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Can't even say what I want to say to monk because he'll look at the hashes to work out who's saying it.
The glass tipped back, seemingly of its own accord.
The beer vanished within Detergent and still he remembered nothing.
He stared off into the distance in a deep and manly way and then ordered another pint.
Having tea with my Grandma. Showing her the thread. She is asking why Monk is such a fuck up. Not me her words. Any help ?
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My last pair (which I have on atm, and are black and green) lasted almost 3.5 years of almost daily wear.
Dunno if they're still cool, but they were the shit as a 14 or 15 year old in the mid-90s.
I don't actually look at hashes. I log in so infrequently that I need to read a note which contains my password. 

 >>/755149/
I watch travel vlogs that demolish my strong held belief about people. Luv me Sunni insurrection. Love a Kurdish rebellion. ASIO hates non-white ethnic identity. Fuck those faggots lmao
 >>/754986/
> Detergent Jones stared into the hovel, a look of fierce disgust on his weather beaten face. A lifeless body lay on the moldy linoleum floor, surrounded by empty wine boxes. How could anyone live, let alone die like this he thought while reaching down for a closer look at the suspected murder weapon - seemingly homemade and of poor quality - a set of bicycle gears welded to the end of a metal file.
I think it takes me 10.8 standard drinks to get drunk. Any of you know how much it takes you to get drunk?
 >>/755175/
> Don't be fooled, the government hates you
I know.
He has specifically been targeting white christian nationalists, and keeps stating they're the current threat to Australia
Just watched an ABC doco about a woman with kids, working the bar and living in the motel room of her employer. 
Cunts in this country hate the working class, I've seen it first hand. I'd line them up against the wall if I could. 
Death to the parasitic cunts that fuck people over mate
Do you neets ever go to subway? What do you get on it? For me it’s any meat with all of the salads and avocado except spinach and olives usually with garlic aioli or hot chilli
 >>/755203/
I sometimes copy Subway's Italian BMT at home. Best time to do so is when Woolies is doing 2-for-1 on the Primo lunch meats. Get a suitable roll or two from the bakery section.
 >>/755227/
You need to rape the little bastard when he gets like that, assert your dominance over him. He is too fat to climb trees properly these days so he can't get away.
 >>/755194/
I eat the crumbs off of Weber's floor. 
My regular one used to be sweet onion chicken terriyaki. 
Onion, olives, capsicum and cheese toasted, then lettuce cucumber and tomato and sweet onion sauce .
https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/holistic-psychiatry/201708/mold-toxicity-common-cause-psychiatric-symptoms
...as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted - garn bakery to get a mini boston bun, do you neets want anything?
Good morning NEETs.
I did some more clean-up in the front yard. Head high grass removed. Green bin three quarters full.
The early bird gets the worm.
 >>/755276/
mind your manners please. I'll take a giant feast, aioli sauces, mountain jew for the drink and make sure they put it in an actual bucket, no boxes for me. Oh, no coleslaw.
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The back of the compound has this power line over the palisade, Its already got a plate on it but I suspect he can somehow climb over it because its rigidly fixed.
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I put another plate on the front power lines, Just like we used to do in nam to keep the gooks off the perimiter. I showed it already to my buddies on the Nazi Steampunk Forum on matrix and they are already calling it "La Dreadnought". This one flips and rolls but is weighted at the bottom. I cant wait to see his face.
 >>/755313/
I don't think he was being cruel, he is just angry and upset with where his life is at at moment and is taking it out on everyone and everything around him. He needs to talk to a psychologist and sort through his feelings and come up with a plan to improve his life.
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Hey, fellas!
Movie in roughly 52 mins.
Technotise Edit and I
on Endcorner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Now Outdoors Unsupervised stealth camps, and probably cooks some slop. Gempa with kotu. Or kotu with gempa.
 >>/755330/
yeah and? it's just another day ending in y. they'll just do what they usually do to palestine in response (which is always disproportionate) and things will continue as normal
https://www.9news.com.au/national/gamer-jailed-over-hammer-attack-on-sex-worker-nsw-courts/d98f8a6f-9727-43c4-b5df-1e01c4374982
AusPost delivered me a parcel today. I did not know they delivered on Saturdays. That has never happened before.
Wonder if I could get ztepmum to get it's cert and be monks herder then get him lite and easy meals and spend half days at the men's shed instead of wfd.
Waiting for the possum to make his move. Broadband is out, probably because of the damage to thae lines.
 >>/755397/
He will take out your phone lines and then your power next.
And only then when you lie helpless in the dark will he strike.
Fear the Possum NEET, be afraid very afraid.
I ordered a large Big Mac meal and a large quarter pounder meal for delivery. It’s going to take them an hour though.
 >>/755421/
That gives PTSD from my FIFO days on helicopters. We would get absolutely maggot on the last day in WA and some faggot would alway buy shots and then we would have to get up early and pack our shit to grab an early flight. 

