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By I get to Motherbat’s tomorrow night, she will have started her surgical grade laxative preparation. Might need to wear my respirator.
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2023-11-07/backpacker-dies-after-suspected-snakebite-at-mallee-grain-depot-/103072796
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https://www.news.com.au/sport/superracing/melbourne-cup/western-australian-punter-wins-100k-from-2-melbourne-cup-bet/news-story/a59ba8240085217f7841d9f84d181967
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/ive-never-seen-anything-like-this-mark-bouris-grim-prediction/news-story/8a3c18fcd459a4fddf7c3bdce1723cef
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> worst housing crisis in history
> Over the next five years, the Albanese government is planning on bringing in around 1.5 million migrants
Completely unrelated
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/internet/major-optus-outage-across-australia/news-story/32b29aa51b0af0433d55c04615c82ca7
MCC has a slight ooopsie whoopsie on his second client's network
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It doesn't matter how red pilled you are about the vaxx, the jews taking the ukraine for their khazarian homeland, the invoice psyop, mass immigration &c.. If your not four fifths into a personal survival program then your effectively just a spectator inside a burning house. That what I hate about you NEETs, your retarded hubris that (You) know whats really going on with the shadow masters and the cave without ever wanting to get out.
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 >>/767360/
It's a meme when it comes from a demented little wanker like you who talks in memes and lives in his imagination.
Fuck off back to 4chan with you.
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Limitted myself to 20, so put a pineapple in.
Got the feature in the free games on the dollar bets.
Got to 160, then put 10 in a different machine. Good 10 mins of entertainment.
Thats 100 up spreadsheetneet
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 >>/767375/
Not sure why. They talk about ridiculous fees if they can't get to the bin when its due to be collected etc. Every other time they've been quick to grab it. One prick even rocked up about 4.30am once.
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Hey BO can we install some custom javascript that bans cunts who post the same image more than once? It should ruin IGAY's life because he cant post his cringe endlessly.
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There was chaos at the shops, the internet was out and they were only taking cash.
Quite glad it's still on here.
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The sim card on my phone seems fucked. I don't even have reception for emergency calls. Would this indicate a hardware issue with it? When I get home I'll get my sim card pick and try taking it out to reseat it.
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got my warm subway (chicken classic) and fucken boss phoned me as I was leaving so I pulled over and he went on and on and on about shit until my sandwich was cold when I got home
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Would have been *chef kissy fingers* if this had happened yesterday before and during the Shitbourne Cup.
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> “The team has tried a number of parts of restoration. So far, we have not had the results that we have hoped for,” Bayer Rosmarin said.
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Hey monk I tried uploading the theme again. This time I used the user/pass you gave me. I tried on the domain and the IP. It says "Failed to connect to FTP Server dilettante.au/:21"
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Qantas and Optus have made good arguments this past week or two for forced nationalisation of critical industry.
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> An Optus source, who did not wish to be named because they were not authorised to speak publicly, said a BGP prefix flood from a peer was likely causing the issues on the telco’s core network.
Does this mean anything real?
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BGP peers share routing information with each other in the form of prefix advertising. A prefix is a subnet plus a list of AS numbers which say which ASNs traffic has to pass through to get to that subnet.
Routers can only hold so many table entries, so if there is a flood of bullshit/unneccesary advertisements, important routes can get dropped or changed.
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 >>/767442/
Could be either, but more likely to be an accident. Filters are usually set up on BGP routers to restrict the updates they care about and from where, but Pajeet might have done something dumb.
Bad actors have occasionally manipulated BGP to route traffic through a router under their own control though.
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Blog will be fixed ASAP. I’m at Maccas to get online. Just gonna cruise all day until the network is back.
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 >>/767472/
Every time I opened them in the morning. I kept receiving an error that it didn't exists or has been deleted. I couldn't experience them at all.
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I might have accidentally left some Nazi ornaments out when the inspectors came to install bugs in my house.
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We are back (maybe), albeit with weak 3G. 

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I had one yesterday, and didn't drop it. They need to put the sauce on properly, but its probably my new go-to dolans meal.
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They’re probably prioritising voice and sms services and will sort internet last. It probably also doesn’t help x million Optus phones have suddenly come alive at the same time either
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 >>/767518/
Neither of you should be posting screenshots with usernames and IPs here. You've seen teh schitzo dickhead posts here in the last 72 hours. Use the same email addresses you used to first establish comms with each other.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/optus-outage-caused-by-fault-no-indication-of-cyber-attack-says-communications-minister-michelle-rowland/news-story/b487eeb2cea5c8be1cdd38c34ea883ca
> Federal Senator Sarah Hanson-Young slammed the outage a “disgrace” and said the Greens would be pushing for an inquiry into the telecommunications failure. 
lol
imagine getting summoned to that senate enquiry and just replying to all of her questions with comments about getting fucked up the arse at uni in exchange for votes
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I spent an hour or so out in the sun cleaning up the backyard. Absolutely exhausted.
Too fat to expend energy like this.
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I’m scared my real name will get doxxed on here. Luckily I used a shit fake name for the other account
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Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.

