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Kate Bush Best Bush

Get those blood tests done please Weber.

Thick Angus marbling

 >>/774287/
Hot!

Uneasy lies the head that wears the apple crown. Juice dripping down their face. Ants attracted.

 >>/774287/
The effects of that will show up on his blood tests. But he still has to get them done.

what the fugg those local farm deals are like 1/4 the price of Coles. 
Shame there's only 1 in vic but it would be worth it.

 >>/774293/
> 1/4 the price of Coles
I didn't see any that cheap. Prices looked pretty similar.

Google reveals an apple crown is what I would have called an Apple danish.

 >>/774294/
There was one grain fed lamb for $16kg (carcass eeight). The good ones were 20-26 kg

Doubt I'll get the rub out of my head.

 >>/774298/
Have a wank.

 >>/774297/
> $16kg
Do you consider that a good price? You can buy legs of lamb for $10 a kilo and forequarter chops for $13 at supermarkets.

I bought an Aldi 700g plum pudding and a container of cream. Big executive feed coming up.

Good morning needs but especially Webby.

 >>/774305/
sir...

 >>/774305/
Good morning Sir.

rockmelon!

NIGGER

Shit and piss in my arse.

 >>/774311/
Vile.

 >>/774300/
16 was the primo price, i think i was thinking of the beef i was looking at

 >>/774315/
You don't have the freezer space. You need a chest freezer.

Do any of you browse raw?

GOG Galaxy downloads are so slow.

 >>/774318/
I have a 1.39TB torrent of all their games.

Good Morning Neets

 >>/774321/
Good day.

 >>/774317/
Sometimes when it's really hot.

Lost 45.
Put it on the sheet.

 >>/774329/
Only a few more spins and you would have made it all back.

Made a very good veg curry. 
Frozen curry leaf, frozen chillies, red onion, miscellany of reduced to clear and scrap vegetables. If it's got potato and cauliflower its fine. Used the $2 shan curry powder, which is ambiguously named but is actually a specific north Indian curry. 

Made 4 serves, but I eat two serves and no rice.

 >>/774331/
> no rice
I can't endorse that course of action. I am sorry.

My laptop arrived. It has windows 11 on it. I can’t believe they changed the start menu and they got rid of copy and paste.

 >>/774333/
> windows 11 
I used it for a couple of days and then went back to Windows 10.

 >>/774330/
Thats what I said after 25

 >>/774335/
You need to stay there all day if necessary to win it all back.

 >>/774336/
You dont know how to gamble and scoff at the idea that 10-15% win.

 >>/774337/
Think about what you're really gambling with.

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Just got home from the overnight herd. Having a blend 43 with no milk or sugar. grabbed a few things from aldi on the way home, they had two packs of dove roll on deoderant for cheap so I grabbed one.

 >>/774339/
> the overnight herd
Did you have an easy time of it?

thinking of getting back on the chockies

 >>/774341/
Get me that kit-kat block.

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what if cruisey is really a james bond tier gambler and not the loser we think he is and the mong herding business is merely there to launder his massive gambling wins?

 >>/774340/
Yeah it was a cruisey shift.

 >>/774331/
Why is jasmine and basmati so much more expensive than long grain?

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This week on womboflix...

Tomorrow night, we begin Carnivale -  an Oklahoma farm boy and a charismatic minister learn that they are key players in a proxy war being fought between Heaven and Hell.

Then on Saturday we have John Carpenter's They Live (1988) - They influence our decisions without us knowing it. They numb our senses without us feeling it. They control our lives without us realizing it. They live.

Finally, on Sunday, we are playing Knives Out (2019)

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 >>/774346/

 >>/774347/
I watched carnivale a long time ago when it was abc, I would have been 10 or 11. My mum and sister got into it too. I found it very unsettling but interesting as well.

 >>/774339/
Welcome back.

 >>/774304/
> Aldi
I'm thinking a half-price meatlovers from Dominos, and one of KFC's giant snack packs for lunch.

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 >>/774350/
I like the way you think. But a meal of that granduer really needs a dessert as a capstone. Any ideas?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tguCMT6D6ls

 >>/774333/
Lord almighty

 >>/774339/
> aldi
"I can't endorse that course of action. I am sorry."

