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Ok neets, ausneets is getting a Christmas tree this year. I'd like you all to put a present under it - post an image of the present you're giving, and optionally the neet giving it to, and I will put it under tree.


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No womboflix movie tonight. Tomorrow night will be Gremlins (1984),about a young man who inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.

On Christmas we have Bad Santa (2003), about an alcoholic santa/professional thief.

Then on Wednesday, we will be showing the highly rated animated revenge series Blue Eye Samurai (2023) - this is not anime.









 >>/791446/
Bull fucking shit. IGA rained a storm of shit on imissfather and his made his life hell for like two years and caused him retire board ownership. Now he is getting a free pass cause monk has some silly beef with nuro. Never ever forget what IGA did to this board.


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I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass,
I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass.
Alright, don't touch me
I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass,
I see you baby, shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass.























AI sucks

Weber the red-nosed man,
Had a nose that shone so bright.
With a glow that lit up the land,
And guided travelers through the night.

All of the other men,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Weber join in,
On any of their manly games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
'Weber with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?'

Then all the men were amazed,
As Weber took the lead.
His nose cut through the foggy haze,
And Santa's sleigh picked up speed.

From that day on, Weber was known,
As the man with a special glow.
No longer an outcast, but a hero,
His nose a symbol of Christmas' show.

So here's to Weber, the red-nosed man,
Whose light shines so bright.
He may not be a reindeer,
But he guides us through the night.





 >>/791478/
Weber had always been a mischievous elf. He loved playing pranks and causing a little chaos in the North Pole. But this year, his antics went too far and caused a disaster that would change Christmas forever.

It all started on a cold winter night, just a few days before Christmas. Weber was on his usual route, delivering presents to the good children of the world. But instead of following the map and directions given by Santa, Weber decided to take a shortcut. He thought it would be fun to explore a new path and maybe find some hidden treasures along the way.

But as he ventured deeper into the unknown territory, Weber realized he was lost. He had no idea where he was or how to get back to the North Pole. Panic started to set in as he realized he had strayed too far and there was no way he could make it back in time for Christmas.

Feeling guilty and scared, Weber remembered the survival skills he had learned from the other elves. He knew that food and shelter were the most important things in a situation like this. So, he started looking for a place to stay for the night and some food to eat.

After wandering for hours, Weber came across a group of NEETs (Not Employed, in Education, or Training) who were also lost in the same area. They were a motley crew of misfits who had run away from their homes and were trying to survive in the wilderness.

Weber, being a resourceful elf, convinced the NEETs to join forces with him. He promised them food and shelter in exchange for their help in finding their way back to the North Pole. The NEETs, being hungry and cold, agreed to the deal.

As they searched for food, the group stumbled upon a herd of reindeer. Weber, being a skilled hunter, managed to catch one of them and the group cooked it for their dinner. However, they soon realized that the reindeer would not be enough to feed all of them for long.

Desperate to survive, Weber came up with a chilling solution – they would have to eat the other NEETs. At first, the group was horrified by the idea, but as days went by and food became scarce, they had no choice but to turn on each other.

Meanwhile, back at the North Pole, Santa and the other elves were frantically searching for Weber. But it wasn't until detective Detergent Jones arrived on the scene that they realized something was seriously wrong.


Jones was an expert detective who had solved countless mysteries in the North Pole. He quickly pieced together the clues and realized that Weber had gone missing and was most likely the cause of the chaos.

With the help of his trusty reindeer, Jones set out to find Weber and the missing NEETs. After days of searching, they finally found them, but it was too late. The NEETs had already been consumed and Weber was on the brink of starvation.

Jones managed to bring Weber back to the North Pole, where he was scolded by Santa and the other elves for his foolish actions. As a punishment, Weber was banned from participating in Christmas activities and was tasked with helping Jones solve the mystery behind the missing NEETs.

In the end, Jones discovered the truth and Weber was forced to face the consequences of his actions. Christmas was saved, but the North Pole was left with a dark stain on its reputation. From that day on, Weber learned to be more responsible and think before he acted. And as for the NEETs, they were never seen or heard from again, leaving the North Pole and its inhabitants to wonder what had truly happened to them.






Longneck acquired. Angry. Upset about some family drama. 
Hope this long neck quenches my desire to goon, don't wanna be at gook ladies later, God forbid I'm taxed tomorrow. Feeling restless though.







 >>/791487/
Detective Detergent Jones was known throughout the city as the best detective around. His sharp wit and keen eye for detail always led to solving even the most complex of cases. His catchphrase, 'Nothing gets past detective Jones,' had become a household saying, as everyone knew that if anyone could solve a mystery, it was him.
One day, a strange case fell onto Detergent's desk. The owner of a local diner had called in a panic, claiming that someone had pooped in their frying pan. The diner owner, Mr. Smith, was beside himself, unable to understand who would do such a disgusting thing.
Detergent arrived at the diner and was immediately hit with the foul smell of feces. He approached Mr. Smith, who was looking pale and nauseous. 'What happened here, Mr. Smith?' Detergent asked, trying not to let the smell get to him.
'I have no idea, detective. I closed up the diner last night and everything was clean. When I came in this morning, I found the poop in the frying pan. I don't understand who would do such a thing,' Mr. Smith explained, still looking green.


