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The same actors used to be in everything because there weren't many good actors. Today the same actors are in everything because there aren't many billion dollar studios
 >>/764111/
FFS toast the buns (cut side only ffs) in the pan before frying the patties. And once you flip the meat put the cheese slices on top so they melt from teh residual heat.

> 10 is reserved for hard drives, floppy disks, passports and dossiers.
Thanks for the tip
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/the-2000-dating-rule-to-avoid-frightful-sex-syndrome-from-men/news-story/e22cb2c108507d006ceaa2629fa9a3e9
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Valium and thiamine acquired. Bloods taken. Physical stomach/organ assessment "mostly good". Psychologist (woman) appointment made. Contact details for a publicly funded inpatient detox program given for future reference. Funds remaining: $7.50. 
Desire to goon: minimal. 
Wagon status: departing with high value cargo. 
Boong cycle: changed epoch. 


 >>/763996/
The eternal boong cycle stops for noone. It's the natural, all encompassing superstructure that fables and myths are built around. 

 >>/764002/
Sugar free lemonade i prefer tap water 

 >>/764095/
They are the same thing 

 >>/764100/
I'm wondering too. Probably. Another cryptic lore moment, just like the HR meeting. 

 >>/764135/
> I want to see my file.
[Redacted]
Imagine getting a sextet of bimbos of various ethnicities and renting them out as a package for 15k a night and paying them 1500 a night, plus expenses.
When my dad was a mongherd in the 70s a lot of the job was to stop the mongs fucking each other.
The girl mongs would whore themselves to the boy mongs for a chocolate bar.
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Why dont you get on the semaglutide injections? I spoke to this wideboy and he said it was pricey but stopped him from going to the fridge all the time. Said he lost like 7 kilo.
> #BREAKING: Erin Patterson has been charged with three counts of murder and five counts of attempted murder. @7NewsMelbourne
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> UPDATE: The further three attempted murder charges relate to three separate incidents in Victoria between 2021-2022.
> It’s alleged a 48-year-old Korumburra man became ill following meals on these dates.
Going for a benzo cruise. 

https://medium.com/@bryanvannorden_14478/sex-and-existentialism-3a2cfcb6398c
 >>/764278/
> More important matters to attend to
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/melbourne/article-12699697/Neo-Nazi-Jacob-Hersant-faces-charges-amid-claims-performed-Nazi-salute-outside-court-moments-escaped-jail-time-violent-park-clash-camping-weekend.html
It's garbage night. The new pajeet family that moved in a month ago keeps overloading the bins here. Meanwhile, the old guy at the end of the building who's been putting out the bins for the past 6 years just moved out this week. I predict my building is going to be enriched and start looking more and more like india, with piles of garbage everywhere.
next time I'm whining please remind me to have some fruit and vegetables, it made me feel so much better
When I was 12 or 13 I briefly got my neetstick stuck in a gatorade bottle I had tried to make into an improvised fleshlight.
I need more space on my vps, but I'm too cheap to pay for it. Wondering if I can mount a cloud drive like google drive on it.
for a moment I thought I had found and intelligent negger on youtube, then I realised the night light had darkened my screen colours
 >>/764350/
> Wondering if I can mount a cloud drive like google drive on it.
You can. Could also mount a disk from your local network. 

 >>/764344/
kek

 >>/764338/
Ask them about chamonile tea. 

