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The bin got emptied. Just a low key dull thud. No explosion. No breaking glass. No convection oven bouncing out and landing in the middle of the street for everyone to see.




A police caution sheet for one of the bad home youths on the street found its way into my car port somehow.
Cannabis possession in 2020.












 >>/794483/
No. In fancy hotels they have a middle aged woman who pops out of the toilet and delicately wipes your angus clean, while soothing music plays. That is literally all she gets to do all day.



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I just got back from cutting spars in the bush and my balls are aching. I cut down twenty trees with my chainsaw and I will make a kino cabin like uncle ted. Sadly I didn't catch any possums or wallabys in the traps I set up in the bush but maybe next time I will. I made a nice pie and took a photo I will send to mummybot and have it for tonights moofie, I cant wait. I missed (You) all in my absence especially my bro nuro.



Tiffin had always been fascinated by the beauty of the Australian bush. As a young boy, he would often spend hours exploring the dense forests and rocky outcrops near his home. Now, as a grown man, he still found solace in the tranquility of nature.
One warm summer morning, Tiffin woke up with a strong urge to venture into the bush. He had been working on a project to build a new fence for his property and needed some strong spars. He knew that the best place to find them was deep within the bush, so he packed his tools and set off.
The sun was high in the sky as Tiffin made his way through the familiar trails. The chirping of birds and the rustling of leaves filled his ears, and he couldn't help but feel at peace. The bush was alive with the vibrant colors of wildflowers, and the air was filled with the sweet scent of eucalyptus. Tiffin couldn't help but smile as he relished in the beauty of his surroundings.
After a few hours of walking, Tiffin finally reached the spot where he knew he could find the perfect spars. With a practiced eye, he began to carefully select the strongest and straightest branches. As he worked, he couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. He had always enjoyed working with his hands, and there was something satisfying about creating something with natural materials.


As the sun started to set, Tiffin finished cutting the spars and packed them onto his back. He knew the trek back home would be tiring, but he was determined to make it before dark. With a newfound spring in his step, Tiffin made his way back through the bush.
As he neared his home, the smell of something delicious wafted through the air. Tiffin's stomach grumbled, and he quickened his pace. He knew that his wife, Sarah, must have made one of her famous hot pies. He couldn't wait to sink his teeth into the flaky crust and savory filling.
As he entered the house, Tiffin was greeted by the delicious aroma of the pie. Sarah smiled at him from the kitchen as she pulled the steaming dish out of the oven.
'Perfect timing,' she said with a grin, 'I just finished cooking the pie.'
Tiffin couldn't help but smile as he sat down at the table. He told Sarah about his adventure in the bush, and she listened with rapt attention. As they enjoyed their meal, Tiffin couldn't help but feel grateful for the simple pleasures in life. A day spent in the bush, surrounded by nature, followed by a warm meal with his family, was all he needed to feel content.
As the night fell and the stars twinkled in the sky, Tiffin reflected on his day. He realized that sometimes, the greatest adventures can be found in the simplest moments. And as he drifted off to sleep, he couldn't wait to see what new adventures the bush had in store for him in the future.






Oh possum, dear possum, with fur so soft and gray
Your love for garlic bread, it never fades away
In the dead of night, you roam the streets
Searching for your favorite treat

With nimble paws and a curious nose
You sniff out the scent wherever it goes
Through gardens and trash cans you scurry
In search of the bread that makes you so merry

Oh how you relish each and every bite
Your little heart filled with pure delight
The crunchy crust, the buttery spread
Oh possum, your love for garlic bread knows no end

Some may say it's an unusual affair
A possum and garlic bread, a strange pair
But you care not for what others may think
For in each other's company, you find a link

With each bite, your love only grows
For this golden bread, your heart overflows
And though others may not understand
For you, it's the most delicious love, so grand

So let the world say what they may
For you and garlic bread, it's a perfect day
With each passing night, you'll continue to roam
In search of your love, your garlic bread home.




Got some almost half price protein powder from CW, thanks for the recommendation. 
There two young guys acting like cunts near the perfume section and asking the jeet guard if they'd get away with stealing it etc. One of them was a NIGGER. I was loitering nearby incase the guard needed some stomping assistance. Positive adrenaline. 
Then at coles a dirty, smelly jeet had his trolley in the self checkout area all but blocking the walk way. I bumped into him as I pushed past to a checkout. 
The white man marches on!







I worked as a scripted telephone operator the landing page of Weber's spambot chugger web portal Womboclimatecrisisjustice.org once.



Been wearing the same pair of thongs every day for almost 6 weeks or so and they absolutely stink of foot sweat. Like its penetrated into the rubber.





























































I have put a spritz of that cologne I bought on my arm. I am not sure what I think. It is my first time using cologne. It smells quite nice.

