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NEET

11/13/2023 11:53:00 No. 770229 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770227/
No need to get narky because you don't know how to cook.

NEET

11/13/2023 11:53:00 No. 770230 [Preview] [Reply]

The whole roast chicken is good. Greasy skin with every bite. Moist succulent flesh.

NEET

11/13/2023 11:55:00 No. 770231 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770230/
A warm and moist hole

NEET

11/13/2023 11:58:00 No. 770232 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770231/
The stuffing is hotter than you might guess. Retains heat a lot longer than the rest of the chicken. I burned my dick more than once. Third degree.

NEET

11/13/2023 12:00:00 No. 770233 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770232/
Just peel off the burnt layer of skin and use it as a condom

NEET

11/13/2023 12:01:00 No. 770234 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770233/
Chicken flavoured penis skin is a delicay in Uzbekistan.

NEET

11/13/2023 12:03:00 No. 770235 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770223/
My gut feeling is to make American food colonial. Way closer to German food, from fresh, non refined. 
Smoke hoc, molasses, mustard seed, navy beans.

Then there's 50s american which is processed but unadulterated. A hot dog that's 100% meat. Mcdonalds, Italian American, something tony wouldn't eat. 

Then there's modern American, processed, adulterated, nothing fresh, no spices but lots of powered  ingredients. The powders aren't bad at least. 

So pork and BEANS? It can't be all three.

NEET

11/13/2023 12:05:00 No. 770236 [Preview] [Reply]

i spit on walk paths

NEET

11/13/2023 12:05:00 No. 770237 [Preview] [Reply]

I walk on spit paths

NEET

11/13/2023 12:07:00 No. 770238 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770226/
I mean when it cools down, can't eat a whole roast in one sitting.
 >>/770228/
Nothing about that sells me. There are many great things you can do with a large cut and roasting isn't one of them. It's just a lazy bulk perpetration.

NEET

11/13/2023 12:07:00 No. 770239 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770238/
> a lazy bulk perpetration
That describes me perfectly.

NEET

11/13/2023 12:08:00 No. 770240 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770238/
NGMI

NEET

11/13/2023 12:11:00 No. 770241 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770239/
*penetration

NEET

11/13/2023 12:12:00 No. 770242 [Preview] [Reply]

Nigmi the pygmy

NEET

11/13/2023 12:18:00 No. 770244 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

11/13/2023 12:44:00 No. 770245 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770244/
lol

NEET

11/13/2023 12:45:00 No. 770246 [Preview] [Reply]

Finished watching Breaking Bad and I'm going to watch an old pommy show called Ultraviolet that's about vampire hunters next.

NEET

11/13/2023 12:48:00 No. 770247 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770246/
Did you like the way Breaking Bad ended?

NEET

11/13/2023 13:01:00 No. 770248 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770244/
Nice Pepe!

NEET

11/13/2023 13:02:00 No. 770249 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770247/
It was a bit over the top but I liked it well enough.

NEET

11/13/2023 13:29:00 No. 770250 [Preview] [Reply]

Lost a whole hour to YouTube junk. 
Niggers my will is weak, I'm going to give up the whole phone and signal to yall with smoke n shit

NEET

11/13/2023 13:31:00 No. 770251 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770250/
There is nothing wrong with watching a few YouTube videos NEET.

NEET

11/13/2023 13:41:00 No. 770252 [Preview] [Reply]

Want a pasty with sauce.

NEET

11/13/2023 13:47:00 No. 770253 [Preview] [Reply]

Did you NEETs get a lunch made for you at home to take to school each day?
I had a friend whose dad gave him $10 each day to buy lunch from the canteen.
At the time I thought he was lucky - a canteen meal was a treat for me - but now I realise it was actually symptomatic of a bad home situation.
He bought the same thing each day. A pie and a 600ml iced coffee.

NEET

11/13/2023 13:57:00 No. 770254 [Preview] [Reply]

I want to be lifted up on a hoist in a stable and have iron shoes nailed to my feet like I was a horse.
I want Cruisey to do it and to talk to me soothingly to keep my calm while calling me Big Fella.

NEET

11/13/2023 14:03:00 No. 770255 [Preview] [Reply]

I want him to feed me carrots and sugar cubes.

NEET

11/13/2023 14:06:00 No. 770256 [Preview] [Reply]

Rub my muzzle Cruisey.

NEET

11/13/2023 15:20:00 No. 770257 [Preview] [Reply]

Tiffin is Hitler's top guy.

NEET

11/13/2023 15:58:00 No. 770259 [Preview] [Reply]

I am off to bed. I stayed up late watching Demon Slayer. I almost shed tears.

NEET

11/13/2023 19:37:00 No. 770261 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770259/
you are young and wild and free and we envy you

NEET

11/13/2023 19:40:00 No. 770262 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770257/
Based.

NEET

11/13/2023 19:41:00 No. 770263 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770254/
Sounds expensive.

NEET

11/13/2023 19:50:00 No. 770265 [Preview] [Reply]

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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! STOP YAWNING! YOU NEED TO HURRY!

NEET

11/13/2023 20:22:00 No. 770266 [Preview] [Reply]

I'm not leaving, I'm going down with the thread.

NEET

11/13/2023 20:39:00 No. 770267 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/770266/
You will receive the order of lenin for this neet. We salute you.

NEET

11/13/2023 21:20:00 No. 770270 [Preview] [Reply]

dumb dumbs

NEET

11/13/2023 21:23:00 No. 770271 [Preview] [Reply]

Is breakfast being served on the choppah?

NEET

11/13/2023 21:28:00 No. 770273 [Preview] [Reply]

fragrant pecker

NEET

11/13/2023 21:35:00 No. 770274 [Preview] [Reply]

not washing it

NEET

11/13/2023 21:48:00 No. 770275 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/770274/
It needs a good scrub.

NEET

11/13/2023 22:27:00 No. 770278 [Preview] [Reply]

gm neets

NEET

11/13/2023 22:28:00 No. 770279 [Preview] [Reply]

BIG STANNERS

NEET

11/13/2023 22:28:00 No. 770280 [Preview] [Reply]

BIG GAY

NEET

11/13/2023 22:29:00 No. 770281 [Preview] [Reply]

BIG MAD

NEET

11/13/2023 22:29:00 No. 770282 [Preview] [Reply]

STICK TO THE TENNIS

NEET

11/13/2023 22:29:00 No. 770283 [Preview] [Reply]

FATHERLESS

NEET

11/13/2023 22:30:00 No. 770284 [Preview] [Reply]

DERRO CUNT

NEET

11/13/2023 22:30:00 No. 770285 [Preview] [Reply]

LIVING IN A HOVEL

NEET

11/13/2023 22:31:00 No. 770286 [Preview] [Reply]

TOSHIBA SHITBOX ON A FUCKING MILKCRATE

NEET

11/15/2023 00:33:00 No. 770938 [Preview] [Reply]

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