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At woolies I saw a beaner who looked like an extra from Sicario. He had neck and arm tattoos, shaven head, dark skinned full blooded aztec, and was licking food off his fingers in the most disgusting way. What are beaners doing in this country?




















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That motherfucker who owes me money and sent me $500 on the 5th sent me this bullshit on the 16th. Another fortnight then elapsed on the 31st without anything.
I particularly like the way somebody who owes thousands thinks their streaming season pass for nigger basketball somehow takes precedence over their debt.


























https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/athlete-dies-during-noosa-triathlon/news-story/ded265cc5856097d6f7f8bedf8641061

> A Queensland Police Service spokesman said the 53-year-old’s death was being treated as non-suspicious.
















 >>/766207/
Yeah that was me. I've got a domain on godaddy and a server with linode. I used the one click install linode app for wordpress and put the IP in an A record on godaddy. But the website still just displays the default example page and not wordpress for some reason.




 >>/766213/
Looking at my linode dashboard now, I don't think the marketplace wordpress setup thing actually configures it, but rather just installs wordpress when you create the server. 
I'd be able to configure it but alas would need access. You could probably use chatgpt to help you, probably just need to change the default directory from /var/www to wherever apache sits. 

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5891802/how-do-i-change-the-root-directory-of-an-apache-server









 >>/766216/
It's funny how when Russia/Ukraine kicked off, along with previous things like Syria, Afghanistan, etc, the government forbid anybody go there, yet they've got no problems with kikes here flying over there to take up arms and for ex-politicians like this scumbag to go over there.




















































































































 >>/766343/
Last one I did was cert3 in Business and Information technology and the closest thing to information tech was cutting and pasting a bit off a form to an identical form with the bits missing.
And they had a set of questions on how to talk to trannys in the workplace, not even joking.













Sounds like Sweetie has a grass seed in her ear. Motherbat has booked her in with the vet for Friday morning, because she has appointments on Wednesday and Thursday I am taking her to Flinders for her bum and stomach telescope thingo.
More things to worry about.








 >>/766360/
Nah, have to do some reverse proxy bullshit for a gas company.
Last year's trifecta was $17,668.70:1, so this years will be back down to returning a few hundred to one unless there is another major upset. Those only seem to happen once or twice a decade. I don't have the spare cash to game it regardless.
Don't even know who is running this year. Previous years I at least knew the favourite's name in case I had to make small talk with some fucking office pogue. Not even entirely sure I'll be able to be civil when spoken to tomorrow.












https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/israeli-hostage-mobile-billboard-truck-stopped-by-police-in-bondi/news-story/18c0a745300db54f7c78d0b58722cdcc
I wonder if this has redpilled any of those ZOGbots. Probably not.











































































https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/daylesford-pub-car-crash-victims-named-pratibha-sharma-daughter-anvi-and-partner-jatin/news-story/7416ba30c6317807676bbe666395868b
suddenly this is a whole lot less sad







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This Wednesday on womboflix we will be showing the adult animated superhero series Invincible. I haven't seen it, but it's very highly rated and has been approved by the critical drinker, and follows a teenage boy whose father is the most powerful superhero on the planet.

On Saturday a bunch of somali dindus hijack a ship in the action thriller Captain Phillips (2013), then on Sunday some white dudes take on a pair of man eating lions in the historical adventure film The Ghost And The Darkness (1996)

















Fucked up the hallway paint and archetraves dragging the stupid fucking mattress box sections out
Neighbour must have heard me carrying on and came out into the yard with his phone up filming asking if I was OK and telling me to calm down






























Bad home happenings: Big commotion from the neighbours so i go out the back and casually take an interest and I'm scrolling on my phone really obviously because I'm nervous and dont want the chud to think I'm fully checking him out because he's a unit. I ask him if everything is okay because he's red with rage and has obviously been taking it out on the home furnishings (I dont think he lives there) so its obviously a domestic. He denys anything is wrong and just stares menacingly at me until I start thinking about him taking his rage out on me instead of the furniture. Inside now, looking out the venetians. Have dialled 0 and 0 already just thumb over the last 0. Shaking. I hate this place.
























 >>/766550/
I do get that feeling, you're doing a project and it's taking too long so you push hard and fuck something up which makes you angry and then you go fuck it and then it all goes red and you wake up in a paddy wagon with bits of aboriginal in your hair.






























Within 30 years we've gone from blurry magazines to imaginary porn made real.
2053 NEETs will probably be able to download the imagination porn to a home cloning machine the lucky cunts.














