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After my shower yesterday my  knuckles looked a bit dark but now they have gone back to normal.
Worried it might be the insulin resistance. The beetus.
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I and Possum were having tea and biscuits at a beachside cafe once when Nuro rode up to us on his eeb heroically.
He flung his arms wide and said in a loud booming voice "MY KNEE GROWS" before switching the eeb back to hyperdrive and whizzing away.
We discussed it for hours afterwards and neither of us saw any change in his knees, it was most strange.
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Alright NOOTs, I am going to collect the old bag and drive her back to Victor. Thanks for entertaining me for the afternoon.
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Sandwich was bad. 
Cheese, salami, mayo. Too oily, too salty. Very frustrated at the falling quality of mayonaise
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Pork is about to became really cheap neets, there's some kind of strike going on and the abetoirs are selling off everything as it is to local butchers and supermarkets
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I am sorry you had a bad experience. Those are all very fatty ingredients. Some salad with it might have cut through the greasiness. You need to balance your meals.
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It is weird how the christmas leg hams are $8 a kilo but you go to the deli to get some slices and they are $25 a kilo.
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> Call MAX to give them the old 'muh depression' excuse to get payments reinstated
> Office closes at 4pm Mon-Fri

What happened to the 9-5 I thought was standard for white-collar businesses?
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Womboflix interrupts your regular ausneets viewing to announce an impromptu screening

Oppenheimer(2023) is a 2023 epic biographical thriller film by Christopher Nolan. It stars Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, the American theoretical physicist credited with being the "father of the atomic bomb" for his role in the Manhattan Project—the World War II undertaking that developed the first nuclear weapons.

We will be watching the film over two nights. 90 minutes tonight, 90 tomorrow.

Will be on in 90 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
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Made spicy tofu, butchered a chicken and am making stock with the carcass, about to make Singapore noodles.
Many noodles in my future
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At the commune one long bowl will be filled with noodles once a day, all neets will eat from this long bowl, or trough if you would like to call it.
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 >>/768354/
He just makes up rules willy nilly and asks for votes but does whatever anyway. 
Maniacal. Rabid. 
He bites shirts apart instead of taking them off and pants while smiling, looking at you once. 
1 vote for Manhattan.
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Nuro has not been here since Friday nor will be here for a while. Tired of the spam, tired of the bad homes, tired of everything.

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You dun goofed waiting for the bluray. The cam was more than watchble and the moofie was an hour too long and i skipped throught the cringey sex scenes

t. Nuro signing off
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The silver fox, once legendary for his debonair nature, has now fallen to sleeping in toilets and watching cammed movies. How?
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Got a haircut and gf, going to be getting a job through nepotism in about a week or so. Might end up like cheesecake at this rate.
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I am shocked at how bad the typing is. I thought his writing was that bad because he knocked it all out in a single pass but it is that bad even after revision and editing. His trotters must be shaking from the brain damage.
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We are home. Got a piece of crumbed flathead and a crumbed prawn each and some chips for dinner.
I am having a shiraz now.
The endoscopy revealed an "irregular z-line" and a "hiatal hernia".
The colonoscopy revealed about six 18-22mm polyps, one of which was flagged as a lipoma or ssa (sessile serrated adenoma?). They were removed and sent off for biopsy. It also revealed diverticulitis and some roids in the perianal region (lol).
She has to make a follow up appointment tomorrow.
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 >>/768396/
Surprisingly it's not the butchering but rather the weight that gets you a discount on farmed meat.
Check with a local small farmers outlet, often it's just one farmer buying off another farmer.
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 >>/768473/
Not as young as this poor gooner
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-04-17/alcohol-addiction-warning-labels-packaging-stop-cheap-products/102215074

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I asked if my nicotine addiction was to blame for the warts not healing on their own. He said thats not the case, its actually the other shit in cigarettes that stop skin issues from healing so I'm all good to vape. 
I'll have to go to the poofter sex clinic to get them torched off. It's just a tiny little group of them near the end of my dick but it'd be visible during a hand/blowjob
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When calculating ones based score std's are usually a negative unless they were caught from a hot chick.
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She was a clever lady. 
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More likely you'd go on holiday or somthing, sometimes I get a cut of meat from someone who's emptying a chest freezer and I just give them dried BEANS in exchange. They're never keen to take the beans but always do, and nobody ever throws out dried BEANS
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/nightmare-as-not-nut-november-and-hoevember-collide/news-story/700ef059d4f65ca10c8fc67d0960278c
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> But Eddie why are the french testing a nuclear device on a small pacific island?
> I don't know Rick, maybe because it's about as fucking far from france as you can get
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> has not been here since Friday
> Tired of the spam
You mean the spam that only began happening a few days ago? The same spam you wouldn't even know about if you had in fact not been here since Friday? That spam?