Womboflix will be streaming some episodes from the adult superhero tv show Invincible tonight, at 7pm AEDT. Now's your chance to see if it really deserves the high ratings it's received.
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Mummybot sent me a text saying "Monk, I am done with you." after I didn't reply to the 3 texts she has sent me in the last month. I blocked her. Christmas at the jetty.
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Monk is a fuck-up but mum needs to accept some responsibility for fucking him up.
She shouldn't act like she is a victim of his actions. It is the other way around.
Fuck her.
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I will burn those warts off your dick while we are fishing too Monk. I will look up on YouTube to see how to do it.
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Monk's degeneracy is a line in the sand that the other neets can point to and say "at least I'm not thatbig a loser", hence they will rush to defend him or otherwise that line in the sand starts getting uncomfortably close.
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 >>/767584/
You might want to look into using Lets Encrypt to serve the site over TLS, and updating Wordpress from 5.8.3 to 6.3.x (unless there is a reason to stick with v5).
There are also some things you can do to turn off user enumeration, Apollo Sinclair.
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 >>/767598/
Every retard here eventually gets drunk and careless with their dirty secrets. Thats how my psycho analysis files on all you NEETs get filled in bit by bit. I know about wombo's gnome fetish and IGAY's attraction to minors. You have to be sober and careful to keep you privacy here, that precludes 6 of you straight away.
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Had a chicken schnitzel and chips and gravy and two slices of bread and butter and a Bulla Neapolitan Cornetto thing. Having a bottle of Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon now.
Sweetie is alternating between shaking her head and letting it hang down. She is seeing the vet at 10.30 on Friday.
Motherbat's neighbour had to come and collect a bunch of bees who had decided to start a new colony in her backyard this morning.
She starts on the poo juice at 6pm apparently.
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Honestly mate it's horrible, after 30 minutes you start gurgling like a blocked drain and then you explode.
I swear I shat out bits of my soul.
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I just hope the car makes it to flinders and back tomorrow. Fairly certain it is the torque converter that isn't (un)locking in a timely manner.
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I took it easy going up Willunga hill. Just sat on about 75 and didn't attempt to force her up a gear just in case she got stuck.
Holden service notes say the gearbox is supposed to be refreshed at 150k but I'm pretty sure those shit cunts I've been seeing never did anything like that.
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I am guessing they mean a proper flush and inspection, and replacing clutch plates etc if required, not just dropping the pan and filter and putting a bottle of oil in.
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and then you challenge the mechanic and they say "we're not tranny specialists, it's on you to take the car to one"
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For half a day I was smashing the to-do list. Cleaning up after myself as I went. Driving without music and thinking constructively. Appalled by the old porn collection on my external drive. Almost spoke to two religious guys giving out pamphlets and trying to convert people outside kmart. Reviewing my notes. 
Now my brain is foggy and exhausted and jumping between tabs, between windows, between ideas, full of guilt from procrastination. Not one task ticked off since that 3G signal fell from the sky. 

