/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs


New Reply on thread #756113
X
Max 20 files0 B total
[New Reply]

[Index] [Catalog] [Banners] [Logs]
Posting mode: Reply [Return]

thumbnail of 1641202986267.png
thumbnail of 1641202986267.png
1641202986267 png
(925.45 KB, 1078x730)
































No. 756146 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-11/neo-nazis-likely-behind-lidia-thorpe-video/102952670
lol imagine getting pwned by the ABC's IT department and letting somebody called 'Stefanos Eracleous' into your white nationalist club










































No. 756189 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756187/
 >>/756188/
That's just that one particular area I might have some skills in. And it's not respected. No employer has ever promoted me or rewarded me with anything. No workplace has ever cared when I've gone.
Every other aspect of my life is in complete disarray or nonexistent or never even happened.










































































































































































No. 756361 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756360/
And a nice face.
She only goes topless unfortunately. She won't show her growler which is odd because she does 'simulated sex' scenes which are close ups of her face and breasts in a POV missionary type thing where she rocks herself on the bed.









No. 756371 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Only thing more pathetic than the Olive/Debikkie simping is when Weber fan-boyed nuro, giving that slime a hundred bucks to do a menial task a monkey could complete, And lets not forget the 'NFT' printout that was green-binned quicker than Helen's carcass.

























No. 756396 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/mumoftwo-chokes-and-dies-after-cramming-seven-marshmallows-into-her-mouth-in-eating-competition/news-story/c4b1170487372c9121b7c16567693025































































No. 756459 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756401/
Pretty disappointed in Noel Pearson. 
I know he's an ABC sbs black fella but I've listened to him a bit and I can't see how this is in line with him. 
A few years ago he said that any Aussie more than 5 (I think) generations should be seen as a native Australian as that's as long as any aboriginal oral history.

















No. 756476 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
There was a story a long time ago I never got around to posting. Six years ago I met a woman at a family event, she was a friend of a relative. She had recently gotten out of prison but wasn't skanky or anything. She didn't say what she went away for but said it was a white collar crime. She was studying at Flinders with the intention of becoming an advocate or something for women in prisons.
I was fucking around on prozzie websites in Adelaide (just out of curiosity) and came across a listing that I am fairly sure was her. The photos had the face blurred but the body was the same and I could see she had the same short blonde hair. The age was correct and it said she was "new in town" which would make sense. I briefly considered acting on it some way like blackmailing her or something but thought better of it.










No. 756486 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756484/
Kek, what the fuck neet. I would've thought they'd be use to porn talk type shit, I wonder if she thought you were serious and actually wanted to do whatever? They'd probably have pushy cunts pretty often, especially teh gooks.







No. 756493 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
First time I was with a lady of the night I licked her weber hole. I still remember the taste. Had that kind of strawberry shampoo fragrance with the metallic reality of cold flesh


No. 756495 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
I hate that name brand stuff actually tastes better. Mrs Macs pies have better pastry than the ones I normally get, even better than the 4and20 ones. The filling seems similar but the better pastry is very noticeable.















No. 756510 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/wealth/spoil-her-rotten-sons-promise-to-mum-after-winning-730k-off-lotto-ticket-she-purchased-for-his-birthday/news-story/ad568a7ac6d0a8360f4423d2e7786cec
> ‘Spoil her rotten’: Son’s promise to mum after winning $730k off lotto ticket she purchased for his birthday
> A man has revealed his shock at winning almost a quarter-of-a-million dollars




















































No. 756562 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Got distracted by something and forgot that I was meant to attempt to acquire a gf this week. Going to put it off to next week. I'll get a hair cut tomorrow. Going to spend a few days getting house work and shit sorted.
Sounds doable.



















No. 756581 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/qld-escooter-riders-face-6200-fines-for-riding-on-footpaths-bike-lanes-in-harsh-statewide-crackdown/news-story/4f4714e7fac9329549ab1a7446a53502




No. 756585 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
There is a small black cat that has been hanging out in my backyard recently.
He won't let me pat him but he doesn't run away when I go out there.
I have decided to name him Wizzy.


No. 756587 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
neets it just dawned on me that i have officialy spent over half of my life on chans
it hurts to think about what could've been if i never went on /x/ the first time when i was 12


No. 756589 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756587/
Are you 24? I have spent about the same length of time but I have at least learnt stuff from doing so. You need to start visiting higher quality boards on better imageboards.
And stop saying chans you fucking mong, they are imageboards.















