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With 8.5 tonnes of fireworks set to be launched across two displays, at 9pm and midnight, the focus this year will be firmly anchored around First Nations traditions.

To kick things off, the Tribal Warrior Association will conduct a smoking ceremony across three boats to "cleanse the harbour of negative spirits" in preparation for the new year, using eucalyptus leaves to purify the space and pay respect to the traditional custodians of the land, past and present.





















































































 >>/795541/
Insurance is the issue, not compliance. 
Although, supports are supposed to be provided in Australia I think. I have heard of people going overseas. The invoices will only state hours, not where they went or what they did.

















The old mints used to say F and L on them, (Full strength 4mg and Low strength 1.5mg).
Maybe they had to change that to the current 4 and I presume 1.5 stamped on the top, so they were made to change it.
There's a second compartment behind the hole.










































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Not a single word describing the man
> ‘What an a**hole’: Locals fume over killing of iconic Blue Groper in Sutherland Shire
>  >The blue groper, known for being non-aggressive and inquisitive, has been the official fish of New South Wales since 1996 and is protected by law from spearfishing and commercial enterprise.
>  >The groper, affectionately named ‘Gus’ by the community, was speared at Old Park in Cronulla, which is a well-signed no-spearfishing zone.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/what-an-ahole-locals-fume-over-killing-of-iconic-blue-groper-at-the-shire/news-story/d6e9ce5a7f83f82229d4dd10bb3f672c





















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 >>/795622/
I have no hope for most NEETs in 2024. The good NEEts have achieved steady state. It will be more of the same. But the other Problem NEETs are just going to accelerate that downward spiral. God i hope IGA gets cut off from xenon and has massive housing problems and has to move to Gympie or Deception Bay. I hope his poorly serviced car breaks too. I hope a spark plug chip rattles an engine cylinder. 

After all the damage he has done here and to imissfather we can only hope.



 >>/795618/
the ancient ones were, the modern ones are more like muslim rape babies. Also there seems to be a diaspora vs mainland split, with all of the smart greeks you see around being from the diaspora around the mediterranean



 >>/795627/
> be subversive and destabilise the board because you are unemployed and this is all you got
> I am not doing it it X Y Z NEET is 
>  I am going accuse X Y Z NEET of causing the problems 
>  I was the first NEET in board history to Permanently bannned 
>  I am just going to keep accusing and reporting everyone else for ban evasion

IGA is one hell of a of a piece of shit. Karma is  a bitxh and it’s coming his way in 2024. 

The good home NEEts will triumph in 2024 !
































 >>/795645/
The last time I went to KFC i asked for 6 pieces of HOT AND SPICY. Dumb bitch rang up original AGAIN! 

Went to maccas this morning and asked for a PLAIN SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN 

And he rang up a Sausage and EGG AGAIN ! 

These fucking zoomer fuxks I need to double check every single order lately 


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> Well its about that time, friends. The workshop has been running non-stop for two years since Ashley’s passing.
> These holidays we are closed from the 22nd of December until the 3rd of January to catch up on much needed rest and a backlog of engineering-related jobs. While we still might be able to accommodate some emergency repairs, we ask you respect the holidays and leave non-essential servicing until the new year.
> Thank you all for your support — HGR
Has nuro been evicted or is he still in the dunny?









 >>/795685/
His taste in alcohol and food is quite unrefined but he has okayish taste in music.
> can't believe
Seven standards for seven dollars, I can believe it. He thinks he is too good for goon and so he goes for the next cheapest thing.






































































































 >>/795796/
Stop being such a lying deceit ridden shitlord.
You got rangebanned by Shiban hundreds of times during your big tantrum of 2020 when you decided to start spamming the board because no one wanted you here. no one still wants you here no one wants anything to do with you in real life either you are certified dead end loser🤡 




































































































































































Having a coffee and a mint. Might as well just have a goon and a choof because I know I'm too weak willed.
My sort of resolution (I don't really do that) is cutting back drinking to no more than 3 days a week.
Today's a shit day to start. 
Unironically thinking about tomorrow.
















































 >>/796015/
I know a few that frequent the shops in best A, there's Dragon's Lair in Salisbury and one up at Modbury. 
They're all with the tism but most are okay. Kind of reminds me of the metal mongs that used to play that stuff 20 years ago.




























 >>/796043/
ProteinNEET was the only one of us with a good enough paycheck to get on a rental lease, then he had a different person move in or out about every month. They were all the goths and d and d folks. 
You'd walk in and there'd be people swinging broadswords and reciting red dwarf.










