/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/755088/
Nuro sperged out when I posted that once and said he hadn't had a woman smile at him in ten years.

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People who hurt dogs should be raped and executed.

How?

SA BEST A

 >>/755102/
Kicking dogs.

 >>/755104/
People who put emotional weight on animals are adult children

 >>/755103/
They don't smile at him, they smirk at his handsome devilish complexion.

Going to have some more wine and feast on oranges. Good night.

 >>/755102/
Disgusting things.

I wish I had more chocolate chip cookies now

 >>/755113/
ubereats, let pajeet do something useful

 >>/755112/
She is a literal whore.

 >>/755115/
She writes about her many whoredoms?

 >>/755100/
More like Epstein, sans the millions of dollars.

Can't even say what I want to say to monk because he'll look at the hashes to work out who's saying it.

Starting to smell the bacon hock that's been slowly roasting in the oven the past hour.

The glass tipped back, seemingly of its own accord.
The beer vanished within Detergent and still he remembered nothing.
He stared off into the distance in a deep and manly way and then ordered another pint.

 >>/755117/
NURO DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

 >>/755117/
Nuro's worth more.

 >>/755121/
Iga murdered him and now wears his skin like a suit and rides the eeb around Noosa taking photos.

 >>/755118/
so

 >>/755123/
Based.

 >>/755123/
Based.

 >>/755118/
Why does it matter?

 >>/755127/
 >>/755124/
I care about his opinion of me

 >>/755128/
use a vpn or tor to post your monk message

or give it to me to post and I'll post it since I don't care what monk thinks of me

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Thanks again, for movie!

Tomorrow Technotise Edit and I on Endcorner!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
Same time.

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 >>/755128/
It won't be needed then. He'll be back on the straight and narrow path tomorrow.

 >>/755102/
Repeated Pepes in the catalogue.

 >>/755132/
wagon tomorrow?

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 >>/755131/

 >>/755134/
I think so.

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Can't believe my life didn't turn out like ethan hunt's in mission impossible. Where did I go so wrong?

 >>/755133/
We will delete the offending pepes

I can hear my bad home neighbours yelling at each other

 >>/755138/
lazy neets need to stop creating threads

 >>/755140/
They can't be very lazy if they make threads

 >>/755141/
Fact.

 >>/755137/
> ethan hunt'
About as real as asthma.

the postie delivered my shoes

 >>/755144/
They look good on you NEET.

 >>/755144/
Very stylish.

 >>/755147/
Run neet run.

Feel like I should watch action movies more often, they leave me inspired afterwards to improve myself

 >>/755149/
they also confirm that wasting people is in fact good and cool

Having tea with my Grandma. Showing her the thread. She is asking why Monk is such a fuck up. Not me her words. Any help ?

 >>/755149/
You will become steven seagull one day NEET I believe in you.

 >>/755144/
well feeted

 >>/755149/
> IKTF

 >>/755152/
I want to be young slim seagull, not the fat old one

 >>/755151/
Tell her it's because he wasn't beaten as a boy.
She'll get it.

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Night.

 >>/755155/
That will be a lot harder to achieve.

 >>/755151/
I once texted something snarky to an old boss one evening and he replied saying his mother wanted to know why I was such a cunt

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My last pair (which I have on atm, and are black and green) lasted almost 3.5 years of almost daily wear.
Dunno if they're still cool, but they were the shit as a 14 or 15 year old in the mid-90s.

The odour grows. Rich porky goodness.

 >>/755131/
Techno Tits!

 >>/755159/
Did you reply?

 >>/755163/
I think I replied with something rude about her. It was all in jest and we'd met previously.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HGlIImajcRI

I don't actually look at hashes. I log in so infrequently that I need to read a note which contains my password. 

 >>/755149/
I watch travel vlogs that demolish my strong held belief about people. Luv me Sunni insurrection. Love a Kurdish rebellion. ASIO hates non-white ethnic identity. Fuck those faggots lmao

 >>/754986/
> Detergent Jones stared into the hovel, a look of fierce disgust on his weather beaten face. A lifeless body lay on the moldy linoleum floor, surrounded by empty wine boxes. How could anyone live, let alone die like this he thought while reaching down for a closer look at the suspected murder weapon - seemingly homemade and of poor quality - a set of bicycle gears welded to the end of a metal file.

