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We should have nightly rankings of how good nuro's spergout was. I'd give tonight a 4/10. He had some effort and got upset but his tantrum died in the arse pretty hard. He didn't put his heart into it and flood the reports or spam the board or something.
 >>/761140/
> never heard of munchotts

 >>/761141/
A wordplay isn't a joke.
A funny wordplay can be considered a type of joke.
Writing something that comes to mind and just want to post it isn't trying to be funny or making a joke. If someone finds it amusing, in the sense that it's curious it's just bonus.
Come on dude, get your shit together, just because you want to be rude you don't have to be braindead too.
Neighbour bitching because his dog got raped again.
He should keep it inside and I don't know why people keep asking about all the missing pets in my street I don't know.
shitty apple and cinnamon muffin
woolworths bakery section is deliberately churning out the shit nobody wants and not making any of the things people actually like
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/military/anthony-albanese-announces-5bn-microsoft-deal-to-bolster-defence-against-cybercrime/news-story/c6450113ea3074859c4ffc58bbbb9c80
lol instant scripts have decided that since I haven't been to a doctor in years they are not going to write me any more scripts
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"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."

Tomorrow night womboflix will be showing some choice episodes from The Twilight Zone, including To Serve Man from the 1960s tv series, and Nightmare at 20,000 feet from the 1983 movie.

Then on Saturday, Bruce Lee's son kicks some butt in Rapid Fire (1992), and on Sunday, Angelina Jolie's daddy runs from a train in The Odessa File (1974)
sisterbot hit motherbat up for $2500 for a replacement washing machine
no wonder bill has been wanting to come around and paint
 >>/761200/
> One review highlighted a nine-month randomized controlled trial of amphetamine treatment for ADHD in children that found an average increase of 4.5 IQ points,
Enough to escape profound retardation
 >>/761206/
> partner with foreign intelligence agencies
> get hacked/insider'd
> wonder how this happened
> ask foreign intelligence agencies for help
It's Microsoft this week, surely letting Microsoft build a nonsensical firewall around Australia won't backfire
 >>/761211/
G'day, welcome to coiyberpunk, the neon-drenched dystopian sci-fi genre that explores how capitalism and technology have eroded our natural Australian spirits. Mecha-crikey, there's a whisper in me ghost! Don't clone the raw prawn with me, is it real, or just a false memory-doo?
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/woolworths-is-bringing-back-popular-cheese-advent-calendar/news-story/dc437d70377454089a9717060d1557dd
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/jennifer-lawrences-fullfrontal-nude-scene-stuns-netflix-viewers/news-story/3c5ff6c2fc2883d797cc433c36d8f744
why would this stun viewers? we saw photos of her with harvey weinstein's jizz all over her face a decade ago
Webby, I'm sorry to ask this again, but can we try moving the womboflix server to another location again? Shiban hasn't been able to stream from it the last few times. He's one of our most frequent viewers.
> teh average venom yield of eastern browns in QLD is around 11 milligrams, while in SA it's only 3(three)...

SA WEAK CUNTS A
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Bottle of champagne down the hatch. 20mg of Dexies crushed and down the hatch. 20mg of oxy non orally. 
 
Listening  to do dis 🤪  https://youtu.be/nYOMzNYO21c?si=1oOV8Xyn7RdF606b
 >>/761245/
It's now in Osaka, JP.
172.233.66.54
2400:8905::f03c:93ff:fe60:cd31
I've also updated the SSL certificate that was going to expire in a week or so.
> Noosa is completely dead and barren when the rare northerly blows sand into the Bourgeoisie

Translation: "I came all this fucking way and didn't get to creep on a single kid!"
Went to one of those flash liquorlands that styled like a 'cellar'. Plenty of poofter craft beer but fuck all traditional beers. No tallboys. Only a handful of long necks hidden away in the cold room. 
Just disgraceful. Then went to BWS to get some tallboys and had to duck under all their gay fuckin halloween decorations. 
We should start a bottleo chain of proper true blue boozers
 >>/761305/
See that's actually a weak contender. Bread must be proportional for structural reasons, cheese however becomes sickening so must be in ratio.
6 buns is about the limit, after than you move to Turkish bread or a sub.

