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 >>/789363/
Dinner was couple of ham sammiches with cheese and hot paprika.
Second dinner was about a spoonful of sunflower seeds, then milk with spongecake.
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Back from wage. Thought I'd be out until the pokes opened. Then maybe a win in time for the tugs to be open. Instead I'm home and got goon on the mind.
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 >>/789383/
If your lifestyle requires you hiring an infuriating man to assist you to manage it then maybe you aren't as well off as you think. None of my stuff needs help to move or fix.
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 >>/789373/
A long time ago. You need to change your perspective on twitter. It's better than chans. 

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> got goon on the mind.
Are you finishing up for the year? Having a work party? Holiday gooning plans? 

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Bill has a family to deal with, the stress of rejection by his mother, and the run up to Christmas. Embrace the jolly spirit of the season.
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 >>/789381/
It's apparently worth $250 from the cellar door now. 
I think I'll take it with me for Christmas and hopefully there's someone there that appreciates wine.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12875163/Aussie-make-terrifying-discovery-toilet-Worst-nightmare.html
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Texted Bill at 6.40am and it’s now 10.21am and I’m no clearer on his availability or whether I need to hire a ute or trailer. I just wish people had the decency to say no upfront instead of fucking me about.
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Bill doesnt respect you because your too nice to him. Thats why he rejected the rainbow donut you bought for him, because he wants you to be meaner, he was rejecting your nice side, he wants abuse.
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 >>/789427/
To be fair if I was helping you out and you abused me I wouldnt take that well. Intelligent men with a mind to the task at hand can co-operate politely like its normal.
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Just had to send an email to a business saying I can't attend their office this afternoon as I can't pay for petrol or parking.
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 >>/789442/
> Maybe he had a big festive gooning last night 
No he responded at 7.07 saying he would let me know "in an hour or so".
Bill is a two pot screamer which is why he was limited to 1 can of hard solo. He is cut off completely now.
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 >>/789441/
Got an auto reply saying they were on sick leave, then a phone call saying "can you come back late january?", then banking came back online. So I made myself look a fool again.
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Imagine not growing own potatos, making batter from corn starch and emulsifier and canola oil, slicing only the largest potatos and discarding the rest, battering and snap freezing the slices, running a 415V commercial deep fryer with cottonseed oil.

NGMI
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 >>/789504/
She is very self-sufficient in terms of her larder and cash management. The supermarket trips I take her on are primarily for bulky items and replenishing frozens. She could probably live for six months on canned items and dried pasta.
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 >>/789506/
It has a similar level of bite and lack of sweetness that Bundaberg has. I can't taste any chunky bits, but from memory there was a little sediment when I used a glass once.
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 >>/789507/
The average old person is probably better prepared than most preppers, they would just have goods rather than meme stuff.
I've got a 10kg bag of rice and a box of canned tuna and canned beans.
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 >>/789511/
> The average old person is probably better prepared than most preppers, they would just have goods rather than meme stuff.
I'd agree for the most part, although they are probably not prepared to either move or for the ultra violence that might be required to stay.

