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Made a very good veg curry. 
Frozen curry leaf, frozen chillies, red onion, miscellany of reduced to clear and scrap vegetables. If it's got potato and cauliflower its fine. Used the $2 shan curry powder, which is ambiguously named but is actually a specific north Indian curry. 

Made 4 serves, but I eat two serves and no rice.















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This week on womboflix...

Tomorrow night, we begin Carnivale -  an Oklahoma farm boy and a charismatic minister learn that they are key players in a proxy war being fought between Heaven and Hell.

Then on Saturday we have John Carpenter's They Live (1988) - They influence our decisions without us knowing it. They numb our senses without us feeling it. They control our lives without us realizing it. They live.

Finally, on Sunday, we are playing Knives Out (2019)




























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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/sunrise-and-today-stars-all-in-tears-over-devastating-story/news-story/851b32d8e5ed14a01ca1df8f516007f3
they're getting some mileage out of this


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https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/a-12yearold-girl-charged-with-murder-was-prostituted-out-for-as-long-as-a-year-but-police-ignored-multiple-pleas-for-help/news-story/2efb8ef4df76a4db269fc9a37d437696
> “What’s a 12-year-old doing with a 37-year-old at 2am in the morning, when this kid was in state care?”
another case solved by NEETs well over a week ago

















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 >>/774377/
We need a new image. Pepe is no longer interesting. I vote for sassy from big lez. Or New threads need a new Australian personality. Can only be used once unless they're a meme variation on the originl one. Maybe. 
Need the monknet on the web server.




































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A super executive caused a scene at Woolies today.
He was opening drinks and taking a sip and putting them back and then when he left he kept shouting "Are you having a good day today?" over and over at the top of his lungs.
The little brown old bastard in front of me at the lotto queue yelled at him to shut up but it was pretty stupid because he obviously wasn't going to do what some random person told him and if anything he might have become violent. Fortunately he didn't seem to notice and just kept walking out of the shopping centre.


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I bought 5 $1 scratchies. Only one of them was a winner. $2 prize.
Also entered tonight's Oz Lotto and tomorrow's lotto. Could only afford 6 games for tonight.
Going to build us that commune NEETs.





















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A certain ISP got legal advice on connecting the fire suppressant gas dump to the burglar alarm when they built a new datacenter. Apparently using it to kill somebody trying to steal servers was "not recommended".






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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/appleton-wisconsin-firefighter-mitch-lundgaard-fatally-shot-during-emergency-call-procession-today-2019-05-16/
> Black criminal overdoses on a bus in Appleton, WI, and firefighters revive him with narcan. When police ask him about the bulge on his right hip, he pulls out a gun and kills the firefighter that saved his life.










































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 >>/774495/
> you'll ride it once or twice then it'll gather dust.
I have considered that possibility but I have been in the zone with workouts this year. Consistent lifting and daily walks too. I think I would get use out of the cycle.








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If I was to get married I wouldn't have a best man or any groomsmen to invite. I'd also have to invite my mum and my step-mum which would be super awkward. 
The whole day would just be so stressful that I wouldn't enjoy it














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Someone made a steak for me once and it was the best i've ever had. juicy tender and delicious. He put it in the oven for 10-15 minutes and mixed butter in with the oil. then he used a spoon and tilted the fry pan to spoon the oily butter onto the steaks. I thought you were supposed to use barely any oil but he used heaps and it turned out to be the best ever.






















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2024 will be another year of acceptance.
The first thing we will need to accept is we did the initial year of acceptance wrong.
We will do it right in 2024. Accept everything and be happy despite it. There is no change. There is no improvement.






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Do you NEETs reckon I will have to get to Aldi early to get one of those bikes?
I do not like the thought of being one of those normies that queues up for an Aldi Special Buy. My dignity may not permit it.






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Just sat jobsmax web tutorial.

Dear God, the crayoneaters these people must have to deal with. Half the process seemed to exist soley to weed out illegal immigrants. 
Fuck my life neets, I passed quadratic algebra yet I work with nyen who can't speak English, john who eats crayons and meth addicts who are on bail.





























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 >>/774584/
Eh I would but i'm not very iconic. name's seem to either be for funposting or dramas. I started using ausneets back in like 2017 then forgot about it for ages then came back in 2021 when i remembered it. i can't remember what site it was hosted on, maybe 8chan?








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Can any of you recommend a cheap prepaid mobile phone service? It is for a GPS tracker.
I purchased a $7.50 sim from some mob called Lebara based on some shit I red on OzBargains and the like. Received the SIM the other day, but cannot activate it with either their website or their shitty app. Online support isn't available, so I've asked PayPal for a refund of the $7.50.



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 >>/774594/
I thought that originally, but I read they had discontinued something or were suspending services used with GPS trackers.
Just googled and their own website says to fuck off:
https://www.aldimobile.com.au/blogs/using-and-managing-your-service/can-i-use-an-aldimobile-sim-in-medical-and-personal-alarms-property-alarms-gps-and-tracking-devices
> Our service/SIM is suitable for use in mobile phones or tablets only and should not be used in alarms, medical alarms, GPS, tracking devices and the like. This use is prohibited in our Acceptable Use Policy and Terms and Conditions.
