 >>/755166/
> ASIO hates non-white ethnic identity. 
lol you obviously haven't kept up with the shit coming out of Mike Burgess' mouth in recent years

 >>/755137/
You obviously chose not to accept. Many such cases...

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 >>/755169/
> tfw you chose not to accept, and your life self destructed

 >>/755160/
They look good.

 >>/755144/
Crocs with reinforced soles?

I think it takes me 10.8 standard drinks to get drunk. Any of you know how much it takes you to get drunk?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dq-qsOR4-M8

 >>/755168/
I don't keep up with anyones mouth. 
ASIO == tranny loving nigger apologists. Don't be fooled, the government hates you

 >>/755173/
> Any of you know how much it takes you to get drunk?
anything less than 20 is just a buzz

 >>/755175/
> Don't be fooled, the government hates you
I know.
He has specifically been targeting white christian nationalists, and keeps stating they're the current threat to Australia

 >>/755173/
I always stop at 5 - 6.3  standards.

 >>/755167/
You can see why the poor bloke would want to block that out.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rtxv457XrPQ

 >>/755173/
Half a bottle at least.

 >>/755178/
What happens if you have 6.4?

 >>/755173/
2 and I'm generally pretty fucked

 >>/755180/
 >>/755174/
Just listen to actual Metallica ffs.

 >>/755183/
That's why we give you three drinks on Thursday Nights.

Just watched an ABC doco about a woman with kids, working the bar and living in the motel room of her employer. 
Cunts in this country hate the working class, I've seen it first hand. I'd line them up against the wall if I could. 
Death to the parasitic cunts that fuck people over mate

 >>/755184/
narky

 >>/755187/
He is ANGRY
Angry about metallica impersonation

 >>/755182/
Any more than that and I get a rapid pulse and shallow breathing for the next day or two.

 >>/755190/
AI pic?

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BEST A

 >>/755189/
I get that after only a few drinks

Do you neets ever go to subway? What do you get on it? For me it’s any meat with all of the salads and avocado except spinach and olives usually with garlic aioli or hot chilli

 >>/755191/
If it was AI I'd be in it with my arm around her shoulder...

 >>/755194/
I posted about my dinner one tonight.

 >>/755194/
Scroll up cunt

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reminiscing

 >>/755198/
looks like jesus

drank a bottle of coke during the movie, now I'm too buzzed to sleep. Such a mong

 >>/755196/
Don’t know how I missed that. Was that in the other thread?
 >>/755197/
I just re read the whole thread. There’s nothing about subway?

 >>/755194/
I'm too sensitive about money. I can make sandwiches at home.

 >>/755202/
What do you put on them? I’m trying to find ingredients so I can make my own at home.

 >>/755201/
He just wants you to scroll up he has shares in a mouse wheel company.

 >>/755201/
yeah it would have been

 >>/755203/
Not him but I've been having ham and turkey and cheese and pickle sandwiches.

 >>/755205/
You should say sorry for calling him a cunt.

 >>/755203/
I sometimes copy Subway's Italian BMT at home. Best time to do so is when Woolies is doing 2-for-1 on the Primo lunch meats. Get a suitable roll or two from the bakery section.

 >>/755207/
I didn't?

 >>/755201/
> I just re read the whole thread. There’s nothing about subway?
 >>/754922/

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-06/comedy-wildlife-photo-finalists-2023/102942428

 >>/755209/
Somebody did.

And nobody is getting any (you)'s until they apologise.

That gay cunt pretending he didn't read the subway order for the last 6 months

might need to go to bed
night

 >>/755166/
Can you please ban nuro again.

 >>/755173/
About 8-10 to get started. Less than that and I don't really feel it. I feel it the next day if I hit 20 standoes.

 >>/755215/
Goodnight neet.
I'm going to finish this episode of Gilmore Girls (S05E13) and go to bed.

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 >>/755102/

getting sleepy

 >>/755220/
Good night neet. I've been going to bed at 3am and getting up at noon. Absolutely monk-tier, I need to do better.

o7 MUTHAFUCKAS

Out of wine, onto the TUNs

 >>/755102/
My own reflection.

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I laughed. Got it from /tv/.

Going to put the slow cooker on.

 >>/755226/
Possum called me a slow cooker once.

 >>/755202/
https://youtu.be/052tZFi2gYU?t=2515

 >>/755227/
You need to rape the little bastard when he gets like that, assert your dominance over him. He is too fat to climb trees properly these days so he can't get away.

