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Yeah well explain how you lot can all make posts about the previous thread ending yet can't make anything in the 10 minutes between then and me noticing and creating a new thread? Are you all retarded or computer illiterate or something?









































































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Scratch that. You'd need to use the Google developer console to create API creds for headless 0auth, which probably means a google cloud 'project' with access to the personal google drive FS. 

Submit a ticket and I'll action it after the long weekend. 
Priority: Low
Project: None











































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Negro always gets narky around Christmas as he is embarrassed about being cut off from his mothers. This is why it makes such a big deal of this stupid fatherless meme. He thinks his father buying a hamburger for him every year or two offsets the intervention orders his relatives have against him.






































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The ones I went to had the RSPCA rule that a staff member had to be present when you were fucking the chicken so you didn't get too rough with the chicken.
There was a knock-off chicken treat behind the cinema that didn't care what you did to the bird and would let you fuck on site without supervision in a private room.







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Back when I was a boy I'd fuck all the dogs in the garden and fixings aisle then go into the car park and return some trollies for the dollar coins.
Would get a sausage and drink with enough left over to rent a video game.


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Thank you neets for the support. 
It was very difficult to stop drinking, mostly because of all the fuck heads I had to cut off. Only last night a fuck head was trying to get me to drink, i don't get out much anymore but have got my shit together, am saving money, got a lot done for my family. My grandparents got to see me sober and employed, I'm semi employed, at least employable.
My health has improved a lot, I don't crave alcohol any more, I still suffer chronic nightmares but I'm going to make it. 

We're all going to make it NEETs

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It doesn't simulate the struggle either.
You always started on the slower, older dogs then moved on to bigger more aggressive dogs and you got paid more for it.
I broke a mean pitbull that 3 other kids couldn't and bunnings gave me $2 and a golden star.





































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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-04/vic-victoria-second-sobering-centre-to-open-in-st-kilda/103065060

Drunk tank for boongs opening up. No white cunts allowed. Culturally sensitive pisshead care.































































































































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an unplugged microwave carries enough residual current to kill you, even if it's been unplugged for months. So never try to repair a broken microwave unless you know how to discharge the capacitor.



























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Took 2 valiums because I wasn't feeling the oxy. They've both kicked in very nicely. 
Slightly weak, knees, enjoyable to scratch my pubes. Vision is a little blurry but I don't mind. Swaying my head like a slow dance. 
Looking at properties in the south of Spain, dreaming of a new life with the Argentinian


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Wish I was sitting in monks car punching billies and watching trucks on the horizon as the sky starts to lighten around 0430 and looking at star maps doing short yoga routines towards Jupiter



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Dad used to take me to the viewing area at the airport, just after the runway. 
We should do shrooms and listen to Om there sometime. 

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They're meant to be for the physical withdrawals but my last drink was Tuesday night so I'm fine now. They gave me 40, at up to 6 a day per the recommendations thats a weeks worth. I reckon I'll put the rest in my medicine box and maybe use them for job interviews or other stressful shit. Not particularly recreational.









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Big cruise to the CBD for sunrise. Two big red bulls. Went for a walk, never been there that early without being fucked on rum and cokes and pingaz. Quite pleasant actually. 
Saw two crackheads in a big argument, saw a decent crowd outside the strippers, saw a garbo driver yell at a pajeet who didn't understand hook turns. Did a good deed. Got a mighty mcmuffin and 3 hash browns for breakakaky








































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Last week I watched the neighbour lady over the road struggling to bring her bins in. She is very old and uses a walking frame.
I did not go over and help her even though I easily could have. And the reason I didn't is because she once called me a big fella.
I am not your "big fella".
This fatphobia has to stop.




























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Went to the shops to get a vape. Had a valium a bit before I went. 
Felt very relaxed and friendly. Almost wanted to talk to strangers. Was more verbal when talking to the chinaman at the smoke shop. 

