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 >>/764111/
FFS toast the buns (cut side only ffs) in the pan before frying the patties. And once you flip the meat put the cheese slices on top so they melt from teh residual heat.

> 10 is reserved for hard drives, floppy disks, passports and dossiers.
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Valium and thiamine acquired. Bloods taken. Physical stomach/organ assessment "mostly good". Psychologist (woman) appointment made. Contact details for a publicly funded inpatient detox program given for future reference. Funds remaining: $7.50. 
Desire to goon: minimal. 
Wagon status: departing with high value cargo. 
Boong cycle: changed epoch. 


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The eternal boong cycle stops for noone. It's the natural, all encompassing superstructure that fables and myths are built around. 

 >>/764002/
Sugar free lemonade i prefer tap water 

 >>/764095/
They are the same thing 

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I'm wondering too. Probably. Another cryptic lore moment, just like the HR meeting. 

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> I want to see my file.
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> More important matters to attend to
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-12699697/Neo-Nazi-Jacob-Hersant-faces-charges-amid-claims-performed-Nazi-salute-outside-court-moments-escaped-jail-time-violent-park-clash-camping-weekend.html




























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It's garbage night. The new pajeet family that moved in a month ago keeps overloading the bins here. Meanwhile, the old guy at the end of the building who's been putting out the bins for the past 6 years just moved out this week. I predict my building is going to be enriched and start looking more and more like india, with piles of garbage everywhere.



































































































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> You having a coffee?
I will, but it's hard because I don't have any energy to make it, and I won't have the energy to make coffee until I have some coffee so it's catch-22. Things were easier back in the day when I just got an energy drink out of the fridge when I woke up.


















































































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Genetics (Fatherbot and Grandfatherbot had chronic lung disease), undiagnosed pnuemonia (I was asked today when I had it and I don't recall having had it), years of shooting, years of using solvents without a respirator, etc. Who knows.
























































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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12704651/NSW-Government-Voice-Treaty-Truth-new-job.html
> From the 'you can't make this sh*t up' files: Chris Minns is hiring an Aboriginal-only boss of 'Truth and Healing' on $300k-plus - despite Aussies rejecting the Voice to Parliament


























































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> Al Qassam Brigade fighter running from a tunnel and placing an explosive charge on the side of an Israeli Merkava tank. He then runs back to fire an anti-tank rocket before returning to the tunnel.
Why aren't the IDF running infantry support alongside their armored division? Or at least flame-throwering all foliage along the way?











































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It is about maybe 1/3 of the girls around uni that go around braless. Stiff nipples abound, sometimes you can see the outline of the areola due to the fabric of her top. They usually do a funny little smirk if they catch you checking them out.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

 Noosa triathlon this weekend. Been working late on competition bikes. Making bank. Making new friends. Nuro is winning. 🏆 

Nuro just cracked a bottle of champagne and popped an oxy. Meanwhile the haters are packing a cone full of cope and are about to smoke it.























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Your memes are stale bitch had two cuties with race bikes who were smiling at the quality of service I gave them. 

You wouldn’t get it but when you participate in society you don’t need to put clubs you meet women organically FOOL






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I found some wagie's lunch at the bus stop and took it because I was short on food for today's missions, I ended up in the goon and goyslop precinct in this commuter town hell hole waiting for some guy from Gumtree to sell me some PC bits. I'm half an  hour early and remember the normies lunchbox with the nice looking sandwich and I havent eaten all day, I open it up.
> Its some gook binfood.

> The guy doesnt show.

I'm starving in this armpit carpark for 45 minutes watching NPC's shuffle between dan's and macdolans, and then I have to sit in rush hour traffic to get the hell out. 
Imagine being cursed.






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In the bin. I kept the lunchbox. i had the carpark on surveillance lockdown and apart from the woman who left her kids in the minivan to get some pot boilers and a jigsaw puxxle for her granny in the old folks home, literally all were retarded sheeple spending their shekels to feed their dopamine addictions. 
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you got distracted by your goyphone and forgot it when the bus came. The guy probably tried to message me on GT but i dont do smartphones. what is wrong with people they cant make a appointment without needing constant validation leading up to it. I dont need his shit anyway.





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yeah the tanks were not supported by infantry and the palestinians position looked pretty improvised and easy to spot. The jews must be pretty cocky in their tanks, and that mine would not have done shit but rattle the occupants. the RPG might have got intercepted by the anti RPG systems their armour have. I dunno. the footage ended too soon which makes me sus that nothing was really achieved. lets hope the freedom fighters develop their tactics and munitions.


