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Most neets will probably want to watch the N/IGA drama on ausneet tv, but if you don't you can watch Shogun with the boys right now: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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Pie turned out alright but with that amount of cheese You cant fuck it up. Having a glass of milk for dessert because I'm out of honey for some reason.



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I buy my bread from baker's delight. I usually get a sourdough Vienna, either wholemeal or rye. I have to specify unsliced each time as they always assume I want it cut. I sometimes splurge for the fancier loaves as I mostly just have it with butter but sometimes I'll have some with jam or in a cheese toastie toastie.




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Costco roast chooks were $6 but could be found for $4 at the end of the day. This was about six years ago, they are no doubt significantly more expensive.




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They do an okay Crusty loaf. I used to get one called pasta dura or something like that.

I moved house and don't buy from My new local Baker's delight because it and the non white people working there all look dirty.



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How bad would it be to take a hot roast chook with you on the train?
I would keep it in a shopping bag I wouldn't eat it on the train.














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 >>/804517/
William Fichtner had a good performance in that. I like him as a villain. He can play a villain who is bad but in an understandable way. I find villans oftne end up being either ridiculous or completely justified.


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Still thinking about last night's WW3 dream. Such dread. Night skies lit up with nuclear missiles. Foreign armies going house-to-house shooting anyone inside. Certified Woe.

Hoping for another tonight tbh.


































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Feeling sorry for BILL

I once hit a concrete post in an undercover carpark in the new Hyundai Sonata I'd owned for not even a year. Only superficial damage but still it was embarrassing af.

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I hope not. One thing they fuck up in contemporary telly shows is the narration. They jump between scenes which are far from each other in time and space and they don't give explanation about who is who and what's happening.



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I clipped the ticket machine entering an underground carpark in the company station wagon in 2002. It smashed the rear window and got caught up. While I was trying to process that, the roller door came back down on the bonnet of the car.




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I saw a pajeet trying to reverse out of a carpark that was right next to a big concrete pole in an underground carpark not long ago. He had tried to correct it and just made it worse. 
He tried to keep a straight face but I knew he was bloddy fucking in his head


























































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I reckon the Czech chick lost the first set so it wasn't over in half an hour. 
She's ranked 9th and Hunter is the local underdog that the audience like.





















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This picture has taken me down a rabbit hole.
On YouTube she claimed to be Irish the other day, yet her twitter and Twitch channel is full of spanish shit writing and on Instagram she looks like just another vapid slut with her bits out.
The Elder Scrolls nerdy thing on YouTube was good, but the illusion has been shattered.



















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What you need is a can-do attitude, Why not head on down to your local Dan Murphys cellar and talk to one of my Cellar keepers about what generous deals we can-do for you on my extensive range of bottles and *ahem Cans *chortle.







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Fixed my NAS. Was having problems with a popup window that said "access denied" and it turns out that the new version wants to fag me up and not let me do that with root privs. Had to make a sub directory and give that permission to read and write. FUcksake at least now I've completed the upgrade and restored my memes folder. Now to relax and neet it up for a bit.






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Decided not to go out and placed a Woolworths delivery order for 2-3pm. Should be interesting to see how they root that up.
Will place a booze order now.
The hot weather and normies outside can suck my balls.









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https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2024/0116/1426916-new-zealand-mp/
> A New Zealand Green Party MP has resigned after it was alleged by media that she had shoplifted at high-end local boutiques on at least three occasions.

'member when one of ours got caught shoplifting and the media went into bat for her about 'mental health issues'?


































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 >>/804720/
I don't want it to sound better than a smart phone. I want it to have physical buttons and a long battery life. It also has bluetooth controls so I can bluetooth to my bookshelf speakers.



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 >>/804720/
It gets good reviews here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DigitalAudioPlayer/comments/17dfwh0/whats_wrong_with_the_surfans_f20/
and they even mention dickheads like you who only like audio gear if it costs $3000





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> dickheads like you who only like audio gear if it costs $3000

FFS The whole point of DigitalAudioPlayers (DAPs) is to provide a high fidelity analogue audio output to drive headphones / iems 

literally nobody uses a dap to drive bluetooth devices, thats just plain retarded. If thats your use case fine but you didnt explain that to begin with so dont go off at me.



