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why are so many threads lately being made by bungling amateurs? We used to have a team of professional thread makers here on ausneets
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At woolies I saw a beaner who looked like an extra from Sicario. He had neck and arm tattoos, shaven head, dark skinned full blooded aztec, and was licking food off his fingers in the most disgusting way. What are beaners doing in this country?
Somebody took a shit in teh other thread and left without flushing. Very rude and uncivilised behaviour.
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That motherfucker who owes me money and sent me $500 on the 5th sent me this bullshit on the 16th. Another fortnight then elapsed on the 31st without anything.
I particularly like the way somebody who owes thousands thinks their streaming season pass for nigger basketball somehow takes precedence over their debt.
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As Tony Soprano said, unless you are harsh with these cunts who owe you money, eventually they start acting like they are doing you a favour by paying anything back.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/athlete-dies-during-noosa-triathlon/news-story/ded265cc5856097d6f7f8bedf8641061

> A Queensland Police Service spokesman said the 53-year-old’s death was being treated as non-suspicious.
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> Triathlon officials are investigating other injuries sustained during the event, including a serious head injury to an unregistered participant riding an e-bike without a helmet.
https://www.news.com.au/world/us-probe-finds-ms13-the-worlds-deadliest-gang-has-infiltrated-australia/news-story/621448cb054eab4bb72d3b65fa3329c3
 >>/766207/
Yeah that was me. I've got a domain on godaddy and a server with linode. I used the one click install linode app for wordpress and put the IP in an A record on godaddy. But the website still just displays the default example page and not wordpress for some reason.
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Looking at my linode dashboard now, I don't think the marketplace wordpress setup thing actually configures it, but rather just installs wordpress when you create the server. 
I'd be able to configure it but alas would need access. You could probably use chatgpt to help you, probably just need to change the default directory from /var/www to wherever apache sits. 

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5891802/how-do-i-change-the-root-directory-of-an-apache-server
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It's funny how when Russia/Ukraine kicked off, along with previous things like Syria, Afghanistan, etc, the government forbid anybody go there, yet they've got no problems with kikes here flying over there to take up arms and for ex-politicians like this scumbag to go over there.
 >>/766230/
No shit, retard.
ProjectionistNEET does however administer the Womboflix server I set up and hasn't fucked anything up in a couple of years. Hence my recommendation of trust.
 >>/766188/
It's all scammed from that NDIS scheme anyway so he wouldn't give two(2) fucks while passed out in the coop with a big black dildo up his arse.
 >>/766259/
Give Monk a chance to come through for the NEET. Although the fact he didn't immediately create and post said protonmail address suggests my faith is misplaced.
 >>/766228/
It wasn't tubz, it was a Cucktorian schmuck who didn't even get to ride the bike he paid manuro five dollars to rig with a hidden electric motor. Triathlons start with the swim, then bike and finish with a run.
Does that mean those posts from the church last night were Nuro posting from beyond the grave?
Have we been contacted in a deep and dark manner?
 >>/766320/
No but he seemed impatient with them. I think the Pajeets feel degraded when they need to help the oldies with their walkers. It might be something their caste is not meant to do.
 >>/766322/
Interesting part where he spoke with his lawyers about deporting a Hamas-linked guy who is staying in the UK (I think?)

