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Tiffin is sending a letter and some money to the Tasmanian Greyhound trainer who get shut down for using live bait lures to train the hounds.
Recovered from the little bender. The kindling is real. 
Back to my normal angry self now. Went on a shopping run. Had to show my receipt to some emo teenage dyke at kmart after buying thongs for $1.50
At coles there was nowhere to put my basket after exiting the self-serve checkout area, just dropped it loudly on the floor. Pajeets problem now. 
Stay edgy bros
> The kindling is real. 
I don't understand this remark.

> just dropped it loudly on the floor
> Pajeets problem now.
> Stay edgy bros
Based, based and BASED.
> Had to show my receipt
I read that how it works is the scanner checks to see how old the receipt is. If it is more than five minutes old then you will be scrutinised further.
People used to buy something and then come back the next day and grab another one of the same item off the shelf and then walk out without paying, showing the receipt from the day before.
Bought some timtams (had two) and some coles choc chip cookies (had four). Not sharing.
I would like to make it clear that I am not the one pestering Soyfree anymore. I stopped shortly after he vanished. I don't know who this other neet is nor why he is doing it.
There is something very sad and pathetic about the idea of taking photos of girls you can't be with.
Don't fucking lie mate.
The people would be the main focus of the shot and he'd make lewd remarks about them in his posts. He took creepshots of schoolgirls and imissfather was perfectly okay with it because it was precious nuro that did it.
Okay I didn’t actually see those posts.
Different with context. I thought he was like me and just took pictures of scenery without thinking about the people blocking the view
Went for a big cruise to the city. Was nice except I needed to piss during the best part. Went to three (3) public toilets that were all shut or closed for maintenance. It had me worried that if I become homeless I won't have anywhere to shit after 5pm. Pissed at the old local instead. 
Fuck me theres a lot of cunts in 4WDs now with really bright non-highbeam headlights. Some cunt from across the intersection had this like camping floodlight in the middle of his bullbar on that was even brighter than high beams. Fuckin flashed him real good as I turned. 
Auto-pilot was mistakenly engaged and I ended up at GLs. 
Commander to mission control, requesting urgent maintenance on autopilot fallback conditions.
If I make more money I can afford better drugs with less of a hangover, that some incentive to me aye keegz
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> group of zoomers chimped out in front of the police station for a good 15 minutes 
> some policeman puts his head out the window and tells them politely to keep quiet for 3 minutes while being completely ignored 
> policemen stepped out and told them to keep quiet 
> they proceeded to chimp out even more 
> one of them was taken in 
> the rest are scrolling on their phone and talking shit about the police 
that was even funnier than that time when the gypsies chimped out
Nod really. Had breddy gud weather till now. There was two days minus at night some weeks back.
But it'll get colder soon enough.
Is it getting hot in Austria?
Goody Morning NEETs

Just did a big catch up. So much IGA goading. Every single one hit the net. Double Fault. 

Closing the computer. Got work to today. Brissy is meant to be 34. Fark.
and find out how much she'll charge to let you suck sardines out of her vagina. If you feel shy, tell her you're asking for a friend
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Womboflix will be playing the found-footage horror movie Something In The Pilligia sometime today - what time would suit neets the best?
We're playing another movie, Young Frankenstein this evening. I had in mind to stream Something In The Pilligia some time this afternoon, I wanted to know when would suit neets.
Less than 100MB of data left.
Can buy more when the cenno hits the bank tomorrow.
Outage will be less than 24 hours but will still be difficult. Don't know what to do with myself. Dreading it.
NEET life. Povo life.
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Alright neets, we're going to show There's Something In The Pilligia in 1 hour, with or without any neet viewers.

