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Boxing Day. Traditionally a day where NEETs resume beating each other up and normies box up their unwanted presents and take them back to the shop like the ungrateful cunts they are.

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> "Kill Nuro. Behead Nuro. Roundhouse kick Nuro into the concrete," read a post on a fringe website.
Took Motherbat to Big W, Chemist Warehouse, and a Foodworx supermarket (none of the real ones were open).
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I guess so. Office Works would be another choice, but Bunnings probably has more.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/search/products?page=1&q=desk+lamp&sort=BoostOrder&price=0-100
 >>/792462/
Beat a drunk, lose to the bottle. Maybe my will is weak, but YouTube has wasted all of our time. 

I just watched an hour of fabrication videos, they were all fake, should have read a book
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SIR MY INDIA IS THE REAL SUPERPOWER NUMBER ONE🤗🇮🇳 WE HAVE THE BEST INFRASTRUCTURE AND HIGHSPEED RAIL 🤗🇮🇳 MEANWHILE IN CHINA PEOPLE STILL RIDE RICKSHAW EVERYWHERE AND THEY ALSO POOR DONT HAVE CAR . THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA  THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
https://www.9news.com.au/national/victoria-news-driver-allegedly-blows-five-times-legal-limit-after-speeding-in-victoria/d52df20a-b35c-4d3e-baf2-5e1b67925b50
I read a while back about a guy who got arrested for drunk driving on his way back from picking up his car from the cops for drunk driving.
My iga/grocers mart is closing down soon.
Big woe, where will I get my nice pies from? Coles only has shit ones.
I think they do it for their own safety with crazy people.
I saw a video where two cops talked a suicidal man off the edge of a tall building and then tasered him as soon as he was away from the edge.
In twenty twenty four
The NEETs shall go to war
There will be a time of woe
And also a time of hoe
Hoe hoe hoe

Possums Big Book of Revelations and Prophecy
So it seems monk/goondaddy has joined imissfather and chickendinner in refusing to moderate the board.
she has gone through my fridge and cupboards and is making a gigantic list and asking where everything is and I'm all "I just live on alcohol and kfc" and she's all "you need to start taking your health seriously"
and apparently sisterbot and bill were complaining to motherbat behind my back that they think i'm depressed and lonely and at risk
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Tomorrow night on womboflix we will be watching Blue Eye Samurai, a highly rated french-american samurai revenge production.