 >>/774333/
we are living in the worst of all the possible timelines

I always enjoy talking to the chemist. Have to stop myself from sperging out and talking about receptors like a sperg 
Too much independent research

 >>/774351/
Tubs of Connoisseur ice-cream are half-price at Coles. One of those and a punnet of blackberries.

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 >>/774352/
> that Aussie wog accent

 >>/774352/
He's an absolute parasite.

 >>/774359/
dilate

> tfw I'll never own a toxic Shrek McDonald's cup

How are you Weber?

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 >>/774362/

Got back from the doctor. Woed.

 >>/774364/
bad news?

 >>/774365/
I have mortuus equus syndrome

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Played some more Mass Effect. Kept feeling how similar it was to Knight of the Old Republic, another rpg by the same company released a few years before it.

 >>/774366/
Get a second opinion.

Video games are for kids.

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 >>/774366/

 >>/774369/
I'm never getting a job and never getting a gf. Why bother growing up?

farts belong in the toilet

 >>/774372/
farts belong in other people's noses

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/sunrise-and-today-stars-all-in-tears-over-devastating-story/news-story/851b32d8e5ed14a01ca1df8f516007f3
they're getting some mileage out of this

 >>/774373/
it's the farts you share that prove you care

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/a-12yearold-girl-charged-with-murder-was-prostituted-out-for-as-long-as-a-year-but-police-ignored-multiple-pleas-for-help/news-story/2efb8ef4df76a4db269fc9a37d437696
> “What’s a 12-year-old doing with a 37-year-old at 2am in the morning, when this kid was in state care?”
another case solved by NEETs well over a week ago

Monk would you be willing to setup an imageboard for me? If you can't be fucked that's okay

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 >>/774377/

 >>/774377/
lol he didn't even set up wordpress correctly
all the links on your blog refer to the IP address not the hostname

garn shopping centre, you neets need anything?

 >>/774380/
Nah, we're good, thanks for asking.

 >>/774379/
oh I see that now. I won't complain though it works and he did it for free.

https://www.mamamia.com.au/how-to-get-multiple-orgasms/
Nadia is still alive. Different employer.

 >>/774383/
> Unlock unlimited access to the best content for women
did you subscribe to this?

 >>/774384/
nope, landed on it from some other shithole

 >>/774343/
Ask spreadsheet NEET.

 >>/774352/
 >>/774359/ 
I liked his walk through mt druit. 
He's an inner city dope pushing leb though and doesn't fit in in the suburbs

 >>/774356/
I bet they enjoy talking to you too

 >>/774387/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xhEPWMe1cwg
I think he's full of shit about his grandparents: Irish, French, Dutch, and Spanish. He's a mutt leb like you say.

 >>/774389/
Neglects to mention which middle eastern shitholes they came from though. Citizenship isn't the same as race.

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 >>/774366/
What?

 >>/774391/
something about flogging a dead horse

 >>/774377/
We need a new image. Pepe is no longer interesting. I vote for sassy from big lez. Or New threads need a new Australian personality. Can only be used once unless they're a meme variation on the originl one. Maybe. 
Need the monknet on the web server.

 >>/774392/
That was Shrek 2

having the tranny checked at 4pm

My doctor suddenly decided he’d bulk me from now on. Epic win. No one around for miles bulk bills here

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 >>/774393/
> Pepe is no longer interesting

Bought some chops from Weber's butcher. The rougher, younger looking guy served me but I was rude and left quickly.

 >>/774398/
> I was rude
Fuckin' rude.

 >>/774398/
> chops
What sort? What was the price per kilo?

In my head, I'm Don Fry

 >>/774401/
Moustache status?

 >>/774400/
Loins, and Greek herb forequarter. 
Both over 20, I think. I went there to check but didn't pay attention.

 >>/774401/
I'm Don Duck

 >>/774403/
you still didn't specify the meat

 >>/774379/
That is probably a wordpress setting 

 >>/774377/
I'll give it a go if I can get more than 4 hours sleep this week
I've installed tinyboard before

 >>/774404/
He was no mallard, that's all I'm going to say and lets leave it at that.

 >>/774403/
> didn't pay attention.
This guy walks around with his head in the clouds. Like a freakin' zombie.

 >>/774402/
In my head?

 >>/774405/
Lamb

Rub status?

 >>/774406/
Just looked it up. Looks like it actually is a setting.

 >>/774395/
pre-op?

 >>/774413/
Hope we get some before and after pics.