Eating rasberries, honey and yoghurt

 >>/755194/
I eat the crumbs off of Weber's floor. 
My regular one used to be sweet onion chicken terriyaki. 
Onion, olives, capsicum and cheese toasted, then lettuce cucumber and tomato and sweet onion sauce .

 >>/755203/
Tendie wraps are as good as any subway.

 >>/755221/
Go to bed

 >>/755231/
Lovely

Thinking about how the Ted Albert invented AC-DC out of young's two brothers.

 >>/755167/
Tragic. 

 >>/755179/
He's dead now.

20

https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/holistic-psychiatry/201708/mold-toxicity-common-cause-psychiatric-symptoms

mording

 >>/755242/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/755243/
mording 2 u 2
having a razzle berry mother
need to go next door and feed and water the dogs shortly

 >>/755244/
> Material suitable for frens
Excited.

 >>/755245/
> having a razzle berry mother
New Mondster?

> need to go next door and feed and water the dogs shortly
Give them each a pat from me.

 >>/755247/
> New Mondster?
Mother is a competing brand.
I've had this before. It's okay for a sugar-free energy drink.
It was on special.

 >>/755247/
> Give them each a pat from me.
Will do.

 >>/755244/
quality OC, let's make it a banner

 >>/755250/
It came from Reddit

 >>/755245/
>  water the dogs shortly
Can you just pee on them like plants to save time?

 >>/755252/
That was the plan.
After I've pissed on them, Monk will come and kick them.

 >>/755253/
> Monk will come and kick them.
At this hour?
I doubt he's awake.

 >>/755254/
Good. I don't like dog kickers anyway.

Test

test

I bet Monk thought the server was a dog and kicked it.

 >>/755261/
or drove his car into it

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test

 >>/755254/
Wondering if mong is up yet.

now that the board is back i have nothing intelligent to post

 >>/755264/
probably having a nap in an upturned car on a dirt road nobody visits more than once a week

...as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted - garn bakery to get a mini boston bun, do you neets want anything?

Good morning NEETs.
I did some more clean-up in the front yard. Head high grass removed. Green bin three quarters full.
The early bird gets the worm.

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 >>/755265/
Back to quality shit posting.

 >>/755267/
Something sweet and something savoury, thanks.

 >>/755267/
Two please.

 >>/755268/
Good afternoon NEET.

 >>/755268/
Well gardened.

Hungry.

Jacks

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What do you cunts want ?

 >>/755268/
ProductiveNEET.

I made a cable.

 >>/755265/
I made some really good posts while it was down.

 >>/755276/
The cute girl in the window.

 >>/755276/
I'll have whatever you're having.

 >>/755280/
What if he's having a poo?

They'll be along any minute to apologise to us for the interruption. Any minute now.

 >>/755276/
10 pack of Wicked wings and maxi popcorn chicken please.

 >>/755283/
You should have a salad.

Still hungry, still haven't eaten anything.

 >>/755281/
I'll pass on the steamer.

 >>/755285/
 >>/755284/

 >>/755282/
The Boongs of Australia would like to apologise to the NEETs for calling them woit dog cunts.

 >>/755276/
mind your manners please. I'll take a giant feast, aioli sauces, mountain jew for the drink and make sure they put it in an actual bucket, no boxes for me. Oh, no coleslaw.

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Unna unna unna
Back baby

 >>/755276/
And ask if the drive thru qt is single please.

 >>/755286/
Pass it on to whom?

 >>/755289/
You want a bucket of mountain jew?

 >>/755290/
Oohnah!

 >>/755293/
no, for the 15 pieces of original recipe you mong. They taste different when they're in a bucket.

 >>/755295/
Got it, one box of mountain jew coming right up.

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Once I've eaten the skin from the chicken you guys can have the rest.

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Can't really make dim sum for one person. 
Stir fry pork in noodle rolls, not a health dish.

 >>/755276/
Burger feast and a 10 pack of wicked wings. You're a champ

 >>/755298/
Look good. Where's the dipping sauce?

 >>/755276/
Want you to fuck off, cheers.

THERE IS POO IN MY BUM AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!

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I put some pieces of conduit on the phone lines so that he cant grip on the wire and it will roll, hopefully he will fall to his doom.

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The back of the compound has this power line over the palisade, Its already got a plate on it but I suspect he can somehow climb over it because its rigidly fixed.

