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Goodnight neets, going to give my room a quick clean and head off to bed. Going to bed mostly sober for a change. Only had a couple of standards tonight.
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This week on womboflix we will be showing the sitcom Curb Your Enthusiam on Wednesday, the 80s thriller FX - Murder By Illusion (1986) on Saturday, and Barbie (2023) on Sunday.

The rest of the movies voted for will be shown in upcoming weeks. We will also be screening some horror movies on Friday the 13th, and Halloween next month. Finally, we'll be seeing Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2012) sometime in the next few weeks followed by Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning (2023) when it comes out in mid October.
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 >>/751150/
Cruisey is a labor organizer, these types try their hand at being workers and gravitate to union or management or other snake head roles because they suck at dynamic labor and crave power and its trappings of luxury. Once these villains start on that ladder they will stoop to any dictate from above. We saw this when the unions and cruisey passed on vaxx mandates from above to the operators. Cruisey and his ilk are corrupt marxists every single one. 
Read Animal Farm
Retard
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 >>/751152/
As I discovered when I tried to show the neets Red Dwarf, it's best to start with the first episode so people can understand who the characters are. We can see the valet episode if there's enough demand from neet viewers for more.
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 >>/751164/
The first episode isn't in line with the rest of the show. 
I think in the pilot he's divorced Cheryl and it's supposed to be set up as him making Seinfeld again.. or something. Then episode 2 happens (I guess about a year after making the pilot) and the premise has changed.
Don't show the pilot.
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 >>/751155/
Cruisey is so awesome. He used to be a NDIS support worker and then quickly rose to become a NDIS manager and then when he couldn't wfh because of the vaccine mandates he quit and started his own NDIS company. Now he's a NDIS boss and hes got a really big car and a swank apartment with venetian blinds. We all look up to Cruisey because he's helping retards live their best lives.
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 >>/751167/
Cruisey is right, it is not the type of show you need to watch in order. It will be better for the NEETs to see it when it is in its prime. The first season is a bit weird, the show was still finding its feet.

We should watch this one it has the fat guy from Lost: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0551404/?ref_=ttep_ep6
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I have heard that Cruisey puts his blinds up and walks around naked. The police have visited several times.
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Ultimate Mega Dog Raper https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/prominent-zoologist-guilty-of-60-bestiality-animal-abuse-and-possessing-child-exploitation-material-charges/news-story/bde8efd81c5263ac84707844bd51beec
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 >>/751187/
Yes and no. There is an assortment of treats at the bakery around the corner. I only really cook up flavourtows when they are closed. Also god damn woolworths stopped selling the mignons. An absolute flavor disaster. 

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Morning 

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You earned it !
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What I do not like about Nuro is he is not a jolly fat man, instead he is the type in denial about it.
I bet he still tries to fit into normal clothes instead of putting in an order at Johnny Bigg.
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nuro isn't actually fat, that was just a combination of his heavy weightlifters build and a distorted reflection in a poorly installed window pane
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 >>/751201/
how come he never posts any pictures of girls he gets while whizzing around nightclubs on friday nights? We're still stuck fapping to those pictures shitey posted of miss kitty years ago
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Clear. A stupid cat won't tell us about the neighbors. It was a one-time action. She cried when her anus was pinched by the door and that's all. Hey stupid cat, why are you a beggar? Money is raised %D
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 >>/751215/
Not really, I only leave the house like once every week or even less maybe (JSP appointment today (disability provider, I have one appointment a fortnight, very little obligations)). When I leave the house I often go to a food court or otherwise get food somewhere and save a bit for the next day etc.

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Ok

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Robotabs. Easy to stay lean when you use them because they kill your appetite for a day
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Morning
Mummybot going off her rocker because I slept in again. Standing at my bedroom door calling me a loser, calling me an asshole. Telling me there's nothing for me here. 'Suggesting' I should just go and live in my old mans shed. 
Anyway, dental should be part of medicare. My teefs hurt
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 >>/751249/
Pajeet is immediately discernable even in text form. If you got a telegram you could tell whether a jeet sent it. 

