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 >>/786350/
If i am not mistaken last time Nuro was in Brisbane you got BTFO when he posted photos of his mums lamb roast.( ican dig up the post if you want) So no. You are the one spending christmas day drinking like a faggot by yourself.

That is IGA's image.
Maybe this whole 'imitation of each other' thing is actually just the two different personalities growing together. As in, nuro/iga forgets to switch personalites.


















I wouldn't shit for a week until I felt like I would die if I didn't shit and then I'm sitting over the toilet and screaming at the floor while forcing out a giant piece of shit the size of a garlic bread for 20 minutes and ripping open my anus and blood would spray all over the bowl and sometimes when it finally plopped into the toilet I swear to god I almost came I'd be drooling in my cumdies and almost pass out while it was still poking my arse because it couldn't even fit in the toilet.






































































That dead home invaded doctor:

> Dr Yung created a $5,000 scholarship to support Indigenous medical students in the name of his 'kind, thoughtful and intelligent' wife.

> Investigations into the assault are being assisted by Operation Mandrake, a crime squad established in 2003 to investigate crimes committed by Indigenous youth.









 >>/786449/
> or that he could talk his way out of it 
These toffs have idealised and magical views of "troubled youth" they think if they talk to them a certain way "Hey man I respect you, I'm not like the others" then they can become friends with them and stop the crime from occurring.
Absolute morons.
Unless you have a weapon to hand just give them what they want. They aren't even human.







> He said a black BMW and five people were seen on James Street, Gilberton, at 12:05am on Monday, the same street as Dr Yung's property.
> "At around that time we know offenders were walking along streets trying doors to houses and attempting to steal cars, and in fact did steal a Mazda from West Lakes which was recovered yesterday evening at Davoren Park," Detective Bray said.

DavoNEET you need to be careful. I have always worried about you being out and about walking around that hellhole at night.




 >>/786460/
Maybe. I think what they want most is cars. They pick houses with cars they want to joyride in and break in to steal the keys.
The irony is all the immobiliser tech has actually made us less safe since now when they want to steal cars they either do a carjacking or a home invasion to get the keys.
In the old days they would just hot wire it and you wouldn't know it was gone until hours later.






















































 >>/786502/
Bottled water mostly (essential, duh). Tinned stuff( already 'cooked' and requires no refridgeration or heating/can eat straight from the can). Besides that I'll get some more candles in case of power outages at night.




































Sisterbot is a fucking idiot.
She sends photos to Motherbat during the year that she has taken using her stupid phone.
Motherbat asks me to get some of them printed.
Think the photo aspect ratios look weird, so check the dimensions:
2811x2976	1.05869
2056x3295	1.05869
2474x2809	1.13540
2106x2973	1.41168
2626x3878	1.47677
1127x1387	1.23070

Standard aspect ratios:
4:3	1.333333
3:2	1.5
16:9	1.777777
My phone takes every photo as 3024x4032, so I don't know what retard potato method she is using to take photographs.








 >>/786557/
Wasn't Trev a portaloo trucker? I was thinking of the guys who took and emptied drums of fecal waste from behind houses in the cities before they had sewerage. How strange to think that they didn't have such services that we now think of as baseline. This was less than 100 years ago too. Those same houses would be worth multi millions of dollars now.




 >>/786562/
Yeah I remember my urbex days and the aincent terraces with the old fireplace things for the copper basins, even the tiny fireplaces for coal fires in the middle of the city where you would be stepped on pretty quick if you used them the way they were intended.













































 >>/786598/
Aus manufacturing is a joke to the rest of the world. Its not that the ching chongs make it better or cheaper its just that aus factories cant get financing for automation, or engineers for that matter. If any factory or mine or sheep station or whatever was still profitable then they would get fanancially engineered to fail and then sold off to foreigh investors who run the brand into the ground.





 >>/786612/
bullshit, employees in a well automated factory are interchangable. Its the factories that rely on workshop tier processesses that need chuds who have done the same shit for five years and know which tools give you electric shocks and which ones dont. You cant simply swap these old hands out or you lose the ability to make things, thats why they can command higher wages, essentially holding production to ransom. Its the engineers and software jockeys that aus factories wont invest in. look at Industrialised countries like japan or germany, automated and profitable with happy workers.






















 >>/786632/
Don't encourage him. Nuro already made those awful songs:
> STANLEY
> STANLEY
> YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE BASED ONE
Over and over again. He used some phone app to put a poo over his head and referred to this as "real time AI video editing" as though we'd be impressed by a tiktok tool. We don't need more of them.