He must have some money
 >>/766327/
> He must have some money
You can tell just from his accent that he comes from old money. Probably so much so that he never had to work a real job outside of academia or some academic think tank.
 >>/766325/
It would be a different story if those olds were street shitters. This is why I hate imported Pajeet GPs so much, the cultural barrier equals zero empathy.
 >>/766332/
You do have to do them but the online courses are so mind numbingly stupid it will take you 5-10 minutes when they allocate 6 hours.
You don;t need to read the material just go to the questions.
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Last one I did was cert3 in Business and Information technology and the closest thing to information tech was cutting and pasting a bit off a form to an identical form with the bits missing.
And they had a set of questions on how to talk to trannys in the workplace, not even joking.
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I wasn't having a go at arts or humanities, I was just saying you can listen to a person from the UK speak and know almost instantly where they're from and what social class they belong to.
Sounds like Sweetie has a grass seed in her ear. Motherbat has booked her in with the vet for Friday morning, because she has appointments on Wednesday and Thursday I am taking her to Flinders for her bum and stomach telescope thingo.
More things to worry about.
 >>/766352/
I think you get that some of that accent through a good uni, I think I did a bit. The average Aussie is really crass to me in both accent and language
 >>/766360/
Nah, have to do some reverse proxy bullshit for a gas company.
Last year's trifecta was $17,668.70:1, so this years will be back down to returning a few hundred to one unless there is another major upset. Those only seem to happen once or twice a decade. I don't have the spare cash to game it regardless.
Don't even know who is running this year. Previous years I at least knew the favourite's name in case I had to make small talk with some fucking office pogue. Not even entirely sure I'll be able to be civil when spoken to tomorrow.
what if sweetie is really a massive german sheperd, trained to bark out tunes to beethoven and wagner and famous nazi rally songs whenever she goes for a walk?
https://www.news.com.au/sport/american-sports/possum-gets-dragged-off-sports-field/video/0b64e8fe5da5ae45c38395180c982b57
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/israeli-hostage-mobile-billboard-truck-stopped-by-police-in-bondi/news-story/18c0a745300db54f7c78d0b58722cdcc
I wonder if this has redpilled any of those ZOGbots. Probably not.
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You point an A record in DNS at the server's IP and you configure Apache/Nginx (the web server software) and Wordpress to answer for www.whatever.com
Chan owner, this site will be destroyed, if u dont gas the kikes in polru, they ban all anti-jewish posters, not muslims
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/daylesford-pub-car-crash-victims-named-pratibha-sharma-daughter-anvi-and-partner-jatin/news-story/7416ba30c6317807676bbe666395868b
suddenly this is a whole lot less sad
Oh great, Nuro's back to work tomorrow and is taking the wagie anger by spamming the board again. At least it's not soyjacks righ?...
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This Wednesday on womboflix we will be showing the adult animated superhero series Invincible. I haven't seen it, but it's very highly rated and has been approved by the critical drinker, and follows a teenage boy whose father is the most powerful superhero on the planet.

On Saturday a bunch of somali dindus hijack a ship in the action thriller Captain Phillips (2013), then on Sunday some white dudes take on a pair of man eating lions in the historical adventure film The Ghost And The Darkness (1996)
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If I was a bossman I would hire a pretty girl to make the coffee and then i would fall in love with her and then she would reject me and I would turn to drink and the business would fail.
Fucked up the hallway paint and archetraves dragging the stupid fucking mattress box sections out
Neighbour must have heard me carrying on and came out into the yard with his phone up filming asking if I was OK and telling me to calm down
as well as me screaming and yelling and smashing things
I opened the front screen door by using the box section as a battering ram
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I watched Season 1 of Invincible when it came out and I remember thinking it was pretty good.
The protagonist has a negress love interest but she is not that annoying. She is annoying but it could be worse.
I had half of friday and all of saturday and sunday to do this and did nothing
I also told Bill to stay away.
Bad home happenings: Big commotion from the neighbours so i go out the back and casually take an interest and I'm scrolling on my phone really obviously because I'm nervous and dont want the chud to think I'm fully checking him out because he's a unit. I ask him if everything is okay because he's red with rage and has obviously been taking it out on the home furnishings (I dont think he lives there) so its obviously a domestic. He denys anything is wrong and just stares menacingly at me until I start thinking about him taking his rage out on me instead of the furniture. Inside now, looking out the venetians. Have dialled 0 and 0 already just thumb over the last 0. Shaking. I hate this place.
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I do get that feeling, you're doing a project and it's taking too long so you push hard and fuck something up which makes you angry and then you go fuck it and then it all goes red and you wake up in a paddy wagon with bits of aboriginal in your hair.
There's so much I want to tell her. So much I need to tell her.

https://www.facebook.com/michelle.freeman.3572
Within 30 years we've gone from blurry magazines to imaginary porn made real.
2053 NEETs will probably be able to download the imagination porn to a home cloning machine the lucky cunts.
I finished watching  the final episode of Attack on Titan. I didn't understand what happened. Convoluted nonsense. Reminded me of the Battlestar Galactica clusterfuck.
I don't know why they feel the need to add these weird poorly explained magical plotlines.
I am going to have to go and look up a summary of the plot.
Strange night on the gen. 
I'm about to plug in an old external hard drive I found in the memory box. Prepare your anuses.
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I've got a bunch of old hard drives lying around, but I don't want to throw them away in case someone grabs them and reads all my data off them.
It spins but doesn't mount. 
Can't remember how to troubleshoot. Can't remember what to grep dmesg for 
I need the services of a certain security company.
Spent an hour cooking. Too long. 
Reboiled and ate miso that had been sitting on the bench since last night. With the big pot empty I boiled potatoes and made a bacon potato salad. 
But seeing as the salad would keep and I wasnt hungry I made like 10 serves of no slop bourito and ate a double bourito.