There are factors entirely outside of spelling and grammar, beyond syntax, even beyond cultural norms.
Private school jeets were very angry to hear this
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 >>/751225/
My 20s sucked compared to my 30s so far (I'm 33), AND my teens

Teens - got involved the emo/goth/punk movements, got quite a few girlfriends, was popular

20s - was really unsuccessful at uni in terms of study, women and social circle stuff

30s - getting into crypto worked out well and now I've just started approaching seriously - probably done 40 real approaches by now, got 2 numbers, 1 instant date, and otherwise women like me more than I thought they would
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 >>/751242/
Well yes but you trip on it. I've never gone in public on it, though I was really tempted to go see the new Mission Impossible on it and something else. Still tempted. Might've had to get an Uber home but it wouldn't have been a big deal... I'd go on low doses.
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 >>/751254/
You are experiencing domestic abuse. This woman who calls herself your mother thinks she is entitled to be abusive because of her relation to you and the situation you are in. She is wrong.

Do not hesitate to call her a bad mother. Bring up all the abusive things she did when you were younger. Also tell her that you were embarrassed by her and all the other mothers were better than her. They hate that.
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 >>/751264/
I don't have any positive memories of her. None that I can recall. She has always been a bitter, gossiping witch. Surprised my Dad could even put up with her shit
When I get out of here I might just not see her anymore.
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 >>/751264/
He moved there. She didn't move in with him. 
Also, as I recall, several certain NEETs kept telling him it was a good idea to move back to his mums when he's an adult.
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 >>/751284/
Ideally if he is unhappy with how he is being treated he should leave. He is an adult.
But nothing excuses abuse. She could have bought him a brand new house all for himself and it still wouldn't make the way she speaks to him acceptable.
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 >>/751291/
> Retribution solves nothing.
Telling these cunts the truth about what they have done to you is an important part of the process of healing. Half the battle is accepting that they have done something bad to you and you didn't deserve it.
You have to tell them in order to truly make yourself believe it. You have to shout it from the rooftops. "Look what this cunt has done to me, and she can go and get fucked."
I never even told anyone else what was being done to me, and I even let myself be punished at school etc for acting out as an abused person.
I kept their FOUL secrets for no good reason. Now I say fuck them, you should tell them what they have done to you (they are always in denial and living in a fantasy world) and tell everyone else as well.

THEY CAN GET FUCKED

Imagine being a person who abuses their own children and thinking you are superior to anyone! They are the lowest of the low. These cunts are lucky all they escape with is an estrangement and not a knife in their guts. Emotional abuse destroys children and you never recover from it. It causes permanent changes in the brain.

"Oh but she lets him live in her house." as if that is a fair trade for having permanently destroyed him psychologically, all for no good reason. Just because making him feel like shit made her feel a little bit better about herself.
The lowest of the low.

FUCK THEM
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 >>/751296/
There's no excuse for abuse. 
None of us have been there and had to endure having one of us as a dependent. 
Shack up with monk and don't abuse him for being his mong self.
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My JSP wants me to do this training thing - 2 hours, one day a week for 4 weeks. So 4 sessions of 2 hours. Its about updating your resume, looking for jobs and attending interviews well. Think I should do it? I was initially thinking I wouldn't do it and I'd just switch to another provider (what I usually think of doing when I start getting them hounding me like this, though I don't think I've actually switched often) but it doesn't actually seem that bad. Thoughts? For whatever reason she listed it on the job plan (I didn't sign it yet, which obviously she doesn't like) that it would be voluntary, but I inquired and she said I'd get my payment cut off if I didn't attend.
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Quantity over quality. That's three rice cooker cups, a kilo of veg and 500g of bacon. 

Dry fry rice first, add oil and brown, put rice back in rice pot, batch fry bacon, onions, frozen veg to clean wok, then cook sauce and dump everything back in to mix it.
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My JSP is Arab (like most of the office and the people in my area)... her English is actually not that great which is kind of surprising. She was pretty coercive, said to me "I need you to do this" etc, but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt in thinking it was just her poor English because shes misspoke a bit other times including in our recent session. 

She said something like all her other clients are Arab and that I'm the only one who speaks English well, so that makes me the best candidate for doing this training thing and why she "needs" me to do it (a lot to think about there lol). I think she was saying all the other people there would be Arab but I didn't clarify that lol.