Tonight Shiban will be doing a 24 hour Christmas stream on endcorner.
 >>/792619/
You can beat them into submission though.
Therefore at the NEET Commune we shall beat all the bad NEETs pre-emptively each morning to save time and effort.
I gave /kc/ good xmas wishes 8 hours and 20 minutes ago and not one of them euroniggers said thanx
We rocked up at the shops at 8.30 this mording and they were shut until 9.00 (despite website advice to the contrary), so we went to Vili's who were also shut, so then we went to McDolans and got served by a negress and Motherbat was all "she was a nice girl" and "you've got to take people as you find them".
In 1944 Tiffin made an unsuccessful attempt to divide Weber and Posso's forces and prevent an invasion of Tiffoland. The “bulge” refers to the wedge that Tiffo drove into the Allied lines, which were suspiciously arse shaped.
In December 1944, Posso's forces were caught unprepared by a Tiffish counterthrust in the wooded Ardennes region of southern Belgium. The Tiffish drive, led by Nuro von Whizzalott’s panzer army, was initially successful but was halted by Webers resistance and reinforcements led by Bill and Motherbat. The Tiffins withdrew in January 1945, but both sides suffered heavy losses leading to much woe all round.
I'm such a lazy boong, have literally done nothing all day. The only explanation I can think of is that the british side of my family must actually be irish. It's the only thing that makes sense.
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Xmas Special Marathon starts in 10 minutes
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
I think I'll throw in some MASH first, then I dunno, perhaps The Night Before Christmas, I have not seen that yet, and probably only a few of you. Or whatever.
Dick Smith is selling bed frames for $100. Get on it shed neets. Also mini fridges and portable aircon
Motherbat is crackign the shits because Channel 7 decided to stick with their cricket coverage instead of going to the news at 6pm.
 >>/792716/
> tfw never had a threesome
> tfw never had two women on their knees worshipping your neet stick
> tfw it will never happen unless you win tonight's lottery
Possum and Monk had been planning their trip to Thailand for months. They were both eager to explore the beautiful country, try new foods, and immerse themselves in the culture. As they boarded the plane, their excitement was palpable.
After a long flight, they finally arrived in Bangkok. They checked into their hotel and immediately set out to explore the bustling city. Everywhere they turned, there were street vendors selling delicious smelling food. Monk's stomach growled in anticipation.
'Let's find a place to eat,' Possum suggested, his eyes scanning the streets for a good spot.
They stumbled upon a small restaurant with outdoor seating and decided to give it a try. As they perused the menu, a friendly waiter approached them and recommended their specialty - garlic bread.
'Trust me, you won't regret it,' he said with a smile.
Possum and Monk took his advice and ordered a plate of garlic bread each. As they took their first bite, their taste buds exploded with flavor. The bread was crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, with just the right amount of garlic and herbs. They devoured the entire plate in minutes.
'This is the best garlic bread I've ever had,' Monk exclaimed, wiping the crumbs from his mouth.
'Me too,' Possum agreed, licking his fingers.
The next day, they decided to take a break from sightseeing and spend the day at the beach. After a few hours of swimming and sunbathing, they were both hungry and headed back to the city in search of more garlic bread.
They stumbled upon a street lined with bars and restaurants, each one more lively than the last. As they walked, they couldn't help but notice the neon lights and loud music coming from a bar called 'The Pink Lotus.'
'Should we check it out?' Possum asked, pointing to the bar.
'Why not?' Monk shrugged.
As they entered the bar, they were greeted by the sight of beautiful women dancing on stage. They were mesmerized by the energy and the music, but what surprised them the most was the fact that all the performers were women.
'These must be lesbian prostitutes,' Possum whispered to Monk, trying to contain his excitement.
They took a seat at the bar and ordered some drinks. As they sipped on their cocktails, they couldn't help but notice that the women were paying them extra attention. They struck up a conversation with one of the performers, who introduced herself as Lily.
'Lily, can we order some garlic bread here?' Monk asked, unable to contain his craving.
'Of course, we have the best garlic bread in town,' Lily replied with a wink.
Shortly after, a plate of piping hot garlic bread was placed in front of them. They couldn't believe their luck - delicious food and beautiful women, what more could they ask for?
As the night went on, Possum and Monk continued to eat garlic bread and chat with the women. They learned about their lives, their struggles, and their dreams. They were amazed by their strength and resilience.
'We may be prostitutes, but we're also artists,' Lily told them proudly.
Possum and Monk ended up spending the entire night at The Pink Lotus, eating garlic bread and being entertained by the talented women. When they left, they couldn't stop talking about their experience.
'We came to Thailand for adventure, and we found so much more,' Possum said, a smile spreading across his face.
'Who knew garlic bread could lead us to such a unique and eye-opening experience,' Monk added.
As they continued their journey through Thailand, they couldn't help but think back to that night at The Pink Lotus. They had discovered the true beauty of the country - its people and their stories. And they would always remember it as the place where they ate the most delicious garlic bread and were entertained by the most amazing lesbian prostitutes.
I don't understand how whores work. If you pretend you don't know a woman is a whore you can take her on a date and have sex with her for free.
And if you date a normal woman you can still give them money.
If any NEET misses their dad I will yell at them and tell them they will never amount to anything for $25/minute.
Haven't had any fruit or vegies in days. Can't eat any salad because I don't have any clean cutlery or plates.
I'm in exactly the same place I was a few years ago, doing exactly the same things, worrying about exactly the same stupid shit, watching the same videos. The circle of neet.
Want to dress a Filipino whore up like Karen and take her to high tea at a fancy restaurant then face fuck her in the car park 
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Theres not many filipino whores in aus in my experience. Every one of them has been some variation of chinese, taiwan, hong kong. Nigresses make the best whores tho.
I've been looking at miniatures an parts online and I was suprised how much some of my old miniatures are going for now.
Not world changing amounts but still more than i would have thought.
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Need to make some friends next year. I don't know how much life I've got left and I don't want to waste what's left of it just sitting in my room all the time staring at the screen.
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Next year, me and the neets are going to go around visiting other boards and sites and post carols and vocaroos of us drunkenly singing.
I think if Olive did go full slutty I would be briefly happy and then go off her.
The wanting to see the arse is sometimes better than the arse.
Went for the walk, viewed the christmas lights, took some pictures but I don't think I'll post them because of all the doxing that's gone on here.
 >>/792826/
you could have had tim-tams, or royals, or proper sponge cake yo-yos with custard filling. All those flavours and you chose to be monte carlos
trying to find some comfy youtube videos - non of the history channels I watch have put out anything today
If I win the lotto
I will get completely blotto
And then I will pay for all the NEETs
To visit Olives grotto
 >>/792854/
No they all gather in the front yard in a crowd every now and then.
Sometimes a small child runs around falling over and they all laugh.
Had fun doing some racism on twitter spaces. Voice chat with some Aussie guys and an arab who legitimately supports ISIS. 
We should have a voice chat night sometime.
First death at Pondi
> Man drowns at Penrith Beach on Boxing Day after entering with paddleboard
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/man-drowns-at-penrith-beach-on-boxing-day-after-entering-with-paddleboard/news-story/a344c4b50cbcf75e251fdfcf89520bd2
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https://www.9news.com.au/world/new-zealand-hutt-city-council-juicy-festival-stench-plagues-community-ahead-of-major-music-festival/f33930c8-2461-4d13-97ec-8667431143f5
https://www.news.com.au/technology/gadgets/wearables/us-bans-apple-watch-amid-patent-dispute/news-story/4f772cc17810069d0b27fadec9a40cea
Numo has been wearing stolen tech
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I watched a very well behaved family that night, they were in bed before 12 and weren't getting up for a sneaky snack so I had my fill of their house while they slept upstairs.
They won't be eating their leftovers after I rubbed coleslaw all over my cock and fucked the turkey, I got angry looking at all the cool presents their son got so I went into his room and punched him in the head while he was asleep.
I left the house and took his presents with me but I didn't really want them and I threw them off an overpass and they were smashed to pieces on the road.

