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OH sorry, faggot I wouldnt want to be guilty of gaslighting. Why dont you complain to the mods? Oh and watch your data, you wouldnt want to burn thru that too quickly by clicking on those .mp4's and uploading your troll images. Oh wait... you cant access those because they are on your dead laptop. Such a shame.
































https://www.9news.com.au/national/man-missing-in-outback-queensland-found-dead/283c904d-791c-452c-bb9f-9a3a443b86ba

> The 25-year-old South Australian man went missing in the Durham area, on the Queensland border with South Australia



https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/prime-minister-anthony-albanese-promises-tax-cuts-from-july/news-story/927bae137a45f596587d2909b12cdf8b
Well that will help the poor end of town.. NOT.


 >>/803495/
Is it new enough to be covered under a warranty or something?
 >>/803507/
 >>/803525/
You're mentally ill.
 >>/803539/
Make sure you use a big spoon so you can get a mouthful of rice with a chunk of beef all in one go.
 >>/803548/
Somewhat well bantered.
 >>/803567/
You're obsessed and need to see a psychiatrist. Why are you making pictures of Stanley as a young boy? That is sick even for you.
 >>/803575/
Business has been drying up. He is in pretty bad financial straits at the moment. You can tell because he starts talking about money more.
 >>/803577/
You're mentally ill.
 >>/803578/
I'd recommend avoiding it just because of right wing paranoia and using olive oil or butter instead. Grapeseed may well be the best of the other oils though. What are you doing at such a high temperature that you're above the smoke point of olive oil?
 >>/803586/
He said he wants something smaller.
 >>/803582/
He lives in a brick house - you're homeless.
 >>/803602/
This is why DavoNEET no longer posts here.


















































































































































































Looking at apartments to rent. 
Woe, the niggers in parliament have absolutely fucked us. Basically 50% of your income if you're low income. 
Why do they keep flooding us with immigrants, its insane. Fuck them all to death.

 >>/803785/
Apartments in general are a bit of a rip off but yeah, the situation is fucked. A sharehouse is usually the best way to go financially but has a bunch of issues of its own. Keep your pans locked up if you move into one.














https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/aqua-on-barbie-girl-band-breakups-and-their-upcoming-australian-tour/news-story/bcbf4b04ce1e79167a40be45b118a408
He won't take me :(


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Good Morning NEETs
Still gloating over IGAY breaking his only PCand being too povvo to fix it. 

Remember NEETs: When your an online tumor and some misfortune happens that would be a mere inconvenience to a normal person with a job, and you whine for sympathy but get called out, and then you gaslight like a motherfucker and get called out again, then, um where was I going with this. Ah who gives a shit, I'm SHADENFREUDIN' LIKE A MADMAN OVER HERE OOOHH YEAH LOVE ME A LOLCOW EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGIT




























































































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 >>/803890/
Wants an API audited. When asked for details, first responds with picrel.
Eventually gives me push access to the code repository (which hasn't been updated in 2 years). Says he'll do a commit later.
Then says he'll embed an "Easter egg" in the code to make sure I'm "thorough".










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I'm having fun at teh wage NEETs. There is this ridiculously flamboyant and grumpy contractor who we get to edit the code base every time the CEO goes on a fag chemsex weekend and gets paranoid about russian hackers. To start with I denied him a access card so he has to wait outside with the curry smokers until business hours, then when he wants access to the App program interface, I gaslight that he doesnt need it because I didnt need it when i was doing 1337 haxxor stuff, before I was promoted to management. He's getting incoherent with rage and I got to exploit his vulnerability and score points with the hot blonde office boobiella. I pwnd him with my tales of installing an awesome data tracker worm in the repository two years ago. LOL he's gonna spend hours looking for it and then I'm gonna show him up when the CEO comes out of his coom coma. I cant wait, he's gonna cry. That will teach him to park his crappy corvette in my spot. Lol.



















Some neets just can't handle the extraordinary transformation that has come over goondaddy since he took up the bronze age mindset. He used to be a fat homeless alcoholic unemployed loser who wasted all day on imageboards and youtube. Then he started reading bronze age pervert, and now look at him.



 >>/803851/
I have shifted back to eBay from AliExpress because eBay protects the consumer. Lodged a claim with aliexpress they put the reason for not delivery down as a customs issue the package was marked as delivered and claimed I didn't provide paperwork for the customs issue when denying the claim. Devious chinks.









There is a reasonably attractive single mother that lives across the road who spends her waking hours in short lycra gym shorts and a fitting top. I'm kind of surprised the pavement apes a few doors down haven't raped her to death in the past 18 months. Her two girls got bikes for Christmas and keep stacking it on the road every 10 minutes and crying until she comes out.








 >>/803720/
I realised afterwards that whitey did two Allan Quatermain films with a young Sharon Stone. They were OK from memory, if you're into 80s action-comedy fillums.
Actor is an IRL fudge packer. I remember Motherbat commenting on the fact when we watched one of the Quatermain films on telly once.



































Finna have to IGA for some reasonably priced booze., Will be looking out for the latest meme chip flavour from Smittoes. Would any of you unemployed luhoozers like me to pick you up anything?































































Finna cook some out of date pork mince, with some out date eggs, a rotten potat, some onion and garlic. Seasoned with mixed dried herb, Korean chilli paste and a splash of Worcestershire.
































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Step 1: Create a professional looking basic website, with the overall idea to get indian schools to pledge to help create a Covid-Free India by making the covid vaccine mandatory at their schools. Have a section where you list the schools that have taken the pledge.

