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No. 793461 [Preview] [Reply]
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I got stuck behind an elderly German-sounding man at Drakes who had a trolley full of 11L spring water jugs.
He could not understand that the price had gone up. "But they're $8" he kept saying despite it being explained to him that they were $8 but now they're $9.
They had to get two managers in to finally move him on.
He walked out looking bewildered. Some of the life went permanently out of him.
















































































































































































No. 793637 [Preview] [Reply]
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When I used to live in units somebody wiped the whole row of bins out with their car on bin night once.
It was chaos the police had to block off the road for a bit till it got cleared up.























































































No. 793724 [Preview] [Reply]
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When I ran a chicken farm there was one fuckhuge rooster called Bruce that would run at you if your back was turned and then stop and pretend he wasn't when you turned round.
I used to shoot him with my nerf gun but he started it.




















































































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Exchanged words with an e-scooter retard who had the temerity to ding his bell at me twice on a long uphill. The first time I immediately went full power to the top but on the way down he dinged again because I go slow and safe past the hazards. I didnt even turn round but he passes when the path opened up and keeps mouthing off so I put him behind me again and he is still trying to have a go when I stop at the shops. He asked me for feedback on his ride so I give him some well deserved scorn and he scoots off in tears. These kids on their toys dont realize the bike path is a arena where heroes like me will battle all comers for the sake of glory and e-scoonies are at the bottom of the food chain.













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Found a lost mong in the bad home area, eventually got through to JUST.ltd 

As usual the JUST manager at JUST.ltd had no idea their mong was loose, panicked, thought we had abducted the mong, eventually had to conceed that as we already had their mong we might as well return the mong to JUST.ltd by taxi. 

The mong was totally fine and apparently got to the bad home area in exactly the same way we sent them back. God protects mongs and lost horses.












































No. 793865 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/793833/
Typical 4 way phone call
> oh my god sir your location please where is DURR currently one minute *indistinct yelling* sir ok. Ok sir please uh.... your good name sir... one minute *indistinct clattering*
Returning lost mongs is part and parcel






















No. 793887 [Preview] [Reply]
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Went to bunniggers 
Felt anxious talking asking for directions 
Felt adrenaline in the case I was stopped by booze bus niggers again even though I'm 00 
A schitz day overall, better luck tomorrow











































No. 793930 [Preview] [Reply]
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One time I dropped a steak on the ground in this murky grey puddle and I put the steak back on the grill for a minute then served it to a customer.
If they ordered a well done I would cook it to medium well then the put it in the microwave to get it the rest of the way.


































































































No. 794028 [Preview] [Reply]
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> Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation
> https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op
> “Billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad’s pursuit of a plentiful penis has ended in his death. The 65-year-old big wheel died of a heart attack at a private Paris hospital where he was undergoing a penis enlargement procedure. Reports say the Israeli-Belgian died on the operating table. Belgian media report that Laniad was stricken when a substance was injected into his penis triggering his demise.”





















































No. 794081 [Preview] [Reply]
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Have placed a bracket where the timber fence rail had come away from the post and fixed a few loose palings on the fence, the neighbours have been away so I have been able to get out in the yard and do a few things.














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 >>/794064/
Unsheeted mattress are fine. They are cooler to sleep on. 

 >>/794079/
I got that mug from a Brisbane nightclub who the fuck knows. Seems ok to me 

 >>/794082/
I don’t know about every day but all the beach goers do. I don’t I hate the stuff when riding the sweat gets it in my eyes and makes my grips slippery. Fuck the zinc Jew.

 >>/794080/
I am actually running low on brain force. I only buy when it’s on sale and the shipping is fucking expensive thanks USPS

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No. 794097 [Preview] [Reply]
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Another online order cancelled for risk assessment reasons and my money refunded.
This has been happening all the time since I moved to this bad home suburb.
I think the whole place is flagged as dodgy.
Very frustrating.










































































No. 794171 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/794146/
Nazeem is quite similar to Keegan really. Nazeem doesn't have a house at all, he has the farm he visits but no where for him to live there so he sleeps in the Drunken Huntsman inn. A haughty homeless man. Very nuro-esque.

No. 794172 [Preview] [Reply]
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There was a mod that turned Skyrim into a zombie apocalypse that would spread across the map.
You had to defend towns you wanted to still shop at or they'd get zombie wiped.
Cannot remember what it was called though.

















No. 794189 [Preview] [Reply]
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neets, when you actually leave the hovel to take a break, where do you go? I can only think of the food court at the shopping centre, and the local library, which is full of smelly homeless neets nowadays.





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I bought some cologne from chemist warehouse. I had to get a staff member to open the cabinet then they walked it over and put it behind the checkout counter and the woman there kept it out of reach until the computer said my card payment had gone through.

That is what shopping is like in the ghetto. It will be bulletproof floor to ceiling glass next.
You will have to walk around stores handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard.










No. 794204 [Preview] [Reply]
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 >>/794177/
>   >>/794194/
>  My Craigs has an armoured cabinet they keep the spirits in.
>  When I first moved out here all the bottles on the shelves had a little lock cap they had to take off to stop boongs from sculling in the store.
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>  NEET [Australia] 4 minutes ago [Preview] No.794196 [X] del  >>/794197/
>   >>/794194/
>  >handcuffed to a Pajeet security guard
>  So long as I get a sexy bearded bear sikh guard. No homo.
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>  NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794197 [X] del
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>  Nope sorry you get a grubby pajeet with an unwashed arse.
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>  NEET [Australia] 3 minutes ago [Preview] No.794198 [X] del  >>/794200/
>   >>/794194/
>  Lizbef CW?
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>  NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794199 [X] del  >>/794202/
>   >>/794183/
>  Poo deployed. It was almost black.
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>  NEET [Australia] 2 minutes ago [Preview] No.794200 [X] del  >>/794201/
>   >>/794198/
>  No.
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>  NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794201 [X] del
>   >>/794200/
>  Munno Para CW?
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>  NEET [Australia] about a minute ago [Preview] No.794202 [X] del
>   >>/794199/
>  Your arse is racist.












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> Azxx gleeblix-harmonyx zwoopz
> Centhix, zaptzaptz flynergy
> Zubbadubba puzztanding pingblorp
Splaxxon.

































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 >>/794230/
Yes. I have already declined more choggies and chippies and stuff, and the 6 inch subway today was the first fast food since last Friday. The alcohol will be the hardest, although I think I will compromise and stop buying wine and premix and just start working on those 18 or 19 bottles of scotch a little bit each night.



























































No. 794308 [Preview] [Reply]
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Herder called me, while on shift with another client (from a different company) and put her on after giving me the low down on how the bleep bloop app works or something. That was all a bit intense.








No. 794316 [Preview] [Reply]
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Weber, leave a light on for me
I'll be there before you close the door
To give you all the love that you need
Weber, leave a light on for me
'Cause when the world takes me away
You are still the air that I breathe
































No. 794348 [Preview] [Reply]
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Motherbat is watching some Entertainment Tonight shit on the tele and it's basically a documentary on Denzel Washington and she's all "he is one of the nice ones" (niggers) and getting shitty with me and telling me to put my headphones on and shut the fuck up.






























No. 794378 [Preview] [Reply]
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They haven't emptied the bin yet. It must be coming soon. Nervously imagining the sound that convection oven is going to make.
The sound of a bin with an inappropriate item inside. A bin of shame. The neighbour will know.



















































No. 794429 [Preview] [Reply]
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Put Motherbat in charge of toasting the damper buns under the griller. She ended up giving me two top halves (coated with flour) and herself two bottom halves. One fucking job to do.








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