Still no gains.
I give up. I'll do it later. 
"Organise external drives and cloud storage" has been on my to-do list for 4 years
Also I found an old phone in the memory box. The battery is swollen. If I remove the battery will it still boot when plugged in?
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You shouldn't leave tuna out for more than two hours because of the risk of histamine poisoning, which boiling theoretically doesn't kill.

So on paper the miso should have been a total write off, I can't rely excuse this conduct.
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QUINTS AN ALL THA NEETS WILL AVE GOOD LUCK AN EVRYBODY BE HAPPY AN NUBIDY BE SICK AN WE ALL AVA FEED ANA DRINK ANA LARF
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That...yes that's actually what an anti histamine does. 

Usually people with allergies take them because random shit triggers their histamine receptor, but these receptors exist to detect real histamine. If you throw up because you eat bad fish, that's your histamine receptors doing what they are actually meant to
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It clearly wasn’t a real IQ test, given three of them scored 130+ putting them in Mensa territory and the dumbest was still a full standard deviation above normal
 >>/766692/
Yes the negress scored way too high for it to be real too. But even if the IQ numbers are wrong the ranking is probably right. They all took the same test.
 >>/766692/
They probably had people who thought they were smart volunteer for it. Massive selection bias.
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> way too high
Smart women and blacks still exist, they are just rarer due to women having a narrower distribution and blacks being lower on average.
It’s usually a good strategy to at least start out assuming you’re the retard in the room until one or more others reveal themselves to be
 >>/766699/
> NNN? 
I kept seeing this acronym all over the chans and it took me ages to work out what it meant.
I'm not doing it. I went 19 days without a wank once and felt no benefit.
She’d also have $300k in student debt while the crayon eating marine gets a free ride until he dies for israel
Great comment:
> Maria - “I thought we were gonna open up social media I didn’t expect an IQ test”
> Tyler - “We are ranking IQ so it makes sense that we’re taking an IQ test”
> Tyler won the IQ test before they took the IQ test
I can't be bothered explaining pharmochemistry, nuclear chemistry or biochemustry to sub 130 IQ neets.

But reductive amination of BEANS will yield GAS
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/black-panther-stuntman-taraja-ramsess-and-his-three-children-killed-in-horror-crash/news-story/bd7c95e9e29a11f2cf3ea9ffb7e38455
not a very good stuntman evidently
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/spring-racing/melbourne-cup-2023-bet-a-million-bucks-you-see-blokes-doing-this-today/news-story/753e4bc04c65705168f33949900418f3
Thinking of building a pepe specific cloud based image search engine that will bring you back only pepe images based on keyword searched or possibly image similarity. Might hire monk to work on it and pay him in lobster pills.
This Demon Slayer Anime is not getting better. It has a childish vibe to it. I think I might have to abandon it.
I'm nearly at the end of Breaking Bad, Walter has gone mad with power and the nazis have imprisoned Jessie in the meth pit.
Jessie paint your pictures
About how it's gonna be
By now I should know better
Your dreams are never free
Managed to make an app with a doctor for a face to face appointment, only hope my leg lasts until the 6th December.
I have examined my morning poo and the forecast for the day is sunny with some cloud forming in the late evening.
Is it just me or are search engines totally useless now. Two keyword search and 70% of the results don't contain the second keyword in plaintext.
"-x," fails to exclude results that contain X, other inline commands not working.  Internal result flood from reddit, Facebook etc. 
Duplicate image results from bots
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Just got up. Looks like your DNS is setup fine, I'll just need to configure wordpress to work with the domain name as it currently only works with the IP address. 
Let me have 4 instants and I'll get it up.
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I read that google literally replaces your search with a different string of text more friendly to advertisers.
So if you search for "Fat Aus NEET Monk swag bed" looking for a gen thread, google will substitute "Swags and camping Australia" as your search in order to send you to their advertisers.
This week I'm gonna go to the sexual health clinic to get the HPV burnt off I think. Apparently nicotine is one of the big reasons why it doesn't resolve on its own. 
Last time I got to skip the queue by letting a uni student join the consultation but it was a young Chinese bloke. Hopefully this time I get a hot chick to inspect me.
I don't like the white monster much. The gold monster is the best sugar free one, but all the sugar free ones are shit. Honestly I think health wise you are better off drinking the real sugar ones too. Evidence is mounting that those artificial sweeteners are no good.
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I never took them. I only remembered to take photos when I was on the train back. I was struggling to stand by that point lol. I started really throwing them back before the open bar closed and it all caught up with me. It was like a Tom Waits song.
First week of NNN seems solid. Week two will be the tricky one. Never made it past 16 myself. I'm hoping to clear the month.
I once went 4 weeks without wanking and I grew a thick coat of hair over my whole body and fangs and claws.
I can't be bothered going to the shops today.
I have enough food to last but I'll have to smoke recycled tobacco.
 >>/766855/
You need to go there to place some bets on the race. It's the responsible thing to do. What happens if the horse you were too lazy to bet on wins?
Ok I would have bet on Military Mission which I think is paying about 20 to 1.
If it wins now I will feel bad.
The horse I was thinking about yesterday won.
The horse I bet on didn't even get mentioned by the commentator.
> Western man is adrift, because he has lost both his anchors. Religious belief is no longer the wellspring of meaning, the reason for man to live in a way that transcended himself. And when he tried to substitute temporal utopias, those also failed, and so his search for meaning has proved meaningless.
 >>/766808/
Search term funnelling, they want to use the power of your engine to give advertisers access to you, not for you to get access. 