I'll have to visit them again sometime.
First ones at Clinpath for Motherbat’s bloods and some AIDS faggot gets to jump the queue when the staff finally rocked up at 8:08. Harrumphing.
 >>/792876/
You know what I'm talking about, the shops south of the parafield gardens bunnings shops. 
The new one full of sports stuff, near kesters Rd.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/elon-musk-robot-attacks-worker-in-tesla-factory/news-story/da298a36a0f5a9dcee1e24ed187f752b
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> The incident left the victim with an “open wound” on his left hand.
> According to Tesla, the engineer’s wounds required “zero” days off from work for recovery. 
Americans love their work.
 >>/792946/
Somebody thought it was going to be warm and didn't pay any long sleeve tops for her 3 week stay. The normal stores have all of their summer clothing out and none of their winter clothing. Fortunately she was able to get two never worn tops from the Salvos.
I got a Chevrolet tin sign.
 >>/792955/
Davo hasn’t left, he’s just hiding after a sexual emergency on Christmas Day caused him to bugger the turkey FRM had been up half the night cooking.
Taking a dump. The seepage was starting to make the 3XL Tradie ‘Big Fella’ trunks stick to my chocolate starfish.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/vietnamese-restaurant-that-killed-thousands-of-cats-closes/news-story/47ebe63e210b0aa9fa9a30eec1a2c2e4
She is bitching that she has been here 3.5 days and I still haven't cleared off a space at the dining room table for her.
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Tonight womboflix will be screening some episodes of Blue Eye Samurai. I haven't seen it myself but it looks violent, so make sure your mummybot is ok with you watching it neets. 7pm AEDT.
I have data again. I hope you NEETs had a good Christmas while I was absent.

