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Are you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? 
Old Thread:  >>/746060/
 >>/747095/
This is how I feel most of the time. A horrendous piece of shit that is offensive to look at and seemingly invisible at the same time.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/aussie-cricket-great-stuart-macgill-charged-over-300k-cocaine-plot/news-story/8fb423b36e20bf72ea2fa4362e6d7143
pretty sure this is another case the neets solved on day one and then the cops took a couple of years to catch on
 >>/747103/
Yeah something was a bit suss about it all. Pretty dumb to get the pigs involved in your life if you have crimes to hide. Some of these criminals are arrogant and presume they can lie and manipulate their way through. The police are stupid but not that stupid.
 >>/747106/
> Some of these criminals are arrogant and presume they can lie and manipulate their way through
Especially media and sports star types.
lol the oldies over the road just caused another Pajeet taxi driver to sperg out. It was one in a turban this time.
I think the conflicts arise because the oldies get anal and demanding about where their walkers get put. The old girl like to bark orders like she's talking to a servant.
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Nuro is currently drinking Jacob’s Creek Chardonnay Pinot Noir. Tastes like expensive champagne. $7.50 / bottle in any six with Dans Membership card.
Fed a swamp chicken, many Chinese tourists came to watch, then the stupid swamp chicken bit my hand and the Chinese tourists panicked. 

I tried to explain that the bird was totally brainless rather than aggressive but they didn't get it.
 >>/747143/
They find the relationship Australians have with animals bizarre, they see living with animals as a kind of barbarian behaviour.
as a bit of a mong, Cruisey should have one of his minions deliver me food when I want it
Great performance by Van Morrison here where he starts going off at the end.
Real alt universe Cruisey vibes.

https://youtu.be/44wDwMQVqCc?t=229
I like the way you tards had a countdown at the end of the previous thread but couldn't be bothered linking to the new thread which had already been created.
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Yes literally "ham and eggs".
I dunno, never ordered this anywhere. I know they often fry scrambled eggs into one piece, like a pancake. And sometimes they place some decoration veggies on top and/or next to it (some greens and tomater).
Next pay is gonna be a cracka with an almost 60-dollar increase to Jobseekeravoider AND the monthly 'telephone allowance' which also rose a few dollarydoos.
Out of bed at 5pm. All nighter coming up. 
Lots of job applications to do for cenno. Woe. 
Bring on the choof
Pajeet got me, my woolies order was delivered at 3.15, never got it don't know where he delivered it to but it wasn't my place.
Engine blew up, going to have to fabricate parts tomorrow. Some hillbilly engineering is afoot
 >>/747225/
I've only got one engine so I use it for everything 
 >>/747227/
The whole thing disassembled itself like optimus sub-prime and the flying bullshit bent a piston and the carby is fucked, though that's probably unrelated. Got a massive welt on my arm where a broken belt slapped me.
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Tomorrow on womboflix we have the action comedy The Last Boy Scout(1991) starring Bruce Willis and some black dude. Then on Sunday we have the /cruisey/ approved film, Love And Death (1976) starring Woody Allen and whatever shiksa he was banging at the time.
 >>/747265/
BLOODY FOGGIN MUDDERCHODS

I SHALL RAPE YOU IN THE MAN VAJEEN
MY MALABAR COAST KOBRA ENTERING INTO U R POOPER TO BRING REDEMPTION TO ALL OF BENGALURU FOR ALL THE SINS AND INEQUITIES YOUR ANCESTORS HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST MINE

I SHALL SHIT IN PIT
AND CRAP IN WRAP

TO AVENGE ALL THE HOLY TOILET WITCH OF SHIVA

HONEST TO YOU SIRS, YOU SHALL NOT BE REDEEMED

YOU HAVE INFLICTED A TERRIBLE CURSE ON YOUR BAGS OF FINANCES. YOU. WILL. NOT. BE. REDEEMED. HONEST TO GOD SIRS
Woe. Fried another speaker cone when I was drunk and listening to records the other night. 