 >>/774411/
Did not attend.

 >>/774415/
It would have been a really good one today. You missed it.

I bought a frozen turkey leg to roast. Defrosting it now. Might start cooking it while it is still half frozen.

Hiding from the gardener.

 >>/774416/
Two for one special and giggles all round. The kiwi and strawberry platter afterwards.

 >>/774418/
Lawn mowing?

 >>/774417/
Unwise, the outside so go dry or the inside will end up raw

 >>/774417/
big binge coming up? you having roast taters and gravy too? cranberry sauce?

 >>/774420/
I don't know.

Going to have BEANS for dinner

 >>/774422/
No just the turker.

 >>/774418/
What's the butler up to?

 >>/774426/
Using the candlestick in the water closet

 >>/774427/
Well bantered.

A super executive caused a scene at Woolies today.
He was opening drinks and taking a sip and putting them back and then when he left he kept shouting "Are you having a good day today?" over and over at the top of his lungs.
The little brown old bastard in front of me at the lotto queue yelled at him to shut up but it was pretty stupid because he obviously wasn't going to do what some random person told him and if anything he might have become violent. Fortunately he didn't seem to notice and just kept walking out of the shopping centre.

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 >>/774429/
How super? Executives need categories, like hurricanes and earthquakes. Was he a category 10XL?

I bought 5 $1 scratchies. Only one of them was a winner. $2 prize.
Also entered tonight's Oz Lotto and tomorrow's lotto. Could only afford 6 games for tonight.
Going to build us that commune NEETs.

 >>/774430/
I would put him at 7XL size, the type an elderly neighbour would gossip about as a "big fella".

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 >>/774431/
james bond tier gambler

I am having a green dare (750ml) to cool down after doing my bodyweight squats, hand grips and calf raises.

 >>/774433/
I think the girl who served me was miring.

 >>/774434/
that is milk

 >>/774436/
Sugar milk.

 >>/774437/
not cooling fluid

 >>/774438/
It was cold.

 >>/774346/
The people in this picture look utterly fucked up and I don't think I will like it.

 >>/774440/
I thought the same thing.

Uhh monk? I tried changing the wordpress setting to domain and killed it. Now it loads nothing

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I am still on a bit of a glow from my dentist trip yesterday. A great weight has been lifted from me. I was certain my mouth was fucked.

 >>/774429/
Large and in charge

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She looks much more Slavic in this photo.

wanna nibble debiscuits

 >>/774445/
 >>/774446/
She's so long.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/new-coles-security-device-caught-in-action-by-melbourne-shopper/news-story/dd22ce2182530640a7fc848329cc403d

 >>/774449/
> an antitheft fog device
This is the sort of bizarre shit people have to resort to when we live in a society that doesn't adequately identify and punish criminals.

 >>/774450/
I don't get the point. It's only going to make it difficult for responders to see anything when they get there.

A certain ISP got legal advice on connecting the fire suppressant gas dump to the burglar alarm when they built a new datacenter. Apparently using it to kill somebody trying to steal servers was "not recommended".

 >>/774453/
She knew about his head when she married him. What a cunt.

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 >>/774446/

Poured a wine.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=diHj9g4HC9o
Back on the Hungarian lessons

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/appleton-wisconsin-firefighter-mitch-lundgaard-fatally-shot-during-emergency-call-procession-today-2019-05-16/
> Black criminal overdoses on a bus in Appleton, WI, and firefighters revive him with narcan. When police ask him about the bulge on his right hip, he pulls out a gun and kills the firefighter that saved his life.

 >>/774442/
Go to [domain]/wp-admin and change whatever setting back to default. 
You'll have to remove the www in the URL bar too.

 >>/774343/
why do they call him Cruisey?

 >>/774461/
They're not even fat.

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 >>/774393/
I agree. Pepe should be replaced with internet humor cats.

 >>/774459/
Um yeah I tried. It's fully broken. There's no css on the logon page and entering uname/pw just gives a broken error page

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

If you're gonna install Wordpress, boy
You gotta learn to do it right

 >>/774465/
Monk? No!

Every Wordpress admin knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what config to throw away
And knowin' what to keep

 >>/774466/
Thankfully there aren't many CVEs each year for it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eJ4i-QbXG54

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nFch8vH81ks

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Nuro in the house....

 >>/774468/
Well bantered.