 >>/755292/
His partner.

 >>/755303/
 >>/755304/
You are underestimating him. He laughs at these sort of tricks.

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I put another plate on the front power lines, Just like we used to do in nam to keep the gooks off the perimiter. I showed it already to my buddies on the Nazi Steampunk Forum on matrix and they are already calling it "La Dreadnought". This one flips and rolls but is weighted at the bottom. I cant wait to see his face.

You are going to get a visit from the power company telling you to take those things off the lines.

 >>/755279/
Nothing but chads at this franchise 
 >>/755280/
I got 6pieces of hot and spicy but now I just saw that tendie dipper feast I am filled with woe and regret. 
 >>/755283/
Good choice 
 >>/755289/
> put it in a bucket
Sir your power level is showing. Impressive. 
 >>/755298/
FAGSLOP
 >>/755299/
Got it champ ! 
 >>/755301/
No and you get nothing. 
 >>/755307/
Oi you got liocence for that plate ?

 >>/755310/
What will happen to his license at that level ? Asking for a friend.

 >>/755298/
Four please.

I am upset and disappointed in Monk for kicking that poor doggo.

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 >>/755313/
Meh.

 >>/755313/
I don't think he was being cruel, he is just angry and upset with where his life is at at moment and is taking it out on everyone and everything around him. He needs to talk to a psychologist and sort through his feelings and come up with a plan to improve his life.

 >>/755315/
> a plan to improve his life.
Why do we keep pretending there is one? We are all doomed.

 >>/755303/
 >>/755304/
 >>/755307/
Good luck.

had oporto for dindins
got some churros for when the moofie is on

 >>/755319/
Smart planning.

scrap that
ate them while they were still warm

got a bag of cinnamon sugar left
nigga must have been heavy handed when he coated the churros

 >>/755322/
Don't waste it.

 >>/755315/
He needs to grow the fuck up quickly.
Even Nuro and iga can keep a roof over their heads and food on their plates.

Anyone else on /pol/ at the moment ? Things are getting spicy 🌶️

 >>/755326/
No. We're not. We don't want them here either.

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Hey, fellas!
Movie in roughly 52 mins.
Technotise Edit and I
on Endcorner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Now Outdoors Unsupervised stealth camps, and probably cooks some slop. Gempa with kotu. Or kotu with gempa.

 >>/755328/
I will come to see Techno Tits with you.

 >>/755327/
You absolute fucking gronk. There is apparently a big happening in Israel rn…

 >>/755329/
kek

#MeToo

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 >>/755330/
o7

 >>/755330/
Trust the plan.

 >>/755328/
I will come along. But this is your last chance to screen a watchable moofie.

 >>/755330/
yeah and? it's just another day ending in y. they'll just do what they usually do to palestine in response (which is always disproportionate) and things will continue as normal

 >>/755334/
> your last chance
Or tab close?

https://www.9news.com.au/national/gamer-jailed-over-hammer-attack-on-sex-worker-nsw-courts/d98f8a6f-9727-43c4-b5df-1e01c4374982

 >>/755330/
> a big happening in Israel 
A few rockets. Same old shit.

 >>/755337/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

 >>/755298/
Looks like used condoms after a gay orgy.

 >>/755340/
Hot!

 >>/755338/
yeah the only interesting bit was some hammas guys hiding in an israeli bomb shelter and killing the kikes who ran in

 >>/755338/
You missed the Palestinian Bendon Tarrants.

good time to change the topic i think

 >>/755342/
> some hammas guys
 >>/755339/

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 >>/755344/
What would you want to have as a last meal?

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 >>/755344/
He's right.

Now is the time to stock up before Techno Tits

 >>/755345/
>  HAMMAS TIME !

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 >>/755348/
> hummus time

 >>/755350/
International Executive.

Babby needs his bottle. Back soon.

 >>/755352/
Goon?

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Ready.

5 minutes till movie, fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

All right movie time.
Starting.

 >>/755356/
LAST
CHANCE

When you go into a French rub and tug you ask for a Cruisey with Cheese.

 >>/755358/
kek

 >>/755358/
Well Bantered

It's a cartoon about an autistic boy

AusPost delivered me a parcel today. I did not know they delivered on Saturdays. That has never happened before.

 >>/755362/
I wouldn't trust it, it's probably a trap.

 >>/755362/
It's a trap.

