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17 days without meat since the lamb incident. I am starting to crave it.
It is hard to put meals together without meat. You do not feel like you have really eaten.
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I did the dishes. My NEET life is so barren, every time I do a basic domestic task it feels like a milestone of some sort.
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 >>/750096/
I agree with you NEET. The ones with venom powerful enough to kill you should have been hunted to extinction decades ago. Instead they are protected species here. Ridiculous.
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 >>/750108/
The frog was a fucking nigger frog. I'm not a racist myself but you know how the neets here are. Nobody wanted to be in the same thread as a nigger frog.
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 >>/750110/
Think I have seen a couple of dozen browns, used to do a lot of bush walking etc and where I worked we had 2 get inside and we killed a couple just outside as well, benefits of being a country neet.
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I made a thread with the subject "NURO IS A NIGGER" once and imissfather edited it to say "PRAISE NURO" instead. What a fucking horrible BO.
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 >>/750123/
what's next?
you're gonna call me a 2017 florida python program denier?
100 thousand people die each year as a result of snake bites 
the number of people who get lifetime disabilities as a result of snake bites is almost triple of that (per year)
we need to nuke the snake island
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 >>/750107/
Every now and then I guess. I saw them a lot when I was a boy and I was going out fishing all the time. They are nearly non-existent in the cities and this is a very heavily urbanised country.
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He doesn't like how snakes are more trustworthy than Romanians.
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> 8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.
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Slow cooker on. Quite a bit tipsy. Need to slow down. Too drunk for HoI4. Might play Enemy front instead.
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 >>/750158/
It can happen very easily. I just moved the bacon down to the lowest rack because I could smell the baking paper burning. International Cruisey would be in flames right now.
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Brien Foerster video exploring the Osiris shaft beneath the Gaza plateau is awesome.
There's three levels of dug out rooms and the bottom one has passages that link with the ones beneath the sphinx, which are full of water.
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 >>/750213/
Take your meds.
If anyone has the right to say that, it would be me.
Also great video:
https://odysee.com/@LivingIronicallyinEurope:b/romanian-stereotypes-explained:0
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Are you talking to me? I'm a man of family, it's my job to be in this garbage website, i need to collect some info about you...
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My physics teacher in highschool was Hungarian. She came over as a teenager due to the persecution of Hungarians in Yugoslavia. She was a nice old lady. She was very impressed that I knew Szabó mean tailor.
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 >>/750221/
we used to 
but now most of them got to jail 
nowadays it is quite peaceful 
look, people from vaslui are the textbook definition of yolo 
our livers have been conditioned to take years worth of alcohol abuse like it's nothing 
whenever someone is drinking water we literally make the same joke all the time "you're gonna rust"
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 >>/750220/
Many such cases.
I was at Kolozsvár, back then there weren't many trannies or stoner hippies.
Traveled through Nagyvárad. I remember the dilapidated industry complexes.

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Imbressive.
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 >>/750226/
I never had enough money to travel anywhere 
but is so weird to think that trannies are actually a thing 
most people like you and me go on the internet and learn to separate these things because it's a "first world country" thing
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 >>/750228/
Some shops pay for beer cans. You could take some back and see the world from the earnings.
Yeah, trannies aren't really a thing around, it's just a stereotype that people at certain places are viewed as sissies. Like Moscow in Russia, or something.
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 >>/750234/
I was just making a joke about Romanians in the UK stereotypically being criminals.
I guess you must cop it a bit unfairly being white. The Irish here cause trouble and there are indeed legitimate grievances but because they are acceptable targets they get criticized way more than the indians and shit here.
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Going to bed now. Looking forward to my chicken soup in the slow cooker for breakky tomorrow. Good night.
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Still struggling through episode 3 of the live action One Piece. Some guy wearing a weird sheep headdress has just entered the scene.
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I think it's from the choof. Now the Bosnian is back, he will need to maintain the boong cycle until I recover. 
I trust that he is up to the task.
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 >>/750259/
> he will need to maintain the boong cycle until I recover. 
That actually sounds do-able.

> I trust that he is up to the task.
He's your international agent, he must be.
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They've definitely changed something about the nicabate mini formula. 
They turn to mush a lot faster, get this weird gelatin like texture which I know the other brand does. Means a faster release of nicotine but even 2x4mg sitting in my gum is a bit too much. Kind of nauseus. 

