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Tiffin is sending a letter and some money to the Tasmanian Greyhound trainer who get shut down for using live bait lures to train the hounds.
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Recovered from the little bender. The kindling is real. 
Back to my normal angry self now. Went on a shopping run. Had to show my receipt to some emo teenage dyke at kmart after buying thongs for $1.50
At coles there was nowhere to put my basket after exiting the self-serve checkout area, just dropped it loudly on the floor. Pajeets problem now. 
Stay edgy bros
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> The kindling is real. 
I don't understand this remark.

> just dropped it loudly on the floor
> Pajeets problem now.
> Stay edgy bros
Based, based and BASED.
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> Had to show my receipt
I read that how it works is the scanner checks to see how old the receipt is. If it is more than five minutes old then you will be scrutinised further.
People used to buy something and then come back the next day and grab another one of the same item off the shelf and then walk out without paying, showing the receipt from the day before.
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I would like to make it clear that I am not the one pestering Soyfree anymore. I stopped shortly after he vanished. I don't know who this other neet is nor why he is doing it.
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 >>/763222/
There is something very sad and pathetic about the idea of taking photos of girls you can't be with.
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Don't fucking lie mate.
The people would be the main focus of the shot and he'd make lewd remarks about them in his posts. He took creepshots of schoolgirls and imissfather was perfectly okay with it because it was precious nuro that did it.
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Okay I didn’t actually see those posts.
Different with context. I thought he was like me and just took pictures of scenery without thinking about the people blocking the view
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Went for a big cruise to the city. Was nice except I needed to piss during the best part. Went to three (3) public toilets that were all shut or closed for maintenance. It had me worried that if I become homeless I won't have anywhere to shit after 5pm. Pissed at the old local instead. 
Fuck me theres a lot of cunts in 4WDs now with really bright non-highbeam headlights. Some cunt from across the intersection had this like camping floodlight in the middle of his bullbar on that was even brighter than high beams. Fuckin flashed him real good as I turned. 
Auto-pilot was mistakenly engaged and I ended up at GLs. 
Commander to mission control, requesting urgent maintenance on autopilot fallback conditions.
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If I make more money I can afford better drugs with less of a hangover, that some incentive to me aye keegz
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> group of zoomers chimped out in front of the police station for a good 15 minutes 
> some policeman puts his head out the window and tells them politely to keep quiet for 3 minutes while being completely ignored 
> policemen stepped out and told them to keep quiet 
> they proceeded to chimp out even more 
> one of them was taken in 
> the rest are scrolling on their phone and talking shit about the police 
that was even funnier than that time when the gypsies chimped out
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Nod really. Had breddy gud weather till now. There was two days minus at night some weeks back.
But it'll get colder soon enough.
Is it getting hot in Austria?
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Goody Morning NEETs

Just did a big catch up. So much IGA goading. Every single one hit the net. Double Fault. 

Closing the computer. Got work to today. Brissy is meant to be 34. Fark.
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Womboflix will be playing the found-footage horror movie Something In The Pilligia sometime today - what time would suit neets the best?
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We're playing another movie, Young Frankenstein this evening. I had in mind to stream Something In The Pilligia some time this afternoon, I wanted to know when would suit neets.
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Less than 100MB of data left.
Can buy more when the cenno hits the bank tomorrow.
Outage will be less than 24 hours but will still be difficult. Don't know what to do with myself. Dreading it.
NEET life. Povo life.
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Alright neets, we're going to show There's Something In The Pilligia in 1 hour, with or without any neet viewers.