I have put the turkey leg in the fridge to defrost. I will cook it tomorrow. Will drizzle it with a garlic butter.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8u8Ho_3VOBs

How do you neets cook your steaks? I've been thinking to get some sort of seasoning or adding garlic to mine. Don't know where to get good seasoning though.

 >>/774476/
I just use salt and pepper.

The Aldi bananas looked good but tasted bad.

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I think I might get one of pic related. Aldi Special Buy this Saturday. What do you NEETs think?

 >>/774476/
SPG
cook indirect until near done-ness, then direct sear
bit of butter on top

 >>/774476/
I just pan fry my steaks and finish them with lots of salt and pepper.

 >>/774482/
Looks good, Chef!

 >>/774483/
Its burnt.

 >>/774484/
Thanks, Big Fella. Unfortunately it was September last year when I cooked that one.

 >>/774485/
Post your elbow.

I should not have said it was burnt. That was rude of me. I am sorry NEET. It looks good.

the smoke alarm for the old lady next door has been going off for the past 10 minutes. I reckon the worst has happened.

 >>/774458/
around blacks, never relax

 >>/774489/
Maybe you should see if she is home or the house is on fire.

 >>/774489/
Knock on her door.

 >>/774489/
dont you look in on the old lady?

Every smoke alarm I have ever had went off just from normal cooking. So I always ended up deactivating them.

 >>/774479/
you'll ride it once or twice then it'll gather dust. You should buy food, at least you'll enjoy that

 >>/774491/
no, I have never spoken to any of my neighbours and would sooner die

 >>/774494/
Mine is evil enough to just go off at 3am for absolutely no reason.

 >>/774485/
Charring adds to the taste.

 >>/774486/
> it was September last year when I cooked that one
Oh well.

 >>/774496/
If your house is built eve-to-eve with hers and hers is on fire, you might be in luck.

 >>/774495/
> you'll ride it once or twice then it'll gather dust.
I have considered that possibility but I have been in the zone with workouts this year. Consistent lifting and daily walks too. I think I would get use out of the cycle.

 >>/774498/
If you ever come to BEST A, I will cook you a steak.

 >>/774497/
That would be scary.

 >>/774502/
It's not a fun way to wake up

The turkey leg was $9.50 for 1.4 kilos. Pretty cheap but chicken drumsticks are cheaper.

 >>/774497/
A classic sign of alien abduction. Just ignore it.

 >>/774504/
It's alright for something different.

 >>/774460/
He cruises public toilets looking for chance encounters with men (masculine presenting only).

If I was to get married I wouldn't have a best man or any groomsmen to invite. I'd also have to invite my mum and my step-mum which would be super awkward. 
The whole day would just be so stressful that I wouldn't enjoy it

 >>/774501/
Gonna hold you to your word.

 >>/774508/
You could just elope and not have a ceremony.

 >>/774510/
Few women would be up for that

 >>/774510/
Thats equivalent to a poofter marriage; not real.

The alarm is still going off. Most vexing.

They start planning this shit in primary school

 >>/774513/
You should go in and see if shes alive 
The jewellery is typically ontop of their dresser

 >>/774508/
you'd also have to get...what are they called...oh yeah, a girl

People with hearing aids can't hear smoke alarms, the pitch is too high. 
Go over and knock on her door neet, she's probably burned somthing

I'm not talking to strangers, no matter what

 >>/774515/
kek

 >>/774513/
Knock on that door. You are embarrassing yourself here.

 >>/774482/
 >>/774483/
Looks delicious. well done ( pun intended )

Someone made a steak for me once and it was the best i've ever had. juicy tender and delicious. He put it in the oven for 10-15 minutes and mixed butter in with the oil. then he used a spoon and tilted the fry pan to spoon the oily butter onto the steaks. I thought you were supposed to use barely any oil but he used heaps and it turned out to be the best ever.

 >>/774522/
Pro chefs say that the reason restaurant food tastes so good is they put as much butter and fat into it as they can.

 >>/774522/
I could go a steak deep fried in kfc coating

 >>/774522/
That's what the butter and rosemary and oil was in the pan for here  >>/774482/
Gave it the occasional baste toward the end.

the olive oil stops the butter burning up and going bitter

 >>/774525/
That was a lot of butter for one steak.

 >>/774526/
Fellas quite bitter for olive.

