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They are called negers and feketes. Means the same but these years the first one often gets equated with nigger which is bs, but whatever. And ofc African is also in use. And there are some less known words, but those are more ethnic specific.
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Weber probably has enough bluegrass and seppo corvette connections to at least get you into the right town at the right time, if not an introduction.
Decided not too goon tonight. Got the bottleo carpark but just had no desire. Not worth the hangover. Still having withdrawal shakes and its 9:30
 >>/745116/
https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerkaustralia/comments/loro6m/oh_no_mister_prime_minister_get_down/
https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerkaustralia/comments/mcr2eq/free_to_a_good_home/
I laughed.
 >>/745116/
https://old.reddit.com/r/circlejerkaustralia/comments/15k74h3/possibly_the_most_reddit_post_ever_camping_is_for/
https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/15jb3z8/whats_the_appeal_of_campingcaravanning/
destroyed my arsehole taking that shid
I dont know how those porn whores take 3 dongers and a fist in they bumhole
 >>/745158/
It's not as bad as it was yesterday, but she still has noticeable swelling in her ankles.
I'm sticking around until she has had the injection in her knee tomorrow morning, as I don't think the taxi drivers will help her into and out of the hospital
https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/drunk-man-allegedly-caught-driving-stolen-scissor-lift-down-adelaides-cbd/news-story/911e9b9f84071f84706d86c9fc8c3813
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/anthem-prior-to-brisbane-lionsport-adelaide-match-doesnt-go-to-plan/news-story/841937b044158fb822d15f8bea17c858
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/man-69-killed-while-trying-to-remove-coiled-snake-from-another-mans-leg-in-north-queensland/news-story/bed8a7bb2d8e5daafd94ac0e8b801ed3
FlootNOOT will be unavailable for several days. 
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-10/adelaide-man-charged-after-riding-scissor-lift-down-hindley/102837182
 >>/745169/
She is not and she would hate that.
The one time she tried to use a service to get driven to Flinders Medical Centre they sent somebody to her house to interview her and the woman was snooping around the place and making notes.
 >>/745174/
It's set up so you can employ your neighbour, or Bob down the road. 
The companies make you think you need to get everything through them but you don't. 
I just helped get a chair and a bed from wohlers through a package.
Motherbat refuses to get aged care help she needs into her home. Weber refuses to go to the doctor for his life-threatening medical conditions.
They need to learn how to humble themselves and accept help.
It's also fucked that she pays highest fully-optioned private health thing each year, which is now about $8000 per year, and still has to wait weeks or months for appointments and procedures.
yet some closeted homosexual afl player can twist an ankle on a saturday or sunday and be having surgery on the monday
 >>/745174/
> sent somebody to her house to interview her
Be very careful of the guardianship people. Worst mob.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-20/former-public-trustees-clients-speak-out-on-state-control/102488532
 >>/745192/
Many old people fear signing a power of attourney because the attorney is the one who triggers that. If the old person thinks they're fine the attorney can sort of challenge them for custody of themselves. 
When the atourney is also a beneficiary of the old persons will this creates a very bad situation. 

But then if old people don't sign a power of attorney, the problem is that when they actually need one its too late. If you were in a car accident and in a comma you couldn't sign it, and if you had dementia the signing would likely be challenged.

That's why everyone hates the state trustee, their job is to seize estates and sue unfit carers. It's such a godawful job that cenno tier people take it. 

Often old people would be better giving power of attorney to a lawyer, so relatives can do what they normally would without the legal power to do anything retarded.
 >>/745195/
There wont be any issues in our family if and when the time comes. Sisterbot and I both know what the will says and what she wants done with a few specific items. Sisterbot is too busy wrangling 4 kids to get involved in Motherbat's care or paying her bills.
 >>/745195/
When the boomer's dementia catches up with them and their brain is distressed because nothing is making sense, there is a kind of a defualt to the easiest to understand explaination for the confusion. That often takes the form of paranoia. I.e. my power of attourney is trying to steal my money and take my property because I dont understand why my pants are full of shit again.
 >>/745199/
> trying to steal my money and take my property because I dont understand why my pants are full of shit again
to be fair, I have these thoughts at least once a week too
Possum tried to take my money and property and wouldn't explain why my pants were full of shit again once
 >>/745197/
I'm telling you neet, shit just doesn't work like that. Make sure a lawyer gets the will and power of attorney even if nobody else knows what either say. Make sure the major beneficiaries of the will are executors.