No. 756604 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Not bad I suppose only a $9 increase since I first went 100/40 back in 2012 ($71.10)
> As a result, your 100/40 plan price will change to $79.99/mth 
> your CAPPED usage plan has been refreshed to UNCAPPED INTERNET.




























No. 756632 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
I referred to myself as a 'perpetual loser' in a text exchange with Motherbat yesterday, and she didn't correct me. She just replied "yeah well [...]" and continued on with whatever she wanted to say.


















No. 756650 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
morning cunts 
I finished my shift and also received my 100 usd paycheck for a video editing gig 
bought some camels because I was too lazy to get more tobacco, and now I'm drinking beer 
life's good






No. 756656 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
I popped into Drakes for some meat specials. Tray of Lamb loin chops at $13.50 a kilo and a piece of bolar beef for roasting at $10.90 a kilo.
I gave the promotional Hot Wheels toy car (free with $60 spent) to the negress with kids who was behind me at the checkout. She was very grateful.
Another example of me spreading the good home ethos to this blighted area.















No. 756671 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
NEET lore is such bullshit. Its basically flexing on other NEETs because you remember what some faggot scratched into a public toilet stall before the council wagie painted over it 100 times ago.





No. 756676 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
how the fuck am I supposed to hit 65 anyway? 
drinking aside, I have asthma and I'm smoking 2 packs a day
moreover, I'm sleeping next to nothing for 30 hours and then I crash in bed for 10-12 hours
how the hell am I supposed to get to that age? I will either go mad of die


































No. 756710 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions
thumbnail of dead-reckonong1.jpg
thumbnail of dead-reckonong1.jpg
dead-reckonong1 jpg
(575 KB, 1920x1080)
thumbnail of talk_to_me.jpg
thumbnail of talk_to_me.jpg
talk_to_me jpg
(724.2 KB, 3482x2332) 
Alright neets, we're going to finish Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 tonight, starting in 1 hour. Then tomorrow we're watching the Australian horror film, Talk To Me (2022). I haven't seen it but from the first 60 seconds it seems to be about a bunch of bogans and a mummified hand.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix



















































No. 756761 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Went for a cruise. It was raining. Awful industrial and residential suburbs. Congested roads, tarmac more broken up than a street in Gaza. Doing 80 in peak hour with hotted up utes in the oncoming lane. Stop start, braking down hills. Stressful driving. 
Went to woolies but didn't know what to buy. Dunno what to eat, dunno how to cook much. Woeful manchild with no life skills. Tried to get fish and chips but couldn't find any, got chips and potatoes cakes from a charcoal chicken shop instead, just awful. 
Feeling woed and alienated from society. People here seem misserable, just going from point A to point B. Living in rendered brick cube units. 
Work, come home, watch TV. Is that all there is?

I'm here 4 days now, waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this hovel, I get weaker, and every minute Pajeet squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.































































No. 756824 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
The plastic on the Drakes flat breads was all fogged up, I thought "Jackpot! they're fresh out of the oven," but when I picked a bag up to put in my trolley it was cold to the touch. They were fogged up from being in the fridge, not the oven.
I felt ill I could barely recover to do the rest of the shop.








































No. 756864 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756859/
I've had poos where I'd barely get my arse over the toilet seat before it'd just explode over the bowl. Shitting out a tremendous volume of poo all in a big burst. It'd leave my arse in agony and I'd have to wait a few minutes before commencing a wipe as otherwise my hand would vanish right up my arse.

















No. 756881 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756880/
I'll make a new account and post some bait on r/australia and r/melbourne just for fun 
I hope sky or ABC has some interviews on the day but I don't think it'll be a live count like elections, AEC to release the results a few days after apparently





No. 756886 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Back home from cairns. Man cairns has loads of abbos and they’re all extremely hostile. One old white bloke told us how he hates them for spitting and kicking his daughters. Strong reasons to vote no








No. 756894 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756892/
Yes I agree with this.
 >>/756893/
Hotel in cairns. The Queenslander cairns hotel.  I didn’t interact with any boongs apart from the one that yelled at me and I yelled back at.
I saw a lot of them up there though.
Apparently there’s only like 1% vacancy up there so finding rentals or properties is super hard. And it’s expensive.
I’d like to move there if it wasn’t so expensive and full of boongs.





No. 756899 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Tommorow I'm going to fry up some onion, Helen breast, frozen peas and a carrot. I'll have it with some maggi noodles and a tiny dab of tomato paste to help carry the flavour through and hold it together. Looking forward to it.