 >>/774527/
a fair bit evaporates or boils down during a long cook
some people would have continued to spoon butter over the cut slices when it was plated, but that would be too much for me

 >>/774482/
How much did that cost?

 >>/774530/
It was expensive in 2022 dollars, I can't imagine what it would cost now.
Oh fuck me: https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-no-added-hormone-beef-tomahawk-steak-approx.-900g-3582547

 >>/774520/
no, I think I'll sit in my room and just post about it. Later I might go out and check if the building is on fire.

 >>/774532/
The smoke will have killed her long before the flames are coming out the roof

 >>/774528/
I'd cook her a steak too.

 >>/774534/
This is good and bad.
Good: girls are often iron deficient
Bad: girls often have trouble pooping

 >>/774535/
Add beans.

Games are so slow to download through GOG.

I hate how slow GOG games are to download.

 >>/774537/
 >>/774538/
Fuck I'm a retard.

I've never cooked myself a nice steak 
Always the cheaper stuff from coles

 >>/774541/
Next year will be the year of experimentation. Your to do list will be to make yourself a good steak.

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have any neets tried those new salted caramel christmas puddings at woolies? They caught my eye today

2024 will be another year of acceptance.
The first thing we will need to accept is we did the initial year of acceptance wrong.
We will do it right in 2024. Accept everything and be happy despite it. There is no change. There is no improvement.

 >>/774543/
No I haven't but my Aldi plum pudding was too sweet. Yuck. I scraped most of it in the bin.

 >>/774544/
Smart.

 >>/774546/
I did not end up with this life by being dumb, that is for sure.

This Aldi exercise bike ad is an absolute TRIP. Is it like this to be ironic?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYZ4m35D-pI

 >>/774545/
> I scraped most of it in the bin
The slurry splattered on top of what is left of my life in the bottom there. With Cruisey's pile of aged dog shit.

Do you NEETs reckon I will have to get to Aldi early to get one of those bikes?
I do not like the thought of being one of those normies that queues up for an Aldi Special Buy. My dignity may not permit it.

 >>/774550/
You'll probably still be with the Police explaining why you didn't see if the old bird next door was OK.

 >>/774482/
Nice steak.

 >>/774552/
They will be able to tell he is mentally ill and incapable.

Just sat jobsmax web tutorial.

Dear God, the crayoneaters these people must have to deal with. Half the process seemed to exist soley to weed out illegal immigrants. 
Fuck my life neets, I passed quadratic algebra yet I work with nyen who can't speak English, john who eats crayons and meth addicts who are on bail.

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Been looking at getting an SSD drive and MSY just sent their Black Friday email. They went all out.

 >>/774557/
you would simply misuse it to stream boong porn at high speed

 >>/774558/
No, the 4Tb drive I have is one of those stupid SMR drives that is dogshit for anything other than write-once archiving

 >>/774557/
> MSY
I went into their store once and it was all Chinks working there who spoke no English.

 >>/774560/
welcome to the future

 >>/774557/
lol

 >>/774561/
Should I start learning to speak Chinese?

 >>/774560/
Yeah I used to go to MSY mitcham a lot and it was all asians there too

 >>/774560/
It used to be really good like that as whilst their customer service was basically non-existent, their prices were really cheap. These days they speak English but aren't as good as they used to be.

 >>/774564/
Which NEET are you?

MSY is fine if you know exactly what you want and how to use it. Avoid like the plague otherwise.

 >>/774565/
You used to have to download a PDF of their pricelist and it was hard to read.

 >>/774568/
Yeah, it was optimised for printing as they'd give them out for free in store.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12772871/Popular-butter-sold-Australia-urgently-recalled-fears-cause-illness-not-eat.html

Aped rape.

test?

 >>/774572/
icles!

 >>/774483/
 >>/774482/
Flipping heck

 >>/774479/
I think you could find cheaper and better online

 >>/774576/
 >>/774577/
I find that content very distressing.

 >>/774575/
It is all too hard. Just want to go to Aldi and pop one in the trolley. Otherwise it turns into a massive research operation.

 >>/774578/
 >>/774566/

 >>/774580/
I am DistressedNEET, and that does not just refer to my fashion sense (distressed look jeans and leather jacket).

 >>/774576/
 >>/774577/
A VIM.

 >>/774566/
I don't have a name yet

 >>/774583/
> yet
Are you in the market for one? I will think of one for you. Tell me a few things about yourself and your NEET persona please. Mention a few of your more notable posts and story arcs.