Back from the shopping expedition.
I had planned to buy a new phone today - $399 from JB Hi-Fi.
I was happy paying that price, but looking at ozbargain this morning before I left I saw JB is having a 5% discount on all phones just for today. $20 off, thank you.
And then when I checked the JB website to make sure the phone I wanted was still in stock at my local store, I saw that they had just added a free $100 JB gift card offer for buying the phone.
And I would have paid the $399 happily with none of that, but instead I only paid $380 and got a $100 gift card too.
It was a good day. I don't know what I will spend my gift card on yet.
I got served by a negro who took ages out the back to get my phone and he was mumbling a lot and I didn't understand everything he said.
Luckily he passed me off to the competent white dude when putting through the discount and setting up the gift card was too much for him.
The universe is aligning for me. My hard work is being rewarded. We are on the upswing NEETs. Winning.
You have to pay attention to the omens.















https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/female-queensland-police-officer-overpowered-during-arrest-on-gold-coast-in-disturbing-video/news-story/c42af4033f12c7866859bb0488e44ab1
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 >>/786443/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12856989/michael-yung-doctor-arrests-gilberton-adelaide.html
Apparently it was just coincidence that a pack of coons was also trying to break into everything in the street and the Operation Mandrake guys were just mistaken or doing unrelated work.

































































 >>/786733/
The more you have the less it feels like. There doesnt seem to be anything to watch that I haven't seen.
I miss 5 channels and rewatching xmas movies each year. Yelling at the tv when all the commercial stations show the same thing.





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Tonight on womboflix we will be showing the highly rated Fall Of The House Of Usher (2023), the story of siblings Roderick and Madeline Usher who have built a pharmaceutical company into an empire of wealth, privilege and power; however, secrets come to light when the heirs to the Usher dynasty start dying. 7pm AEDT.

For some reason, it has Luke Skywalker in it.








 >>/786749/
I am amazed by nuro using fucking windows 7 or xp or whatever with a chromium based browser.
Even for nuro that is retard tier. I guess his hackerman knowledge is just another larp like his musical stuff or his maffs larp.


I need to clean my room but it is such a big task with so much to do.
I'm going to divide it into sections and then hopefully get started on one section and do them one at a time.
I probably won't do anything.









































Hi I'm wanting to see guys ball sacks filled with saline solution! Like to chat n see vid or pics of guys balls filled by saline solution, love how big guys balls look n how huge they make balls hang! Is there anyone who wants to fill my balls full saline solution too? So my balls can look huge n swing wildly between my legs! I'm slim guy with a cut slut cock n bare waxed below! IV wanted to meet girls n guys who want to see my balls filled with saline solution n then fuck my ass n mouth full cocks n cum! Yes I'm bi guy eager to swallow cum n be filmed with guy fucking my ass with his ball sack filled full of saline solution so can see his huge balls swinging wildly as he rams his big cock deep up my ass so I can be the slut boy I desire ! Show me how big your balls look filled with saline solution, n please fill my ball sac so my balls hang way down too! Make my balls take much as U like so they dangling between my slut legs. Love chat soon .

Too articulate to be nuro. Too young, not fat enough.





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Womboflix will be screening some episodes of Fall Of The House Of Usher (2023) in 1 hour. In case it was unclear from the description before it's gothic horror, not drama. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix






> IGA OLD MAN.jpg 
I can't believe numpty came across this boomer meme and thought of Stanley. He truly is obsessed. It is  a good thing that based Stanners maintains a low profile and practices good op-sec. The obsession and mental illness of nuro is deeply disturbing. Hopefully the cops act on that police report soon.




















 >>/786827/
I put under a grand on HECS to get out of work for dole. Never once did i say i would not pay it back. 

You are beyond mad at this point. Cringeworthy tiers of cope. Doubling down on Lies. Get off the computer and go for a drive...o wait you cant..... lol !


















































 >>/786870/
Dickehead we just just banned your Japanese. Took you 30 minutes to respawn. Instead of thinking hard about work for dole and when your lease is up you just proceeded to ship up the thread again. 

No One Fucking Cares About Your Fucking Bullshit





 >>/786880/
 >>/786880/
> Dickehead
Ach mein Gott!
> we just just banned your Japanese
What? Slow down on the pills and that $7 plonk fatso, we can't understand you. Who is "we", who was banned, and my Japanese what? I know English isn't your native language but you need to do better than that.
> thinking hard about work for dole
I racked up 10k of "hex" debt instead. I don't earn enough to pay tax so it isn't an issue.
> lease is up
Do you have a written lease for use of bosslady's toilet? You know she has a big internet presence? I could tell her that you're making nasty posts and get you evicted. 
> ship up the thread
I'll have this thread ship shape in no time.




