/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I AM NIGGER

I am Nigger, hear me roar.
Eating fried chicken in quantities too big to ignore.

 >>/748055/
Fantastic. Did my 3 chest exercises (dumbbell press, pec fly, dips) and felt like I could do more, but left anyway. 
Feel gud, time for choof

 >>/748085/
Well done NEET.

> launch firefox
> computer fans whirr as five windows with hundreds of tabs struggle to load

Awake

 >>/748088/
have some chamommile

Still craving hungry jacks. couldn’t sleep so I had to eat some 2 minute noodles

just put a bag of garbage in my neighbour's bin, had to wait until 4 in the morning so nobody saw me

 >>/748091/
Devilish

 >>/748089/
Too exciting

 >>/748090/
I could go a large onion rings

 >>/748092/
I had to do it because someone living in my block of flats, very likely one of the pajeets, stuffed every bin we have with identical garbage bags over a week ago, and it's still a week until garbage pick up

 >>/748095/
 >>/748094/
I don’t blame you for putting garbage in there or for wanting onion rings

slept badly again, this must be giving me brain damage

Slept badly. Suffering hallucinations, woe.

I was having a wank and when I ejaculated poo came out instead of cum

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gonna have a mid-sized ice cream binge this morning and none of you can stop me

 >>/748101/
We cannot stop you but we can shame you.

Good morning NEETs. Up early again. This NEET is on the comeback trail. Getting his life in order.

I hope Weber went for that walk this morning.

 >>/748104/
He's probably waiting for an apology after being forced to sit through 7 minutes of a woody allen moofie

My neighbour keeps yelling that someone raped his dog but the dog looked fine when I last saw it.

 >>/748106/
Did you rape the dog?

 >>/748107/
Yeah I did but I don't know how he knew.

 >>/748108/
I hope it was a female dog neet. Here on ausneets we don't take kindly to queers.

 >>/748109/
We have been tolerating Olive posting and Monaro's twinks for a long time.

a new episode of bedtime stories has dropped: 

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/pets/perth-woman-nikita-piil-mauled-by-pet-rottweilers-as-neighbours-tried-to-help/news-story/6b3bb4661cf0054d5e971bafc5fe9b86
dirty slut got what she deserved

 >>/748087/
All boong porn?

 >>/748087/
> launch firefox
> computer fans whirr as the window opens and then closes and then does nothing for 2 minutes then opens again with some bullshit splash page about an update you didn't ask for

Neet bros … it was over …
But now we’re so back!

 >>/748100/
The cathas risen from the grave

 >>/748101/
Straight to the hips.

 >>/748116/
It's a new cat

 >>/748103/
Morning.

Need to get dressed and drive somewhere

Me too. 
Having coffee first.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12528459/Dannii-Minogue-labels-Russell-Brand-vile-predator-wouldnt-no-answer-resurfaced-interview.html

 >>/748122/
Who’d have thought that slimy obnoxious prick was a raper?

Fucken $6 for a sugar-free mondster at the servo

 >>/748124/
Yeah and I can get a 2L icebreak from the supermarket for $6

 >>/748125/
I want to avoid milk sugar

 >>/748126/
It’s what your body craves !

 >>/748126/
sugar, you're sweet enough

They say now that the artificial sweeteners fuck your insulin as much as the real sugar does.
May as well just have the real thing.

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Miss the good old days when I used to lie around getting gooned every morning and watching ancient aliens. Whatever happened to those days?

 >>/748130/
We got old.

 >>/748103/
 >>/748119/
Good morning NEETs.

 >>/748100/
Handsome fella.

Had a horrible time doing that poo. Too much cayenne pepper in the slop made it burn. It just kept dropping out, wiping caused me to basically fist my own arse. Felt like I was wiping my lower intestine. Got piss all over the floor and my jocks somehow. Got poo on the toilet seat again. Easy come, easy go I guess.

 >>/748134/
Many such cases of woe.

And the toilet's valiant efforts to banish that demonic turd were inadequate. Why, lord?

 >>/748134/
Vile.

 >>/748136/
You need Metamucil!

 >>/748134/
Poo: Do not try and squirt the poo. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
NEET: What truth?
Poo: There is no poo.
NEET: There is no poo?
Poo: Then you’ll see, that it is not the poo that squirts, it is only yourself.

What are you really gambling with?

You win some, you loose more.

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This week on womboflix...
On Wednesday we have the live action 2023 version of One Piece. Based on an anime about pirates or something. I don't know. Critical Drinker has recommended it, and we'll find out whether the old scottish gooner has any brain cells left.