 >>/774584/
Eh I would but i'm not very iconic. name's seem to either be for funposting or dramas. I started using ausneets back in like 2017 then forgot about it for ages then came back in 2021 when i remembered it. i can't remember what site it was hosted on, maybe 8chan?

 >>/774585/
Sus cunt

 >>/774585/
Nuro invented ausneets with hot wheels on 4chna

 >>/774585/
I am not going to lie to you NEET, based on that post any name I would come up for you would not be very flattering.

 >>/774587/
It is best not to mention him or the other one when things are quiet.

 >>/774586/
fuck off
 >>/774588/
I don't really want a name anyway.

SusNEET wants to know

 >>/774590/
> fuck off
I think he was just bantering with you NEET.

Can any of you recommend a cheap prepaid mobile phone service? It is for a GPS tracker.
I purchased a $7.50 sim from some mob called Lebara based on some shit I red on OzBargains and the like. Received the SIM the other day, but cannot activate it with either their website or their shitty app. Online support isn't available, so I've asked PayPal for a refund of the $7.50.

 >>/774593/
aldi phone plans are pretty cheap

 >>/774593/
Dodo is cheap. amaysim too.
Do you want to be able to make calls, or just want data?

 >>/774594/
I thought that originally, but I read they had discontinued something or were suspending services used with GPS trackers.
Just googled and their own website says to fuck off:
https://www.aldimobile.com.au/blogs/using-and-managing-your-service/can-i-use-an-aldimobile-sim-in-medical-and-personal-alarms-property-alarms-gps-and-tracking-devices
> Our service/SIM is suitable for use in mobile phones or tablets only and should not be used in alarms, medical alarms, GPS, tracking devices and the like. This use is prohibited in our Acceptable Use Policy and Terms and Conditions.

 >>/774595/
> Do you want to be able to make calls, or just want data?
The tracker website says you need a sim/service that is voice/sms/data capable.

 >>/774596/
Obviously if they can't make money off your phone browsing history or snoop on your voice calls they don't want to know you.

 >>/774597/
Look into the $10 a month Dodo one. Or the small Kogan 12 month plan.

 >>/774354/
Its cheap neet.

Bought fruit chutney, pickled onion and mayo to go with ham.

 >>/774599/
The Dodo $10 plan looks alright if what they say is true about data just being shaped to 256k once you use the 2Gb.

 >>/774601/
I am quite partial to ham lettuce and mayo sangas

 >>/774483/
 >>/774482/
Well cooked neet. Do you mind if I pinch a slice?

 >>/774601/
> fruit chutney
Just what I recommended.

 >>/774603/
add a few tomato slices, slice of cheese and a bit of mustard under the ham and its perfect.

 >>/774603/
I got the last jar of Hellmann's mayo that was 50% off.

 >>/774607/
bargain

I hate how the wagies take down the discounted price labels early on the last day of the weekly catalogue specials.

 >>/774609/
Its a cunt of a job to remove all the tickets. Woolies at least never provided any extra staff or hours to get it done. So you had do it during trade hours. Woolies were horrible cunts to work for.

 >>/774609/
They will still scan at the discounted price.

 >>/774587/
I remember he tried to revise his origin story from went-to-8chan-because-it-was-on-the-news-after-Tarrant to was-there-from-the-beginning and claimed he had been in extensive contact with hotwheels but turned against him lol.

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 >>/774448/
LOOOONG GIRL

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I get excited when the new catalogues come out each week.

 >>/774455/
Not a pejorative in this case.

 >>/774614/
LonelyOldLadyWhoWishesHerGrandkidsWouldVistMoreNEET.

 >>/774476/
I mostly cook them in dreams because I can't afford steak.

 >>/774614/
I download them all on Monday nights.
Back in the old days I used to keep a keen eye out on the letterbox on Tuesdays.

 >>/774617/
I can afford steak but it is smarter not to buy it these days.

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Me on the left.

I bought a game off ubisoft. They charged me for it but the site is acting as though I haven't bought it. What should I do?

 >>/774620/
You are not the easter bunny.

 >>/774620/
Did you fart?

 >>/774621/
Threaten them

 >>/774621/
email them or talk to a chatbot if available.

 >>/774621/
Leave a one star review with racism included for no reason.

