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Today, on the 20th, it's Endchan's 8th Birthday. We're gonna have a celebratory stream on the 21st at 1pm AEDT on Endcorner.
We're watching Grand Prix.
See you there!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


 >>/790376/
https://endchan.org/.global/logs/2023-12-16.html
The only dropout here is (You). You enrolled in your brainlet open uni courses and dropped out after flunking introductory criminology topics and accruing heaps of HECS debt. How embarrassing!







Now that am thinking.
Those numbers are averages. Which means there are Italians who poop only once per week, and others over 100 times.











 >>/790394/
> chinkoid
What makes you think Davo/FluteNOOT is a chink?
> real job
Remember when you lied about welding something and got BTFO in front of the whole board by IGA? I am pretty sure that was the start of your bizarre obsession with him.


> do not pad go do not collect 200 dolls !
Do any of you find it odd that nuro goes on and on about chinks but has never once complained about Indians? He does menial unskilled labour and is obsessed with poo, these are striking coincidences.









































Mexican pajeetnalls could go either way. Rehydrated/ blanched/ browned psjeetballs as if they were tofu.
We're definitely in cursed territory











 >>/790473/
Open a free account with NAB or one of the other banks and have $200 loaded in there. You can use the NAB cards on your phone as a Virtual card to tap and go so need to carry it all.



Reports fruit and seafood prices to soar in the next couple of days due to the Queensland floods. Fucking supermarket jews would already have all of the stock they were going to sell. Any opportunity to profiteer.

























 >>/790494/
If you're internet provider has a mobile app, you can do a connection test and lodge a fault. It avoids the call with overseas and restarting the device. It might take a while for them to call back if you don't follow it up but it provides you a reference number to avoid the bullshit turn it off and on tests.














https://www.abc.net.au/everyday/how-to-respond-to-inappropriate-comments-this-christmas/103185956
> Ms Hatzis's four phrases for dealing with rude comments are:
> What an odd thing to say out loud
> I'm surprised you feel comfortable saying that
> Did you mean to share that with the group?
> Would you mind repeating that?













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Movie  >>/790352/ in 2 hours fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then some youtube stuff.
For starters Introduction to International Relations - What was the Cold War, by prof Michael Rossi
Then probably some outdoors, like Geowizard who has a new adventure.




 >>/790550/
If he gets the right evidence to set up his case and seeks proper legal advice. It could be in the millions for the payout if it played right in the long term with many years of bullshit to come before a resolution is reached.






















 >>/790569/
I found it helpful to divide the hovel into very small areas and focusing on getting each one completely clean and tidy. It doesn't quite work that well because you need to go back and forth, putting stuff away in that spot after you've sorted it out but it works fairly well.









> Alcoholism in Ireland is a significant public health problem. In Ireland, 70.0% of Irish men and 34.1% of Irish women aged 15+ are considered to be hazardous drinkers.











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Another successful direct-to-boot order. Well not entirely, a wagie told me to next time reverse into the parking bay so they're not standing out on the road. A workplace health & safety policy I guess. Put a couple bags in the car before realising it wasn't my order. Ended up waiting about 10 minutes for mine.

































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This Sunday on womboflix, you are invited to the neet Christmas Eve party where we will be watching Gremlins (1984), a horror-comedy about furry little mischief makers. Bring some garlic bread.

Then on Christmas Day/Monday we will be screening Bad Santa (2003), a crime/comedy starring Billy Bob Thorton as an alcoholic santa who is also a professional thief.

Finally on Wednesday we will be streaming several episodes of the adult animated series Blue Eye Samurai (2023)










































Cheesus Christ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese#:~:text=Government%20cheese%20is%20processed%20cheese,in%20schools%20since%20the%201950s.


















































 >>/790725/
letterman: top ten ingredients you DON’T use preparing your Ham Bag, number 7, “a maiden’s tinkle”. a maiden’s tinkle, paul.
paul schaffer: you can’t be using that.
letterman: you can’t be using that! hee heeee. number 6,
































 >>/790714/
PostieNEET started posting again and stole nuro's thunder. This is probably what brought it to nuro's attention.
PostieNEET is respected here and has an identifiable flag but also doesn't post very often. I guess trotters thinks he can inhabit that identity until he can make his big return or whatever with tiffin appointed the BO.













































Fun fact, they call curry served in a list of bread a curry bunny. 
It's popular in places people like the spicy Indian goulash but hate rice.