No. 756914 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756891/
They won't do shit. When Internode was in the old RAA building on Hindmarsh square they phoned the police about the boongs and the cops said it was a council problem. Phoned the council and they said it was a police problem. When staff said they'd start bashing boongs management said they had better not, especially if wearing a company polo shirt.






No. 756920 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Many years ago my sister got kicked in the shin by a teenage boong girl for no reason when walking down the street.
From then on she would say she was allowed to be racist against aborigines because she had been kicked by one.





No. 756925 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
> about 20% yes
Some of you NEETs are a little bit underdone in the intelligence department.
I predict a result of around 56% NO to 44% YES.
Hopefully YES does not win in any state. It will win in the ACT though, that place is a lost cause. Queensland will have the lowest YES vote of any state.



























No. 756952 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
This morning while I was out walking I saw a high school aged guy with a beard, wearing a school dress. I'm not a particularly conservative guy, but this degeneracy has got to stop. We need trev for pm.



























No. 756979 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/756976/
If you do see video ads,

backup and then reset your uBO settings

disable all other extensions

force-update filter lists

relaunch your browser and test again

if you still get the ads, add =adunit& to My filters as suggested by u/mp3geek in https://www.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/13nss60/youtube_ads_back_on_desktop/jl5ogtw/ and test again

if the above didn't help, add youtube.com##+js(json-prune, playerResponse.adPlacements playerResponse.playerAds adPlacements playerAds) and test again

















No. 756996 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions
thumbnail of Untitled.png
thumbnail of Untitled.png
Untitled png
(1.29 MB, 793x734) 
I never wanted this. I never wanted to unleash my NEETs. Together, we banished the ignorance of old /aus/. But you betrayed me. You betrayed us all. You stole power from the BO, and lied to your NEETs! NEETkind has only one chance to prosper. If you will not seize it...then I will!! So let it be war! From the skies of WA, to the Gold Coast. Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall! Though it takes, the last drop of my blood, I will see the Gen freed once more! And if I cannot save it from your failure, Chickendinner...then let the Board BURN!







































No. 757035 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions
thumbnail of axe murder.jpg
thumbnail of axe murder.jpg
axe murder jpg
(283.61 KB, 1280x960) 
Productive field trip. Location scouted to middle depth detail. Camped in a arboretum but got rolled on by cursed white trash normies. Ended up patrolling the ADHD Retard kid because he was cutting down the exotic trees. Took his hatchet off him and had words to his junkie looking guardians about the vandalism and litter. Bugged out straight away and slept somewhere else because security situation i.e. them calling pigs on me saying I was that baddie out of star wars, you know the one with the red light saber. Gotta take the risk factor into account when your going vigilante mode and already have a HOV on paper. 
Safe and free back in the Compound. Patrolling possum next.






















No. 757057 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
 >>/757055/
Yeah, out of the frying pan and into the fire lol.
Pretty funny to see how obviously these western Jews that nominally have nothing to do with Israel coming out really strongly in favour of it. It ought to make a few people start asking questions.





























No. 757087 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions 
Cruisey drank my toilet duck dry. When confronted he denied it even though he still had blue liquid all around his mouth.
When he left my house he was saying "quack quack quack" to himself over and over.
I am going to change the locks.



No. 757090 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions
thumbnail of acacia melanoxylon.jpg
thumbnail of acacia melanoxylon.jpg
acacia melanoxylon jpg
(329.37 KB, 1280x960) 
I might also have been wearing an officers hat and foresters boots bloused into Gorka pattern pants with a survival knife in my belt. I might also have used big words like arboretum and named all the species of trees the kid ringbarked. I might have disguised my voice with a boer accent. Like I said, normies imaginations can run away with them in the shock and awe they experience when they piss me off.












No. 757102 [Preview] [Reply]
Actions
thumbnail of Northofagus cuninghami.jpg
thumbnail of Northofagus cuninghami.jpg
Northofagus cuninghami jpg
(369.54 KB, 1280x960) 
there was plenty of dead wood and even standing dead trees. The male guardian fucked off to the truck stop to get a pizza, leaving the kids unattended when this shit started the night before.I was just trying to keep my risk profile down until the primary mission was complete.


















Post(s) action:


Moderation Help
Scope:
Duration: Days

Ban Type:

1000 replies | 147 file
New Reply on thread #756113
Max 20 files0 B total
[Index] [Catalog] [Banners] [Logs]