I'm really getting worried about nuro. His mental health is getting worse and worse. His posts were always poorly written but they have been outright incoherent lately. And he has been talking about suicide so much lately. It is all very concerning.

















































There's a scene in fall of the house of usher where roderick tells the detective 'my dead mother is standing behind you' and the detective laughs it off and refuses to turn around, and you see something move behind him. I keep thinking about it.




Difficult visit to the doctors, Doctor asked stupid question and became angry when I couldn't help him. 
I'm going to get one of those autism hats so people stop asking me questions that don't have proper answers.





I keep thinking about that abandoned artilery position in Vietnam on the Ridge. 
When I was young the busses used to stop there so tourists could take photos, then the gooks built junk shops, so many junk shops that you couldn't see the bunker.
Tourists just thought the bus stopped there because there were shops, the gooks though the tourists came to see their junk shops. 
I wouldn't have recognised it if it wasn't for a rock visible on the Ridge line, and like a dream I pushed through all these shopgooks and fat tourists and boxes into the undergrowth and found the bunker. And I was sitting in the bunker totally alone staring out the gunport at the sea.
The tourists were so sure of themselves, the shops were full of junk, the bunker was full of doubt.


















https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-13/arnold-dix-aussie-farmer-behind-indian-tunnel-rescue/103225332
This guy had the chance to rid the world of 41 Pajeets and instead he went over and rescued them.













 >>/786971/
Exactly.

You can just tell this is the exact language he uses to bully his Job Service Providers with when he misses his requirements. Literally Karen-tier behaviour. 

Imagine getting banned by a Global Mod. I hope everyone reports any post by this scumbag. Monk wont do shit i but i hope he does.














 >>/786981/
I'm not with you on the last bit, restless sleep for me. But I'm glad you feel that way. I'd suggest you pick out a few tasks on your todo list that you consider to be a priority and get them done first. Alternatively go for the easier ones to put yourself in the right mood. I often vacuum first when I need to clean my room.















https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859903/Boston-Democrat-Mayor-Michelle-Wu-christmas-party.html
> Boston's woke Democrat Mayor Michelle Wu plans secret NO WHITES Christmas party
> Aide accidentally sends it to everyone





















 >>/787023/
i am not sure of your point though

no shit queensland gets cyclones, its been really quiet past few years because of la nina 

jasper was weak, if one every makes it as far south as brisbane and wrecks shit then you can say something out of the ordinary has happened























































I am kind of genuine about that comment as well, even just as a caretaker it would be better with him in charge. Obviously depends on if he's busy or even wants to, if not then that's more than reasonable.

 >>/787078/
> final say over everything
Haha, no. If the global rules are obeyed then the admins and global volunteers are meant to allow it. In the early days there used to be plenty of boards on 8chan that hotwheels hated but he allowed them to stay up. Shibs is doing the same imissfather bullshit of taking sides according to irc/discord fellation skills.




 >>/787083/
He was always selectivity ignorant of how this board worked. His rule would be a return to the imissfather days in which posts were deleted for merely being insufficiently reverential of nuro.
 >>/787085/
Yes, I expect it is merely figurative but it may in fact be literal like with the /leftypol/ BO on 8chan.
 >>/787086/
Have the customers stopped coming to hard gay raw? Why do you have so much time to shit this place up?



















Listening to a crack head calling everyone on his contact list making bizarre voicemail threats. 
It's like he wants everyone to know that he's after one specific person, but he forgot and just started threatening everyone. Might sell him some bullshit meth




























 >>/787122/
It is evident that this place is both the extent of his social interaction and a tool for exploring his grandiose fantasies.
His emotional investment in this place is ridiculous. If you ever feel yourself getting upset over what some neet has said or done, just close the tab and take a break from the board for a bit.



























































































































Went down the shops. Big coat collar up and baseball cap down, furtive. Got my flour, milk, eggs and butter all paid exact in cash. Tradies in sun-bleached hi-viz and chad beards, they buy six packs for din-dins and get to dilly dally beside their utes because they own the esplenade after knock off. NEETs with no job take the back streets home and hope that mean three leg dog doesnt make them run and break eggs into their flour in their backpack and that Cat in the window down the street doesnt know who the hell you are and whats your name. Should have bought more than one bag of flour, have to go back and get more when this runs out. First time in ten days I been out. Dumplings for tea.









































































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