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I happen to know for a fact that Weber is only going to show the Christmas Lesbian AI Porn to NEETs who have been good.
Bad NEETs get to watch an old carboard box with a sock in it.
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Motherbat was quite disgusted that Bunnings and/or Wohlers (whichever we happened to be in at 11am) didn't put over an announcement telling everybody to stand still and stfu
 >>/769310/
if the seppos hadn't taken over the phillipines, and the euros hadn't taken over chunks of china, we wouldn't have gotten into a war with japan
 >>/769323/
I would cheer if a stronger asian race made china their bitch. The french rekt vietnam and needed former weremacht soldiers to prop up thier forces there until the inevitable defeat.
 >>/769337/
There is no fucking N in that drama. I made literally three posts and left. 

Either monk is a fucking idiot and can’t / won’t see post IDs / has Stockholm syndrome  / is on Team IGA or all of the above.
 >>/769340/
> Either monk is a fucking idiot and can’t / won’t see post IDs / has Stockholm syndrome / is on Team IGA or all of the above.
alternate hypothesis - he's fucking drunk most the time
 >>/769340/
Nuro baby, the reason you get called a lolcow is you keep reacting to bait.
If you just ignored IGA then it would all go away. Instead you keep sperging out.
In the end you become more annoying than him.
Support killing commie-shit

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
had one and a half chiggen tiddies and a couple of buttered damper rolls for dindins
having some wine now
 >>/769410/
Get some headphones over the ears. Most won't stop all the noise but will make it more pleasant. Even noise cancelling headphones (no music/sound) for workers do a good job.
I did some more clean up in the backyard. Got covered in dirt and dust from all the raking and sweeping so I had to hop straight into the shower.
Thinking of quitting the diet. I have made pretty good progress but the calorie deficit makes me so depressed and lethargic it is too much of a struggle.
My brain needs the sugar and calories to keep me from feeling awful all the time.
But then I feel awful for being so fat. What a horrible trap I am in. My whole life like this.
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I have tried. My body wants to be fat. It craves huge quantities. I can't even function eating an amount of calories that keeps my weight balanced.
Overwhelming need to gorge.
Having the can of seppo cherry coke I bought at the reject shop this mording. After taste is a bit like cough syrup.
Put some fishing gear by the back door so as to minimise Motherbat’s disturbance at 4.30. Might have some bed now
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Well as for Mongolian folk metal, Tengger Cavalry has an instrumental album, the Ancient Call. First song uploaded. It has a cool riff I think. The song itself is a bit much repetitive.

Folk songs. This playlist has some instrumental:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/playlist?list=PLE6FE3E91D1F0490A
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE6FE3E91D1F0490A
Fun thing, the latest seems to be a folk melody from Moldva (the visuals are Hungarian folk art):
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=NSyqj1DXZKg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NSyqj1DXZKg
It seems it isn't Csángó (Ceangăi how you call them), because at an earlier song it is noted that it's theirs:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=wTp34KEl5p0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wTp34KEl5p0
Anyway the playlist should feature mostly instrumental songs played on various instruments, from dulcimer, through harp, to harmonica.

This one is Medieval music from the Hungarian Kingdom, not necessarily folk songs, although some are. I'm pretty sure that two - "Három holló" (Three ravens), and "Középkori dudamuzsika" (Medieval bagpipe music) - starting at 1:09 and 8:46 are instrumental. Perhaps others too.
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=lqfQ4fBbkLM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lqfQ4fBbkLM

I can look for others, pretty easy to find Hungarian folk music, but harder without singing (since originally they made these to sang them).
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> How are you dressing for Diwali? Share your photos with us
> Diwali celebrations are coming up and it's the perfect time to dress to the nines.
Glad the Australian Broadcasting Corporation is focused on Indian holidays on remembrance day.
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YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER YELLOW WIGGLE IS A NIGGER
 >>/769433/
Maybe next weekend. Need a haircut. 