"The Pilliga Yowie, - or 'Jingra' - has haunted the Australian outback for centuries, stalking a remote part of New South Wales, where men seldom dare tread, content to keep to itself... until now. Ocker truck driver Jay and his cameraman buddy Dylan journey into the Pilliga National Park with some drunken sheilas they met in a pub. Things take a sinister turn when a local legend comes out to play - complete with big teeth, sharp claws and a craving for human flesh!"
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Absolutely schitzed out 
Been on the verge of a panic attack all day, breathing manually. Peak hour traffic was fucked
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I saw all these kids visiting halloween decorated houses and getting buckets of junk food. I thought about dressing up and going trick or treating myself, but then decided to just cut out the middle man and head to woolies instead.
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In 45 minutes, we'll be streaming the halloween night movie Young Frankenstein (1974), a horror-comedy by Mel Brooks, and starring that jewish dude from wily wonka and the chocolate factory, it follows the American grandson of the infamous scientist Victor Frankenstein, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body. I haven't seen it, but it's ranked as one of the greatest comedies of all time. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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the kids here are treat mugging the elderly living alone in this neighbourhood. I have seen one gang of trugging teens pushing a wheelbarrow with half bricks as if they couldnt get any more menacing. If they knock here I'll give them a piece of my mind.
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2L of wine acquired. 500ml strategically poured down the drain, leaving me with 15 standoes for my last hurrah.
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Weber: When I took my trousers into Marnie the other day I gave her my phone number. Will she text/call when they are ready or should I go in before then?
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I heard cruisey's going to produce a musical based on ausneets, with singing mongs playing the roles of various neets. Whole thing will probably be a massive tax dodge.
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laundering money through cash fake ticket sales. Does anyone know if the live music industry is a money  laundering front for organised crime?
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garn bed neets, i'll leave you all with olive, bind and debicki off to the right to keep you company tonight
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Fucking need references and all these qualifications and shit. I can't fucking do it.
Is it possible to boomer your way into a job these days? Can I just walk in a shake the manager's hand?
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> requires
Consider a job add to be a wish list. Most employers are unrealistic, which after getting 200 cenno applications starts to sink in.
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 >>/763412/
The boomer thing is called "nepotism", the bit they don't mention is how a family connection, church connection, private school connection etc got them the job.
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I am related to a (now dead) Archbishop in my city. He was the previous one so most of the Catholics would know him. Do you reckon I can spin that? He was a close relative. Could I just outright mention it on the application or should I let my surname be suggestive enough?
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sorry, pissed i missed this one, was werking late

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its happened before many times and he will never admit it 

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just cracked a bottle of champagne 

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how in the fuck did it come to this ? fuck sake its not like you were staring down WFTD, there are even side ways out that (bullshit online course)

Anyways GOOD.

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its almost like you have to participate in society

Imagine your shock

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most employers need you to perform, its clear you cant, hence the requirements

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fuck sake just be honest and say you are prepared to take a pay cut untill you get good

if you think you deserve to be paid the  full hourly rate in your current state you are sadly mistaken
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> its almost like you have to participate in society
Not all of us are able to get on the minda money through having learning difficulties keegz.
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I like how he is out of breath just shifting gears on the bike hahahhahaa
the heavy breathing, holy shit
You can hear him breathing so heavily and then his trotters move into frame
Fucking dying of laughter
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One of nuro's earliest posts was about how he had spent three weeks downloading some porno from 2008 about a pool party.
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You would ask him if there's anyone he knows who's hiring, he'd ring around catching up with people. I know the crowd pretty well, they're total creeps.
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> Just did a big catch up
ie. Ctrl+F 'nuro'
And not a single (you) given. Because you're such a selfless and totally non-narcissistic individual...

> So much IGA goading
Nope

> Every single one hit the net. Double Fault.
Double cringe!

> Closing the computer
Good

> Got work to today
You need a keyboard designed for trotters.

> Brissy
A presenter on Triple J earlier called it by its boong name, followed with "also known as Brisbane". I changed channels.