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the single mother and the kids have just climbed into the car in their bathers
the mother has a sheer cotton shirt over the top, unbuttoned

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That wasn't me but I'll explain what I'm going to use it for anyway.
I'm going to use it with my bookshelf speakers and either play files off of it or bluetooth to it from my laptop or phone.
I'm going to use it normally when I'm walking.
I'm going to use it in my car and since I sometimes drive where there's no reception I need all the files to be downloaded already.
I can't use my phone because Iphones don't have offline players anymore for some shit reason. And they don't have AUX jacks.

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> Iphones don't have offline players anymore for some shit reason. And they don't have AUX jacks.

Foobar2k and Hiby Music app play any files you dump into them just fine. I have about 50gigs offline music on my iphone 13 and iphone 6 (with a headphone jack)

another thing i do is i have a soundcloud / youtube to mp3 converter dump files straight into my icloud directory and i play mixes offline through the files app with a single click



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pajeet delivered 2 hours and 17 minutes after I placed the order
having a back and forth with support about it
< you placed the order at 11am
> no, I placed the order at 9:47 as per your fucking confirmation email
< yes, but SA deliveries don't start until 11am
> nowhere on your website does it say that
< pajeet is 12 minutes away
> pajeet keeps driving to supermarkets and fast food places and it has been saying 12 minutes for 25 minutes now
< i shall call him
> please cancel his $4 tip
< i can't do that
"Luke" really loves Pajeet
















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> Dan Murphy’s and BWS urgently recall popular Grey Goose Vodka product
>  >The product has been recalled as “severe or fatal injuries can happen in two hours or less”.
>  >>Product Safety Australia issued the recall for Bottles of the Grey Goose Limited Edition 1L Night Vision Northern Lights Edition.
>  >>The product, which has been available across the country, was sold between October 1, 2023 and December 21, 2023.
>  >>The recall was made as the light is powered by a button battery that has not been adequately secured and could be accessed by young children.
>  >>“There is a risk of choking, severe burn injuries or death to young children if they gain access to the button/coin batteries and swallow or insert them,” the recall notice warns.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/dan-murphys-and-bws-urgently-recall-popular-grey-goose-vodka-product/news-story/ae6ca1ce2c624da0f1c78e22b22f1d8c



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Weber you have had so many problems with all these mudskins over the years but you keep giving them your business.
You are not living up to your own values. Your addictions are running your life.















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 >>/804773/
I was just planning my day. I have only just consumed the one can of cider I left in the fridge.
I once had a fully stocked wine rack and wine fridge (for whites) and I was too lazy to keep them populated because I drank too fast.



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 >>/804777/
Never understood why people don't refill water bottles when they use them and keep a few in the fridge or the cupboard for such occasions. As long as you don't suck out of the bottle directly, they remain hygienic.






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Remember when custom rims became hugely popular through Amercian negro music video culture? You'd see shitbox early 90's Commodores with a set of 2-grand 30-inch chrome spinners.

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Yeah. Even now in Lizbef you'll see a $1k shitbox with $3k rims on it occasionally.
Can only recall seeing spinners IRL in Adelaide a couple of times. Mildly amusing when they pull up next to you at the lights and the wheels keep spinning.































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Woolies delivered 15 minutes before the beginning of the delivery window. No substitutions. No damaged items. No close expiration dates. Colour me impressed.




























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Russel is suck a cuck that he still waits for the faggot Emporer's permission to kill the metal head nigger and doesn't kill every tiger and every chain holder in the stadium. He should have gone nuts.













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It's interesting that in trying to Fight Sexism, instead of having the woman as stereotypically dumb enough to believe in the paranormal, they made Scully the skeptic. But because there was so much obvious paranormal stuff on the show she ended up looking like an idiot for refusing to notice it.

















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Left my clothes wet too long and now they stink. I keep pacing around to get away from the smell of my clothes. I don't want to wear my old ones as they stink of sweat and I got Helen all over them.











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I walked in and wanted a massage. As soon as I smelt the deep heat stuff I knew it was a legit one. 
Was pretty good but only old bitches there. 
Still got a stiffy but no HE.


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Do you round up at woollies for oz harvest or food bank? 
They're funded by your tax dollars already and charity goes to promoting the charity. 
Rotary are probably the only charity that actually pass on shekels but that's because they're Jesuit masons and your money is no good.











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Imagine having a hole that randomly develops a fucking mouldy cream cheese explosion for no reason, or bleeds for a week, or it hurts to piss because your shit germs got up your piss pipe.