I remember in another JSP there was a hot, kind of crazy (talking to herself loudly etc) Arab girl, I regret (hmm lol) not trying to fuck her.
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 >>/751325/
I was pretty close to approaching a cute hijab Muslimess today. Saw her buy a V from one of those small cafe or donut places in the middle of a food court. I haven't ever approached a hijabi, I'm guessing they'd be really flattered because it'd be incredibly uncommon for it to happen to them.
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 >>/751330/
I have good vibes about doing it actually, but of course idk really. I'm decent looking... scraping a 7/10 maybe. 

The area I'm in (kind of similar to Parramatta vibes, if you know it) only seems to have some pubs. I would normally go cafe-pub-cocktail bar but it just has pubs so I think I'd just go cafe-pub.

But wait, do hijabis actually drink? Or would a woman like that (with a scarf) not go to a pub? I don't know lol
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> Susan Boyle's official Spotify account was briefly hacked Monday (Sept. 18) when someone uploaded a very X-rated song to the 62-year-old Scottish singer's page.
> According to a viral TikTok, Boyle's Spotify page briefly featured a bouncy, raunchy hyperpop song called "Anal Queen" yesterday. For a few hours, the song was available to stream alongside actual Susan Boyle tracks such as "I Dreamed a Dream" and "The Winner Takes It All."
https://popcrush.com/susan-boyle-spotify-hacked-nsfw-song/
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Having some moscato. The cashier at Dan's remembered that I didn't have a membership which was fine but he also remembered that I paid by card and didn't want the receipt. Getting a bit scared tbh.
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Had this mocktail at a cafe because I was trying to get more used to going to cafes for when I take a date or go on an instant-date there (exposure therapy). It came out looking more gay than I thought it would (the glass).

And thats the Oporto and Ogalo burgers. The Ogalo was much nicer, the prices were pretty similar ($12.95 vs $15.95). The Ogalo one was more moist due to more mayo, maybe lettuce, etc, and the Oporto one was dryer, felt like it had too much breading. Still nice but I'd def prefer the Ogalo.
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 >>/751387/
I put 20k, all up, into Chainlink and my portfolio reached 500k+ at its height but I never sold and now I have 60k. So I kinda regret not selling and buying a comfy neet abode in Hobart or another small-ish city. Though I've also since learned the upkeep on a home is a few thousand a year, like $3000-4000 or something, idk, which is pretty ridiculous to me because I thought the idea of owning a home was that you don't have to pay shit, or at least not much, to keep it...

Waiting for this next bullrun has been kind of tiring.
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 >>/751317/
> She said something like all her other clients are Arab and that I'm the only one who speaks English well

Fuck off back to Ejypt you filthy sandnigger.
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 >>/751400/
Yeah I figured out the tax stuff and I would get about 350k or less. But there is, and this is including, a clause in which you get 50% off the cgt if you're holding the crypto for longer than 6 months or a year or something.

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I'm White
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Arab girls have seemed flattered by me in the past. Feels good. And I have a huge fetish for nonWhite, non-East Asian women like Indians and Arabs, though not really blacks but kinda. I've never really acted on it though. I've done like 40-45 real approaches this year and they've all been on White women. Whenever I go to Bondi I think to myself I'll hit on an Asian woman at the end of the day if I want to slum it, but its always got too late and I get too tired or something. So far I haven't hit on an Asian at the start or in the middle of an approach session because it seems like a waste of the day (I assume my success rate with Asians of any kind would be very very high)
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> starting 5th September
GregoO...