There's really no reason not to make a meter long burger sub
 >>/761338/
Looks like a late 80's C4 still beats a Telsa Model 3 RWD for 0-100 and quarter mile times. I imagine the Tesla 3 hasn't been designed for track work either.
A base model coupe in 88 cost $29,489 USD, which is apparently $76,723 in today's money.
Apparently a 2023 base Model 3 Telsa costs $54,500 USD.
Weber should branch out to local noodle and charcoal chicken joints. Its embarrassing for a learned executive like him to be frequenting such casual establishments like KFC
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-24/crack-down-on-caffeine-energy-drinks-ahead-of-school-exams/103013484
Hungry. Had 4 slices of peanut butter toast but it has done nothing. Haven't bought coles brand bread in years, its so thin. Half the size of the fancier bread. 
Might have some rice and chicken.
Cooked some steak earlier, got an egg bake thingy in the oven now with cheese, green onion and mushroom.
 >>/761398/
> The upper section is relieved by rendered banding and the winged logo of the Department of Civil Aviation provides a focus over the central entry at ground floor level.
https://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/australia-to-deploy-additional-adf-personnel-and-aircraft-to-the-middleeast/news-story/0e3a831aec58b9dbe8ffef2bfff1c47b
nip nong bong fong's code API code now runs in a few seconds instead of ten minutes after implementing monday's suggestions
not a 429 error in sight
 >>/761435/
nope
took a $35k pay cut (plus the equivalent super contribution cut) at the beginning of the year to supposedly stop employer going bankrupt
Bumped into the girl again and had a bit of a chat. There exists an opportunity to get back with her. Talk me out of it neets.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/top-industries-for-workplace-affairs-revealed/news-story/3f6168dce1acf2e45a0c6c80937488b5
> POSITION 	INDUSTRY  	AFFAIR WITH A COLLEAGUE
> 9 	IT 	  5%
> 10  	Armed forces 	  4%
 >>/761461/
Same. Just got out of bed at sat down at my desk. Rain hitting the hovel. Pulled a big bloody booger out of my nose and my kidneys hurt every time I take a deep breath. 
Wagon today, I mean it this time!
When Cruisey talks to you like: 🙊💕✨🌈
Then you hear him talk to other NEETs like: 🔫💪🔪💣🏎️
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be screening some choice episodes of The Twilight Zone, which I thought was horror but now that I've flicked through it seems to be more weird than gory. 7pm AEDT.
 >>/761471/
Why the fuck do you always have to post this sad cunt shit? Not everyone here is fucking misrable. Not everyone is a failed normie.
Stop insulting people here for the way we live.
 >>/761481/
The price of dimmies is far too high. When I was a kid they were $4 a kilo frozen or 50c each. 
They're still only $6 a kilo, but you'll struggle to buy one for a dollar. It's a pisstake
https://clickhole.com/disappointing-this-kid-got-bit-by-an-older-werewolf-who-was-clearly-past-his-prime-and-now-the-full-moon-just-turns-him-into-an-extremely-sickly-dog-with-no-powers/
 >>/761501/
Nod really, we have other ethnographic curiosities.
Scrambled eggs.

 >>/761505/
I think the first one just fell over right at that moment. Could be drunk, could be just an accident. Second one I'm sure is a drunk, probably having a nap. These are small settlements in the countryside where people ride these dacha-bikes.
 >>/761499/
I assume it was an all black range, rapid fire isn't usually allowed at white ranges specifically to deter these kinds of retards. Many ranges have bullshit like mag limits, bans on filming, or member only days. 

Rule of thumb, the more likely a retard is to come to your range, the more bs you've all got to put up with.
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Romans used to have fish sauce with everything, it was their tomato sauce and it was produced by the ton in cement vats. 
Anchovies are in many ways a poor second, if you've got fish sauce you should use it in Italian food. 

White onions are bad, instead use green/challotes or wild onions. Don't think of red onions as Spanish, that's like thinking potatoes are Irish.

I fried the meatballs in the bacon fat, cooked the onions and peppers and then added passata/ tomato paste. 

Very important to finish the pasta in the pan, it improves the texture and thickens the sauce. I used to use the wok but cast iron works better, keeps the pasta hot. 