This is also the same individual who was posting pics Saturday, Sunday and just yesterday. 

Why does he do this? Early onset demtia? Or is his ego so big it simply can't accept anyone being able to see through his blatant lies?

tl;dr Stick to the tennis...
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 >>/768516/
It is because he is PILLBRAINED.
He will post here all day and then claim to have been away for the last week. He has no clue what is going on around him.
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HE'S SO BASED 
HE PROBABLY KNOWS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HIM
HE'S SO BASED (HE'S SO BASED)
I BET HE KNOWS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HIM
DON'T HE DON'T HE?
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I'm finally getting stuck into my list. 

- Update addresses
- Move and organise storage boxes in bedroom
- Call old man
- Gym
- Laundry 

Been squirting like a firehouse.
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 >>/768520/
It's yet another 'leaving forevor' ploy. I've lost count how many he's done in the past year alone. But trust and believe his narcissistic self won't last more than a week without needing to post another shitty beach/eeb pic.
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I'd love to see all the private messages sent from the two discord nonces to Shiban through Womboflix. We're talking Guiness World Record level brown-nosing.
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You seem to fail to realise nobody other than you gives a shit.
Nobody else is jealous of Nuro.
You just keep doing and saying the same things over and over again like a retard.
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It's fucking funny because Nuro is so desperate for someone to admire him and be jealous of him .... and here you are!
It will never stop being funny.
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The spam might start again tonight if trotters can be fucked/is still conscious. Otherwise it'll be around midday again tomorrow when he's on another lunchbreak. But lets just blame others because it's easier...
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Singapore noodles turned out better than usual. Thicker rice noodle, less soya sauce, keens curry powder (reserved only for Indian fusion), more egg, Chinese sausage. 
Made three serves
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folk, yes 
romanian folk? still no 
the internet fucked me in the head 
the only romanian song I can name is ciocarlia
I'm fucking parallel with this country's culture
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Woke up not sore after yesterdays scout/nav mission. The chimney sweeps are coming today, I have taken a chudmaxx pixxa out of the freexer for their lunch.
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I cant be bothered with micro scale text and markings on instructions and diagrams anymore. I'm gonna get a monocle off aliexpress.
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Harassed by tiny flies everywhere on the morning walk. Broken glass all over the path, crazy boong woman encounter.
Bad home urban hellscape. I need to escape, I need the country air.
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She was creeping around the park doing some sort of crouch/walk. She kept trying to ring someone on her phone. Broad flat face with high yellow pigment content. Like an orc.
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One time when my crazy mate visited me he wanted me to get my ladder out so he could check the solar panels on the street lights because he thought they were cameras.
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Back from Woolies.
The pretty girl who packs the fruit and veg section would make a nice gf.
Taking Sweaty to the vet at 10.00.
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> It was these words that triggered the start of the Third NEET Olive War.
> By the end of it thousands of NEETs would lie dead, their tendies and garlic bread uneaten, their wanks unwanked.
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Trying very hard to find somthing to do. 
No good came from the last two projects, YouTube is safer at least.
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I used to make a good fruit loaf back when I had a bread machine. Many years ago now. Very pleasant to eat with butter when still warm.
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Vet took Sweetie away to do an operation to get her grass seed or whatever it is out.
Having a pepper pie and an apricot danish and an orange juice for lunch.
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The pretty girl in the pie shop served me and it was $12.50 and I gave her what I thought was $13 in gold coins but I had only given her $12 so I had to find 50 cents in my purse.
I will have to keep her and the Woolworths girl in separate wings of the hovel.