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 >>/804905/
Cheddar man predates anything found there and has blue eyes.
I don't have a problem with the continent of Africa. Just keep it there and keep its inhabitants off my TV and Internet screen.



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 >>/804907/
North of the Sahara is Europe. Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco, and arguably Egypt have more to do with Europe than the rest of Africa, even after the caliphate expansions.

















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 >>/804925/
It was probably a boong he was going to fuck. 
It's funny because his daughter is in Alice and he'd go up there to stay the night and leave without even telling her he was there.





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 >>/804926/
He needs to go get a tug from a few ethnic cuties. 
He wanted to fuck Misso's church cousin at one point. 
The Aryan dick bottlenecked our gene pool. It is what any real white man pursues. 
HA splayed out accepting the full Indo-European culture. Filling her to the brim with pastoralism, husbandry and agriculture before cruising off on a chariot to kill the men of the next village and plunder their unkempt women.


















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Feel free to download his data: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/our-science/our-work/origins-evolution-futures/cheddar-man-pigmentation-data.xlsx
and run it yourself through one of the phenotyping probability tools





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I've heard it said both ways, but he's only since the last Ice Age. 
But I also obviously don't care too much about the colour of skin. 
Albanians and poles have white skin, but are bigger niggers than most Africans.

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> Albanians and poles have white skin, but are bigger niggers than most Africans.
On this we can agree.
I would put half of Europe in a wood chipper, Endchan mods included.

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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/budgeting/pm-calls-mps-back-to-canberra-for-costofliving-war-council/news-story/a19f1ac6c40bd955975401909754c648
oh shid, Airbus Albo has called MPs back 2 weeks early from their 4 month holiday to tackle the cost of living crisis

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On that, I've never met a disrespectful Tanzanian or Eritrean, but all Sudanese, Somalis and most Congolese and Liberians (USA minor) are dogs. 
Only west of the Rhine is and not including the Dutch or Scandinavians are real western European, and they've all adopted refugees customs.




















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 >>/804941/
I use some styling powder once a week. Shit is more expensive than coke per gram

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i kicked the mersey valley and replaced it with the hard stuff camebert

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well ban tree'd

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sudanese and somali lie and deceive on a next level

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bill wont fix his car properly and the saga will drag on 

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its their job to be gay on purpose

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did a big load yesterday myself and the towels the skank towels 

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IGAy ?

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In other news i was going to go out thisafternoon and get some excercise. On the drive to the walking track i somehow  diverted to KFC and went straight back home and started gooning in the cool zone. Its myfault for skipping lunch the thought of chicken salt like crack.





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Still thinking about the commune. 
Buying a caravan park, basing the economy on wasted labour.
Running half as a write off and the other half as a cenno farm like most indigenous corporations. 

So a third of your time would be spent making junk products, but you could get out of this by bartering the products off another neet (if you were the commune prozzie) or by bringing in more neets to make it for you. If you brought in one neet a year you would never have to do any work whatsoever. 

Living costs would be virtually nill because of the poor quality housing, communal kitchen and business write-offs.

Then when it flooded the whole commune gets washed away and everyone claims a million dollars in insurance to set up another somewhere cleaner.






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As a kid, Weetbix or Corn Flakes.
Never did like Rice Bubbles or Coco Pops.
Wasn't allowed 'shit' like Fruit Loops.
Grandfatherbot introduced me to sugar on cereal when I was staying with them for a few weeks, much to my parent's chagrin. He would also butter toast before putting it in the toaster and would stick knives into the toaster without switching it off.
Nowdays probably Sultana Bran or that one that had a bit of everything in it (Sustain?). Can't do Weetbix without sugar. Just reminds me of duck food.










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 >>/804992/
well the thing is they have PR campaign on the addressing the cost of living and their tax policies are arbitrarily raising the cost of living which they are not going to back down on and it has to do with alcohol. 

This is a perfect storm that could topple a government.









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I never needed (or even knew about) it until I was shown. Once you know, you can't go back. Splash of milk to get the tops wet and then a dessert spoon of sugar on each which sticks to the now wet 'bix.








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> dessert spoon of sugar on each 
Jesus Christ webby. A woman that was baby sitting me introduced me to sugar on weetbix but that was only a teaspoon of brown sugar over about four weetbix. I found the taste different and preferred it without.


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 >>/805011/
Remember that first major international tour he went on where he wouldn't eat anything because he only ate baked beans and ham and pineapple pixxa, and Aussies were flooding the team with international deliveries of SPC baked beans.





