/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Hello pedophiles! Where you fuck little girs in australasia?

SA BEST A

Good thread, NEET. Correctly numbered, formatted, and linked.

time to cruise

 >>/767149/
This is a good thread.

 >>/767195/
PUSSY PATROL

 >>/767149/
I have taken advantage of many an open bar, but I have not performed a kata in front of wedding guests.
I have been in pub fights.

 >>/767157/
You forgot to change your flag again

Do u want to fuck little grils like allah ibn solomon?

I don't like driving at night.

 >>/767201/
Do you have night blindness, or are you just more apprehensive?

U can go to israel and fuck little gris like rabby

 >>/767202/
You can't see boongs in the dark.

 >>/767204/
You can if you make 'em laff

Can boongs fuck little grils?

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 >>/767205/

Do you NEETs have rizz?
I don't know what it is, I think it is one of those zoomer words.

Why this site is so pedo?

 >>/767208/
The NEETs do not have rizz.
 >>/767209/
Because we have a mentally ill man who will do anything for attention here.

 >>/767210/
Will this man fuck little grils?

 >>/767211/
This would be more believable if you didn't keep forgetting the Australian flag.

 >>/767212/
Just ignore him.

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 >>/767212/
U want to fuck little gril?

 >>/767212/
It’s going to bite him in the proverbial at some point.

 >>/767215/
The day he gets vanned I will buy all the NEETs a beer.

 >>/767201/
I haven't been out at night in years.

 >>/767217/
Smart.

 >>/767219/
No good ever comes of it

By I get to Motherbat’s tomorrow night, she will have started her surgical grade laxative preparation. Might need to wear my respirator.

 >>/767226/
Ha, finally she gets her revenge on you.

 >>/767227/
Thursday she has to have more and I have to drive her 90 minutes to the hospital. Going to put garbage bags and towels on her seat.

 >>/767228/
Give her some chux.

 >>/767226/
Fair warning that might be horrible, the laxatives I had to take before my bowel stuff were REALLY strong.

 >>/767230/
Yeah the doctor said it’s pretty grim

 >>/767231/
It's good she's got you to help.

Bat poo mogging Weber

 >>/767233/
There is nowhere else on the internet that sentence would make sense.

The police copter has been flying very low around my area the last 10 minutes or so.

 >>/767235/
They're searching for those boongs who knocked over Dan's.

 >>/767235/
Hard drive in the microwave

 >>/767236/
Bottle shop staff in bad home areas should get combat pay.

Burned some more TV shows to DVD for Motherbat.
Might go to bed in a sec.
Night

 >>/767239/
G'night.

 >>/767235/
go outside and moon them

 >>/767239/
That was good of you. Good night.

 >>/767237/
I hope with two layers of paper towel.

 >>/767243/
Kek

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how do I summon a possum to be my animal familiar?

 >>/767245/
Leave out a warm garlic bread.

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 >>/767245/

https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2023-11-07/backpacker-dies-after-suspected-snakebite-at-mallee-grain-depot-/103072796

 >>/767245/
That’s a terrified girl Possum with a babby

2016 was a good year. The year of Trump and meme magic.

 >>/767250/
Trump fucks little grills

 >>/767251/
Stick to the tennis.

Do little grils play tennis

https://www.news.com.au/sport/superracing/melbourne-cup/western-australian-punter-wins-100k-from-2-melbourne-cup-bet/news-story/a59ba8240085217f7841d9f84d181967

 >>/767254/
I still can't believe bet neet failed us. I will never forgive him for this.

Wtf. Got a bit weird in here. Smh

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 >>/767149/

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

 >>/767238/
There are perks of the job no doubt

 >>/767258/
Night fella.

 >>/767258/
G'night.

I really wish he would see a doctor and get some medication.
Good night NEETs.

Eating BEANS

Thinking about goon

Damn Spam Bots.

 >>/767301/
We have no control over /polru/ buddy

Stop being a bum head

Chanown make it
He will not stop

These russian pedos are weird

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/ive-never-seen-anything-like-this-mark-bouris-grim-prediction/news-story/8a3c18fcd459a4fddf7c3bdce1723cef

Mording
Woken by something going bump in the night

 >>/767323/
Good morning NEET.

 >>/767324/
Henlo

morning gentlemen

 >>/767326/
Good morning NEET.

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If only we knew

 >>/767322/
> worst housing crisis in history
> Over the next five years, the Albanese government is planning on bringing in around 1.5 million migrants
Completely unrelated

 >>/767329/
I'm a little surprised at the amount of anti-immigration articles being published on mainstream news sites.