On Saturday we have Hell Or High Water (2016), a neo western about  two brothers who carry out a series of bank robberies to save their family ranch, while being pursued by two Texas Rangers.

Finally on Sunday, we are playing Young Einstein (1988), the true story of Albert Einstein, who turns out was not a jew but actually a Tasmanian farmer who invented rock and roll.

I reckon Tiffo might be a bit of a Yahoo Serious type.

 >>/748143/
I bet he's a crypto jew, larping as a neo nazi.

 >>/748144/
No he is pure Swedish phenotype.

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 >>/748146/
That's exactly how I picture him.

 >>/748146/
Truth.

 >>/748142/
One piece Netflix is really good.

Possum gapped my spark plug once.

 >>/748141/
> loose

 >>/748149/
I am still stuck on episode 3.

20

a couple of moderately warm days was all it took for the eczema on my arms to flair up

 >>/748152/
looks like faggy anime shit to me
made with mexicans and negroids and stuff instead of based japs

 >>/748143/
He denied it when I said the same.

Three separate times Cruisey has sent nudes to my phone and then said it was an accident.

lots of low quality samefagg posting this afternoon

lots of low quality samefagg posting this afternoon

lots of low quality samefagg posting this afternoon

The tradies working next door are playing loud music.

Triple M?

 >>/748162/
I don't know what it is. Blinding Lights by The Weekend is on now.

 >>/748161/
80s aussie rock?

 >>/748157/
Sorry about next time. I think it was an update or I got hacked.

 >>/748163/
> Blinding Lights by The Weekend
basically an 80s song written in the 2020s

 >>/748140/
 >>/748141/
I like those ads.

 >>/748157/
Lucky NEET.

WELL FUCK MY ARSE AND CALL ME SAMBO

$16 Schnitzel Night (includes gravy) tonight! 🙌  Why not grab a Carlton Dry pint to go in the draw to win a Bar Fridge too! Cheers to that 🍻

 >>/748168/
Except the nudes were of Ernest Borgnine.

 >>/748171/
naw, that's just how cruisey looks without his makeup

 >>/748172/
kek

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12529861/geelong-dog-walker-murder-theory.html
We have a crime to solve, NEETs.

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> thinking about her

might be cheeky and go over my limit for drinking green tea

 >>/748176/
does it make your wee smell?

Big sleep in again. Craving nicotine. Garn town
I haven't updated my details with the AEC, so I will have to take a day trip down south to vote for boong destruction.

Big crash on the highway. 
Spent an hour in gridlock
Needed to shit. 
Once the cars started moving it was still 30 minutes to the nearest service station. 

Thats was a close one :/

 >>/748178/
The voting is tomorrow?

Wonder if monk will get on the standards later.

 >>/748180/
yes, they often hold important votes on a fucking tuesday

 >>/748182/
FFS, if it wasn't for this board I'd have completely missed it. I did get the pamphlet thing they sent out but never opened.

 >>/748181/
That's the standard procedure no?

 >>/748179/
See any smooshed skulls?

Are there any really racist boong related movies?

 >>/748186/
https://aso.gov.au/titles/features/birth-of-white-australia/

 >>/748186/
https://aso.gov.au/titles/features/fringe-dwellers/

 >>/748175/
She's had a few dozen tools slide in and out of her since.

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Second helping

30 degrees and humid here today. 
Went and got a vape. Driving around with windows down playing sticky fingers, proper summer feeling. Nice.

 >>/748191/
> vape

You fellas do all the retarded shit a person can do, dont you.

 >>/748191/
> got a vape
iget? what flavour?
will you get some standards?

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 >>/748192/
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 >>/748192/
just monk mostly

 >>/748190/
Good feed of eggs.

 >>/748193/
iget mixed berry. No standards. 2 gooning days in the past 20.

might watch a non-woody movie tonight

 >>/748199/
Remember the time the camera cut to an old white guy with an asian woman in the stands and he said "I wonder what boat she came in on?"

 >>/748190/
Butter my toast in future please.

 >>/748178/
You can vote in Wagga still, you just have to tell them you are voting outside your electorate. They will accommodate you.

The yes people are becoming increasingly obnoxious

 >>/748203/
I agree. Horrible things are going to be said and done if the vote doesn't go their way.

