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 >>/792463/
SIR MY INDIA IS THE REAL SUPERPOWER NUMBER ONE🤗🇮🇳 WE HAVE THE BEST INFRASTRUCTURE AND HIGHSPEED RAIL 🤗🇮🇳 MEANWHILE IN CHINA PEOPLE STILL RIDE RICKSHAW EVERYWHERE AND THEY ALSO POOR DONT HAVE CAR . THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA  THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳









































































I think they do it for their own safety with crazy people.
I saw a video where two cops talked a suicidal man off the edge of a tall building and then tasered him as soon as he was away from the edge.








































she has gone through my fridge and cupboards and is making a gigantic list and asking where everything is and I'm all "I just live on alcohol and kfc" and she's all "you need to start taking your health seriously"











































































We rocked up at the shops at 8.30 this mording and they were shut until 9.00 (despite website advice to the contrary), so we went to Vili's who were also shut, so then we went to McDolans and got served by a negress and Motherbat was all "she was a nice girl" and "you've got to take people as you find them".





In 1944 Tiffin made an unsuccessful attempt to divide Weber and Posso's forces and prevent an invasion of Tiffoland. The “bulge” refers to the wedge that Tiffo drove into the Allied lines, which were suspiciously arse shaped.
In December 1944, Posso's forces were caught unprepared by a Tiffish counterthrust in the wooded Ardennes region of southern Belgium. The Tiffish drive, led by Nuro von Whizzalott’s panzer army, was initially successful but was halted by Webers resistance and reinforcements led by Bill and Motherbat. The Tiffins withdrew in January 1945, but both sides suffered heavy losses leading to much woe all round.




I'm such a lazy boong, have literally done nothing all day. The only explanation I can think of is that the british side of my family must actually be irish. It's the only thing that makes sense.
















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Xmas Special Marathon starts in 10 minutes
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
I think I'll throw in some MASH first, then I dunno, perhaps The Night Before Christmas, I have not seen that yet, and probably only a few of you. Or whatever.












































Possum and Monk had been planning their trip to Thailand for months. They were both eager to explore the beautiful country, try new foods, and immerse themselves in the culture. As they boarded the plane, their excitement was palpable.
After a long flight, they finally arrived in Bangkok. They checked into their hotel and immediately set out to explore the bustling city. Everywhere they turned, there were street vendors selling delicious smelling food. Monk's stomach growled in anticipation.
'Let's find a place to eat,' Possum suggested, his eyes scanning the streets for a good spot.
They stumbled upon a small restaurant with outdoor seating and decided to give it a try. As they perused the menu, a friendly waiter approached them and recommended their specialty - garlic bread.
'Trust me, you won't regret it,' he said with a smile.
Possum and Monk took his advice and ordered a plate of garlic bread each. As they took their first bite, their taste buds exploded with flavor. The bread was crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, with just the right amount of garlic and herbs. They devoured the entire plate in minutes.
'This is the best garlic bread I've ever had,' Monk exclaimed, wiping the crumbs from his mouth.
'Me too,' Possum agreed, licking his fingers.
The next day, they decided to take a break from sightseeing and spend the day at the beach. After a few hours of swimming and sunbathing, they were both hungry and headed back to the city in search of more garlic bread.
They stumbled upon a street lined with bars and restaurants, each one more lively than the last. As they walked, they couldn't help but notice the neon lights and loud music coming from a bar called 'The Pink Lotus.'
'Should we check it out?' Possum asked, pointing to the bar.
'Why not?' Monk shrugged.

As they entered the bar, they were greeted by the sight of beautiful women dancing on stage. They were mesmerized by the energy and the music, but what surprised them the most was the fact that all the performers were women.
'These must be lesbian prostitutes,' Possum whispered to Monk, trying to contain his excitement.
They took a seat at the bar and ordered some drinks. As they sipped on their cocktails, they couldn't help but notice that the women were paying them extra attention. They struck up a conversation with one of the performers, who introduced herself as Lily.
'Lily, can we order some garlic bread here?' Monk asked, unable to contain his craving.
'Of course, we have the best garlic bread in town,' Lily replied with a wink.
Shortly after, a plate of piping hot garlic bread was placed in front of them. They couldn't believe their luck - delicious food and beautiful women, what more could they ask for?
As the night went on, Possum and Monk continued to eat garlic bread and chat with the women. They learned about their lives, their struggles, and their dreams. They were amazed by their strength and resilience.
'We may be prostitutes, but we're also artists,' Lily told them proudly.
Possum and Monk ended up spending the entire night at The Pink Lotus, eating garlic bread and being entertained by the talented women. When they left, they couldn't stop talking about their experience.
'We came to Thailand for adventure, and we found so much more,' Possum said, a smile spreading across his face.
'Who knew garlic bread could lead us to such a unique and eye-opening experience,' Monk added.
As they continued their journey through Thailand, they couldn't help but think back to that night at The Pink Lotus. They had discovered the true beauty of the country - its people and their stories. And they would always remember it as the place where they ate the most delicious garlic bread and were entertained by the most amazing lesbian prostitutes.