Step 2: Create a list of the biggest medium and small range cities in India. You can find that on Wikipedia. You can skip the big cities like Delhi, Mumbai, Bangalore, Kolkata

Step 3: Google each individual city and look up the schools there. There will be at least 50 to 100 schools per city. Try to find the smaller ones, not affiliate with huge school networks.

Step 4: Find their email address on their page, and send them a professional sounding email asking them to pledge that they will require the covid vaccine for all school children attending their school. Ask if they would also like to list their name on the website as one of the schools that have made the pledge for a vaccine mandate at their school. Be sure to use the word "international" in your email and website, since that word tends to impress indians.

Pretty simple plan. Feel free to add your own input and make it even more professional. Perhaps use an email scraper program, and a mass-emailer program, so you can instant email 1000s of indian schools at the same time.

Good luck! Let's make sure India is 100% vaccinated for Covid, including the children!





Seen two high altitude ufos flying south to north. Several planes as well. These were something different. 
Weird. 
Also seen a few planes and I thought I saw a shooting star but it went away really quickly. It's bloody cold. 
Jupiter is about to get eaten by the moon.









Ran into a family friend and yelled at her about conviction and covid. It would have been a sight. She started sweating and I had got out of my chair and was pacing around. Had to give her a lift home afterwards.



 >>/804090/
I let her have it. She kept going on about my body, my choice and I said no it isn't. You've attached some mRNA fuck thing to your fucking DNA and even if they lied about the numbers, at least half of the fucking planet took this experimental drug like a mob of complicit limp dick coward cock sucker faggots, then basically all of our collective offspring will be affected by this cunt. 
And she said that's their choice and I thought about it. You know what I mean. 
And then she said something about how I'm too stern? And I said shes looking for the word conviction and went on a rant about how that used to be a valued trait and she needs to know her own fundamental values and to learn what they are. Unchanging value system, what defines your character.
Flippant Arab chicks.


























































































Sitting in a shopping centre and a mong is showing me all his texts to locanto whores.
Funny cunt. Half of them are him telling them they're not worth it or asking if they do natural anal.
What a dude.






















Australia’s “most sexually active woman” has called out alleged double standards in the adult industry, labelling the disparity between men and women “appalling”.

Annie Knight has become a household name after she began documenting her life as an OnlyFans creator, revealing she’s slept with 300 people in the past 12 months as well as her mammoth earnings.

However she’s also been open about the negative effects of going public with her profession after being “slut-shamed” by a stranger who outed her X-rated job to her dad.



































































I am going to start informing businesses if their food is shit.
Up until now I have been stopped by my sense of politeness.
I have eaten a 5/10 meal and when the waitress asked afterwards how it was I would say everything was great.
I am going to start telling the truth. Not to get my money back, just to let them know they need to do better.
If no one tells them they might not know.






The problem with giving feedback in this modern world is making sure it gets to the right place.
There is not much point telling the 18 year old girl at the KFC window that they are cooking the chicken wrong.
She will just want you to go away. She will not care. Nothing will change. She would not even pass the feedback on most likely.




You would have to go back to the bakery, line up again just to tell them the sausage roll you just ate was mediocre.
It would be quite awkward.
The other way to do it is via online reviews but I'm not sure how seriously they take them. The businesses are often very defensive about them and will question whether the person who wrote the review was even a genuine customer.




































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So anyway Lord Nuro Has been away all week. Last time i seriously posted was perhaps Monday. In the mean time can someone give me a QRD on exactly whos laptop failed. Many of you dragged me into that conversation but i really wasnt here. Mental illness at its finest.



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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003441045274.html
 the impedance is spot on for the dynamic sensitivity
I think the Bass could have a better range but maybe thats the way I setup the earbuds
just shop around, you can get an absolute steal. Get a silver core wire












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I spotted the post and surmised it was IGAY simping for some sads. It was confirmed by the torrent of gaslighting and cope and the tiny rez size of the usual spam images. So it was clearly hurting having to put up a front with god knows what vintage model phone it has, and all the dox folders on NEETs and spam archive being unavailable.  I forget what type of laptop it was, but I googalayed it and its worth $2K. We had a reprieve from tennis and that brit actress spam for a bit, but sadly it booted up when it took the thing to an actual human for repairs. It thought (You) were responsible for the goading but it forgets that he has many enemys here. Was good feels for a while tho. You missed out.





















































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it oviously had goon spilled on it, or power cord got yanked and killed the DC connector plug

reminds me of another gooner roomate i had back in 2016. He put his dell laptop on the floor next to his bed so he could pass out and got up to take a piss and stepped on it

that shit turned his life literally upside down because he only had a dumbphone backup too.































> pretends he doesnt post here
> pretends he lives in a house
> pretends to be an exert in fake chink mp3 players 
> gloats about drinking cheap chardonay and taking valium 
> rides around town drunk and alone every night 
Whoa!















Does he even realise we wouldn't give him so much shit if he wasn't a pathological liar? 
Nuro you would be welcome here if you weren't egotistical. It's the whole premise of this board.

















 >>/804385/
IGAY was rekt having to phonepost. It clearly ruined his lyfe without passive entertainment to fill his empty thoughts. Its ironic that getting his plug pulled could have been the start of some kind of mental renaissance, after some angst and suffering, but to his pathetic relief he is able to watch the tennis once again. What a loser.




































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