Can you record audio on your phone with the screen off? We could compare our cold approaches to women in supermarkets.
This Demon Slayer anime is okay so far but not as good as Attack on Titan.
The characters do that "naruto running" style which makes me lol a bit. I can't take it seriously.
 >>/764406/
> You having a coffee?
I will, but it's hard because I don't have any energy to make it, and I won't have the energy to make coffee until I have some coffee so it's catch-22. Things were easier back in the day when I just got an energy drink out of the fridge when I woke up.
 >>/764412/
Do you think a 200ms response time on a screen will be noticeable? The laptop I’m buying has a really good screen but a 200ms response time. I won’t be playing many games on it so I thought it shouldn’t matter.
CT scan showed permanent scarring on both lungs and a partial collapse of the right lung. But that's not as important as not being racist in McDonalds.
 >>/764428/
A blog to post interesting things I find on the web and books and an imageboard. I don’t have any plan to attract users to either though
 >>/764453/
Obviously.
I watched this last night, if it doesn't give you a double think hard on, you're not normal. 
https://youtu.be/sEdMpki-YeE?si=WYnlXn0AOwoK_p6B
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/succession-star-alan-ruck-reportedly-crashes-pickup-truck-into-la-pizza-shop/news-story/6df0bd372142c71cc650f61c7a4749e8
Alan Truck
 >>/764429/
That is no good m8. Hopefully you can still make do with what you've got.

 >>/764440/
Did they mention weight loss? It should make everything easier. Diet and exercise will be your best option.
My father used to say  he was stressed all the time. It was one of his favourite words. What a bitch. He thought it was an excuse for being a cunt too.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-02/traditional-medicine-after-crocodile-bite-use-olympic-athletes/103057744
 >>/764485/
Genetics (Fatherbot and Grandfatherbot had chronic lung disease), undiagnosed pnuemonia (I was asked today when I had it and I don't recall having had it), years of shooting, years of using solvents without a respirator, etc. Who knows.
I think things are falling through with the girl again. This whole gf2023 arc has been awful. Not sure I'll even bother with gf2024.
 >>/764533/
she wants to give him throat cancer
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/oral-sex-is-worse-than-smoking-for-throat-cancer-doctor-claims/news-story/64c12f94e8d0c5b3a867983324ca0b6f
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12704651/NSW-Government-Voice-Treaty-Truth-new-job.html
> From the 'you can't make this sh*t up' files: Chris Minns is hiring an Aboriginal-only boss of 'Truth and Healing' on $300k-plus - despite Aussies rejecting the Voice to Parliament
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12702621/Womans-body-turned-liquid-left-morgue-fridge-two-months.html
Pirie Slut
 >>/764519/
She is alternating between ignoring me and being clingy. I think playing it cool might be the way to go.
 >>/764526/
Yeah, I've been less invested in the board lately with the drama and low quality posting.
 >>/764536/
 >>/764537/
Yeah, she is. I'm generally not attracted to non-white women with the obvious exception of some of those Jewesses.
Somebody should make a service where you can type in a missed call number and they'll phone it for you and tell you who answered.
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 >>/764583/
This is mine, still working on the masking the spray on glue doesn't really stick the material to the corflute.The other 3 amps and crossover are located in another room.
Have never been able to put my finger on which NEET homecinemaNEET is. I know he uses linux mint. 
Always suspected it was 10k.
 >>/764599/
> plastic toy soldiers this week though.
What sort?
I used to have a bunch of those plastic ones and cowboys and indians from the 50s or 60s
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> Al Qassam Brigade fighter running from a tunnel and placing an explosive charge on the side of an Israeli Merkava tank. He then runs back to fire an anti-tank rocket before returning to the tunnel.
Why aren't the IDF running infantry support alongside their armored division? Or at least flame-throwering all foliage along the way?
 >>/764617/
It wasn't a pro-Hamas or anti-Israel post, just somebody doing something very brave/stupid and a question about how the IDF seems to suck at the basics.
 >>/764622/
I'll just stop posting then. Other than today and McDonalds yesterday I didn't post since last Saturday when one of you had a cry about something.
ended up bingeing again on what was supposed to be a diet day. I shouldn't have gone to the shops, can't be trusted.
We are going to have to do another year of acceptance next year. Some NEETs have not been able to accept it.
It is about maybe 1/3 of the girls around uni that go around braless. Stiff nipples abound, sometimes you can see the outline of the areola due to the fabric of her top. They usually do a funny little smirk if they catch you checking them out.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

