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I buy my bread from baker's delight. I usually get a sourdough Vienna, either wholemeal or rye. I have to specify unsliced each time as they always assume I want it cut. I sometimes splurge for the fancier loaves as I mostly just have it with butter but sometimes I'll have some with jam or in a cheese toastie toastie.



























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Still thinking about last night's WW3 dream. Such dread. Night skies lit up with nuclear missiles. Foreign armies going house-to-house shooting anyone inside. Certified Woe.

Hoping for another tonight tbh.


































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Feeling sorry for BILL

I once hit a concrete post in an undercover carpark in the new Hyundai Sonata I'd owned for not even a year. Only superficial damage but still it was embarrassing af.

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 >>/804560/
I hope not. One thing they fuck up in contemporary telly shows is the narration. They jump between scenes which are far from each other in time and space and they don't give explanation about who is who and what's happening.



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 >>/804561/
I clipped the ticket machine entering an underground carpark in the company station wagon in 2002. It smashed the rear window and got caught up. While I was trying to process that, the roller door came back down on the bonnet of the car.




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 >>/804561/
I saw a pajeet trying to reverse out of a carpark that was right next to a big concrete pole in an underground carpark not long ago. He had tried to correct it and just made it worse. 
He tried to keep a straight face but I knew he was bloddy fucking in his head















































































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 >>/804617/
This picture has taken me down a rabbit hole.
On YouTube she claimed to be Irish the other day, yet her twitter and Twitch channel is full of spanish shit writing and on Instagram she looks like just another vapid slut with her bits out.
The Elder Scrolls nerdy thing on YouTube was good, but the illusion has been shattered.


























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Fixed my NAS. Was having problems with a popup window that said "access denied" and it turns out that the new version wants to fag me up and not let me do that with root privs. Had to make a sub directory and give that permission to read and write. FUcksake at least now I've completed the upgrade and restored my memes folder. Now to relax and neet it up for a bit.






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Decided not to go out and placed a Woolworths delivery order for 2-3pm. Should be interesting to see how they root that up.
Will place a booze order now.
The hot weather and normies outside can suck my balls.









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https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2024/0116/1426916-new-zealand-mp/
> A New Zealand Green Party MP has resigned after it was alleged by media that she had shoplifted at high-end local boutiques on at least three occasions.

'member when one of ours got caught shoplifting and the media went into bat for her about 'mental health issues'?





































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 >>/804720/
It gets good reviews here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DigitalAudioPlayer/comments/17dfwh0/whats_wrong_with_the_surfans_f20/
and they even mention dickheads like you who only like audio gear if it costs $3000





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 >>/804727/
> dickheads like you who only like audio gear if it costs $3000

FFS The whole point of DigitalAudioPlayers (DAPs) is to provide a high fidelity analogue audio output to drive headphones / iems 

literally nobody uses a dap to drive bluetooth devices, thats just plain retarded. If thats your use case fine but you didnt explain that to begin with so dont go off at me.




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 >>/804732/
That wasn't me but I'll explain what I'm going to use it for anyway.
I'm going to use it with my bookshelf speakers and either play files off of it or bluetooth to it from my laptop or phone.
I'm going to use it normally when I'm walking.
I'm going to use it in my car and since I sometimes drive where there's no reception I need all the files to be downloaded already.
I can't use my phone because Iphones don't have offline players anymore for some shit reason. And they don't have AUX jacks.

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> Iphones don't have offline players anymore for some shit reason. And they don't have AUX jacks.

Foobar2k and Hiby Music app play any files you dump into them just fine. I have about 50gigs offline music on my iphone 13 and iphone 6 (with a headphone jack)

another thing i do is i have a soundcloud / youtube to mp3 converter dump files straight into my icloud directory and i play mixes offline through the files app with a single click



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pajeet delivered 2 hours and 17 minutes after I placed the order
having a back and forth with support about it
< you placed the order at 11am
> no, I placed the order at 9:47 as per your fucking confirmation email
< yes, but SA deliveries don't start until 11am
> nowhere on your website does it say that
< pajeet is 12 minutes away
> pajeet keeps driving to supermarkets and fast food places and it has been saying 12 minutes for 25 minutes now
< i shall call him
> please cancel his $4 tip
< i can't do that
"Luke" really loves Pajeet
















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> Dan Murphy’s and BWS urgently recall popular Grey Goose Vodka product
>  >The product has been recalled as “severe or fatal injuries can happen in two hours or less”.
>  >>Product Safety Australia issued the recall for Bottles of the Grey Goose Limited Edition 1L Night Vision Northern Lights Edition.
>  >>The product, which has been available across the country, was sold between October 1, 2023 and December 21, 2023.
>  >>The recall was made as the light is powered by a button battery that has not been adequately secured and could be accessed by young children.
>  >>“There is a risk of choking, severe burn injuries or death to young children if they gain access to the button/coin batteries and swallow or insert them,” the recall notice warns.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/dan-murphys-and-bws-urgently-recall-popular-grey-goose-vodka-product/news-story/ae6ca1ce2c624da0f1c78e22b22f1d8c



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Weber you have had so many problems with all these mudskins over the years but you keep giving them your business.
You are not living up to your own values. Your addictions are running your life.















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 >>/804773/
I was just planning my day. I have only just consumed the one can of cider I left in the fridge.
I once had a fully stocked wine rack and wine fridge (for whites) and I was too lazy to keep them populated because I drank too fast.










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 >>/804788/
Yeah. Even now in Lizbef you'll see a $1k shitbox with $3k rims on it occasionally.
Can only recall seeing spinners IRL in Adelaide a couple of times. Mildly amusing when they pull up next to you at the lights and the wheels keep spinning.








































































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 >>/804764/
It's interesting that in trying to Fight Sexism, instead of having the woman as stereotypically dumb enough to believe in the paranormal, they made Scully the skeptic. But because there was so much obvious paranormal stuff on the show she ended up looking like an idiot for refusing to notice it.

