I don't want to list all the bad things that could happen, but my experience is that at least one of those things will happen by dint of probability
 >>/745199/
But you see how that would result in hostile attempts to claim custody. Often one relative challenges another for custody after its been granted, the trustee often ends up with custody because the demented person insists they are fine, the power of attorney is contested because it can't be proved the old person wasn't demented when they signed it, and then 4 different family members all try to claim custody which is confounded by some of them being beneficiaries of the will. 

Someone angry they didn't get anything in the will might try to get power of attorney simply to steal things from an old person's house. Classic shit fight is when assets are missing from the house, and nobody can prove whether it was the old person, a thief, the attorney or the assumed beneficiary who took the asset. People think "grandma left me this in the will and I better take it now before she breaks it". But the attorney can't let them take it, because assets listed in the will might actually need to be sold to pay for the old person's care. 

Either you've done this shit or you haven't, and the people who have end up being asked to be executors/POA over and over.
 >>/745180/
You're better off destitute. 
What a cunt of a system. 
My Nan paid 350ish K to be in the nursing home, next to the fucker who never saved a cent and got in for nothing. 
All of pop's super and
 >>/745207/
Then you're probably fine,  the issue can be that if the old person becomes demented before they actually sign the document then it could be challenged, sometimes years later by random assholes who don't like how you're looking after your mom.
 >>/745209/
Your glossing over teh demented old person throwing their weight around, which can be considerable because of reputation, being head of the family and still sometimes seeming sensible. If they are adamant they can still manage thier affairs then the system will bend over backwards to facilitate this. Often the estate and  assets are depricated to the point of being garbage anyway. When you're needing an outside party to sort all this out then you've likely run your life into the ground and only garbage is left. WHo is going to fight for control of a junk yard that would cost thousands to clean up?
went for a drive and had lunch at bakery thingo instead of the usual counter meal
got a hot chook on the way home and parted it out for dinner tonight
gave sweaty the oysters
had a cookies and cream eskimo pie thing
having a bottle of dinosaur wine now
 >>/745230/
> Socceroos blow two-goal lead in having to settle for a draw against Mexico
https://www.news.com.au/sport/football/socceroos-blow-twogoal-lead-in-having-to-settle-for-a-draw-against-mexico/news-story/5ae7d3b860c076d757a8b46d46583b52
that shit I did this mording came back down the pipe while we were out
she just found it and the brown water
I will fucking rape any cunt I find when I go to the fridge and I'll stab anyone who I find in my shower.
Googled artichoke. Looks like s gay potato that causes vile farts. What would a NEET do with such a thing?
I did the dishes. Back sore now. They set the standard kitchen benchtop heights to suit WOMEN and MANLETS and make men of proper masculine height have to bend uncomfortably when doing dishes in the sink.
I will bet you anything there was a Jew behind the whole thing.
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Tonight on womboflix we have the crime-action-comedy Smokin' Aces (2007). When a Las Vegas performer-turned-snitch named Buddy Israel decides to turn state's evidence and testify against the mob, it seems that a whole lot of people would like to make sure he's no longer breathing. Starring Ryan Reynolds and the late, great, Ray Liotta. Approved by /k/. On in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
I bought a cheap screwdriver set once, I tried to screw something and the screw didn't move, all that happened was the screwdriver head disintegrated into dust. Just a blunt end left. All the screwdrivers were like that.
 >>/745416/
That occurred to me. I'm out of most of them, even beans. I've only got onions, might throw them in with the mince. Pretty silly meal otherwise.
I don’t like it when moofies confuse my peepee with teh alicia keys nigeress in tonight’s moofie and beyonce in austin powers gold member
 >>/745457/
stinge intransitive verb
ˈstinj
stinged; stinged; stingeing; stinges
: to act stingily or parsimoniously
not by stingeing and paring
—Sheila Kaye-Smith
 >>/745427/
I am obliged to look after cat
 >>/745430/
Hard to cut through the bs about what food is actually good for cats, and cat isn't a reliable eater so it's hard to know if cat does or doesn't like the food.
57 (the Grothendieck prime) and 51 are semiprime yet I always expect them to be prime. 17 and 19 are quite strange numbers in many ways.
I dreamed that Rex Hunt was having a panic attack. He thought he was just cold but I had to explain to him that his shivering was caused by anxiety.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-11/what-to-do-if-you-get-bitten-by-a-snake-man-dies-queensland/102837674
> What to do if you or a pet get bitten by a snake, or if you find one in your house
Took some temazepam for the first time in months. Hasn't effected me much. I suspect it's because of all the chamomile tea, my brain has gotten used to sedation.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/tax/political-dynamite-prime-minister-urged-to-consider-inheritance-taxes/news-story/f116fa9b4d5d99124429fbfb0885ca21
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-11/sa-housing-crisis-continues-but-social-homes-vacant/102831090