> I've got a 10kg bag of rice
Better get a NEET to get you another 20kg next time they pop down to the shop.
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 >>/789521/
So just to make sure I unserstand you, you are saying you are another NEET that has come here to behave exactly the same way iga does and make iga posts and use iga memes but you are not iga?
What would anyone do that?
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I was accosted by a very uppity and enthusiastic evangelical jeeta environmentalist at the entrance to coles. She was wearing some kind of comical hat and actively approached me saying "heeeey". I couldn't hold my smirk and she noticed. She responded in kind, almost laughing. Told her sorry no thanks. 
Should have switched it around when she eventually came to ask me my contact details and asked her for her number so we could discuss whatever gay commie shit she was preaching over drinks. I was wearing my finest grey trackies too.
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Heading back from the city. Got almost everything done. I was in officeworks intending to buy a pencilcase when it occurred to me I could get a nicer one from Kawaii 2.80. I left the officeworks but Kawaii has shut down and it'd be awkward going back to officeworks so I simply didn't. Big day. Got my nape shaved. Making good progress on my todo list. Going to keep going for a bit when I get home. In productive mode.
No. 789551 [Preview] [Reply]
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Why not make a few more posts pretending to someone else who agrees with you, you've never done that before.
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Got a stronger pair of glasses for painting this morning.
The magnification is about the same but it gives me a larger area I can see properly in which is nice.
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I am amazed at the number of NEETs coming foward to tell me iga is not iga.
By my count it's every one of us at least twice so far today.
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FRM asked me if I would be seeing the girl on Christmas and I said no but didn't mention that we are no longer together. FRM only knows about this girl because I very drunkenly told FRM's friend because she knows the family of the girl.
I'm hoping she doesn't ask me again about her because I can't stand these questions.
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 >>/789587/
Just rip the bandaid off next time.
What you don't want is FRM organising a Christmas lunch/dinner and setting a place for the two of you, or giving you a couple's coupon for something, or some other shit that is so female I can't even think of it right now.
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 >>/789606/
Newly married people turn that into a fetish sometimes.
One of my mates married a very very boring woman who tried so hard to set me up with her very boring friends that I stopped visiting them.
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 >>/789613/
Bill can't into computers. I had to visit and plug their new printer in and configure the eldest neicebot's chromebook to be able to print to it.
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waiting for her to want to talk about python or wahtever other faggotry they're teahcing these days
she can learn fucking assembler or C or fuck off
wew these champagne bubbles are making me woozy numo
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feel like some sausage rolls for dindins, but it's too late for bakeries. Does coles or woolies have not frozen sausage rolls in their bakery section?
No. 789633 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/789625/
his lifestyle of booze, binge eating and refusing to seek medical attention is catching up to him. Pay it no mind, all neets will end up like eventually
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 >>/789627/
Woolies has (or had) some gourmet ones in their fridge section, but you have to use an oven to finish em off. I posted them a couple of months ago when I was ferrying Motherbat to the hospital.
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Incidentally, Motherbat has turned her Adelaide visit into two more trips to Flinders hospital with her bullshit and worried specialists.
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 >>/789645/
I just wish they'd fucking find something conclusive and move on to dealing with it. They all know something isn't right but nobody wants to say what. She just keeps getting handballed from one specialist to another.
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 >>/789664/
Funny we also have a shizo that likes posting as iga  and nuro.
What a coincedence.
He also spends all day doing this thing where he repeatedly says it's not him but he does exactly the same thing every time.
It's all very confusing.
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 >>/789680/
Is IGA now banned? If they're both banned then there should be restrictions on discussing them. Cut off the attention and wait for them to starve.
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 >>/789689/
By an amazing coincedence I heard they both just died in another homosexual helicopter incident yet again.
RIP
Let us mourn their passing again and never speak of them.
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 >>/789664/
There's also another schizo who goes around claiming that there's a schizo who claims that any post he doesn't like is n/iga. Do you know about him?
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There was a forum I was on where slayer got wordfiltered to gayer due to an annoying slayer fan and I still translate gayer back to slayer in my head when I see it.
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Weber said he would take me out for dinner but just threw a wallaby on the fire to burn the hair off once.
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He obviously knows that not all alcohol is goon you fucking minda. The whole joke there is about how inappropriate it is to call bourbon goon.
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 >>/789764/
> The whole joke there is about how inappropriate it is to call bourbon goon.
Okay thank you for explaining the intricacies of comedy to me, Seinfeld.
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 >>/789763/
One of my sisters used to be a job coach for cenno and they sent her to a drug awareness course to learn the druggy lingo.
Most of them I had never heard but she said one was "billy bongs for breakko" which has always made me piss myself.
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 >>/789766/
I'm not even remotely druggo adjacent, and have heard of 'billies', but that reeks of Government taking a bunch of lingo and then fucking it all up.
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Sorry I was reading a thread from last December. 
Could have been from a day ago and you wouldn't know. 
Olive posting, FRM presents, webbies mongsters, drama, Clayton, herding, etc.
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God you're fucking stupid, Monk. Actually read the fucking thread before you start hitting the ban button.
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 >>/789844/
7, maybe 8 is the correct number. Anything over 14 is ludicrous. You have serious problems if you are shitting nearly eight times a day as the shitalians are.
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 >>/789859/
Do you have any idea how many 'KEK's and 'Well Bantered's I get per week, NEET? More (you)'s than (you) would get on any given week I would wager.
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Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
You can't fit that much shit in a shoe.
My year six teacher Mr Kitos told us that.
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Yes. Monkeydonia and Moldova.
But it is actually one continuous shit. They start Monday at 00:01 and finish Sunday 23:59. In the leftover time they wipe.