 >>/774622/
A good home neet would recognise that is Peter Rabbit.

 >>/774626/
> for no reason

 >>/774627/
I am talking about who is under the suit.

 >>/774556/
> yet I work with nyen who can't speak English

Thinking about that time a neet was complaining about the banners being low quality and every example he posted was made by me.

 >>/774631/
Did you think they were good banners before being confronted with the hard truth?

Worthless n'wah.

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My friend got a boneless spicy box from kfc. The mongs gave him this. These were the pieces he got.

 >>/774632/
I still think they're pretty good.

My arse is boneless.

 >>/774634/
They are risking executive rage handing out those pigeon pieces.

 >>/774635/
Was one of them that drink driving one?

 >>/774636/
I had my fishmonger debone you.

 >>/774634/
Is he going to smoke them? I had not heard about that KFC technique.

 >>/774566/
 >>/774584/
Stop trying to profile everyone you weirdo.

 >>/774593/
You need to get over her already NEET.

 >>/774638/
nyet

 >>/774641/
I've got you profiled as rude and a buzzkill.

 >>/774642/
lol.

 >>/774641/
Dan racially profiles customers.

 >>/774605/
You did didn't you. I got Rosella brand.

I was going to recommend the Demon Slayer movie for womboflix but I think NEETs wouldn't give it a fair chance and would unfairly shit on it just to prove they aren't anime fags.
Not mature enough to handle it.

 >>/774646/
The iron bar doesn't discriminate, it is just a coincidence all the fatalities have been black.

 >>/774640/
the forbiden zinger crust cone

 >>/774647/
> Rosella brand
A good Australian company.

 >>/774647/
> Rosella brand
Good neet, my grannybot would approve.

 >>/774634/
> My friend 
what is that like?

 >>/774653/
He probably means proteinNEET.

 >>/774654/
I thought they had a lovers' tiff?

 >>/774612/
Kek didn't know that

 >>/774657/
If buro had a kiwifarms thread it'd reach to at least 50 pages. There have been so many lies that it is difficult to keep track of them.

 >>/774659/
based kind to self neet

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-21/act-wombat-rescued-yerrabi-pond-woman-in-kayak-ian-thorpe/103133288

I didn't win OzLotto. I'm sorry NEETs. I got three numbers total.

 >>/774587/
Accurate

 >>/774662/
Nobody did. It's $30m next Tuesday.

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 >>/774662/
never mind neet, I'm sure with your gambling skills you'll win it all back tomorrow

 >>/774664/
 >>/774665/
I'll be back next week. I'd better buy more games this time. 6 wasn't enough.

might have a quadruple dare and go to bed

 >>/774667/
just go to bed

 >>/774664/
Well that sucks. I won $12 on last weeks Powerball and put it all on tonight's game.

wasted the evening playing mass effect. At least I enjoyed it.

 >>/774669/
next time get nuro to help you pick the numbers

 >>/774667/
Not the right option just before bed.

 >>/774670/
If you enjoyed it then it wasn't a waste.

maybe we should start our own lottery to raise funds for the neet compound - become the jew rather than the jewed

We need to treasure anything that we can still enjoy.
The list of things I can enjoy gets smaller and smaller every day.
The old things fall from the list and nothing replaces them.

okay what if I have a mondster and go to bed?

 >>/774676/
have a nice chocolate milk

 >>/774677/
I dont have any choggy milk

 >>/774676/
Have a glass of water. And brush your teeth.

 >>/774676/
Planning on stay awake?

why haven't the tuesday bonbichungus tit pics dropped yet

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 >>/774680/

 >>/774680/
I don't sleep well at the best of times.

eating my feelings away

 >>/774684/
What are you snacking on, NEET?

 >>/774685/
mcvitie's dark chocolate digestives with milk

 >>/774681/
I don't know. We have no contact with bonbi.

 >>/774683/
So adding Monster to it sounds like a good idea?

 >>/774687/
he might as well try

 >>/774686/
oooh
noice

 >>/774681/
I deleted my simpcity account.

 >>/774670/
I remember I killed all the krogans and wrex was pissed at me.

 >>/774686/
Can I have one?

 >>/774675/
what do you currently enjoy neet?
what don't you enjoy anymore?

 >>/774686/
Good choice.

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 >>/774692/
i just ate them all

 >>/774687/
I don't have contact with any femalses