Executive serves will be available at the commune for $5.50.
 >>/761531/
Wasn't there a brief epidemic of killer clowns both here and internationally a couple of years back?
It reached the point here where cops were going to arrest anybody onsite for being dressed liek that because it was only a matter of time before a resident killed one.
Seafood exyender,mustard pasta salad, pumpkin soup
Waiting on a chicken schnitty with kilpatrick
Its here
 >>/761540/
https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/police-warn-of-clown-purge-in-adelaide-streets/news-story/5e00ec58abb43123d709337734cdea41
reviewing the plot of the blair witch project - the whole trouble can be traced back to a woman trying and failing to read a map
 >>/761548/
Both. We'll be seeing Nightmare at 20,000 feet' from the movie, and To Serve Man'' from the 1960s tv show, these being the highest rated things I could find.
 >>/761549/
Witnessed a woman get lost on the footy oval the other day, there was only one road around the oval and it joined onto itself. 
For some reason she veered off the only road in her SUV, drove across the lawn and two garden beds, drove down the lawn guys road, got stuck at lawn guys shed then reversed backwards blindly into the oval fence. Many normies witnessed this unfold over several minutes.
> $10 off $100 Spend on Wine and Spirits + Delivery ($0 C&C) @ Dan Murphy's (Online Only)
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/807235
 >>/761579/
I am not certain if we got final check on whether it worked or not for Endchan streaming. I think trying the server in different places is better.
> Donald Gordon Buckley was last seen by family members at his Warwick Farm home in 1953
> It was not until earlier this year that a family member reported him as missing to Blacktown Police Station.
kek, guess they didn't notice him missing.
https://www.police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_article?sq_content_src=%2BdXJsPWh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZWJpenByZC5wb2xpY2UubnN3Lmdvdi5hdSUyRm1lZGlhJTJGMTA4ODkzLmh0bWwmYWxsPTE%3D
on the mercury hards 
terrible no gf feels tonight. just wanna go back in time and make the right choices
woe
 >>/761587/
Even 30yr+ guys, ya just know they don't have a licence/can't afford a car, or had their shitbox impounded and licence suspended for doing some dumb hoon shit.
not sure whether or not to click on a youtube video on a technical topic when the presenter is a nigger. If it was a woman or a pajeet I'd know not to do it.
 >>/761609/

Had the perfect opportunity for a car wank this arvo. A tanned brunette thot in white bikini layed out on the grass doing some yoga shit. Snagged the nearest parking spot but there was a skatepark to the right and a van immediately to my left with curtained windows... So between potentially being seen by the skate punk kids and/or a backpacker/s I left with a big old pair of blue balls.
I was in a good mood listening to music but then I clicked on a song whose theme brought my mood down.
Would it be smart to only keep music that uplifts and to delete everything else?
 >>/761643/
I haven't put a bin out in about 5 weeks. It's recycling bin night, so I'll have to get up at about 5am and bring the bin inside and try and quietly fill it up with all the empties.
I took my empties in to the recycling depot a couple of weeks ago. Very rough individuals working there. some sort of prison release program or something by the looks of it.
 >>/761666/
You are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. You are here to create yourself, continuously.
One of my wagie neighbours seems to have lost their job. TV on all night and sits outside all days. Yet another obstacle to       traverse when leaving home. This nigga likes to speak. One of those 'extroverted' peoples. I hate them so much.
Are there underground asian gambling establishments in this country? How do I enter one of these places?
What do you NEETs think of "Casino" as a name for a person? I was thinking of it as a male name but it could be unisex. "Cas" for short.
Casino Jones, Detergent's brother.
I bought a 6 pack of Cheese and Bacon rolls from Woolies bakery. There was still steam in the bag, I wouldn't have bought them otherwise. You have to get them fresh.
They were pretty meh though. Won't get them again.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/womans-body-found-at-school-in-sydneys-cbd/news-story/8b687fec51c09f1572d03700c64f52d2
thot status: patrolled
I went to take a pass and there was a NIGGER standing with his back against the wall pissing in a high arc into the urinal. I walked out as there was no way to the urinal that wasn't through his piss. I hate niggers so much.
played the 2010 game aliens vs predator for a bit. I am absolutely woed that there hasn't been a decent movie or game in favourite franchise for more than a decade
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> President Biden Presents Australian Prime Minister a VPI Turntable