Trip to jay at is in order.
Scored an ounce for 269. Smells amazing Would post pictures here but the shithead (we all know his name) would save it and report it to the cops.
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Weber once noticed a single 220ohm 1% resistor mixed up in a tray of five thousand 2200ohm 1% resistors and beat the clerk severely.
First this crazy chair bitch, now some drunk Vietnamese guy. I thought he was here to take the car but no he's here on an unrelated bad home adventure. 
Bad home area night
Weber physically assaulted  the staff when they ran out of the 5mm yellow and green striped heat shrink once.
Thinking with my dick again. 
I asked her how much and what else she does and she grabbed my dick like a microphone and said '$150 anything you want?', I said 'anything?' and she said 'anything'. 
Realised afterwards that is pretty much the same dialogue as in full metal jacket.
 >>/747308/
Fug.
We have strict standards on the stuff that can be sold here, but occasionally shit sneaks through from China where they have swapped the active and neutral wires or done something equally dodgy.
 >>/747317/
Depends on what you're dealing with, but the results of swapping the two can be nothing at all, death, or something in between..
Neutral grounded chassis becomes live.
Ground-fault detection circuits might stop working.
 >>/747339/
Watching my multi which is falling apart in the second half. 
Eating some of that fancy popcorn. Got some cobani flips on special and then I'll have some chicken and rice for proper din dins. 
Choofed wanks will commence from about 11:30 and continue throughout the night as intermissions to the moofie '13 hours' and some youtube travel vlogs. 
Might gym, listening to Pantera in the car got me hyped up and feeling extra anti-social and unapologetic. 
About to have a caffine squirt
Good game of footy.
I was going for the blues but now I find myself preferring the Demons.
Is there someone profiting off our board?
Are my memes and screenshotted banter posts being sold?
alright neets, I'm going to have to love you and leave you
got a few things to do in the mording
Was donnie actually posting here before? I've always said there are more neets here than most people realise
level with me neets - are those massage places I see at every local shopping strip really sex places?
 >>/747431/
Walked in the front door. I didn't like that. There was noone at reception. Didn't like that. Cute Korean bopping up hallway telling me to come in like a girl bouncer at a bts concert. Pretty flat but had nice K-pop Bob cut hair and sexy eyeliner. Very assertive.
Massage is inherently sensual. Guys who pretend they don't want a pretty girl touching them and really care about their muscle tension or whatever are lying
 >>/747476/
just googled "hugh jackman gay" and there are a shitload of news articles that updated in the last hour or two about his denials before they separated
 >>/747476/
He'll be one of those non-gay trannies who wants to dress up like a woman and be in a relationship with a lesbian dominatrix, like the wachowskis
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McDonalds has this Monopoly game thing going on for another month I think. I was checking it out but it seems you need to buy the sloppiest of slops (the chips and drinks) to get the coupon entry things. I couldn't tell if you even get one or some for buying a burger by itself and the line was too long for me to wait and ask.
 >>/747485/
They only put a sticker thing on the large drinks and chips. Boigs have nothing, nuggers have nothing. Used to be two stickers on the large items. Also you have to use their datamining app to see what vouchers and shit you've won.
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On the KFC app I got this for $24-25. Family feast or something. Got it once, threw the chips out because I rarely if ever eat them, then got it again and realized I could switch the chips for something else so I did. 4 burger + 6 wings + 2 sides.
Back from Big W and Target.
Got a bottle of cab sauv and some of those hard Solos from Dan.
 >>/747501/
From Big W:
Five 'Big Joe' tshirts in 5XL for $8 each
A pair of 'Circuit' tracksuit pants in 3XL for $20
Three Tradie 'Big Fella' singlets in 4XL for $12 each
One Tradie 'Big Fella' trunks in 3XL (to see if I like them) $20
A four pack of 'Brilliant Basics' briefs in 3XL $16
A five pack of 'Brilliant Basics' socks (shoe size 9-11) for $11 

From Target:
That Fila hoodie and trackies set

The price of singlets and underpants is obscene.
I wear briefs, I find trunks or boxers ride up and are uncomfortable. I do not see any advantage to the extra length.