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https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/police-on-the-hunt-for-man-after-woman-in-her-60s-found-dead-another-woman-injured/news-story/a087d1538cb944ac89e5ace2a18e1a7e
> Ulandi Court
u-land-in court
I locked Weber in the back of the ute with a choggy milk and a donut and some nosy brown snake called the cops on me once.
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My camera is too crud to take a good picture. 
Pic related, where the shadow is on the bottom of the moon. 

I have seen memes saying that shouldn't be possible and that means the world is flat. 
Even if it isn't, I think it's good to think about the world as flat and small.
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They can't penetrate this thick green gunk and stringy nasal saliva.
I only have one left and they don't do anything. Gargling and trying to half choke on cough syrup then coughing up wads of phlegm with it works best. Just little sips works best, right after a shower. 
I might do a eucalyptus oil and hot water in a bowl with a wet tea towel over my head trick and sound like a flooded 4 stroke in a bit.
we need an ausneets edition dedicated to skinwalkers, yowies, ufos, and other spoopy crap. I just need to find the right pepe.
Started playing mass effect 1 again. It occurred to me I haven't seen a good bioware game in many years. What happened?
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Only the initiated will understand this.
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You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there.
> On April 30th, 2020, the gay pornography video "That Dick Tastes Like Money" by the production studio Thug Hunter was released.[1][2] In the video, a man named Logan approaches a young Black man, who according to the plot is a "badass thug from the hood," and pays him for sexual intercourse. In one part of the video, Logan asks the man to remove his pants and shake his buttocks, referring to the act as the "thug shaker"
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thug-shaker
The baron of based said he got invited to a party last night. Maybe we haven't heard from him yet because he picked up a slampig there and was busy all night.
 >>/773372/
> got invited to a party last night
If it were true he wouldn't be able to resist taking and posting lots of photos. He is like the opposite of Davo in that regard.
 >>/773380/
If he was honest like the rest of the pigs then they wouldn't have used him for their diversity crap. They're all power hungry tyrants, every last one of them.
 >>/773415/
You can't call somebody gay for looking if you didn't post that the picture contained a gay thing. It's in the rules u ol' dirty ass funny lookin gay dick nigga
Considering going to the bottleo but I'm not sure I can be bothered walking there for just one bottle.
Does anyone have an archive or screenshots of /neetlyfe/  ?

Remember that failure of a board Stanners created ? 

I MEMBER
Remember how stanners lives in a dumpy caravan park and has a communal toilet block and accused Nuro of living a dunny ? 

I MEMEBER
Remember how stanners creeped around Nuro’s business in real life and cased it out for security weakness while accusing him of attempted murder ? 

I MEMBER
https://web.archive.org/web/20220121011202/https://endchan.net/neetlyfe/res/3988.html
Kekked at my post about tfw no gf feels. If only I knew how good things were going to be.
The posting there is as I remember it being - fairly typical neet gen stuff. I don't what buro is on about. 
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FRM's mother has a possum piss in her roof.
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 >>/773431/
I'll be doing so shortly. Might grab some Brown Brothers as that is Webby approved.
 >>/773334/
Perfect time for a contemplative walk. I love the smell just after a hot summer rain. I don't like the heat in general but the rains that break the heat are always lovely.
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> FRM's mother has a possum piss in her roof.
She needs to trap it, relocate it, and fix the entry point.
The piss will come through the insulation and stain the ceiling if it hasn't already.
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Rocky (1976) on in 1 hour neets. It's time to be more than just another bum in the neighbourhood. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
Might put on Pink Floyd's "Money" at full volume and slump into my lounge chair after eating a handful of valium
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> your family 
Multiple relatives too. The reason he keeps calling IGA a "fatherless bitx boi" (the spelling is a gay discord meme) is because his father is the only relative that nuro is still in contact with. He thinks he has a good relationship with his father because his dad buy buys him a pub meal off the specials board once a year.
Remember how stanners gives people shit about families issuing restraining orders when stanners never had a proper family or a father ? 

I MEMBER
The moon still has that half shadow from the bottom but has moved to about 11oclock in its cycle.
Jupiter is in the north east.
 >>/773566/
You were banned first. I still have the screenshots. I left and served half my sentence voluntarily in peace because i have a life.