https://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/2023/news-kfc-popcorn-crunch-bowl-app-secret-menu/
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Feel like monk in late 2017 sweating buckets in a late October scorcher in the warehouse making his first post on the gen.
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Morning bros 
Just had a massive blew with Mum. I went to take a piss and heard her on the phone in the kitchen. She was talking to her friend who has a 16 year old daughter who 'wants to be a boy', I stood in the hallway to listen and she was actually encouraging her friend to let the daughter live as a boy, and that eventually after she comes of age she'd move to Melbourne and start living the progressive tranny lifestyle. I was actually so fuming that my fear were getting warm and my hands were tingling. Couldn't believe she was pushing that shit on a literal teenager. 
She came to my room after realising I was awake and had an absolute spat at me. We both went off and it got deep quick. I told her I have no positive memories of her as a child and that mine, and my brother(s) mental issues were a result of her persistant narky, divorcee behaviour. She didn't like that much and it ended in her yelling at me that her and my old man think my adult life is a complete failure and disappointment. She repeatedly told me I was a loser and a fuckup and even as a kid she knew I would end up this way. 
I told her I was gonna live in my car because it was preferable to living with her. Maybe I'll do it or maybe I'll be a bitch 
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 >>/751488/
He is living in an abusive situation currently. Emotional abuse from the mother and sexually inappropriate behaviour from the stepmother (using the toilet with the door open constantly).
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I need a new house because mum yells at me for sleeping until 3pm and not doing anything productive.
Abuse!
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 >>/751497/
I don't think you're quite qualified to make such assertions and psychobabble nonsense about that pitiable NEET's current situation. I'll remind you to "stay in your lane" when recommending  beverages for satisfying refreshment and to soothe the pressures of day to day life. Speaking of lanes, why not drop into your local Dan Murphys cellar to stock up on a little bit of liquid light relief. My checkout lanes are always open and staffed by well grounded and professional cellarmen who will always be happy to assist you get a reality check on your little exasperations. I offer a 3% discount for your troubles but only if you drop this alcoholism accusatory nonsense forthwith.
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Might need to set up a wftd program for ne'erdowellers and make them go do every day chores for other NEETs mums then have funded social groups for the mothers to discuss why they can do it for others, but not their own family. 
The mothers need the support.
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Dear Weber
Won't you come out of your cave?
Dear Weber
Greet the brand new day, hey
Murphy's up, the oil is fat
It's molestful, and so are you
Dear Wever
Won't you come out of your cave?
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 >>/751507/
"Maybe if I just tried harder or did this instead of that, things would be different." This blame-guilt cycle is sparked when your adult child persistently blames you for his or her problems and refuses to accept responsibility for their struggles and issues. Adult children who think this way are laden with distortions and use their parents as an outlet to vent their anger.
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$5 worth of loyalty points has been added to your account NEET. To the aggreived NEET: I offer the advice that people in glass houses shouldnt cast stones.
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I miss Nanna's workman sandwiches. 
Silverside with tomato, s&p (saxa and McKenzie preground) and sweet mustard pickles (spring gully or 3 3s)  
Sometimes pickled onions (spring gully) too.
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You still have the gym membership aye? Live in your car and use the gym to bathe. You'll be fine mate. It will help you get your arse into gear with regards to getting a job.
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Well keep giving AGL money then.. 
t. Solar cunt trying to sell me shit after waking me up from my lunch nap.
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 >>/751567/
I think it is a femdom thing. Sexual interpretations of Shelob are pretty common with feminists. The wikipedia article covers it from their perspective.
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I do one weights exercise per day now. It makes it easier to stay motivated since each session is quite easy.
Big sessions with multiple different exercises were more offputting and more likely not to get attempted leading to a complete collapse of motivation and long stretches of inactivity.
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Sam gazes at Frodo in Ithilien, noting his beauty, and thinks to himself, “I love him.” They hold each other on the long trek to Mordor — Tolkien said in a letter that he “was [probably] most moved [...] by the scene when Frodo goes to sleep on [Sam’s] breast.” On a different night, Sam “comfort[s] Frodo with his arms and body.”
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Struggling with the low quality plothole-filled political nonsense at the beginning of this Ahsoka episode.
Is there no-one at Disney who can write a decent story any more?
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I strongly oppose droid rights. That overweight barman in the original who made them wait outside was right.
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Wait until you've watched all of episode 7 and then realise it's an 8 episode series and nobody has really actually done anything for seven eighths of the series and it all has to be wrapped up somehow.
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They should not have let the Ahsoka actress do any lightsaber work. She is a terrible athlete. It all looks awful.
Should have been stuntwoman only.
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Yeah gonna be over a grand to replace front shocks.
Bent the front right strut and tried to swap it with a wrecker strut but that cunt was fucked too so gotta get fresh ones.
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> Tasty toobs, burger rings, cheezels
Those are things I ate when I was younger but find too much now. Too salty.
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lol
Just stood outside the gp (because they want vaxx proofs) and spoke to the Webers old gp in my senior bossman voice using clinical language.
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Web would know what the big green building between the gp and the rsl used to be.
Now noone can tell me.
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https://playfordspast.recollect.net.au/nodes/browse/?meta=eyI1IjpbIkVsaXphYmV0aCBTb3V0aCBTaG9wcGluZyBDZW50cmUiXSwiMjQyIjpbIkVsaXphYmV0aCBTb3V0aCBTaG9wcGluZyBDZW50cmUiXSwiMTcxIjpbIkVsaXphYmV0aCBTb3V0aCBTaG9wcGluZyBDZW50cmUiXSwiMjAxIjpbIkVsaXphYmV0aCBTb3V0aCBTaG9wcGluZyBDZW50cmUiXSwiNDciOlsiRWxpemFiZXRoIFNvdXRoIFNob3BwaW5nIENlbnRyZSJdLCI2OSI6WyJFbGl6YWJldGggU291dGggU2hvcHBpbmcgQ2VudHJlIl0sIjExOCI6WyJFbGl6YWJldGggU291dGggU2hvcHBpbmcgQ2VudHJlIl0sIjIyNCI6WyJFbGl6YWJldGggU291dGggU2hvcHBpbmcgQ2VudHJlIl19