"The Pilliga Yowie, - or 'Jingra' - has haunted the Australian outback for centuries, stalking a remote part of New South Wales, where men seldom dare tread, content to keep to itself... until now. Ocker truck driver Jay and his cameraman buddy Dylan journey into the Pilliga National Park with some drunken sheilas they met in a pub. Things take a sinister turn when a local legend comes out to play - complete with big teeth, sharp claws and a craving for human flesh!"
Absolutely schitzed out 
Been on the verge of a panic attack all day, breathing manually. Peak hour traffic was fucked
I saw all these kids visiting halloween decorated houses and getting buckets of junk food. I thought about dressing up and going trick or treating myself, but then decided to just cut out the middle man and head to woolies instead.
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In 45 minutes, we'll be streaming the halloween night movie Young Frankenstein (1974), a horror-comedy by Mel Brooks, and starring that jewish dude from wily wonka and the chocolate factory, it follows the American grandson of the infamous scientist Victor Frankenstein, struggling to prove that his grandfather was not as insane as people believe, is invited to Transylvania, where he discovers the process that reanimates a dead body. I haven't seen it, but it's ranked as one of the greatest comedies of all time. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
the kids here are treat mugging the elderly living alone in this neighbourhood. I have seen one gang of trugging teens pushing a wheelbarrow with half bricks as if they couldnt get any more menacing. If they knock here I'll give them a piece of my mind.
2L of wine acquired. 500ml strategically poured down the drain, leaving me with 15 standoes for my last hurrah.
Weber: When I took my trousers into Marnie the other day I gave her my phone number. Will she text/call when they are ready or should I go in before then?
I heard cruisey's going to produce a musical based on ausneets, with singing mongs playing the roles of various neets. Whole thing will probably be a massive tax dodge.
I should've had pumpkin head NK sniffing ladyjumino's butt. Next year, I'll do it next year.
laundering money through cash fake ticket sales. Does anyone know if the live music industry is a money  laundering front for organised crime?
garn bed neets, i'll leave you all with olive, bind and debicki off to the right to keep you company tonight
Looking at jobs and feeling sick. Fucking everything requires experience. It is unbelievably gay.
Fucking need references and all these qualifications and shit. I can't fucking do it.
Is it possible to boomer your way into a job these days? Can I just walk in a shake the manager's hand?
> requires
Consider a job add to be a wish list. Most employers are unrealistic, which after getting 200 cenno applications starts to sink in.
The boomer thing is called "nepotism", the bit they don't mention is how a family connection, church connection, private school connection etc got them the job.
I am related to a (now dead) Archbishop in my city. He was the previous one so most of the Catholics would know him. Do you reckon I can spin that? He was a close relative. Could I just outright mention it on the application or should I let my surname be suggestive enough?
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sorry, pissed i missed this one, was werking late

its happened before many times and he will never admit it 

just cracked a bottle of champagne 

how in the fuck did it come to this ? fuck sake its not like you were staring down WFTD, there are even side ways out that (bullshit online course)

Anyways GOOD.


its almost like you have to participate in society

Imagine your shock

most employers need you to perform, its clear you cant, hence the requirements

fuck sake just be honest and say you are prepared to take a pay cut untill you get good

if you think you deserve to be paid the  full hourly rate in your current state you are sadly mistaken
> its almost like you have to participate in society
Not all of us are able to get on the minda money through having learning difficulties keegz.
I like how he is out of breath just shifting gears on the bike hahahhahaa
the heavy breathing, holy shit
You can hear him breathing so heavily and then his trotters move into frame
Fucking dying of laughter
One of nuro's earliest posts was about how he had spent three weeks downloading some porno from 2008 about a pool party.
You would ask him if there's anyone he knows who's hiring, he'd ring around catching up with people. I know the crowd pretty well, they're total creeps.
> Just did a big catch up
ie. Ctrl+F 'nuro'
And not a single (you) given. Because you're such a selfless and totally non-narcissistic individual...

> So much IGA goading

> Every single one hit the net. Double Fault.
Double cringe!

> Closing the computer

> Got work to today
You need a keyboard designed for trotters.

> Brissy
A presenter on Triple J earlier called it by its boong name, followed with "also known as Brisbane". I changed channels.

> 34
The hovel recorded a high of 35.6(six)

> Fark
Oh no, car doors slamming. Been enough times that I recognize the police door sound. Another bad home incident is imminent
I was almost run over by an asian girl reversing out of her driveway while on the phone yesterday.
I glared at her and shook my head.
By this time next year the wan-wan virus will have wiped out all other girls. Next year's halloween witches will be nothing but wan-wans.
They do that already differently. Google has wifi and bluetooth map which is updated constantly with all the smart gadgets. They know the position of each device any time. Among all the data they gather they also collect the strength of signal and by the changes in it they can reconstruct the movement of people for example.
it is a no budget found footage film, but the lead character, Jay, is a paragon of Australian manhood and the ultimate bogan. I only saw the first 30 minutes, but I think we'll play it on new year's eve or something, neets will find it entertaining and shibs needs to see what proper Australians are like.
I've started watching an anime called Demon Slayer. It is okay so far but pretty standard.
NEET was a dole bludger for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the wagies and he said to dad "I want to be a wagie daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
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Sunday night's movie on womboflix will be the sci-fi/horror Event Horizon (1997) -  set in 2047, it follows a crew of astronauts sent on a rescue mission after a missing spaceship, the Event Horizon, spontaneously appears in orbit around Neptune, only to discover that a sinister force has come back with it.

On Saturday we will be watching whatever film shibs has planned for us.
Ten entries on today's to do list. Three hours in and I've got the easiest one done. Not looking good.
I have a feeling today's gonna be the big day for monk, the inflection point when he turns it all around. Mark this post in case I'm right.