Also if we switch to only having one or two
Methuselah 6 litres (8 bottles). Salmanazar 9 litres (12 bottles). Balthazar 12 litres (16 bottles) Nebuchadnezzar 15 litres (20 bottles)
each week, we can stay on the wagon





















I have put the old NEET indoors outfit in the wash.
I am wearing the new NEET indoors outfit now. 7XL Big Joe black tee, 3XL anko blue shorts. The shorts are the fancier $15 kind. They stay up better than the old ones.







I need a haircut. I am probably going to go to Just cuts even though that bitch there was so rude to me last time.
I will probably get a different one this time. It is too hard to find a new hairdresser.
I will stick to what I know.

































 >>/796115/
I read a thread about a bloke who bought a crate of fancy whisky for an investment.
When he went to sell them he found out he had 12 bottles of cheap shit in fake bottles and the company he bought them from didn't exist anymore.









I took the side panel off my computer to switch some harddrives around and accidentally knocked a glass of water into it. I hit the power switch at the back then unplugged the cable. I've mopped it up as best as I can. Should I just leave it a few days to dry before using it?







































 >>/796160/
Indeed, as he quickly used anyone he knew as a bridge to unwitting victims. Playing dumb as if he were a victim himself his behaviour became increasingly bizarre as he took Tate style courses to try and pass himself off as a businessperson.





 >>/796169/
Thy were taught to do this thing where they never mentioned it to anyone they knew, but tried to rope in their friends friends. So they didn't just sink themselves socially they also sank anyone stupid enough to still be friends with them.
By the time I found out and disowned the neet, many neets admitted that he had approached them and they hadn't said anything. How many people did he actually scam in the end? Who can say. 

Even Dickens and Dostoevsky wrote about such characters


































 >>/796201/
Yep, seems it is working. I booted to get a file I needed. It worked fine but then when I went to shut it down there was a beeping sound and not from the speakers, they were disconnected. I've got it in the shed. Hopefully it will be okay when it is fully dry and I didn't fuck it by doing that boot.
 >>/796202/
Not entirely but I have the important stuff.

























https://mega.nz/file/iNtSyZYK#_bvSLUUpqtPRm-1ytH37OBejK_y5grYwKgS5qsCXTH4
one of the videos I recorded 
the boomers shat they pants and kept shouting at me because they thought I would fall

























































































































































































> What did you spend years building ?
> Please do tell.

These are the posts that really piss me off.

Ashley spent years building his bicycle repair business, earning the due respect of his customers whilst maintaining loving relationships with his child and de facto missus.

And what is his legacy now? Tarnished by a substance-abusing minor-attracted predator scumbag loner squatting in the very premises he put his blood and sweat in to.



 >>/796417/
How’s those water levels looking ? Creeping up ?

Getting ready to stay in that shopping centre car park again ? Garn beg you JSP for help now you are flooded but have been threatening them all year ? 

BET YOUR ASS YOU ARE
















G O O K E D
> Japanese disaster prevention X account can’t post anymore after hitting API limit
https://www.dexerto.com/tech/japanese-disaster-prevention-x-account-cant-post-anymore-after-hitting-api-limit-2451266/










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In other news out of Japan:
> The 23-year old actress who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first; died after drowning in semen while shooting at a studio in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district.
> Cameramen from the shoot said the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred. Bukkake is a popular format in JAV (Japanese Adult Video) titles and involves a group of male actors ejaculating, typically onto the face of a female actor.
> The camera crew stated that “For this scene, there were around 30 male actors lined up. The actress was kneeling on the ground and the actors were taking turns to ejaculate onto her. The director insisted that they direct their semen into her mouth, which is quite normal in a JAV movie.”
> Unfortunately however during the filming, the Japanese actress began to choke on the semen, according to witnesses. The camera crew stated they thought she was actually acting when in fact she was unable to breathe. She had swallowed too much of a load apparently.
> “It came as quite a shock to us when she collapsed,” he told journalists. “The director was angry at first, telling her that she’d ruined the shot. Then once it was realized that she really couldn’t breathe Everyone became shocked.”
> The camera operator said the male actors panicked afterward, but fortunately one of them was a skilled emergency medical responder before he became a porn star.
> The Director said, “He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done.”
> Bukkake is a word meaning ‘to splash rudely’, and has become one of the most popular forms of pornography depicted in Japanese adult films.
> Typical JAV releases include at least one scene that features bukkake. However, this incident is believed to be the first bukkake-related fatality on record.





 >>/796448/
 >>/796449/
There was a video edit called the "Yellow Dove" on efukt which has since been deleted. A guy drowned as the piss of women flowed over his head in a clear box. It was suspected the bloke owed the mafia money. Near the end it shows him lifeless for a few moments when piss was completely covering his head and the women cheer in celebration. I think he came back to life. The hour or so long video is still online.













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