Meanwhile this is the only thing you got and i pray to god we tear it away from you after the all the damage you have caused you fucking scumbag.
 >>/773573/
I was never banned. You don't know who I am.
You were permabanned. You were meant to stay away but this board is the entirety of your human interaction as you've previously admitted.
Saturn is between Jupiter and the moon. From our perspective the flat earth with the firmament star chart changing above our heads, remembering time I am a fan of the flickering star beneath Orion. All these characters have been worshipped by men.  Jupiter is looking down at me saying what the fuck as I try to rewrite the experience I had looking at him. 
A solar emanation of the Indo-European sky father deus rather than the feminine earthly mother of the basic surroundings. 
The place we sit between the something or rather.
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You know who is even worse ? The last (2)  #BOs who enabled the mental patient to whom originally went by the name of Stanley / IGA

ChickenDinner and GoonDaddy asked for the job. They wanted some power. They got it.  Turns out while being the top dog has its perks IT ALSO COMES WITH SOME ACCOUNTABLILITY !

While in Charge ChickenDinner and Goondaddy bare the final responsibility as to the current sorry wretched grim state of the board. One had a terminal case of Autism and a chip on its shoulder, while the other was just lazy and a complete fuckup (no suprise)

So while stanners best belongs in Nambour mental hospital (a 10 minute drive from the caravan park ill pay for the uber) The board has really suffered from terrible administrative mismanagement.
I reckon the stars recall their view of you better than the moon. They're constant. They've viewed us through our whole evolution, the moon has only been in the sky since modern humanity has bewn around. Everything remembers it's surroundings. The universe knows itself. I wrote some stuff about Israel then deleted it. Jupiter.
I like how nuro just projects. You know exactly how he is doing based off what he says about others. He kept calling other neets poor and then became homeless. He then started this caravan park meme despite no evidence at all lol. 
This new suicide one is interesting. With any luck nuro will finally off itself and give the board some much needed peace.
The problem with BigUNNA banning nuro is that he fails to actually enforce it. Nuro always comes back and the mods allow it. They will need to make a sustained effort of banning it on sight for several months to truly stamp out this pajeet pest.
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Remember how Nuro took a photo of Stanner's phone number when he kept pranking the shop landline ?

Remember how Stanners then reported Nuro for doxxing for posting it like the little bitch he is ?

I MEMBER
Nuro is particularly uppity tonight. I guess he is embarrassed about that party or whatever being revealed as yet another lie...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12760207/JANA-HOCKING-evil-way-women-tricking-men-cheating-makes-feel-little-dirty-Ive-doing-months.html
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-19/types-of-indian-outfits-over-diwali-and-festive-occasions/103103664
fine clothing and nowhere to go poopoo
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We got yiros at the food court for lunch. He could only eat half of his and put the other half in his pocket and forgot about it until the garlic sauce leaked through the packaging. I didn’t know he had done this until the leak was discovered at home. I went into Big W with him not knowing about this pocket yiros.
rocky was an allegory about the struggle between working class italians and lumpenprole blacks in america's inner city
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The carpet cuts/tears easily because it is so worn, but the underlay still seems fairly strong and wants to tear rather than cut.
I don't need to take skirting off.
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windows cleaner is coming today, have to keep all my windows shut and the blinds closed so I don't make eye contact with him. Very dark and stuffy inside now
I have a dentist appointment at 10 o'clock. My first time there in many many years. Last time I went I was in school still.
I noticed some of my teeth have started turning brown so I made an appointment.
I had a very thorough shave and shower. Clean clothes ready too. I am not used to having strangers in such close proximity to me.
I'm feeling a bit nervous, but not as much as I would have when I was younger. I have mellowed with age. The anxiety has lessened. I am able to see life as a bit less serious now.
Today is just an examination and x-rays of my teeth, then they will tell me what work I need done. I hope I can afford it. I do not have insurance.
turns out the window washing doesn't happen until afternoon, been sitting in the darkness and choking to death on my own bodily emissions for hours for no reason
Ample time between meetings for a rushed rub. Not doing it. We'll see how long this next meeting goes.
A travesty.
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/politics/federal-government-set-to-cut-ndis-funding-for-autism/video/285d3d259a25873f825bf55f6a9f685b
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-20/autism-driving-licences-new-standards/103108100?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=link
Dropped some absolutely putrid farts at the shops. Rotten egg protein shake flavour. 
Just wish I had a missus to embarrass with them
The CP spam is going around on another small image board. It would be a good time for the vols to be on alert.
I am back from the dentist.
Everything went well. It turns out the brown on the teeth wasn't decay but rather something called "calculus" and they just cleaned it off with the water sprayer.
There were no signs of tooth decay anywhere. Nothing more needs to be done. They just recommend I come in every six months for a cleaning.
I am very relieved. I had been picturing the worst case scenarios - root canals, thousands of dollars worth of work needed.
They were all quite impressed at the good state of my teeth given my very long period without seeing a dentist. They don't even know the worst of it which is I went years without brushing my teeth at all back when I was younger.
I am very lucky.
 >>/773755/
> went years without brushing my teeth 
This sounds just like me. I hope I don't have any decay when I go in. What does it cost to see one? Can you do it on the medicare thing?
 >>/773757/
It cost me $360 for the clean and X-Rays.
Dentistry for adults is not covered by Medicare but some states have programs for concession card holders. Also apparently you can go to see student dentists at some places who will do it under supervision for free.
Reddit threads have good information on all this. I searched in my city's subreddit.
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This week, on womboflix...