I want to try different ones but they are too expensive to buy just to try. Are there any stores that have samples you can try?











Brain is still fucked up from the grog. Need the wagon but I'm too fucked to climb aboard. Just lash me to the side with some rope or something.




My pharmacy puts things by the exit door for deros to steal then writes them up as a deductible loss. Then they blackmail the bad home women into making straw sales while they honour phoney online scripts. They've really got it on lock.






 >>/794593/
It's where a shop sells something under the table and records the sale to a random person's account. 
If you want antibiotics, they tell you how to fill a phoney online script to get somthing they can legally honour. If you want somthing that's even harder to get they will find someone eligible for a script and sell you meds under the table on that person's account. 
Pharma lobby and doctors are constantly fighting over the dirty money.




 >>/794600/
Tiffin is actually a clone grown in a vat by nazi scientists who fled to tasmania after ww2, formed by mixing together the semen of a thousand of the best SS officers. They probably made multiple copies of him.



I need to get obsessed and driven by hatred like that samurai character. It's the only way I'm ever going to have enough energy to make something of myself.


 >>/794567/
I have explain it. You are trolling 

 >>/794576/
They do testers in places like myer or david jones. I have about 30 bottles collected over the years but never wear it. I should though, ex-misso said she loved it when men wore it. 
It's called aftershave, btw 

 >>/794578/
I've never tried hammer curls. Might 

 >>/794579/
Slander 

 >>/794587/
Sunday is the final wagon departure. Don't you dare miss it.









 >>/794605/
DavoNEET didn't say much of anything about the whole affair so you're rushing to conclusions. He managed to get a girlfriend through a cold approach which is pretty chad by /ausneets/ standards and more impressive than what captain shaved balls has done.
I am somewhat disappointed in his lack of Christmas photos though. He never came through with the wedding food photos either, only the photo of him on the train.
















I wanna go further than this  >>/794625/
Maybe in that particular Australian English that is spoken in the street you live in.
I bet even Australia has like a dozen different dialects with different pronunciation rules and habits.


 >>/794631/
That doesn't change the fact that no one pronounces the oo in gook the same as it is in good. You'd either have:
> guks on the perimeter
Or:
> gude morning
Both sound retarded in English. No native speaker would pronounce the oo the same. 
 >>/794632/
> not region
There is still some regional variation but it is mostly class based. eg. Adelaide









Lots of police activity in this bad home are the past few days. 
Another booze bus set up near the last one. Saw some cunt pass through the intersection, see the lights and all the getup, then fucking reverse into the intersection and do a left turn. Pissed for sure.

Got some loin chops from Costco. Was $18 a kilo and there were 15 chops, I think $38 all up. They are better chops than the side of lamb packs. They are trimmed up and don't have the tails. Seared 4, then put the pan on the oven for about 20 mins. Made some cucumber, feta, lemon juice and oil salad thing and had then sliced in mini bread rolls with it.















































Fucking herder ruined my day. Now have about 8 hrs of shifts, including the next one that called right after the worker. I'm guessing 10pm home.



 >>/794691/
Haven't had a solid shit in a week and this fill in is with a client that I haven't done a shift with. Also have to interact with other workers. Herder also cancelled the following shift so I'll get an hour lecture about how that's not good.










Well NEETs it’s been an interesting morning so far. Turns out at 3am some Nagger in San Antonio California charged 750 dollars to my Mastercard. 

This has never happened to me before. Already on the phone to the bank. Card already cancelled. They say it will be 15 business days to complete the dispute. I am amazed the banks even let the transaction go through. What the fuck.


 >>/794688/
Amazon is the easiest to deal with in Australia. Do not buy anything with a battery from their overseas store*, but even their warranty cover is elite. I returned a Fitbit after a few years because the battery drained after 2 hours from a full charge. No Australian retailer would allow that return.

*You pay for return postage and are re-reimbursed up to $X amount, it takes 30 days to process the return when it arrives at their overseas centre and you can only do the reimbursement after you get the refund amount. Might hassle them today over it.








 >>/794708/
Nah I will be polite as I didn't think the warranty would be accepted (I didn't damage it but I got my use out of the product). 
I will be firm. I am not waiting 30 days + 6 days (money returned processing time) + X days to reimburse me on postage.











I saw a Mexican or something the other day. He had those sicario tattoos. What the fuck? This country truly is becoming Americanised, we even have the niggers and everything.







 >>/794727/
I don't want to hear about how easy it is. I want you to not only come to me with solutions, I want you to act on them. If you take 5 mins telling me about what took you 10 mins, the time is barely worth it.










 >>/794736/
You know that feeling when you're worried about a neighbour seeing a convection oven fall out of a bin? 
Now imagine that oven is a poo, the bin is my arse and the neighbours are still the neighbours.