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Ready.

 >>/767331/
womboflix is not until tonight

Woke up. Can't sleep properly after a week of not wanking.

Low quality post.

So much poo in my bum I might need to rent another bum

I like boobs.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/internet/major-optus-outage-across-australia/news-story/32b29aa51b0af0433d55c04615c82ca7
MCC has a slight ooopsie whoopsie on his second client's network

That last Olive got deleted.

 >>/767340/
That's why we need to get them early. I not always available though, which is why I wasn't able to grab it until about 4.30pm yesterday.

 >>/767322/
Oh well, at least your not vaxxed, right anon?

might start injecting ozempic into my cock

Real estate is coming over on a house inspection today. Might have shave.

 >>/767345/
Remember to shave your back sack and crack too. You never know where they're going to look.

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 >>/767345/
I hope it's neat and tidy

absolutely woed today

 >>/767331/
Beautiful. A little early though.

 >>/767349/
All the more reason to get up and about.

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 >>/767322/

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 >>/767343/
 >>/767352/
It doesn't matter how red pilled you are about the vaxx, the jews taking the ukraine for their khazarian homeland, the invoice psyop, mass immigration &c.. If your not four fifths into a personal survival program then your effectively just a spectator inside a burning house. That what I hate about you NEETs, your retarded hubris that (You) know whats really going on with the shadow masters and the cave without ever wanting to get out.

 >>/767353/
Can you shut up about this shit we've already got a faggot spamming the board over it.

Who is probably you anyway.

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 >>/767354/
just go to dans and buy some bags of goon to stuff in your ears retard.

 >>/767356/
Mel should have done a racism on that Pajeet

 >>/767356/
Dress up in your clown suit and have a wank to 4chan retard.

Tiffy is all excited because he thinks he is in america again

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White power isnt a meme retards. Just go wank to some cartoons and you'll soon forget all about me.

 >>/767360/
It's a meme when it comes from a demented little wanker like you who talks in memes and lives in his imagination.
Fuck off back to 4chan with you.

Your the sort of faggot that gives Nazis a bad name.

Limitted myself to 20, so put a pineapple in.
Got the feature in the free games on the dollar bets.
Got to 160, then put 10 in a different machine. Good 10 mins of entertainment.
Thats 100 up spreadsheetneet

 >>/767361/
WEEEEEEEEEBBB

 >>/767363/
> so put a pineapple in
I fucking hate this term.

 >>/767365/
I picked it up from you lot

 >>/767366/
> you lot
You mean Monk

Going to start limiting myself to six coffees and two mongsters.

 >>/767369/
You should be able to do it.
I'm down to one mondster and one other mild caffeine drink (mountain jew, coke, etc) per day.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Thk1A5Fm6o0

 >>/767369/
I had got mine down to 3 cups a day but I've been sliding in the other direction recently.

Time to go shopping, I've only been putting it off since monday.

Bleeding skip bin is still blocking the driveway

 >>/767374/
They are slack with picking those things up.

 >>/767375/
Not sure why. They talk about ridiculous fees if they can't get to the bin when its due to be collected etc. Every other time they've been quick to grab it. One prick even rocked up about 4.30am once.

Bought a couple shirts and a jacket from the salvos.

 >>/767377/
They often have some good stuff for relatively cheap.

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Basically maccas

 >>/767378/
Theyre often almost the same price as new.

Hey BO can we install some custom javascript that bans cunts who post the same image more than once? It should ruin IGAY's life because he cant post his cringe endlessly.

 >>/767381/
I think there is a feature to only post the same pic once per thread but he had a bunch with one pixel changed.

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 >>/767382/
He is dilligent in his cringeposting. Only TIGAD can stop it.

Without Israel, the Saudis win.

Israelites aren’t even the chosen people. They are liars

 >>/767385/
They are the sons of Jacob.

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 >>/767385/
still no real estate agent and I need to take a dump but I dont want to stink the place up in case she turns up before the stench dissipates.

Skip has gone.
Going to get Subway.

 >>/767387/
Take your shit she's going to think you're disgusting anyway.

 >>/767387/
Let it free, they will be impressed by your scent.

Bleep bloop blop. Who let the poltard cringelord out of its padded cell again?

There was chaos at the shops, the internet was out and they were only taking cash.
Quite glad it's still on here.

The sim card on my phone seems fucked. I don't even have reception for emergency calls. Would this indicate a hardware issue with it? When I get home I'll get my sim card pick and try taking it out to reseat it.

