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feeling lazy in the early summer sunshine. might have a long nap and do the lawn just before it gets dark. Cant imagine how the europoor neets are shivering in their brutalist multi story hovels right now, but sucked in regardless.



































































Bad home neets brought gifts of leftover Chinese to placate me. Word got around, don't walk into my fucking house. 

In other news I helped a nonverbal neet who got overstimulated, and scared off an alcoholic aboriginal who pooed his pants, put on a balaclava, then said he'd get a knife as a pretext to go home and change his pants.














 >>/783301/
You'd best research the self-defence laws in your state. I'm sure any judge would be questioning why someone keeps an axe in the house, especially if it was found you had a shed where items like that would be normally kept.




















































I went to gookladies shop but there was a white woman there. Shocking. 
There were plenty of trolleys in the carpark, a shirtless homeless guy, a few bogans congregating near the woolies, and some bad homes smoking durries in their comodores. Peak summer bad home season. Felt like I belonged.





































































https://twitter.com/ThomasSewellx
lol within 24 hours, SBS has run an article on him joining twitter (but turned off comments so nobody can reply to the tweet linking the article), fags keep CCing Elong Muskrat on his tweets, and the eSafety commissioner has recommended people lodge complains to them about him being racist
























Its telling how Nuro, thinking of himself as a successful, intelligent bohemian gainfully milking his workshop niche lifestyle, is still so ardently inclined to try and punch down on the hovel dwelling mental case that he describes IGA to be. His forced persona of superiority melts away as soon as you meet it, terribly arrogant when you see its audience. 
Why would anyone pretend to be a winning normie, in a pond of small NEET fish? Does he fail to reason that if his grandiose delusions are indeed true, he should upsize the pond, or does his ego simply block the realisation that the leap is impossible, resulting in an endless writhing in the slime, so he can beat his gills pridefully for years in a perverted game of pretend. Like a frog in a long forgotten oyster shaped children's pool full of muck and filth.
































Wew, nuro is big mad tonight.
I can't be bothered listening to yet another drug induced tantrum. Goodnight neets.
I am looking forward to having a nice family Christmas, especially with my mother.






 >>/783592/
I think it might predate his drug abuse. He has accused other neets of having been diagnosed with various learning difficulties whilst at school. This is undoubtedly projection as usual.
No wonder he ended up homeless despite his posh upbringing.






























































































It can take quite some time to work out if the loud noises outside on the bad home street are from animals or people.
A bogan domestic sounds very similar to staffies barking.
The women here sound a lot like fighting cats or cats in heat too.










 >>/783695/
I slowed down really hard at the end of S04.  I'm only up to S06E04, with S06 being the penultimate season.
I guess that is close to the end though. The girls on /r/gilmoregirls often watch it on repeat. They get to the end and just go right back to the start. I'm not quite that keen haha.
















































The wage is closed, sign on door "wage closed, wagies fuck off". It seems the resignations are now above 50% in the entire facility and we can't operate in any capacity.

Either I'm the defacto facilities manager or I'm out of a job.









 >>/783750/
I may be the manager of a hundred smoke alarms, a lawn, an unknown number of mice, cardboard and cardboard derivatives. debatable whether this would be a demotion or a promotion. 
 >>/783748/
I'm not a named neet but someone would dox me for no real reason. It's a lawnmower store, as of today the only thing to manage is the lawn and the lawnmower is probably up for sale. Until the lawnmower is sold I'm the executive director of lawn, mice, smoke alarms.





 >>/783757/
I only have a vague gist of it, but it seems anonymity protects the stalkers rather than everyone else. Admin doesn't seem to have the capacity to ban anyone, so losers who've been banned from everywhere else end up here.

10 minutes on the spin bike this morning.
The time increase phase of Project Executive Spin Bike is now over. Starting tomorrow I will stay at 10 minutes per day but turn the resistance knob to the right each time until I am at maximum resistance.











 >>/783772/
they have some bars where you can to a pull up with your feet on the ground but your body leaning backwards, which is good for people whose strength/weight ratio isn't enough to do proper pullups. It's hard to work out your lats with just free weights at home






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I taught myself to dive head first off the 5 meter but the lazy zoomer lifeguards only open it for half an hour each day and get bored and close it after 25 min. Plus you have to wait for meat sweat board short potatos to do wobbly scared looking safety leaps after way too long to get up the courage. TLDR I can dive but the only dive pool is crossed out because of cringe. FML.



Cruisey hired Tiffin to be a P.T. for Weber but it went bad when Tiffo refused payment and started beating Weber for not hitting his gain milestones, then it ended when threats to sequentially amputate toes were made and new both live in terror and hiding because Tuffo is a machine that will never stop until he completes his mission, which is to get Weber in shape, once.






 >>/783770/
Depends on what type of non-whites. 
Greeks are okay but don't trust any Balkan yiros. Serbian food is for boongs. Iran, Iraq and Afghan etc are too far east and will use frozen chopped up shit. The best would be a Turk, but better yet would be a turk in a western nation due to better meat grade standards like Germany. 
So yes if it's a Turk or a Greek. Some look like lebs so you have to be careful.








































> my best ever psych story is going to a guy who just talked about his holiday the whole time and at the very end of the session he got a phone call, answered, was like uh huh uh huh, hung up and said to me “well. another suicide”


































































































> In a deeply disturbing incident that has sent shockwaves through the tranquil community of Victor Harbour, a man hailing from Adelaide is facing public outrage after allegedly unleashing a barrage of racist remarks. The incident unfolded in the heart of this coastal haven, where the usually peaceful atmosphere was shattered by the offensive outburst. As residents grapple with the aftermath of this disturbing event, the community is coming together to condemn the actions of one individual and reflect on the broader implications of such incidents on the values of unity and acceptance in Victor Harbour.



