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 >>/774587/
I remember he tried to revise his origin story from went-to-8chan-because-it-was-on-the-news-after-Tarrant to was-there-from-the-beginning and claimed he had been in extensive contact with hotwheels but turned against him lol.




































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I was going to recommend the Demon Slayer movie for womboflix but I think NEETs wouldn't give it a fair chance and would unfairly shit on it just to prove they aren't anime fags.
Not mature enough to handle it.



























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We need to treasure anything that we can still enjoy.
The list of things I can enjoy gets smaller and smaller every day.
The old things fall from the list and nothing replaces them.


































































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/boys-at-schoolies-guzzling-vetoed-hard-solo-as-gold-coast-bottle-shops-ravaged/news-story/87a29de1e2b5d0bdb60394d4ef15c5ce
> Nereus Fell, a senior staff member at the BWS liquor store on Cavill Ave, said the shop was selling roughly 240 four-packs every 20 minutes.











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 >>/774752/
Where they come in handy is if you've done a shitload of manual labour and are hot and sweaty and want something to quench your thirst and take the pain away really quickly. You can throw down a four pack in five minutes.


















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saw a massive executive at the bakery this morning - this guy wasn't a unit, he was more like a whole army. Must have weighed close to 200kg. He ordered a sausage roll, a steak pie, and a family sized pizza roll. For breakfast. But I worry that even that wouldn't be enough to sustain his bulk. Maybe it was his second breakfast.















































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An electrician told me that modern bulbs use so little electricity that the wear and tear on them from turning them off and back on again all the time ends up costing you more in premature replacement than just letting them run all the time.





























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I have been making better progress on my lifts since switching to doing just one exercise a day.
I used to do several different lifts on the same day, then take days off. I have now established that that was worse for progress. Less exercises per day, but no days off, that is working much better for me.






















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I went to one of those Subways in a petrol station. The Subway girl kept staring at me intently every time she asked a question.
Then outside some derro looking cunt started walking towards me like he was going to steal my sandwich or rob me or something and then he turned around and started running across the petrol station and onto the road.































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/new-report-highlights-everyday-racism-toward-aboriginal-australians-with-toddler-called-a-slur-at-playground/news-story/4843a9b99f843521e55571c62a9ac60e


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 >>/774903/
I did but it still takes them a while to clear it. MagyarMate was threatening to take /neetlyfe/ away from Stanley because he wasn't moderating the board properly but imissfather's failure to enforce the global rules is fine apparently.







































































































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 >>/775006/
Make a cheeky comment about it somewhere in the report so if it comes back to you have mentioned the possibility that report is not comprehensive in scope.
What they have done is worse than arguing about the results/interpretation afterwards.























































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We will be watching Carnivale tonight - I've never seen it, but wikipedia tells me it's a mystery/dark fantasy with a bleak atmosphere with elements of the surreal in portraying struggles between good and evil and between free will and destiny. Or something.  1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix























































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 >>/775110/
Actually 4chan needs to be targeted.
Going to other small chans just create unfriendly rivalry, anger and jealousy.
But the Anons on 4chan has to be presented with options and not a specific chan, they should be told there are alternatives, all having their pros and cons.
The worst of 4chan won't go anywhere else tho, they are too much a spergs to accept change.

 >>/775114/
Middle Eastern women after considerable amount of plastic surgery?






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 >>/775119/
Doesn't really matter.
On normienet (like twitter or reddit) they have to be presented with the idea of the relative merits of anonymity, and content unbound by overmoderation happening on their type of social media. Ofc for normies it's harder because they do everything for kudos, recognition, social status.




























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 >>/775145/
Because not a specific board needs to be presented but the idea of imageboards. Especially the ones like this where they can create their own boards and talk about topics they are interested in without the need to censor themselves to be heard.
With time they'll wander about and look into other boards. Curiosity and some forbidden fruits and the possibility that doing that without exposing themselves to the judgement of society will do their job.

























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 >>/775143/
That was an incredibly cringe time. He felt like we were all his 'bros' and that all imageboards were somehow an extension of 4/pol/. 
Remember when he even used to wear a pepe pin on his bag? My god the cringe of it all



























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 >>/775194/
Ausneets have well defined rules. What I post here fits.
You are trying to paint be as a hypocrite by inflating the issue out of proportion. In fact create an issue from a non-issue. You were posting off-topic stuff and you got reminded that you were on the wrong board for that. Mildest "moderation" ever.

 >>/775196/
Got complaints from particular board in the past. We only ever did what was sensible.




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The thing with nuro is that he is at bottom - a failed normie. He wishes he had a wife, a job, a house etc. but he has failed to achieve any of these things and is all cut up about it. Some neets are, in material terms, not doing much better than him (eg. IGA) but are reasonably content to live the neetlyfe. Nuro despises it yet lives it due to his own fucked up nature.
He likes to use the board for escapist fantasy. He can pretend he is some successful normie with a job, a gf, lots of friends and money etc. I guess IGA acts as a mirror. He hates him because he sees himself in him, IGA reminds nuro of what he himself is. This is more or less what he admitted in the open love letter to IGA.


























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Cruisey abducted me at gunpoint and took me to a small tin shed where he forced me to do cocaine and watch Woody Allen movies with him for 96 hours once.
I have never been the same since.






































































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