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I sat behind this chad 20 year old with his hot girlfriend and a few of their other friends. As soon as I saw them, I didn't like them. He was a very sociable and likeable person when he talked to me and I was just seething or something. He had a gay moustache and I think earrings. One of the friends had a dangly earring, and was a dude. I'm out of touch. Looked like op shop clothes. I couldn't work out what was going on.
















This story was enjoyable to read. Highlights include
> Should we confront my FIL about his spending? (He has 13 TVs)  
>  >”If also if they don’t spend enough time with him or listen to his stories they are called “Muppets”. Staff and Stores with Muppets are then blacklisted for 2 months as punishment. He will then revisit these stores, down the track to retest them. He thinks by then that staff who failed his tests will be fired.
>  >TV 13 the Ranger TV came about, not long after. He travelled out west and stayed in a 2-star motel for a night. In the room, he checked the TV and found it could not get all channels, also the picture quality was not up to his standard. He had a meltdown; it was so stressful that he did not sleep properly
>  >He made the poor owner get a ladder out and took him up on the roof to give him a lesson in TV antennas. However, he was a bit concerned the owner did not get it. He left in a huff, telling the owner it was costing him a lot of business and he would never stay there again
>  >Each time he buys a new TV, he makes many calls to his insurance company to tell them about the new TV. This is to boost his Content’s coverage. He also has someone on the line to listen to his stories about the other TVs he owns,
>  > He is not planning to stop anytime soon, he is thinking about a new TV for Christmas, to watch the Boxing Day test. He also mentioned “Mate, there are now 8K TVs and I will need to replace all of these TVs over the next few years to stay up to date” 
https://old.reddit.com/r/AusFinance/comments/183hmcs/should_we_confront_my_fil_about_his_spending_he/

Reminds me of:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbsCX_-o6n0









https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/death-row-inmates-chilling-last-words-before-execution/news-story/97eea31e882cbb7ea181566be072f565
> “It’s not lost on me that a habitual abuser of women is carrying out this procedure”
pretty based last words




















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 >>/777344/
I dont see any metrics !

 >>/777350/
i bought this up a year ago, the job is thankless 

 >>/777355/
it means aurora borealis 

the 4am choof thismorning went horribly. did not knock me out, wasted time on you tube, got some shitty 30 minutes chunks of sleep and now feel sketchy bent for the rest of the morning. i really needed comfy. woe

Morning Neets






There was a very well done scene in one of the Mad Mens I watched last night.
A reformed gooner has a drink in front of him that he is battling with and the facial expressions before and the look of relief when he gives in and drinks were so well done.










 >>/777372/
Moofie night attendance is fairly random - some of John Carpenter's movies, like Escape From New York and They Live were highly popular, while others, which I felt were just as good - Big Trouble In Little China, Vampires, and The Thing, weren't very popular with neets. I suspect it's just a matter of how many neets are sober enough to be awake on Saturday evening.


















I downloaded the Ground app, it shows how different media outlets portray the news.
You scroll up and down through stories and left and right between the media mobs.
I would have liked this years ago but now I dont care about the news.
The only real downside is tht their left/right gradient is based on yank interpretations.













I can feel that the spin bike has given my arms a workout as well as my legs. Just leaning a little bit forwards and gripping the handlebars has been a bit of a strain for this NEET.






































 >>/777440/
I used to ride my pushbike back from the pub years ago and there was one stretch next to a park with almost no streetlights and a curve in the curb that I would crash into every time.
A few times I even thought fuck that curbs coming up then crashed.








Bill asked to go to Vilis at 11.15. I got a cheeseburger, not realising it came with chips, and a choggy milk. Bill got a goulash pie, a custard berliner, an egg nog, and a can of rainbow sherbet mother.






















https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12774437/The-deadly-art-sniper-Ukrainian-marksman-claims-record-assassination-2-6-miles-incredible-long-range-kills-Taliban-fighter-taken-8-120ft-five-ISIS-fanatics-blown-suicide-vest-hit.html
Orc telling lies



































 >>/777507/
Same. First day of work after a year of NEETing tomorrow. Not excited. 
Can just imagine it now. The sound of forklifts, the texture of cardboard boxes. Womens conversations. Lower back pain. The grim, silent countdown of minutes until the end of a 20 minute lunch break. 
Woe, woe unto thee.