The hypertext transfer protocol and its consequences...
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> a proper flush
Manual or auto? Mr Kilmer has said many a time to never get an auto flushed, especially if it hasn't beenserviedc in a long time.
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Hey remember when Tiffin posted about needing to take a cold shower after being around a teen female cousin (or it might have been a friend of family)?
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Yeah I do recall him posting pics of adolescent girls over on 16chan (now defunct), along with his good night posts. Deranged soab.
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Made too much and too wet bread mix and now the bread maker is fucked and the house is full of burned toast smoke.
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Preemptive goal for 2024. Grow a beard as big as costa’s. Is that even possible in 1 year & 6 months?
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https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/cctv-shows-moment-cop-knees-elderly-man-before-he-was-tasered-and-pepper-sprayed/news-story/1b56bb9aadb1253c6453ed55c1b605ff
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Possum held me down and kneed me in the side and tasered me once but I did eat a slice of garlic bread without asking.
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I drank two bottles of ginger beer, an imperial pint of green cordial, and an imperial pint of water just now. Resisted the urge to drink her 2 litre fruit juices so far.
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Sometimes when I'm on the choof and it's hot weather fridge water will taste so good I chug down 2 or 3 litres.
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I just had a thought. If mongs can get away with beating people because they are mongs an evil herder could direct their mong to bash certain people in exchange for money.
Organised mong crime.
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I don’t know if they still sell them but a couple of summers ago I had a jar of fruit tea infusion bag things that you just tossed in a water jug for 20 minutes in the fridge and then you could just drink it. They were nice.
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Had 4 coles brand jelly cups. 
Trying to motivate myself to go to the gym but am busy being racist on reddit
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That used to happen at Wangaratta high school. We'd wind up mongs and set then loose at each other. They were really easy to convince that some other non-mong student had claimed to have fucked the mong's mother.
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I know 
well, at least I can sleep and drink starting with 10 pm (I'm getting paid for it) 
if it's weekend nobody gives a fuck about what I'm doing
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 >>/767875/
It is in the middle of the work week. It is the difficult day as the last weekend was a while ago and you are tired but the next one is still a few days off.
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Is it easy to delete all of the spam posts or do you need to do them one by one? Do you have a delete-all-posts-vy-this-user button?
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/cattle-producer-colin-deveraux-bit-32m-crocodile-on-the-eyelid-after-it-attacked-him-in-a-swamp/news-story/86e98f6de6906d63ad7a3786e70f6d4b
> “Biggest problem was having to clear out all the bad bacteria [from the wound] ... so all of the billabong water full of mud, goose shit,duck shit, and crocodile teeth marks,” he said.
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I have a little more patience, but kikes must be gased at all cost
I have no choice
If chan owner don't clean polru from kikes i will kill all this board with pedoposting and us, australian laws
I will send pedo screens in all special services and odilitime will go to jail and this site will shotdown.
Gas the kikes, or i will do this.
I have no choice.
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I woke after only a couple of hours sleep and couldn't get back to sleep.
A common problem for me. Not good.
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Took the car through the car wash and filled up with petrol while Motherbat was doing some poos. Remembered to put the puppy training pad and a towel on the passenger seat.
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I sprayed the weeds, front and back. There were not that many this time, it pays to do it regularly. Keep them under control.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12725473/Motorist-shoots-dead-two-environmental-protesters-blocking-road-Panama.html
lol based
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Thinking of getting nbn to my unit and exposing my jellyfin server to the web so I can watch shit anywhere.
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Womboflix should provide all the movies a neet should be watching anyway. Neets should not be exposing thier vulnerable minds to anything that hasn't been approved by the womboflix movie selection committee.
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Been having a play with my toy soldiers.
I've decided to use most of my old collection as spare parts for the new ones and to practice painting on till I get my skills back.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/jewishaustralian-businessmen-slam-boycott-calls/news-story/a3ecfa38ec96a130bd2ab6752fa95633
Anaconda and Spotlight are run by jew rats
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He puts in so much effort just to be a fuckwit.
Imagine if he put all that effort into not being a fuckwit.
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I do like how the nurses with good figures get their scrubs tailored to fit their bobs and waist and hips and bum. Also nicely groomed and not wearing clown makeup.
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Is FRM on a honeymoon? If so, you can take the girl home for a meal and some netflix and chilli or whatever the kids do these days
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Met the apalachians today, they're the second generation hippies who have virtually no money and resorted to hillbilly tier crime. They all carry knives/swords, many identify as Scottish highlanders, they're all 6 foot.

Could be the missing piece of the commune.
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FRM's honeymoon has been delayed due to her and her husband being honourary neets and not applying for their passports soon enough.
I'm going to take things pretty slowly with the girl. She isn't a Christian or something but she is very conservative.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/cosmetic-surgery/katie-prices-bum-filler-leaks-out-live-on-stage/news-story/ee09149d2a0bf023924c18886cc364ed
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My mummybot is a nurse but you wouldn't want to have lewd thoughts about her if you knew what she looked like.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/robot-kills-factory-worker-after-mistaking-him-for-a-box-of-vegetables-and-crushing-him-into-conveyor-belt/news-story/62d20425667f686790ec400dab292dd2
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Some part of this hospitals has the girls wearing a dark blue fitted tshirt and white shorts or mini skirt. Might need further investigation.
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Morning. Wagon rider, crab bucket climbing. Phone died while asleep again, keeps happening. Mong doc at 3:30. Racing. 

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Might do the same, not looking very fasch at the moment
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>  Scottish highlanders
hillbillies are from the scottish/england border, not the highlands in the north. Completely different ethnic group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_reivers
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Assuming they wheeled her in at 13.30, she should be in recovery now for 45 minutes, followed by another 45 minutes in the ward.
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Private security with a gun just walked out off another floor. I wonder what he was doing. Wouldn’t have been an ATM. Drugs maybe.
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Last seen with a platter of BBQ Shapes, bung fritz and Cracker Barrel cheese in his left hand, a bottle of Penfolds Grange in his right, and a silly grin on his face.
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If I lose enough weight I am going to start wearing a bum bag. I couldn't find one with a long enough strap or an extender.
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https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/ridiculous-ceo-crucified-over-job-search-suggestion/news-story/e9f7fdc7605e0ecc08ab660b64612359
> pay a fee for a job interview
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Do you reckon that tailor who does FluteNEET's pants would sew you up an executive-sized bum bag strap?
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She would I bet. She’d probably prefer you bought a roll of that webbing strap from Bunnings or Spotlight first, but I’m sure she’d do the mods.
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It seems the neets would not get along well with the aggressive hobos in "skirts". Fine, the verdict is passed.
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Change of nursing shifts. Saw the hottie from last time in a tank top and white miniskirt, which answers the question from earlier… it’s the fashion of the day
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We will plant a curry tree at the NEET compound and have fresh curry leaves for our subcontinental and new world cuisine.
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Nurses seem to come in in civvies and leave in civvies. Scrubs are probably laundered on-site or something.

I can collect Motherbat at 3:55 apparently.

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