced peaches in syrup for dessert.
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 >>/736417/
Who cares what women think? Women perceive status based on the opinion of other women, and by extension, the opinion of other men. Women are just adult children that follow fashion and public sentiment. Pay no attention to them.
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Could be a decadent buttered pasta with heaps of garlic and fresh parsely. Could be a microwaved froxen pie. Could be a cup of instant noodles. Could also be eating tuna straight from the can at midnight.
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Thanks NEET 
Just did a sneaky trip to the car to pour a little more vodka. Thankfully the dog didn't go mental this time. Handled the fly screen door sound and minimal car door slam well. 
This is twenty nine
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What I am getting from tonights posts is that iga and tiffo both REALLY want to have sex with Monk.
Probably at the same time.
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the best bit of today was when we went to the chemist and she'd forgotten her prescriptions
oscillating with rage
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Mowed lawn, trimmed shrubs and trees, washed sheets, did shopping, got cloning supplies and swept the floors.
Might reward myself with an early choof after lunch.
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I'm a chickenhawk huntin' for a chicken
Get paranoid when you hear my Glock clickin'
Speakin' to the punk that's tweakin'
With the bitch-ass styles I hit you like Deacon Jones
House call for Dr. Bones
I'll roll ya up and smoke you like cones
Split the seed and grow you like clones
Don't start me up 'cause I'm not the Rolling Stones
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Was thinking a pub parma, but at $22 plus a beer, a poke or two and inevitably more beer would total around $50. That's a massive chunk of neetbux, almost a quarter of what I'm left with after rents.
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I remember when NK and Monk got in that knife fight and stole the old BO's heroin so Possum had to step in and beat everybody up and then made a new board.
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Started watching The Expanse again and I'd forgotten how much I hate that poojeeta politician cunt.
I've started just skipping her scenes.
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Not sure if Edge of Darkness is gonna be ready for 7pm AEST tonight neets, it's taking a very long time to convert to the mp4 format that cytube needs.
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just in case they think I'm Tiffin:
https://www.electronicdesign.com/technologies/embedded/article/21237625/electronic-design-a-555-timer-pwm-circuit-to-control-ancient-evil
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I thought the first episode of Edge Of Darkness was pretty dull. Best thing was Clapton's guitar sountrack. I could imagine him ranting about keeping britain white.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12388207/I-banned-boarding-flight-turned-bikini-ver-annoying-people-saying-Im-wrong.html
Possible mother located
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Maybe murder mystery neet would've liked it. To me it looked like another british murder mystery with some anti-nuclear/pro-environmentalism thrown in.
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Almost did with the KFC
> promo conditions not met, you must sign in to complete checkout
> try to log in but contact details out of date
> we have sent a code to your email
> code expires in 3 minutes
> never receive code...
Pixxa was almost out and I was about to rage-smash the phone.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/technology/wfh-company-wework-may-not-survive-97-share-price-crash/news-story/0c8c68b57b6f7c34b818b4096ac01806
their stock price hit rock bottom after investors learned about monk's departure
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Morning surgery would have been preferable. I'll be driving her back. It sounds like she has to be able to bear weight on it before they'll let her leave. They'll probably give me a wheel chair to push her out to the car. Getting her into the car will be fun.
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Possum made us worship kali, sacrifice people to lava and mine for the sacred shankara stones he said were buried beneath the neet compound once.
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Looking at things to do down south. 
If she gets into theatre by 1 you can still get the lunch specials at a few pubs near there. The original choker is just around the corner too.
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https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/queensland-police-identify-body-of-woman-found-preserved-in-wall-in-brisbane-home-as-tanya-lee-glover/news-story/ee01632d8391185ed9a9ccba6c98538c
> The body of a woman who was mysteriously found tightly wrapped and buried in a besser block wall in Brisbane has been identified.
I'm declaring this a suicide.
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I bet after you sit there for two hours, realising that you could be home in trackies an hour ago, you'll not think it's that far.
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Got hybrid phising/chugging email today on the wage outlook inbox. It wanted me to click a link and give them money for blind niggers. Was about to click the link for funz but i realized I should only do that on machines at teh wage.
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Car park was completely full and we had to wait at the boom gate for a car to leave before we could enter. And he wants me to do this multiple times today.
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kek there’s a jehova’s witness waiting for surgery who just told the people with them that she left it off the paperwork so she can get a blood transfusion if needed and telling them they have to agree to her wishes
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Yeah, we were hanging around a fair bit. I thought things were going well but she suddenly changed her tune for some reason.
Quite a shame because she was very smart. Time to find another gf I guess.
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I'm pretty upset about losing my nowank streak though. I don't need as much sleep and feel much more alert after a week or so like that.
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They then all started on about the diseases in blood and that you still can’t trust it even if things are easier to test now than 3000 years ago. Then pivoted to people not blooding slaughtered meat properly. Fucken weirdos.
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Younguns these days don’t know about the pre-mobile days and how many houses only had one landline phone in a common area of the house.
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Is this bad WA NOOTs?
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The nurse and orderly girls look nicer in their scrubs than they do in their going home clothes. Lots of shitty hoodies and jeans and leggings.
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In spite of finding it rather dull yesterday, I think I might give Edge Of Darkness another go tonight and watch the second episode. I've got nothing else on. You neets are welcome to join me.
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This is still too slow moving, nearly at the end of the second episode and not much has happened besides his daughter being murdered.
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somehow I fucked up today neets - had a list of things planned, did almost none of them. There's always tomorrow
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15 cones and a quarter of a bottle of 101 proof turkey. 
I thought it was the same price as regular 1 litre turkey, but it was only 700ml.
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Someone came into my yard with a flashlight.
Without thinking, grabbed an axe and ran outside ass naked and chased the fleeing trespasser half way down the road yelling obscenities.