Fuck. I am feeling sick just thinking about it.
we need a neet food delivery app so that each time one of us goes to the drive thru he can pick up stuff for other hungrey neets
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 >>/755453/
We need to all vote for the abbo voice and then all claim to be abbos and then make the government give us a special neet abbo service for food and goon deliveries as well as no interest loans
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Heading off camping after lunch. Heading to a remote mountain for a couple of days. I'm going to scout it for bug-out area potential. Its in a mysterious triangle retards go off trail to take selfies and disappear so full operational security will be in effect and I wont be taking my phone. Coffee day look out neets, got a loaf of bread in the maker.
Possum ased me if I wanted a trick or a treat once and when I said a treat he told me I had answered incorrectly.
If ausneets was a tv show Monk would go out on a mad drunken mignight drive and end up running over tiffin innawoods.
need to apply for a payment plan for  the fine I got because unlike nuro I'm poor and can't buy nice things
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This week could be a busy week on womboflix. In the next few days I'm expecting Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning to come out, and we'll show it the same day it is released.

Then, on Friday the 13th, womboflix will terrify you with Talk To Me (2022) - a horror movie about a group of friends discover how to conjure spirits using an embalmed hand, they become hooked on the new thrill, until one of them goes too far and unleashes terrifying supernatural forces.

On Saturday Michael Douglas stars in Falling Down (1992), and on Sunday we have David Fincher's masterpiece Se7en (1995)
Yesterdays zinger came with a chicken rib in the burger. 
Probably because I asked to change every sauce to guarantee fresh patties. 
I can't see how that could have been an accident.
> Hamas gunmen massacred 270 civilians at the Peace Love & Trance festival and took others hostage
Those cheeky arabs
Cruisey and I took lots of drugs and then did a seance once and we thought we accidently summoned some dark maicious spirits that smashed the house up and stole things but it turned out we just left the front door open and some boongs had walked in.
 >>/755529/
is 4pol still infatuated with that fake white insta whore that got truck of peace'd and noscope head shot'd? I cant see that story arc staying out of the normie channels for long.
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 >>/755544/
Packed and shut down. Goodbye survival compound but I'll be back in time for moofies and vooting.  Have fun without me retards, dont doom scrool yourselves into total mental retardation.
Possum became the man in the ceiling at Tiffo's and eyed off his lemon collection and rather than beating him off, tiff ran away into the scrubland leaving his phone behind so he couldn't be notified on what will inevitably happen once he realises there's garlic bread in the pixxa freexer once.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/mum-feeding-possum-oblivious-to-gigantic-huntsman-spider-terror-right-under-her-nose/news-story/ca75acdf1eb24ca3b280a4add657cac2
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 >>/755583/
Nuro would have some mong objection to the portrayal of the lasers in it. He thought he was clever objecting to the "beer atoms" in that Einstein film.
 >>/755588/
if not that, I must consume at least 1/3 of romania's beer supply 
goddamit 
> woke up at 2 pm 
> drink all day and night till it's 6 am and I have to leave to work
> greeted by the firefighters with beers 
> proceed to drink even more 
as I was saying, the vasluian liver has been conditioned through fuck knows how many generations to withstand stupid amounts of alcohol
To show solidarity with the israeli people I move we rename the neet compound to the neet kibbutz -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibbutz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Lombard#Pripyat_Marshes_massacres
> 'all Jews must be shot. Drive female Jews into the swamps'.
Sounds like Posso.
> Eva Green
> Alison Brie
> Rachel Weisz
Who else? I get the feeling there are at least two other Jewesses that get posted here fairly often.
Bit of a scene at Hoyts after I demanded to know how the young fella managing the candy bar can sleep at night knowing he's serving choctops during non-dessert hours. Must've leant on him a bit too hard because soon he was weeping loudly and obviously I wasn't far behind
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Good Afternoon NEETs. 

