/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Harrumph.

 >>/756057/
mondster

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Ok neets, Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 (2023) will be on womboflix tonight, at 7pm AEDT

 >>/756063/
It's almost three hours long, thicc.

 >>/756064/
We can watch half tonight and half tomorrow if you want.

 >>/756064/
Tom has short leggies

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wCxRHueX6jQ

 >>/756066/
I bet he's wearing height elevating shoes in that picture

 >>/756068/
definitely got lifts in his boots

need to get dressed and remove the stealable stuff from the car

 >>/756071/
bad home area?

 >>/756072/
It is, but I’m more worried about apprentice mechanics helping themselves to stuff

Should have shidded before going out. On the walk back every step was making fart bubbles come out

 >>/756073/
A mechanic once told me never to trust mechanics. Should I trust him on this?

 >>/756075/
Yes

While I was there one of the apprentices walked in wearing socks and thongs.

 >>/756077/
you should've insisted he put on some pants at least

Apparently a wise philosopher once said "If you can make her smile and giggle, you can make that ass clap and jiggle".
I can't.

no arsesoaker to download today
might have to do some work

 >>/756078/
Where is he going to wipe all the grease now?

 >>/756045/
He's in a better place now.

 >>/756046/
Goodnight.

 >>/756076/
And we all know what yes means.

 >>/756083/
I will resume with the Bill updates on the 21st. I have no choice but to host him for the remainder of October and November.

The NEETs that dine on cunny grool
All used to poo in Nuros pool

 >>/756086/
Has Bill joined the homeless?

 >>/756065/
I would be happy to attend for that half and half showing over two days. 
Should be fine for tonight and hopefully tomorrow night.

I bet Bill completely destroyed his own house.

 >>/756070/
Chad wildlife.

 >>/756074/
It's spilling out of you.

 >>/756089/
No, I mean I have a lot of work to do to make the hovel presentable to Motherbat when she comes to stay at Xmas.

Possum put crackers in my bum and encouraged a marmot to find and eat them once.

 >>/756094/
Kek, I completely misunderstood that.

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 >>/756095/

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/cal-wilson-dead-at-53-beloved-comedian-and-tv-personality-passes-away/news-story/724081beceb8f6b6e1dcf9dacc89fa44
laughed to death

 >>/756057/
instant, white.

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 >>/756097/
That's almost exactly what it looked like exiting my poor hole.

 >>/756049/
BUT...THERE IS ONE THEY FEAR!!!
GRUSSYKIIN
GRANDPA PORN
*REDEEM SAAR*
Bootyful
Pls show bobs
Do needful
Oh mai God
Your compooter
Has Wirus
Call sooooon
Bloody bitch
Go down hill
You will Ack-ci-dent

Grussykiin
Grussykiin
Greatest man ever been
British Shocked
India Rocked
Pakistan we shall burn
Israel my best friend
Muzzie scum we'll upend
And when the sun goes down
Grandpas hind I shall pound!
The thing about "grussykin" (grandpa pussy) and "grandpa porn" is a reference to that video of the indian man in the photo raping his grandfather up the arse as some sort of internet prank.

 >>/756100/
is it really instant if you have to stir it and add milk?

Going to go to coles to get iced coffee and choc chip cookies and milk and apples and bananas and baccy.
 >>/756101/
Kek

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 >>/756051/
She looks nice out of cosplay.
I wonder what she is on the Hungary/Romania?

 >>/756096/
Yes. And why would I side with my brother-in-law over my sister if they had split up?

 >>/756103/
I go milk, coffee, water.
Helps to rehydrate the coffee more slowly.

 >>/756102/
It's all fun and games until grandad gets arse raped.

 >>/756106/
You could demand free labour and use him as a servant.

BUM RASH

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