I did another spritz of cologne on my arm.
I am still not sure if I like it or not.
I think I will put the bottle in the cupboard for now and do some research before buying a different one to try.
I think I want to smell light and citrusey 🍋🍊 not heavy and musky.



















Is nuro just permanently on the eeb now? He used to say he had to ride it due to a wrist injury (lol) but that was a year or two ago.














 >>/794776/
my calves and ankles itch and go scabby when I make them bleed at night
my feet are discoloured
even if I somehow lost weight I couldn't show a girl feet or wear thongs in public










Weber could easily get to 110kg next year me thinks. All that goon delivery money saved could be put to skin reduction surgery too. 
2024 year of improvement.



















I got a delivery from america today that wasn't due for another 2 weeks and an email from the other mob saying they will do the parts again straight away and reund me the postage and I can keep the others if they show up.
Maybe the curse has been broken.











The iga that is closing down near me is in a little arcade with a newsagent a butcher and a chemist, I wonder if they will stay open now.

















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James Cameron is a vegan. I had the idea recently while re-watching Aliens that it's an anti meat eating allegory, forcing humans into the perspective of a preyed upon species with no escape.





 >>/794842/
> Davos chad accomplishments 
How many pussies did he actually smash? In round figures?
> Weber broke up with the HA
He deserves better
> FIFOs heart attack
Not even this year










Went to the zoo today. Forgot how awful apes smell, saw a whole pack of ewoks, millions of bugs, just one koala is left, I really went to see the JUST koala.



Been listening to lowfi for so long that I forgot digital audio was even a thing. I've only got one headphone .flak is totally unknown to me. 4k audio is like Grug exposed to fire. Fear, awe, mistrust









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I have played a few hours of Stray today. The graphics are fairly good and it was only 6gb to download. I use a xbox controller to play it and so far it gets you thinking without being too easy.


The endless it wasn't me it was nuro does lead me to believe nuro doesn't exist at all.
HEY NURO IF YOU EXIST WRITE IGA IS A WANKER ON YOUR HAND AND POST IT
























https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King-Size_Homer
> In the episode, Homer despises the nuclear plant's new exercise program and decides to attain a weight of 300 pounds (136 kg) so he can claim a disability and work from home. 
Sounds do-able.












#Hope
> Wild weather hits Queensland, hail, lightning
>  >Wild weather is smashing southeast Queensland, with the Bureau of Meteorology warning of “several waves of thunderstorms”.
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/queenslanders-to-be-hit-with-heatwave-in-the-north-and-thunderstorms-in-the-southeast/news-story/5dd9ac99aac9d84b8c3ce0462d60621c



































































 >>/794821/
There isn't a butcher there. 
I went to that IGA once and my sister was working there. Hadn't seen her in almost a decade. 
I got told that she was there so likely saw her and didn't recognise her



















I watched the last season of Archer yesterday and in it there was a rogue spy operation called The Silver Wolves and they just ripped off nuros life completely.












Got a new lot of mints, first time trying them. The safety feature is gay and you need two hands to open it. The new round hole is sleek. They feel different in weight. The mints themselves have now got half with a spearmint layer thing on it. It's not a good idea,  it's dissolving quicker than the bicarb mint bit. Going to get a blue smear. It tastes sharp, like a Listerine paper mint thing. 
Not impressed by this at all.













 >>/795001/
I have being waiting for this review since I asked you about it months ago. 
Yes, they turn to mush. The safety thing is almost painful to open sometimes (gets weaker with more openings) and the mint itself actually dissolves faster, probably so they can sell more. 
The new round hole is good though.


 >>/795014/
> The safety thing is almost painful to open sometimes (gets weaker with more openings)
>  >(gets weaker with more openings)
> The new round hole is good though.
The more and more gaped round hole.




























 >>/795014/
It's absolutely garbage, I'm moving around what feels like a cool mint after you've chewed it and it keeps dissolving. Just spat it out half way because it broke and is giving off too much flavour and nicotine liquid, making it burn. The hard ones didn't force you to make saliva. It's terrible. I can't tell if there's a difference in packaging either so there's no point looking for old ones. I expect there are many people dissapointed with this. I can't fault the new hole though.








 >>/795040/
Would you know what 'diamond service' means? $130 normal vs. $200 diamond for 30 mins. I assume(hope) it means anal and other exotic extras but my locals website doesn't mention it. 

> They always start yelling strange asian gibberish
Hot 

 >>/795044/
You'll get used to it. The quick dissolving actually means more nicotine. I no longer gum 2 4mg mints because of this





Given I have such a big dick I feel like it would be a shame not to use it. Why not gift these fine concubines some cenno money while also offering them pleasure? It should be my moral imperative.








