/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/776255/
It might be time to get yourself a motorised scooter. There is no stigma any more.

 >>/776254/
Everyone gets more than they deserve

 >>/776257/
Cruisey comment.

When did black friday sales become a thing in Australia neets? I was just down at the local shopping centre, was the busiest I've ever seen things.

 >>/776207/
> Pending a reference check
If you gave the neet council as your reference you can sleep in on Monday. They make sure nobody ever leaves the crab bucket.

 >>/776259/
Australians just have to embrace every shitty thing to come out of the USA (except 1st and 2nd Ammendment)

 >>/776259/
We copy all American trends eventually. It happens faster now because of Social Media.
Are there any good bargains today? I have not seen any. Often they raise the price just before they discount it. Scam.

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 >>/776236/
fucking based micks know how to cause mischief aye

 >>/776263/
Cruisey on the left.

 >>/776262/
I don't know - but there were lines of people outside of all the fancy handbag and jewelry stores. I was just there for a milkshake - although it was the most challenging to get milkshake I've ever had in my life.

 >>/776208/
They're literal communists. Of course they will say they aren't white because they despise whites.

 >>/776255/
you should get a monocle

Cruisey tried to recruit me into the struggle of the agrarian proletariat once.

Put in for a job. Think I might just get back on the dole.

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 >>/776236/

Found a youtube pajeet who's too useful to ignore but too accented to understand.

 >>/776270/
DSP is the place to be.

 >>/776272/
There might be subtitles.

 >>/776274/
smart

I'm gay

 >>/776276/
Hot!

 >>/776276/
That is okay NEET.

 >>/776269/
Its always been your choice, complain and be a hippy thinking you deserve or submit to the cruisemogging and be a winner.

Dad is outside talking to the neighbour. They're both ranting about immigrants and the weak justice system. Very right-wing rhetoric about western demographics.
Based

 >>/776129/
You need a mobility scooter.

 >>/776276/
 eye gee gay ? 

faaaaaaarrrkkk

custeomer rippe d a =FAT SJHIT== 

going to be huffingg that one all nihgt long !

 >>/776280/
Ive had two of those, both mong conversationalists.
Tried to explain that sihks arent muslim but gave up.

 >>/776284/
They're still ragheads though.

Possum had a heated gamer moment in front of Cruisey's inlaws once.

Might redistribute gophers with bus hydraulics and bariatric pressure cussions with high quality heat saver boxes, big enough for three zinger boxes.

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 >>/776283/
> =FAT SJHIT==

ahhhhhhhh failure just like in real life

I don't understand this place anymore. I suspect it's full of zoomers now.

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 >>/776289/
Nuro is too pillbrained to write properly. The fact he has whatever learning difficulties he was diagonosed with at school probably doesn't help. He had a massive tantrum last night and will probably continue today.

 >>/776291/
I should hope not with nuro and tiffin here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tnboohDM3ug

Motherbat didn’t realise today’s ultrasound was internal.

 >>/776296/
They should have explained it to her better.

Two young ladies knocked on my door to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ.
There was an attractive brown one (pacific islander maybe) and a horrible white one.
I told them I was not interested then the horrible white one told me she was sorry for waking me up. I have been up since 8am thank you. Rude.

I really should stop answering the door. Nothing good ever comes of it. If I am not expecting a delivery or a visitor I may as well just ignore it.
I can't see who is there from any of the windows. I have to open the door which is very poor design.

 >>/776298/
> sorry for waking me up
She noticed your erection and assumed it was morning wood.

Going to just drink and feel sorry for myself.

 >>/776300/
These were young ladies of God they do not know about morning wood.

 >>/776301/
Get that mobility scooter.

 >>/776303/
I only weigh about a third of what nuro does so a mobility scooter is not needed yet.

> Keep wondering how the aliens in Aliens could've cut the power. Hudson was right, they're just animals.

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