Had a two hour nap.

https://dailystormer.in/uk-universities-outraged-as-male-students-get-lawyers-to-fight-against-fake-rape-allegations/

https://dailystormer.in/france-hate-filled-gynecologist-targeted-for-refusing-to-see-tranny-patient/

Going to put the Possum light on and change into my jamies.

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 >>/748208/
do a little jamie dance neet

are any neets fans of the tv show Lost?

 >>/748210/
I was when it first came out.

 >>/748210/
This better not be a Weber joke in the making

With the increased government cost of living concessions added, my latest quarterly electricity bill is only $68

 >>/748198/
It's best in small doses

I picture the possum light as like the bat signal in Gotham.

 >>/748210/
Yeah I loved it. I was in year 7 when the first series was first airing on channel 7. One of our friends had a tech savy dad who torrented the season 1 finale so he was able to watch it before everyone. He spoiled the ending for us all. All i can remember is walt getting kidnapped off the raft.

I remember the fat guy that ate all the food.

 >>/748204/
I don't think anyone knows what the vote means, the only thing we can be sure about is that the yes people are obnoxious.

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 >>/748213/
Are you a public housing chad?

 >>/748215/
I picture his bussy.

 >>/748206/
 >>/748207/
Hey Pete

 >>/748219/
No I rent in the private market.

 >>/748221/
Race War Pete?

Does anybody else take evening dumps?

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Hey lads what are all getting ?

 >>/748225/
I'll take some floor chips please.

 >>/748221/
If I'd listed the Guardian articles that the Stormer references, you'd say nothing.

 >>/748225/
The Lizbef one keeps the window shut and has opaque tinting on it so you cant see them spitting on your food or dropping ot on the floor.

shit niggas, we got a 21.5 with a feels like 23.5 on our hands

 >>/748213/
That's good.

 >>/748226/
Floor chips, best chips.

 >>/748225/
ask the drive through qt if she wants to have dinner with me this weekend

 >>/748232/
bet she is a lesbian.

zhe is pissing with the door open again, like it does every day. can hear those belching farts echoing off the toilet bowl. Total tranny death when

 >>/748202/
Interesting, that would be easier. There will probably be fewer lefty nutters putting on smiles and handing out pamphlets here too. 

 >>/748206/
kek

 >>/748210/
I was a big fan when it aired

 >>/748234/
> zhe is pissing with the door open again
Go hunting for some mushies and make it a feed.

 >>/748234/
> There will probably be fewer lefty nutters putting on smiles and handing out pamphlets here too. 
You know you can just them to fuck off right? If they try and block your path or whatever they're committing a crime messing with your freedom to vote

 >>/748236/
Cringe post.

 >>/748237/
Whatever, mate. Take your vote yes pamphlet from them and wait until you are home to put it in the bin for fear of offending them.

 >>/748236/
I know, I never take pamphlets or engage with them while queuing

 >>/748223/
Pete is the race war NEET

 >>/748227/
didn't read either article.

 >>/748241/
I understand. Reading is hard.

 >>/748238/
 I wouldn't even be surprised if the people handing out pamphlets vote no, that's how virtue signalling works.

 >>/748242/
I like the big words.

No roast chooks :(

 >>/748242/
Daily stormer is about as interesting as a paint sale catalog, the guardian isn't much better.

 >>/748245/
Go to a different store.

 >>/748245/
Have to cook your own.

Its smoker cough is off the charts today, but it wont go to the doctor about it. Same with the sleep aponea

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 >>/748200/
Kek, no I've only gotten into cricket the past ~5 years.

 >>/748249/
Go see the doctor. You will feel much better getting it all sorted out.

 >>/748249/
> smoker cough
Real?

 >>/748252/
as real as asthma

 >>/748251/
read his post again, more carefully

 >>/748249/
> it
Do you have a pet boong?

 >>/748249/
Stop smoking, get one of those nose clip things

 >>/748249/
I used four nicotine patches everyday to get off smoking. Been off for about a month now. If I can do it literally anyone can

 >>/748257/
Based. Well done NEET.

 >>/748255/
Every NEET should have one.

 >>/748257/
Good work.

 >>/748257/
Good work NEET. You have done very well.

 >>/748257/
Having a ciggie BrB

ciggie butt brain.

 >>/748263/
Ain't got nothin' up there

He's going the distance, he's going for speed.

 >>/748265/
Hot!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/relationships/article-12520747/JANA-HOCKING-night-date-took-charge-forced-stop-doing-one-thing-does.html

 >>/748267/
> Two weeks ago, my ex took me out for a belated birthday dinner. We've managed to do that almost impossible thing of remaining good friends and I'm chuffed about it
She's fast approaching a breakdown. These introductions for Nadia always made me chuckle.