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Somehow I expected this post. I was up all night and was really considering spending all day on the hoi4 or city skylines.
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The poo is not responding.
> India's space agency Isro says it is trying to contact its Moon lander and rover as a new lunar day begins, but has not received any signals so far.
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Ate a whole bag of chips. I can't remember what they were. Cornados I think. The spicy ones were on special
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I will issuing a ban to the next poster making inappropriate, targeted insults against another. Please see rule 8. 
Thankyou.
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I pissfather is just a bit touchy. Shouldn't have done that whole "new BO" farce just to create a cover story for banning Nuro, which never actually worked since Nuro still posts here.
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Weber is a fat bitch. Nuro is a fat, junkie bitch. IGA is a gay drunk bitch. 10k is a two faced triple nigger.
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Nuro, do you have Lana on vinyl? I saw a Born to Die record for sale the other day which struck me as a bit odd.
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Nuro, do you have anal on vinyl? I saw a Born to Shit record for sale the other day which struck me as a bit odd.
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Thinking of making that old British codger's crumpets recipe. I don't know if I have the energy to do it all though. I would have to go buy yeast.
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The live action One Piece made the decision to make the actors look exactly like the anime characters, which has led to some very odd-looking clothing and hairstyles. It is a bit distracting.
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let's just say that real sexy is what causes exciting emotions. There are a lot of naked girls here and it's not sexy, you can turn on some free porn. Sexy is what you can't see but really want, what you can fantasize 🤤 If you agree, let's raise this amount for more hot content!
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Taking a break from the Pizzagate matrix DM to watch some of that movie. Not gonna be there for the whole thing because I gotta get up early. What have you retards done with you day off. Lol.
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Keep forcing the gutter oil meme. I'm sure it will take off after the failure of brokestraightboys.com.
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19 days meat free. I think I might have some tomorrow. The body wants it. The lamb trauma has faded in my mind.
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 >>/750600/
You better oil the pan before you shit in it.
I prefer shitting in the oven tray because that way you can use alfoil and it makes cleaning a lot easier after the cooking process.
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You meet lolcowsa lot during bad home visits.i don't know which ones are famous but I can only assume some are.
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Haven't shaved in about ten days. Look like an early hominid. Wondering if I should shave tomorrow or keep growing it out to see how it looks.
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The catch is he has to wait until he dies until he can use them.
And if someone killed him then the killer would get him and all his slaves in the afterlife.
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@CEO of UMM PTY LTD
> People with disabilities are being 'trafficked' for their NDIS funding, insiders say
>  >These operators treat people "like cash cows", she said.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-25/ndis-providers-abducted-disability-funds-four-corners/102879640
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The womboflix movie selection committee is now in order. We are slated to see F/X (1986) next week, but we can vote on some other movies and tv. 

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
-F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
Old Henry
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
The Holy Mountain
The Joker
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Odessa File
The Mission
Rocky
Lethal Weapon
Top Gun
The Grey
Falling Down
Dogs in Space
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I have added both Barbie and Reckless Kelly to the movie list. I trust providence will stop any bad movies from getting any more votes to actually stream them.
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You said 13 minutes before and I keked because that's the part where Barbie talks about dying, which is in the trailer too. 
I won't finish watching it if it's shown.
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Horrible obese hairy stomach spilling out the bottom of my Tee shirt when I sit down. I am vile I should be put down.
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Made a dentist appointment. Getting - 
- Scale and clean
- Probably will pass on the "fluoride treatment" because its BAD!
- An exam with x-rays to see how many fillings I need because I probs need 6 or more. Haven't had fillings for 10 years or more...

I chose a WHITE doctor, but the practice is quite cheap. The fillings are composite rather than amalgam/silver/with mercury so they are supposedly not toxic...

They also told me their in-house teeth whitening treatment is $699. Not sure if I'll get that later. I'm gonna shop around for the teeth whitening places that appear in shopping centres with the chair booth things you get into. I had that once and it worked well and was cheap, like $100-150. 

$150 for the scale and clean and exam, seems very cheap, at another place I paid about $250 for just a scale and clean, the exam was going to be another $200 or even more. 

Fillings at this place will be $150-250 each which is also on the cheaper end. I am Aussie ofc.

Trying hard to learn as much about this as I reasonably can so I don't get JEWED. 

I brush twice daily, bought a tooth whitening toothpaste (Colgate Optic White) and some strips (HiSmile product and Crest Whitestrips), I'm 1/3 through using the strips and they work but the effect is mild.