> We are very sorry that your delivery is late. If you have not received your package by 26 December, you can come back here the next day for a refund.
















Zarathustra was a ripoff of sidartha, you can forgive europeans for not knowing who sidartha was at the time but people who don't get that today? Mouth breathers.





Many slugs have come into the flat for some reason. They only go on the kitchen tiles and cat doesn't recognise that they are living things. 
Quick NEET vote on slugs:
> put slugs outside with cardboard
> imprison slugs in a salt maze
> keep slugs as pets








































got my 8 white mondsters from coles, shamfur behavuru, will get on the wagon on jan 1st. Also noticed they had 1.8kg of sausages for $12 for povo neets



4 coffees and 1 white monster, still no action from the back section. Woe. Maybe I've lost the ability to poo. The end cannot be far away








went to bunning and bought 4.8 meters of 19x19 oak quad
washed the car
got some mcdolans without being a racist
so much shit to do today







 >>/790851/
Australia ended up with more guns after the laws were introduced.
There was also a shitton never handed in and because record keeping was so sloppy (or non-existent) they don't even know about them.

I would love to watch the burning of the tyres as he pulls away at speed yelling profanities at people who need to move out of his way.

 >>/790888/
Some bitch jumped the queue though. I ordered before her, but she floored it where the two lanes become one. One of those times I wished I owned one of those ridiculous seppo utes with a bullbar so I could ram her little girl car and bend it in half
























https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67663128
Life sentence for the kid who leaked the GTA6 clips.
> in police protection at a Travelodge hotel, he continued hacking and carried out his most infamous hack.
> Despite having his laptop confiscated, Kurtaj managed to breach Rockstar, the company behind GTA, using an Amazon Firestick, his hotel TV and a mobile phone.
















































Do neets want to have an open mike night on womboflix sometime? To put another way, do you have youtube videos you'd want to share with the neetbros?


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-22/australia-history-random-breath-testing-road-toll-police/102849242
Some good historical pictures in this article.













 >>/790972/
Evidently not judging by the ban evasion in this thread.
He needs to make a new rule:
> Do not communicate in any way with the dead.
And start banning neets that break it.





















 >>/790985/
This guy, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ridgway , killed almost 50 over an approx. 15 year period, which averages out to be roughly 3 per year. Not a bad score tbh.










































 >>/791023/
I have done a fair few and found I have cytomegalovirus that way. I don't think the tests are very comprehensive. They go through so much effort asking if you fuck whores or are a man that it makes me suspect they don't test for HIV.
























https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12892541/Jacinta-Davila-freed-custody-murder-charge-death-Dr-Michael-Yung-dropped.html
pussy pass strikes again









I hate it when people try to stick their finger up your bum while you are trying to shit.
Sometimes it pushes the shit back in, other times it splits the poo in two.










 >>/791083/
That was a charity offer for his mum, I know she'd work for me if I guaranteed her son a job.
He'd cost more than he makes, she'd make up for it, even without getting out of the sarong.





 >>/791088/
Normally 45, then a 50 for the tug
But i got 45min, cost 125.
She even stayed enthused after I nutted, gave me a scalp massage while the warm towel sat over my drained cock.
I thought it was all an act but (in my head) her and the other girl (not the older owner) seemed a bit bummed out when Poojeet arived as I was leaving. 
I think they make the Indians pay more.
No wonder theyre always trying to haggle.


Most of them arent active. I am good at setting people up, so when I do I give the ones that clients like as many hours as possible. Means some workers miss out but clients are happy, and I pay workers pretty good.