Cruisey should adopt these poor bastards
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fitness/weight-loss/nsw-man-who-weighed-225kg-reveals-his-secret-to-weight-loss/news-story/9957c0cc41a959547445f0cd28e03d0e
if you clicked this thinking hard work and will power, you'll be disappointed to find it's an advert for surgery and lite'n'easy
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/the-word-slut-used-to-be-seen-as-an-insult-but-gen-z-are-reclaiming-it/news-story/f97396947ca8cfc850ff5a9ef1046c9c
dumb sluts
now one of motherbat's neighbours is leaving me voicemail wanting to know if I saw anything weird on their property in the last few days
 >>/745591/
no
maybe a clogger ruptured something in their backyard
when I was tending the the barbecue on Saturday afternoon, I heard a car start on their property and said to Motherbat that "those annoying cunts must be home", but perhaps it was somebody else
I know at one point weird parcels were being delivered to their property and they were quite concerned it was being used to receive drugs or weapons or something
 >>/745590/
sounds like pajeet delivered a bunch of somebody else's groceries at some point and they arrived to find some stray dog and ants eating whatever rotten food was in the bags
I have a possum in my roof. I had a look where he gets in and I cant reach it or block it off unless I tear down half the roof. I might as well make up a mean rumor about him and post that on my FB chat group for all I can do about it.
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Garn start listening to the audiobook of The Black Arts by Richard Cavendish. Time I gained some real wizarding powers. Might try summoning a gf.
 >>/745659/
you can put a cage up through the manhole with a piece of fruit in it
you'll know when it goes off in the night because the thing will carry on non-stop
 >>/745661/
Yeah but it will come back because it knows how to get in and its comfy as fuck getting fed fruit. Either that or his mates. I need a final solution. How the fuk it got on my roof I am stumped on that one.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/grim-reality-of-opening-a-cafe-at-18-and-having-no-customers/news-story/536c95c56260ddf6541530c63c7469f2
> Hahndorf
> no customers
something doesn't add up
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> "Israel was to undergo surgery on the mainland but by the time they got it organised he was so heavy he had to be loaded onto the plane by fork lift. In any event the surgeons said the risk was too great."
He should've swum to the hospital
most of the swelling has gone from Motherbat's knee, so she is cautiously optimistic about things
having cold pidser and warm pebsi for breakfast
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Time for another meeting of the womboflix movie selection committee. Lamingtons and boston buns will be served to all those in attendance.

