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Are you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? 
Old Thread:  >>/746060/
https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/aussie-cricket-great-stuart-macgill-charged-over-300k-cocaine-plot/news-story/8fb423b36e20bf72ea2fa4362e6d7143
pretty sure this is another case the neets solved on day one and then the cops took a couple of years to catch on
 >>/747103/
Yeah something was a bit suss about it all. Pretty dumb to get the pigs involved in your life if you have crimes to hide. Some of these criminals are arrogant and presume they can lie and manipulate their way through. The police are stupid but not that stupid.
lol the oldies over the road just caused another Pajeet taxi driver to sperg out. It was one in a turban this time.
I think the conflicts arise because the oldies get anal and demanding about where their walkers get put. The old girl like to bark orders like she's talking to a servant.
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Nuro is currently drinking Jacob’s Creek Chardonnay Pinot Noir. Tastes like expensive champagne. $7.50 / bottle in any six with Dans Membership card.
Fed a swamp chicken, many Chinese tourists came to watch, then the stupid swamp chicken bit my hand and the Chinese tourists panicked. 

I tried to explain that the bird was totally brainless rather than aggressive but they didn't get it.
Great performance by Van Morrison here where he starts going off at the end.
Real alt universe Cruisey vibes.

https://youtu.be/44wDwMQVqCc?t=229
I like the way you tards had a countdown at the end of the previous thread but couldn't be bothered linking to the new thread which had already been created.
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Yes literally "ham and eggs".
I dunno, never ordered this anywhere. I know they often fry scrambled eggs into one piece, like a pancake. And sometimes they place some decoration veggies on top and/or next to it (some greens and tomater).
Next pay is gonna be a cracka with an almost 60-dollar increase to Jobseekeravoider AND the monthly 'telephone allowance' which also rose a few dollarydoos.
Out of bed at 5pm. All nighter coming up. 
Lots of job applications to do for cenno. Woe. 
Bring on the choof
Pajeet got me, my woolies order was delivered at 3.15, never got it don't know where he delivered it to but it wasn't my place.
 >>/747225/
I've only got one engine so I use it for everything 
 >>/747227/
The whole thing disassembled itself like optimus sub-prime and the flying bullshit bent a piston and the carby is fucked, though that's probably unrelated. Got a massive welt on my arm where a broken belt slapped me.
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Tomorrow on womboflix we have the action comedy The Last Boy Scout(1991) starring Bruce Willis and some black dude. Then on Sunday we have the /cruisey/ approved film, Love And Death (1976) starring Woody Allen and whatever shiksa he was banging at the time.
 >>/747265/
BLOODY FOGGIN MUDDERCHODS

I SHALL RAPE YOU IN THE MAN VAJEEN
MY MALABAR COAST KOBRA ENTERING INTO U R POOPER TO BRING REDEMPTION TO ALL OF BENGALURU FOR ALL THE SINS AND INEQUITIES YOUR ANCESTORS HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST MINE

I SHALL SHIT IN PIT
AND CRAP IN WRAP

TO AVENGE ALL THE HOLY TOILET WITCH OF SHIVA

HONEST TO YOU SIRS, YOU SHALL NOT BE REDEEMED

YOU HAVE INFLICTED A TERRIBLE CURSE ON YOUR BAGS OF FINANCES. YOU. WILL. NOT. BE. REDEEMED. HONEST TO GOD SIRS
Woe. Fried another speaker cone when I was drunk and listening to records the other night. 