 >>/767381/
If we can extend it to filter out the same bike pics posted again and again then maybe manuro will off itself also.

 >>/767395/
If we could also filter out the videos of american execs showing off their favourite tough guy costume it would be nice too.

 >>/767394/
My old phone would do that now and again and popping the sim card always fixed it.

 >>/767394/
Optus is down even 000, 112 calls won't work, pulling your sim out you should be able to make emergency call.

 >>/767398/
Oh fuck maybe that's what they were on about at the shops.

 >>/767394/
better fix that anon, the ZOG needs it to track you.

> anon
He doesn't know where he's posting or what country he lives in
Fucking kek

 >>/767399/
112 for emergencies will work if there is another carrier providing service nearby.

 >>/767388/
One cookie please.

 >>/767398/
Ahh, well I'm with them so that is probably it. Cheers noot.

I thought my provider uses optus but mines all working.

 >>/767342/
I felt this image.

 >>/767398/
lmao
pajeet fucked up big time

 >>/767407/
Trust the needful.

 >>/767408/
Sir Sir Sir i am not talking to you Sir because I cannot hear you Sir
Please to be speaking louder

got my warm subway (chicken classic) and fucken boss phoned me as I was leaving so I pulled over and he went on and on and on about shit until my sandwich was cold when I got home

 >>/767409/
I wonder if they somehow trashed the service/number database. Routing and shit would be fixed sooner than this.

Would have been *chef kissy fingers* if this had happened yesterday before and during the Shitbourne Cup.

 >>/767411/
Nobody seems to be mentioning a cause in any of the news articles

Still not here. Now its time for my 2 hour long lunch break.

> “The team has tried a number of parts of restoration. So far, we have not had the results that we have hoped for,” Bayer Rosmarin said.

 >>/767415/
> So far, we have not had the results that we have hoped for
bloody banchood bitch fuck you bloody

 >>/767416/
Sir Sir we are trying a number of parts of restoration Sir please do not to be speking that way

Hey monk I tried uploading the theme again. This time I used the user/pass you gave me. I tried on the domain and the IP. It says "Failed to connect to FTP Server dilettante.au/:21"

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Optus has released a statement on the current outage

 >>/767410/
That's nice dear.

 >>/767420/
he started by mentioning I didn't pick up his 6.40pm call last night or return it
i just said "yes"

 >>/767408/
Sir cannot fix network because network is down

 >>/767411/
Should have just eaten it while you talked.

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 >>/767422/

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 >>/767413/

Isn't Gladys looking after Optus now?

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 >>/767426/

I bet it turns out a Possum made a nest in some cables.

Qantas and Optus have made good arguments this past week or two for forced nationalisation of critical industry.

 >>/767429/
You think our politicains would do a better job?

 >>/767430/
Not directly, but they could mandate jail time for people responsible for failures like this once it was under government control.

> An Optus source, who did not wish to be named because they were not authorised to speak publicly, said a BGP prefix flood from a peer was likely causing the issues on the telco’s core network.
Does this mean anything real?

 >>/767432/
That could certainly melt their network, but it wouldn't take 8 hours and counting to resolve.

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At least NK has emergency service.

 >>/767428/
I would believe that.

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 >>/767432/

fucking optus has become so pajeeted they can't even keep the phones on

 >>/767433/
What does it actually mean? Like more data being allowed through than they could handle at once?

I'm glad I fucking switched from optus internet to someone cheaper last year.

 >>/767438/
BGP peers share routing information with each other in the form of prefix advertising. A prefix is a subnet plus a list of AS numbers which say which ASNs traffic has to pass through to get to that subnet.
Routers can only hold so many table entries, so if there is a flood of bullshit/unneccesary advertisements, important routes can get dropped or changed.

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 >>/767421/

 >>/767440/
is it something caused by accident or by some sort of bad actor?

 >>/767441/
can we replace the 'yes' with 'anal'

 >>/767442/
The articles are all stressing very hard that it wasn't a cyber attack so it probably was.

 >>/767442/
Could be either, but more likely to be an accident. Filters are usually set up on BGP routers to restrict the updates they care about and from where, but Pajeet might have done something dumb.
Bad actors have occasionally manipulated BGP to route traffic through a router under their own control though.

> We have no idea what caused it but we know for sure it wasn't a cyber attack

 >>/767434/
Be nice, he's new.

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 >>/767445/
diversity is once again our strength

 >>/767438/
> more data being allowed through than they could handle at once

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 >>/767447/
He is lulling them into a false sense of security.

monk fucked up blogneets website and took down all of optus.

