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I and Possum were having tea and biscuits at a beachside cafe once when Nuro rode up to us on his eeb heroically.
He flung his arms wide and said in a loud booming voice "MY KNEE GROWS" before switching the eeb back to hyperdrive and whizzing away.
We discussed it for hours afterwards and neither of us saw any change in his knees, it was most strange.











































































> Call MAX to give them the old 'muh depression' excuse to get payments reinstated
> Office closes at 4pm Mon-Fri

What happened to the 9-5 I thought was standard for white-collar businesses?








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Womboflix interrupts your regular ausneets viewing to announce an impromptu screening

Oppenheimer(2023) is a 2023 epic biographical thriller film by Christopher Nolan. It stars Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, the American theoretical physicist credited with being the "father of the atomic bomb" for his role in the Manhattan Project—the World War II undertaking that developed the first nuclear weapons.

We will be watching the film over two nights. 90 minutes tonight, 90 tomorrow.

Will be on in 90 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix





































 >>/768207/
Nuro has not been here since Friday nor will be here for a while. Tired of the spam, tired of the bad homes, tired of everything.

 >>/768353/
 >>/768377/
You dun goofed waiting for the bluray. The cam was more than watchble and the moofie was an hour too long and i skipped throught the cringey sex scenes

t. Nuro signing off


































 >>/768435/
I am shocked at how bad the typing is. I thought his writing was that bad because he knocked it all out in a single pass but it is that bad even after revision and editing. His trotters must be shaking from the brain damage.




We are home. Got a piece of crumbed flathead and a crumbed prawn each and some chips for dinner.
I am having a shiraz now.
The endoscopy revealed an "irregular z-line" and a "hiatal hernia".
The colonoscopy revealed about six 18-22mm polyps, one of which was flagged as a lipoma or ssa (sessile serrated adenoma?). They were removed and sent off for biopsy. It also revealed diverticulitis and some roids in the perianal region (lol).
She has to make a follow up appointment tomorrow.

























 >>/768473/
Not as young as this poor gooner
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-17/alcohol-addiction-warning-labels-packaging-stop-cheap-products/102215074

 >>/768476/
I asked if my nicotine addiction was to blame for the warts not healing on their own. He said thats not the case, its actually the other shit in cigarettes that stop skin issues from healing so I'm all good to vape. 
I'll have to go to the poofter sex clinic to get them torched off. It's just a tiny little group of them near the end of my dick but it'd be visible during a hand/blowjob











 >>/768465/
She was a clever lady. 
 >>/768471/
More likely you'd go on holiday or somthing, sometimes I get a cut of meat from someone who's emptying a chest freezer and I just give them dried BEANS in exchange. They're never keen to take the beans but always do, and nobody ever throws out dried BEANS




























> has not been here since Friday
> Tired of the spam
You mean the spam that only began happening a few days ago? The same spam you wouldn't even know about if you had in fact not been here since Friday? That spam?

This is also the same individual who was posting pics Saturday, Sunday and just yesterday. 

Why does he do this? Early onset demtia? Or is his ego so big it simply can't accept anyone being able to see through his blatant lies?

tl;dr Stick to the tennis...






































 >>/768520/
It's yet another 'leaving forevor' ploy. I've lost count how many he's done in the past year alone. But trust and believe his narcissistic self won't last more than a week without needing to post another shitty beach/eeb pic.














The spam might start again tonight if trotters can be fucked/is still conscious. Otherwise it'll be around midday again tomorrow when he's on another lunchbreak. But lets just blame others because it's easier...












































































Harassed by tiny flies everywhere on the morning walk. Broken glass all over the path, crazy boong woman encounter.
Bad home urban hellscape. I need to escape, I need the country air.






















































> It was these words that triggered the start of the Third NEET Olive War.
> By the end of it thousands of NEETs would lie dead, their tendies and garlic bread uneaten, their wanks unwanked.



















































The pretty girl in the pie shop served me and it was $12.50 and I gave her what I thought was $13 in gold coins but I had only given her $12 so I had to find 50 cents in my purse.
I will have to keep her and the Woolworths girl in separate wings of the hovel.












https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/rickilee-coulters-huge-music-career-announcement-long-time-coming/news-story/c77f8ec37422e49b399ad0b4ba122241
I wonder if Nuro had a cheeky wank to Ricki-Lee back in the day


















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Collected Sweetie from the vet. They removed 3 grass spears from one ear and put some anti-infection juice in there. I had to carry her out of the car when we got home as she is still zonked.
When we walked out of the house to go to the vet, I discovered some parasite had scratched the car while we were at the shops this morning.























The chimney jacks dont want my pixxa. They just want to finish and get home. I think thats their work pattern, it probably takes them just over the amount of time to get hungry to finish the job. No sense in prolonging the pain, i suppose.