 >>/769434/
Correct

 >>/769464/
It wouldn't be worth the boring as fuck conversation over 2 or even 3 dates. All pretend. Interested in TV shows and walking. Wasted money. Fat girls look gross during doggy style too.
Monk just uses Tinder for validation and to feel attractive and wanted. That is why he uses the old photos and doesn't meet anyone who shows interest in him.
Honestly Monk you are like a woman.
 >>/769511/
The 2L jug looks half empty. The other 2L I swapped at ~10 am was less than half empty when I woke up. At least a litre, getting closer to 2L.
 >>/769576/
Okay, thanks. I don't have a plan or anything but I've thought about it in the past.
When I go to the GP and I can express a preference for a man or a woman, what do you think I should say? Do you reckon it matters?
Psychologists are just glorified social workers. Last one literally gave me a print out of year 9 level strategies to cope with stress that included "deep breaths".
I was chasing a woman down the street but she ran into her house and locked the door and wouldn't open it for me.
Absolute bitch
> https://www.businessinsider.com/average-age-ukrainian-soldier-43-amid-personnel-problems-2023-11?r=US&IR=T
> the ukraine may have taken half a million military casualties
> average age of the current ukrainian soldier is now 43
 >>/769614/
I've been thinking of the ukrainian war as some protracted skirmish thing, but it must be like ww1 out there, with a million plus total casualties
scrubbed and mopped the floors and got bread in the maker, all before brekky and coffee. (You) should be more like me.
took sweaty for a walk
going to have a cup of russian caravan tea and then go to cars and coffee and teh market
 >>/769646/
Have fun shitposting in the dark when the carrington event hits in two weeks retards. I'll be comfy posting when your all electromagged like the sitting ducks (You) are.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12723607/Jana-Hocking-English-cricket-player-vile-texts.html
 >>/769611/
Also turns out that the ukranians blew up nordstream last year, plunging europe into energy shortages: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/11/11/nordstream-bombing-ukraine-chervinsky/
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=Dhd64wCXVHE&list=PLE6FE3E91D1F0490A&index=1
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=jufBgznR2Jg&list=PLE6FE3E91D1F0490A&index=8 the run from this one is a ripoff of this piece https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=gj1n1v_9e6M
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=MSYpd9EjSE4&list=PLE6FE3E91D1F0490A&index=11
I enjoyed the ones above 
not a huge fan of tribal sounding music :((
I will listen a little later to the 1h playlist 
thank you a lot for the effort!
I hurt my shoulder doing the overhead press. It has gone numb now.
There is no point to this self-improvement bullshit. I may as well not have bothered.
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 >>/769684/
A.I. e-celeb pron is going to be increasingly realistic because of the massive size of the image bank that feeds into the results. Its reasonable to expect this shitty genre to explode and take us all to weird new places. I'm off on a mission after lunch and dont know if I care to come back, such is the degeneracy and of course the image boards being ground zero.

AFK
Huge doms after yesterdays back workout. My right lat is fucked, but my left one is fine. 
Could it be my wanking hand dominance?
 >>/769718/
> your wanking form is not great either to be frank
tomorrow night we will all be posting wanking vids on the gen, and we will see who has good form and who doesn't
"Police and police dogs searched the parklands but were not able to locate the suspect, who is described as Caucasian, disheveled looking with an orange beard, dirty straight hair in a mullet and long nails."
Fucking Amazon delivered a parcel 4 days ahead of schedule while I'm away from home. Idiot fucking cunts. I bet it will get stolen.
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Tonight on womboflix will be The Ghost And The Darkness (1996) - a historical adventure starring Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas, about the Tsavo man-eaters, a pair of male lions that terrorized workers in and around Tsavo, Kenya during the building of the Uganda-Mombasa Railway in East Africa in 1898. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
I heard that Weber's Motherbat was known as a "man eater" in her younger years before she settled down.
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I heard HP50 will be a flashback film where Hermoine talks about her childhood with a psychiatrist.
The real plot will start up again in HP52.
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Pizza was dry I think they cooked it too much.
Then I dropped two slices on the carpet while I was holding the plate and typing on the phone but luckily I vacuumed earlier today so the pizza was still good to eat.
I suspect hunting movies like predator and tonight's trigger deep, million year old instincts in men, causing us to experience intense tension and focus, in a way we don't get when we have to say clean up our rooms or do homework.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-12/rescue-operation-frees-man-trapped-in-perth-cbd-murray-st/103095992
600mm is a huge gap. He must be a fat cunt.
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> Mr Deeg said it wasn't until a second passer-by raised the alarm that police mounted a more thorough search and found a "young male adult who had fallen an unknown distance through a cavity of the building".

> Mr Deeg said firefighters broke a window at the bottom of the cavity and removed him through a tunnel.