Detergent surveyed the scene, taking note of any possible clues. He noticed that the back door was slightly ajar, and there were muddy footprints leading from the door to the frying pan. Detergent's detective instincts kicked in, and he knew he had to follow the footprints.
The footprints led Detergent to a nearby park, where he found a homeless man sleeping on a bench. He woke the man up and asked him if he knew anything about the poop in the frying pan. The homeless man denied any involvement, but Detergent noticed a small piece of paper sticking out of the man's pocket.
He pulled out the paper and discovered it was a receipt from the diner, with a note scribbled on the back that read, 'Thanks for the dinner, Smith.' Detergent knew he had found his culprit.
He brought the homeless man back to the diner and confronted him. The man, whose name was Charlie, confessed to the crime. He explained that he had been hungry and saw the back door of the diner was unlocked. He snuck in and cooked himself a meal, but before leaving, he had to use the bathroom and saw the frying pan.

Detergent couldn't believe it. He had solved the mystery of who pooped in the frying pan. Mr. Smith was relieved to have an answer and thanked Detergent for his quick thinking and detective skills.
As Detergent was leaving the diner, Mr. Smith asked him, 'How did you know it was him, detective?'
Detergent smiled and replied, 'Nothing gets past detective Jones.'
From that day on, the case of the pooped frying pan was known as one of Detergent Jones' greatest and most bizarre cases. And his catchphrase became even more famous throughout the city.






























 >>/791527/
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these are safe bets for the price point




 >>/791529/
> 19 Crimes tells the true story of rulebreakers who beat the odds, overcame adversity and went on to become folk heroes in their society.
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pajeet has struck again - after I put the recycle bins out and they got emptied, pajeets have filled up two of them to overflowing while the bins, while still leaving them out on the nature strip. I know which pajeets did this because I saw them bringing in boxes of stuff from the shops. I should be grateful that these are upper class pajeets, and don't simply throw their garbage on the street like low class pajeets do.







went to the bakery, got a massive foccacia with pizza topping that must have been the size of a family pizza, for breakfast, and a loaf of banana bread that's as heavy as a birthday cake



















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I am fairly certian the css is loaded last after the page is rendered. You could do something to create a small effect like select NEET for each post and trying some animation I think. 

I would find any board or site using a similar css and steal it.









 >>/791729/
I do not know, I might play around with it later. At the moment it takes up half my screen. I would say between 40 to 60% reduction in size would make it blend it better with the page. But saying that it takes away from the Christmas tree if it was smaller. I will wait for other opinions.






































CSS looks good.
Drove Motherbat home. Took her to some wog fruit and veg shops and Coles. Spent the last two hours washing the booze glasses. Going to start on the plates and stuff next. She has not said anything negative.










Terrifying experience. 
Backtraced cytu.be search queries to populate a list of rooms, zoned it down to geographic areas to find rooms populated by Australians. 

Seen some shit neets, we've got bad neibours















































































@UMM PTY LTD
> New data shows liquidations are surging, most businesses can’t pay back debts as corporate collapse crisis deepens
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/new-data-shows-liquidations-are-surging-most-businesses-cant-pay-back-debts-as-corporate-collapse-crisis-deepens/news-story/ac72ad8fbf6edd4ec512b2d1af882160

















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I'd like to invite all the neets to the Christmas Eve party at womboflix tonight. We'll be watching the horror/comedy Gremlins (1984) - Harry Potter fans may be interested to know that it was written by Chris Columbus, the same guy who directed the first few Harry Potter movies, as well as Home Alone. 1 hour, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix





































































































































































































































































































I'm cooking some copium Helen for the loner Xmas party 🎊 
A kilo of thighs in a punnet of Greek yogurt, a few squirts of lemon juice, a couple of teaspoons of crushed garlic, a big pinch of parsley, a sprinkle of thyme, a few teaspoons of olive oil from the feta jar, a touch of celery salt, and salt. 
Letting it sit for a few hours, then going to bake it and probably put it on rice.










Nuros Christmas spread looks comfy, I don't even have anything. No Christmas pies, no sweet biscuits, no milk, no meat, nothing. It's my own fault for forgetting to buy things but don't hate on nuros Christmas lunch






































































 >>/792246/
He does suffer from migraines, but it's a joke. They're friends with the mother of some other kids that go to their school and she works in the marijuana industry and they've shown me photos of her holding like 20kg bags of buds and stuff. Degenerate industry.












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> Didn't think the laws would allow it.
It is possible for a business to be licensed to do all sorts of otherwise illegal things.
You can become a defence weapons inventor if you want and make machine guns and rocket launchers and shit, subject to doing all the paperwork and legal groundwork.


 >>/792259/
1. Serving roast chook straight from a 'bachelor's handbag' for Christmas lunch
2. Shirts off at the Christmas table 
3. Trifle made with store-bought jam rolls and port wine flavoured packet jelly
4. A trip to the emergency ward
5. Calling sausages 'snags' 
6. Chain-smoking grandpas
7. Budget cheese platters
8. Gifting 'fast fashion' presents 
9. Wine from a box 
10. Backyard cricket with no shoes on 
11. Novelty aprons 
12. Tacky decorations







 >>/792268/
> There are hundreds of online fashion stores currently replicating recent trends and mass-producing them at a low cost, usually making them in large overseas warehouses and paying their employees very low wages. Highly frowned upon, and yet very popular. 
> The upper class amongst us are now embracing sustainable fashion - gifting fine vintage clothing. The bogans amongst us are waiting by the post for their 'three tops for $20' delivery.





















































































































Didn't reply to several people's texts. I rang my aunty twice but she was on another call,  so I text her Merry Christmas and hope you have a nice day or something and she replies 'thank you I'm pretty depressed to be alone', then called three times. I didn't answer.















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 >>/792392/
Why must you lie all the time ? I stayed at one of my parents many spare rooms. Comfy as fuck. Popped a Valium. Ham croissants for breaky

The fact I unfucked myself and patched things up while you are barely existing at the dregs of society is taking a heavy toll on your brain, you are acting delirious and should do the right thing and KYS
































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