> 34
The hovel recorded a high of 35.6(six)

> Fark
off.
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Oh no, car doors slamming. Been enough times that I recognize the police door sound. Another bad home incident is imminent
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I was almost run over by an asian girl reversing out of her driveway while on the phone yesterday.
I glared at her and shook my head.
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They do that already differently. Google has wifi and bluetooth map which is updated constantly with all the smart gadgets. They know the position of each device any time. Among all the data they gather they also collect the strength of signal and by the changes in it they can reconstruct the movement of people for example.
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it is a no budget found footage film, but the lead character, Jay, is a paragon of Australian manhood and the ultimate bogan. I only saw the first 30 minutes, but I think we'll play it on new year's eve or something, neets will find it entertaining and shibs needs to see what proper Australians are like.
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NEET was a dole bludger for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the wagies and he said to dad "I want to be a wagie daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
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Sunday night's movie on womboflix will be the sci-fi/horror Event Horizon (1997) -  set in 2047, it follows a crew of astronauts sent on a rescue mission after a missing spaceship, the Event Horizon, spontaneously appears in orbit around Neptune, only to discover that a sinister force has come back with it.

On Saturday we will be watching whatever film shibs has planned for us.
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I have a feeling today's gonna be the big day for monk, the inflection point when he turns it all around. Mark this post in case I'm right.
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3 entries on mine. Gym (cardio), groceries, and putting my clothes into a dresser. 
I'll get the groceries later, hopefully organise some clothes. Doubt I'll get to the gym. 
Glad I tipped 500ml of that goon out last night, went to a cafe for brekkaky with the old man. Was still a bit munted though, anxiety pulsing through my veins, deliberate breathing, etc. 

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Today is the day.
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White monsters on special this week. 4 pack for $7.88.
Weber are you out sulking again? Come back please.
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Cruisey said we were going to get absolutely ripped on bucket bongs in the laundry troff and enter a trace-like meditative state while listening to misso discuss eastern Orthodox christrian iconography and Melchizedek in genesis but decided not to chop a mix because he planned to boong on alone later that night once
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kek they've been shilling their AI use on TikTok which has disabled all comments. I heard they use AI to track their employees like if you're not typing or doing anything it adds that time up and creates a report. Tracking everything you do at work like typing in a document or email as work.
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Hit my nose with the bar doing the overhead press. No damage. Ate a pack of Aldi shortbread fingers to sustain me between sets.

37.5kg, 3x10 reps.
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Nuro wearing a futuristic mesh chainmail type armor costume. A lot of torso flesh exposed (six pack abs) and massive flashing lights codpiece. Whizzing the turntables like a mad cunt.
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It would be all DOOF DOOF and then all VEEP VEEP and then NURO would yell MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE THIS IS SPARTA and kick iga off the stage.
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That is a moderately high rep range, are you aiming for hypertrophy? 
I've never hit my nose but I clipped my chin pretty good when I was first starting. It confused me pretty funking good at first.
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Description:

Elegant Angel proudly present its brand new series, Sporty Girls. Do you ever get hot and bothered watching those pretty sports stars playing tennis on TV? Or do you find yourself slack jawed gazing at those sweaty girls playing beach volleyball by the ocean? If so, this series is for you!
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> are you aiming for hypertrophy?
I don't know what I'm aiming for, it is just what I do. I stopped reading the bro science and just stuck to what I saw working for me.
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I start a new weight at 3x7, then increase to 3x8, 3x9 and then 3x10. Once 3x10 is comfortable I increase the weight by 2.5kg and start back at 3x7 reps and then the cycle continues until I am at 3x10 and ready to increase weight again.
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Americans call their hair fringe "bangs" I think. That is what I guessed anyway from the context hearing them say it all the time.
I hate Americans.
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Two people dead in seperate bad home incidents. Going to be some burning caravans in the bad home area this week
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Found 30 meters of cat 6 cable in a dumpster today, brand new and good quality. Going to replace the cat 5 sometime.
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The stick to the tennis meme is awful. It is merely an extension of nuro's delusion that only iga hates him.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/police-called-to-st-lucys-school-for-disabled-children/news-story/e5874db1a5c4a077c8b970e403cdf440
> in a chair 
> crushed under a lift
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At the least the forcing of the bad home meme was funny. This is just more narcissistic behaviour from the usual suspects.
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24 pack of thin beef sausages - $12 
Woolworths White Soft Bread -  $2.70
1 kg bag brown onions         $3.60