If you search jibberish into Google, their engine works twice as hard and gets Google no revenue. They'd rather autocorrect your jibberish and hope you click on a random add
 >>/766913/
Nice venetians. Can't you install the theme via the wordpress admin panel? You should be able to upload a .zip of a theme and ignore the 'wordpress store' or whatever. 
I'll do it later
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I tried uploading a zip file them but it says "Unable to create directory wp-content/uploads/2023/11. Is its parent directory writable by the server?"
 >>/766930/
I haven't eaten today. Was left in a conference room twice while my hosts went to another floor for lunch and then again for the stupid horse race later.
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Kek
My first job was actually at a hosting company that dealt with wordpress a lot. 
I was sacked after 3 weeks because I couldn't troubleshoot DNS records over a phone call. Foreshadowing.
this may be a dumb question, but do modern console like playstation 4 and 5 still have you buying discs with games on them, or is everything internet only?
I haven't owned a console since the ps2 era, but there are some ps4 games I want to play, including bloodborne and shadow of the colossus
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If there was some way to send you a ps4 anonymously I would send you mine. It even has blood borne on it. It has 11 months of online left on it too.
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RTK.
dropped off some spars at the summer camp and boosted supplies for summer. Also went on a date and got hearty laffs when I was chatting up some israeli jewesses backpacking the hell away from the ill winds of war. one of them was wearing athleisure wear and had a very holocaustable camel toe. Sadly they were paranoid as all get out, its tough to pick up when you're wearing bloused gorka pattern combat pants with Crye™ Precision gen 2 knee pads and Austrian alpine combat boots. If I had a bit more time I'd show them I was one of the good Nazis, you know, give a bit of my soup and a bread crust to their great grandmother in auschitwtz. Oh well, they probably had lice anyway. 
Heil Hitler
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> wearing bloused gorka pattern combat pants with Crye™ Precision gen 2 knee pads and Austrian alpine combat boots.
Absolutely Based. What a sight it must be.
I can't wait for the front page headline when a bushwalker catches tiffin wanking in the bush in his clown costume.
A similar case was in the news the other week with a mother driving her teenage daughter. She went to court and said her daughter was a typical cunt teenager and they said stiff shit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/17p536k/nashville_mass_shooter_manifesto_leaked/
Sorry monk but the details you gave me made another error. this time it says:"The uploaded file could not be moved to wp-content/uploads/2023/11."
I find the milk brands all taste different and some are unpleasant.
I buy the Woolies cheap home brand full cream. It has the best taste.
I missed the opportunity to kill the mosquito. It was right in front of my face but I missed. I think it will make me pay now.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/extremely-scary-deepfake-video-of-indian-star-rashmika-mandanna-leaves-nation-fuming/news-story/a6cfcf0d11643388f20a9eff67178dec
Iran should nuke India after they do Israel
They're always interviewing the jockey after the race and never the horse that won. Says a lot about are society
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I bet noone cared in India, but the Australian newspaper has to make the good people of Australia accept they only get castrated, harmless AI from now on, because it's a danger all over the world.
 >>/767129/
AI is a tricky subject, on one hand we have porn of the imagination with awesome arses and on the other hand we have the certainty of skynet developing and killing us all.
I am quite likeing the porn though.
Those metal straws are lethal. One slip and they go right through the top of your mouth into your brain.
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I read about an early ai storytelling engine where people would sort of write a story with the ai like doing a section each kind of in a role playing sort of way.
The thing is they had harvested all their story telling data from free online fanfiction sites so people were complaining about trying to write a tame pg rated fantasy story and the ai was having goblins jump out and suck their horses cock.
Cigarworld Australia always knows when to send me emails with pictures of cigars and tumblers of whisky

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