Just putting this out there, any advice appreciated. Like recommendations for specific dentists. I'm going to No Gaps Dental with a White doc.
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I think it's best to wait to the appointment exact work will determine the treatment required. For most appointment a check-up and clean is mostly what is done with some other work depending on the time. Urgent issues causing pain can be dealt with then if it takes priority. 
Just be clear at the start of the appointment as you have already done that you're paying for everything without private health insurance.
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The price of things at the supermarket was so outrageous I felt compelled to express my disgust to a fellow shopper. She agreed with me. "They always go up but they never come down again" she said.
In a separate incident I told a lady that all the bananas were too ripe. They should have had some green ones out. She did not reply to me.
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 >>/750756/
Scotch fillet and porterhouse steaks have been about $22 recently at my local IGA, its bad compared to what they used to be but I still buy them
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 >>/750756/
Theres two kind of shopper. One complains about ripe bannanas the other gets diarrhoea when they are as green as monkey doo. This is an old russian proverd.
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 >>/750761/
If the banana can be successfully peeled then it is ready to eat. The greener the better. You can't force the peel though, it has to come free with just gentle pressure.
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10 pack of Wicked Wings and two popcorn chicken Go Buckets down the hatch. The chips and popcorn chicken were very good today. Best I've had in a long while. The Wings were average but I have had worse. 
Cost $23 though, outrageous.
I let the car at the speaker in the next lane over go to the window ahead of me. He was already there when I pulled in but they took my order first. I corrected that wrong with my magnanimous act. It made me feel good. He gave me a smile and nod of gratitude. He knew he was entitled to it, that letting him go ahead was simple justice, but he still acknowledged that I did not have to be as just as I was, that many people wouldn't have been.
I may live in a bad home area but I bring the good home mindset with me wherever I go.
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 >>/750768/
Cruisey asks them to go harder and harder. He is not satisfied unless his foreskin has swollen up and his knob is sore to the touch for three days afterwards.
He once asked me to hit him in the nuts with a hammer and then when I said no he claimed he was just joking. He wasn't joking though.
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The cost of living 'crisis' seems like a bit of a wank to me. The exception is fuel. Mum was complaining about the grocery prices again but had the fancy coffee pods for her brand new $800 coffee machine, had a bunch of cookies and timtams etc even though shes a diabetic. Buys regular chicken for the dog because it 'doesnt like' cheap dog food. Then this morning she was going on about the winter gas bill but was also excited to be going to Sydney with one of her friends to see a concert. 
She is like those reddit mongs who post a basket of expensive shit and ask "how can people survive???" 

https://www.realestate.com.au/sold/property-house-qld-babinda-141749424
I wish I could just live on the dole in a place like this. Wouldn't need hot water, just wash my clothes in the sink, and never have to deal with other failed city yuppies like me complaining about colesworth and food trucks and wage growth and fossil fuels and shit 
I am sick of it all, I want to leave this society 
I wanna go troppo
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 >>/750779/
> The cost of living 'crisis' seems like a bit of a wank to me.
They do track the price of things and the increases are very real and very large. Very well documented.
Your comment was not a good one.
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 >>/750789/
I have never listened to an audiobook in my life. I do not think I would be able to concentrate on what was being said. My mind wanders off when I try to listen to podcasts.
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 >>/750788/
I liked the look of it too. the only issue for me would be the safety and security of the area.
I could not live in a town full of rampaging boongs or meth heads.
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 >>/750787/
There were some film suggestions a thread or so back from the 50s, I think. One of those probably meets most of the NEETs requirements. Any further forward in time and it's not going to be all white.
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 >>/750790/
I've just always been a poverty shopper living on chicken and rice and spending my 'treat' money on goon instead 

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Looks fine to me. Just become a regular at the local pub and you'll be fine
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 >>/750812/
He put all the profits into the pokies and asian massage parlours too. But he thinks he is better than the rest of us because he doesn't get his hands sticky from mong milk. Massive degenerate. Massive hypocrite.
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 >>/750816/
Costs have risen. Your standard of living didn't need to. Maybe lots of people are living beyond their means and the guarantee of some high life wasn't actually promised.
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 >>/750811/
Just had a quick look at some old receipts from coles dated November 2021
Chicken legs were $4 kg, whole chicken was 3.90kg, wings were 5.50kg
and chicken bobbies 13.00 kg
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Should print out A4 posters simply saying "They sniff petrol" and put them up around town.
It doesn't actually say who "they" are and that is the key to it. Reaction should be good.
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I'd avoid this one