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Grandfatherbot wasn't a fat cunt either. Just one of those tough old country buggers who worked seven days a week (even in retirement) and ate meat and veg the other two meals each day.




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Some dildo yelled out "get vaccinated" during last night's match. Right as he was about to serve for match point. He sealed that mofo with an ace. Toiletman can only dream of such levels of Basedness.



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Old coots in this country used to eat lots of sugar. My grandmother used to have huge sacks of it and would put large quantities of it in just about everything that it was reasonable to do so for. I think there was a transition period between not needing to be careful with it because it was scarce and learning how to use it wisely.


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 >>/805025/
Probably a few. He also smoked like a chimney.
That John Saffran guy got in trouble when Warnie quit smoking that time and he put a lit cigarette on a remote control car and drove it out to him at the pitch




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Well to be honest we know the truth now.

IGA is here but gaslights. Then there is another NEET who pretends to be IGA. Then there is Goondaddy who is batting for IGA.

Its really just an axis of evil against the Based One.


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Yeah, I think there was some over-compensation after growing up during the depression era but also they didn't eat processed food. Nannabot or the butcher made everything they ate.






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That was 2 years ago you really need to move on. Have you got your stall organised at the communal shower block ? love seeing those grey nomad balls flop around ? lel at your life.


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toiletman got so worked up over postieNEET making his return and getting all the attention for the day that he accused him of secretly being IGA lol. Genuine mental illness.

















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I'm still horrified by nuro using phone apps to make images of IGA as a child. This drama has taken a very dark turn with this revelation.














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Keegan gets so worked up over posts here. I am worried he will have another heart attack. All these issues with his liver and blood pressure too yet he won't slow down on the drinking.





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> keegan is talking about suicide
Bosslady's workshop running out of customers has been terrible for his mental health. He has had his hours cut back and he was on fuck all money to begin with. This is very sad to see.











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He stopped being funny about the time he made the series shitting on religion, and somehow forgot to touch Islam. Almost certainly for fear of having his head separated from his body.




































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They are probably also Poles in denial too, which makes them the Second Netherlands of Second Germany as well.
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https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/118213/ralph-lauren-polo-cologne-intense-118ml
Having had a very quick little squizz it seems to mostly hover around the $110 mark. Does cologne go on special much? I was thinking of trying a sampler in the shop.

























































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That reminds me - Australia Day is coming up on Friday, and unlike woolies, womboflix will be doing something to mark the occasion. Do neets have any suggestions for a good Australia Day movie?































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I remember back when you could order a crust from domino's that was filled with melted cheese. That was a golden age for pidser franchises.

























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Girls going around braless everywhere isn't even remarkable. The train station is just wall to wall with orange slags with their tits flopping about.

























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I haven't bothered with the reports but they thin out if temperature is ill-suited to boonging outside. Sometimes during the tourist season the cops will move them along more frequently too.

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Yeah, I am not bothered by girls at uni doing it. It is a bit daring and I somewhat like how they know what they're doing and smile if they see you staring. The ones at the train station are awful though. They run around screaming at other and arguing about tickets etc. General fatherless behaviour. Awful.
























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> ‘Always be in my heart:’ Pawn Star frontman’s son reportedly dies from overdose
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/always-be-in-my-heart-pawn-star-frontmans-son-reportedly-dies-from-overdose/news-story/2950b6bb1b6571024e5d2bc6bfe7e0b9













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You'll have to clean the bugs and like it.
> Tesla: You’ll Have to Wipe Dead Bugs and Bird Poop off Your Cybertruck ASAP to Avoid Corrosion
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Tonight on womboflix will be The Quiet Earth (1985), a New Zealand scifi/post apocalyptic film about a scientist who accidentally gets rid of every other human on the planet and is left alone. We still need to pick an Australia movie too.









































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Kek, imagine if it has to move out of the workshop because the dunny is fucked. He'd be selling his arse in the backseat of his wog shitbox.






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Monk, you need to start giving short bans to the neets that encourage it. It will keep coming back as long as it is getting attention.








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What are we doing tonight neets? I am going to wank and waste time on youtube, but I'm doing it sober so this still counts as self-improvement.







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 >>/805420/
Basically this, sherlock was a smart character invented by a dumb irishman who believed in fairies and spiritualism and shit. He looked at his english and scottish medical professors and was like 'whoooah...you guys are like wizards'










































































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