On Wednesday we will be watching the tv show Carnivale (2003)
Set in the 1930s, it follows the lives of disparate groups of people in a traveling carnival. The show's mythology drew upon themes and motifs from traditional Christianity and gnosticism together with Masonic lore, particularly that of the Knights Templar order.

Then on Saturday, we have John Carpenter's They Live (1987) - about an unnamed drifter who discovers through special sunglasses that the ruling class are aliens concealing their appearance and manipulating people to consume, breed, and conform to the status quo via subliminal messages in mass media. Very /pol/.

Finally, on Sunday, James Bond stars in the murder-mystery Knives Out (2019)
My teeth feel weird against my tongue. There are separate teeth there now, with the calculus it was just like one smooth mass.
The fucking drakes website manages to be worse than the Coles one. That is impressive. Fucking monk could just about do a better job than this.
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/deputy-prime-minister-richard-marles-on-taxpayerfunded-trip-to-cricket-world-cup-final/news-story/4326531779a4bbdbe57ad2fa54943939
> Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles took a 2,000 kilometre round trip on a taxpayer-funded flight to watch the Cricket World Cup on Sunday in India.
> His latest VIP flight comes after revelations Mr Marles’ expenses for flights have totalled nearly $3.6 million this year.
> But taxpayers may never know a breakdown of the cost of the cricket trip because Mr Marles’ department has banned the publication of where ministers are flying on “security grounds”.
jeet charged me $100 for a new tyre because mine was 8 years old. Do they have to replace it? 

 >>/773755/
> I went years without brushing my teeth
Soap, shampoo, toothpaste, it's all a scam. 

 >>/773806/
> setlle
> Coles organic instant.
Wearing glasses is probably a scam as well 
Ancient man never wore glasses. I bet my eyesight would have just fixed itself if I wasn't forced into an optometrist.
 >>/773924/
Our eyesight would collectively be better if we didn't live the unnatural lives that we currently live. That applies to a lot of the afflictions we suffer from.
There is no bigger scam than dentists. They literally drill into your teeth, creating the holes that they then charge you to fix.
Classical music by film score composers sounds better than that done by "proper" composers, even the very famous ones.
 >>/773940/
He has spent too long imagining worse case scenarios. He had some blood in his stool and went straight to being certain he had cancer.

Weber please get the proper tests. It will not be as bad as you imagine it to be.
 >>/773942/
If he wasn't such a weak willed depressive blackpilled faggot he could have lost 40kg since last November and greatly improved his health 
I hope we see a right-wing political movement sweep the glove in the next 5 years so that he has something to train for
I can half read and play an octave by looking at the staff 
neets would better ask for autographs before I'll become the next beethoven
 >>/773977/
> There are now TWO ReadingComphrensionNEETS.
No. Just you:
> neets would better ask for autographs before I'll become the next beethoven
> i.e. a giant loser with liver damage from alcohol abuse
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 >>/773959/
you don't get the joke, do you? 
while he was alive he was broke as hell and had little to no accomplishments that a normal human might have (like most classical composers)  
he literally had no wood to heat his house during the winter
during the napolean war he hid in a basement 
towards the end of his life he couldn't find rent because he was writing on the walls, screaming and laughing late at nigh (but he still managed to write the ninth symphony while working on the tenth) 
we have no idea whether he fucked every single prostitute from viena or whether he died a virgin 
my respect for this son of a bitch is fucking unreal 
no bach piece will ever be able to transcend his 8th sonata 
the nigga starting going deaf at 28 and still managed to be one of the most prolific and influential composers who ever walked this earth (while also being the most well known) 
all while being a giant sperg 
one can only dream to reach his level in the next 10 lives 
so again, what I said came form a place of knowing and liking too much this person, and allowing myself too much freedom while talking about him, rather than not understanding what he left behind
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your wrong is wrong 
he was a god among men, and yet he had to compete with the italian retards of his day who couldn't shit anything half ahead of their time 
iirc he had 2 or 3 opera/orchestra plays during his lifetime 
all of which had been bug down by lazy ass performers who took advantage of the fact he was blind at the time
Just discovered autistic people lack bodily awareness. Couldn't work out what bodily awareness is, probably because I'm autistic. 