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-22/no-jail-for-sydney-dentist-bassem-magdy-el-fouad/102890244
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It's nice but I prefer the tropics. So cheap too. 160 acres for a mill. In inner Sydney you'd get an old 2br townhouse for that. 
https://www.realestate.com.au/sold/property-acreage+semi-rural-qld-babinda-137371758

Imagine just working remotely, growing choof in the garden, walking around outside in your undies. Absolute dream
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Cashless society is coming NEETs. Just a few years away I reckon. They will track every single purchase you make. Mine the database with AI to learn everything about you. Minority report shit.

You will need to barter if you want to buy something you don't want them to know about.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/backlash-from-customers-as-kfc-outlet-in-nsw-goes-cashless/news-story/9b5c745587ea36f8f49be365a9f5fd94
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Keep dreaming retard. keep saving up for that set of scuba gear so you can "live off the land" when you get out of the shit hole you will live and die in.
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My dream is to live on some land but to not have a proper house. That is real off grid living. Nothing you can't fix by yourself.

I dream of the bush camp life. Maybe an old caravan or old bus.
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I find the upkeep and maintenance requirements of a house burdensome and ultimately not really worth it.
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A bush camp would be true freedom.
Best would be to not have a car either. Just walking and bicycle, but that may not be practical if you are too far out from supplies.
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Under Siege was on Endcorner.
Perhaps during Xmas marathon, but still.
I read the replies and literally none of 'em on the list.

But I have to ask opinion, because on October 7th Endcorner has it's movie night. 2 animes and an Guatemalan horror/thriller thingy was suggested by various users of Endchan. And I wanted to stream Shaolin Soccer for a while now. I have Ace Venture (1) uploaded me thinks however.
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Grego reviewed KFC bucket for one, doesn't really look worth it to me (14.95)I'd rather the 5 piece original pack.
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Nuro logging in for the day. I am incredibly disappointed by the moofie choices. Don’t say I warned you about barbie. 

Barely made it out of bed today. The booze and hayfever did a number on me. Meanwhile comfy afternoon at Caloundra for something different. Had lunch with a friend and just chilling.
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 >>/750863/
the reason retards stay in the urban zones is because they are too retarded to organize things or keep a car. Towns exist as convieniences for normie cattle to do everyday things like work. Retards just piggy back off that infrastructure, out in the regions there is nothing like that so what are you expecting to piggy back off?
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 >>/750920/
Not a legit Cruisey.

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Just do it to see what's what. Do you fear from the meeting itself (like interacting with 'em), or that you fail the interview (like to prove to be a shitcoder or whatnot)?
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somebody repost that NDIS story about how mongs are a traded like pokemon go cards. I CBF scrolling up.
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> Heard “Wog porridge” for concrete the other day
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God I hope 
A conservative government scatters the NDIS to the winds one day. 

It’s fucking egregious. That’s right the fucking NDIS isn’t vile it’s egregious. I member when it first started. It seemed like helping mongs would be a good a good idea. And here we are. I cannot even contemplate the money and the waste and abuse the fucking Boongs will create if the YES vote somehow gets stolen.
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Salty jobseekers hate the NDIS CHAD.
I know a guy who gets a weekly back massage on NDIS, and the gook gives him a free wristy for loyalty points
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 >>/750933/
If they steal the yes vote it will be through false enrollment and literally flipping evey single youth vote. They are already running with the narrative record numbers of young people have enrolled.
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Ummm PTY LTD opened my eyes but a mechanic I had working for me went on the NDIS trip and told me about it. He has a few blind clients and is billing 150hr to take them out on the tandem bike. Meanwhile my shop bills out engineering work at 120/hr have fuck tonnes of overheads and receives fucking zero support or tax breaks. 

Kill the NDIS with fire.
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Feeling tempted for the notorious second KFC run in a day. Only the most depraved executives attempt it.
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Shut up you retard, Cruisey is a parasite on society and a profiteer from the ZOG tyrrany. His corruption spreads to this board where he cannot hide his subversive ways and degenerate personal life.
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 >>/750966/
His gambling and drugs habit will either be his downfall or be a way the pedo elite will blackmail him to committing larceny and funneling the proceeds to wherever the epstien island mob moved to after pizzagate.
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He can't mention anything without talking about how people will make fun of him for it. He's so lifeless and defeated.
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He's too pathetic for a MK ultra/Naomi psychotronic conditioning operation. I know this because I overheard my gang stalkers gossiping and laughing about him when I snuck up behind two of them the other day.
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Cruisey built a sex empire using underaged mongs traded like pokemon cards to give rub and tug jobs to the global elite once. They called it downie island.
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Bullshit. Cruisey raped and murdered a downie back in '18 and got away with it by framing another mong who wen to Gaol for life for it. The guilt must be eating him up and thats why he drinks.
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Radio Yerevan was asked: "Does Radio Yerevan still accept questions from the listening public?"