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> you don’t need to put clubs you meet women organically FOOL
You are the only neet that visits nightclubs you retard. And do not mistake women being friendly for women being interested.
What happened to the girl you shaved your balls for?




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Thanks neet. He remembers me so I don't need to specify how I want my hair cut each time and I can alter the instructions from last time. I told him (during my last proper hair cut) how I wanted it a bit longer on top and he did so whilst keeping it otherwise the same.


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I found a box of family memory stuff. 
A big bag full of my stuff. Flicked through this big A3 drawing book that I did in prep, lots of colourful stick figures depicting family memories that a teacher had written some text descriptions of. Deep woe. Soul crushing woe. 
Found my school reports too. I was good at English but lacked confidence speaking to the class. Was bad at maths and generally lacked attention, was slow to start the classes because I had to find and organise my things and then catch up. 
ADHD from the start. Mong disease, diagnosis terminal. 
I was really good at religion though apparently and strived in memorising all the prayers. Should have been a friar. My path of destruction is divine punishment for rejecting the Lord.











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Most of my class at school were high achievers, a couple (maybe even several)I know of are worth millions, one became semi famous, another one did go into the priesthood for a few years, he left and is now some super geologist working  in Darwin and jets off around the world, me I became a mong.







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Maybe thats how we could fund the commune, we could  get someone to video the NEETs on an outing with Cruisey as the herder and he could give us all a push on the swing while we laugh and giggle and then take us to get icecream.










































































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Just got back from the shops. Met like 5 different customers there and had a good shitpost IRL

Doing something a bit different tonight. Avoiding the SLOP tonight Garlic bread from the Italian restaurant. Antipasto from Cole’s. Free cherry danish from the bakery for desert. 

Not even going to read the thread. Just not gonna. Bad NEETs can just GOAD themselves.

























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Bad home neet boasted about his coke, didn't bite. He offered me coke, I declined. He told the story about how he got ripped off buying the coke, I was unsympathetic. He said his friend bought bad shit, sold it on to him, which is why he had no money.... which is why he was trying to sell the bad coke to me.... because we were friends. 

Bad home logic at its finest.












































































































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I rarely wear shorts, and if I do they tend to cover the knees, so it would be pointless.
But if the lung thing does turn out to be PF, I'll get some SS runes on my neck or something and just be a massive cunt for the couple of years I have left.



















































































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The NEETs are gathered around a table in a dingy smoke filled tavern drinking heavily and arguing about the price of potatos.
An old man with a long white beard approaches your table and says "So ye be concerned about the potat me lads if you be men of stout heart and firm buttocks then I've  a quest for ye to put things right and earn a gold coin or two", he then winks at you.
What do?










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The old man reels backwards, a look of shock on his face.
"By the Gods he says, where did you get that thing?" a look of terror on his face.
NEETs who roll 4 or better on their perception test notice that his anal potato has dropped out

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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/police-searching-for-person-convicted-for-filming-graphic-aftermath-of-deadly-cop-crash/news-story/912fb5e0c4a0898fc97e8d70a3ef0703
lol they still can't find this based troll



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The old man falls dead to the ground overwhemed by Possums suprise anal strike.
It turns out the old guy was a pedo or something and the townsfolk all cheer and buy you booze and the barmaid gets her tits out.
Each NEET gets 100xp.
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Ten hour, wholly uninterrupted (no goon pisses) refreshing slumber after that little valium binge. Absolutely rejuvenating. Time to face the day, or whats left of it. 

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I've consolidated the arsenal down to 4. Full size apple magic keyboard, Keychron K1, Logitech K380 and of course, ol' reliable Microsoft Sculpt, which I need to replace. 
I treat them like my children, with original boxes and all. It's only the old wired ones that I beat around like used whores. 

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Based

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We'll hold them up in praise before emptying them into the Gooners Chalice. 

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> But if the lung thing does turn out to be PF
And if it doesn't you need to model yourself into an Elizabethan Yukio Mishima 

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Whoppers are the worst take away burger available. Cold, soggy, cardboard bread. Nigger food. 

 >>/764964/
That's called a mogging. Hope you called her champ and ended with "cheers muscles" 

 >>/764978/
Real men drink mercs

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She looks younger but uglier than gook lady 

 >>/765015/
Based, Big Swingin Pusey did nothing wrong 

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They're working on their careers, setting themselves up, finding out what they want at life. Accelerating their wagon into the wall. 

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Just don't. I haven't cooked a vegetable in months. Micronutrients aren't real




































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