Strange behaviour, normally I'm a comfy neet
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Home.
Neighbour thought somebody was breaking into the house and was shouting out. I thought somebody was breaking into their house and went out with a filleting knife.
A good time was had by all.
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It did, but they took a sample for testing and the surgeon said he’d never seen what he thinks is crumbling bone before. Said he’d know by the follow up appointment in two weeks.
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We appreciate you ans sorry we didn't come back with movie nights I still say. It's a Christmas movie. <3
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Given that he started running as soon as he heard me I've no doubt it was an actual burglar. 
Probably could have caught him because his cardio was shit, but given the way he was running it didn't seem necessary
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More relevent was my lack of clothing, had I been sleeping in pygamas I would probably have chased him further. 

I was in a strange mood last night
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at the neet compound all the neets will sleep nude, in the same bed, pressed together for warmth and comfort no homo
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bloody alpacas
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Did some bossman mogging. Client has been asking for same services from myself and a different provider. Told the pooji princess that she'll need to go sort that out because I'm sending them in on Monday. She sent me a professional text, I sent back a thumbs up.
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I text her last night and she responded then, around 8 and is calling me first thing in the morning. 
I don't miss working for big providers where you're expected to respond at all hours.
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She is still posting lies in the comments too. The other day she replied to somebody about not getting the bond back on her apartment because of the cat.
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Got her prescription filled and did some grocery shopping.
Having a pepper pie and a stdout now.
Making spaghetts and meatballs for dindins.
Sisterbot had a seizure yesterday apparently.
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the wall remains undefeated
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Hospitals are like airports, you can make them good. 
I bring a picnic blanket, a Thermos, a poncho, an origami kit.

I give the nurses origami things, kids usually take the blanket, someone in the waiting room always needs a tea and pocky.
NEET holds the human and animal souls in one embrace
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Saw three karens bully a wagie. The wagie became upset and left his wage cage. When he came back I offered him pocky and he was confused and angry. The best laid plans of pocky and neet gaes oft awry
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Were you there too?
They were for looking for Japs.
Did you look at their book selection there?
I bought a book called 'I flew for the furher'.
Bloke flew for Germany for the whole war, then deferred once it was over.
The last page (from a quick squiz) is about how Germany was all that was left to save Europe from the Russians.
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Yeah, it's terrible the government keeps giving me money for doing fuck all.
It's sheer hell, I wish I could live in romania and suck off gypsies for smal change.
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A true white man plans his binges in advance and stocks up some vodka or something for the dark hours between awaking and the 9am opening at Dan's. Those laws really only affect boongs and irishmen.
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I need to attach the banana plug sockets to the new prototyping breadboard I brought down with me. I knew she had screwdrivers and a hammer and stuff, so I didn't bring down any of those sort of tools down. I do have a tool roll in the car boot (for breakdowns etc) which has a shifter in it, but I'm not walking outside.
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Today makes 4 weeks that I have not choofed until after dinner.
Been feeling unusually clear headed and getting lots of things done.
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Can I get the cenno mobility allowance if I claim I hate public transport? That I'm a germophobe or have anxiety about it or something?
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This was years ago but a crazy bitch I knew claimed she got an extra 20 a fortnight taxi allowance because she told them she has panic attacks and shits herself on public transport.
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Man is booking room at a hotel and says to the clerk, "I'd like the porn channel disabled"
Clerk looks at man and says "You're a sick cunt mate"

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