 >>/767451/
> monk fucked up blogneets website
I really hope he sorts that out today. That is basic bitch IT stuff.

off to the desk whizzers and then on to see Sweetie

 >>/767451/
Shit could this be MonkNET awakening?

Tempted to give up on NNN.

https://voca.ro/1inJILyITqmN

.org and .gg are saying I'm banned.

 >>/767457/
Nordy.

 >>/767455/
Only 22 more days to go.

don't feel like doing anything

 >>/767460/
Get a job at optus

 >>/767453/
Have a good day neet.

It gets me rock hard seeing girls at uni take their shoes off when they sit down.

 >>/767461/
Heh

 >>/767463/
Good thing you live in a hovel and don't go to uni then.

 >>/767454/
> monk procrastinating so hard about the blog that he took down optus instead

 >>/767443/
Optus should be replaced with anal
> Yes Anal

Blog will be fixed ASAP. I’m at Maccas to get online. Just gonna cruise all day until the network is back.

 >>/767456/
A good one we haven't had for a whilr without that deletion issue.

 >>/767468/
Get McCrispy. I had it for lunch. It was messy but nice. They should put it together better.

 >>/767468/
It's never getting finished

 >>/767469/
What issue?

 >>/767468/
Thankyou based monk

 >>/767472/
Every time I opened them in the morning. I kept receiving an error that it didn't exists or has been deleted. I couldn't experience them at all.

 >>/767471/
1 day into production, already 1 month behind schedule

Really need to get my shit together

 >>/767456/
Sing some Elvis (Prexley)

Get to the desk whizzers and some cunt has stolen the keyboard and mouse off my docking station

 >>/767478/
I took it because mine got kinda sticky after the boong porn and goon binge over the last week.

I might have accidentally left some Nazi ornaments out when the inspectors came to install bugs in my house.

Me phone is back working. Was a tough morning no interent.

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 >>/767465/
I'm right here big boy.

might go grab a cream lamington from the bakery, you neets want anything?

 >>/767478/
How big is your dock? 
You're lucky they didn't take that

 >>/767482/
is that nuro's before bedtime reading?

 >>/767483/
A steak and mushroom pie and a berlina

 >>/767484/
inches or centimeters?

 >>/767363/
Well done.

We are back (maybe), albeit with weak 3G. 

 >>/767470/
I had one yesterday, and didn't drop it. They need to put the sauce on properly, but its probably my new go-to dolans meal.

 >>/767482/
30kg of the green books please.

 >>/767489/
My phone says 3g but it's not loading anything.

 >>/767482/
You tell those young dumb bitches to keep their shoes ON at all times while in teh classrooms, this ain't no fucking sorority house!

 >>/767491/
They’re probably prioritising voice and sms services and will sort internet last. It probably also doesn’t help x million Optus phones have suddenly come alive at the same time either

 >>/767463/
I bet you're into femdom too, you sicko

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 >>/767484/
Stole some other prick’s keyboard. Still don’t have a mouse.

 >>/767495/
Based.

He's having conversations with himself again.

 >>/767497/
One serving please.

 >>/767480/
CRINGE

 >>/767495/
Are you doing the bleeps without a mouse?
Has anyone commented

Webby is the master of the bleeps.

Webby embraced the vim philosophy.

 >>/767496/
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 >>/767501/
I'm using the trackpad on the laptop, but it is pissing me off.
Nobody has commented as nobody talks to me here.

 >>/767505/
Borrow a paper pushers mouse. They don't need it and you know it.

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Sorry faget I couldnt hear you I was doing Aryan shit.

 >>/767507/
What's the thing on the right?

 >>/767507/
Shouldn't it be Naxi?

 >>/767506/
I just took a piss and then took somebody elses mouse on my way back (without having washed my hands)

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I remember these being a pain in the arse to disconnect if the screws were tight enough. Zoomers have it too easy with USB ports.

 >>/767508/
Anal bead mosaic

 >>/767507/
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blogNEET can you show me exactly what you're putting in these fields.

Today is reminding me of dial up porn

 >>/767515/
Imagine having to call Monk on your landline phone and go through your Trumpet Winsock configuration line by line with him

 >>/767516/
He'd prefer to put a floppy disk with a working configuration on it in the post tomorrow or the day after.

 >>/767514/
I don't know if this is monk but i'm going to email monk the details.

 >>/767518/
Neither of you should be posting screenshots with usernames and IPs here. You've seen teh schitzo dickhead posts here in the last 72 hours. Use the same email addresses you used to first establish comms with each other.

