AI sucks
Weber the red-nosed man,
Had a nose that shone so bright.
With a glow that lit up the land,
And guided travelers through the night.
All of the other men,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Weber join in,
On any of their manly games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
'Weber with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?'
Then all the men were amazed,
As Weber took the lead.
His nose cut through the foggy haze,
And Santa's sleigh picked up speed.
From that day on, Weber was known,
As the man with a special glow.
No longer an outcast, but a hero,
His nose a symbol of Christmas' show.
So here's to Weber, the red-nosed man,
Whose light shines so bright.
He may not be a reindeer,
But he guides us through the night.