/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Are rockstars as good as mongsters?
I used to like the purple one.

 >>/772195/
You should leave one of those small 250ml Jack Daniels bottles filled with metho, black tea and glyphosate in your backpack for the day that one of them does make off with your bag. Damage will have been done before the arsehole knows something is wrong.

 >>/772246/
It may kill the thief but you would be arrested and go to jail.

 >>/772247/
Burden of proof on the prosecution to prove 100% that you made the drink and put it in the bag. Chain of custody stops once you put it down out the front of the shop, so the bottle could have been put there by somebody else, could be a lie made up by the bag thief etc etc.

 >>/772238/
you should try drinking tea

South Africans do the poison bottle in the glove box thing thanks to the rampant nigger problem.

 >>/772246/
Bean neets do not abuse agricultural chemicals, nor leave our deeds to providence.

 >>/772248/
That is not a qualified legal opinion. They would not let you get away with it. They hate any vigilantism.

Mustard gassed refried beans.

 >>/772252/
You also wouldn’t report the bag stolen or leave identity related documents in it, obviously.

 >>/772245/
The purple punch one is alright. Been buying it regularly as it seems be be $2.65-$3.00 everywhere lately, which is cheaper than the other options

 >>/772236/
Please use a garbage bag.

How many neets have dead boongs at the bottom of their garbage bins? Have you checked lately?

Out of money until cenno sunday rolls around

 >>/772258/
beg cruisey for some dart money

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failed to do anything useful again today

 >>/772237/
And what makes a backpack a 'school' backpack. I think all retail stores have a general bag policy which covers a range of different things like women's purses, bum-bags, shopping bags from other stores, and basically whatever else doesn't fit in someone's pocket. How furious would you be if some pajeet security guard asked to search your wallet?

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Oh yeah big weeek making bank. 
Dodged the storm
At Noosa in the sun 
Cool Breeze blowing. 
Drinking Champagne. 
Girls everywhere. 
Living the best life. 😎

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

 >>/772262/
Based.

 >>/772258/
NEET life.

 >>/772262/
Based.

Stanners sweating in humidity 
Trying to avoid the toilet block
Low on money 
Low on good 
Out of gas
Out of self respect
Out of favour here
Replying to itself 
Toshiba power cord frayed

https://youtu.be/sK-LeHOI2GE?si=TnQ-TVj-fPRpq-62

Want this fella to come to lizbef

 >>/772266/
> Toshiba power cord frayed
Tragic.

 >>/772262/
this looks like a bona fide nuro posting

 >>/772218/
Kek, did you smash that pie tray in a fit of anger or did it melt in the oven?

 >>/772261/
pajeet would love going through girls' handbags
haven't met a pajeet security guard who wasn't a coward though

 >>/772242/
Excellent moofie.

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 >>/772272/
Was that the one with that woll smoth nigger in it?

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OK NEETS...IT'S TIME...TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH. GO FOR IT!

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 >>/772275/
Too early.

> he's called for the chopper without setting up a new thread for us again

 >>/772278/
J U S T

Got some sicle in

 >>/772241/
Only about 5 tablespoons of sugar and 300-odd grams caffeine.

WHERE IS WEBBY

6 tablespoons actually

I love Webby

 >>/772246/
> premeditated murder
Enjoy 20 years in prixon!

 >>/772289/
> IKTF

 >>/772248/
What is CCTV?

 >>/772254/
> CCTV

 >>/772258/
I could do with a BBBJ

 >>/772260/
> tfw succeeded in being useless again today

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 >>/772293/
Only if they drank it on the same camera

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 >>/772294/
Would I have to swallow?

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