< no one gives me a 12 grand turntable
Ate some mince of unknown expiry date. Feel sick. Seriously think I'm going to vomit. I'd rather the other end but that might be a bit optimistic. What should I do? Stomach is rumbling and bloated. Feel awful.
Considering skipping the gym due to the mince incident. I get the feeling this will be my version of the devil lamb.
In a sane society Monk's father and Uncles would have taken him out bush and humbled him by force at some point.
When he came home and his mother exclaimed at his swollen black and blue face they would have told her to keep quiet. It was Men's business.
I grossly underestimated the length of the cable ties I need. I will have to go back to Bunnings and get longer ones.
"Testicular torsion: This medical emergency happens when a testis becomes twisted, and the blood supply is cut off. You need to get help right away."

She'll be right mate...
So bloated from the mince I reckon I might float away. These farts are about enough to get me airborne.
 >>/761863/
I'm not bloody fine.
I thought I'd do a Monk and get a couple of cheeky double cheeseburgers from McDolans for a light dinner.
My McDolans now has two ordering lanes that merge into one.
When I arrived there was a car at both, so I picked the right hand lane.
Big mistake.
The fat pig woman was ordering custom combos and alterations for about 50 people. About 4 cars go through the other lane while I'm sitting there.
Then we all merge into one lane and the fat pig woman gets to the payment window and starts arguing with the porch monkey on the till and people are honking and getting fed up because this takes about 10 minutes.
Then she gets to the food window and we have another repeat of all this.
My boigs were cold.
 >>/761871/
They were big bags of boiger buns. There was a truck stop HJs nearby, so either the doors didn't get shut on the truck properly or what, but there was shit everywhere for about 20 meters.
Basically.
1. Don't leave Post-It notes on people's desks on your way out.
2. "You'll be the death of me" is apparently the correct phrase and not the same as "I WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DEATₕ"
 >>/761875/
Wash a pair now, wrap in two layers paper towel and 20 minutes on high in a 1000 watt microwave turning once halfway, and they will be nice and dry and warm.
linode are doing some kind of cold/manual migration of the server because of the goddamn filthy yellow japs
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> Commie plot to white knight some non-issue for the updoots.

> Greyhound trainer, Top Bloke loves his animals, simple as.

> scrapes up some roadkill, re-use that later.

> gets droned by Animal Liberacion. 

> gets spat on by old ladies in the street.


Oof this guy got smoked by fat woke dykes.
 >>/761908/
It is probably a pretty small community in Tassie they could destroy the whole industry there by taking one or two blokes out like this. Disgusting.
 >>/761913/
The note would be welcome but I wouldn't send him any money. He probably has enough.
Hopefully he can put everything in his wife's name and keep racing.
 >>/761915/
nah i gotta put my money where my mouth is or its gonna seem like a sarcastic note. He's probably gonna get his home vandalized by uni kids soon.
Dear Sir. 
I don't have much interest in politics or greyhound racing in particular but what happened to you was clearly outrageous and has me seething in rage.These self-interest groups are using your good name to trick normal people into supporting their wrong minded agendas. Don't let these nobodies get you down. 
Sincerely, 