The quest to keep your car looking pristine is always going to be a futile one.
You just have to accept it will deteriorate over time and not sweat it.
A car is a functional thing, not an ornament.
My car got very serious paint peel because I left it ungaraged for years because I couldn't be bothered getting out and opening the heavy old garage door all the time, so I left it parked in full sun in the driveway. But it drives fine so I don't care.
I got scrapes all down the side from bushes on the side of my driveway too. And I backed into a trolley collection bay rail at Drakes once, huge scuff. These things happen.
If some cunt keyed my car on purpose I would use violence on them but that is more from affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car.



 >>/768816/
> affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car
This is one of the things that is causing me to deteriorate mentally lately. I was raised to do the right thing and always tried to do the right thing and I've been shat on constantly.


 >>/768819/
We live in a society where too many  people defect from proper behaviour and what is worse is that they are allowed to get away with it.
This atomised clown world is demoralising and leaves the law abiding feeling like suckers.










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I persisted with the Demon Slayer Anime and it is growing on me a little bit.
One of the characters who was just annoying I now find quite likeable and funny.
They start the characters off ridiculous which makes you feel like closing the tab, but over time they get filled in with more depth.
I will keep going at least a few more episodes.





























Big sleep in due to phone dying overnight again. Todays mission includes buying a USB wall charger for the bedroom. Woke up in the sleeping bag drenched in sweat. 

 >>/768816/
I agree wholeheartedly. I treat mine like a paddock basher. I'll buy a nice car when I'm not poor, one day. I've never ever driven a fast/nice car. 

 >>/768824/
She gave you wings 

 >>/768779/

They saw the ring. Someone also keyed mine ages ago, no idea why. I generally try to park far away from others.
























































I have swept for listening devices using my SDR and dusted and put the counted silverware back out. I'm off up the bush to stash the HDD thence back for friday pixxa and a moofie.




































 >>/768942/
I think with the confusing, not clear cuts back and forth in time they want to create a tension for a story which is basically just eggheads blabbering in a classroom, and a dry security audition. Basically it's two movies cut together.
They also added speaking in hushed tones which become so fashionable in telly shows in the past decade.
Plus some surreal stuff, like the animations in the beginning and them fucking in front of the security committee.









































































Went to a “protest” in Melbourne for Palestine. One dude with an Israeli flag and a bunch of typical lebs cheering when someone honked. Nothing burger.
Got done by a red light camera 
Lost $10 having a poke















The bit that is worse than when iga spams the board and acts like a cunt for a few days is the bit after where he very obviously tries to put the blame on others and stir up new drama.







































 >>/769046/
He still posts photos occasionally.
 >>/769050/
> tantrums
Projecting again, ripping off memes again.
Watch out neets, buro will say "big mad" next.
 >>/769076/
I don't think I've ever woken up needing to poo. I normally don't feel anything moving around in there until I've had my fourth or fifth coffee and then I dump a kg with the consistency of porridge.








Thinking of making an /ausneets/ spin off called /nuro/, dedicated solely to the silver fox, his exploits and adventures. And frankly ausneets hasn't been making as much money as I'd hoped.















 >>/769100/
I'd agree about the sound track. I found the film too dumb conceptually. The eureka scene was particularly dumb.
The whole premise - needing to leave earth due to "blight" - makes no sense. At the point you are building O'Neil cylinders to inhabit, why not just make big greenhouses on earth that are free from blight?
































































 >>/769165/
People love posting things on the internet
> My vagina and butthole are contracting involuntarily as I have flashbacks. 
> I want the crazy train I’m on, to slow down enough so I can jump off for a while. 
https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/17s3125/omfg_gyno_surgery_checkup/






 >>/769170/
Spooky how how the Russian news missed one key detail, hopefully a one off.
> Omegle Was Forced to Shut Down by a Lawsuit From a Sexual Abuse Survivor
>  >“The permanent shutdown of Omegle was a term negotiated between Omegle and our client in exchange for Omegle getting to avoid the impending jury trial verdict,” Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who represented A.M., tells WIRED. Attorneys for Omegle did not respond to a request for comment on the settlement. Emails to Omegle were not returned.
https://www.wired.com/story/omegle-shutdown-lawsuit-child-sexual-abuse/


























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Tonight on womboflix Captain Phillips (2013) - the true story of Captain Richard Phillips and the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the U.S.-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years. Warning, this film contains scenes of black people getting shot, and may disturb some neets and excite others. 7pm AEDT

Tomorrow night will be The Ghost And The Darkness(1996)










I want to plant that sapling I have been growing for a couple years in a pot but the soil here is like ten centimeters deep and then its fukn rock. The other trees just put roots out along the top of it.







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You find yourelf in a strange walled compound. Surrounding you is a crowd of large grubby naked men looking at you hungrily, lurking behind them are several small skinny creatures eyeing you even more hungrily.
Behind them you see a dirty and weather beaten sign on which you think you can make out the words NEET Cumpound.
What do you do?













Took Motherbat to Bunnings, Wohlers, The Reject Shop, Coles, Liquorland and Subway.
There was a large family of deaf mongs ahead of us making grunting noises and gang signs and taking forever to order their retart sandwiches. Got a barbecue chook for dinner. Going to give Sweetie the oysters in a minute and then drink my hard ciders.
















































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