Strange because when I did my good deed in the city I walked away anxious and a bit shaken.






















































































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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/real-life/article-12705177/narcissist-red-flags-dangerous-relationship-jana-hocking.html
In this gripping episode, Jana talks about narcissism in others without a shred of self-awareness.



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https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/17jm207/just_saw_4_guys_touching_themselves_in_the_gardens

reddit learns that faggots are degenerate perverts


































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Went for a rub, but she started to suck, then wanted to fuck. It was all too much and I nutted then spent 10 mins explaining how to get free podiatrist visits. She seemed overly concerned about my drink driving.





































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Nuro might be annoying, but at least he has remained consistent.
Now we've got Cruisey being a degenerate boong, Weber thinking he's terminally ill and acting like a retard in public, Monk doing a Jordan Peterson and eating lobster pills like they're smarties, and the list goes on.


































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The third image with the crack made me laugh, I hope this is on the news soon
https://old.reddit.com/r/AusRenovation/comments/17o34rv/is_digging_between_the_foundation_stumps_safe_and/

















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> On release, the film was a commercial and critical failure, grossing $42 million on a $60 million production budget. However, it began to sell well on home video; its initial DVD release sold so well that Paramount contacted Anderson to begin working on a restoration of the deleted footage, but it had been either lost or destroyed. In the years since, the film has developed a cult following and is referenced in other works of popular culture. 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event_Horizon_(film)

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I'm glad to see nuro has gotten over his unhealthy obsession with a certain poster and can enjoy his much-deserved and precious time off from the board with family creating everlasting memories while totally not posting pics here validating an unhealthy obsession with a certain poster...















































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Just as I walked up to the takeaway store counter they were bagging the last bird for some other schmuck. To rub salt into thy wound I couldn't help but stupidly ask if it was for another customer. Prick serving had a really cold demeanour too, like my presence was an inconvenience to his faggot arse. Night ruined.




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Sometimes the supermarket hot chooks will have what time they came out of the oven written on them and that is how I learned that they sit there for fucking hours and that has put me off ever getting them again. Gross.





















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I heard that james cameron wanted to create a clone of himself to carry on good filmaking but he was afraid of being outdone by the clone so he had one quarter of its brain removed.
This is how paul anderson was created and explains the good but not good enough style of his films, james made up for this by creating a clone of linda hamilton for him (but infused with dirty Slav DNA).




















































































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Considering it. Been a regular the past two years and never had issues apart from that one time I ordered a salad with fish and chips but didn't receive it. And this is a male ffs, the first time I've ever seen one working there. Shit just does not compute.









































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It's Loc baby!
it's Loc baby!
its Loc, its Loc, Loc, no Joke, Loc, Loc, Loc
I'm the man in the place,
punch you in the face,
a gun in my waist,
It's Loc baby!
Hey yo wassup Loc?
its Loc, Loc, Loc , it's Loc,
it's Loc, Loc, Loc, Loc, Loc
Let me see you throw your hands in the air!
and wave em' like you just don't care!
let me, hear ye say,
Loc is the man,
Loc is the man
It's Loc baby!






























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Had FRM's friend ask me if I have a girlfriend and I told her about the girl. She knows of her because it is fucking Adelaide and things always work that way here.
Not feeling all that bad today despite the heavy drinking. I think spirits and beer are less taxing than wine. My arse didn't explode this morning either. Usually I get a case of the squirts if I've been on the goon.











































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They'd have to prove actual fear though. Just having some mong dancing on the road and gesturing isn't a big deal. And the guy in the car didn't sound scared. Just said something about the police and adjusted his rear view mirror.






























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I find I feel brain fogged and exhausted but if I force myself to get up and do something I start to have more energy once I am doing that thing and after too.
The difficult part is getting started.






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My dream is to own a nice big Queenslander house (in Queensland) with a wrap around verandah, a long tree-lined driveway with a fountain at the end and a wrought iron table, painted white, at which I can sit and imagine myself watching my boong slaves cut the cane.














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