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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/rickilee-coulters-huge-music-career-announcement-long-time-coming/news-story/c77f8ec37422e49b399ad0b4ba122241
I wonder if Nuro had a cheeky wank to Ricki-Lee back in the day
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The chimney jacks are going at it hammer and tongs and I have to stay out of it. Its pretty dirty and dusty, Methy work.
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Collected Sweetie from the vet. They removed 3 grass spears from one ear and put some anti-infection juice in there. I had to carry her out of the car when we got home as she is still zonked.
When we walked out of the house to go to the vet, I discovered some parasite had scratched the car while we were at the shops this morning.
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I read that as parasite had attached itself at first and spent a few minutes looking for the parasite.
I need to smoke less choof.
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Car is already rapidly deteriorating mechanically and now some fuckwit has decided to fuck the outside up too.
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If you treat your arse gnomes well there is no need to hire external midgets.
Anger them and they will start fires in your bowels.
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The chimney jacks dont want my pixxa. They just want to finish and get home. I think thats their work pattern, it probably takes them just over the amount of time to get hungry to finish the job. No sense in prolonging the pain, i suppose.
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these guys are full tradies and have everything they could possibly need. They probably have a mental rolodex where they can get a pie and a some shard at any time of day.
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I would love to have a pixxa with Tiffo. Take a tour of his operations area. Be initiated into some of the lesser mysteries.
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https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/new-cars/i-cant-believe-that-it-happened-boomers-caught-allegedly-keying-a-tesla/news-story/49d5e890d30e73970401d36bf4c05ea2
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I find the idea of someone keying an electric car much less offensive than a normal car getting keyed.
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The quest to keep your car looking pristine is always going to be a futile one.
You just have to accept it will deteriorate over time and not sweat it.
A car is a functional thing, not an ornament.
My car got very serious paint peel because I left it ungaraged for years because I couldn't be bothered getting out and opening the heavy old garage door all the time, so I left it parked in full sun in the driveway. But it drives fine so I don't care.
I got scrapes all down the side from bushes on the side of my driveway too. And I backed into a trolley collection bay rail at Drakes once, huge scuff. These things happen.
If some cunt keyed my car on purpose I would use violence on them but that is more from affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car.
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> affront that they think they can fuck with me than actual upset over damage to the car
This is one of the things that is causing me to deteriorate mentally lately. I was raised to do the right thing and always tried to do the right thing and I've been shat on constantly.
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We live in a society where too many  people defect from proper behaviour and what is worse is that they are allowed to get away with it.
This atomised clown world is demoralising and leaves the law abiding feeling like suckers.
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Napped at uni. Woke up to a girl giving me a red bull. She said I looked like I could use it and laughed.
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I persisted with the Demon Slayer Anime and it is growing on me a little bit.
One of the characters who was just annoying I now find quite likeable and funny.
They start the characters off ridiculous which makes you feel like closing the tab, but over time they get filled in with more depth.
I will keep going at least a few more episodes.
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it didnt happen, the retard woke up in a pool of slobber and some chick nearby sniffily zipped up her pencil case and left. The red bull is a figment of his stunted imagination.
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He gave an interview on lex fridman today where he claimed that 'wokeness' is just rebranded communism. I hope all you neets will join me in condemning elon's fascism.
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Big sleep in due to phone dying overnight again. Todays mission includes buying a USB wall charger for the bedroom. Woke up in the sleeping bag drenched in sweat. 