less than $20, the complete bunnings at home experience
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PC froze again. It's happened a few times this past week, could it be a sign the hard drive is failing?
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I'm considering not going to christmas at either mums or dads this year 
Just over it, might just go fishing and get choofed on the jetty
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Nuro would live in a mansion if he wanted to he stays in the dunny to show solidarity with his NEET brothers.
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Nuro stands with the working class. Inflatable mattresses are the bedding of the everyman. 
This board welcomes sinners and posts with them too.
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There are sudanese kids in the bad home area tonight. Playing basketball with Bluetooth speakers. This isn't normal,
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You can do a lot with snags. Take them out of the casing, make burger patties, meatballs, shove it up your arse.
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Still really cold and very bad nausea, temp has dropped to 38.1 so thats good I think,might go and try and sleep.
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I keep wanting to have those chinese buns that have peanuts inside and coconut or sugar coating on the outside, but can't find them anymore. Also coconut jelly.
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You could probably shoplift snags easily by sticking them up your arse in the shop.
Nobody would ever want them back.
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> It appears you have large quantities of nutella secreted away there
> It's NOT nutella!
> Sir I'm afraid I'm going to need a taste test
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Possum told me a NEET like that would kill my brother and that I should forget that NEET and find another once.
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Tonight's dinner is going to be Uncle Ben's coconut rice with a handful of peanuts, premixed salad and juice of half a lime.
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Picturing IGA on the phone telling a bewildered Womens Tennis Federation secretary all about Nuro and his shortcomings "It's an air mattress in a toilet!"
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Decent cruise. Again needed to piss at the best part. Bought snags.
Would go back out for another but I need fuel for getting to the mong doc tomorrow
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Was in the spa and a middle aged woman I had made eye contact with a few times and smiled at was a bit close. She got out and went to the steam room, and I followed. 
She was stretching and said that getting old was bad. She pointed out where her pain was by pulling down one side of her bikini bottom to show a cheek. I stood up and pointed to where I get pain in my back. I had half a wood and didn't hide it. She said that there are creeps about, but not that they would go for her now. 
I kept my comments to a minimum.
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Monaro had me squeeze lime juice on his cock and balls and leave him staked out in the sun for an hour.
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A new Season of Invincible animated TV program is coming out in a couple of days. I think I enjoyed the first season but it has been a while. Did any of you NEETs watch it? 8.7/10 on imdb.
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I think they just walk around drinking booze as they go and then chuck the empty bottle. They are worse than NEETs.
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may as well get my hair cut today - it always traumatises me, but I already feel so fucked up it won't make any difference
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Just checked my temperature 36.6 better than last night 38.8, still feel a bit sick but whatever it was the worst seems to be behind me.
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They've arrested that fat bitch who poisoned people with mushrooms. Imagine marrying that.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/erin-patterson-arrested-after-alleged-deadly-leongatha-mushroom-poisoning/news-story/3a189fbc1efdca4bcd952273ff26b0a0
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Apparently the police have something called "technology detecting dogs" now who can sniff out hidden hard drives and phones etc.
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Both oral and anal swabs. There was garlic butter everywhere. The doctors had never seen anything like it.
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Good morning NEET bros! WagonRider has risen from his month long goon slumber. First morning without a hangover in almost 30 days, feeling like a normal person again. 
No more manual breathing, no more crippling anxiety, no more worrying about a stroke or seizure. We are so fucking back. 