Trip to jay at is in order.
Scored an ounce for 269. Smells amazing Would post pictures here but the shithead (we all know his name) would save it and report it to the cops.
First this crazy chair bitch, now some drunk Vietnamese guy. I thought he was here to take the car but no he's here on an unrelated bad home adventure. 
Bad home area night
Weber physically assaulted  the staff when they ran out of the 5mm yellow and green striped heat shrink once.
Thinking with my dick again. 
I asked her how much and what else she does and she grabbed my dick like a microphone and said '$150 anything you want?', I said 'anything?' and she said 'anything'. 
Realised afterwards that is pretty much the same dialogue as in full metal jacket.
 >>/747308/
Fug.
We have strict standards on the stuff that can be sold here, but occasionally shit sneaks through from China where they have swapped the active and neutral wires or done something equally dodgy.
 >>/747317/
Depends on what you're dealing with, but the results of swapping the two can be nothing at all, death, or something in between..
Neutral grounded chassis becomes live.
Ground-fault detection circuits might stop working.
 >>/747339/
Watching my multi which is falling apart in the second half. 
Eating some of that fancy popcorn. Got some cobani flips on special and then I'll have some chicken and rice for proper din dins. 
Choofed wanks will commence from about 11:30 and continue throughout the night as intermissions to the moofie '13 hours' and some youtube travel vlogs. 
Might gym, listening to Pantera in the car got me hyped up and feeling extra anti-social and unapologetic. 
About to have a caffine squirt
Was donnie actually posting here before? I've always said there are more neets here than most people realise
 >>/747431/
Walked in the front door. I didn't like that. There was noone at reception. Didn't like that. Cute Korean bopping up hallway telling me to come in like a girl bouncer at a bts concert. Pretty flat but had nice K-pop Bob cut hair and sexy eyeliner. Very assertive.
Massage is inherently sensual. Guys who pretend they don't want a pretty girl touching them and really care about their muscle tension or whatever are lying
 >>/747476/
just googled "hugh jackman gay" and there are a shitload of news articles that updated in the last hour or two about his denials before they separated
 >>/747476/
He'll be one of those non-gay trannies who wants to dress up like a woman and be in a relationship with a lesbian dominatrix, like the wachowskis
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McDonalds has this Monopoly game thing going on for another month I think. I was checking it out but it seems you need to buy the sloppiest of slops (the chips and drinks) to get the coupon entry things. I couldn't tell if you even get one or some for buying a burger by itself and the line was too long for me to wait and ask.
 >>/747485/
They only put a sticker thing on the large drinks and chips. Boigs have nothing, nuggers have nothing. Used to be two stickers on the large items. Also you have to use their datamining app to see what vouchers and shit you've won.
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On the KFC app I got this for $24-25. Family feast or something. Got it once, threw the chips out because I rarely if ever eat them, then got it again and realized I could switch the chips for something else so I did. 4 burger + 6 wings + 2 sides.
 >>/747501/
From Big W:
Five 'Big Joe' tshirts in 5XL for $8 each
A pair of 'Circuit' tracksuit pants in 3XL for $20
Three Tradie 'Big Fella' singlets in 4XL for $12 each
One Tradie 'Big Fella' trunks in 3XL (to see if I like them) $20
A four pack of 'Brilliant Basics' briefs in 3XL $16
A five pack of 'Brilliant Basics' socks (shoe size 9-11) for $11 

From Target:
That Fila hoodie and trackies set

The price of singlets and underpants is obscene.
I wear briefs, I find trunks or boxers ride up and are uncomfortable. I do not see any advantage to the extra length.
Would a bit of lubricant rubbed betwixt the thighs work? Some people use talc powder but I think that is more to do with stopping sweating.
I once saw a video of a fat woman pulling up her top and rubbing cooking oil on her bare stomach so that the steering wheel could turn when she was driving. She was so large the wheel was in contact with her stomach at all times.
 >>/747500/
Not really. If I bothered to think about it I'd make the burgers fattier, maybe add cheese or something, or even just take the chicken from one set and add them to the others and throw the remaining burger buns out.
Blew the cobwebs out of the Corvette and took it to Pajeet for a wash. Said it might take 4 hours. Waiting on a schnitty now. Might go home or see a movie afterward.
Is there some kind of rule in UI where every pixel of a webpage has to have a link in it?
Feel like a boomer, can't touch a single part of a page without opening some kind of a link. 

Less is more cunts, menu trees exist, live features are always fucking taxing, don't make toolbars chase people up and down the page for the hell of it, use Windows instead of links For dynamic content so the hotlinks don't 404, don't abuse accessibility features like zoom. Always backlink help pages, and if you glass ceiling client support options never dupe yourself into factoring the non-existent support into contingency planning. 

These cunts come out of uni totally unqualified
 >>/747537/
It seems like UI devs are trying to turn menus into features to gain professional clout. 

When you show your portfolio, ui devs want to have remarkable rather than usable deliverables. Project leads should all be aware that a UI dev who can't stay in their lane is a liability rather than a top performer.
 >>/747561/
> I didnt know that you go to the pictures.
I have seen two films in two years. The haunting one the other night and the last james bong one about two years ago.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12524173/Hermit-living-mysterious-house-driftwood-perched-precariously-Devils-Slide-cliff-Pacific-Coast-Highway-officials-say-know-dont-know-is.html
 >>/747609/
Your sisters,mom will be RAPED by 3 ngrs in 1 year. + CURSE MARKED+

Cucknada triggers faster than your sisters' period.