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Left my clothes wet too long and now they stink. I keep pacing around to get away from the smell of my clothes. I don't want to wear my old ones as they stink of sweat and I got Helen all over them.













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 >>/804877/
 >>/804876/
Do you round up at woollies for oz harvest or food bank? 
They're funded by your tax dollars already and charity goes to promoting the charity. 
Rotary are probably the only charity that actually pass on shekels but that's because they're Jesuit masons and your money is no good.











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Imagine having a hole that randomly develops a fucking mouldy cream cheese explosion for no reason, or bleeds for a week, or it hurts to piss because your shit germs got up your piss pipe.




























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 >>/804926/
He needs to go get a tug from a few ethnic cuties. 
He wanted to fuck Misso's church cousin at one point. 
The Aryan dick bottlenecked our gene pool. It is what any real white man pursues. 
HA splayed out accepting the full Indo-European culture. Filling her to the brim with pastoralism, husbandry and agriculture before cruising off on a chariot to kill the men of the next village and plunder their unkempt women.


















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 >>/804944/
Feel free to download his data: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/our-science/our-work/origins-evolution-futures/cheddar-man-pigmentation-data.xlsx
and run it yourself through one of the phenotyping probability tools







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https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/budgeting/pm-calls-mps-back-to-canberra-for-costofliving-war-council/news-story/a19f1ac6c40bd955975401909754c648
oh shid, Airbus Albo has called MPs back 2 weeks early from their 4 month holiday to tackle the cost of living crisis

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 >>/804956/
On that, I've never met a disrespectful Tanzanian or Eritrean, but all Sudanese, Somalis and most Congolese and Liberians (USA minor) are dogs. 
Only west of the Rhine is and not including the Dutch or Scandinavians are real western European, and they've all adopted refugees customs.




















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 >>/804941/
I use some styling powder once a week. Shit is more expensive than coke per gram

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i kicked the mersey valley and replaced it with the hard stuff camebert

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well ban tree'd

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sudanese and somali lie and deceive on a next level

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bill wont fix his car properly and the saga will drag on 

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its their job to be gay on purpose

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did a big load yesterday myself and the towels the skank towels 

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IGAy ?






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Still thinking about the commune. 
Buying a caravan park, basing the economy on wasted labour.
Running half as a write off and the other half as a cenno farm like most indigenous corporations. 

So a third of your time would be spent making junk products, but you could get out of this by bartering the products off another neet (if you were the commune prozzie) or by bringing in more neets to make it for you. If you brought in one neet a year you would never have to do any work whatsoever. 

Living costs would be virtually nill because of the poor quality housing, communal kitchen and business write-offs.

Then when it flooded the whole commune gets washed away and everyone claims a million dollars in insurance to set up another somewhere cleaner.






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 >>/804982/
As a kid, Weetbix or Corn Flakes.
Never did like Rice Bubbles or Coco Pops.
Wasn't allowed 'shit' like Fruit Loops.
Grandfatherbot introduced me to sugar on cereal when I was staying with them for a few weeks, much to my parent's chagrin. He would also butter toast before putting it in the toaster and would stick knives into the toaster without switching it off.
Nowdays probably Sultana Bran or that one that had a bit of everything in it (Sustain?). Can't do Weetbix without sugar. Just reminds me of duck food.










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 >>/804992/
well the thing is they have PR campaign on the addressing the cost of living and their tax policies are arbitrarily raising the cost of living which they are not going to back down on and it has to do with alcohol. 

This is a perfect storm that could topple a government.

















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 >>/805009/
> dessert spoon of sugar on each 
Jesus Christ webby. A woman that was baby sitting me introduced me to sugar on weetbix but that was only a teaspoon of brown sugar over about four weetbix. I found the taste different and preferred it without.


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 >>/805011/
Remember that first major international tour he went on where he wouldn't eat anything because he only ate baked beans and ham and pineapple pixxa, and Aussies were flooding the team with international deliveries of SPC baked beans.












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 >>/805024/
Old coots in this country used to eat lots of sugar. My grandmother used to have huge sacks of it and would put large quantities of it in just about everything that it was reasonable to do so for. I think there was a transition period between not needing to be careful with it because it was scarce and learning how to use it wisely.




















































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> keegan is talking about suicide
Bosslady's workshop running out of customers has been terrible for his mental health. He has had his hours cut back and he was on fuck all money to begin with. This is very sad to see.












































































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 >>/805156/
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/118213/ralph-lauren-polo-cologne-intense-118ml
Having had a very quick little squizz it seems to mostly hover around the $110 mark. Does cologne go on special much? I was thinking of trying a sampler in the shop.











































































































































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 >>/805290/
Yeah, I am not bothered by girls at uni doing it. It is a bit daring and I somewhat like how they know what they're doing and smile if they see you staring. The ones at the train station are awful though. They run around screaming at other and arguing about tickets etc. General fatherless behaviour. Awful.
























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> ‘Always be in my heart:’ Pawn Star frontman’s son reportedly dies from overdose
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/always-be-in-my-heart-pawn-star-frontmans-son-reportedly-dies-from-overdose/news-story/2950b6bb1b6571024e5d2bc6bfe7e0b9













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You'll have to clean the bugs and like it.
> Tesla: You’ll Have to Wipe Dead Bugs and Bird Poop off Your Cybertruck ASAP to Avoid Corrosion
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 >>/805420/
Basically this, sherlock was a smart character invented by a dumb irishman who believed in fairies and spiritualism and shit. He looked at his english and scottish medical professors and was like 'whoooah...you guys are like wizards'









































































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