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I agree wholeheartedly. I treat mine like a paddock basher. I'll buy a nice car when I'm not poor, one day. I've never ever driven a fast/nice car. 

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She gave you wings 

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They saw the ring. Someone also keyed mine ages ago, no idea why. I generally try to park far away from others.
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We will be watching the second half of Oppenheimer (2023) tonight at 7pm. 30 minutes before the movie starts I will put on a documentary so that confused neets who have trouble following the plot may better understand.
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He was a jew. Spoiler communism isn't actually from each according to his ability to each according to his need, it's when jews become the new ruling class and destroy all opposition, so oppenheimer was cool with it
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The chimney jacks have left with little fanfare or small talk. The house is covered in soot as were they, looking like a pair of niggers in the end.
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Cool I’ll post them on my blog. I’m trying to remember old good stuff and find new good stuff to post on it for curious people.
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I have swept for listening devices using my SDR and dusted and put the counted silverware back out. I'm off up the bush to stash the HDD thence back for friday pixxa and a moofie.
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I found a tracking device up my arse once and was rather alarmed but then I remembered I'm with Wombosec.
Wombosec - You're Never Alone
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Sweetie was still zonked when I came out for dinner, but the smell of the roast eventually got her to come over. Cut up her two saucers worth of beef which she wolfed down.
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Discord, reddit, twinktok, now twitter.
This is a concerning trend. The NEETs joining normie social media.
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I think with the confusing, not clear cuts back and forth in time they want to create a tension for a story which is basically just eggheads blabbering in a classroom, and a dry security audition. Basically it's two movies cut together.
They also added speaking in hushed tones which become so fashionable in telly shows in the past decade.
Plus some surreal stuff, like the animations in the beginning and them fucking in front of the security committee.
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Oh, the first video was made here, in The Polygon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semipalatinsk_Test_Site
The SU did "456 (340 underground and 116 aboveground)" nuclear tests in the area. People live there.
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My great great grandmother got kicked in the head by a cow she was milking. It fucking killed her. My great great grandfather had to marry her little sister.
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Went to a “protest” in Melbourne for Palestine. One dude with an Israeli flag and a bunch of typical lebs cheering when someone honked. Nothing burger.
Got done by a red light camera 
Lost $10 having a poke
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> criticises nuro
You need to relax and just enjoy the based one's presence. Just give him a "Based" and move on. We don't need your critiques.
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The bit that is worse than when iga spams the board and acts like a cunt for a few days is the bit after where he very obviously tries to put the blame on others and stir up new drama.
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He still posts photos occasionally.
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> tantrums
Projecting again, ripping off memes again.
Watch out neets, buro will say "big mad" next.
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I don't think I've ever woken up needing to poo. I normally don't feel anything moving around in there until I've had my fourth or fifth coffee and then I dump a kg with the consistency of porridge.
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I've got an empty lemonade bottle in my room that makes noises to tell me the direction of the temperature change. It is currently cooling down.
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Thinking of making an /ausneets/ spin off called /nuro/, dedicated solely to the silver fox, his exploits and adventures. And frankly ausneets hasn't been making as much money as I'd hoped.
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I'd agree about the sound track. I found the film too dumb conceptually. The eureka scene was particularly dumb.
The whole premise - needing to leave earth due to "blight" - makes no sense. At the point you are building O'Neil cylinders to inhabit, why not just make big greenhouses on earth that are free from blight?
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I turned the air con off when I went to bed. The room heated up again and I woke up sweating. It is back on now.
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I think you are.
I haven’t had one since Tuesday night, on account of not doing that at Motherbat’s. So when I go home on Monday morning I will have the option of ending a five day streak.
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probably goondaddy was trying to impress some girl or something. Women love powerful men, and nothing says power more than being a mod on ausneets
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the roll and the mondster are the straw that broke the camel's back
massive clogger about to appear
need to finish my cup of tea first though she wont let me take it in there
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People love posting things on the internet
> My vagina and butthole are contracting involuntarily as I have flashbacks. 
> I want the crazy train I’m on, to slow down enough so I can jump off for a while. 
https://old.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/17s3125/omfg_gyno_surgery_checkup/
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Spooky how how the Russian news missed one key detail, hopefully a one off.
> Omegle Was Forced to Shut Down by a Lawsuit From a Sexual Abuse Survivor
>  >“The permanent shutdown of Omegle was a term negotiated between Omegle and our client in exchange for Omegle getting to avoid the impending jury trial verdict,” Carrie Goldberg, an attorney who represented A.M., tells WIRED. Attorneys for Omegle did not respond to a request for comment on the settlement. Emails to Omegle were not returned.
https://www.wired.com/story/omegle-shutdown-lawsuit-child-sexual-abuse/
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eating some sara lee choc chip cookie pies, heated in the microwave. They are so fucking good neets, I'm giving them the first ever ausneets executive council tick of approval
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Tonight on womboflix Captain Phillips (2013) - the true story of Captain Richard Phillips and the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the U.S.-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years. Warning, this film contains scenes of black people getting shot, and may disturb some neets and excite others. 7pm AEDT

Tomorrow night will be The Ghost And The Darkness(1996)
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in the end I dont care about the site but I suppose pedos and creeps will eventually ruin everything online. I wonder what the site's business model was?
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I want to plant that sapling I have been growing for a couple years in a pot but the soil here is like ten centimeters deep and then its fukn rock. The other trees just put roots out along the top of it.
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You find yourelf in a strange walled compound. Surrounding you is a crowd of large grubby naked men looking at you hungrily, lurking behind them are several small skinny creatures eyeing you even more hungrily.
Behind them you see a dirty and weather beaten sign on which you think you can make out the words NEET Cumpound.
What do you do?
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Took Motherbat to Bunnings, Wohlers, The Reject Shop, Coles, Liquorland and Subway.
There was a large family of deaf mongs ahead of us making grunting noises and gang signs and taking forever to order their retart sandwiches. Got a barbecue chook for dinner. Going to give Sweetie the oysters in a minute and then drink my hard ciders.
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He was probably the one who came in as they were done and starting shouting "1 more" and pushing his way in front of me. Motherbat pinched my arm trying to get me not to say anything.

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