Repeat " It's okay to be a cuck"

Your family females' 3 holes + my tongue dick

POST your jerkoff time, rapebaby son of a whore.
Cuck pigskins will be sliced to death on streets in 10 years. Spit on your mom's V
She doesn't even order online, just made phone orders, but they still put all her details in their CMS.
Until there are criminal penalties, with jail time, for companies that fail to secure, and state mandated levels of financial compensation to customers (say $20,000 each for loss of PII), nothing is going to change.
I always worry my ISP will get hacked and all my browsing history will get put onto the web in searchable format by name.
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The Last Boy Scout (1991) will be on womboflix in 1 hour. Starring Bruce Willis, directed by Tony Scott, written by Shane Black...the movie seemed like it had it all, and the script was the subject of a major bidding war that set a new record for the most expensive script at the time ($1.75 million). https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
 >>/747629/
I've been saying this for years and get derided even within the industry.
Same as when I ask why people say they want a realistic red team exercise but then complain when you want to kidnap the ceo or break a sysadmins legs with a baseball bat in exchange for creds
 >>/747640/
> but then complain when you want to kidnap the ceo or break a sysadmins legs with a baseball bat in exchange for creds
You're the hero we need but the industry does not deserve.
 >>/747643/
The Nice Guys (2016) and Lethal Weapon (1987). They have a certain style to them that you either like or don't. If you don't like his style of comedy in one of his films you probably won't like it in his other ones.
What a drama with woolworths  and my order. managed to talk to a human on their chat and I have been refunded, they were left at one of the units in front of my place, one of the other tenants that I know knocked on my door, she went through them and saw my name and told me they were there.
She also told me the unit where they were left the people are away and won't be back for a few days. Woolworths refused to come and collect them. I'll go down in the morning and throw what needs to be disposed of and drag the rest home.
 >>/747662/
I am glad you managed to get the order refunded.
It is a mess but hopefully in the end you will get some groceries for free if they haven't been stolen.
 >>/747677/
Almost half, tomatoes etc should be fine if the neighbourhood cats haven't pissed on everything. Don't think I'll risk the chicken and dairy etc.
 >>/747638/
Part of the problem is that state based authorities are far too invested in spying on people through privately held data. Protecting users means deleting everything, which the state won't accept
 >>/747683/
Tomorrow will do, it has upset me badly, if someone takes it all tonight I really don't care, I'm thinking now I may have to pay my support worker to pick up my groceries rather than get them delivered, it's all too much for a mong like me.
 >>/747702/
No, the filthy little bastard pisses on the car in the carport and fights the neighbour's cat also in the carport. Got the freshly-cleaned Vette in there tonight for a run tomorrow.
I forgot to say, when I rolled up to Pajeet's car wash at 11.45am, and convinced Pajeet to move some of the cars up as they were starting to block parked cars, and then got the 4 hour wait time story and accepted Pajeet's terms, there was a guy sitting on the kerb looking glum.
He said nice car and I stopped and said Pajeet had quoted me 4 hours and he said he had dropped his car with Pajeet at opening (8.30am) and was still waiting and needed his car for a bridal party this afternoon.
Anyway his car was a 2013 VE SS Commodore and his daily driver and he was really proud of it. And good for him.
Does anyone know what the best bang for buck is in terms of alcohol? That doesn’t taste like total utter shit?
My guess is maybe casked wine mixed with some type of soda
Monk: https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/australian-football-legend-ron-barassi-dies-amid-fall-complications/news-story/ad9dde850448c7702a0df25a59769899
she's 33 now and I'm old enough to remember some nerd made a website counting down until she was 'legal'
 >>/747782/
Weber used to constipate himself to form a really hard log and then let it slide out a bit before sucking it back in to hit his prostate. He used to spend hours upon hours in the toilets at work doing this, moaning and making everyone else uncomfortable as they hurriedly took a piss. Eventually word got around after he tried to get Cruisey into it as well and wanked poo became an /ausneets/ slang term for work.
Good morning NEETs. I set the phone alarm for 6:30 and left it on the other side of the room. It is time to get into a routine. Can't keep sleeping in all day.
Do you trust the plan?
> Trump Warns That ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden Will ‘Lead Us Into World War 2’ in Confused Speech (Video)
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-warns-cognitively-impaired-biden-172337832.html
 >>/747820/
> revealing them to only a select few elite street shitters