 Noosa triathlon this weekend. Been working late on competition bikes. Making bank. Making new friends. Nuro is winning. 🏆 

Nuro just cracked a bottle of champagne and popped an oxy. Meanwhile the haters are packing a cone full of cope and are about to smoke it.
 >>/764555/
That is still unusual though. The problem is looking for conservative girls on dating apps and in night clubs etc. Just find one in person and assess based off how she is dressed.
 >>/764629/
A pasta salad, two different meats on special, a kabana, 5 sliced cheese slices, a lettuce mix, one tomato, a jar of rollmops, a squirter of mayo, a sweet chili sauce and a pack of large wraps.
 >>/764651/
Your memes are stale bitch had two cuties with race bikes who were smiling at the quality of service I gave them. 

You wouldn’t get it but when you participate in society you don’t need to put clubs you meet women organically FOOL
 >>/764663/
> a kabana
The Barossa smoked kabana twin pack has gone up to $6.50 from $5 a year ago. I think the gristle content might have increased too.
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I found some wagie's lunch at the bus stop and took it because I was short on food for today's missions, I ended up in the goon and goyslop precinct in this commuter town hell hole waiting for some guy from Gumtree to sell me some PC bits. I'm half an  hour early and remember the normies lunchbox with the nice looking sandwich and I havent eaten all day, I open it up.
> Its some gook binfood.

> The guy doesnt show.

I'm starving in this armpit carpark for 45 minutes watching NPC's shuffle between dan's and macdolans, and then I have to sit in rush hour traffic to get the hell out. 
Imagine being cursed.
 >>/764678/
In the bin. I kept the lunchbox. i had the carpark on surveillance lockdown and apart from the woman who left her kids in the minivan to get some pot boilers and a jigsaw puxxle for her granny in the old folks home, literally all were retarded sheeple spending their shekels to feed their dopamine addictions. 
 >>/764679/
you got distracted by your goyphone and forgot it when the bus came. The guy probably tried to message me on GT but i dont do smartphones. what is wrong with people they cant make a appointment without needing constant validation leading up to it. I dont need his shit anyway.
 >>/764603/
yeah the tanks were not supported by infantry and the palestinians position looked pretty improvised and easy to spot. The jews must be pretty cocky in their tanks, and that mine would not have done shit but rattle the occupants. the RPG might have got intercepted by the anti RPG systems their armour have. I dunno. the footage ended too soon which makes me sus that nothing was really achieved. lets hope the freedom fighters develop their tactics and munitions.
 >>/764671/
> you don’t need to put clubs you meet women organically FOOL
You are the only neet that visits nightclubs you retard. And do not mistake women being friendly for women being interested.
What happened to the girl you shaved your balls for?
 >>/764688/
> that mine would not have done shit but rattle the occupants
Is the mine the thing he put on the tank? I wonder if he did that to disable the Trophy APS so the RPG could make the actual kill.
 >>/764692/
Thanks neet. He remembers me so I don't need to specify how I want my hair cut each time and I can alter the instructions from last time. I told him (during my last proper hair cut) how I wanted it a bit longer on top and he did so whilst keeping it otherwise the same.
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I found a box of family memory stuff. 
A big bag full of my stuff. Flicked through this big A3 drawing book that I did in prep, lots of colourful stick figures depicting family memories that a teacher had written some text descriptions of. Deep woe. Soul crushing woe. 
Found my school reports too. I was good at English but lacked confidence speaking to the class. Was bad at maths and generally lacked attention, was slow to start the classes because I had to find and organise my things and then catch up. 
ADHD from the start. Mong disease, diagnosis terminal. 
I was really good at religion though apparently and strived in memorising all the prayers. Should have been a friar. My path of destruction is divine punishment for rejecting the Lord.
 >>/764696/
Sounds like me lol. I've considered a few times going into the priesthood for purely material reasons as I like the idea of stability but I've never been very serious about it.
 >>/764696/
It is dangerous to look backwards. There is only pain there.