 >>/767520/
Yeah I fucked up and left my email in there.

 >>/767510/

you have been around pajeet too long, you are adopting his ways

 >>/767510/
Based.

Monk did it! the blog is now working

Take that weber, you keyboard thief victim triple nigger faggot cunt!!! BGP flood your arse!!!

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 >>/767525/

What's teh worst someone could do with a random throwaway email anyway?

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 >>/767527/

Nuro posted his email here for some reason.

 >>/767529/
nuro does nothing without a reason. The silver fox is toying with us, manipulating us

Is there a section of uni libraries with pop-up books?

 >>/767528/
> wondering what will happen if I do a reverse search for this

 >>/767532/
Optus will fall over again.

 >>/767533/
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/optus-outage-caused-by-fault-no-indication-of-cyber-attack-says-communications-minister-michelle-rowland/news-story/b487eeb2cea5c8be1cdd38c34ea883ca
> Federal Senator Sarah Hanson-Young slammed the outage a “disgrace” and said the Greens would be pushing for an inquiry into the telecommunications failure. 
lol
imagine getting summoned to that senate enquiry and just replying to all of her questions with comments about getting fucked up the arse at uni in exchange for votes

 >>/767530/
Always smiling with a handsome grin down on us.

 >>/767505/
You'd think a mong co would be more accommodating to a sperg. They're all so high and mighty.

A great life for some. Misery for others.

 >>/767529/
It gets cold in the dunny, send him some love.

 >>/767538/
Not when he's hosting a rave in there.

 >>/767538/
I occasionally think of him when I drop a big sloppy one.

 >>/767534/
Tone it down with the incel vibes, she's a strongk independent woman earning more money than you'll ever see in your life.

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post,  >>/rapport/47414/

 >>/767542/
I'm not the only Debicki poster you mong. IGA posts her as well. Usually low res ones though.

 >>/767531/
Flinders has a childrens area for parents I think. Maybe they'd have them there. Usually not though.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IywxdKQYUDY
Live police chase of a biker

 >>/767545/
nuro! no!

Thinking I might have a nap. Sleepy.

 >>/767546/
They couldn't catch him and he would fine the police.

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 >>/767545/
Not the ending I was hoping for

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 >>/767543/

Wan is actually very cute and I'd like to smooch her

 >>/767551/
I thought her name was Wide Area Network WAN

I spent an hour or so out in the sun cleaning up the backyard. Absolutely exhausted.
Too fat to expend energy like this.

 >>/767552/
her first name is an acronym, but her surname is actually Wan

I've had two feeds today already. Amazing what you can do when you wake up at 8am instead of 3pm.

I’m scared my real name will get doxxed on here. Luckily I used a shit fake name for the other account

Whats the moofie tonight?

 >>/767556/
Your secrets are safe with us NEET.

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Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.

Womboflix will be streaming some episodes from the adult superhero tv show Invincible tonight, at 7pm AEDT. Now's your chance to see if it really deserves the high ratings it's received.

 >>/767534/
If the greens were in charge thered be no power let alone internet

Ate a lot of potato salad today. Good value

 >>/767561/
600g container?

 >>/767561/
Oink oink.

 >>/767557/
HP 46

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Mummybot sent me a text saying "Monk, I am done with you." after I didn't reply to the 3 texts she has sent me in the last month. I blocked her. Christmas at the jetty.

 >>/767565/
> I am done with you
Appalling thing for a parent to say to their child. Fuck her.

 >>/767565/
What's your plan to expand Monk Consulting?

 >>/767565/
>  Christmas at the j
A neet meet up i think, I'll bring the prawns and bugs.

I'd be up for an SA neet up.

How much they getting paid?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GmRX7u4OO8o

 >>/767567/
Word of mouth. blogNEET will tell other potential bloggers of my services, and by end of financial year I'll be rolling in elbow pics.

 >>/767571/
Can you help me set up OilyOlive.net ?

 >>/767571/
bet you he doesn't have any friends and ausneets is his only social interaction

 >>/767565/
> jetty
Long walk?

 >>/767571/
Smart.

 >>/767565/
You can just feel her disappointment, mums are generally pretty tolerant but you must be some special kind of fuck up.

 >>/767559/
gay

 >>/767571/
Where is this silly blog anyway?

 >>/767578/
TiffinNET will launch soon.

corsair k95 gif
(2.04 MB, 412x498)

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I'd think twice about using someone elses peripherals