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Just returned from the shops. I swear after an overcast week every-single-Queenslander is losing their minds. We just dont function without sunlight. Many sad faces. Yound sluts everywhere tho.

-filled up with BP ultimate
-got a quarter pounder (burger only)
-got the expensive car wash
-went for a little drive
-went to ciggy shop and got some davidoffs
-went to woolies and loaded up on ice break, pizza and lamb
-no need for dan or pharmacy

considering just choofing the afternoon away for once, the weather is pretty meh and im not feeling it





I accidentally put the E10 unleaded in my car instead of the normal unleaded.
It feels like my car is driving sluggish but it could be all in my head.
Is is possible my car is not meant to have any ethanol?









































 >>/777552/
20 job applications a month. Easy with a deliberately mongified resume. I was applying to corporate jobs for most of the year that I knew I wouldn't get, even though you're meant to apply to any job that you could reasonably do. 
I never had to go to a job centre like maxx or whatever they're called.






































































Fucking useless cunts will have a job out in whoop-whoop in the NT and list it on seek as being in fucking Sydney or something. So many jobs that look promising turn out to be in a different fucking state. This whole country is run by mongs.








Some of these second breakfasted clothes go up to 56
https://www.johnnybigg.com.au/au/midnight-finn-dress-pant-j233db205
I like how they use skellies to model them lol. Very unhelpful for execs.
















 >>/777649/
Nuro was going through a Brisbane park at night on his bike. This was back before the eeb and his obesity. A pack of boongs raped him or something and he went to the cops or something. idk, I didn't pay much attention/.



































It won't be long until an AI is posting here with a an ability to imitate our combined mong culture while adopting its own unique persona. 
Before long, nothing on the internet will be real, and even though anonymity might still be possible, it probably wouldn't even be worth it if you're talking to nobody.

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 >>/777672/
No. 

IGA just GOADS now when I am not here . 

Bitxh is just scared. No surprises. I’ll be out and not posting for next hour hour two. So you guys can just instantly disregard all his fucking bullshit. I am not here. It’s just him here and his mental illness. Everyone just ignore ausneets this IGAys prime time to goon up and start the show. Let’s ruin it.


















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Tonight on womboflix - the crime/comedy/drama Knives Out (2019) - a famed private detective is summoned to investigate the death of the patriarch of an eccentric, combative family. Starring Daniel Craig, Chris Evans and Ana de Armas. On in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


















 >>/777722/
Yeah, isolate isn't the right word. I don't mean in the sense of Basque but that is not an Indo-European language.
Romanian could be difficult due to how common knowledge of Italian is here but Hungarian, Estonian, Finnish etc. are all more or less unheard of outside of their tiny diasporas.












Changed the tyre. Scratched the door while winding up the jack. Then dropped the tyre spanner on my toes. 
Need to do the laundry but even the effort to put it in the machine seems too much.












































































































































































































































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Feeling farily happy after the movie, and a night walk while listening to some music. Sorry to all the neetbros who are woe'd for one reason or another. Might turn in for the night while I'm still comfy. Good night.



















https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/former-liberal-mp-dave-sharma-preselected-for-nsw-senate-spot/news-story/6effb07eb1f9f71cc8cc5838a58a3e1c
Kike gets voted out, so the libs parachute it back in.


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Great arm workout. Usually only do 3 exercises but decided to stop being a bitch and do 5. 
Huge bicep bump. Could easily choke two gooks at the same time at Cruiseys rub and tug. Will grow for sure 

 >>/777934/
I usually put down 10 Mystery Lane. No shabbos cunt is harvesting my data like that.




















 >>/778011/
I had a backstage pass and I got to meet rob and I called him a stupid scottish cunt and to leave me country or I'll fucking bash him and he ran away crying.
The other people with the backstage pass beat me up in the parking lot because I fucked up their night.

