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> friend runs up to my house panicking
> says he went to get the bike
> bike was chained onto a post outside the dudes house
> then the police turned up while the pair were fucking around
> lo and behold it was just a random bike
> dude (we'll call him nigger) blamed my friend, nigger said he just lived in the house
> friend says the nigger tried to sell him the locked up bike
> police came while they were fucking around, assumed it was a bike theft.
> nigger sprints down the road with the bolt cutters
> police book it after him just leaving my friend standing there.
> police come back with nigger in the back of police car
> friend pleads innocence, says he paid the guy $20
> police ask nigger if he has $20 on him
> nigger denies having $20, claims he was the one to call the police, claims he only ran because racism.
> police say they can't prove he some the bike but can arrest him for stealing $20
> nigger panics and returns the $20
> police ask why he had the $20 if it wasn't his bike
> nigger confesses to trying to sell my friend a stolen bike for $20
> said he just needed bolt cutters and was going to ride off with the bike, bolt cutters, and $20.
> master criminal
> friend gets released
> police ask friend if the bolt cutters are his
> nope.jpg
> friend gets let go, told to write a statement at station
And that's how I lost my bolt cutters