>  >‘I kept all my rejection letters’: Rise of the Australian-Indian CEOs
>  >>A growing number of Australia’s top business leaders are of South Asian heritage. They tell BOSS about their ambitions to learn and their hunger for success.
https://www.afr.com/work-and-careers/leaders/i-kept-all-my-rejection-letters-rise-of-the-australian-indian-ceos-20211006-p58xqs
Well this cars and coffee is great… 4 cars including mine. No spectators. More catering staff than attendees.
Can’t decide if I want to get a laptop and go back to uni or get another monitor for my pc and develop games. What do you neets think?
 >>/747849/
Only six or seven cars showed up. My Corvette and a Mustang were the only 'different' cars there, there rest were Commodores and Hondas.
Felt bad for the food van people who wouldn't have even broken even.
 >>/747847/
> Developing games is a joke. 
It can be one of the lowest paying jobs for the field, as there is often high supply of graduates with fewer jobs in Australia.
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Back from the Dan and KFC run. Got some fresh Munno Para Dan's Boong content.
They were ahead of me at the checkout and when I got to the girl I said "that lot should last them the afternoon" and she keked.
 >>/747876/
A couple of boxes fell out of the smaller trolley after I took that photo but they they were looking at me with my phone up so I stopped.

 >>/747877/
I'm not up on my wine casks, but it might be sonata estate fruity and dry whites. Then again it could also be some kind of tawny port.
Those big fella trunks seemed to work alright today too.
I've taken them off now, but I'll try them again tomorrow morning on a walk.
Bought eggs when I already had eggs. Making coffee, omlettes, cheese and fruit. Feeling very continental.
The term "Big Fella" should be categorised as an anti-executive slur.
There are normies out there using it as if it isn't offensive. I am not your big fella.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/massive-toilet-queues-under-harbour-bridge-as-sydney-marathon-kicks-off-in-brutal-heatwave/news-story/035655ae62e38d61f930ea88a9a8e772
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/clean-energy-super-highway-hits-roadblock-farmers-lock-the-gate/102812602
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/first-taipan-antivenom-kevin-budden-cairns-fatal-bite-milking/102860834
Trying to remember when I first started eating whole blocks of chocolate, whole packets of biscuits and whole 200g bags of chips. When I lost my portion control. When my serving sizes became comical and my obese appearance followed.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/interiors/aldi-recalls-workzone-double-usb-power-point-over-electrocution-fears/news-story/768654113d382303308c7549dfd36bab
lol why tf was aldi selling electrical outlets
It was when I started eating the whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting instead of just a part of it that I knew I had a problem.
I would sit there covered in grease with just a pile of bones in front of me. Burned fingers from reaching into the cavity to get the stuffing out.
A disgusting fat pig.
 >>/747935/
The thing is, if you didn't eat the stuffing, that would be a perfectly valid keto meal, with the skin providing the necessary fats for the day.
 >>/747953/
White man poo can fetch about $180 a pound but pajeet needs to see the poo being done to make sure he's not being scammed with regular Indian poo
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/qld-dental-health-private-insurance-public-wait-list/102758592

this is me frfr 
still got a filling I need from like 2019, god knows what else has popped up since then. the gum bleeding hasn't stopped and I can push water between my 2 front teeth for the first time ever 
daily health anxiety 
fucking jews keeping dental off medicare should be lined up against the wall
Weber inflated his gimp suit and left before Thursday night and noone commented on it at breakfast club once
> gets undressed
> opens the window
> lays in bed naked
> get in here big fella
> the possum light is on
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On the way back home. Nuro’s Mom is making chicken. Scnhityy. Will watch some mark Felton you tube videos with Dad. The prophecy has been fulfilled. Got d is heaven all is right with the world.
 >>/748040/
The strain which results from freedom of action saps the forces when it meets with the freedom of another. From this collision arise grave moral shocks, disenchantments, failures.
The Diet wagon is challenging for me again. Calorie deficit causes pure misery. Mind goes one track onto every depressing thought and memory it can.
No wonder I developed the food addiction and consequent obesity. If this is what it feels like to be healthy, then who needs it.
With the effects of trauma and mental illness you need to have some sort of addiction in order to cope and experience some kind of pleasure. this is what they don't understand. Living normally is not possible.
Am I wrong?
 >>/748063/
Obviously there would be more reason/ temptation,  but it's hardly a given. You can get something out of life in a lot of different ways, and then some people just harden themselves.
NEETs do you think it would be acceptable to put down ant killing powder on the footpath in front of my house? There are lots of ant nest mounds between the pavers. Infestation.
 >>/748077/
Should be fine. If you’re worried about liability, you could just report the ant problem to the council and let them deal with it (or not).
Boiling water works temporarily at the surface and won’t harm anything else. You’ll just look like a bit of a mong doing it.
You could also place some of that gel bait just inside your own boundary and Hope some find it and take it home

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