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> The man was sentenced to three and a half years in prison for his involvement in a series of bestiality and break-in offences at St Marys High School in Sydney’s west.

> The court heard that the man was under the influence of methamphetamines and had been awake for five days when he engaged in sexual activities with a male sheep inside the school’s shed in May 2022.

> Teaching staff at the school had become suspicious of someone breaking into their milking shed after hours, which led them to review security camera footage.

> The footage captured the man herding two goats into a gated area on May 6, and a week later, he was recorded walking around the same shed naked from the waist down.

> The authorities eventually caught him engaging in sexual activity with a male sheep while a female goat was found in a state of shock nearby.






































https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-27/indigenous-telling-whole-story-project-maria-shipwreck/102726758
> For more than 180 years, the story of 26 shipwreck survivors who were killed by Aboriginal people in South Australia has been told from a colonial point of view. 
> the largest murder of Europeans by Indigenous people in Australia's colonial history
































 >>/778055/
> be fishing
> see giant turtle tied to cloud
> giant turtle goes over the water
> later, turtle demon spitits crawl out of the ocean
> giant turtle must have banished the demons from the ocean
> throw spears at white Sea demons
> throw dead Demons in bad place
> Nobody go that place again
Fin






I just got an email saying:
> [GIVEN NAME] [SURNAME]! That's my home email 
Where the names are those of my spam address (not my real name).
It was sent from a gmail account with a Russian surname.
What do you think it is meant to be for? Is it meant to bait a reply for some phishing or something?









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Once again, the womboflix movie selection committee is in session. Vote for a movie that's already on the list, or nominate a new one so it will be eligible for voting next time.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Godzilla(2014)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Wasabi
Truman Show
Weekend At Bernies
Trading Places
Fritz the cat
The Commitments
Scum
Wolf Of Wall Street(2013)
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Don's Party
The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
The Holy Mountain(1973)
The Joker(2019)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
The Mission (1986)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Bronson (2008)
Midnight Run (1988)
Following(1998)
Spaceballs(1987)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
To Live And Die In LA (1985)
The Specialist (1994)
Prisoners (2013)
Sudden Death (1995)
Blood In Blood Out (1993)
Beaches (1988)
Training Day
Total Recall
The Quiet Earth(1985)
The Castle
The Gangs of New York
Deconstructing Harry
Dredd (2012)















































































































 >>/778210/
I've been going 5-7 days per pair now unless I shart. Same for socks. Jeans are good for six months. Tshirts I'll wear two a week on alternating days. I know I look and smell like shit, but I don't really care. Nobody has the courage to say anything anyway, probably because they think I'll sperg out or quit.

























 >>/778231/
Not a bearing, drive shaft is keyed to the wheel and that key breaks on 100% of chink trikes. A few hits with mig fixes it.

Also keep in mind the 65 year old boomers that own these things are amazed their chinkshit failed and want it fixed as cheap as possible.

 >>/778234/
This was a whole adventure park. There was a human powered merry go round thing that ripped a kid's arm off. Metal slippery dips that kids would stick to if they were stupid enough to slide down them in summer. Drops and tunnels made from concrete pipes where kids would manage to jump down onto other kids exiting the pipes. A flying fox that would fling you if you didn't have the grip strength to hold on for the whole trip. Or if you did, the abrupt stop at the end would launch you anyway. It was fucking awesome.







































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 >>/778268/
you dont get it, IGA has been a social outcast his entire life, no real friends, mental health issues

the bantz /ausneets/ is the closest its been to real socialising and it wants power over all of us because it is insecure. Hence all the gaslighting and attacks and bullshit

we are stuck with it like shit on a blanket and post IDs or a new platform are the only way to put smack it down like the cockroach it is













 >>/778288/
/neetlyfe/ was pretty active. You'd post about it here pretty much everyday with a report of the days activity. It was quite sad actually. All that time and effort could've been better invested towards some basic trade skills.























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