Been in an opiate Coma. Avoiding the GEN on my Day off. Had a snooze at the secret beach 🏝️ 

Back to reality. Considering food options.
 >>/755609/
She'd tell you off and make you tuck it into your belt, then look at you menacingly while tapping her foot while you sweeped the driveway, looking up occasionally to acknowledge all the people passing by.
You’d reckon for $170 a camp stretcher could be half fuckin comfortable aye 
Tempted to visit gook lady
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-09/voice-referendum-cross-of-remembrance-vandalised-victor-harbor/102950232
Motherbat mentioned this in her good mording text
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-03/speed-signs-defaced-as-voice-referendum-early-polling-starts/102929088
this is funny though
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/common-woolworths-cheese-recalled-over-listeria-contamination/news-story/fa45276a30da1b5db7e9f166ee7a5865
I think Nuro is the only one of you faggy twats to eat camembert (on pixxa), but just in case.
 >>/755711/
> On April 25, 2023, the company announced its partnership with Mia Khalifa, where she was responsible for spearheading the company's corporate social responsibility initiatives, focusing on issues related to social justice, advocacy, and the responsible consumption of magic truffles
Don't mind this Arsesoaker. Just finished ep3(three). The sheila with teh multi-coloured hair reminds me of Olive.
There is a full on homo scene in American Gods where a djinn roots an Omani cunt and fills him with fire to turn him into one. 
Or the guy is now his lantern. 
Had to skip through it
Cat woke me up 4 times last night, the first two by scratching my face and the second two by howling when locked out. 
Very tired, cat is still bothering me
 >>/755771/
The hose was fine. The radiator hose neck had snapped under the clamp. New radiator tomorrow.
Nigger rigged it and filled it with water to get home, and she almost overheated again. Car is off at the moment in the driveway but the fans are still running trying to cool the cunt down.
FML.
 >>/755772/
Is it just bent or is the actual radiator got a leak? 
Get a big grommet and duct tape the seal, it won't last forever but it's a lot cheaper than the $500+ they'll likely charge for a new one. 
I think my old Astra one cost $1200
 >>/755773/
The piece of plastic that the hose connects to has snapped off. The temporary fix barely got me home at a snail’s pace.
$70 to get a taxi to the desk whizzers to fix their “urgent” problems. Will cost the same or more to get home again.
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Gillette mach 3+ razors were on special and their cartridges. Felt so much better shaving today after having used their cheap disposables before. I'm happy to spend a bit more for a comfy shave.
 >>/755832/
Who the fuck are you and why are you in the asshole of North Queensland ? Cairns has always sucked. The fact you were at a kiddie beach explains everything.
> Mental health patients waiting days in emergency due to chronic bed shortages at Queensland's largest hospital
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-10/queensland-mental-health-unit-patients-waiting-days/102945254
 >>/755848/
Up this way we didn't even have a Dr in emergency for a while, when someone came in they plonked you down in front of a pc screen and you talked to a Dr 700km away, if it was a severe emergency they shipped you 110km away to the nearest ER.
 >>/755856/
We had one before in er but they didn't rehire him because Hunter health will only employ them for 12 months or so and get someone new. Sirs are the only ones we get now, I think there is a GP from Iran that has recently started in one of the local surgerys, white Australian doctors don't want to work in the country.
 >>/755870/
yeah they're real fucken charitable... told them I was held up getting there with the car issue, told them how much the taxi cost, nobody asked where I lived or offered a lift home
Went to the shops, its changed since I was last there. Less bogans, more asians. More of cruiseys massage joints. Went to the gook grocery store, they take card now. Times are a changin

 >>/755872/
I might get some later. Still a bit taxed. 