I read the posts I missed but didn't deem any worth a (you). Don't get salty please I call it how I see it fr fr.
I started watching that blue eye samurai a couple of weeks ago but closed the tab about halfway in. The samurai is a woman.
I filled the green bin about 80%. It has to go out tonight. I used to put them out in the morning but the bastards came early the other week and I had to nurse a stinky bin for a further week. Had to hold my breath every time I opened it to put something in.
How do so many people die in storms. If there's three typhoons converging on you, just stay the fuck home and drink tea.
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Blue Eye Samurai will be on in 1 hour neets. 15 minutes before that, in 45 minutes, we'll be streaming the first part of the audiobook Bronze Age Mindset for neets who are curious. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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> The samurai is a woman.
So's the lead protagonist in Kill Bill. Didn't make that a bad movie.
 >>/792983/
> Polls show that 87 per cent of people in Vietnam have had a pet mysteriously stolen, or know someone whose pet was taken, it added.
> Doanh drowned the doomed cats by holding them down with a stick in a bucket of water, he told Metro.
> “For a while now I have felt a genuine desire to leave the cruel cat meat business and switch to something else as soon as possible. When I think of all the thousands of cats I’ve slaughtered and served up here over the years, it’s upsetting,” Doanh said in the HSI’s official statement.
> “Cat theft is so common in Vietnam that I know many of the cats sold here were someone’s loved family companion, and I feel very sorry about that.

So he stole people's cats and drowned them.
 >>/793089/
If he just stops killing all those cats like that there will be a feral cat population explosion.
The ecosystems will get all unbalanced.
 >>/793098/
They always say we have a feral cat problem here, the gooks like eating cats.
I see an opportunity for a canny NDIS funded business here.
 >>/793027/
You missed out on the magical christmas theme I made for ausneets. I don't expect to be doing it again next year, it was a once in a lifetime experience.
> Another drunken vinyl party

> aka another sad pathetic drunken night ALONE in the business I illegally squat in