There is so much to be ticked off the list. So much to catch up on. So far to climb. 
I'm fuelled by hatred of my own decadence and Coles organic instants. I am ready. I will push that boulder, I will ride the tiger out of the Kali Yuga, I am Sun and Steel, I am the ouroborus biting itself to break the cycle. 
The faqir takes the narrow road, burn an offering!
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Asked to leave McDonalds. Apparently black beggars harassing paying white customers are more welcome. Haven’t left.
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cruisey has a boss man image to maintain. if he isn't seen to be free with his money, high rolling it on the chinaman every day, who will respect him? Once you lose respect of the mongs, you lose everything.
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First you get the mongs. Then you get the mongbux. Then you get the choof. Then you start abusing the choof and soon the whole world collapses on you and you die beneath a swarm of NDIS auditors and ACA investigative journalists
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That walk to the shops and back was horrible, too hot and very sweaty.
I did get some treats to have once I cool down though.
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as one neet boards the wagon I feel my own mental willpower and motivation to do anything productive draining away. It is the conservation of failure.
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cruisey kidnaps normal kids and locks them up in there during summer without ventilation until they become brain damaged enough to collect NDIS bux. He calls it the mong factory.
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confused about who's posting here - do they have pokies now in maccas and cruisey's playing the chinaman there?
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> Starting 31 October 2023, KFC have brought back the $6.95 Giant Snack Pack!
> The deal is available from 31 October 2023 to 27 November 2023.
> It’s available for pickup in-store and on the app nationwide, except in WA and in Wollongong.
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> $4.50 for a donut
> $6.50 for a fucking pie
> and then the ultimate jewing, 40 cents for a bit of fucking tomato sauce
THIS HAS TO FUCKING STOP. THE CENTRAL BANKS ARE STEALING WHAT PRECIOUS FEW NEETBUX WE HAD LEFT!
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This is an Important NEET Council Announcement.
From this Thursday all NEETs will be expected to pay 60c towards the tomato sauce costs per meeting.
Council Members are of course exempt from this charge.
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> Feast on 2 Whopper Cheese, 2 Cheeseburgers, 2 Chicken Royales, a 20 Pop’n Chick’n pack, 4 Small Chips, 4 Drinks and 2 Ketchup sachets
Might head out to hungry jack's soon. I'm not sharing, so do you want your own megafeast?
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Had a feed and a beer at the pub, got sleepy.
Rocked up at a clients to have a nap on his couch because home seemed too far away.
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Cruisey could probably get free blowjobs if he did a deal with the local brothel to send all his mongs there.
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Not good.
More expensive than a pie shop sandwich, not a proper meal. If you wanted more food than a pie but weren't rich enough for a Cafe meal to might go to subway
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https://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/subway-prices-menu

https://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/2023/deal-subway-6-selected-six-inch-subs/
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If you had to wank a guy off, like someones holding a gun to your mums head sort of deal would you rather wank off a mong or a normal guy?
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> claud rains
Yes he is brilliant. I had just seen him in Lawrence of Arabia made 20 years later too. I didn't know he was in both but I spotted him immediately. Real talent.
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Your goading has succeeded in forcing me to buy brioche burger buns, which are too sweet.

You could buy these on a stupid wooden plate for 12$ at a wanky cafe, or at the commune on Friday for $8 (including chips)
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I suppose the high sugar content is your excuse for burning them.
I don't know how you account for not melting the cheese. Don't even try.
I will have the one on the left.
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Bogarts character was well written, the problem was that bogart couldn't act. His dead pan persona is on par with stephen segal.

There weren't enough female characters for screen, so the male supporting actors didn't get much of a run. It was just like a frank sinatra film where you watched frank go from one poster scene to another. It had a good setting, there was a plot, claude rains was in it.
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The cheese doesn't melt because It's real cheese, the pay off is structural integrity. The toaster burnt the first bun on 2, on 4 the toaster will carbonize anything inserted into it. 10 is reserved for hard drives, floppy disks, passports and dossiers.

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