/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/770227/
No need to get narky because you don't know how to cook.

The whole roast chicken is good. Greasy skin with every bite. Moist succulent flesh.

 >>/770230/
A warm and moist hole

 >>/770231/
The stuffing is hotter than you might guess. Retains heat a lot longer than the rest of the chicken. I burned my dick more than once. Third degree.

 >>/770232/
Just peel off the burnt layer of skin and use it as a condom

 >>/770233/
Chicken flavoured penis skin is a delicay in Uzbekistan.

 >>/770223/
My gut feeling is to make American food colonial. Way closer to German food, from fresh, non refined. 
Smoke hoc, molasses, mustard seed, navy beans.

Then there's 50s american which is processed but unadulterated. A hot dog that's 100% meat. Mcdonalds, Italian American, something tony wouldn't eat. 

Then there's modern American, processed, adulterated, nothing fresh, no spices but lots of powered  ingredients. The powders aren't bad at least. 

So pork and BEANS? It can't be all three.

i spit on walk paths

I walk on spit paths

 >>/770226/
I mean when it cools down, can't eat a whole roast in one sitting.
 >>/770228/
Nothing about that sells me. There are many great things you can do with a large cut and roasting isn't one of them. It's just a lazy bulk perpetration.

 >>/770238/
> a lazy bulk perpetration
That describes me perfectly.

 >>/770238/
NGMI

 >>/770239/
*penetration

Nigmi the pygmy

 >>/770244/
lol

Finished watching Breaking Bad and I'm going to watch an old pommy show called Ultraviolet that's about vampire hunters next.

 >>/770246/
Did you like the way Breaking Bad ended?

 >>/770244/
Nice Pepe!

 >>/770247/
It was a bit over the top but I liked it well enough.

Lost a whole hour to YouTube junk. 
Niggers my will is weak, I'm going to give up the whole phone and signal to yall with smoke n shit

 >>/770250/
There is nothing wrong with watching a few YouTube videos NEET.

Want a pasty with sauce.

Did you NEETs get a lunch made for you at home to take to school each day?
I had a friend whose dad gave him $10 each day to buy lunch from the canteen.
At the time I thought he was lucky - a canteen meal was a treat for me - but now I realise it was actually symptomatic of a bad home situation.
He bought the same thing each day. A pie and a 600ml iced coffee.

I want to be lifted up on a hoist in a stable and have iron shoes nailed to my feet like I was a horse.
I want Cruisey to do it and to talk to me soothingly to keep my calm while calling me Big Fella.

I want him to feed me carrots and sugar cubes.

Rub my muzzle Cruisey.

Tiffin is Hitler's top guy.

I am off to bed. I stayed up late watching Demon Slayer. I almost shed tears.

 >>/770259/
you are young and wild and free and we envy you

 >>/770257/
Based.

 >>/770254/
Sounds expensive.

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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! STOP YAWNING! YOU NEED TO HURRY!

I'm not leaving, I'm going down with the thread.

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 >>/770266/
You will receive the order of lenin for this neet. We salute you.

dumb dumbs

Is breakfast being served on the choppah?

fragrant pecker

not washing it

 >>/770274/
It needs a good scrub.

gm neets

BIG STANNERS

BIG GAY

BIG MAD

STICK TO THE TENNIS

FATHERLESS

DERRO CUNT

LIVING IN A HOVEL

TOSHIBA SHITBOX ON A FUCKING MILKCRATE

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