 >>/783960/
The ambulance union here were writing all over the ambulances in the lead up to the last state election and then stopped once their commie leader got in. The ramping and shit they were complaining about is worse now than it was then.









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 >>/783965/
yep this is it

this is shitty part of the coast is dont frequent, only was driving through because i was distracted and low on fuel


also fuck christmas, most women are just fucking not with it, the amount of women just not with it today... shitty driving, just not with it, its beginning to feel like  a simulation,











https://rumble.com/v3yzeoh-must-watch-steve-kirsch-presents-record-level-covid-19-vaccine-data-from-3-.html

Steve reckons more people died of teh vaxx than covid but the joke is on him because no one actually died of covid. Turns out it was a big fraud lol.





 >>/783981/
can't believe the stats coming out of either side
the pro-vax group is downplaying deaths but the anti-vax lot are trying to claim a 10-20% death rate amongst the vaxed population, which would be noticed by literally everybody as everybody would personally know at least one person who died




 >>/783986/
I'm sick of cooker propaganda, The vaxx might have been dangerous but it protects you from serious illness and long covid, so its the lesser of two evils. The technology is sound but the retards who made it used the whole spike protien instead of a tiny bit of it. The next pandemic response and vaccine should be smoother.





















 >>/784006/
Yeah, but the bakery section at the supermarkets doesn't make proper burger buns. They make lunch rolls which are denser or have a hard top, or those stupid flat bap things, but nothing like a McRib roll. Or they make brioche which is just sugary french shit that has no business holding boig ingredients.


































































Going to transition to the cool zone shortly and watch On Her Majesty's Secret Service on 9GEM. They are putting one one Bond film per night. Last night was You Only Live Twice, where 007 is transformed into a nip to go undercover.
Bill is apparently visiting tomorrow in his moon boot. I will go to Vili's for breakfast before he arrives, so he cannot go there for lunch.




















 >>/784091/
I remember many years ago we went fishing to a place called Georges Junction, back in those days there was no one around, the very first thing I did was drop the bbq hotplate on my big toe breaking it (I did have thongs on), the only problem was we had to walk a long way to our fishing spot which included going through a big rocky fast flowing creek, so if I could do that Bill can work just fine so put him to work and don't worry about him.



















































 >>/784118/
Think about how far you could spread that out. 
I reckon if you could afford it with a bunch of other drugs you could schedule a 12hr a day boongcycle where you just have a little bit of each thing. Like a little toke of dmt then some painkillers, and a few drinks and a snort of coke over a day, then different ones the next day.. never actually getting addicted to any one substance.



More random fuck heads in my yard, can't even make this shit up. A whole family just walks right the fuck into my yard and starts fucking with shit. 

They're aboriginal, aunty unna and the kids plus some junkie guy.
It seems somthing in my yard caught their eye and like emus they just walked in to gawk at it. 

At first I was friendly, no idea why a family of boongs was in my yard but bad home area so whatever. But then this junkie guy just picks up one of my tools right in front of me and tries to leave with it, and I pulled him up and aunty unna kept trying to excuse him as if she didn't know. At this point it became clear they had intended to steal the thing they were gawking at, implausible as that might be. 
I swear it wasn't even related to the axe incident.















 >>/784151/
This is stereotypical boong behaviour, they feel all your stuff belongs to the tribe and its them giving you some kind of fucked up respect that they can take your shit because you are one of them.  Get a two meter high fence with slack barbed wire.


















Wonder what type of pie he'll get. 
The other day I was at the Lyell Mac and had a pie there. I asked for a mushroom pie, but got a pepper pie. 
It was too peppery for me, I couldn't finish it. 
Made me sweat like chilli. 
They must get their goods from a decent bakery, is pretty good quality. 
If you're there, try a hospital pepper pie.


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I've never seen this kind of behaviour before,  it was bizarre. Is there some kind of cultural basis for not respecting private property? And if you made a mistake like that, why wouldn't you just excuse yourself? And who the fuck just picks up something are tries to walk off with it? It's not even like they were being sneaky which is why I didn't peg them for thieves, if anything they were behaving like cows in a paddock. I'm going to ask aunty unna about this today and work out what's going on

 >>/784186/
They're like vultures. Opportunistic feral scavengers. 
The only thing you can do is not leave shit in your front yard. Calling cops will make it worse. 
Or you could grow a foot and get tattoos on your face to intimidate them.































 >>/784216/
I'm about to do my fuckin' narna. There's one bedroom that needs to be absolutely finished so I can move stuff out of Motherbat's room back into it so she has somewhere to sleep. But because he didn't buy the paint he was supposed to buy during the week, he's presently fucking around in every other room.

















10 minutes on the spin bike.
I gave the resistance knob a good crank to the right. Maybe too good. I am feeling it in my quads. Sweating heavily.
I may need to wait several days before touching the knob again.
Same again tomorrow.













 >>/784242/
In the house: Reasonable proportionality NOT to apply (provided you don't murk a cop, and aren't growing/dealing drugs from the property).
Front yard (and to lesser extent back yard) probably comes down to how easy it was for you to retreat inside.



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I have to scroll right and up to get from the post number 
Pic one is all in screen and it's too small to read, pic two is around how much I zoom in. 
The text box doesn't move though, so I need to find it each time to post.
Plus if I post in the reply box up the top it copies the text to the quick reply box. Backspace only sometimes works because they're a chip in the glass.














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There are some blue and red dots of various size on the knob. But it needs big twists, several rotations.
I twisted it all the way to the right (couldn't move the pedals at all) and then twisted back to the left until it was where I felt it was at what I could do for 10 minutes without dying.



























































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