Once upon a time the monastic life would have been an option for us. No longer.
 >>/764696/
Most of my class at school were high achievers, a couple (maybe even several)I know of are worth millions, one became semi famous, another one did go into the priesthood for a few years, he left and is now some super geologist working  in Darwin and jets off around the world, me I became a mong.
Hey Nuro if the bike shop is that busy how come you haven't posted any pictures of machinery or bikes in years now?
 >>/764710/
Maybe thats how we could fund the commune, we could  get someone to video the NEETs on an outing with Cruisey as the herder and he could give us all a push on the swing while we laugh and giggle and then take us to get icecream.
 >>/764707/
And still all of em are depressed and suffering from anxiety just the same, in perpetual existential crisis, chasing after material wealth or spiritual awakening to fill their empty life.

 >>/764709/
> I became a mong, destroyer of coloring books
Belushi mode Nuro is not a hit with the women but I would not rule out him attracting one at some point.
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You NEETs can have (1) thing from the special NEET sustenance cabinet. My shout. 

Meanwhile I just got some garlic bread from the Italian place.
They are shutting the train line near me down for a year and a half soon.
Which probably means 4 years.
I wonder if the boongs will still hang out at the stations.
You have to eat a whole family bucket of kfc while wanking and then chug a goon cask and cum in the bag.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoonCaves/comments/17m7dwm/the_outdoors_are_my_gooncave/
Wtf is wrong with these cunts?
I..I thought a goon cave was where you went to drink goon if your mummybot didn't like it.
Have I been wrong all along?
 >>/764764/
That is how it is used here but on other parts of the internet it is used to mean a room where you wank for hours on end. Usually to tranny or nigger porn.
 >>/764773/
i bet all the bouncers fistbump with nuro, maybe chat a bit about some MMA match they both saw recently, or comment on some winsome female at the club. Treat him like a bro, basically.
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Just got back from the shops. Met like 5 different customers there and had a good shitpost IRL

Doing something a bit different tonight. Avoiding the SLOP tonight Garlic bread from the Italian restaurant. Antipasto from Cole’s. Free cherry danish from the bakery for desert. 

Not even going to read the thread. Just not gonna. Bad NEETs can just GOAD themselves.
Bad home neet boasted about his coke, didn't bite. He offered me coke, I declined. He told the story about how he got ripped off buying the coke, I was unsympathetic. He said his friend bought bad shit, sold it on to him, which is why he had no money.... which is why he was trying to sell the bad coke to me.... because we were friends. 