 >>/748210/
I really like the show. I don't call myself a fan of it however. I'm no fans of such things.

 >>/748251/
Not me. It.

 >>/748270/
See the doctor.

 >>/748269/
I bet you had plum jam for breakfast.

 >>/748272/
No. It was mini pizdas.

 >>/748268/
> my ex

Probably half of the town she lives in her ex.

 >>/748272/
Fig jam.

 >>/748232/
They all look about 16 and nice arse on ponytail...

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 >>/748261/
Thankyou it was very difficult.
 >>/748262/
Understandable, have a great day

 >>/748275/
Stick to the tennis.

All caffeinated with nothing to do

 >>/748278/
Poo time?

 >>/748203/
> The yes people
 >>/748204/
> I agree

 >>/748212/
The show ain't all about (You) m8.

 >>/748248/
Just took the bitch out of teh oven.

 >>/748282/
Post the photos please.

 >>/748270/
Explain yourself dickhead

 >>/748285/
the tranny housemate you bloody idiot

Having babgulyás (beans goulash)

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 >>/748277/
Stick to the cope, Tiffo.

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 >>/748283/

listing to the Big Joe Polka Show and masturbating

 >>/748287/
Did you make it yourself?

I have gone 12 days without meat since the lamb incident.

 >>/748286/
Should've stuck with the 'zhe' pronoun.

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 >>/748291/
I soaked the beans myself.

It's funny really, just the sight of a pretty WHITE female gets a million+ views.

 >>/748295/
and threw them into a purchase goulash mix? or live with somebody who made that part?

 >>/748297/
> purchase
d*

 >>/748297/
It was a pure chase.

I've been watching this for about two years now and the customers never leave.

 >>/748300/
a better america

 >>/748295/
That's what SHE said.

Loosing my mind, or have I lost it already?

 >>/748303/
that's a deepfake

 >>/748302/
She did.

 >>/748304/
Maybe it's in your pocket.

 >>/748307/
Stick to the tennis Tom.

Thinking about the jungle neets

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Have a blessed day Neets!

 >>/748308/
Tommy boy is more of a volleyball fan.

 >>/748310/
o7

Garn make some jungle rice

 >>/748313/
Steamed in palm leaves or baked in a bamboo? Stuffed banana flower was possibly the best.

Guess I should care aye Crusee?

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 >>/748314/
You made me spill the onion and now I SPILL YOU.

Made Singapore noodles.

 >>/748317/
One of my favourites.

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 >>/748317/

going to bed

sad

 >>/748320/
Good night

 >>/748321/
Stop wallowing.

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 >>/748315/
Huh?

 >>/748323/
I'm looking at houses online. The most realistic loan I'd be able to afford, if I could ever manage to save a deposit, is like 500k which is $3,232 per month
Even the shitty 2 bedroom brick units are 700k+. Would have to settle for one of those 2 bedroom 'modern' apartment joints, in a suburb full of chinks.

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

 >>/748326/
It is all a bit depressing but we must not give in to despair.

 >>/748325/
https://vocaroo.com/1oB7QaqESvmm

 >>/748329/
I like it a lot

Neets do you think its unethical for large travel vloggers to interact with people and film it and upload it to a large audience?

 >>/748331/
Yes.

weber you fat bitch

 >>/748321/
She'll post again tomorrow m8, only about ten more hours.

morning neetbros

 >>/748292/
Cook yourself a roast today.

 >>/748335/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/748316/
Stick to the tennis.

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still waiting for that first big poo of the morning so I can get out and go for a walk

 >>/748339/
I eat a lot before bed so when I wake up I already have half a shit hanging out of my hole

Good morning sirs

 >>/748340/
Vile

Idiot doing his best to shit up the board again.

 >>/748329/
Yeah buddy.

Good morning NEETs. Got up with the 6:30 alarm again. The alarm is on all the time now. Every day.
I am not sure if it is a good idea. I really felt like I could use another couple of hours of sleep this morning.

Thought my jeans felt weird in Woolworths, and it turned out I had forgotten to do up both the fly and the button. The only reason they were sort of staying up was the braces. Looked in a mirror in the milk aisle and you could quite clearly see my undies. Couldn't fix the issue without lifting my shirt, so just shuffled to the checkout with my bag in front of me.

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Making some tea neets, how do you take yours?

