/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

IGA and Nuro both have small penises, this knowledge came to me in a dream

 >>/780254/
I prefer to just watch longplays of games on youtube nowdays. It is said. Layer upon layer of vicarious living.

 >>/780265/
By wife I meant more the role. Her personality and background kind of resets every few weeks and is heavily influenced by women irl and women in media.

 >>/780269/
Ah, that's like me then. I want to eventually develop a consistent one, be less of a manwhore

 >>/780267/
Wet dream? Big came?

No idea how I'd tell a psych about these daydreams, assuming I'd be willing to waste the time on money on them

 >>/780266/
it's mildly amusing, but not really noteworthy

 >>/780272/
I think you can get onto those mental health plans without much difficulty. That way you are covered under medicare or something idk.
I reckon you should just be very direct. They hear all sorts of crazy stuff and are required by law to not disclose it. I know two psychologists socially and they take that very seriously.

Going to have a carrot.

 >>/780272/
Do you think you have schizoid personality disorder?

 >>/780274/
> and are required by law to not disclose it
they can call the police if they think you're a risk to yourself or others
there's one crazy bitch in adelaide who calls firearms branch about every bloke who comes in, and has cost several their licenses even though they didn't even mention having them or harming anbody

 >>/780254/
Nintendo Game Boy™ emulation is where it's at!

 >>/780276/
Not him but I've wondered it for a few years. I'm not sure what to do about it if anything.

The problem I have with marriage is that eventually she'll get old and I won't like her anymore because she looks ugly. 
Romantic love isn't real and divorce isn't an option if children are present.

 >>/780277/
> they can call the police
and it's not optional, there's a professional duty to disclose where they think there's serious risk or something has happend
same for priests from major diocese

 >>/780276/
No. I did look into that stuff and I feel I lean more towards schizotypal, but I'd rather not self diagnose. I just have poor coping skills.
 >>/780274/
I may look into that next year. I've made goals for myself for next year and I feel like those would help a lot in their own right

Another 14 feedpacks in the freezer. Freezer is full.

 >>/780278/
How's that relevant?

 >>/780283/
chew faster

 >>/780278/
Bill's phone cover is some kind of gameboy knockoff. I don't know more, because he's there to work not chit chat

 >>/780277/
Do you know her name?

 >>/780287/
Not off the top of my head, but it has been mentioned in the past at club level.

 >>/780280/
If you love her you just find her attractive no matter what.

 >>/780289/
He thinks love isn't real

 >>/780286/
Does work include going to bottleos and bakeries?

 >>/780288/
I'd recommend most neets avoid the women tbh. You'll probably have a longer wait to get a male psychologist and he'll probably still be pretty gay anyway but at least he won't be a woman.

 >>/780280/
> she'll get old and I won't like her anymore because she looks ugly. 
if you're genuinely in love with her you wont even notice
the brain is magical in how people still look the same to you a bazillion years later
like that girl and I recognizing each other in a split second almost 15 years later the other day

 >>/780278/
You need to stop being a faggot

 >>/780292/
I've seen half a dozen female therapists. All were worthless at helping me. Maybe they're good at helping other women, I don't know.

 >>/780291/
Of course not.

 >>/780295/
Mentally they're a different species. No amount of tertiary education will have a female psychologist seeing things as a male does.

 >>/780272/
Create an imaginary one.

I'm seeing a female psychologist named Siobhan in January. The thing I'm most excited about is to see how incompetent and retarded she is. The bloke was no good either. It felt like a manager from another team giving me a bit of a corporate brotherly pep talk. When he gave me a printout of strategies to reduce anxiety I almost couldn't keep a straight face. 
High order grifters, all of them. 
It's shocking to me that they treat mental health patients the same despite the sex difference. I think its most likely a long term, covert study in evolutionary psychology if anything. 
Women are useless.

 >>/780295/
It seems like the social version of prostitution. The whole profession as a whole seems to be run for-and-by middleclass women.

I have a second cousin named that. I think she did psych sciences too. 
Ask her if she has a sister called Paige.

 >>/780301/
You should fuck her

 >>/780302/
Low quality comment.

 >>/780303/
I kissed her on the lips more than once.

 >>/780303/
We all should fuck her.

 >>/780303/
All your comments are, please fix that

 >>/780304/
Based. It's not incest since she's a second cousin

 >>/780307/
And I'd never met her before.

I've got a mong cousin that is sort of hot. I'd fuck her if it wasn't for the family drama and everything.

 >>/780309/
herd her instead

 >>/780309/
Can you imagine the poo finger paintings of it afterwards

 >>/780309/
No one needs to know 🤫

 >>/780312/
Vile.

 >>/780314/
I thought it depicted the latest Space X launch

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