Culture and history are skewiff without a trustworthy guide and seer.
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I bet he's referring to the Elizabeth South Library building, opposite the school, and that's a Naval Club not an RSL.
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Heh. I haven't read about this. Not impossible. Albeit even Soviet doctors could figure if someone talks, and they don't understand it, it might be some other language than Russian (they also have Uralics in their country although not mutually intelligible they can know languages can be very different).
I looked it up now and it's true, couple of details are different. I might try to get the book about him.
He died 4 years after of his return home, he was 78.
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Nah feels like it's wandering a bit.
Caster and camber are out on the front right tire and the knuckle doesn't measure the same as the front left.
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This is such a question why I want to get the book.
I can only speculate from the stuff  >>/751650/ here and a Wikipedia article.
Maybe he was isolated too much, enough to make him really crazy. Maybe he did learn some Russian except noone bothered to teach him saying "I am Hungarian".
Besides for 40 years it was mandatory in schools to learn Russian on the Hungary. Noone learnt here, why would he learn there.
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It is odd, isn't it. You'd expect a sane person to have a great desire to return home. Unless he figured Hungary had already been ruined and there was no point going back.
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Sing we for love and idleness,
Naught else is worth the having.

Though I have been in many a land,
There is naught else in living.

And I would rather have my sweet,
Though rose-leaves die of grieving,

Than do high deeds in Hungary
To pass all men's believing.
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Huh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union
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Cruisey has once again requested stuff for womboflix then not bothered turning up. What would be a suitable penalty for this outrage?
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Getting beers and maccas tomorrow. Tomorrow my worker comes. Thinking getting one of the new com bank neo cards. They’re supposed to only have one fee on them.
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My JSP wanted me to call "in 48 hours" about signing up to do this training thing thats a 2 hour session per week for 4 weeks. She was calling me today and I let my phone ring out because I want to make her work for it. I'm gonna go in and sign the job plan tomorrow though (instead of transferring to another provider to get out of it).
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I used to buy a cheap woolies mud cake and eat it in a bowl drowned in full cream milk. That was the best way to do it.
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Cousin in Darwin called me and said to vote yes and had a yarn about pig hunters breaking boongs knees then dropping them in the wetlands, then sent a pic of one on a park bench.
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300g of Dairy Farmers caramelised fig yoghurt. 
It has bits of fig all through it. 
I don't like fig by itself but this is very good.
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An adult book store had been given permission to open there and Mrs Dermody, the mother of a boy I went to primary school with across the road, started a media campaign to stop it before it started.
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You know that actor died back in May?
I want somebody to explain how those witch women could smell Arsesoaker based on her Jedi powers and locate her, but couldn't do the same thing with that Jedi Jew, Ezra, who has apparently been living on the planet for years.
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> What episodes did you watch?
larry goes to baseball game with a nigger hooker
larry has fake heart condition and convinces surrogate to keep babby
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I'm still stuck on S05. It is so fucking slow at this point. The girls on reddit say this is the low point of the show but it picks up in a bit.
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2 large double cheeseburgers meals, add bacon, water for the drink. 
Chips aren't salty enough but they'll do
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Morning.
Retarded possum found its way back into the roof space on the power line at the back. Gonna make a disk out of metal for the wire today.
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Why not put in a jacuzzi and a sound system too? I put metal on the power poles already and now I just gotta do something about the other power line at the back.
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be careful neets 
I'm pretty sure there are active psyops related to the jewish question (both right and left front)
they try to divide everyone by spreading polar opposites controlled propagandas
the best course of action is to either avoid anything related to the jewish question or question everything as much as possible 
mindbreak is real, and we might be next
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traficant de cartoafe
negustor de cartoafe 
negudor cartofar 
you know what? the last one might be the most accurate
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drunk, but not enough to pass the fuck out 
will listen to some elliott smith and hope I will fall asleep 