Bad home logic at its finest.
Does anyone else feel like normal people or other men have something they don’t? Like some secret that shared only amongst normal’s?
Got 4 double raspberry cruisers. Gonna get white girl wasted and maybe flick my bean and put a hair brush in my pussy.
 >>/764907/
Occasionally some dried out rice or a chip or biscuit crumb will jam a couple of keys up or down, but otherwise she hasn't skipped a beat.
At the NEET Commune we shall shake our keyboards clean in times of hardship and survive off the bounty.
Weber should get a fashy shaved sides and a platt in his hair and beard and get runes tattood to his kneecaps.
https://www.kidspot.com.au/news/my-boyfriend-refused-to-help-clean-my-reaction-was-petty-but-he-deserved-it/news-story/9470bc33b61088989f8e204a08fbb324
 >>/764915/
I rarely wear shorts, and if I do they tend to cover the knees, so it would be pointless.
But if the lung thing does turn out to be PF, I'll get some SS runes on my neck or something and just be a massive cunt for the couple of years I have left.
 >>/764922/
I sometimes wonder about people who inadvertently got Russian Mafia tattoos on the knees/elbows/hands (stars etc) and whether they ended up in a bad situation if they visited some euro trash countries.
The chips at my fish and chip shop are always really good but they only give you about 6 chips these days.
And for $3 extra you get about 5 more.
 >>/764936/
Yeah, the fish shop "minimum" used to be $3.50 in my late teens-early twenties and it was more than enough for two people or even a chonky boy.
 >>/764941/
I bet there's a rotating potato peeler like there is for apples and a grid thing you can push them through to turn a whole potat into chips. You'd think it would be an ideal job for a couple of teenagers out the back
These double cruiser cans are dangerous. Two standos a can and the alcohol can't even be tasted. Just tastes like raspberry cordial.
 >>/765000/
Yeah, but it's still better than KFC every day.
The switch to that "rustic" (ie coarse dog shit) lettuce they did a couple of years ago was not good.
The NEETs are gathered around a table in a dingy smoke filled tavern drinking heavily and arguing about the price of potatos.
An old man with a long white beard approaches your table and says "So ye be concerned about the potat me lads if you be men of stout heart and firm buttocks then I've  a quest for ye to put things right and earn a gold coin or two", he then winks at you.
What do?
 >>/765013/
The old man reels backwards, a look of shock on his face.
"By the Gods he says, where did you get that thing?" a look of terror on his face.
NEETs who roll 4 or better on their perception test notice that his anal potato has dropped out
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/police-searching-for-person-convicted-for-filming-graphic-aftermath-of-deadly-cop-crash/news-story/912fb5e0c4a0898fc97e8d70a3ef0703
lol they still can't find this based troll
 >>/765014/
Get Cruisey to offer to sell it to him for his gold while Possum sneaks up behind him and sticks a sword in his anus. Then steal everything leaving him naked.
 >>/765016/
The old man falls dead to the ground overwhemed by Possums suprise anal strike.
It turns out the old guy was a pedo or something and the townsfolk all cheer and buy you booze and the barmaid gets her tits out.
Each NEET gets 100xp.
The end.
Banjer teacher's sixth anniversary with her bf today.
I wonder if she has had the presence of mind to wonder why he hasn't asked to marry her.
There is a few reddit pages where whores go to complain about clients and one of their frequent complaints is men leaving skidmarks on the bed sheets.
Ten hour, wholly uninterrupted (no goon pisses) refreshing slumber after that little valium binge. Absolutely rejuvenating. Time to face the day, or whats left of it. 

 >>/764905/
I've consolidated the arsenal down to 4. Full size apple magic keyboard, Keychron K1, Logitech K380 and of course, ol' reliable Microsoft Sculpt, which I need to replace. 
I treat them like my children, with original boxes and all. It's only the old wired ones that I beat around like used whores. 

 >>/764857/
Based

 >>/764913/
We'll hold them up in praise before emptying them into the Gooners Chalice. 

 >>/764921/
> But if the lung thing does turn out to be PF
And if it doesn't you need to model yourself into an Elizabethan Yukio Mishima 

 >>/764933/
Whoppers are the worst take away burger available. Cold, soggy, cardboard bread. Nigger food. 

 >>/764964/
That's called a mogging. Hope you called her champ and ended with "cheers muscles" 

 >>/764978/
Real men drink mercs

 >>/764984/
She looks younger but uglier than gook lady 

 >>/765015/
Based, Big Swingin Pusey did nothing wrong 

 >>/765037/
They're working on their careers, setting themselves up, finding out what they want at life. Accelerating their wagon into the wall. 

 >>/765089/
Just don't. I haven't cooked a vegetable in months. Micronutrients aren't real
This will blow your minds NEETs.
What would happen, bear with me here, what do you think would happen if, IF, wait for it, Cruisey turned the green bin inside out?
Today marks a year of sobriety.
Of alcohol I've had but a few brandied cherries and a mouthful of gin some cunt poured in my tonic water.
 >>/765112/
> and a mouthful of gin some cunt poured in my tonic water.
cut that person out of your life
if they don't respect your decision to stay sober and willfully try to violate it, they're a deadset cunt who deserve to die

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