A lot of the buildings there have basements with little windows under street level with a small cavity to let sunlight in. They have a big grate or something to stop people falling in.
About to have my first leg workout in a long while. 
Gonna absolutely fucking smash it. I'm talking like how muhammed fucked aisha, von Clausewitz shit. Crossing the fucking rubicon up in this bitch
When buying Asian ingredients I try to look for things manufactured in Japan or failing that in Singapore.
I try to avoid anything manufactured in china or any of the SEA shitholes.
https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/panic-as-circus-lion-escapes-in-italy/news-story/0d88dc42b56e2c265571aaf91ebef77b
Had to hold onto the hand rail for dear life walking down the steps while exiting the gym. Julius Evola would be proud.
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> post nut clarity hits 

https://voca.ro/15mGXmHgko4V
> I LOOOOOVE YOOOOU JEESUS CHRIIIIIIIISSSST 
> JEEEEESUUUUS CHRIIIIST I LOOOOOVE YOOOOU YEEEES I DO
> time to make an album
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/canadian-christian-woman-reveals-top-tips-after-waiting-for-sex/news-story/b7898f71d46a2c63ad67894c5510f76f
the flourescent light in the bathroom has failed yet again. This happens every year. How long are they meant to last for?
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The womboflix movie selection committee is now in meeting. Vote for a movie on the list or add another one to the list. Choose wisely neets.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Godzilla(2014)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Mission (1986)
Rocky (1976)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
Spaceballs(1987)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
to live and die in LA (1985)
ICE STATION ZEBRA (1968)
They Live (1988)
The Specialist (1994)
knives out (2019)
prisoners (2013)
sudden death (1995)
blood in blood out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day
Total Recall
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York
All appointments cancelled. 
Those choof crumbs look enticing, more so than the phone call and trek to get more. 
There's also a big wad of resin from when I cleaned it. 
justderrothings
My application for an incredibly basic process operator/pick packer at a chocolate manufacturing place got rejected 
Fucking why. Every other candidate would have been a jeet or maori woman
Hurts to move my head at all after the lifting injury yesterday.
Despondent. Feel like there is no point even trying any more.
Should have just accepted.
 >>/769920/
replaced the failed circular light in the bathroom...and nothing happened. What else could be wrong neets? I know the switch and power in there still works, because the fan still works.
 >>/769938/
I tried repeatedly and it didn't work. The way the light failed was strange - no flickering, no attempts to start - just this morning I tried to turn it on and nothing happened. I noticed there's a bunch of other components in the light fixture - could one of them have failed?
> neet complains something doesnt work
> other neets try and help, ask for info
> neet ignores requests
It's a witch, he needs to throw holy water on any old lady that lives nearby and the one that starts screaming is the witch.
Then you burn her and the light will work.
 >>/769957/
a proper neet gentleman does not disturb his leisurely repose more than once a day. I will look at the light again tomorrow. If I don't decide to do the dishes, or wash the car, or some other odious and stressful task instead.
I'm currently lined up to do one of those remote courses you have to do to keep my jobseeker money coming in. Someone here told me when they did it, they didn't even have to get up at the right time, they just had to spend 10-15 mins to skim through the content and answer some quizzes before the end of each day.
The one I signed up for is telling me i have to be up at 9am to join a teams meeting. Any idea what to look for in the future so i don't get one of the shitty ones again? BTW avoid CTA, they will make you get up in the morning.
 >>/769989/
Yeah but do you know the name of the company that provides you with the actual training? I got this training through workforce australia too, but the company that is training me is called "CTA".
Possum once told me that some of the higher functioning NEETs like Nuro can do four or even five things in a single day.
 >>/770032/
lol i bet you love to store up cum in ur balls and money in ur bank so when both are full u go to a cheap middle aged asian hooker an explode inside of her vagina
Went to use the compensation voucher Dominos sent me and the fucking cunts expect me to spend a minimum of $22 to use it. What a fucking scam. This is why they don’t just issue refunds to your credit card.
Did they finally nerf Kevin's bike? Ed main, and I love those cunts constantly pulling aggro away when I finally get Pebble in Shoe up and running
The wagies fucked up today big time. >they have one job
> job so critical that its everyone's responsibility
> so they freeload off one another
> undermine all their checks and balances
> eventually they all fail on the same day. 
> I'm probably the one person not in charge of this thing
> in fact I'm specifically banned from doing it, or checking if it's done because nobody trusts me
> I break protocal and check anyway because I don't trust any of these fucktards
> tonight found not only the fire system turned off, there was an actual fire
> had to then try to put fire out while calling these fucktards back into work in secret
> so they could have pretended to find the problem
> because I'm the one person specifically banned from doing it
 >>/769898/
> knives out
Voted.

