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The chopper left without me again. I was shouting and I saw a certain NEET look back. But he didn't say anything and just let them take off without me.
I heard everyone laughing as they flew away.




















































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> interact with normies
> get called autistic
> ignore normies
> get called a schizoid
They have normatism, normative behavioural disorder, NBD, they're NPCs that's a mental disorder. 
Characterised by pathological imitation, dependence on relationships, collective reasoning and being easily upset. Onset during adolescence, the condition effects 95% of the population. 
Fucking normies reeeee









































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Need to go do a sign up in a minute. Too hot. Fell asleep with my head on the armrest of the couch and now I'm sore. A massage could be in order but might just come home due to the heat.
















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Drove Motherbat back to Victor.
Tyre pressure sensor starting bleep blooping as we rolled into town, so I drove into Bridgestone and the guy was kind enough to check the pressures and reset the bleep bloop thingo. Not sure if it was confused or maybe the driving increased the pressure and hit an upper bound or something. Hopefully it doesn't happen again.
Took the old cow shopping.
Having a stdout. Forgot to get a pepper pie. Not going out again.










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The more I think about it, the more I think KIA Pajeet filled them to 36 psi cold and the 1.5 hour drive heated them up enough to up another pound or so and that triggered it. Low pressure should trigger until it drops to 30 psi or something and they were up near 38 when checked.  If it happens on the drive home on Monday I'll drop it at the dealer and say I want it fixed under warranty.

































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 >>/801628/
I've actually consumed far less alcohol in the past three weeks than I usually do. Some days were even alcohol free. Other than one sausage mcmuffin (that was forced upon me) and some oreos and the like, I haven't actually consumed junkfood either.


























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> People say the v6 vs v8 threads are a dong size contest, but really it's more like comparing a vag to a bum. Both have their advocates but at the end of the day, we all know that one's a bit shit.
Glad I won't have to read the Just Commodores forum any more.




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Watching jurassic park, skipping boring bits. Just noticed that if it wasn't for the stupid girl with the light nobody would've been hurt by the t-rex and none of the subsequent events would've happened






























































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None of the neets who asked turned up to eat the kfc so I ate their share. Met a seriously cute chick at the bank. She said I have a young face(does this mean handsome?)
I told her she was attractive and she said that’s lovely and that she had been told that 3 times the past week.
So yeah I basically lost my virginity. See you later virgins.










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People know the actors in shows. Everyone else is just a name they don't notice on the credits.
Larry David was rich and well known in comedy and entertainment circles, but he was not famous until he played Bernie Sanders on Saturday Night Live in 2016.











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Can’t vocaroo it. She smiled at me a few times randomly while talking. At the end she said is there anything else I can help you with? I said yeah I think you’re attractive.
She said I’ve gotten that 3 times this week so I must be doing something right.














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Tomorrow night on womboflix will be the spaghetti western The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly (1966) - starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, and some ethnic dude. The plot concerns a bounty hunting scam that joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find a fortune in gold buried in a remote cemetery.

Then on Sunday we have The Castle (1997), an aussie comedy about a working-class family from Melbourne, who fight city hall after being told they must vacate their beloved family home to allow for infrastructural expansion.



















































































































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Met a soytard today. He told me about his connection of dolls, showed me photos on his phone, stayed talking about his phone, asked whatI collected.

Tried very hard to find common ground. He owned every console and game ever made but had never heard of battle toads and wasn't global ranked in anything. 
He played a number of sports, novelty sports like Frisbee, watched netflicks. He played stardew Valley and knew the names of several plants.
