I finished watching  the final episode of Attack on Titan. I didn't understand what happened. Convoluted nonsense. Reminded me of the Battlestar Galactica clusterfuck.
I don't know why they feel the need to add these weird poorly explained magical plotlines.
I am going to have to go and look up a summary of the plot.













Spent an hour cooking. Too long. 
Reboiled and ate miso that had been sitting on the bench since last night. With the big pot empty I boiled potatoes and made a bacon potato salad. 
But seeing as the salad would keep and I wasnt hungry I made like 10 serves of no slop bourito and ate a double bourito.

Still no gains.















































 >>/766675/
That...yes that's actually what an anti histamine does. 

Usually people with allergies take them because random shit triggers their histamine receptor, but these receptors exist to detect real histamine. If you throw up because you eat bad fish, that's your histamine receptors doing what they are actually meant to





























Great comment:
> Maria - “I thought we were gonna open up social media I didn’t expect an IQ test”
> Tyler - “We are ranking IQ so it makes sense that we’re taking an IQ test”
> Tyler won the IQ test before they took the IQ test













https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/black-panther-stuntman-taraja-ramsess-and-his-three-children-killed-in-horror-crash/news-story/bd7c95e9e29a11f2cf3ea9ffb7e38455
not a very good stuntman evidently






























Thinking of building a pepe specific cloud based image search engine that will bring you back only pepe images based on keyword searched or possibly image similarity. Might hire monk to work on it and pay him in lobster pills.







































Is it just me or are search engines totally useless now. Two keyword search and 70% of the results don't contain the second keyword in plaintext.
"-x," fails to exclude results that contain X, other inline commands not working.  Internal result flood from reddit, Facebook etc. 
Duplicate image results from bots















 >>/766793/
I read that google literally replaces your search with a different string of text more friendly to advertisers.
So if you search for "Fat Aus NEET Monk swag bed" looking for a gen thread, google will substitute "Swags and camping Australia" as your search in order to send you to their advertisers.









This week I'm gonna go to the sexual health clinic to get the HPV burnt off I think. Apparently nicotine is one of the big reasons why it doesn't resolve on its own. 
Last time I got to skip the queue by letting a uni student join the consultation but it was a young Chinese bloke. Hopefully this time I get a hot chick to inspect me.











I don't like the white monster much. The gold monster is the best sugar free one, but all the sugar free ones are shit. Honestly I think health wise you are better off drinking the real sugar ones too. Evidence is mounting that those artificial sweeteners are no good.





 >>/766823/
I never took them. I only remembered to take photos when I was on the train back. I was struggling to stand by that point lol. I started really throwing them back before the open bar closed and it all caught up with me. It was like a Tom Waits song.



































































> Western man is adrift, because he has lost both his anchors. Religious belief is no longer the wellspring of meaning, the reason for man to live in a way that transcended himself. And when he tried to substitute temporal utopias, those also failed, and so his search for meaning has proved meaningless.

 >>/766808/
Search term funnelling, they want to use the power of your engine to give advertisers access to you, not for you to get access. 

If you search jibberish into Google, their engine works twice as hard and gets Google no revenue. They'd rather autocorrect your jibberish and hope you click on a random add































































































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RTK.
dropped off some spars at the summer camp and boosted supplies for summer. Also went on a date and got hearty laffs when I was chatting up some israeli jewesses backpacking the hell away from the ill winds of war. one of them was wearing athleisure wear and had a very holocaustable camel toe. Sadly they were paranoid as all get out, its tough to pick up when you're wearing bloused gorka pattern combat pants with Crye™ Precision gen 2 knee pads and Austrian alpine combat boots. If I had a bit more time I'd show them I was one of the good Nazis, you know, give a bit of my soup and a bread crust to their great grandmother in auschitwtz. Oh well, they probably had lice anyway. 
Heil Hitler




























A similar case was in the news the other week with a mother driving her teenage daughter. She went to court and said her daughter was a typical cunt teenager and they said stiff shit.
















































































https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/extremely-scary-deepfake-video-of-indian-star-rashmika-mandanna-leaves-nation-fuming/news-story/a6cfcf0d11643388f20a9eff67178dec
Iran should nuke India after they do Israel



































 >>/767133/
I read about an early ai storytelling engine where people would sort of write a story with the ai like doing a section each kind of in a role playing sort of way.
The thing is they had harvested all their story telling data from free online fanfiction sites so people were complaining about trying to write a tame pg rated fantasy story and the ai was having goblins jump out and suck their horses cock.





















































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