Also:
> Shitaly
> Asspain
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the cunts at maccas gave me a large chocolate sundae which only had chocolate on the top, not the top and the bottom - how long have they been doing that for?
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 >>/789928/
> Swiss roll
> sponge cake 
> whipped cream, jam, or icing
No. Literally nothing has to do with bejgli except the "roll".
We do eat swiss roll too. It's a common cake.
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First the cake part (the pastry part) is not sponge cake. It's made from dough with yeast. Like bread just sweeter and has lard/butter/oil in it. I'm sure there is a term specifically for this.
The filling traditionally is ground walnut or poppy seeds - with some kind of jam used to hold it together. There are more "exotic" fillings, but they are all from the past 30 years.
The dough is filled with the filling, and baked together in the oven. While in case of swiss roll, the sponge cake is baked, then rolled up with the filling when it's cool.
So different "materials" and different process.
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Caught in a vicious cycle. 
Work won't pay me enough to repair my laptop, phone or machinery, don't have enough time to repair them because of work.
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Is olive one of those only fan girls who started when she was underage and attracted a pedoswarm, then posted lewds when she was 18
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 >>/790007/
She has never done lewds and doesn't have an onlyfans/patreon. She has a cashapp but that is for donating money, not getting lewds/nudes.
Tiktok didn't exist when she was under 18 and she didn't really have an internet presence before it.
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/dec/18/male-birth-control-will-men-take-it

Last paragraph says it all. 
> take the meds goyim!
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Supposedly the turd in the pyjamas was photographing and making comments to the white boy's sister. Thoroughly justified. Boy needs to learn to punch though, or at least learn to stomp.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12883351/Colorado-Supreme-Court-rules-Trump-DISQUALIFIED-president.html
Nuro on suicide watch
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Ok, womboflix Christmas movies will be Gremlins (1984) and Bad Santa (2003). We will also be playing an assortment of Christmas specials from Futurama, The Simpsons, and Blackadder.
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 >>/790065/
As well as being a licensed pilot and practicing medical doctor, the silver fox is a reserve member of the federal supreme court. He will just overrule the ruling.
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Just what we need, another fucking flag.............................................................................................................
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Thinking about that time we got cursed forevor but then wizzy lifted that white dog magic that doesn't work anyway.
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The Miss Moneypenny's ranked in order is:

Samantha Bond
Caroline Bliss
LoisMaxwell
Naomie Harris

Pamela Salem and Barbara Bouchet don't count
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Amazog has dispatched my package but updated the 'delivered by' date to tomorrow afternoon. No explanation or apology. Sitting at the western Sydney fulfilment centre. Hmmm.
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 >>/790205/
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
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> Went to the chocolate shop.
> Literally nothing worth having was there.
What is wrong with the world?
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I still want to know what cruisey drinks while battling the chinaman. It must be the secret of his success.
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I don't have my pepe collection on this computer, some other mong is gonna have to make the next edition.
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 >>/790330/
this is a smart neet. I too will be busy with my thoughts and won't be joining you neets until tomorrow, enjoy your new thread and n/iga dramas

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