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One day they'll get you 
> The Criminal Code defines child exploitation material, or CEM, as:
“material that, in a way likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult, describes or depicts a person, or a representation of a person, who is, or apparently is, a child under 16 years
>  >a) in a sexual context, including for example, engaging in a sexual activity; or
>  >b) in an offensive or demeaning context;
https://www.awbrisbanelawyers.com.au/possession-of-child-exploitation-material-queensland/















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It’s just as Nuro stated when he profiled him. It’s an appeal to authority. If they were children IGA would be referred to as a “Dobber” ie a trouble maker that “dobs” people to get them into trouble while violating the rules himself.




























































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I know the names of most of the stars around Orion and have been watching Jupiter get further west over the past month or so. Taurus is visible today, usually can only see a bit of a blur. Nice clear night. 
I use this to look for stuff.
https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/night/australia/adelaide























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> Western Australia to give 8 per cent of land to Indigenous Australians in hopes of ‘economic and social transformation’
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/western-australia-to-give-8-per-cent-of-land-to-indigenous-australians-in-hopes-of-economic-and-social-transformation/news-story/a874082f22242d8c5760c2fd91d5fa7f









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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking last night and didn’t sleep. Thought about academics and careers and future employment. What’s the point of a job when I can coast on the dole? Is seeking university qualifications narcissistic? Would I just feel nothing after getting the qualification? Or perhaps it’s the celebration that I want, maybe even to get high marks and excel better than others to prove myself.
I thought that intrinsic reward should be what one seeks and money comes after. It’s all very obvious when I write it. But what about for people who don’t have an intrinsic reward pathway? Are they just shit out of luck? I think I need to go back and read some more individuation books.






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Morning neets, had a weird but good dream that I was a homeless bum fighting evil witches through a series of bad home of flats. Somehow I acquired a stick with a holy symbol on it that could scare the witches and break the spell of anyone under their enchantment.










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 >>/802015/
If you have read anything in prep, you're probably one up on most people but reading ain't doing and action is better than inactivity, so doing something is better than education, even if you don't know what you're doing.

























































































































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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/rejects-of-society-posh-sydney-suburb-of-mosman-is-furious-about-a-kfc-opening-nearby/news-story/4d3a3debd4f8ffc434486249b9923371


















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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-01-13/identifying-people-online-community-groups-legal-risk/103310968
Police/lawyer/magistrate faggots kvetch when people start reporting minority crime online.
What did they think was going to happen when they failed to do their jobs?























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Detergent Jones leaned back into the corner and surreptitiously rubbed his ringhole on the wainscotting.
That was the last time he would buy haemorrhoid cream from Dodgy Abdul the mad Greek.
The very last time.













































































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When the moon is full and bright I walk the streets naked so people can clearly see my naked body and then I disappear into the bushes.
On a busy Saturday night the police don't have time to attend a flasher fallout.





































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Good Morning NEETs

Slept well. Just heated a sausage egg and bacon roll from bakery I got yesterday. Covered it in green  Guzman sauce. Omg flavourtown. Big mug of ice break. 

WINNING




























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 >>/802290/
Sounds like you're making the right choice. Cat might be in a bad state now but it could get much worse and that becomes harder to see. Enjoy your time together the best you can and take a few nice photographs or videos of cat.







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> Canada, facing housing shortage, to consider cap on international students
> https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/canada-facing-housing-shortage-consider-cap-international-students-minister-2024-01-13/
Australia of course will never be allowed to do the same














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Pretty sure a junkie followed me around woolies. Think it was an ex mate. Hard to tell, 5 years of meff makes them look different.
Hid in the fresh produce because they dont know what any of that is.
Hope he's not outside waiting to see what car I get in.




























































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Its a mold ridden demountable in the back end flood zone of a caravan park in hicksville nowhere. The fact he does shittle little hauls every single day says he probably lives out of an esky and the fact he never posted a picture of his toilet or bathroom makes me almost certain he has to use a communal shower block for basic ammenities.




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> demountable 
No evidence.
> caravan park 
No evidence.
> in hicksville nowhere
You two live close enough to be affected by each others range bans.
> lives out of an esky 
You live off fast food.
> posted a picture of his toilet 
Why would he post a picture of it you gross pervert? You only posted bosslady's toilet because you thought it was impressive to live in.








































































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