I don't understand how whores work. If you pretend you don't know a woman is a whore you can take her on a date and have sex with her for free.
And if you date a normal woman you can still give them money.

























































I've been looking at miniatures an parts online and I was suprised how much some of my old miniatures are going for now.
Not world changing amounts but still more than i would have thought.






















































































First death at Pondi
> Man drowns at Penrith Beach on Boxing Day after entering with paddleboard
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/man-drowns-at-penrith-beach-on-boxing-day-after-entering-with-paddleboard/news-story/a344c4b50cbcf75e251fdfcf89520bd2
































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I watched a very well behaved family that night, they were in bed before 12 and weren't getting up for a sneaky snack so I had my fill of their house while they slept upstairs.
They won't be eating their leftovers after I rubbed coleslaw all over my cock and fucked the turkey, I got angry looking at all the cool presents their son got so I went into his room and punched him in the head while he was asleep.
I left the house and took his presents with me but I didn't really want them and I threw them off an overpass and they were smashed to pieces on the road.

I'll have to visit them again sometime.









































 >>/792946/
Somebody thought it was going to be warm and didn't pay any long sleeve tops for her 3 week stay. The normal stores have all of their summer clothing out and none of their winter clothing. Fortunately she was able to get two never worn tops from the Salvos.
I got a Chevrolet tin sign.
















































































I have data again. I hope you NEETs had a good Christmas while I was absent.

I read the posts I missed but didn't deem any worth a (you). Don't get salty please I call it how I see it fr fr.







I filled the green bin about 80%. It has to go out tonight. I used to put them out in the morning but the bastards came early the other week and I had to nurse a stinky bin for a further week. Had to hold my breath every time I opened it to put something in.























































 >>/792983/
> Polls show that 87 per cent of people in Vietnam have had a pet mysteriously stolen, or know someone whose pet was taken, it added.
> Doanh drowned the doomed cats by holding them down with a stick in a bucket of water, he told Metro.
> “For a while now I have felt a genuine desire to leave the cruel cat meat business and switch to something else as soon as possible. When I think of all the thousands of cats I’ve slaughtered and served up here over the years, it’s upsetting,” Doanh said in the HSI’s official statement.
> “Cat theft is so common in Vietnam that I know many of the cats sold here were someone’s loved family companion, and I feel very sorry about that.

So he stole people's cats and drowned them.












































might get a curved monitor for 50 usd tonight (the old one had a giant black stripe)
now all I have left to do is to upgrade my 680 nvidia with a 1070 and I'll be back in the game 
can't wait to take some piss ez 4k gigs




















 >>/793147/
I think it is just his father. His mother hasn't spoken to him in years (this is why he goes on about some imagined neet being fatherless).
He gets taken out for his birthday and allowed to be there for christmas. That seems to be the extent of it which is sad but it makes sense considering what he is like.












@Monk
> Mystery abounds as 124kg of cocaine washes up on NSW beaches
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/mystery-abounds-as-124kg-of-cocaine-washes-up-on-nsw-beaches/news-story/b8fa5f28747769d398dbed5e87680f49









 >>/793172/
During Japan's Edo period (17th century), half-white half-Japanese swordsmaster Mizu quests for vengeance against four white men who illegally remain in Japan during the closing of its borders by the Tokugawa shogunate, one of whom is her father.[3]









 >>/793177/
They try everything, limpet mounts below the water line, radio beacons on buoys, pressure set depth sensors, floatsam, light amphibious air wing.
I wouldn't be surprised if they tried an amphibious skyhook with light air.













































How does one emigrate to Australia?
Arrives as a tourist, then picks up a landowner grille with well developed bush, and hides there from the authorities for a decade, while said grille feeds him? And has to misled the boong Trackers with splashes of gasoline?



 >>/793205/
The original animated version started in 1999 (or whenever). But the 2011 one goes further into the story as more of it was written by that point. The older animation is darker but less refined in its animation. I think both should be seen if you like the new one for the similarities.
























































Dog damn it I'm getting the axe out again these bad home niggers keep walking in here like its a barn and mooing at me like they want a milking. I'm going to duct tape plastic drop sheets all over my hall and turn my flat onto an abbetoir.


















































































At night I go out onto the street and empty the recycling and rubbish bins and put the rubbish in the recycling and the recycling in the rubbish.
Get to learn a lot out their personal lives too.







 >>/793373/
Discarded mail that people don't bother shredding and uber eats receipts, I catalog who lives in which house and where they work along with their appetites.
From there you can sometimes get photos of the inside of their houses through old real estate listings.





















Only about half the neighbours have their bins out. Have I made the wrong decision?
I am feeling unsettled. I can't stand the thought of being exposed to the neighbours as not fully in control of my bin game.
The old fella next door has not put his out. He is usually on top of this sort of thing. It feels wrong to have put myself out of sync with him.
It is too late to bring them back in (the shame). They will have to stay out overnight if they aren't collected today.






































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