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Howdy. I've done three shits today, had two coffees and a big feed. Also watched almost a series of Kath and Kim. Doing farts and burps.
Ok neets, the votes are in and the candidates selected, with only a moderate amount of vote tampering this time. Here's what womboflix will be playing for the next two weeks:

Wed 16th - American Gothic

Sat 19th - There Will Be Blood
Sun 20th - Syndoche

Wed 23rd - The IT crowd

Sat 26th - Apt Pupil
Sun 27th - Full Metal Jacket
He is a fag for thinking every ocean photo is Nurgo
He is a fag for constantly sperging out and still posting here . Stupid assclown can’t be fucking comfy ever.
Accepting is on a temporary basis, or existence on a temporary basis.?

They just making music pröööting into em.

I was thinking yesterday I might stream Argo sometimes not on those occasions. It's a relatively recent (2004 or something) Hungarian action comedy. Great fun for not the whole family, lots of violence and cursing.
I went to dinner at a Hungarian fella from works house once.
I was expecting a bbq but it was a 3 course sit down meal, some dumpling things then a really nice stew and a very strong flavoured cake after.
They also got me a bottle of the whisky I drink, extremely good hospitality.
I'm not sure, I used to chat to him and most people there didn't.
His english wasn't good and you had to give him 5 seconds or so to translate.
watching british tv from 1980, the narrator has a proper british RP accent, unlike the modern degenerates who all sound like cockneys or some backwoods village in yorkshire
Once upon a time, BBC radio presenters, TV news readers, narrators, and hosts had to speak with 'proper' English diction/enunciation. Regional dialects were strictly limited to acted character parts.
She new, she new!

Good use of the emoji.

He'll be back on the Javascript soon.

> tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

Did you find it?

You need your local partners services to help you.

You'll burst something in your eye.

Cheese (diary, cheese) sauce with cauliflower.


> give it to me straight;

> well god damn this really is the end.

I thought of this image  >>/738047/




I shouldn't but I chortled.

> Do other countries even exist?
Good question.

Down for Love on one Wednesday.


Very busy day.



> They just making music pröööting into em. 

> A cowboy ghost has been haunting my house! 
> I want you to take off your blouse, stand at the window, stand there, for hours, each night. Lure him in. Trapping rogue spirits is dangerous work, especially topless, take lots of photographs. 
> Alright, who’s got a theory for me? Next! 

He's a solid international partner.

That part made me chortle.

NEET spirit.

The show must go on!

Sounds do-able.

> You sure you didn't drink em all? 
Well bantered.

Got choofed last night and spent hours looking at the value chain of Indonesian nutmeg exports. 
50% of the market (20,000T) is exported and the vast majority of the supply comes from small-time holder farmer local collectors, no industrialised farming. 
The exporting companies seem largely like smaller operations, I found some of their US customs records and a lot are making relatively small shipments of 5T or less. Looking at their listed addresses from the customs forms shows standard small suburban industrial yards with a few dodgy trucks that would move the dried product from villages. I'm not sure if these exporters would be the 'local collector' element of the supply chain or if that exists as a middle man between the exporter and the actual producer. 
There has to be a way to exploit the lack of farms somehow. With current methods they just let the nutmeg seed and mace dry by laying them out on the ground, surely I could pay a premium for them and setup a more industrial processing plant with gas heating and internationally compliant quality assurance (EU safety regulation is the largest non-tariff barrier) to try and find the upper hand. It seems like due to the traditional nature of the industry it would be a lot easier to break into compared to say, palm oil. 
Coles brand nutmeg is packed in India, the second largest exporter, but Woolies brand nutmeg is packed in Aus from imported ingredients. 
Wondering if the importers face issues doing business with foreign companies and would benefit from having a direct Aussie contact as their supplier. 
Need that cruisey money to get started
I did all 20 job applications to meet my points requirements in one go, don't even feel a sense of relief. Woe, just wanna choof
Don't you hate it when you take a shit and it bounces off the water and back up into your bumhole?
Sitting in my car near a public shitter, sweating.
The sharp stab is up near my ribcage, theres no point going in yet.
Just heard a guy on one of those lawnmower eebs yell (to I dont know) that he was going to the toilet.
Probably going meff in there.
> basically i love getting stoned and sucking on cock
postie should be bringing a bunch of bills and a bottle of whisky and a logic pulser today, if they didn't bollocks up my mail hold
Getting the roast pork. The free snack no longer includes the tendie.
30 down so far.
Feed only cost $7 because I have points.
> in parallel they'd only total 666 ohms
Reckon it would be less than that

You're on a hot streak now - you need to bet big before the streak passes. It's the only way to really win long term, otherwise the house will take everything in the end.
watching tv from the 70s and 80s...I can't bring myself to live in the current age of degeneracy anymore
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be screening American Gothic, a 90s horror tv series. I haven't seen it myself but it sometimes gets compared to Twin Peaks. 7pm AEST.
When I have my front blinds open everyone that walks past looks in.
And then they look away when they see me looking back at them.
Nosy cunts.
CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 
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The first episode of American Gothic will be on in 1 hour on womboflix: 

The story takes place in the fictional town of Trinity, South Carolina, and revolves around Caleb Temple and the town's corrupt sheriff, Lucas Buck. Though appearing affable and charismatic, Sheriff Buck is a murderous rapist whose power base is backed by apparent supernatural powers, which he generally uses to manipulate people to "fulfill their potential" and make life-changing choices (usually for evil). 

Deeply considering it even though I told myself I wouldn't drink until the end of the year. 
Mummybot is down at the golf club watching the soccer. It would help me sleep, and I have nothing planned tomorrow.
Need to get one of them high paying cybersecurity jobs, do it remotely, and move out into some small town without too many boongs.
My bed linen has been stripped but I'm too lazy to make it 
might just put the sheet on and do the rest tomorrow
Is there some place you can buy kransky sausages that have been made of australian pork?
stuck to my diet for once today neets - now if I can just keep doing that, day after day, week after week, I might lose some more weight
The job interview that I cancelled so that I could get gooned has e-mailed me. Their tech talent advocate is apologising, saying she had to take some "urgent time off work". They want to reschedule. The interview I cancelled. 
I don't know if they are desperate, or if this is representative of the wild shit women in "recruiting" do to boost their fake productivity numbers.