Wonder if I could get ztepmum to get it's cert and be monks herder then get him lite and easy meals and spend half days at the men's shed instead of wfd.

 >>/755326/
I saw the 23and me thread and it's  big if true 
Proves that Poles rule the world.

 >>/755362/
They'll be doing it more and more as we head towards Christmas.

 >>/755358/
Lol

 >>/755365/
Sounds do-able.

The Mens shed might be just what Monk needs. Look them up Monk.

The salvos food vouchers, free sleeping bags to hock in to Cashies.

 >>/755370/
 >>/755371/
Hopefully the gum doesn't come down beforehand.

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This popped up on Youtube for me today.

Feel like a Zinger Slider Stacker and large chips.

 >>/755373/
If you're using ublock just make sure you have updated to the latest version, purge all caches and then update them.

 >>/755374/
Go for it NEET.

 >>/755300/
It's in the roll, mostly hoisin, ginger, garlic, chilli.

 >>/755370/
They are full of old bored blokes desperate to tell you their very boring stories.

 >>/755378/
Poor old buggers.

 >>/755379/
Yeah, they deserve better.

 >>/755378/
The stories may do him well as advice.

 >>/755380/
They should have died in battle.

 >>/755381/
That is a fair point, he could do with some real world focus.

Monk cannot take advice, he thinks he is better than everyone else.

 >>/755378/
Men’s sheds are filled with Geezers that have blown every_single_last_chance they ever got and then some 

He will fit right in.

 >>/755385/
He will get angry that they want him to listen to them though.

 >>/755373/
still living ad-free on youtube, am greatly ashamed of how much of a youtube addict I've become over the past few years

 >>/755378/
perhaps some of them will want to rent some bussy, solving monk's financial woes

 >>/755387/
Don’t have a google account, don’t login, suprised how friendly the algorithm has been to me. I get really good recommendations.

 >>/755388/
Mens shed manwhore has to be better than homeless camp manwhore.

 >>/755387/
You need to lose the shame. You are what you are NEET. This was meant to be the year of acceptance.

 >>/755390/
Monk just really needs to murder his mother on the down low. Embalm her and then live care free Patrick Bateman Style.

 >>/755392/
Do not even joke about it.

 >>/755392/
He'd have to kill the tranny and the dog too.

 >>/755391/
I reject your year of acceptance

 >>/755394/
He can do that in the shower.

Waiting for the possum to make his move. Broadband is out, probably because of the damage to thae lines.

 >>/755396/
Makes the clean up easier.

 >>/755397/
He will take out your phone lines and then your power next.
And only then when you lie helpless in the dark will he strike.
Fear the Possum NEET, be afraid very afraid.

Thanks, fellas for attending.
I found the movie very interesting.

 >>/755395/
I accept your rejection.

 >>/755401/
Thank (You)

 >>/755397/
Goodbye neet.

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 >>/755401/
Thanks for the techno tits big fella 

Next job since this place has been unfucked is trying to figure out how to undo chickenshit dinner 9000 IP range bans….

 >>/755400/
He'll win the battle against the Poxxum

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 >>/755400/
He was sleeping when I prepared my defenses, this is a turn based game of attrition.

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 >>/755406/

Look at those shoulders and claws.
He will gut you with one swipe.

 >>/755403/
Sure.

 >>/755405/
> banned from all boards
That was mine.
If you provide the range, I can forward it to Odili, who can lift it.

 >>/755405/
I hope chicken dick drops dead

 >>/755407/
he has one of those hamas paragliders

 >>/755410/
Don't do any such thing he deserved all those bans.

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 >>/755409/
> He will gut you with one swipe.

 >>/755400/
A possum in night vision goggles will be the last thing he sees.

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 >>/755415/
I envisage this scene to be like this image.

 >>/755410/
Thanks the one in the picture is the main one give that a go. I’ll have to do some more work to compile all the mobile IPs

 >>/755417/
You wank to that image.

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Good idea for Monk to get all the boonging out his system.

 >>/755421/
one final binge and then hit the wagon tomorrow?

 >>/755422/
Exactly.

 >>/755421/
That's only 34 drinks every 24 hours.
If he started at breakfast each day, that's hella easy to do without even getting mega shitfaced.

Out of bed at 7pm today after last nights goon session

 >>/755425/
Early monk.

 >>/755424/
He could drink more than 34 standards. Clean his system out.