good night neets
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I have tried all the muffin flavours at woolies, they are all terrible. I think I know who is behind this.
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Had a JSP appointment booked for 11 but they called earlier saying cenno wants a new verification of medical conditions form. This happens every 2 years if you have fake mental illnesses.
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 >>/751892/
I would think he would be seething right now
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I think they changed the recipe in V it one day started making me feel sweetly sick. I picked up the bull on a whim and have just stuck to it. The correct and answer though is I need none of it and should stick to water, nodoz, and infowars brainforce ultra.
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its the sugar in that shit makes you feel crappy. The canned coffee is pretty good but that white mondstar is okay in a pinch. Does the nodoz give you the coffee stomach?
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The one where nuro (RIP) got raped by the park boongs was alright. His acting in it was pretty unbelievable though, he kept moaning and quivering.
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A couple of rough-looking deliverymen delivered my new recliner chair.
Extensive criminal records I would guess.
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A few. One had Jimmy Blacksmith bloke, and another had the Sunday Too Far Away guy. 
Can't remember either name. 
Also, there's something in the piliga is good but no boongs in it, even though it's about a bunyip .
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Had a bad rub experience. Got ripped off and didn't nut. Now I feel like I've been kicked in the balls.
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4 calls and still no loan statement. 
The big downside of larger business, no-one seems to even understand what anyone else does and their job is knowing when it's no longer their job. 
Been through two different receptionists and several manager types. 
Just want a fucking email.
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To firm of a grip. Kept twisting. Kept complaining about sore arm, after like 10 min. Started at 50, then 70 more for basically nothing. 
Swollen balls. Had a wank at a restaurant bathroom. Still sore.
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Bitches at the local takeaway barely acknowledged me. Would've been more enjoyable to just grab a bagged chook from the racks at Colesworth.
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the synopsis on wiki says that arse soaker get pwnd in a light saber fight and that the evil space nazi Boss is on the up for most of the eps. Maybe I'll keep watching since I'm not paying for it except for teh proppo which I'm immune to at this point.
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Besides anyone can make a Star Wars animation right now, without IA, I don't see much fan works out there.
Plus fucking copyright.
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The story was a bit all over the place, I think it was because they just tried to introduce all the characters at once. I will see what the next episode is like.
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I had scrambled eggs with onions, today scrambled eggs with ham.
Had ricin beans for lunch, with onions, bacon, and various grill spice mixes.
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I got into an altercation with another bad home cunt I caught stealing roses from my front garden. This is the second one.
I watched from my window as he stole them. He took the first one reaching in from the footpath and then for the second one he walked up my driveway. I wasn't going to say anything, I just watched him leave, but then I saw him walk up my neighbour's driveway next and start work on theirs. That got me a bit mad because they are elderly people and I know they are proud of their garden and flowers.
I decided I would say something but first I had to put some clothes on and when I got back to the window I saw that he had moved on down the street so I opened the front door and took a step out and yelled out to him to Fuck off.
In typical bad home style - they always see themselves as victims even when caught red-handed in the wrong - he starting swearing back at me and said he only took two little flowers for his girlfriend. He called me a poof and a sook. I told him again to get fucked and then closed the door.
A few minutes later I heard him outside again - he must have come back because he had been heading in the other direction - and he was muttering about it only being two little flowers and he said something about how he could cave my head in.
I didn't go to the window and look, I just ignored him. He's gone now. I was shaking a bit from the stress of it all. I shouted at him quite loud and it was a quiet night I probably made a bit of a scene. Maybe I am a bad home cunt myself. Swearing at people on the street.
It would have been easier to just ignore it all. Maybe I should have just closed the curtain and gone back to bed. I hope he doesn't come back and fuck with my house in some way. This is two bad home cunts I have pissed off now and they both know where I live and I would not even recognise them if I saw them again. It was too dark.
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you did him right neet
keep a baseball bat next to your door for safety
> bad home cunts
what is that?
> I was shaking a bit from the stress of it all 
jesus I also have that problem
mine is from anger mostly