Vote for a movie:
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street
Love And Death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Young Einstein
Don's Party
Old Henry
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
The Holy Mountain
The Joker
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Last Boy Scout (1991)
The Odessa File
Hmmm

https://old.reddit.com/r/sydney/comments/16c5azv/neighbour_wakes_me_up_at_4am_everyday/
Things I plan cut out of my diet entirely:
Meat (result of the lamb saga)
Canned foods (cans are lined with plastic and the food inside is tainted)
Seed oils and anything which contains them (the evidence about them is concerning)
High sugar Sweets and drinks (the only sweet things I will allow myself are pieces of fruit)

DIET WAGON LET'S FUCKING GO
But seriously though I don't give details of my diet or exercise regimens any more because the NEETs nitpick and criticise and give unsolicited advice and it is all too much.
I stopped buying heinz when they started calling them "beanz" instead of beans. I hate that childish shit.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/high-court-reveals-every-current-judge-is-a-member-of-qantas-most-exclusive-club-in-australia/news-story/a2f9cd77c684320618392028968c709c
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-12/a-haunting-in-venice-is-spookier-than-agatha-christies-novel/102841946
might visit teh cimina next week
I cut doggo's nails. It was very stressful for both of us. I accidentally cut one of his quicks. Quite a lot of bright red blood.
It is weird having him walk on the floor now without being able to hear the tap tap tap of his nails.
I cut FRM's nails. It was very stressful for both of us. I accidentally cut one of her nips. Quite a lot of bright red blood.
It is weird having her walk on the floor now without being able to hear the tap tap tap of her nails.
 >>/745871/
Quite a bit based on getting Sweetie done a few weeks back. They sent Motherbat out of the room and had me and a vet nurse hold her down while the vet did the trimming. They got the quick on one black nail and she screamed and the women in the waiting room were carrying on.
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> In 2020 Cox developed atypical anorexia, an eating disorder with all the same symptoms as anorexia except the person never becomes clinically underweight

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/sep/12/you-are-still-overweight-how-a-doctors-health-advice-triggered-sarahs-eating-disorder
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/16g7sas/junk_food_and_alcohol_dominate_aussie_diets_with/

kek, lazy fucks
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 >>/745911/
Hmmm.
I rounded the city populations to the nearest thousand, used the wikipedia list for it. Subreddit subscriptions are from the reddit boards themselves, don't know how they rounded them.
 >>/745920/
Yeah, most of them seem too high. I wonder if users of one just subscribe to those in the other cities and so there are heaps of repeated counts.
https://subredditstats.com/subreddit-user-overlaps/adelaide
Yeah, it seems like a lot of the people posting on teh Adelaide board are also posting on the ones for other cities.
> 8.98	gaybros
Melbourne and Sydney are less gay than Adelaide. Good lord.
 >>/745949/
That is literally the aboriginal meaning. Shit creek.

On 31 January 1971, Myponga was home to the Myponga Open Air Festival, where Daddy Cool and Black Sabbath played. It was Black Sabbath's first live performance in Australia. The reported attendance was 15,000 people.[11]
Maybe if you could stop looking at a screen for 5 minutes on the toilet your wouldn't have such a gaping, bloody raped boong hole
 >>/745953/
I don't understand people using their phones whilst on the toilet. I imagine people must have fucked digestive tracts. It shouldn't take you all that long to drop one.
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Movie voting will be open until tomorrow morning. Tomorrow night, for our Wednesday night tv we will be streaming some of the 1972 martial arts tv series Kung Fu, where David Carradine is a shaolin monk who travels through the American Old West and...I dunno, uses his martial arts training to kill sixgun wielding cowboys or something. I've never seen it.
https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/16f1e2i/which_aussie_comedians_are_the_worst/

> only one mention of Hannah Gadsby
But then again (this is reddit) and I only scrolled through the first 400 or so comments, out of 1k+. Lots of hate for Dave Hughes which was nice to see.
LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜 
1.  5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
17. A huge ant = Giant
18. An ant that is important = Significant
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant
22. A noisy ant = Rant
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant 
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant
34. A Political ant  = Aspirant
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
36. A happy ant = Jubilant
37. An ant that is patient - tolerant
38. An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant
 >>/746057/
> re-imagined mother and son
they didn't stop at just the white sheila with a paki son, they made bother a lesbian and included a tranny somewhere in the mix too
Blood donation tomorrow. My eighteenth. It is on at 7:30pm which means all the good food will be taken, woe.

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