 >>/748346/
you sexy little minx

 >>/748346/
People were miring.

 >>/748347/
I like my tea hot and strong. No milk or sugar.

I’m going to vote yes of the referendum because I’m actually part abbo and maybe I’ll get free shit out of it

 >>/748346/
HOT

Last night on eBay there was something I was interested in for $109. I added it to my watch list and slept on it. This morning I find the owner deleted the item and relisted it for $152.

 >>/748351/
Grab me 1000 acres please.

 >>/748354/
Some of them are shifty buggers. Lots of chinks and pajeets.

 >>/748346/
You are a tease.

Wanking puffs of dust out

 >>/748358/
See your GP.

Got fat shamed at the desk whizzers. Receptionist was talking to some guy about defibrillator training and said I’ll probably have a heart attack and need reviving.

 >>/748360/
It is a cruel world NEET. These normies abuse us with impunity. You should make a complaint and take legal action.

 >>/748361/
It’s a fucking NDIS provider. If I started on the mongs and coloured around the place I’d be sacked and probably lose my clearance.

 >>/748360/
you should've played it ice cold and showed her your 'do not revive' bracelet.

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 >>/748361/
> It is a cruel world NEET.

 >>/748362/
You are the NEET that actually did have a heart attack though.

 >>/748346/
Slut!

The Olive poster isn't up yet.

"The NEET had been knocked out, and a moment's examination showed us that he would permanently remain so. He was a loathsome, gorilla-like thing, with abnormally long arms which I could not help calling fore legs, and a face that conjured up thoughts of unspeakable Congo secrets and tom-tom poundings under an eerie moon. The body must have looked even worse in life - but the world holds many ugly things"

We are still waiting to see DavoNEET's new shoes.

 >>/748288/
Please do not bring Debicki into your homo drama.

 >>/748370/
I keep forgetting. I've been smashing HoI4 and daydrinking lately instead of doing anything productive.

 >>/748368/
He is, but he’s in an office

 >>/748372/
> daydrinking 
A disturbing development.

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and fuck those ndis cunts
hope the faggot behind me was offended

 >>/748365/
No

 >>/748375/
Cringe.

A perturbing envelopment

Fuck these cunts
I’m going home

Just finished Telehealth. On the way to ct scan of back and X-rays of pelvis.

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Tomorrow night on womboflix we are streaming the new (live action) netflix series One Piece, an action comedy about set in a  seafaring world, where a young pirate captain sets out with his crew to attain the title of Pirate King, and to discover the mythical treasure known as 'One Piece'. Critical Drinker approved.

Our Saturday night feature film is the crime thriller Hell Or High Water (2016), starring Chris Pine, Ben Foster and Jeff Bridges.

Then on Sunday we have the Australian comedy film Young Einstein (1988)

 >>/748380/
What is going on NEET? Did you have an accident?

 >>/748380/
what's wrong with you neet?

 >>/748374/
After a solid six weeks sober lol.

Back from first wage. Lady at Dan's commented on my whiskey choice

 >>/748370/
I'm more interested in his tightened pants.

 >>/748385/
> my whiskey choice
What did you get?

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 >>/748385/
good comment? Was she impressed by the side of your bottle?

 >>/748387/
 >>/748388/
She asked if I was browsing and I said I only pretend to look at the selection. 
She said turkey is better than beam. 
I said its all an acquired taste, implying it's all shit.

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Just took a nasty poo

 >>/748389/
They're both bogan drinks.

 >>/748386/
His bulge is spilling out of them.

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Arrrrrrrrrrrr, Ye be a bunch of scurvy NEET landlubbers and I'm here to offer ye a choice.
Ye can walk me plank or I'll be plundering ye booty me lads.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 >>/748391/
My limited palette can't recognise the subtle nuances of pink moscato

 >>/748394/
At least you are honest about it.

> bright strawberry flavours, and hints of sherbet and delicate floral notes.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/neonazis-brawl-with-antifa-in-melbourne/news-story/89d0bbb32afe85d0141a5b3abfd24cfc
False flag

 >>/748392/
He needs a pouch built in.

Back from Dans, it was too hot for trackie pants.

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At what temperature is it acceptable for a neet gentleman to take his pants off?

 >>/748399/
When he is feeling hot!.

 >>/748399/
I think once the groin area begins to sweat. What we need is one of the NEETs with a temp probe to place it next to his NEET balls and monitor the temperature.

 >>/748401/
You gave me a camera instead of a thermometer last time we did that.