I'm going to be up all night cleaning the house and then driving to Motherbat's at 5am.
I have put the Cool Zone on 17 degrees and shut the doors to cool down that end of the house.




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lol nigger upsets jews
jews dig into every paper she ever put her name to











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I hate it when I'm constipated and the solid shit presses against my prostate and I'm trying to evict the little bastard before it makes me cum but my ring can't expand fast enough and so I bleed from the effort yet still end up cumming on the tiles and I can't help but straighten my legs as all this happens but that changes the position of the poo which makes the pain worse so I wince and try to stand up to get away from it and fuck my rectum up more while cumming down the wall.















 >>/791126/
I am gonna attempt to scrape realestate.com.au for rentals that fit my criteria and have a discord bot post them in a channel. Problem is its a React website so I can't scrape it like you normally would, might have to reverse engineer their GraphQL API instead, or just use selenium or similar






















 >>/791149/
What muscles are you muscling? I just ate 1500 calories. Digesting before I go. Need to add something to my back day in place of lat pulldowns, I have never been doing them correctly and barely feel it. 

 >>/791150/
It is getting grotty though. Cum keyboard. 

 >>/791151/
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 >>/791152/
> What muscles are you muscling?
Alternating between the squat/bench and deadlift/OHP at the moment. Just trying to get back into the swing of it. I'm going to make the new year the start of my new programme. We shall see how long it lasts...

























What conspiracy theories are actually underated neets? For examples, should we be taking contrails seriously? What about all those occult societies like the ones Crowely was in?
















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> When he was in his early 20s, Charles Darwin led an active life of travel and exploration that culminated in the 5-year voyage on the Beagle. But by the age of 28, he began to experience attacks of fear and soon moved with his wife to a country house in Kent. Until his death in 1882 at 73, Darwin suffered attacks of severe anxiety, often accompanied by heart palpitations, shortness of breath, feelings of impending doom, hysterical crying, and severe nausea and vomiting. He also had frequent feelings of depersonalization, which he described as "treading on air and vision." Moreover, he dreaded leaving his house.

Turns out Charlie was one of us.

















If I was Reichsführer-SS I'd have guys go through and shoot all the nasty looking bad-homes on the trains. Proper deros always have a nasty look to them.





 >>/791213/
No, tomorrow we’re taking Sweaty to the boarding kennel and Sunday I’m bringing her back here. Just finished setting up her new bed. I’ll help her make it on Sunday.













 >>/791233/
I'm hearing he's an excellent player, especially on the level of Hungary. They rate his quality is close to Puskás'
He is the captain of the national team, played for German teams, Liverpool bought him, and plays in first team, occasionally the whole 90 minutes. Scored goals for them, not sure how many.
I think he is very good.











































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Good morning my boong children. 

Todays list includes gym (cardio), washing the car, applying to 3 jobs, quick grocery run, tidying up my office, and making a start on a new programming project. 

What doing?









































 >>/791327/
There is no more. It was a solitary longneck. I will have two glasses of wine with dinner this evening. I daren't drink more with the level of police activity this weekend.



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> She seems like the type of girl that you'd like to bring home and foster a loving relationship based on mutual respect and admiration.
> Also, her pussy is super hot

















This kid is beyhond help

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Back from Dans, packed of course, as I was being served they asked if I had a membership card and I said no. Just as I said that the lady who just got served leaned over and said use mine which they did so that saved me $3 or so then she wished me a merry christmas, not used to people being nice to me.














morning 
I puked at work because of some pickles (and a shitload of beer)
the coworkers cleaned after me 
now I feel like shit because they were so nice about the whole thing

I timed my puking pretty damn well but the first bathroom was taken and by the time I got to the second bathroom I couldn't hold it anymore



 >>/791386/
every time 
 >>/791387/
it's not that 
we're like a family there 
if someone has money, he will lend to whoever is in need 
if someone does a fuckup we're all covering up 
we're eating at the same table and we force everybody to eat 
we're sharing smokes whenever we don't have any left 
when someone is going to whores we're all going to whores (mergem sa dam la muie)




















































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