Radio Yerevan answered: "No. The Jew who wrote the answers died
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seems like a bunch of shit that has happened since the beginning of time with mongs in group homes. The ABC is just gaslighting again. I dont care to speculate on what their particular psyop is on this one. Probably something like wanting to add a veneer of social responsibility to their vile edifice.
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i think that it is important to not get upset about the little things that go wrong in life like the time everyone was saying that i was breastfeeding myself just because that little idiot whos name is called tiffin told everyone that he saw me breastfeeding myself in my living room when he knows for a actual fact because i have told him more than 100 times that i was actually just licking milk from off my nipple because i spilled milk on myself when i was having a eat of my cereal in my living room with no top on and the only reason he saw me licking the milk from off my nipple was because it was just more easier for me to have a lick of it from off my nipple than to stand up and go and get a tea towel and wipe it from off my nipple and i was upset about it for ages because everyone kept on coming up to me and making sucking noises all of the time for weeks and weeks and they still do it now but i am not upset about it anymore because i know for a actual fact and i swear on gods life that i was not breastfeeding myself and it only looked like i was breastfeeding myself because i was licking and sucking the milk from off my nipple that i spilled on to my nipple when i was having a eat of my breakfast so everyone should just leave me alone because it is not even funny and it is not even true and i am not even bothered so stop making sucking noises and stop asking me for a squirt because i dont even care anyway so just actually leave me alone or i will telephone the police.
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I still see those fun size cadbury bars on the footpath when I go for my morning walk. Picnic and turkish delight.
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Catch cancelled my order because it didn't pass their security check which pissed me off (This happens to me sometimes and I think it is because I live in a bad home suburb - discrimination) so I saw that the item was from a "market seller" so googled their website and managed to buy it there for $10 cheaper anyway. Fuck you Catch.
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Also @imissfather check the logs some cock sucking faggot is still reporting Nuro and  trying to get me range banned for the good ol 18.1 horse shit. 

What a shit eating turd. A bad smell that has not left the building. SAD.
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 >>/751032/
If I was a betting man I would say the antagonist is having an existential crises and panicking with surprise change in leadership and fucking around and finding out on multiple occasions
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One time I saw an Indian walking in sandals and when I looked closer he was just walking on two molded lumps of shit.
I'd say this woman was wearing poo shoes and she was trying to stand up in the driver's seat so she could shit out the window but her poo foot hit the accelerator and the car flipped up in the air mid shit.
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> Magic Hands Eva down at norlunga is the best I have ever had, she massages your prostrate and makes you see God 😆, you will thank me later
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"LOO could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this street before, toilet could be anywhere". The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE LOO" he thought. 
Mundian to bach ke reverberated through his whole tuktuk making it pulse even as the 5 rupee masala chai circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of toilets after dark. 
"With a tuktuk you can go wherever you want" he said to himself, out loud
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Yes you have to sleep next to a toilet but it ain't so bad nuro. I've literally slept on train station benches and houses still in construction.
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Apparently in India white tourists not get filmed by everyone with a smartphone. 
Thankfully when I went there was poor and stupid so I didn't end up on 1000 different tiktok accounts
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Is this true?:

> Women do not have guilt over anything internal, as they are incapable of imagining that it is possible for them to do anything wrong. They do not appear to believe that they have control over their own behaviour, and instead view their lives simply as a series of things being done to them by others. They cannot comprehend personal responsibility, let alone something much more abstract, such as honour or aspiration.
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You could go viral in India if they filmed you street shitting.
It would make the Indians think white people shit in the street so they will forsake toilets completely.
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Cold concrete slab, mozzies and stray cats circling you like vultures. Got to be out before sunlight, before the tradies rock up. Fuck you toilet man.
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Not me neet, I'll stay to hold back the NIGA menace. Go on without me, let the next thread be free of brown snakes and ban evasion.

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