Our boy buro made 400k last financial year.

 >>/748403/
Good for him.

 >>/748403/
Based.

 >>/748403/
he can shout us the next round of forte and maccas then

 >>/748403/
btw how do you know this?

 >>/748407/
Assuming it isn't a shitpost, it might have purchased a financial report from ASIC. I think they're available for all active Pty Ltd companies.

 >>/748407/
Who else would brag about such a claim other than 'our boy buro' himself...

 >>/748407/
I made it up.

 >>/748182/
Fucking NIGGER it's not until October 14

 >>/748411/
How did you not see the sarcasm in the post you replied to?

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garn for a little drive fellas, don't get up to any trouble while I'm gone

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/abc-journalist-kirsten-drysdales-wild-name-for-newborn-son/news-story/c4568f521ee9cfb5b68179a84667d92b
> Her son’s legal name is Methamphetamine Rules.

 >>/748412/
Leave me alone dude I'm autistic!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12531265/Police-dog-Duke-car-theif.html

 >>/748413/
Bring me back a neet treat please.

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 >>/748360/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12533477/Todays-Karl-Stefanovic-Sarah-Abo-left-shock-schoolboys-colour-joke-vegans.html
Pity he went with vegans and vegetarians and not boongs and niggers or something

 >>/748403/
Cruisey has been spending a lot on nuro massages

Jesus Christ lads. It’s school holidays in Noosa. Oh my God.

 >>/748393/
oh it is talk like a pirate day
I thought this might have been a reference to tomorrow night Womboflix

 >>/748425/
Arrrrrrrrrr ye be a rum cove NEET lad.

 >>/748423/
nuro does an excellent rub and tug...according to my mate

 >>/748428/
Remember that old sailor proverb. Be the first one in the morning to use the tow-rag.

Love is such a beautiful thing

9 sleeps until I can see Sweetie

 >>/748432/
Why not get your own doggo?

 >>/748433/
I can't even look after myself let alone a dog

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Springtime in Adelaide

 >>/748424/
nigga please

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 >>/748436/
Here ya go

 >>/748395/
Tastes like cum and sugar.

Whelp. I've woken up with a toothache. I've finally run out of luck

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 >>/748437/

Is nuro the neet that speaks in 4chan american?

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> the Backstairs Passage Pipeline runs through a tunnel from Cape Jervis to Penneshaw (a life hack for skipping the ferry trip)

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 >>/748442/
are there scary spiders down there? I don't like big spiders.

 >>/748441/
Yes

 >>/748423/
Full body chain lubes don't come cheap

 >>/748443/
Dunno. Given it's about a 20km tunnel under the fucking ocean, it would be a hard no from me anyway.

 >>/748435/
What did the second one say? 
Keep eating you little slut?

 >>/748441/
Not the overly seppo one

 >>/748442/
That's awesome. I'd love to go down there.

 >>/748447/
> Keep eating you little slut?
yeah

 >>/748446/
I had no idea it was there, or that anyone in this country could achieve that. 
Impressed.

 >>/748441/
He wants to be American so bad, just like his idol Alex Jones, o7.

 >>/748449/
It would be a bit of a hike, but cheaper than the ferry.

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 >>/748452/
Everyone wants to be alex jones

 >>/748439/
How often do you brush?

 >>/748455/
brush? please, a proper neet doesn't even wipe

Stood up twice to flush. 
Pain in the gut.

Ohhhh fuck.

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 >>/748373/
Glad to hear you're getting the help you so obviously need.

Took a three hour nap.

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 >>/748442/
> jims
POV; you've been called to Motherbats. AGAIN.

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 >>/748461/

Might've been the biggest shit of my life. 
A good inch above the water line, but I had wiped three times so there was paper. 
The first half was solid, painful nuggoes, then 5 mins of gurgling and a foot+ long python smelling like sandle sweat and rotting mutton. It felt granulated. Then a minute pause to catch my breath and semi solid chocolate risotto mixed with snot filled the rest of the way. Hope it's over. It wasn't as wet as normal bog is.

 >>/748464/
Vile

 >>/748465/
agreed

 >>/748464/
Did it give a might roar?

 >>/748464/
> sandle sweat
crocodile tears

That should've been blackened ffs.

 >>/748469/
Anal mucus

 >>/748467/
It backed up, almost to the rim. Had to scrub the stains off before the next flush.

 >>/748464/
Sounds like you worked through the whole poo chart.

Such an unfulfilling life