what should I sign as?
linode support are apologising like wombosec and womboflix are legitimate businesses and downtime is unacceptable
Hawaiian tear and share, pack of caramello koalas, two lindt bars, some mints, 6 mercs and a bottle of 19 crimes acquired.
 >>/761941/
monk's misdeeds are so myriad that all the slapping would either kill webber through exhaustion or turn him into a lean, muscular, chad, with a massively developed slap arm.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/reason-sydney-dating-scene-is-one-sordid-hot-mess-right-now/news-story/b6afd81e80aeee7d9ec609b6aec375db
Just had a bit of a scare thinking I'd run out of data. Was almost back in the real world for a moment.
 >>/761974/
It's worth doing periodically, as things can slip over time, or after components like suspension/bushings/tie-rods get replaced.
Commodore's front wheels are towing in and at risk of scrubbing if it gets worse, and the rear tyres are bald, so I am going to have the fronts put on the rear and purchase new fronts and get an alignment done.
I wouldn't get an alignment done every 6 months or whenever you swap tyres though.
I wonder if the EXECUTIVE KILOS would be making my suspension and tires wear unevenly on the driver's side.
My tires are going bald and theres some random shaking sometimes. Engine light is also coming on intermittently. 
Can't afford to do anything about it. Financial stress has me feeling my low fuel light is on and my phone battery is at 1% 24/7
 >>/761990/
the silver fox prefers the freedom of his ebike, the ability to perform daredevil stunts on it to impress ladies, and the agility and manouverability that lets him evade enemy agents and chase down fleeing criminals the police can't catch, not because he's so fat that the lancia can't support his bulk.
Mummybot texting me. I told myself I would ignore her until Christmas or even after, but its harder than expected.
Monk is in a shit state because now I'm doing well. In a few weeks I'll have another breakdown and he'll be able to get his life back on track.
 >>/761999/
I hope she is not disrespecting your boundaries and being manipulative. They act like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth if you call them on it too. Who me?
I hate Israel. I can’t believe they’re using the holocaust as a get out of jail free card to do genocide.
Linode is back up, now at:
172.233.142.169
2a01:7e03::f03c:93ff:fe60:cd31
Might take 5 minutes for DNS to update.
Webbs what are you using shitballs.wombosec.com for? You have SSH running on that and wombosec.com
moofies still doesn't serve static files either.
 >>/762020/
> Webbs what are you using shitballs.wombosec.com for? You have SSH running on that and wombosec.com
That machine doesn't concern you.

> moofies still doesn't serve static files either.
what the fuck does that even mean?
 >>/762024/
Disgusting failed influencer faggots with their updooted 'le dad jokes' 
God I hate gay cunts with moustaches who wear a hat to hide their balding heads 
Bring in RM William gutter stomping
attempting to go to bed a 3rd time checking over the server after dickhead decided to rattle some windows
Cashed up neet has decided what to do with his excess neetbux - gonna invest in myself, by buying 2 more weight plates so I can do some deadlifting at home
Went in the bleep bloop machine. Arms got stuck first time because with arms behind my head (as instructed) I was wider than the tunnel. Took two of them to help me upright again.
Waiting on scripts now.
Took the predisone. Holding off on the antibiotic until I get to Motherbat as the chemist mentioned diarrhoea.
 >>/762053/
You did well NEET.

 >>/762056/
I hope it does the trick and you start to feel better.

 >>/762057/
There is nothing funny about how you have treated your health over the past two years. It has been very distressing to witness.

 >>/762058/
Lets wait for the proper diagnosis, Dr Google is notorious for his mistakes and worst case scenarios.
ok neets, going outside for a few hours, don't misbehave while I'm gone, I'll see you in the next thread. Someone else please post the choppah when we get to post 990
Is it wrong to assume that any person who draws or enjoys anthro is a pedophile?
There's never an appropriate context for anthro, like back it up where the fuck did that come from? And you know it's just the tip of the iceberg , it's clop, pup, it's not even a pipeline these are just straight up pedos
fridge reveals 2 mondsters, orange juice, panacotta, chocolate mouse, custard, and a sara lea strawberry cheesecake thawing out for pudding
 >>/762102/
>  2 mondsters
afternoon tea
> orange juice, panacotta, chocolate mouse, custard,
dindins
> and a sara lea strawberry cheesecake
entree - with all this, you need to skip dessert if you want to watch your weight
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-27/the-crown-season-six-part-one-trailer-released-princess-diana/103030372
dabiscuits
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-10-27/neo-nazi-hiker-attack-thomas-sewell-jacob-hersant/103031582
Based
 >>/762118/
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/thomas-sewell-and-jacob-hersant-melbourne-neonazi-leaders-defiant-after-hikers-attack/news-story/9bbb227719c032578ec9ccee8e010e1f
> gay-Jewish-Communists
Surprised they published that talking point
 >>/762119/
did a poo, not a big one, but enough to relieve the internal pressure. Haven't flushed it yet, that's next on my todo list when I can get up the energy.
Sweetie, who is lying by the front windows, didn't even notice the meter man open the gate, walk across the lawn, read the meter and walk out again.
Woed beyond all reason. Thinking of visiting Dan but I worry I'm beyond his help at this point. Feel truly awful.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12678287/Wild-moment-Western-Plains-Zoo-Dubbos-gardener-forced-fight-aggressive-male-ostrich-whippersnipper.html

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