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Went into the fancy camping shop on the way at the last minute before they closed for the long weekend. There were heaps of healthy vegan eaters there all wearing swank out doors wear. I bought a belt on an impulse for $60 without trying it out. Its too stiff and too big and I would have had second thoughts or maybe got the medium but the sales chad told me to shut up and took my money. I have mild ragrets. I blame subliminal messaging on the store audio.





 >>/795066/

You're so mealy mouthed and glib cruisey, the insincere aspartamine compliments just drip out of your mouth like coke zero dribbling out of the snaggle toothed gob of a mong onto his favorite "attitude" T-shirt.






You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.

All the “rejection” you get is only inside your head. Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors.

Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who “rejected” you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women, she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.

You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.















Tom Sewell just messaged me on Twitter saying he knows who Tiffin is and that the NSN rejected his application on physical and character grounds















> pensioner Frank Kemmler won a $60,000 lotto prize 
> declaring the win with Centrelink, he's since lost his disability support pension.
Frank spoke to A Current Affair about the rollercoaster of emotions he experienced in winning the lotto.

Something doesn't add up here.






























Watching news about that blue mountains car crash. 
Oof. Always scares me. Imagine the engine block getting pushed in, breaking both your legs and crushing your torso. You sit there paralysed as you either bleed out or go into cardiac arrest. Sometimes I think about it when driving and get terribly anxious, hyper aware of the danger in piloting a one tone cage full of unleaded.


























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 >>/795155/
I don't think there is much we can do. 
We are witnessing a slow suicide. He doesn't want to help himself even though many before him have recovered from worse. 
Fridge frogs are to blame. We need to collectively foster a culture of Faustian spiritedness. It's never too late. 
He can rise above.


















 >>/795171/
Its not tough love. He is probably the most intelligent and competent person here. He owns an investment property, has a professional career, an extended family that still involves him, and an ardent sense of identity. 
He even has the gun club, the vet club, the balls to go to banjer lessons, the attention of the HA however much he dislikes it. It is more than many of us can claim as experience of a social life. 
He is catastrophising the health problems. Drop the goon and focus on the weight loss and he'd be ok in a few years. 
You are seriously cunts for enabling his delusions of woe.















I have a piece of paper where a guy signed me his soul and his firstborn son somewhere.
This was in exchange for a cigarette we were very drunk.















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Check out his cunt white boong chad supreme court judge
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jun/13/lincoln-crowley-sworn-in-as-nations-first-indigenous-supreme-court-judge


I had the Maggi noodles Vietnamese beef and lemon grass flavour. They were very good.
Pack size has shrunk though. Very small cakes.









Detergent took a second glance at the heap of rags and rubbish in the alley.
It was no heap of rags and rubbish.
"N..Noodle is that you?" he stammered, shocked to his very core.
How could this have come to pass?



















The other day I was thinking about not having a choof and then I had a vision of Cruisey and he said "Go on mate have a fuckin' choof you deserve it" so I did.




 >>/795243/
No that wasn't nuro it was me and yes he did he got them from a facebook page.
Either that or the postie guy decided to post his photos on ausneets 2 years later for some reason.





I keep watching the predator movies, searching the background for hidden predators that the audience isn't meant to notice and have been missed by fans for years.





That mate I was doing coke with has gone off the rails. Doing ketamine, gear, drinking every night of the holidays. In with a bad crowd. On a bunch of psych meds. Sending me messages when he boils the kettle just because. Messaging me at 5 in the morning "dude im absolutely in space". 
Drug abusers should exist in silence and isolation, like me.


























In the year twenty twenty four
The NEETs shall rise up from the floor
We'll demand our share and then take more
And throw the normies out the door
We'll be rich and they'll be poor
And every NEET will get a robot whore.

Possums Big Book of Fun Prophecies Chapter 4, lines 6-11

















I miss the times before the original John Wick came out where you could just kill other peoples dogs and you didnt even get in trouble

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Have a ticket for the cricket tonight but bailed due to my arse.
Talking about arses, theres a lot of juicy ones about.
Each day I think about a tug, I end up having the runs again.
First tugs, then mints, the choof doesnt work and goon makes me ill.
Its like Im not getting the hint.




Took Motherbat for a walk and a toasted sammich and a coffee in Lyndoch. Got some jam tarts for later.
She bought me a 72 Corvette Stingray Hot Wheels car at Big W.

















Neets I have decided to chadfish employers 4tehlulz.
Tonight we will make a CHAD employee resume and randomly apply for jobs, then ghost their interviews. If this turns out to not be that funny I will think of something else. Maybe a humorous B2B scam.



































































 >>/795377/
Asian culture has allowed western women to act like that, faux vulnerability. Damsel in distress, awkward but cute.. like a cartoon or a shiba dog. 
All lies. He's a Mexican and is genetically conditioned to be a hill dwelling barbarian in the new Mexican/ Mojave desert.
























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