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Fact: he was in the wrong, even stealing from you that he should not had done.
Fact: he deserves a good beating.
It is good you did not attack him like that, perhaps he was under the influence of some substance, or had some tool on him to hurt people with, he dared to go back, so he had some confidence, and you did not made enough impression on him (he betted he could fuck with you and get away with it)
I think it's unlikely he'll go back to you again, or return to the street at all. These just drift around.
Now as for the future:
What I suggest is to get on good terms with neighbours. Small gestures, small favors. If some ruckus happens with such bad home cunt, they'll believe you, and even back you up - maybe not in a fistfight, but with the police if it gets to that. But they might even help you physically, or call the police on the cunt, and help you with the self-defense claim. Who knows. Police won't care about couple of roses, but an assault is an assault.
Get fit. You don't have to be jacked, just trained, got used to exertions.
Get a stick, about a meter long or a bit more. If you don't see anything on him, he still might have a knife. Hit is hand holding the knife, there won't be a problem anymore with it. Even if it becomes a police thing, a knife is a tool suitable to take a life.
Have a prepared story that he was already aggressive and you got the stick to defend yourself.
I dunno about self- and property protection rights in Australia, here it was hard and criminalized, but now as far as I know, if someone enters your property you can do whatever.
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> shaking a bit from the stress
> mine is from anger mostly
It's adrenaline.
Fear and anger has same physical symptoms. Essentially it's a reaction to stress, and the body sends a testosterone and adrenaline shot into the muscles or some such. It's different how each people react. "Fight or flight" reaction and all that jazz (actually its "fight or flight or pretend to fight or freeze/surrender" reaction). One can get used to adrenaline and avoid muscle tremors, but have to put himself into such situations (like go out and picking fights).
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There was a cool video of male gorillas screaming at each other violently while both pissing themselves. Tells it all.
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good advice
he deserved the beating, but given he was a low lifer idk if said neet should lower himself to his level for some flowers 
> but have to put himself into such situations (like go out and picking fights)
might add that contact sports don't work 
did some kickboxing for half a year, but I still get the shakes 
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holy kek
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Keep some sort of club by the door. A cricket bat would be a good choice, but make sure you have some sort of excuse for having it with you.
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> what is that?
"Bad home" and "good home" are /ausneets/ memes. "Bad home" basically means bydlo and good home just means not that.
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Self defence laws aren't terrible here. The big difficulty is justifying why you had the weapon in the first place, not so much how you used it, assuming the use was somewhat symmetric. eg. clubbing someone for swearing would not be justified.
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Most of the violence with cunts like that here is performative. They don't want to get into a fight but they really don't want to be seen backing down from a fight. I've found it is a good practice to not provoke them (so as to not create the social obligation for them to fight them) but not in any way look weak (as this will make them more likely to attack). Silently looking at them and looking completely calm is one way of doing it. Think of how the driver is in Drive or the guy with glasses is Sicario.
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Good on you, NEET. You did the right thing saying something and also not going back out a second time.
In BEST A there is no requirement for reasonable proportionality in the case of home invasion, but you kind of have to wait for them to start attempting to gain entry before you can kill them.
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Gandalf died
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She still has severely swollen knees, ankles, and feet. Blood test has shown abnormal levels of inflammation and she has been referred to an arthritis specialist.
Probably a result of the 5 fucking COVID vaccines she took. There are apparently links between it and new-onset arthritis.
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Maybe, it's hard to link anything. Is she weight bearing okay? 
Hope the fluid goes down, my aunty has swollen legs and needed surgery because her bones are arthritic. 
She's around 200kg though.
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Got Hobbit'd. Many people turned up unexpectedly at my hole. Nothing was clean, not enough chairs, no biscuits or milk, very painful people. 
Forgot about me almost straight away and acted like they were in a pub, feeling very taxed. Still havnt cleared them all out. 

I'm glad gandalf died, because if that cunt had shown up as well I would have been JUST
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My old man is about to get his sixth. I'm gonna avoid being in close contact with him for two months after until the bioactive exosomes hes generating calm down.

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