> ICE STATION ZEBRA (1968)
I'm pretty sure we watched this already sometimes somewhere.
This is the movie where they are traveling by submarine to an ice station not replying?
 >>/770099/
Doesn't work like that, I'd get sacked for routine security breaches and everyone wise would get sacked both for this colossal fuck up and also failing to keep me out.
 >>/769671/
> ripoff
I think that csárdás is an improvisation, containing several tunes. It has this one too for sure, a march:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=uU5iPEQGCZY
And there is something else I can't put my finger on.
Hobbling around like an ass fucked aids patient after that leg workout. Can't even get off the toilet unassisted.
No roast chooks again. They must not put out the same amount everyday (ie. more chickens on weekends/public holidays etc).
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-13/video-of-endangered-cassowary-swimming-in-sea-off-queensland/103099944
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/australian-jewish-association-starts-up-selfdefence-classes/news-story/d8f841cc553467741d40463b145a4cdc
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/aboriginal-adviser-on-22-billion-project-allegedly-threatened-to-kill-transport-executive/news-story/319be034fbd469f71b827b8ac224462f
https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/uk-politics/david-cameron-appears-in-downing-street-amid-cabinet-reshuffle-sending-britain-into-a-frenzy/news-story/cf7b89ebf96bb5a03efe03c9802ef7b0
something something pig fucker something democracy manifest
I am old enough to remember a time before the Kransky. They didn't even exist. We either ate hot dogs or purple saveloys.
Making a tuna curry. Black and gold tuna is good for this. 
Fenugreek,canolla seed, green chilli, curry leaf, onions, various spices.
Finally something to put in my double curry containers that's not BEANS
 >>/770201/
I freeze two different curries in the same box, so this curry will finish three and also start three.
One curry is always BEANS, but for a while I was broke and had two Different BEAN curries.

Meat has become so expensive its no longer work currying offcuts. Egg curry is good but doesn't freeze well.
I have had the same can of baked beans in my cupboard for so long that it is rusty.
I may have posted it a few years ago.
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Lamb prices have come down which is some good news. $8 a kilo for a leg and $12.50 for forequarter chops is pretty good thee days.
 >>/770224/
I agree with you somewhat, but the outside bits of roast meat are great. Pork crackling, Outside pieces with nicely browned fat on roast beef and lamb. The bone marrow.
I will concede the interior grey flesh can be a bit boring, but a nice gravy takes it to acceptable territory.
 >>/770231/
The stuffing is hotter than you might guess. Retains heat a lot longer than the rest of the chicken. I burned my dick more than once. Third degree.
 >>/770223/
My gut feeling is to make American food colonial. Way closer to German food, from fresh, non refined. 
Smoke hoc, molasses, mustard seed, navy beans.

Then there's 50s american which is processed but unadulterated. A hot dog that's 100% meat. Mcdonalds, Italian American, something tony wouldn't eat. 

Then there's modern American, processed, adulterated, nothing fresh, no spices but lots of powered  ingredients. The powders aren't bad at least. 

So pork and BEANS? It can't be all three.
 >>/770226/
I mean when it cools down, can't eat a whole roast in one sitting.
 >>/770228/
Nothing about that sells me. There are many great things you can do with a large cut and roasting isn't one of them. It's just a lazy bulk perpetration.
Finished watching Breaking Bad and I'm going to watch an old pommy show called Ultraviolet that's about vampire hunters next.
Lost a whole hour to YouTube junk. 
Niggers my will is weak, I'm going to give up the whole phone and signal to yall with smoke n shit
Did you NEETs get a lunch made for you at home to take to school each day?
I had a friend whose dad gave him $10 each day to buy lunch from the canteen.
At the time I thought he was lucky - a canteen meal was a treat for me - but now I realise it was actually symptomatic of a bad home situation.
He bought the same thing each day. A pie and a 600ml iced coffee.
I want to be lifted up on a hoist in a stable and have iron shoes nailed to my feet like I was a horse.
I want Cruisey to do it and to talk to me soothingly to keep my calm while calling me Big Fella.

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