thought my immunity to poison was a superpower, turns out I'm disabled.
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😎 This.

Nuro just got back home from a ride. Have not posted all day. All other posts pretending to be me are just lies and falsehoods.

Stanners Needs to be locked up in a mental hospital or the board needs to be deleted. Whatever causes the most harm to the mental patient.
Bill hasn't shown himself yet.
I have had nothing to eat today besides a can of Rockstar at 9am and a bottle of wine.
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It's a hard habit to break if you spent the first half of your life doing that like clockwork.
I was hauled out of bed at 5am for piano practice five days a week, and same time saturday for swimming.
mildly amusing the commish's kid was killed by an imported pajeet
https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/fresh-details-emerge-as-dhirren-randhawa-appears-in-court/news-story/5be308e0626b0010c6d4de0a1e930778
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I falter by myself, but it only takes a day or two at Motherbat's to be back to 5am starts. Basically if I had a gf or wife I'd be up five mintues before the alarm went off.
Speaking of jewish medication for not-real illnesses, today is day 1 without seroquel. 
Didn't sleep that well last night, but anything is better than nothing, and still managed to get the tyre fixed and go to the gym
Tonight will be the true test. 4 valiums left. Last time I tried to quit the seroquel I was schitzing out at the end of day 1 but so far so good. 
Gonna get some anti-histamine sleeping tablets tomorrow and be free of the pharma-jew.
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JFC that sounds even worse than a possum. Never seen footage of these freaks until now, they were only ever a thing on a New Zealand 20-cent coin you'd occasionally come across.
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Because I've achieved so little today, I can just change the heading on my todo list from monday to tuesday and have it all prepped for tomorrow.
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I'm aware. Seroquel also acts as an anti-histamine (in the brain, not the body) which apparently is why its used as a sleep aid. 
Also links to cardiovascular disease. 
2024 is the year of only water and food consumption.
Bill has gone now.
I made him take me through the BWS drive-through for the second time tonight. Same girl served me again. I begrudgingly gave him one can of hard solo.

 >>/774098/
Skip gets picked up tomorrow. Wanted to max it out.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-20/miss-universe-australia-moraya-wilson-third-place/103125328
silly women
I must be an out of touch "boomer", I got no clue what a nuro or iga is or wtf half the shit being said in here...
 >>/774226/
He has been a nasty and unpleasant poster for several years. In particular I am still angry at him for what he said to the neet with the dying brother.
He has also threatened to kill me on several occasions - only sometimes because he mistook me for IGA.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2023-11-21/bat-contact-mating-cloacal-kiss-non-penetrative-reproduction/103118586
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tallcels SEETHING that they never get to experience joyfully swinging your feet back and forth while sitting in a chair that is too high for you
Possum, it's me, I'm Cruisey
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window
Possum, it's me, I'm Cruisey
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window
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Fucking 3 and a half or 4 hour sleep 
Woke up at 3:30 to piss and never made it back to land of nod 
Not happy jan. Still didn't bitch out and take a retard pill though. 
Restless leg syndrome. Gonna be a long day. 
Garn dolans for breakakakkeyyeyyyyeaaeaeyyey
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-21/the-uncomfortable-truth-about-immigration-rents-inflation/103128424
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Yeah. 
Abo voice defeated 
Immigration becoming increasingly debated 
Rise is anti-semitism online
War on 'woke' only growing traction over time

The overtun window is beginning to shift. Unfortunately all the discussion around immigration is economic. "Lets just slow it down for a little while to catch up". It needs to be both economic and cultural.
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I got a mighty mcmuffin meal and 2 extra hashbrowns. 
They put the mcmuffin into the bag sideways. It leaked grease into the bag and onto the car seat. How do they fuck everything up so routinely? 

At least there were plenty of tear and shares and apple crowns at coles

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