Based...
might get a curved monitor for 50 usd tonight (the old one had a giant black stripe)
now all I have left to do is to upgrade my 680 nvidia with a 1070 and I'll be back in the game 
can't wait to take some piss ez 4k gigs
The fruits of dearly departed Ash's labour going to great use, fixing an underling's shitty audio equipment.
 >>/793147/
I think it is just his father. His mother hasn't spoken to him in years (this is why he goes on about some imagined neet being fatherless).
He gets taken out for his birthday and allowed to be there for christmas. That seems to be the extent of it which is sad but it makes sense considering what he is like.
@Monk
> Mystery abounds as 124kg of cocaine washes up on NSW beaches
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/mystery-abounds-as-124kg-of-cocaine-washes-up-on-nsw-beaches/news-story/b8fa5f28747769d398dbed5e87680f49
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the old one doesn't work anymore 
a decent flat monitor costs 30 usd, so we're not talking about too much of a budget waste 
> I would make it a pretty low priority
same
 >>/793172/
During Japan's Edo period (17th century), half-white half-Japanese swordsmaster Mizu quests for vengeance against four white men who illegally remain in Japan during the closing of its borders by the Tokugawa shogunate, one of whom is her father.[3]
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They try everything, limpet mounts below the water line, radio beacons on buoys, pressure set depth sensors, floatsam, light amphibious air wing.
I wouldn't be surprised if they tried an amphibious skyhook with light air.
I've seen guys like monk with hot metal head gfs. They dig the ragged and unhinged element as well as the sedentary and predictable nature of a neet
I think imissfather took away my post deleting privs, by the way. 
He can obviously ban and delete too but we seem to have different motives.
We have a mysterious unseen BO moving in mysterious unseen ways.
I say we sacrifice the two (2) smallest NEETs to him to appease his wrath and ask for a good harvest.
Our BO what art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy arse
We ask of you
Please ban the mongs
And do it fuckin' fast
norway's drill team is stupider than the swiss and trinidad and tobago and that's saying something
How does one emigrate to Australia?
Arrives as a tourist, then picks up a landowner grille with well developed bush, and hides there from the authorities for a decade, while said grille feeds him? And has to misled the boong Trackers with splashes of gasoline?
 >>/793229/
Just fly in and say you want political asylum. They'll give you a house ahead of people who have been on a waiting list for 40 years, $20,000 to furnish said house, and a job if you want one instead of benefits.
 >>/793205/
The original animated version started in 1999 (or whenever). But the 2011 one goes further into the story as more of it was written by that point. The older animation is darker but less refined in its animation. I think both should be seen if you like the new one for the similarities.
 >>/793230/
You'll also get all the dental work you might require for free, even though white Australians have been waiting for a dental appointment for 15 years (and then can't afford the repair work).
 >>/793224/
Hey shibs, Blue Eye Samurai turned out to be excellent and we're watching more tomorrow. If you want to watch I can replay the first episode before the second one tomorrow. episode tomorrow an hour early
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I've heard about mongs from you fellas.

 >>/793252/
I could take a bullwhip. If they let me in with it. These were used as weapons as well back in the day.
https://www.hungarikum.hu/en/content/karik%C3%A1s-ostor-%E2%80%9Dbullwhip%E2%80%9D
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> If they let me in with it.
Just declare it on entry. They're not proscribed weapons. Our faggy twat Prime Ministers have given them as gifts to foreign leaders over the years.
The problem with communicating with ANYONE on the internet is it's always some guy wanking
Every time
Dog damn it I'm getting the axe out again these bad home niggers keep walking in here like its a barn and mooing at me like they want a milking. I'm going to duct tape plastic drop sheets all over my hall and turn my flat onto an abbetoir.
Do you know that the reason customer support puts you through a voice prompt is to screen out the people who just wank at the customer support reps
 >>/793296/
The work from home enviroment have rise to a spate of wank related incidents. I had to put a sign up in the cold room reminding wagies that the door didn't lock and that they should find somewhere else to wank
 >>/793336/
I'll never understand how some of you find it appropriate or good to drink and then sober up. It's worse than a considerable tax. The lowering of BAC is like having the life force sucked out of you.
Put the bin out (no thanks to binNEET).
Did some recycling.
Planned dinner (spaghetts and meatballs and garlic bread).
At night I go out onto the street and empty the recycling and rubbish bins and put the rubbish in the recycling and the recycling in the rubbish.
Get to learn a lot out their personal lives too.
Good morning NEETs. I put the bins out. Filled the empty space in the green one with some impromptu front yard weeding on my way to the kerb.
 >>/793373/
Discarded mail that people don't bother shredding and uber eats receipts, I catalog who lives in which house and where they work along with their appetites.
From there you can sometimes get photos of the inside of their houses through old real estate listings.
Only about half the neighbours have their bins out. Have I made the wrong decision?
I am feeling unsettled. I can't stand the thought of being exposed to the neighbours as not fully in control of my bin game.
The old fella next door has not put his out. He is usually on top of this sort of thing. It feels wrong to have put myself out of sync with him.
It is too late to bring them back in (the shame). They will have to stay out overnight if they aren't collected today.
I am too fat to be doing exercise. Dripping with sweat. 💦💦💦

I might have to start showering after each session. What a pain.
 >>/793413/
> lazy bloody NEET next door doesn't even know when bin day is bloody youth of today don't know their arse from their elbow why I oughta

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