 >>/755878/
That actually looks pretty doable
> The truth behind 'haunted' houses? Toxic moulds can cause severe psychosis and hallucinations, researchers say
https://nationalpost.com/news/world/the-truth-behind-haunted-houses-toxic-moulds-can-cause-severe-psychosis-and-hallucinations-researchers-say
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Off the darts. Read Allen carrs the easy way a few days ago and then read the few most important chapters again this morning before extinguishing my final durry. Going well, feeling positive and optimistic. On black blend 43 #5 for the day. I can only usually have 2-3 max.
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I'd still be addicted to nicotine. Gums and mints I just pop all day when I've tried that before. Same with vapes, I just puff all day even while in bed. I can't control nicotine addiction in any form.
Also calculated that If I lived until 60 and continued smoking the way I do, I would spend $380,000 on cigs.
 >>/755914/
> It's really important to the team at Menulog to understand what happened with your order so we can improve our systems and processes, so we're looking into this in a little more detail. We'll be in touch with an email update shortly
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This Friday the 13th on womboflix, we are marking the date with Talk to Me(2022) an Australian supernatural horror film that follows a group of teenagers who discover they are able to contact spirits using a mysterious embalmed hand, only for things to go too far...

On Saturday, Michael Douglas starts taking back America, one bullet at a time, in Falling Down (1993)

On Sunday Bradd Pitt and the wise old negro Morgan Freeman track a biblically inspired serial killer in Se7en (1995)

We're also expecting the latest Mission Impossible to be out this week, and we'll screen it the day it's released.
 >>/755925/
It's booked in for tomorrow to have a new radiator and hoses and possibly a new water pump (that was making some noises when we got it running again this morning, probably from being run dry).
Car insurance bill for the year came while I was at the whizzers.
 >>/755932/
Thermostat housing is on the rear of the fucking engine on a VE. Last time the housing was leaking they had to drop the tranmission to get to it.
 >>/755936/
https://www.revhigh.com.au/holden-commodore-vz-ve-vf-thermosta
> There are several methods to getting to this component and all of them are about as much fun as a Jehovahs Witness themed fancy dress party.
 >>/755971/
>  woman running a respected massage business has had enough of 'rude' Aussie men demanding a 'happy ending' and decided to lock them out.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12613401/Phai-Thai-Massage-owner-slams-men-happy-endings.html
Gaucamole done. Tzatziki done. Now to cook the meat that's been out of the fridge the past 2+ hours. But you know what they say, you should always bring your meat to 'room temp' before cooking.
These ain't your average tacos. And I just remembered the jalapeno in teh freexer. After cooking the meat I'll fry up an onion with a red capsicum.
Visited gook lady. Looking a bit scruffed up and wearing yesterdays clothes still. Not the best look if I'm to woo her
 >>/755950/
Would only be a bit less if I bought loose tobacco and used that machine. I smoked tailormades but I'm sure ryo baccy is definitely over $1.50 per gram. Would only be viable if I bought illegal homegrown baccy.
 >>/756025/
> what is the most scared you were
< filling out this form
> what was the most serene you felt?
< filling out this form
> what was the most stressed you felt?
< filling out this form
Sportsbet should start on market on how many months before weber sleeps in a real bed again
My bets on 18
 >>/756048/
besides that wannabe escort with a tit smaller than the other who got a bucket of ice poured over her head, I had never seen more a more atrocious looking pair of tits
Apparently a wise philosopher once said "If you can make her smile and giggle, you can make that ass clap and jiggle".
I can't.
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/cal-wilson-dead-at-53-beloved-comedian-and-tv-personality-passes-away/news-story/724081beceb8f6b6e1dcf9dacc89fa44
laughed to death
 >>/756049/
BUT...THERE IS ONE THEY FEAR!!!
GRUSSYKIIN
GRANDPA PORN
*REDEEM SAAR*
Bootyful
Pls show bobs
Do needful
Oh mai God
Your compooter
Has Wirus
Call sooooon
Bloody bitch
Go down hill
You will Ack-ci-dent

Grussykiin
Grussykiin
Greatest man ever been
British Shocked
India Rocked
Pakistan we shall burn
Israel my best friend
Muzzie scum we'll upend
And when the sun goes down
Grandpas hind I shall pound!
The thing about "grussykin" (grandpa pussy) and "grandpa porn" is a reference to that video of the indian man in the photo raping his grandfather up the arse as some sort of internet prank.

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